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CONTENTS Christmas is coming. As those decorations on the pillars outside the Dome on George Street have been hinting to us since late October. And whether you’re a curmudgeonly sort who thinks it’s just one big costly, over-tinselled fuss, or the type who has an annual cry at It’s A Wonderful Life and daydreams about riding your very own reindeer in Lapland, we hope we have something for you.

Our gift guide gives some ideas – not only what your hard-to-please relatives may like to receive, but also a few things to add to your own wish list. They are sourced, where possible, from independent Scottish designers and shops, and we’ve picked out some of the best markets for local produce and crafts too.

There are also tips on how to mix your own cocktails, who’s doing deals on Christmas dinners, useful info on when the ice rinks open, and lots more. Get the sherry and the National Lampoon’s DVD out. It is time.

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A selection box full of the season’s film, theatre and music highlights

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EATING & DRINKING

German Christmas markets, places to ice skate, craft and vintage fairs and other festive events

Christmas cocktail recipes, restaurant ideas, and what happens in Bruce Devlin’s house on 25 December?

SHOPPING

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Fair Isle

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Aztec

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Alpine

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Animal Print

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Spots + Stripes

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Stocking Fillers

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Win Edinburgh Hogmanay tickets Win £300 at Ikea and £10 off reader offer Win a Champagne Afternoon Tea at The Howard Win tickets to Cirque du Soleil's Alegria Win a family membership for National Museums Scotland

Please drink responsibly this party season. www.drambuie.com

Win a bottle of Drambuie 15

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£5 off The King and I theatre tickets

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A word about our cover artist STUART DAVID FALLON Born in Glasgow, and currently based in Melbourne, Australia, Stuart D. Fallon is a multi-disciplinary artist. His work includes traditional printmaking, multi-media installation and collage, as well as the creation of curatorial projects and one-off happenings. He completed his MFA in Intermedia Art at Edinburgh College of Art in 2011, and has designed the front cover and magnificently angular series of geometric, pixellated and knitted patterns that you’ll see dotted through this year’s Wish List. sdfallon.co.uk

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STEPHEN MERCHANT: HELLO LADIES

CRAFT AND VINTAGE MARKETS

The lanky funnyman delivers an excellent stand-up DVD, just in time for sofa and selection box season. Watch, then wrap it and gift it. We won’t tell. You can also read our live comedy DVD reviews, page 44.

■ Released by Universal Pictures on Mon 14 Nov.

Body swerve the High Street, and shop for second-hand and locally-made gifts.

See p.10 for info on Gin in Teacups (above) and Made in the Shade’s markets.

■ Chambre 69, Glasgow, Sat 3–Sun 4 & Sun 18 Dec; Made in the Shade Holiday Hullabaloo, The Lighthouse, Glasgow, Sat 10 Dec.

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HUMAN DON’T BE ANGRY

Two versions of the creepy tale: Platform’s version is narrated by Drew Wright, aka Wounded Knee. Meanwhile, the Citz adds songs. See page 13.

■ Platform, Glasgow, Tue 13–Sat 24 Dec and Citizens Theatre, Glasgow, Sat 3 Dec–Sat 7 Jan.

Who better to get you feeling festive and jolly? Well, plenty folk really.

Talented curmudgeon, Malcolm Middleton, cuts through the sacchariney crap bits of Christmas, and has a good moan to us on page 46.

■ Electric Circus, Edinburgh, Wed 14 Dec; Oran Mor, Glasgow, Thu 15 Dec.

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The darkly epic power-rumblings of the Glasgow post-rockers, playing a home town show a few nights before Christmas. Support comes from Errors, whose new album, Have Some Faith in Magic will be coming out in January.

■ Barrowland, Glasgow, Thu 22 Dec.

One of the planet’s biggest knees-ups; this year Primal Scream, Friendly Fires (pictured, above), Mark Ronson, Bombay Bicycle Club and the Cuban Brothers all help to bring in the bells.

■ Princes Street, Edinburgh, Sat 31 Dec.

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We home in on this year’s festive highlights – with free Christmas movie screenings, a sumptuous ballet production, local craft markets, New Year’s Eve club nights and more

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Sloans are screening Bad Santa (pictured), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Scrooged and many more festive favourites. Serve yourself a generous dollop of Christmas cheer, and go back for seconds – it’s free.

■ Sloans, Glasgow, from Mon 5 Dec. See sloansglasgow.com for info.

Can’t stomach the call-and-response capers of a panto? Try this comedy drama, on what would happen if David Hume and Adam Smith returned to modern day Scotland – gay nightclubs, Silicon Glen, iPhones, and all.

■ Traverse, Edinburgh, Thu 8–Sat 24 Dec.

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An oldie, but always a goodie. Scottish Ballet’s tale of the ultimate power-nap, in sumptuous technicolour, directed by Ashley Page.

■ Theatre Royal, Glasgow, Sat 17–Sat 31 Dec; Festival Theatre, Edinburgh, Wed 11–Sat 14 Jan.

A jaunt to the countryside, and a chance for the young team (your children, that is) to fashion Christmas decorations, wreaths and cards from their unwanted old toys. Suitable for 5 to 15-year-olds.

■ Jupiter Artland, Wilkieston, Sat 17 Dec, book online at jupiterartland.org.

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JAMES MURPHY DJ SET

A Hogmanay visit from Ghent’s David and Stephen Dewaele, who’ve worked with and on the music of Peaches, Tiga, New Young Pony Club and Justice in the past. Expect a euphoric bootleg mash-up.

■ O2 Academy, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

Been wondering what the LCD Soundsystem frontman’s been up to since they called it a day? See preview, page 17 for an update. And he’s coming to Edinburgh to play a DJ set to kick off 2012.

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Edinburgh’s Hogmanay and The List are giving you the chance to win tickets for the world famous Edinburgh’s Hogmanay Street Party. This year’s music and fireworks spectacular presents our biggest ever line-up with five live music stages featuring superstar DJ Mark Ronson, Friendly Fires, The Vaccines, The Cuban Brothers and Frisky & Mannish plus very special guests and the BIGGEST Midnight Moment on the planet!

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Alegría is a classic Cirque du Soleil production that has received international acclaim and wowed over 10 million people worldwide since it premiered in 1994 in Montreal. Alegría, is a Spanish word that means happiness, joy and jubilation and features an international cast of 55 performers and musicians from 17 countries and showcases breathtaking acrobatics.

The spectacular 2 hour production showcases gravity-defying acrobatics which will dazzle and astound audiences of all ages. Fans will hold their breath as the skill and poise of the world-renowned performers are put to the test with dramatic acrobatics such as the intense and high-energy Aerial High Bars in which daring aerialists fly to catchers swinging more than 40 feet above the stage.

In the rhythmic and dangerous FireKnife Dance, artists manipulate flaming knives around their bodies, while Power Track showcases a brilliant display of synchronized choreography and tumbling on a trampoline system magically concealed under the stage floor. In Russian Bars, artists fly through the air and perform spectacular somersaults and mid-air turns, landing on bars perched on the sturdy shoulders of catchers.

Afternoon Tea for Two at The Howard in Edinburgh is the perfect Christmas gift for a friend or loved one. Our Afternoon Tea is served by our team of butlers in the sumptuous drawing room and includes a selection of dainty finger sandwiches, followed by fresh warm scones with generous spoonfuls of clotted cream and strawberry jam. Then, choose from a selection of individual cakes, including chocolate tiffin and Millefeuille with your choice of a selection of leaf teas.

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Priced at just £16.95 per person, or £24.95 per person if you want to include a glass of champagne. To book please call 0131 557 3500 or book online at

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Outdoor skate rinks, hogmanay clubbing, markets for buying food and presents, and the best of the Christmas theatre shows

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We pick out a few of the markets, films and grottos popping up before Christmas

and gift sets to take home, while the Ethical Christmas Fair (Sat 10 Dec–Sun 18 Dec), offers the best in fairtrade foods, homewares and jewellery. There’ll also be a Christmas edition of Malmaison’s farmers’ market (Sun 4 Dec) and the Highland Village Christmas Market in East Princes Street Gardens (Thu 24 Nov–Wed 4 Jan).

. . . to skate outside?

Karen Dunbar turns on the Glasgow lights at George Square on Sun 20 Nov, and there’ll also be festive food, live music, fairground entertainment and, of course, the ice rink (Sat 26 Nov–Tue 3 Jan).

Sloans in Glasgow will be doing free Christmassy film screenings to get you feeling nearly as excited as Clark Griswold is at this time of year (showing Elf, Scrooged, Bad Santa and others, from Mon 5 Dec. See sloansglasgow.com for details), while Edinburgh’s Storytelling Centre invites in pro storytellers (yes, such a thing exists) to entertain kids and adults with yuletide tales of Christmases past (from Tue 13 Dec, see scottishstorytellingcentre.co.uk for info).

Edinburgh’s official ‘Light Night’ takes place at the Mound on Thu 24 Nov, when they switch on the lights, and open the market and Big Wheel. As per tradition, the Mound will have a Norwegian Christmas tree throughout December, and a Norwegian Carol Concert takes place at St Giles’ Cathedral on Thu 24 Nov. St Andrews Square Gardens will have a nativity scene (Sun 27 Nov–Wed 4 Jan) and a nativity carol concert on advent Sunday (Sun 27 Nov).

. . . to send santa your wishlist? . . . to knock back mulled wine?

In Glasgow, there’s St Enoch Square’s annual market with people selling candy canes and gingerbread men out of Heidi-esque wooden cabins (from Sun 20 Nov) or a chance to stock up on local produce in preparation for Christmas catering, at Queen’s Park farmers’ market (Sat 19 Nov, Sat 3 & 17 Dec, and also Sat 26 Nov and Thu 10 Dec at Mansfield Park). For a round-up of indie craft fairs, see the panel below.

In Edinburgh, a traditional German Christmas Market, and the chance to drink hot wine in mugs returns to the Mound Precinct (Thu 24 Nov–Sat 24 Dec). Castle Street will host the Real Scottish Christmas Fair (Sat 3 Dec–Thu 8 Dec) with a smörgåsbord of chutneys, cheeses

For more information on events in your area, visit glasgowloveschristmas.com, edinburghsparkles.com or list.co.uk

Need a stocking filler for that special someone in your life? Lauren Mayberry explores Glasgow and Edinburgh’s alternative, independent and arty markets

PHOTO: ANDREW HOOD

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The Great Edinburgh Santa Run returns to West Princes Street Gardens on Sun 11 Dec (thesantarun.org.uk) and on the same day, Glasgow’s Santa Dash begins at George Square. As the anticipation builds, those with giddy kids (or spouses, for that matter) can find Santa’s grottos at most shopping centres in Glasgow and Edinburgh, including Ocean Terminal in Leith. Santa will be hitting up East Princes Street Gardens (Sat 3 Dec–Sat 24 Dec, 11am & 4pm) to meet your smaller-sized relatives and check his post box, where personal letters to the man himself can be left from Sat 3 Dec. (Lauren Mayberry & Claire Sawers)

MADE IN THE SHADE’S HOLIDAY HULLABALOO One of the heavyweights of Glasgow arts and crafts, MitS weren’t sure if they were going to do a Christmas extravaganza this year but are back due to popular demand. Browse stands packed with trinkets, with additional festive cheer provided by a special Noëlflavoured soundtrack.

The Lighthouse, Glasgow, Sat 10 Dec, free, 10.30am. wearemadeintheshade.com

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FUNK FAIR

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This gang are pretty new but definitely worth a look if you favour the vintage, the retro and the punk. Expect 25 stalls of bargain records, clothes, jewellery and baked goods, plus shopping tunes provided by guest DJs (no pan pipe versions of Enya here) and live performers. Chambre 69, Glasgow, Sat 3, Sun 4 & Sun 18 Dec, free, noon. See Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea’s Facebook page for updates.

Bold Souls were quick off the mark with their festive cheer, holding their first event at the beginning of November. This second Christmas event further reveals their love for local fashion, with designers and vintage traders setting up next to nail bars, make-up artists and hairdressers, plus a clothes ‘Swap It Shop’. The Arches, Glasgow, 0870 240 7528, Sat 26 Nov, £4 (£3), noon. thearches.co.uk

Funk Fair has been rolling since 2004; gathering clothing, furniture, lush textiles, handmade collectibles and art from the best of local indie shops and new designers (eg RowanJoy, Totty Rocks and Blair Sorley) plus vintage dealers. Usually a good place to pick up classic retro pieces and sleek local designs.

Christ Church, Edinburgh, Sat 3 Dec, free, 10am. See Funk Fair’s Facebook page for updates.

Last year’s market offered up tempting wood kitchenwares and B&W animal print bags, and they’re back again with items from 30 craftsmen and artists, filling the ex-costume emporium with badges, cards and luxurious one-offs. Includes displays inspired by Victorian circuses and pop-out fairytale books. Studio 203, Edinburgh, 1 Dec, free, 6pm, Fri 2–Sun 4 Dec, 10am. See studio203gallery.blogspot.com

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Smithsmas – A festive celebration of The Smiths and Morrissey.

Saturday 3rd Dec. Tickets: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/138850 All proceeds to PDSA

Glasgow Popfest 2011. 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th Dec. An interantional, independent music festival. 23 bands, premiere of Serious Drugs – The Film About BMX Bandits and Cover Versions and Other Hits, an art exhibitin by Manda Rin. Tickets: www.bubblegumrecords.org.uk/tickets

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OH YES IT IS! From local celebs in drag, to witches, sweetie showers and enchanted forests, the Christmas theatre season reminds us we’re never too old for magic Words: Allan Radcliffe HANSEL & GRETEL Citizens Theatre, Glasgow, Sat 3 Dec–Sat 7 Jan With its plucky child heroes, cottage made of sweets and wanders through a spooky forest, Hansel and Gretel is one of the most thrilling of all festive stories. Yet, its themes – which include famine and cannibalism – have brought it a reputation as one of the darkest of the Grimm fairy tales. For writer Alan McHugh, much of the pleasure of adapting Hansel and Gretel for a family audience comes from this distinctive mix of light and dark.

‘I think children like to be frightened when they go to the theatre because it’s a “safe” kind of fear in that when the lights go back up, everything is OK again,’ he says. ‘We earn the right to visit these dark places if we give the audience enough fun to balance it out. It’s the journey we take them on, and how we reach that happy ending that keeps them engaged.’

One of the key innovations in this year’s show is the inclusion of original songs by composer Claire MacKenzie, who has been involved in the creative process right from the very first draft.

‘Once [director] Guy Hollands and I are happy with our structure, and have a working script, I sit down and write barrowloads of suggested lyrics and send these to Claire, which she then sculpts into songs around her musical ideas,’ says McHugh. ‘The songs are developed in very much the same way as the script, in that they are batted back and forward between us until we are all happy with what we’ve got.’

As McHugh acknowledges, one of the biggest challenges for panto-makers is holding attention spans. ‘If the adults see their children enjoying themselves, they can relax and lose themselves in the story, and become kids again for a couple of hours. Hansel and Gretel has all the ingredients necessary for this: goodies, baddies, mystery, magic, thrills, fun . . . and more than a hint of danger.’

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

CINDERELLA

MISTER MERLIN: A PURE MAGIC PANTO

Royal Lyceum, Edinburgh, Fri 25 Nov–Sat 31 Dec

Dundee Rep, Tue 29 Nov–Sat 31 Dec

Tron Theatre, Glasgow, Fri 2–Sat 31 Dec

Its the original rags-to-riches story, and perhaps the best loved of all panto staples, but Dundee Rep’s Cinderella comes with a truly magical twist. Instead of toiling all day in the kitchen, in Phil Porter’s adaptation Cinders works for her father in a retirement home for elderly magicians and their assistants. When our heroine’s dreams of attending the royal ball are thwarted by her wicked stepsisters, she’s forced to turn to the retired magicians for help. But will their failing powers be up to the task of transforming Cinders from care assistant to fairy princess?

Having wowed audiences over the last couple of years with irreverent reworkings of traditional pantos, including Flo White and Mother Bruce, the Tron’s 2011 seasonal offering is a (very) loose adaptation of the Arthurian legend. When Merlin’s magic wand is stolen by the Great Bahooky, as part of the baddie’s cunning plan to achieve wizard world domination, the bearded magic man turns to the Govan Fairy and his puppet pals to help him brave Castle Clabber and get his mojo back. Last performed over 20 years ago, Mister Merlin has been rewritten by creator Alex Norton, with Tron artistic director Andy Arnold at the helm.

The Lyceum has a reputation for classy Christmas entertainment and this year’s offering is no exception.

Neil Murray directs Stuart Paterson’s faithful version of the French fairytale in which a hideous beast surprises a merchant stealing his prized roses and forces him to send his beloved daughter to entertain the lonely monster in his castle. Belle and her new host strike up an unlikely friendship, but that’s thrown into jeopardy when the evil witch Crackjaw hatches a plan to destroy the Beast. A tale as old as time, given thrilling new life by the Lyceum’s Midas touch.

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SLEEPING BEAUTY

THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE

JACKIE AND THE BEANSTALK

King’s Theatre, Glasgow, Fri 2 Dec–Sun 8 Jan

Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh, Thu 8–Sat 24 Dec

Macrobert, Stirling, Wed 23 Nov–Sat 7 Jan

If fairy tales, cross-dressing and sweetie showers ain’t your bag, fear not. Thoughtful seasonal entertainment is fully catered for with this new play from acclaimed Scottish writer Jo Clifford. The inspired premise features philosopher David Hume and pioneering economist Adam Smith travelling through time to the 21st century and finding themselves in a society with endless knowledge on tap against the backdrop of a free market economy.

But has the world really changed for the better? And what will these superstars of the enlightenment make of gay clubs, ecstasy and Silicon Glen? A funny and imaginative Christmas play for ages 14+.

Following on from the triumph of last year’s Snow White of the Seven de’Wharffs Johnny McKnight returns to the Macrobert to write, direct and star in this anarchic adaptation of a familiar winter warmer.

When Giant Sleigh-Stacks nicks Fairy Mary Christmas’s magic wand it’s up to the residents of Skinto Row to attempt to save the Christmas Spirit.

Dame Dot Von Trott and her two daughters Jilly and Jackie are the first to volunteer, but will the extortionate price of a flight to the giant’s castle force them to sell their beloved cow Daisy Moo-Moo? Great festive fun from the pen of one of Scotland’s most acclaimed writer/performers.

The wonderful Gerard Kelly and his tatty black fright wig may have gone to the great theatre auditorium in the sky but the panto mantle has been energetically picked up by comedy favourite Karen Dunbar, who returns to the King’s for this year’s seasonal extravaganza. Dunbar plays Nanny in that old chestnut Sleeping Beauty, which also features Keith Jack, runner-up in the BBC’s Any Dream Will Do, as the handsome prince battling to save his true love from the big snooze. Expect the usual mix of romance, thrills and laughs with a smattering of singalongs thrown in for good measure.

CINDERELLA King’s Theatre, Edinburgh, Sat 3 Dec–Sun 22 Jan If there’s such a thing as a panto ensemble in Scotland the team behind the annual beano at Edinburgh’s King’s is it. Year after year the traffic at Tollcross slows to a standstill as audiences flock to the venue to see Allan Stewart, bewigged and befrocked as the dame, Grant Stott leering menacingly as the villain, and Andy Gray in the role of the loveable underdog. With such colourful characters, zippy action, catchy songs and some genuinely funny gags, the King’s festive show is something of a gold standard among traditional pantos. And this year audiences are in for an even bigger treat as the triumvirate are tackling perhaps the most popular tale of ’em all, Cinderella.

But, apart from the obvious pleasures of seeing Stott in seven-inch heels and a towering wig as one of the ugly sisters, what makes the King’s production of this much-loved story special?

‘We at the King’s always strive for something different and this year is no exception,’ says Stewart, who also co-wrote the show with Paul Elliott. ‘At the end of the first act we will have a magnificent original illusion which will amaze kids and grown-ups alike. Also, I think you will agree: to see a big Hibby in a frock for the first time will be quite a spectacle.’

For Andy Gray, who plays Buttons this year, the popularity of the King’s panto is down to the strength and familiarity of the ensemble.

‘I was away for a couple of years in the deepest Amazonian rainforest and when I returned last year I was moved by the welcome from all at the King’s and the audience especially,’ he says. ‘They know they’re going to get a good night out and arrive at the theatre full of anticipation.’

Allan Stewart agrees. ‘We’re a team and I like to think we make each show look spontaneous. We all know what each other is thinking and when I see that twinkle in Andy’s eyes I know anything can happen.’

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This one looks like being quite possibly the biggest club party of the New Year in Scotland, as Belgium’s Dewaele brothers – the boys behind Radio Soulwax and Soulwaxmas – bring their exclusive NYE 2012 DJ show to the Academy. O2 Academy, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

The Glasgow taste makers warm you up for New Year with a pre-Hogmanay party boasting all the Numbers Crew (including Jackmaster, Spencer, Parker, Goodhand, Nelson, Dirty Larry and Nok la Rok) playing back-to-back for a sixhour hyperactive run through booty bass, techno, dubstep, electro and hip hop (and probably several other genres).

Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh, Fri 30 Dec.

ONE MORE TUNE Glasgow’s finest new alternative clubbing space welcomes an impressive line-up from OMT, with Editainment’s disco duo Tiger & Woods and Glasgow’s own HaHaHa playing live sets. The extensive roster will be rounded out by DJs from Slow It Down, Chungo-Bungo, Itch!, i AM and Define Define. SWG3, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

CLUB NOIR Scotland’s premier burlesque night once again presents an end/start of year party with a thrilling repertoire of themed performances and other treats in store. DJ Loveless and Sailor Tony will play a variety of vintage and modern music to get you in the mood. Classic Grand, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

GBXPERIENCE A change of pace for the Arches’ Hogmanay party, as purveyors of retro rave hysteria Back to the Future present the GBXperience’s ‘GBX Anthems’ night. It promises to be a huge event with a line-up including George Bowie, Mallorca Lee, Korsakoff, Unexist (live), Outblast and more.

Arches, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

CABARET VOLTAIRE HOGMANAY There’s an embarrassment of riches at the Cab as James Murphy (LCD Soundsystem) supplies the punk funk New York cool, Julio Bashmore drops deep bassy house and the soul flavoured funky grooves of Tiger & Woods keep the dancefloor pumping.

Cabaret Voltaire, Edinburgh, Sat 31 Dec.

VEGAS! It just wouldn’t be Hogmanay in Edinburgh without a big Vegas! party. The jump jive big band swingers have found a new home for their annual extravaganza as The Loveboat Big Band and Missy Malone join the regulars for a night of glamour, jazz, cabaret and big laughs.

Adam House, Edinburgh, Sat 31 Dec.

THE GO-GO Keeping it retro the Go-Go will be on hand for their ever reliable 60s pop, garage rock, northern soul and freak beat mash-up with added Gallic savoir faire from live guests Les Bof! playing an exclusive ‘party set’ of Boffed-up covers.

Studio 24, Edinburgh, Sat 31 Dec.

BIGFOOT’S HOGMANAY An array of Glasgow’s finest underground DJs, including Simon Stokes, Quail, Christopher Kelly, Dave Scott and Wrick unleash their Hogmanay party on this Riverside venue. With visuals from Redux and [produkt], free stovies, fireworks and Bigfoot’s Funktion 1 soundsystem. 100 Stobcross Road, Glasgow, Sat 31 Dec.

THE OFFICIAL EDINBURGH HOGMANAY AFTERPARTY Mark Ronson will headline with one of his typically eclectic funk fuelled DJ sets plus expect electro, disco, hip hop and indie from Radio 1’s Jaymo and Andy George in support.

HMV Picture House, Edinburgh, Sat 31 Dec.

The party ended for LCD Soundsystem earlier this year with a grand finale at Madison Square Garden in New York City, but it isn’t over for the band’s frontman and producer James Murphy. While scenesters across the world await his next move, the man who told The List on the eve of his band’s break-up, ‘I’m just going to do things for a while rather than constantly planning for the future – I like my privacy, I like real life’ hasn’t been going out of his way to keep his face in the papers. Yet he’ll be coming out of exile to play a DJ set in Edinburgh after the world’s biggest New Year party this Hogmanay.

Not that Murphy has been in complete hibernation since 2 April, the date he said his old band would be enjoying ‘the best funeral ever.’ There was a fairly low-key DJ set at June’s Sonar festival in Barcelona, and he and bandmate Nancy Whang cooked and DJ-ed respectively at New York’s Le Fooding food and music festival in September, taking his post-LCD career in a direction which few expected.

In terms of fresh music, however, there hasn’t been a peep, with only internet rumours to go on. One suggests he was spotted entering a studio and walking down Shoreditch High Street with Klaxons over the summer, a collaboration which would surely benefit the neonsmothered one-time darlings of the music press more than Murphy, you feel. A mooted split single with Chicago comedian-musician Reggie Watts perhaps has more credibility (the news came from Watts himself), but that seems to be a remix project. The sound of the future might be hinted at here — or maybe he’d rather just relive the good old days for now. (David Pollock) ■ Cabaret Voltaire Hogmanay, Sat 31 Dec. 2011 THE LIST CHRISTMAS GUIDE 17

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DANIEL SLOSS COMEDIAN My Christmas Day has been exactly the same since I was five. We wake up early – 7 or 8 o’clock – in my parents’ house in Fife. Over the next few hours family members arrive – we seem to have more every year. Every member of the family gets a couch or a chair to put their presents on. The older you get the smaller your space gets – my space is on top of the telly now! About 5pm, Dad covers up our huge pool table with four boards and it’s transformed into the biggest dinner table ever.

My best friend has been with us for the last few years, and we don’t eat much the day before to prepare ourselves. Mum prepares for weeks in advance, decorating the house and the tree. She gets the biggest turkey ever, parsnips, gravy, roast potatoes: the works. She makes so much we’re feeding off it for a week after. On Boxing Day my dad and I make the ‘Moist Maker’ with the leftovers. Three pieces of toasted bread crammed full of everything leftover: the toast in the middle is drenched in gravy. It could kill you, but I love it. Alcoholwise, we start with mulled wine; then I move onto white wine, then a wee Baileys – because I am a bit of a girl. My mum loves a party game, so we have a ‘prize bin’ of items she’s collected throughout the year, and if anyone says anything even slightly funny, Mum shouts ‘Bring out the prize bin!’ and they get to pick out a prize. As the night goes on the younger kids go upstairs and the adults continue to drink: the Pictionary starts, the charades, the After Eight game . . . For me, though, it’s not just Christmas Day, it’s the run up too.

Watching The Muppet Christmas Carol, or Home Alone with the family, and them all shouting at the telly: ‘Look it’s you!’ whenever Macaulay Culkin comes on screen, because they think I look like him. That’s Christmas.

BRUCE DEVLIN COMEDIAN My extended family live up in Dundee so myself, Keith [my partner] and the dog head up on Christmas morning with the presents and to wish them Merry Christmas. At about half two, Keith and I begin the drive back home for our Christmas dinner in Edinburgh. I’ve always loved the Christmas dinner thing. People get their knickers in a knot, but you can commit to it as traditionally as you want, or not. I love the whole decorating the tree with a wee mulled wine and Keith loves cooking the turkey and trimmings. I love the fact it’s always freezing outside. As a wee boy I’d always associate watching Wizard of Oz with Christmas, and though I am not religious, I always watch the carol service on Christmas Eve on telly. I like being home for Christmas.

One Christmas I ended up in Amsterdam doing a gig. I spent the festive season walking round the Museum of Sex and eating a McDonald’s before doing a gig at night with a stinking hangover. Never again! I like to be

‘WE HAVE THE TREE ALL DONE UP LIKE A PROSTITUTE’

in Edinburgh and stay up late on Christmas Eve drinking a snowball or two and then going through the motions with the dog on the morning that Santa’s been. We have the tree all done up like a prostitute. After we’ve eaten turkey and all the trimmings, we get into our Primark sleep suits – they have feet and everything to keep you warm! – and watch the telly, while indulging in our drinks fountain, which I love.

MARK MILLAR COMIC BOOK WRITER I’ve never understood those people who feel the urge to disappear for Christmas or talk about surviving the holidays. It’s like suffering through a delicious cake or enduring your favourite movie. Who doesn’t like time off work, hanging out with the people you love and getting loads of presents? It's mental. My birthday is Christmas Eve and because I have a big family Christmas tends to last about a week and a half by the time we see everyone.

I'd love to say I’ve hit an age where I prefer to give than receive but have to admit that nothing thrills me more than tearing through a pile of presents at 6 in the morning. Like most people I think I try to make it as close to a childhood Christmas as possible, which means Broons and Oor Wullie books and a gadget to play with plus a couple of selection boxes for breakfast so I’m feeling sick at lunchtime. danielsloss.com; brucedevlin.co.uk; markmillarworld.tv 2011 THE LIST CHRISTMAS GUIDE 21

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WEIN AND DINE Prepare for the holiday season in your own way – mulled wine in an armchair after seconds of Christmas pudding, or cocktails until the small hours . . . Words: Anna Millar POST-SHOPPING COCKTAILS AND PRE-CLUB DRINKS You’ve just cradled a steaming mug of glühwein in your gloved hands at Edinburgh’s German Market (Princes St Gdns). But like a tiny Oliver Twist, you still want more, please sir, some more. Fear not, your choices are plentiful. Head to Joseph Pearce’s (23 Elm Row, 556 4140) for their moreish mulled wine with a ginger biscuit on the side; or for something more filling, their Swedish meatballs in apple sauce are a favourite. In the other direction, Old Town subterranean hangout Under the Stairs (3a Merchant St, 466 8550) does a memorable tequila, coconut and ginger daiquiri to hopefully make you forget your numb fingers and toes, with great beers on tap. For OTT festive cheer, head for a fiscally irresponsible libation at the Dome (14 George St, 624 8624) and gawp at the Christmas tree the size of your house atop the bar (see right). Along the road, any time is cocktail time at the cabaret-club inspired Voodoo Rooms (19a W. Register St, 556 7060) with live music and DJs in Bramble (16a the evening.

Queen St, 226 6483) keep it oldtimey with their mix of forgotten classic cocktails, to be sipped in a Chesterfield, while enjoying their weekend DJs. Or escape the city centre hordes altogether at Roseleaf (23/24 Sandport Pl, Leith, 476 5268) and indulge in a Mad Hatter Tea Party (cocktails galore), while eating a Christmas cupcake with brandy cream.

In Glasgow, Oran Mor (731 –735 Gt Western Rd, 357 6200) is an useful end-up for West End shoppers. There’s a Whisky Bar and After Dark Bar serving cocktails until 3am, and the option of heading downstairs for a gig. In the centre, the Arches (253 Argyle St, 565 1000) proves that beyond being a behemoth for arts talent, its food and drink isn’t too shabby either; their Christmas lunch and dinner menus provide traditional staples alongside confit of pork belly with potato, turnip and cider gratin (yum) and a glass of bubbly. The mighty Mono (12 Kings Court, 552 9458) has the added appeal of housing an independent music shop (for last-minute gifts), and delicious smoked tofu and vegetable Thai curry to warm you up; with home-brewed, alcoholic ginger beer to wet your whistle. If you’re simply looking to drink and go, Bar Ten (10 Mitchell Lane, 572 1448) should hit the mark, while across in Finnieston the Ivy (1102 –1106 Argyle St, 337 3006) shouldn’t be missed for its top notch rums and dirty martinis.

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dinner (turkey and bacon croquettes with spiced fruit chutney, anyone?) with three courses for £24.95, while across town Ghillie Dhu (2 Rutland Pl, 222 9930) offers a festive menu from noon until 10pm (£24.95 for three courses) and will throw in a ceilidh for good measure. Back in Glasgow, your workmates might just love you for suggesting Mother India’s Cafe (1355 Argyle St, 339 9145), for tapas-style Indian dining, or in the Merchant City, Guy’s Restaurant and Bar (24 Candleriggs, 552 1114) offers turkey-avoiders everything from sushi to steak pie.

NON-CONFORMIST MENUS AND FAMILY SPOTS If turkey’s feeling dreadfully 2010, globe trot it to Edinburgh’s Kampong Ah Lee (28 Clerk St, 662 9050), which offers seriously good, wallet-friendly Malaysian soul food, or opt for the veggie callings of Henderson’s in the New Town (94 Hanover St, 225 2131), with its wholesome food, and colouring pages and crayons to entertain little ones – and stop them from asking you again how many days till the man comes down the chimney.

Back in Glasgow, the ever Criterion (568 excellent Dumbarton Rd, 334 1964) offers a loving homage to a bygone café with a Scots Christmas menu.

(They had us at white onion and parmesan soup. By the time we got to the mulled wine trifle, that just seemed like showing off.)

Or to get some bang for your buck in a slightly more unusual venue, there’s always the special Christmas menu at Glasgow’s Riverside café after a look round the Riverside Museum (100 Pointhouse Pl, 287 2720) or a night out at Edinburgh’s Electric Circus (36 Market St, 226 4224), where they’ll tailor your night – from £4 for a basic session of karaoke in a private booth – up to a full Christmas party for 300 guests with food, live music and DJs. DEALS AND POSH MEALS Edinburgh’s Grain Store (30 Victoria St, 225 7635) is a find all yearround, particularly if you like drinking good red wine out of a massive glass, but their two-course Christmas lunch (£22) and dinner (£30) menus featuring oystsers, pheasant and partridge make it worth a festive visit. Elsewhere grab a table, if you can, at the newly Michelin-starred Castle Terrace (33–35 Castle Terr, 229 1222). In Glasgow, the legendary Ubiquitous Chip rarely disappoints (12 Ashton Lane, 334 5007), boasting such lip-smackingly good fare as Oban-landed squid and Inverurie sirloin. Bo’Vine Meats and Wines nearby (385 Byres Rd, 341 6540) offers equally hunger-inducing Perthshire venison carpaccio, served with a shot of ruby red sloe gin, and a prune and armagnac cheesecake for pudding.

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A BOTTLE OF DRAMBUIE 15 Drambuie’s ‘Rusty’ cocktails are a simple way to create new drink flavours, without the need for complicated or expensive ingredients. Inspired by the original Rusty Nail, a simple twist of added Drambuie means ‘Rusty’ cocktails can be created in any bar or easily mixed up at home for stylish and fun festive celebrations.

The Rusty Mule is the perfect way to enjoy Drambuie as a long drink – over ice, topped up with ginger beer and a squeeze of fresh lime.

The Rusty Apple Toddy is the ideal winter warmer and modern alternative to the traditional Christmas mulled wine.

Simply top up 1 part Drambuie with 3 parts hot apple juice. Squeeze in a large wedge of lemon and stir with a cinnamon stick.

The perfect Christmas present for discerning malt whisky drinkers, Drambuie 15, is crafted with the finest selection of 15 Year Old Speyside Malts. Selected for their soft, complex fragrance and flavour, these rare Speyside Malts complement the herbs and spices of Drambuie’s famed secret elixir. This offers an exciting alternative for whisky enthusiasts and Drambuie fans alike - perfect for sipping and savouring, neat or over ice.

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To sample Drambuie 15 or try a ’Rusty’ Drambuie cocktail visit one of hundreds of bars across Scotland including The Corinthian Club and Grosvenor Café, Glasgow and Ghillie Dhu, Edinburgh.

Drambuie original is available nationwide from all good supermarkets and spirit retailers, RRP: £23.99 Drambuie 15 is now available from The Whisky Shop, Nicolas, Spirited Wines, Oddbins, and online at Ocado.com, TheWhiskeyExchange.com and RoyalMileWhiskies.com, RRP: £34.99

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BRAMBLE 2 shots of Plymouth gin

THE SAINT 1 shot St Germain liqueur

1 shot of freshly squeezed lemon juice

A dash of peach bitters

1/2 shot of gomme

Prosecco

1/2 shot of Crème De Mure (blackberry liqueur)

Pour into a flute, garnish with a swizzle stick

Pour first 3 ingredients over crushed ice in a tall sling glass. Stir. Lace the crown of drink with Crème De Mure. Garnish with a bramble.

RED RUM 2 shots Bacardi 8-year-old rum 1/2 shot Plymouth sloe gin 1/2 shot fresh lemon juice 1/2 shot gomme syrup 8–10 redcurrants Photographed at The Saint in Stockbridge.

Thanks to Jason Scott for mixing the drinks. See thesaintedinburgh.co.uk and bramblebar.co.uk for more info.

Muddle redcurrants in a shaker with sloe gin and syrup. Add rum and lemon juice. Fill with ice and shake rapidly. Double strain into a champagne saucer and garnish with redcurrants.

CAMPBELTOWN COCKTAIL 2 shots of Springbank 10-year-old whisky 1 shot of Cherry Heering liqueur 1/2 shot of Green Chartreuse liqueur Stir all ingredients over ice. Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a lemon twist.

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CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER 93 Broughton Street, Edinburgh, EH1 3RZ, 556 1866 curiouserandcuriouser.com

Curiouser and Curiouser is a one-stop shop for all things Christmassy. Beautiful Christmas decorations and unusual presents, including handmade, fairtrade and vintage gifts. They stock a wide range of prints from a fantastic selection of printmakers. Pop in for their ‘Mulled Wine Sundays’ for a winter warmer throughout December.

L’ESCARGOT BLEU RESTAURANT AND L'EPICERIE 56/56a Broughton Street, Edinburgh, EH1 3SA, 557 1600/556 1680 lescargotbleu.co.uk

At L’Escargot Bleu, the chefs take local ingredients and give them the full French treatment. Bringing out the best seasonal flavours, in constantly changing menus, many of L’Escargot’s suppliers are also friends. They spend time with them, discovering what makes them great. The suppliers are proud of what they do, and so is L’Escargot Bleu.

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Voted one of the top fifty delis in the UK as well as a mention in The List’s 2011 Eating and Drinking Guide's 'Café Hitlist', Broughton Delicatessen is a lovely deli/café situated in the heart of the New Town offering an array of fresh, seasonal and organic food. Great for breakfast, it’s also open ‘til 7pm or much later for intimate private dining parties for 10 to 24 people. Now taking bookings for Christmas.

Edinburgh’s award winning chocolatier has opened its second boutique in the heart of the city, a chocoholic’s haven full of treats, from stocking fillers to indulgent chocolate boxes and hampers.

Their expert chocolatiers will talk you through Coco’s range of organic and fairly traded chocolates – all handmade in their Edinburgh Kitchens – to help you find the perfect gifts.

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7–11 East London Street, Edinburgh, EH7 4BN, 558 9581, locandadegusti.com

12a Broughton Street Lane, Edinburgh, EH1 3LY, 557 6668, outhouse-edinburgh.co.uk

The elegant interior, wonderful atmosphere and double AA Rosette award winning food will make your Christmas meal at Locanda De Gusti one to remember. Book now for Christmas lunch (£17.95 for four courses) and dinner (£29.95 for four courses) through December. They are also open Christmas day and Hogmanay with a special menu suitable for the ocassion.

A hidden gem of the area is the Outhouse – it’s easy to miss but once found, you might just become a regular.

With a friendly, laidback vibe, the Outhouse boasts local and world beers, cocktails, quality music, food from La Favorita and did we mention their rather large beer garden? Well worth a stroll down the lane.

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57 Broughton Street, Edinburgh, EH1 3RJ, 07590 590667, artisanroast.co.uk

Perfectly positioned for watching Broughton Street's passing show, the New Town Deli sells delicious, healthy, homemade soups, smoothies, cakes, salads, wraps and deli sandwiches pop in to enjoy the friendly, relaxed atmosphere. Open seven days.

The wee shop on Broughton Street is the original. It’s small, but makes up for it with character and there is intimate comfy seating in the back. They serve espresso from their beloved Kees van der Westen lever machine and single origin brew coffees from the brew bar.

The team is passionate, geeky, lovely and obsessed with coffee.

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1 Gingham shirt by Antipodium £136.95, from Goodstead; 2 Gradient teatowels £19 for a set of 2, Moleta Munro; 3 Notebooks Lazy Oaf (left), £3.75 and Made in the Shade (right), £6; 4 Harris Tweed herringbone wash bag £35, by Catherine Aitken; 5 Striped Japanese masking tape £5.95 for two rolls, Papermash; 6 Fancifully Folded leather wristlet £60, Dazed Dorothy; 7 Polka dot reversible jumper dress £45, Lazy Oaf; 8 Bobble hat by Lazy Oaf £18 each from La La Land; 9 Creme Brulée plunge bra and knickers by Mimi Holliday £55 and £45, from Odyssey Boutique

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STOCKBRIDGE Take the chill out of winter this season and explore this stylish village in Edinburgh – it’s got everything, from trendy independent boutiques with gifts galore, to homemade arts and crafts stores and well-stocked music shops. Then, after a hard day’s festive shopping, while away the wintry nights in one of the relaxing bars or restaurants with a Christmas cocktail in hand.

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5 Raeburn Place, Edinburgh, EH4 1HU, 332 4605

18 North West Circus Place, Edinburgh, EH3 6SX, 225 5222, edenretail.co.uk

Bliss was taken over by Louise McFarlane in July 2011, after she had worked there for almost ten years before. Although Bliss is best known as a good place to get baby gifts, products for adults are making a welcome comeback. Brightly coloured homewares from Scott Inness are available, plus Scottish Fine soaps and Ness handbags. For children there are Jelly Cat toys, Toby Tiger organic clothes, Starchild shoes and lots of wooden toys for all ages.

Independent fashion boutique Eden presents an exclusively different selection of designer womenswear, accessories and jewellery from Spain, Italy and beyond. Labels include Desigual, Hoss Intropia, Selected Femme, B Young, Indiwoman by Individual and Anna Scott.

Shop in-store or shop online at www.edenretail.co.uk

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46A Raeburn Place, Edinburgh, EH4 1HL, 315 2603, galeriemirages.co.uk

16-18 Hamilton Place, Edinburgh, EH3 5AU, 226 4199, hamiltonsedinburgh.co.uk

Established in 1987, Galerie Mirages is Stockbridge's best kept secret. Tucked away in a former 19th century bakehouse, it is an ideal place to shop this Christmas if you are looking for special and unique gifts. There is an amazing range of silver designer Jewellery, semi-precious stones, fashion jewellery, accessories plus beautiful Christmas decorations and gifts carefully sourced from around the world.

Rather than being upset by the cold, damp evenings, Hamilton’s have chosen to embrace the season with a new Christmas menu; braised beef with black pudding or roast butternut squash with cranberries and Strathdon Blue get our vote. Pair these with hot buttered rum and you’re in for a festive treat. Contact Jenna Raffaelli at 556 4456 or at Christmas@hamiltonsedinburgh.co.uk

KISS THE FISH

LUCIE FENTON GALLERY

9 Dean Park Street, Edinburgh, EH4 1JN, 332 8912, kissthefishstudios.com

20a Raeburn Place, Edinburgh, EH4 1HN, 332 3999, lucie@luciefenton.com

Delight your friends and family this year with handmade presents. You can drop in to Kiss the Fish Studios and choose from a huge selection of animals, boxes, frames and letters ready to be decorated with paints, gorgeous ‘decopatch’ papers, glitter and sparkles. Or why not try your hand at mosaics, ceramics, feltmaking or sewing at one of their adult workshops?

Independent shopping at its best. Lucie Fenton Gallery features a handpicked range of contemporary jewellery from Scottish designers and further afield.

Original artwork and prints on show are from local artists including John Heywood and Susan Mitchell. There is also a busy framing workshop offering a bespoke framing service.

THE RACONTEUR

VOXBOX MUSIC

50 Dean Street, Edinburgh, EH4 1LQ, 343 3221, theraconteuredinburgh.com

21 St. Stephen Street, EdinburgH, EH3 5AN, voxboxmusic.co.uk

The warm glow of the tavern lights extend through the dull haze of the winter evening.

Upon entering you'll be enticed by the intoxicating aromas of cinnamon, vanilla and spiced fruits. The boys are serving up fresh warm, winter punches to help set back the winter cold. Keep an eye out for future wine evenings, the second birthday evening and future goings-on, at theraconteurstockbridge on Facebook.

Edinburgh's newest music shop, selling all genres of collectible records, CDs and memorabilia. With a wallet friendly Backroom Vinyl section for the music lover bargain hunter. VoxBox also sponsors Edinburgh's only serious record fair at Cafe Camino. Come along on Saturday 26th November.

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1 Feather bauble £4, John Lewis; 2 Delta dress by IVANAhelsinki £250, The Moon and Mars; 3 Recycled tyre bag £38, One World Shop; 4 Hi I’m French! ring by verameat £110, The Moon and Mars; 5 Bloom dress by Stine Goya £190, The Moon and Mars; 6 Artek 75th Anniversary print £75, Moleta Munro; 7 String bangle £6, Welcome Home; 8 Silver earrings with real butterfly wings by Caroline Cloughley £50, from Such and Such; 9 Gift boxes, various patterns from £2.50, Present; 10 Hand-knitted fair trade finger puppets from Guatemala £1.25 each or 5 for £5, Kiss the Fish; 11 Bessie and Matilda ring by Jane Gowans £115 and £130 from Jane Gowans; 12 Leather iPhone holder £39, carmenwoods.com

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AVOUCHER Fussy relatives? Or a tough-to-impress friend? Ditch the bubble bath gift sets and novelty gadgetry (you know they’re going straight to the charity shop anyway) and offer up a memorable experience instead ENVIABLE MOVES AND A WASP-LIKE WAIST?

ROSY CHEEKS AND AN ADRENALINE RUSH?

Grant your friend or special somebody their wish to become Lord of the Dance, with a gift card for Dance Base. The credit can be used towards drop-in classes (eg West African dance, ballet for lunch etc, at £6.50 for one hour) or a ten-week block of lessons.

A new term begins on Fri 7 Jan, and bookings can be made online, over the phone or in person from 10am on Sat 3 Dec. ■ Dance Base, Grassmarket, Edinburgh.

Book online at dancebase.co.uk, or call 0131 225 5525 for info.

Furnish one of your more active friends with a voucher for a ‘learn to ski’ day out (£175), a snowboarding weekend pass (from £21 for four hours), or a sledging session (£15 for an adult, for 45 mins) at SNO!zone. Midlothian Snowsports Centre at Hillend also offers a two or threehour practice session (£17 or £22) and sell gift vouchers in £5 or £10 multiples. Sadly, the frankly amazinglooking rubber doughnut ‘tubing’ sessions they run are only for kids.

Throw in a hipflask of something to warm your friend’s cockles at the end of a tough day on the slopes, (or perhaps one of those padded coccyx bone protectors – depending on their level of expertise) and it’s a done deal.

■ SNO!zone at Braehead, near Glasgow offers gift vouchers – available in £1, £5, £20 or £50 amounts. Buy online at snoshopuk.com, or call 0871 222 5672.

Midlothian Snowsports Centre at Hillend, call 0131 445 4433 to book, and get info at midlothian.gov.uk

SOFT SKIN AND BLISSFUL CALM? A hot stone massage at Edinburgh’s Zen salon (from £62) should warm the bones of even the frostiest, Scroogiest, and most ‘bah humbug’ of your friends. Or give them the gift of soft-as-a-baby’s-bum skin, with a voucher for one of Zen’s Elemis ‘exotic lime and ginger salt glow and massage’ treatments (£78). If the purse strings aren’t quite that elastic, you could always sign up online for Glasgow’s and Edinburgh’s Great Deal, where in the past they’ve been known to offer two-hour massages with a manicure and herbal tea in Glasgow city centre for £19; or a gent’s haircut, luxurious hot towel shave and a cold beer for a measly tenner.

■ See todaysgreatdeal.com for info.

Zen Lifestyle, 9 Bruntsfield Place, 2–3 Teviot Place or 84 Hanover Street, call 0131 226 6777 or book online at zenlifestyle.com. Gift vouchers are available for any amount, or you can purchase a specific treatment. They are valid for one year and can be redeemed for treatments or products.

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AN ANTI-BOREDOM AMULET? . . . Also known as a membership card to places of cultural interest. The newly reopened National Museum of Scotland offers annual membership (£26), which grants you discounts in their café and shop, plus free entry to paying exhibitions, including the upcoming Fascinating Mummies, due to open in February (normal adult ticket price is £9). Historic Scotland do a similar membership with discounts in their cafés and shops (£45 per year and they’ll chuck in three extra months for free if you book online.)

Castles, neolithic villages, food markets, geology walks and, er . . . a gasworks museum could soon be all yours to discover.

■ Book online at nms.ac.uk or members.historic-scotland.gov.uk

A BIT OF POSH FOR AN EVENING? There’s little that lifts the spirits quite like a night away from the washing up/bad telly/general drudgery of life spent in a top boutique hotel. Give someone the gift of escape with a hotel voucher. Malmaison sell online vouchers – to cover a night’s stay you’ll need to top it up with £90 (or £140 for a dinner, bed and breakfast package). Hotel du Vin offers similar packages. In both cases vouchers can be used to pay for drinks, food or spa treatments, regardless of whether you’re staying. The canny gift buyer will, of course, be buying this with an invite in mind . . . and why not. Christmas is about giving and receiving.

■ Malmaison, 278 West George Street, Glasgow or 1 Tower Place, Leith, Edinburgh, 0845 365 4247 (booking line) malmaison.com; Hotel du Vin, 1 Devonshire Gardens, Glasgow or 11 Bristo Place, Edinburgh, 0845 365 4438 (booking line), hotelduvin.com

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A bespoke delivery service. An amazing range of more than 1000 Wines and more than 100 Beers. A great range of spirits including many fine Malts.

• Glass lending facility • Sale or return • Gift Vouchers • Event Management Are all part of the Henderson Wines Experience.

109 Comiston Road, Morningside, Edinburgh EH10 6AQ 0131 447 8580 • hendersonwines@live.co.uk 23 Roseburn Terrace, Edinburgh • 0131 337 4444 info@hendersonwines.co.uk • www.hendersonwines.co.uk

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CAFÉ NOM DE PLUME 60 Broughton Street, Edinburgh, EH1 3SA, 0131-478 1372 cafenomdeplume@ntlbusiness.com

Homemade soups, stews, stovies, mince & tatties and other homely fare. Our scones are the talk of Broughton Street! Now serving mulled ginger wine for the winter months.

11am-11pm Mon-Sat, Noon-11pm Sundays.

give the gift of dance Gift credit is available to spend on courses, drop-in classes and workshops at Dance Base.

Purchase online at dancebase.co.uk/giftcards or call 0131 225 5525 for advice.

Spring Terms starts 7 Jan 2012 Bookings open 3 Dec 2011 14 – 16 Grassmarket Edinburgh EH1 2JU Thomas Morton Hall 28 – 30 Ferry Road Edinburgh EH6 4AE

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Glengoyne personalised bottles make a unique Christmas present + exclusive to List magazine readers we are offering an additional 10% discount at Glengoyne.com quoting reference GGNLST, or scan this code with your smartphone.

Distilled more slowly for the highest quality. Glengoyne - THE REAL TASTE OF MALT

Glengoyne actively encourages responsible drinking – slow down

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DIRECTORY SHOPPING GLASGOW Au Boutique 281 Great Western Road, G5 9HR, 357 6455, auboutique.co.uk Jewellery studio/shop for local designers including GSA graduate, Jan Rooney. They run workshops and rent studio space too.

Brazen 58 Albion Street, G1 1LH, 552 4551, brazenstudios.co.uk Bespoke handmade jewellery from an eclectic range of UK designers, in this Merchant City boutique.

Demijohn 382 Byres Road, G12 8AR, 337 3600, demijohn.co.uk Homemade bramble whisky liqueurs, elderflower vodka, Scottish gin, plus olive oils and vinegars.

Focus 220 Argyll Street, G2 8HA, 248 2446, focuspocus.co.uk Skate shop with designer clothes, shoes and accessories. Volcom, Obey, Nike SB and Vans all stocked.

The Glasgow School of Art shop 167 Renfrew Street, G3 6RQ, 353 4526, gsa.ac.uk A reliable source of gift inspiration, with designs from GSA alumni and local craft talent.

The Glasgow Vintage Co 453 Great Western Road, G12 9BD, 338 6633, glasgowvintage.co.uk From the folks behind Watermelon, another treasure trove of vintage clothes and accessories.

GmbH The Lighthouse, 11 Mitchell Lane, G1 3NU, gmbhshop.com Selling magazines, books and hard to find periodicals – covering art, fashion, design and music.

John Lewis Buchanan Galleries, G1 2GF, 353 6677, johnlewis.com Nationwide department store with large range of Christmas decorations, trees, gifts etc. See website for branch info.

La La Land 1 De Courcys Arcade, 5-21 Cresswell Lane, G21 8AA, 07525 006 222, livinginlalaland.co.uk An independent West End boutique, stocking Lazy Oaf clothing, plus swan T-shirts and lightning bolt tights.

Velvet mountain cushion, see page 31

The Life Craft De Courcy’s Arcade, Creswell Lane, G12 8RU, 334 2722, thelifecraft.co.uk In what used to be Auntie M’s Cake Lounge, selling quilting, gardening and cooking supplies for kids and adults.

Lupe Pintos 311 Great Western Road, G4 9HR, 334 5444 Mexican deli selling items from South America and around the world. Look out for turron, cook books, and, one of their bestsellers – something called a ‘tequila gun’.

Made in the Shade The Maisonette, De Courcy’s Arcade, 21 Cresswell Lane, G12 8AA, wearemadeintheshade.com Trailblazing indie design and craft collective, covering homewares, clothes, gifts and more.

One World Shop 649 Great Western Road, G12 8RE, 337 6117, oneworldshop.co.uk Colourful handmade crafts, jewellery, textiles, furniture and other ethical stocking fillers to be bought with a clean conscience.

Peckham’s Various locations, see peckhams.co.uk for branch info Useful over the festive eat-drink-andbe-merry season, the licensed deli and restaurant chain stocks tasty delicacies plus specialist wines, spirits and beers.

Scotlandart.com Galleries 193 Bath Street, G2 4HU, 221 4502 scotlandart.com An exhibition space where paintings

by Scottish artists are available to buy.

Portraits can also be commissioned.

Welcome Home CCA, 350 Sauchiehall Street, G2 3JD, welcomehomestore.co.uk In a newly revamped space in the CCA foyer, this beautiful gallery and store sells books, furniture and jewellery (mostly from local, emerging designers) and hosts workshops and exhibitions.

Bliss 5 Raeburn Place, 332 4605 Birthday cards, polka dot tablewares, baby clothes, and plenty gift inspiration.

Coco 174 Bruntsfield Place, EH10 4ER, 228 4526; 71 Broughton Street, EH1 3RJ, 558 2777, cocochocolate.co.uk Organic, ethical and non-GM chocolate goodies – decorated with tattoo and 30s-deco patterns. See website for info on ‘One Day Chocolate School’ and tasting evenings.

Chic and Unique 8 Deanhaugh Street, EH4 1LY, 332 9889, vintagecostumejewellery.co.uk Glamorous vintage costume jewellery, plus bags, masks and perfume bottles.

Context Interiors 79 Morningside Road, EH10 4AY, 447 6384, contextinteriors.co.uk Good for the awkward in-law or stubborn uncle; this has an eclectic collection of vintage, retro, period and artisan interior decorations.

Curiouser and Curiouser 93 Broughton Street, EH1 3RZ, 556 1866, curiouserandcuriouser.com Retro designs for the kitchen, limited edition prints from local artists (plus a framing service) and organic lotions and potions for him and her.

Demijohn 32 Victoria Street, EH1 2JW, 225 3265, demijohn.co.uk See Glasgow.

Focus 270 Canongate, EH8 8AA, 629 9196, focuspocus.co.uk See Glasgow.

Fruitmarket Gallery 45 Market Street, 226 8190, EH1 1DF, 225 2383, fruitmarket.co.uk Contemporary gallery with an excellent bookshop, selling prints, Polaroid cameras, calendars and more.

Galerie Mirages 46a Raeburn Place, EH4 1HL, 315 2603, galeriemirages.co.uk Down a narrow alley off the main drag in Stockbridge, this jewellery and gift shop does silver pieces from India and Africa, plus mirrors and lanterns.

Goodstead 76 Rose Street, EH2 2NN, 228 2846, goodstead.co.uk Clothes and shoes for him and her, with an enviable selection of luxury designer goods, stocking Folk, Pointer and Surface to Air, amongst others.

Hannah Zakari 43 Candlemaker Row, EH1 2QB, 516 3264, hannahzakari.co.uk Mainly quirky bags and jewellery from indie designers, plus cute ornaments and stationery.

Henderson’s Wines 109 Comiston Road, EH10 6AQ, 447 8580; 23 Roseburn Terrace, EH12 5NG, 337 4444, hendersonwines.co.uk Two branches helping Edinburgh stock up on port, wine, cassis, sherry or champagne. Free delivery.

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Doodles Ceramics Workshop 27–29 Marchmont Crescent, EH9 1HQ, 229 1399, doodlesscotland.co.uk Classes and workshops in crockery, as well as feet and hand prints for children and grown ups.

I Love Candy 38 Hanover Street, EH2 2DR, 226 2623, ilovecandystore.com A traditional sweetie shop (online, and in the flesh), selling Fruit Salads, Irn Bru Humbugs and gift jars full of treats.

Analogue Books 39 Candlemaker Row, EH1 2QB, 220 0601, analoguebooks.co.uk Glossy art books, local zines, niche periodicals. Good gift solutions for fans of illustration, graphic design and fashion.

Eden 18 North West Circus Place, EH3 6SX, 225 5222, edenretail.co.uk Independent fashion boutique with designer womenswear, accessories and jewellery.

k1 Yarns 89 West Bow, EH1 2JP, 226 7472, k1yarns.com Selling balls of wool, needles and patterns, plus Fair Isle and crochet classes.

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Joe 3 Greyfriars Place, EH1 2QQ, 225 4881, joe-cool.co.uk Colourful, novelty jewellery, plus handbags, purses and accessories.

John Lewis St James Centre, EH1 3SP, 556 9121, johnlewis.com See Glasgow.

Kiss the Fish 9 Dean Park Street, EH4 1JN, 332 8912, kissthefishstudios.com Child and adult-friendly gift shop and arts and crafts studio.

L’épicerie 56a Broughton Street, EH1 3SA, 557 1680, lescargotbleu.co.uk A place to pick up dainty French macaroons, something for a festive apéritif, or dinner party cheeses.

Lilies & Dreams 28 St Stephen Street, Stockbridge, EH3 5AL, liliesanddreams.com Unique ladies luggage and handbags, with stationery and zebra print scarves.

Lucie Fenton Gallery 20a Raeburn Place, EH4 1HN, 332 3999 Stockbridge art and jewellery salesroom.

Lupe Pintos 24 Leven Street, EH3 9LJ, 228 6241, lupepintos.com See Glasgow.

Moleta Munro 4 Jeffrey Street, EH1 1DR, 557 4800, moletamunro.com Stylish rugs, clocks, pouffes and more from international product and interiors designers.

Multrees Walk St Andrew Square, EH1 3DQ, the-walk.co.uk A good place to put a dent in the credit card, the pedestrian strip is home to Harvey Nics, Louis Vuitton and Reiss.

Odyssey Boutique Ltd 39-41 William Street, EH1 7LW, 220 2908, odysseyboutique.co.uk Beautiful collections of lingerie, swimwear and ‘pleasure toys’.

Geometric brooch, see page 34

One World Shop St Johns Church Princes Street, EH2 4BJ, 229 4541 See Glasgow.

Peckham’s Various branches, see peckhams.co.uk See Glasgow.

Present 18 St Mary’s Street, EH1 1SU, 556 5050, buygiftsatpresent.co.uk Quirky homewares, one-off jewellery items, camp and kitsch artwork, and presents for pets.

Ragamuffin 278 Canongate, EH8 8AA, 557 6007, ragamuffinonline.co.uk Chunky, cosy, often technicolour knitwear, with a good range of Made in Scotland wool jumpers and accessories.

Real Foods 37 Broughton Street, EH1 3JU, 557 1911; 8 Brougham Street, EH3 9JH, 228 1201, realfoods.co.uk Fair trade, organic, vegan/vegetarian wholesome foods specialists.

Red Door Gallery 42 Victoria Street, EH1 2JW, 477 3255, edinburghart.com Much-loved independent gallery selling local screenprints and illustration, knitted homewares, ceramics, wooden brooches and more.

Scotlandart.com Galleries 2 St Stephen Place, EH3 5AJ, 225 6257, scotlandart.com See Glasgow.

St James Centre Leith Street, EH1 3SS, stjamesshopping.com Visit the online guide for info on the fifty-store mall, including John Lewis.

Studio One 10–14 Stafford Street, EH3 7AU, 226 5812, shopstudio1.com Toys, festive decorations, kitchen gadgets and more stocking fillers than you can shake a cinnamon stick at.

Such and Such 105 Brunswick Street, EH7 5HR, 07851 283 718, suchandsuchstudio.co.uk Workshop, studio and exhibition space, with jewellery from local designers. Follow them @suchandsuchUK. Sugacane 6–8 Shandwick Place, EH2 4RN, 226 3003, sugacane.co.uk Fill your boots with the pick ‘n’ mix range, plus fudge, sugar free confections, licorice and more.

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LIVE COMEDY DVDS

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE VERY TALL Amid the annual sea of comedy DVDs are a surprising lack of turkeys (though our copy of John Cleese’s Alimony Tour must still be stuck deep within the bowels of Santa’s warehouse). Three Edinburgh Comedy Award nominees deliver fine affairs including Greg Davies, the tall bloke from The Inbetweeners, with debut release Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog (●●●●●). Crazy parents, oddball pupils (Davies was in fact an actual teacher) and quirky moments from the ex We Are Klang man are at the heart of his show.

Reginald D Hunter Live (●●●●●) is a spirited compilation of the themes that have brought the equally sizeable American oodles of acclaim and controversial headlines since he landed among us at the turn of the century. Women, men, men vs women, race, family, religion and society’s diktats are intelligently analysed but may have benefited from a shorter, more focused release. Russell Howard’s Right Here Right Now (●●●●●) is typically frenetic (frequently punctuated by shots of giggling young female fans) with a bit too much shouting and plenty of easy references to Come Dine with Me and Harry Potter. He hits the nail more flush when discussing his own bonkers clan, his mad parents actually usurped by a dotty brother.

But topping this year’s tree are an Irishman (living in Scotland), a (fake) Welshman and an Englishman (at 6ft 7in, the tallest of the lot). Dylan Moran may insist he knows nothing about this far too-complicated world at the start of Yeah Yeah (●●●●●) but he picks at its bones with poetic flair and disgruntled elegance.

Mark Watson Live (●●●●●) is another debut which skates across the best bits of his many Edinburgh shows; tales of urban menace and awkward social encounters remaining funny despite that manic Welsh lilt being replaced by his bona fide educated English accent. If Hello Ladies (●●●●●) does turn out to be Stephen Merchant’s first and last solo national tour, as he has threatened, it will be a lasting testament to a unique talent and further confirmation that he deserves to come fully out of the shadow of ‘his nibs’. Merchant understandably makes plenty of his physicality (the height and the funny face) in a show about his desperate search for a wife. Why not get him one for Christmas? (Brian Donaldson)

Troon 1 York Place, EH1 3EB, 557 4045, troondesignerclothing.com New Town boutique, selling carefully sourced designer clothing and accessories, including John Smedley knitwear and Lilith winter coats.

Vox Box Music 21 St Stephen Street, EH3 5AL, 629 6775, voxboxmusic.co.uk A very decent mix of used disco, hip hop and obscure 12”s, tapes and CDs. Watch 12 Melville Pl (Queensferry St), EH3 7PR, 225 3633; 3 Forrest Road, EH1 2QH, 220 5414, watchedinburgh.co.uk Designer timepieces for your wrist and your home.

ONLINE SHOPPING Catherine Aitken catherineaitken.com/shop An online boutique selling clothes and accessories like a gents Harris Tweed toilet bag, or two-metre long tweed stole.

Dazed Dorothy dazeddorothy.co.uk Specialist in leather, including shoes and bags. She designs fabulous bags, belts, purses and handbags, using an array of leather and suedes.

Elsie Dodds elsiedodds.com Digital designer specialising in fun cushions, with repeat patterns.

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Fun Makes Good funmakesgood.co.uk Striking, geometric patterned leather pouffes, cushions and paper designs.

Bespoke upholstery service available.

Hilary Grant hilarygrant.co.uk Dundee-based textile designer with a love for cushions and chunky knitwear.

Jane Gowans janegowans.co.uk/shop Jane graduated with a first class honours in jewellery & metal design and has since set up on her own, and gone from strength to strength.

Lazy Oaf lazyoaf.co.uk London-based designers of catoonish, playful clothing, accessories, art, stationery and homewares.

Miso Funky misofunky.com Cross-stitching crafts, mugs and cushions, with wit as standard.

National Trust for Scotland 0844 493 2546, nts.org.uk/shop Christmas gifts and decorations. See website for gift shop locations.

NikkiMade nikkimade.folksy.com Tunnocks-obsessed designer of cushions, badges and more.

Papa Stour 07922 771 424, papastour.com Fife-based online portal for handmade Scottish art, Christmas cards and Fair Isle pattern hot water bottle covers.

Papermash papermash.co.uk Stationery by artisan designers, including gift tags, tape and cards.

EAT & DRINK GLASGOW An Clachan La Belle Place, G37 LH, 07846 463 614, kelvingroveparkcafe.co.uk A handy spot after a walk in the park – stop in for brunch, or afternoon tea with cucumber sandwiches and cupcakes.

Bo’Vine Meats and Wines 385 Byres Road, G12 8AU, 341 6540, bovinerestaurant.com A new steakhouse in the West End, with a special ‘no tinsel, turkey or terrible ties’ Christmas menu.

The Stand 333 Woodlands Road, G3 6NG, 0870 600 6055, the stand.co.uk Converted from the cellars of an old school, the Tardis-like venue is running a week of Christmas evening comedy shows from Mon 12–Sat 17 Dec. Bar snacks available.

Heavenly 185 Hope Street, G2 2UL, 353 0884, heavenlyglasgow.co.uk A café/bar offering vegan food, weekend breakfasts, free wi-fi and, ahem, pineapple or plum ‘fruit drinking vinegar’ (it’s delicious, they point out).

Mussel Inn 157 Hope Street, G2 2UQ, 0843 2892 283, mussel-inn.com Mouthwatering seafood dishes sourced from Scotland. A Christmas menu is available from Thu 1 Dec; two courses for £16.95. Gift vouchers available.

Tron Bar & Kitchen 63 Trongate, G1 5HB, 552 8587, tron.co.uk/fooddrink Well-cooked food, featuring local, seasonal ingredients. Also serving a Christmas menu, at £24.95 for three courses.

Matilda ring, see page 36

SquareTree 07946 222 176, squaretreevelo.tumblr.com Edinburgh-based makers of sophisticated-looking reclaimed timber and formica mud guards for bikes.

Susie Maroon susiemaroon.co.uk, notonthehighstreet.com/ susiemaroon Independent ‘eco-label’ designer of digitally stitched gifts and homewares.

The Moon and Mars themoonandmars.co.uk An Edinburgh-based portal for generally very stunning cardigans, dresses, jewellery and footwear.

Ubiquitous Chip 12 Ashton Lane, G12 8SJ, 334 5007, ubiquitouschip.co.uk The West End restaurant affectionately known as ‘The Chip’ still champions regional Scottish dishes and local produce forty years after opening. Their same-day dispatch gift vouchers are handy if shopping time is running out.

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outstandingly wholesome and tasty salads, pancakes and home baking. Follow @broughtondeli on Twitter to see daily salads and tarts.

Free wi-fi.

Bramble 16a Queen Street, EH2 1JE, 226 6343, bramblebar.co.uk A basement gin bar, that makes a mean signature ‘Bramble’ (see page 26). A reliably good source of small batch, premium and interesting spirits.

Café Nom De Plume 60 Broughton St, EH1 3SA, 478 1372 A LGBT and straight-friendly coffee shop serving comfort food (mac and cheese, shepherd’s pie etc), with board games and books to dip into.

Joseph Pearce’s 23 Elm Row, EH7 4AA, 556 4140, bodabar.com Serving mulled wine and meatballs, the Swedish bar is running a charity art sale in December. To paraphrase Amazon, customers who like this may also like their sister bars – Sofi’s, Victoria’s and Boda, all in Leith.

L’escargot Bleu 56 Broughton Street, EH1 3SA, 557 1600, lescargotbleu.co.uk Above the deli (see listing under ‘Shopping’), this French restaurant is doing a two-course Christmas lunch for £17.90. Gift vouchers are available.

Locanda de gusti 7–11 East London Street, EH7 4BN, 558 9581, locandadegusti.com Fans of its previous incarnation, Bella Mbriana will be glad to know Rosario Sartore is still head chef, offering his same inventive spin on traditional Italian food. Open Christmas day.

Merchants 17 Merchant Street, EH1 2QD, 225 4009, merchantsrestaurant.co.uk Two minutes from Greyfriars Bobby and the Grassmarket, they offer barbary duck with pear and red wine sauce and chocolate yule log on the Christmas menu.

Mussel Inn 61–65 Rose St, EH2 2NH, 0843 2892 481, mussel-inn.com See Glasgow.

Bells Diner 7 St Stephen St, EH3 5AN, 225 8116 A mini diner, forty years old now, doing some fairly special burgers and steaks, which arrive with a loaded tray full of chutneys and sauces to accompany them. Closed on Sundays.

Oishii 176 Rose St, EH2 4BA, 225 5286, oishiiscotland.co.uk Family-run Japanese restaurant, offering sushi, sashimi, teppanyaki and ‘Oishii Noodle Pots’. Appeared in The List’s 2011–12 Eating & Drinking Guide Hitlist.

Broughton Delicatessen 7 Barony Street, EH3 6PD, 558 7111, broughton-deli.co.uk A sit-in or take-away option for

The Outhouse 12a Broughton Street Lane, EH1 3LY, 557 6668, outhouse-edinburgh.co.uk Down a cobbled lane, this bar has a

heated courtyard – worth bearing in mind on winter’s more Baltic days. A function room is available for hire.

Pink Olive 55–57 West Nicolson Street, EH8 9DB, 662 4493, ilovepinkolive.co.uk Not a fan of turkey? What about pumpkin, sage and onion pie with roast pears instead? Their seasonal menu offers three courses for £24.95.

The Raconteur 50 Dean Street, EH4 1LQ, 343 3221, theraconteuredinburgh.com Old timey, expertly mixed cocktails, in this gem of a bar, hidden down a residential Stockbridge street.

Saffrani Indian Restaurant 11 South College Street, EH8 9AA, 667 1597, saffrani.co.uk A tiny, elephant-decorated restaurant, near the Festival Theatre, introducing new flavours to North Indian food.

The Saint 44 St Stephen Street, EH3 5AL, 225 9009, thesaintedinburgh.co.uk Excellent cocktails, and an open fireplace to enjoy them next to. Wild boar belly and Baileys cheesecake appear on this year’s Christmas menu.

The Stand 5 York Place, EH1 3EB, 558 7272, the stand.co.uk Christmas outing to a comedy club?

Besides comedians, they also do generous portions of home-cooked food for £7. Alcopops and stag nights are banned.

Treacle 39–41 Broughton Street, EH1 3JU, 557 0627, treacleedinburgh.co.uk A relaxed bar and restaurant, kitted out with vintage furniture and an eight-metre Japanese animation mural.

Wedgwood Royal Mile, 267 Canongate, EH8 8BQ, 558 8737, wedgwoodtherestaurant.co.uk Fine dining, minus the sniffy attitude.

Chestnut soup and parsnip crème brulée appear on the Christmas lunch menu (£19.95 for two courses) plus they sell gift vouchers via their website.

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LAST WORD

EDITORIAL

IT’S NOT

Editor Claire Sawers

CHRISTMAS WITHOUT. . .

Miserablist Malcolm Middleton shares some of the things he just loves to hate around the festive season The X Factor

End of year polls

Contemplating the dual lies of Christianity and Santa Claus

Editorial Intern Andy Noble Writers Brian Donaldson, Lauren Mayberry, Anna Millar, David Pollock, Allan Radcliffe Artwork Stuart David Fallon PRODUCTION Senior Designer Lucy Munro Production Manager Simon Armin Additional Photography Stephen Robinson SALES & MARKETING Media Sales Manager Juliet Tweedie Senior Media Sales Executive Jude Moir Media Sales Executive Nicky Carter, Lindsay Paul Sponsorship & Promotions Manager Sheri Friers Circulation Executive Murray Robertson ADMINISTRATION Accounts Manager Georgette Renwick Accounts Assistant Alex Johnston

Even though overall it was a shit year and nothing much happened.

Or rather, idiots and fools being allowed crying, wailing and greedy onto my telly for my own entertainment. Rampant and inebriated capitalism.

THE LIST

Asking the woman at the garage to please, please, please fill up 16 bottles of water Because the pipes have frozen.

Waiting two hours in the snow Food shopping in M&S

Publisher Robin Hodge

I mean, really, we're adults, believe what you know for sure from your own experience, and not the ‘stories’ (no offence Santa!).

Editor Jonny Ensall

! g u b m u H h a B Good will to all men & women (who deserve it!).

Trying to get a taxi at Central Station.

Although it should really be Farmfoods in this austere climate.

Poking people on Facebook Watching Scrooged again

Instead of actually having to write Christmas cards.

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And forgetting it’s not Groundhog Day.

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ReaderOffer DAZZLING SHOWS FOR XMAS – AND BEYOND The King and I

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