January 2012 No, 91
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In this Months edition Find out if you won last months Bauble Competition! Page 33
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7 Extreme Diets An insight to the craziest diets!
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Inside this month’s magazine How to keep your New Years Resolutions Can you keep your resoultion? p4
New Year, New You? Weight Loss tips that work! p10
Food Fix Cheap and Cheerful recipies p16
Gardening A splash of colour in the winter p18
Out and About The pefect nature getaway p20
5 Things you think work but don’t! p22
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e would like to start off by saying a big Happy New Year to all our Jungle Drum readers. If you have over indulged in all the holiday feasts take a look at our weight loss tips, on the health pages, to get back into shape! If Christmas wasn’t a family fun filled festivity for you this year, you may need a quiet get away so check out this months Out and About. Cabo de Gata can offer you all the peace and quiet you deserve after a hectic Christmas! Does your garden look dull and dreary? Well we have found the perfect winter flower to brighten up your garden. This months gardening pages are full of colour as we take a look at the history and all the info you need to know about pansies! Remember the bauble competition we had in last months mag? Well check out page 33 to see if you have won. Also new this month is a spot the ball competition where you can win a tenner! This month we give you a double page of jokes just to keep away the January blues and if that doesn’t cheer you up take a look at the “5 things you think work, but actually don’t” article, we are sure that will put a smile on your face! That’s me done for this month, have a great January and I will see you next month! Remember to keep sending all your stories in and let me know if you have kept your New Years Resolution!
Motoring
The Editor
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Caption Competition Can you think of a witty caption? p32
Also in this issue Legal Jargon Made Simple - p6 Inspektar Gadget - p 12 Fashion Trends - p14 Animals for adoption - p24 They’ve got an app for that! - p28 You’ve got to be joking! - p30
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How to keep your New Years Resoultions If you're like most people, you've probably experienced the sudden burst of motivation that comes in early January, as holiday indulgences make their way to the waistline and New Year's resolutions force a new look at the figure we see in the mirror. Below we have complied a list of the top 10 resoultions people make every year. Also learn the steps to help your keep to your resolutions. 1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends Recent polls conducted by General Nutrition Centers, Quicken, and others shows that more than 50% of people vow to appreciate loved ones and spend more time with family and friends this year. 2. Fit in Fitness The evidence is in for fitness. Regular exercise has been associated with more health benefits than anything else known to man. Studies show that it reduces the risk of some cancers, increases longevity, helps achieve and maintain weight loss, enhances mood, lowers blood pressure, and even improves arthritis. 3. Tame the Bulge By recent studies a massive percentage of people are considered overweight or obese, so it is not surprising to find that weight loss is one of the most popular New Year's resolutions. 4. Quit Smoking If you have resolved to make this the year that you stamp out your smoking habit, over-the-counter availability of nicotine replacement therapy now provides easier access to proven quit-smoking
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aids. Even if you've tried to quit before and failed, don't let it get you down. On average, smokers try about four times before they quit for good. 5. Enjoy Life More Given the hectic, stressful lifestyles of most people nowadays, it is no wonder that "enjoying life more" has become a popular resolution in recent years. It's an important step to a happier and healthier you. Get out and try something new! 6. Quit Drinking While many people use the New Year as an incentive to finally stop drinking, most are not equipped to make such a drastic lifestyle change all at once. Many heavy drinkers fail to quit cold turkey but do much better when they taper gradually, or even learn to moderate their drinking. If you have decided that you want to stop drinking, there is a world of help and support available. 7. Get Out of Debt Was money a big source of stress in your life last year? Join the millions of overspenders who have resolved to spend this year getting a handle on their finances. It's a promise that will repay itself many times over in the year ahead. 8. Learn Something New Have you vowed to make this year the year
to learn something new? Perhaps you are considering a career change, want to learn a new language, or just how to fix your computer? Whether you take a course or read a book, you'll find education to be one of the easiest, most motivating New Year's resolutions to keep. 9. Help Others A popular, non-selfish New Year's resolution, volunteerism can take many forms. Whether you choose to spend time helping out at your local library, mentoring a child, or building a house, there are many nonprofit volunteer organizations that could really use your help. Or if your time is really in short supply, maybe you can at least find it in you to donate the furniture, clothing and other household items that you no longer need, rather than leaving them out by the curb to fill up landfills. 10. Get Organized On just about every New Year resolution top ten list, organization can be a very reasonable goal. Whether you want your home organized enough that you can invite someone over on a whim, or your office organized enough that you can find the stapler when you need it.
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Steps for keeping your resoultion Choose the Right Resolution For all too many resolutions, failure is virtually assured at the offset because the resolutions are not made with serious intent and deliberation. The first trick is to choose the right resolution, for the right reasons. Give some thought to what you really want and why you want it. What direct benefits do you hope to receive? Is a weight-loss resolution meant to improve your self-esteem? Will getting organized help de-stress your life? By learning something new will it benefit your job? Identifying the "why" helps you avoid setting goals for the wrong reasons. Or just for the sake of it. Next, decide how difficult to make your resolution. Aiming high generally makes people try harder. You need to set a set a goal in the middle, not to difficult you will never be able to do it but difficult enough to make you work hard, for the optimal performace. Finally, be specific about your resolution and make it official. Being specific means phrasing the goal in words that make it obvious whether or not the goal has been completed, by a specific date. A resolution "to lose 15 pounds by April 30th" is much more effective than the ambiguously phrased goal "to lose weight." Once you've decided on the wording, formally commit. At a minimum, write the goal down on paper or for the best results write it in a diary and track your performance. For even more commitment, look yourself in the mirror and state the goal out loud. This may sound corny, but it works. The important thing to remember that a resolution is fundamentally a commitment to yourself. Make the commitment formal. The more ceremonious, the better.
Create a Plan Upon clarifying the exact goal that you are setting, next create a plan for how you intend to accomplish your goal. With any reasonably good plan, you are fairly likely to make significant progress or actually accomplish your goal. Without a plan, you are very unlikely to succeed. The key to constructing a good plan is to identify the exact steps that you will take toward accomplishing your goal, and assigning due dates to those steps. Start a diary to help track your progess, and your next goals. For example if your goal is to lose some weight and your specific goal is to “lose 10lbs by Sarahs Wedding” you need to plan each
step you will take to accomplish the goal. State daily how much exercise you will do and make a food diary to track how many calories you are eating.
that your plan was too aggressive, or that your environment has changed in some unexpected fashion. Either way, simply adjust your plan and continue onward.
Coming up with a comprehensive list of steps is not easy for everyone. If you encounter difficulty, the solution is to get help, which helps people through the planning process by first asking people to identify all of the obstacles that stand between them and their desired goal. Once the obstacles have been identified, it is fairly easy for anybody to generate a comprehensive to-do list for accomplishing the goal.
Finally, the flip-side of setting difficult resolutions is that you must remember to acknowledge partial success. Losing 15 pounds is cause for celebration, even if your original goal was to lose 20 pounds. If you are just one step closer to your goal, then you are better off than before you began. Every time you get closer to accomplish a goal treat youself to something, if you are losing weight treat yourself to some chocolate or a takeaway.
Stay on Track With a good plan in hand, making significant progress toward your goal may require very little discipline for those who live strictly by daily planners and love nothing more than checking off items on our to-do lists. But for those of us who can use a little help with staying on top of details, the answer, once again, is to seek outside help. The idea is to find some external thing that keeps you motivated, get a friend to send you reminder emails or texts about what you should be doing next. Telling friends and family about yout goals will help you as they will want you to succede and will sure enough tell you off if you are going off track!
Remain Flexible and Keep on Going A recent realization among goal-setting experts is the need to continually modify our approach—sometimes even changing or abandoning a goal altogether. The reason for this is that circumstances beyond our control frequently crop up at the most unexpected and inconvenient times. We can also expect our short-term and long-term priorities to change. So long as we build flexibility into our expectations, we can simply adjust things as we go. It's therefore best to periodically reevaluate our goals and plans, perhaps once per quarter for a year-long goal such as a New Year's resolution. First, make certain that the goal itself still exactly reflects what you want to do. If it's not, adjust it. Next, go through your plan and identify any portions that aren't working well, even if it simply means giving yourself more time to complete a particular task or milestone. Keep in mind that missed due dates do not necessarily indicate a problem with your performance; it might simply mean
Can you beat the statistics? •45% of people usually set New Year’s Resolutions; 17% infrequently set resolutions; 38% absolutely never set resolutions. •Only 8% of people are always successful in achieving their resolutions. 19% achieve their resolutions every other year. 49% have infrequent success. 24% (one in four people) NEVER succeed and have failed on every resolution every year. That means that 3 out of 4 people almost never succeed. •Of those who do set resolutions (these add to more than 100% because some people set multiple resolutions): •34% set resolutions related to money •38% set resolutions related to weight •47% set resolutions related to self-improvement or education •31% set resolutions related to relationships •It appears that the younger you are, the more likely you are to achieve your resolutions •39% of those in their twenties achieve their resolutions every year or every other year •Less than 15% of those over 50 achieve their resolutions every year or every other year •The less happy you are, the more likely you are to set New Year’s Resolutions. This is especially true for those who set money-related resolutions: 41% are not happy 34% are moderately happy 25% are happy.
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Although divorce is not the nicest subject, it is a very real concern for many people, especially for non-Spanish residents who are unsure of the necessary steps. Here are a few popular questions that we have been asked. 1. I am not Spanish, but I have been resident in Spain for years. Can I get divorced in Spain? Yes. Even if your spouse has now left Spain, you may also be able to divorce here, so long as certain conditions are met. The Spanish courts may then have to apply Spanish law or a foreign law, depending on the particular circumstances of your case. 2. Am I likely to be better off divorcing my husband in Spain or abroad? In some cases, the position can be the same. Where two English people, married in the UK and divorcing in Spain, for example, the Spanish courts must apply English law: so, if you’d be entitled to be paid X in the UK, you should in theory be entitled to be paid X here too. 3. How long must we be legally separated before we can divorce in Spain? If Spanish law can be applied to your case, you can apply directly for divorce one you’ve been married for three months - no previous legal separation is required. But in those cases where domestic violence can be proved, no such three month period has to pass and the victim can apply for divorce straight away. 4. My husband says he has a Spanish lawyer friend who can act for both of us in the divorce – is that OK? This is right only if both parties completely agree on all the terms of a
divorce and there is absolutely no disagreement between them. If you´re not sure, it might be better to have your own lawyer. 5. My wife left Spain after we were divorced a couple of months ago, returning to the UK with our twins. I have had one visit to the children in England, but now she’s being difficult about my seeing them and is basically putting up all sorts of excuses to stop me from doing so. Can you do anything to help? Probably, but we need to move fast. The Spanish courts will retain the right to re-open the contact aspects of your divorce for a period of three months from when the children were lawfully taken out of Spain to live in the UK. 6. My wife and I both live in Ireland, and are divorcing. The only link we have with Spain is a Spanish holiday home. How can this best be dealt with in our divorce? First of all, the Irish courts must understand that there’s no simple “mirror order” procedure in Spain. The Irish divorce order can be made to apply to your Spanish home, but the order will need very careful wording. The best thing is for your solicitor to work with your Irish counsel to ensure that the phrasing of the Irish court order is correct before it is made.
Fast Track Divorce in Spain 1.What’s a “fast-track” or “express” divorce under Spanish law? It’s a shortened “non-contentious” court procedure that a married couple can use to get divorced in Spain, as long as they agree to file the court application jointly (or one of them does that with the other’s consent). 2. Why is it called “express? Because you don’t need to wait for the court to recognise a previous matrimonial separation. The only timing requirement is that at least three months have passed since the date of the marriage. 3. What grounds can be used to get an “express” divorce in Spain? There’s no need to state any grounds, so there’s no need to claim there’s been unreasonable behaviour, adultery, etc. If both spouses want to end their marriage, and are in complete agreement, the Spanish courts don’t need to know why. 4. But surely the courts will have to decide about children’s custody and contact issues and financial matters? Of course, but this’ll be done taking into account the written agreement (convenio regulador in Spanish) filed in court by the couple: this must include their proposed arrangements for the family home, custody of and contact with under-age children, distribution of assets and other financial measures (including child maintenance). If such arrangements are reasonable, the Spanish courts aren’t likely to interfere with or modify them. In any event, when there are minor children, the Public Prosecutor will have to issue his/her opinion on this agreement and, if this opinion is favourable, the court is not likely to object.
5. Can fast-track divorces apply to foreigners in Spain ? If Spanish law applies to their case (in accordance with article 107 of the Spanish Civil Code) there will be no problem. But when a foreign law must be applied, then it will depend on whether this foreign law establishes additional requirements that prevent a fast-track divorce. For instance, if a foreign law requires that the parties must have been married for at least one year before being entitled to apply for divorce or if it requires a previous court resolution of separation, the Spanish court will not be able to override such requirements. 6. How long does it take to obtain a fast-track divorce order ? That depends on the court involved, but generally speaking it should take a few months. 7. Do the husband and wife need to appear in court ? Yes. Under Spanish law, the agreement (convenio) between the parties must be signed first between themselves and, at a subsequent date, before the Judge. Some Judges allow this second signature to be given by a representative, but this will require the granting of a relevant power of attorney before a notary in Spain or before a foreign notary. In this last case, the document will have to be stamped with the Hague Convention apostil and translated by an officially approved translator. If you’d like to know if your divorce could be “fast-tracked”, contact us at Professional Business Support on 966 923 963: it’s great to be “fast” but all divorces must be handled correctly!
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New Year, New You? Have you ever made a new years resolution that you didn’t keep? Well you’re not the only one! 24% of people have NEVER reached their new years resolution goals. Like most people if your resolution is to lose a bit of weight we have found some handy tips to help you along the way.
Weight Loss Tips Mind Tricks 1. Take your time Eat slowly. Your food can take up to 30 minutes to reach your stomach which is why lots of us eat too much as we don't realise we're full. 2. Stick to the list Make a list before you go shopping and plan your meals and snacks out for the week. Don’t buy anything that’s not on list, no matter how good it looks! 3. Keep a diary Keep a food diary and write down everything you have eaten that day. You may be surprised at how much you have consumed. The diary can also help identify your weak spots so you can find a way of combating them. 4. Find inspiration Keep those photos of your old, skinny self, to help keep you going. 5. Chart your progress Mark you weight loss on a graph each week. It easier for you to see your progress and that your getting closer to your goal. It also helps see which weeks you lost the most weight so you can identify why. 6. Portion control Swap dinner plates for smaller ones. It automatically makes you eat smaller portions but makes you think you have still ate a plateful!
7. Clean your teeth After eating dinner, if you want something sweet, simply go and clean your teeth. Any sugar cravings should immediately disappear.
Easy Exercise
8. 1, 2, 3... When you're jogging and ready to give up, count to 100 and keep going. You'll manage it almost every time, sometimes more than once in a single run! 9. Fat-burning chores You can burn 300 calories an hour cleaning the house, if you give it a really good going over. 10. Get off your bum! Little things can make all the difference. Instead of emailing a colleague at work, walk over to their desk! 11. Girl power Slim with a friend. It'll help you stick with it - if you're having a day when you don't feel like going to the gym, or just want to order a pizza, there's someone there to spur you on. 12. Weight loss gadget Buy a pedometer, and set it for 10,000 steps a day. It will really encourage you to walk. 13. Switch off cruise control Increase the intensity of everyday activities, from lunges while you Hoover to power-walking with the dog. 14. Race to clean the quickest Turn boring household chores into something more fun by racing. Race yourself by setting a timer or stop-watch. This will get your body moving faster and burning calories while getting the house clean. 15. Dance, dance, dance If you’re not a fan of the gym, try learning a
dance routine for a fun and different way to work out 16. Park further away Park the car further away from your destination or get off the bus a stop early and walk the rest of the way.
Eat Smart
17. Stop for tea-time Green tea helps burn fat. Honest! 18. Treat yourself occasionally Have a little of what you fancy, from time to time. A bit of chocolate or some low-fat crisps won't ruin your diet. 19. Stay in control Every meal you prepare should be at least 50% vegetables. The other half should be made up of lean meat or fish and carbs. 20. Tropical fruits Exotic fruits like pineapple and pawpaw are good at protecting against cellulite as they help break down fat deposits. 21. Order well When eating out, any meat that's chargrilled, poached, steamed or grilled is a good option. 22. Hot hot hot! Spicy foods speed up the metabolism, which means you can burn more fat - great for weight loss! 23. Breakfast Follow the old saying, 'Breakfast like a queen, eat lunch like a princess, and dine like a pauper.' It means eating less as the day goes on, and it works!
Super Foods Noni Fruit: The Healer This fruit has been used by Polynesian islanders as a regenerative medicine for more than 1500 years. Research documents that the noni fruit has astounding anti-bacterial properties, even against E-coli. It has anti-tumor activity, anti-inflammatory properties, is effective as a pain reliever, generates cell repair and strengthens the immune system. Noni contains a multitude of vitamins, minerals, enzymes and phytonutrients. It has been proven beneficial for colds and flu's, digestive disorders, skin disorders, pain relief, headaches, infections and more. For best results look for a freeze-dried product that uses only the whole fruit or when buying the juice look for a brand that does not use pasteurizing.
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7 Extreme Diets
(We highly advise you not to try!)
There are times when we all think we'd do anything to lose weight but some people really take dieting that step too far. We round up 7 of the maddest extreme diets out there. Not to be tried at home!
Lemonade Diet/Maple Syrup Diet
Extreme factor: 8/10
Here's a diet that Cheryl Cole likes to use when she's worried about putting on weight. She swears by the cleanse to detox when she needs to lose weight fast. This diet became famous when Beyonce Knowles used it to shed 20 pounds for her role in Dreamgirls. It's pretty simple; mix Madal Bal Natural Tree Syrup with water, lemon juice and cayenne pepper, then drink the concoction instead of eating meals. This is a very radical way to lose weight and the list of side effects is long, from diarrhoea to headaches, nausea and mental irritability - we think we'll give this one a miss!
Grapefruit Diet
Extreme factor: 6/10
Apparently there's a special ingredient in grapefruit that, when eaten with a form of protein, triggers a fat-burning process and therefore results in weight loss. So, the idea is to start each meal with half a grapefruit, eat lots of protein and drink plenty of water and black coffee. While this diet may help you lose a few pounds, any weight lost will pile straight back on once you return to your normal diet. Such a drastic reduction in your intake of calories can also result in dizziness and an upset stomach, plus it's so very boring!
The Chemical Diet
Extreme factor: 5/10
This diet consists of forcing yourself to only eat lean, unfried meat, water, eggs and vegetables, with no fat and just a tiny bit of bread or fruit - hardly a laugh a minute! Apparently the combination of foods is supposed to interact chemically to burn fat. We'll admit that this diet may be a quick fix for that upcoming wedding or holiday but an extreme diet plan like this is not nutritionally balanced and does not contain enough calories for a healthy lifestyle.
The Cabbage Soup Diet
Extreme factor: 6/10
The Cabbage Soup Diet works exactly as it sounds - you eat copious amounts of cabbage soup and not a lot else. Basically, the cabbage soup diet works because you are cutting down your calorie intake to near starvation levels. Some say that it is a complete waste of time because the sudden lack of food forces the body into starvation mode which slows down your metabolism and encourages your body to hang on to fat.
Tapeworm Diet
Extreme factor: 10/10
The tapeworm diet has got to be one of the most extreme, no, stupid concepts we've ever come across. It involves swallowing an actual worm (it would probably be in egg form, but it's still disgusting), the tapeworm then wriggles around in your intestines interfering with your digestion process and eating up all your food, making it possible for you to consume more calories without putting on weight. This is not only a desperate diet technique, but it's incredibly dangerous, with death being one of the possible side effects. No thanks!
Dr Siegal's Cookie Diet
Extreme factor: 7/10
Don't get too excited, this diet isn't as fun as it sounds. True, it does consist of eating cookies for breakfast and lunch but these aren't tasty chocolate chip cookies, they contain a mere 90 calories per cookie and are made with low GI ingredients such as whole wheat flour, bran and oats. You're allowed to have a high-protein dinner and then if you're still hungry, you can treat yourself to two more cookies. Yippee!
The Macrobiotic Diet
Extreme factor: 7/10
Gwyneth Paltrow made the headlines a few years ago when she revealed she was a devotee of this extremely strict diet. The main emphasis of this diet is wholegrains, these are supposed to make up 60% of all meals and the rest should be made up of mostly raw vegetables. It's safe to say that the list of what you can't eat is longer than the list of what you can eat. Say goodbye to anything and everything remotely fun or tasty, for example: Meat, processed foods, dairy products, eggs, sugar, poultry products and alcohol. Boring.
Super Foods
Barley Grass: Vegetarians’ Saviour Barley grass has 11 times more calcium than cows milk, 5 times more iron than spinach and 7 times more Vitamin C and bio-flavonoids than orange juice. It contains significant amounts of Vitamin B12 which is very important in a vegetarian diet. Barley grass juice has anti-viral activities and neutralizes heavy metals such as mercury in the blood.
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Fashion Trends
Part One
Spring / Summer 2012 Trend #1: Cropped tops. Start getting ready for spring right now as cropped tops are going to be very trendy during the season. So, your tummy has to be perfect. While cropped tops seem to be very casual they can come in evening outfits as well Trend #2: Bra tops. Bra tops are a daring alternative for cropped tops. They reveal more flesh and look more tempting. So, get ready for heads to be turned at you. Simple and monotone, bright and printed, decorated with unusual stitching or cut out in the strangest way – bra tops will be hotter as ever. Trend #3: Hotpants. This trend was the most popular with designers. Hotpants came in a variety of styles and colors. They were denim, leather, perforated, high and low-waisted, wide and very tight-fitting.
2012 Fashion Week Calendar January 14-18, Milan, Italy Milan Fashion Week Men's Fashion Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections www.cameramoda.it January 16-21, São Paulo, Brazil São Paulo Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections ffw.com.br January 18-22, Paris, France Paris Fashion Week (Mode à Paris) Men's Fashion Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections www.modeaparis.com January 23-26, Paris, France Paris Fashion Week (Mode à Paris) Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2012 Collections www.modeaparis.com
February 12-14, London, United Kingdom Scoop International Fashion Show Autumn/Winter 2012/2013 Collections www.scoop-international.com February 17-22, London, United Kingdom London Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2012 Collections www.londonfashionweek.co.uk February 20-26, Washington D.C. D.C. Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections dcfashionweek.org February 22-28, Milan, Italy Milan Fashion Week Women's Fashion Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections www.cameramoda.it February 28-March 7, Paris, France Paris Fashion Week (Mode à Paris) Ready-to-Wear Fall/Winter 2012/2013 Collections www.modeaparis.com
March 1-6, Mumbai, India Lakmé Fashion Week Summer/Resort 2012 www.lakmefashionweek.co.in March 27-April 1, Dunedin, New Zealand iD Dunedin Fashion Week Winter 2012 Collections www.idfashion.co.nz June 11-16, São Paulo, Brazil São Paulo Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013 Collections ffw.com.br June 23-27, Milan, Italy Milan Fashion Week Men's Fashion Spring/Summer 2013 Collections www.cameramoda.it September 21-26, London, United Kingdom London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013 Collections www.londonfashionweek.co.uk
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Get rid of those January blues with some of these great recipes. Easy on the money, quick on time and as simple as riding a bike. With these cheap, quick and easy recipes you can’t go wrong.
Sausage and Apple Toad in the Hole Ingredients 2tbsp olive oil 6 British pork, leek and chive sausages 1 large red onion, thinly sliced 2 English cox apples, cored, peeled and quartered 6 fresh sage leaves 100g plain flour 2 free range eggs, beaten 200ml semi-skimmed milk
Shepards Pie Ingredients 30g (1oz) dripping or 1 tbsp olive oil 1 onion, peeled and finely chopped 1 tbsp plain flour 150ml (¼ pint) hot stock or thin brown gravy 1 tomato, skinned and chopped Salt and freshly
ground black pepper A few drops of gravy browning, optional 250g (8oz) cold, cooked lamb, chopped or minced For the topping: 500g (1lb) potatoes Knob of butter A little milk 600ml (1 pint) pie dish
1. Set the oven to 190°C/Gas Mark 5. 2. Put the potatoes on to boil. 3. Heat half the dripping or oil in a frying pan, add the onion and fry gently for 5 mins until tender. Add the rest of the dripping, or oil, and when hot, stir in the flour and cook until it begins
Chicken Tikka Masala Ingredients 2 tbs groundnut oil 1 onion, peeled and sliced 500g (1lb) chicken breast escalopes, each cut into 4 Salt and ground black pepper 3 tbs tikka masala paste 500g carton passata 170ml carton single cream To serve: ¼ cucumber, cut into fine sticks 5 radishes, cut into fine sticks 2 carrots, peeled and cut into fine sticks 1 teaspoon malt vinegar Boiled basmati rice
1.Preheat the oven to 220ºC/425ºF/gas mark 7. Place the oil in a large cast iron gratin dish or roasting tin and heat in the oven until very hot. 2.Add the sausages, sliced onion and apple quarters and baste with the hot oil. 3.Tear the sage leaves into pieces and scatter over the sausages. Cook in the preheated oven for 10 minutes until sausages are just starting to brown. 4.While the sausages are cooking, sift the flour into a bowl and season. 5.Whisk in the eggs and milk to give a smooth batter. Pour the batter over the sausages and return to the oven for 25–30 minutes until the batter is puffy, crisp and golden and the sausages are browned and cooked through. 6.Serve with creamy mashed potato and spring greens.
1. Heat the oil in a frying pan, add the onion and cook gently for 5 mins to soften it. 2. Add chicken, season and cook gently for 5 mins, turning meat as needed, until browned. 3. Add the tikka masala paste, stir for 1 min, then add the passata and warm through. 4. Stir in the cream and simmer for 5 mins. 5. Meanwhile, mix the cucumber, radish and carrot with vinegar. Serve alongside the curry and rice.
to brown. 4. Pour in the stock, or gravy, and chopped tomato. Bring to the boil, season and add a few drops of gravy browning, if you like. 5. Add the meat to the gravy and then spoon it into the pie dish. 6. Drain and mash the potatoes, adding the butter and a little milk to make a soft mash and season to taste. Spread the mash over the meat, smoothing it with a knife, then rough it up with a fork. 7. Bake in the oven for 20-30 mins or put it under a grill to brown the top.
Gammon steak with chilli pineapple relish Ingredients 1-2 gammon steaks 2 eggs 1tsp olive oil 1 red onion
227g canned pineapple 1tbsp sweet chilli sauce Rind of 1 lime
1. Pre-heat the grill and cook 1-2 gammon steaks for 6-8 minutes on each side. Then fry 2 eggs in a little vegetable oil. 2. Meanwhile, heat 1tsp of olive oil and cook 1 red onion, thinly sliced, until slightly soft. 3. Add 227g chopped canned pineapple (making sure to reserve the juice) and 1tbsp sweet chilli sauce. Simmer until reduced, then add the rind of 1 lime. 4. Serve the gammon with oven baked chunky chips, some of the chilli pineapple relish and a fried egg.
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Sausage and Lentil Hotpot 1.Heat the oil in a large pan, add the sausages and fry on a medium heat for 15 mins until browned. Remove from the pan with a slotted spoon. 2.Add the onion, garlic, leek and carrot and cook for 5 mins until softened. 3.Add the cumin, bay leaves, lentils and the water. Bring to the boil then simmer on a low-medium heat for 15 mins, stirring occasionally until thick and soupy and the lentils are almost tender. 4.Stir in the kale or shredded cavolo nero, return the sausages to the pan, cover and cook for a further 5 mins until the cabbage is tender. 5.Discard the bay leaves and season to taste. Serve in warmed bowls.
Ingredients 1tbsp olive oil 454g pack pork sausages 1 medium onion, finely chopped 2 cloves garlic, crushed 1 leek, sliced 1 large carrot, cubed 1tsp ground cumin 2 bay leaves 1-1.25lt water. 200g lentils, soaked in water for an hour 200g curly kale or cavolo nero, shredded
Ingredients 500g (17½ oz) lean minced beef 1 large onion, chopped 1 clove garlic, crushed 2tsp chilli powder 1tsp ground cumin 400g (14oz) can chopped tomatoes with chillies and peppers 300ml beef stock 1 red pepper, deseeded and diced 1 can of kidney beans 1 can of sweetcorn
Low Fat Chilli con Carne 1.Cook the mince in a large pan until it browns. Add the onion and garlic, stirring for a few mins, then add the chilli powder and cumin and stir over a low heat for another minute. 2.Add the chopped tomatoes and stock. Stir together and bring to a simmer gently for 15 mins. 3.Add the red pepper and simmer for another 10 mins, then add the kidney beans and sweetcorn. 4.Season and cook for 5 mins. Serve with rice.
Chicken Provencal Ingredients 1.5-1.75kg (3-3½lb) chicken 2 tbsp cooking (olive) oil 2 medium onions, peeled and chopped 1 clove garlic, peeled and crushed, optional 1 level tbsp plain flour 150ml (¼ pint) hot chicken stock 400g can whole or chopped tomatoes 2 level tsp mixed dried herbs (we used 1 heaped tbsp freshly chopped
parsley and basil mixed) Salt and ground black pepper 1.25 litre (2 pint) flameproof dish
1.Joint the chicken, using a sharp knife. Take off the legs, and cut them through at the joint, to give a thigh and drumstick. Take off the wings with a little of the breast meat. Remove the wing tips (use in stock with the carcass). Take the breast off the bone, skin it and cut each breast in half. You should have 10 pieces of chicken. 2.Heat the oil in the dish and fry chicken for about 5 mins until lightly browned all over. Take pieces out and put on a plate. 3.Add the onions and garlic, if using, to the dish and fry for 3 mins. Stir in the flour and when it has absorbed the fat, take the pan off the heat. Stir in the stock, tomatoes and herbs. 4.Put pan back on the heat, and bring the sauce to the boil, stirring all the time. Season. Add the chicken pieces, cover and simmer over a low heat for about 45 mins, until meat is tender. Stir occasionally during cooking. Serve with rice or potatoes.
Salmon and Broccoli stirfry
1.In a heavy-bottomed wok over a high heat, add the oil and stir fry the broccoli stems, spring onions and chopped ginger with 1/2 a cup of water for 3 to 4 minutes. 2.Add the black bean sauce and the coriander, then the salmon and stir over a heat for 1 minute. 3.Remove and serve with noodles or rice cooked as per the instructions on pack.
Ingredients 2 x 180g cans skinless and boneless red salmon, drained 2 tbsp vegetable oil 600g purple sprouting broccoli 4 spring onions cut into 1-inch slices
2 tsp finely chopped ginger 1/2 cup water 100ml black bean sauce 10g coriander leaves To serve: 200g egg noodles
Cheats Chicken Puff Pie 1.Heat oil in a large pan. Add shallots and carrot, and fry for 4-5 mins. Remove with a slotted spoon and set aside. Fry the chicken for 4-5 mins until browned, then stir in the gravy, shallots and carrots. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Cover and simmer for 20 mins until chicken is cooked through. 2.Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 220°C (425°F, gas mark 7). Roll out
the pastry and cut out four 13cm (5in) diameter rounds. Cut leaves from the trimmings and stick on the lids with a little beaten egg. 3.Place the lids on a baking sheet and brush with beaten egg. Bake for 15-20 mins until risen and golden. Add the peas to the casserole and simmer for 2-3 mins until tender. Spoon casserole on to four warmed plates and top with pastry lids. Serve with green beans
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Ingredients 1tbsp sunflower oil 225g (8oz) shallots, halved 1 carrot, peeled and sliced 4 x 150g (5oz) skinless chicken fillets, cut into chunks 500g pot fresh chicken gravy 500g packet puff pastry Beaten egg, to glaze 50g (2oz) frozen peas Green beans, to serve
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Pansies: A splash of colour in the winter The scientific name of this hybrid plant is Viola x Wittrockiana and belongs to the violet family. We find out the history of this flower and tips to care for it. History of the Pansy The history of the pansy is linked forever to the viola, its ancestor. viola is a large genus containing 500 species according to Hortus Third. Violas were familiar to people living in Greece in the 4th century B.C. The centre of origin for violas was continental Europe. The hardy but delicate viola was cultivated by the Greeks for herbal medicinal use and much later inspired William Shakespeare to write of romance. Some time after the 4th century B.C. in Europe, an acute observer noticed a plant similar to a viola but growing in open areas with more sunlight. This plant thrived in alpine meadows and on rocky ledges. Someone named this plant a wild pansy. Possibly, it was a person living in
France who noticed this plant because the word pansy is traced back to the French word pensee, meaning thought or remembrance. Now known as Viola tricolour, this early wild pansy had two clear differences from the viola. The plant grew from the ground on one main stem and branched above ground. Viola plants branch below ground with many plants sharing the same root system. The wild Pansy bloom was larger and more round than Violas. Violas and wild pansies were cultivated in Europe by many gardeners. The origin of the plants we now call pansy began in Iver, Buckinghamshire, England. In the early 1800's an inquisitive Lord Gambier and his gardener William Thompson began crossing various Viola species. Records tell us crosses were made among V. tricolour, V. Lutea and a blue flowered species possibly of Russian origin, V. altacia. These breeders selected plants for unusual colours, colour combinations and increasing flower size. The initial results were similar to the V. tricolour. History credits the gardener, William Thompson, with the discovery of a cross that began the new species V. x Wittrockiana. He found a bloom
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that no longer had lines of dark color on the flower but huge blocks of color on the lower petals called the "face." Discovered in 1839 and named "Medora," this pansy and its progeny became popular with gardeners and breeders throughout Europe. By 1850 many new strains of pansies were available to Europeans. Breeding occurred in England, Scotland and Switzerland. Hybridization was used to breed more plant vigor and flowers that had no dark blocks or lines. These clear pansies without a face were bred about the turn of the 20th century. Credit is given to a Scottish grower, Dr. Charles Stewart, for discovering the pansy with clear colors, no face. Across the Atlantic, North American gardeners welcomed this newly bred flower. The pansy gained popularity rapidly. In an 1888 mail-order catalog, the pansy is described as "The most popular of all flowers grown from seed--our sales exceeding one hundred thousand packets a year." That's a lot of pansy seed, even in today's market.
In the last 50 years much of the innovative pansy breeding has been in Germany, the United States and Japan. New pansy colors such as shades of pink, rose or orange and unusual bicolor designs have expanded the variety of pansies available to gardeners in North America. The diversity of pansies will flourish as pansy popularity continues to grow.
Information and Facts Varities There are many varieties and colours but all are derived from hybrids and mutations of one European species of pansy known as the Three Colour Viola. The pansy’s leaves are green with serrated edges. The flowers have wide coloured petals which can be white, yellow, red or violet and many are sweet scented. Pansies, grown together with petunias and begonias, create a spectacular display of colour in pots or hanging baskets in patios and on balconies. Gardeners can choose pansy varieties based on the size of bloom and colour combination. The size of a pansy bloom will fall into three categories: Large-3 to 4 inches (9 to 11.5 cm.) Medium-2 to 3 inches (6 to 9 cm.) Multiflora-1 to 2 inches (4 to 6 cm.)
Large Accord series-Introduced in 1992, these pansies have large blooms on short sturdy stems. There are eight single colours, both faced and clear, and a mix. Abundant blooms are produced on strong plants. Lyric series-Freedom of bloom and weather tolerance are two qualities of the Lyric series. It is available in five colours, all faced, or in a mix. It was bred in 1985. Majestic Giant series-This series has withstood the test of time. Majestic Giant Mix and Majestic Giant White Face were 1966 All-America Selections Winners. The series has a free-flowering habit and stands up to heat and cold particularly well. There are six colours and a mix, all with faces. Medallion series-The pansies in the Medallion series have extra large flowers in six colours, and a mixture. All have the pansy face. Swiss Giants-Swiss Giant is an oldfashioned European pansy bred in Switzerland. The large flowers on long stems are good for cut flower bouquets.
Many of today's hybrid varieties were developed from Swiss Giants.
Medium Crown series- All clear colours, no faces adorn the nine colours and mixture of the Crown series. All are early flowering and bright spring colours. Imperial series-A series prized for its non-fading colours and vigorous growth. Most of the blooms are faced. A longstanding favourite of gardeners is imperial Blue, an All-American Selections Winner in 1975. There are unique colours in this series such as pink shades. Joker series-The striking color combination of Jolly Joker garnered it an A.A.S. Award in 1990. This pansy is a velvety purple with orange face. The plant has a compact habit and may grow 8 inches wide. Roc series-This unusual name has two meanings - Roc refers to V. x Wittrockiana, the pansy botanical species. Roc also refers to the rock solid garden performance. Introduced in 1985, the Roc series contains nine colours with or without a face. Springtime series-This series has a wide rainbow of 17 colours. The plants are heat and cold tolerant, resulting in a reliable performance.
Multiflora Crystal Bowl series -All are clear colours without a face. There are eleven colours in this series. The compact plants do not sprawl in the garden. Maxim series-The fourteen Maxim colors have faced flowers that bloom prolifically on compact plants. One of the series, Maxim Marina, is an A.A.S. 1991 Bedding Plant Winner. Its unusual flower color is light blue with a dark blue face that is outlined in white. All Maxims heat and cold tolerance. Universal series-These pansies have masses of early blooming flowers that may be clear colours or faced. There are 13 colors and a mixture. The plants have proven to be cold tolerant during southern winter conditions and heat tolerant in northern summers.
Fragrance Another quality of interest to gardeners is fragrance. Some pansies have a delicate perfume-like aroma. Once you have smelled and identified the pansy scent, it is unforgettable, but it is not always easy to perceive. Pansies seem to exude more fragrance at early morning and dusk. To have fragrant pansies in your garden, grow or buy the most aromatic pansies. The yellow or blue pansy flowers seem to have the strongest scent. Second, you may wish to grow yellow or blue pansies in mass plantings or numerous plants in a patio container. The idea is to concentrate the bouquet of many plants in one area. Lastly, go in search of the fragrance. Lean down to the plants to encounter this subtle pansy aroma. This wonderful fragrance may be another reason that pansies continue to increase in popularity. Bedding Plants Gardeners who seek instant colour in their garden will find packs and flats of pansies at their local nursery or garden centre. Select the flower colours that suit your garden design. Choose plants that are stocky with dark green foliage. If there are just a few blooms but many buds, this is the right plant for your garden. Planting Use the same procedure for planting bedding plants. Space the holes about six to ten inches apart. If you have not added organic matter to your soil to boost fertility, now is the time to add fertilizer. A granular or time release fertilizer can be incorporated into the garden soil as you are planting the pansies. By adding a granular fertilizer now, food is easily provided for the plants' long term garden performance. The final step is to water the newly planted pansies thoroughly. Moving the pansies from container to garden is a stress on the plants; it is crucial that they receive plenty of water during this adjustment period. Diseases It is relatively easy to keep pansies free from damage caused by diseases and pests. Here a re a few of the more common problems that may be encountered. Root rot-The first sign of root rot is yellow leaves. The plant then becomes stunted or dwarfed in stature. Leaf spot-Leaves will develop spots of red, brown or yellow. Mildew-Plants show white powdery deposits on leaf and stem surfaces. Plant leaves and stem may become stunted and brittle. Growing plants where they will receive adequate air circulation may prevent mildew. The above diseases are best controlled by prevention. Check plants frequently during wet or humid weather as this is often when the first sign of disease appears. Avoid overhead watering which keeps leaves wet, providing an environment in which the diseases can flourish. Pests There are three pests which may harm pansies. Aphids-These tiny soft bodied insects cluster on the growing tips of leaves and flower stems, sucking plant juices. The plants become stunted and deformed. Spider Mites-These tiny insects also feed on plant juices. Pansy leaves will turn yellow and eventually drop off. Slugs-These worm-like creatures feed on plant leaves and stems, often at night.
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Cabo de Gata l Park Natura
For all nature and bird lovers this is the place to be. A quiet natural park with miles of beach and unspoilt scenery, situated near the city of Almeria. After a hectic time at Christmas you fancy getting away from it all and spending a few days in one of the most unspoilt areas of Spain, then the Cabo de Gata-Níjar Natural Park, near the city of Almería is the ideal place to go. It is the largest terrestrial-maritime reserve in the European Western Mediterranean Sea, covering 460 km² including the town of Carboneras, the mountain range of Sierra de Cabo de Gata, and 120 km² of the sea as a part of a Marine reserve. The park offers lovely walks over rambling hills (great for burning off those extra pounds you gained at Christmas!), curious coves tucked away where you’d least expect to find them, long, empty windswept beaches, and white-washed villages which still are home to traditional fishermen and the odd hippy and artist too.
Being situated in Andalucia, the climate is warm most of the year, and the fact that it is one of the driest areas of Europe, means that rainfall is scarce most of the time. The average temperature is 18 °C and it has the lowest rainfall in the Iberian Peninsula and the whole Europe, its average precipitation being a mere 120 to 180 mm (4.72 to 7.09 in) annually. The area originally formed from volcanic eruptions, which have lead to some interesting scenery The park was designated as a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve, and in 2001 it was included among the Specially Protected Areas of Mediterranean Importance. Between the village of San Miguel and the Cabo de Gata point are salt flats (Las Salinas de Cabo de Gata) separated from the sea by a 400 m sand bar. Thousands of Greater Flamingos can be seen on the salt flats near the headland at certain times of the year. Due to the harsh conditions for agriculture and its isolated location, habitation has been historically sparse, which has kept the area relatively virgin, something rather unlikely in the Spanish Costa. Three and a half thousand people were recorded as living within the boundaries in 1997.
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The park is home to a multitude of wildlife, and is a favourite for birdwatchers. It is the ideal place for those who enjoy walking, as much of the coastline is only accessible on foot, via some well-marked footpaths and walks, especially between Cabo de Gata headland and San José and Las Negras and Agua Amarga. There are a number of small hotels to stay at, mainly situated in the town of San Jose. Cortijo El Sotillo is a rural hotel housed in an 18th-century farmhouse, just outside San José, with a swimming pool. Horse riding is available. Hotel Atalaya has rooms with terraces located close to the beach in San José. Hotel El Tío Kiko is in Agua Amarga and boasts jacuzzis and superb sea views in the rooms, a swimming pool and gym. Camping Cabo de Gata is 1km from the beach in San Miguel de Cabo de Gata. Open all year round, it has plenty of shade, mobile homes for rent and a swimming pool. Camping Tau in San José is shady site 300m from the beach, with rooms to rent, a restaurant and bikes for hire. Open Easter to the end of October. Camping Los Escullos is a
shady, attractive site with a pool, close to the beach south of La Isleta. Camping Náutico La Caleta is in a beachside location 1km south of Las Negras village, with a pool and a diving club. The park's visitors' centre is Los Amoladeras, between Retamar and San Miguel de Cabo de Gata on the AL822 at Km 7, 950 160 435. It has an exhibition on the park's volcanic geology, flora, saltpans and the sea. It can also provide information on walks, accommodation and activities in the park. From June to September, the centre is open daily, 10am-2pm and 6pm-8pm. From October to May, it's open Tuesday-Sunday 10am-2pm and 4pm-6pm (6pm-8pm April-May). For further information see www. degata.com/eng/
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5 Things You Think Work But Actually Don’t! Most people are well aware of the placebo effect as it pertains to medicine. The idea is that simply thinking that a treatment will cure your symptoms is sometimes enough to make that treatment take effect. For instance, a patient who thinks he’s taking parcetamol for a headache may see his headache go away even if he’s swallowing a sugar pill meant to look like a painkiller. The effect is powerful enough that control groups in scientific studies of a treatment’s effectiveness will be given a dummy treatment to control for the effect. But the placebo effect is by no means limited to medicine. In our daily lives we constantly encounter situations where products or services don’t work as promised. Yet far from stomping off to complain to someone, we instead come away convinced that the button we were pressing was doing exactly what it said it would. If a button says it will close the elevator doors but doesn’t appear to have the desired effect, we still find a way to convince ourselves that it was doing what it said it would. “Don't assume self-delusion is always wilful or conscious,” says David McRaney, author of You Are Not So Smart, a book about self-delusion. “We often engage in something called confabulation, which is basically making up a story we can believe in to explain away behaviour we don't understand… We are very good at pattern recognition, and whether or not we have the story correct as to what is causing the pattern, we naturally learn to associate cause and effect.” In other words, if the button says it will close the elevator doors, and the elevator doors don’t close until we’ve been pushing it for 20 seconds, we still manage to convince ourselves that our actions brought about the outcome. It’s just like the guy who takes the sugar pill labelled “paracetamol” – when the headache goes away on its own after a couple of hours, he convinces himself that it was the pill that did the trick. Here a few examples of how this phenomenon affects us on a daily basis.
The Elevator “Close Doors” Button
Let’s start with the most obvious example: That pesky “close doors” button on the elevator. It’s a fairly well-established fact that on most elevators it’s what essentially amounts to a dummy button. But it’s not as if elevator manufacturers are installing an extra button just to give you an illusion of control. Indeed, McRaney says the button can be activated, but only by certain people. “The close buttons don’t close the elevator doors in most elevators built in the United States since the Americans with Disabilities Act,” explains McRaney. “The button is there for workers and emergency personnel to use, and it only works with a key.” Sure, they could put a sign on the panel explaining the situation to elevator riders, but as McRaney points out, it’s hard to justify the time and money it would take. And besides, we’d probably keep pressing it anyway, convinced that this time it will work.
“HD” TV We’re not suggesting that HD TVs aren’t really high-definition, though the various technical terminologies might make it hard to determine just how good the picture quality really is. But for some people, simply seeing the “HD” label on the TV is enough to convince them that the picture is better, even if they don’t have the proper connection or they’re not watching an HD channel. Simply being told that it’s an HD
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picture is enough to convince them that the picture is better, and it isn’t until their grandkids come over and show them how to find the HD channels that they realize they’d been deluding themselves. This isn’t just anecdotal, though. Dutch scientists conducted a study in 2009 in which 60 people were shown an identical video clip on identical TVs. However, half of them were told that the clip would be in high-definition, and the scientists even attached an extra-thick cable to the back of the TV to complete the charade. The control group was told to expect a normal DVD image. Afterwards they were asked to describe the picture quality. You can imagine which group thought it was watching the nicer picture. Of course, at this point HD TVs are ubiquitous enough that most people know when they’re seeing a high-definition picture or not. Still, it’s a good reminder that an assurance that something is “high quality” doesn’t just make it more likely that you’ll buy the product – it may also subtly influence your enjoyment of it.
Walk Signal Buttons Many cities and towns have buttons at crosswalks that allow a pedestrian to speed up the arrival of a walk signal. And in many places, they do exactly what they promise to do. But not everywhere. The City of New York admitted several years ago that most of the “push button, wait for walk signal” buttons were no longer active, having long ago been replaced by automated systems that keep all the lights on a set timer. That makes them placebo buttons just like the close door buttons on an elevator. “Just as with the elevators, it would be expensive to replace or remove all of the non-functioning buttons or to inform the public through some sort of media campaign,” explains McRaney. “There is no obvious harm in letting the people in your town keep impotently jamming crosswalk buttons.” And many people will keep pushing away – perhaps a holdover from a time when they remember the buttons working or perhaps because occasionally they’ll get lucky and the light will change right after they push. Again, in many municipalities these buttons actually do work. In 2008, an investigation by Canada.com found that there weren’t any such placebo buttons in Victoria, Canada, though city officials admitted that the buttons varied in effectiveness.
Butt-Toning Shoes In the case of elevator and walk signal buttons, there’s no deliberate deception involved – technology just changed, and nobody bothered
to inform the people who were still pressing away in vain. But sometimes you have the classic case of a company making claims that it can’t back up. Case in point: Reebok was just ordered by the Federal Trade Commission to pay $25 million in refunds for claiming that its “toning” shoes would strengthen and tone the thighs and butts of people who wore them. The FTC also banned the company from making similar claims in future advertisements. The decision is a potential shot across the bow of other companies marketing similar shoes, whose rounded soles supposedly make your thigh and butt muscles do more work as you walk. Despite the big claims by companies like Reebok and Skechers, some experts are sceptical; USA Today last year quoted a professor of medicine who called such claims “utter nonsense” and suggested that their only effect could be to destabilize the Achilles tendon. Despite these doubters, many customers are quite pleased with their purchase. In a statement responding to the FTC decision, a Reebok spokesman insisted that the company had received “overwhelmingly enthusiastic feedback from thousands of EasyTone customers.” And while that’s probably a bit of corporate over-exaggeration, we don’t doubt that many customers did indeed come away feeling like the shoes had improved their butt. Maybe the shoes really did the trick. Or maybe they just thought it did.
Office Thermostats We hate to break it to you, but big companies aren’t just going to let a chilly employee crank the heat up whenever he or she pleases. But if they simply locked the thermostat or put the controls out of reach, the employees would constantly complain. The solution: A thermostat that doesn’t actually do anything but placate the chilly masses. “In many offices the controls on the wall don't do anything,” says McRaney. “Some bosses and landlords feel like they can't trust people not to fiddle with the temperature all day and thus cost them money, so they install dummy thermostats which give people the illusion of control. They work really well, as most people fool themselves into believing they feel the change.” When pressed, most technicians tasked with installing the devices admit that they’re merely window dressing. A 2003 investigation by The Wall Street Journal quoted one HVAC technician who estimated that 90% of office thermostats were completely fake (though other technicians gave lower estimates). We haven’t seen any study confirming that people feel warmer after fiddling with these props. But let’s be honest: If they didn’t work, offices wouldn’t bother installing them.
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Adopting a Pet Adopting a Dog
Making the decision to get a dog should not be taken lightly. Dog owners need to be prepared to feed, train, exercise, groom, and interact with their dogs, and get them medical care when needed. Although smaller dogs tend to live longer than larger ones, many dogs of all sizes can live into their teens. Anyone thinking of getting a dog should be prepared for a long-term, lifetime commitment. Sharing your life with a dog can be such a richly rewarding experience!
Puppies, Adult Dogs or Senior Dogs It's hard to resist puppies, with their round pink bellies and oversized paws. Watching a happy, playful puppy is sure to bring a smile to any dog lover's face. Puppies, however, need a great deal of time and attention. They're babies: they need to be housetrained, taught good manners, protected against common diseases until their immune systems develop... and along the way, expect a few accidents in the house and some chew marks. Puppies, of course, can also be a lot of fun to raise if you have the time and the patience. Adopting a young puppy means that you start with a "fresh slate" - you won't have to deal with any bad habits or issues that may have developed with an adult dog from a previous home. Plus you get to watch them grow up from a squirming little fuzzball into a beautiful adult dog. Adult dogs, however, make excellent pets uand are often passed over in favor of cute puppies (remember, puppies will eventually grow into dogs too!). With a full grown dog you see exactly what you're getting: you know how big the dog's going to be and what it looks like as an adult. A puppy with a fluffy little coat is adorable, but you could be in for more work than you bargained for if the dog matures into a 70-lb adult with a long thick coat that needs daily brushing. Adult dogs also have a better attention span, which makes training easier than trying to get the attention of a squirming puppy. If the dog has had a previous home it may already be housetrained and even obedience trained. Adult dogs are over the "chewing phase" too and are less likely to chew something inappropriate.
When choosing a dog, consider:
Time commitment. Puppies are generally much more work than an adult dog. High-energy dogs of any size will need more time put aside for exercise. Long-haired dogs need regular grooming. Figure out how much time you are willing to put into pet care before deciding on a dog. Activity level. Every dog needs fresh air and exercise, but some need much more exercise than others! Households that enjoy being outdoors hiking, walking, swimming, and just generally being active, may prefer to get dog that is mixed with breeds like a Golden Retriever, Australian Shepherd, or any of the active breeds. Lower-energy households should consider dogs with lower exercise needs to avoid situations where the dog gets bored and develops a greater risk for behaviour problems. Grooming. Dogs need to be brushed to keep their coats healthy and free of mats. However, long-haired breeds need regular, if not daily, brushing which is a big time commitment. Grooming also includes trim-
Thinking of adopting a dog or cat? Have a read at our advice and tips for whats best to do when adopting. Also take a look at some dogs and cats that need homes.
ming nails, checking eyes and ears and brushing teeth. Travel. Going on vacation means figuring out what to do with the dog. Some dogs have temperaments that are well suited for travel while others don't. And although there are many pet-friendly hotels and other accommodations that allow you to bring your pet, many of them only allow small pets. Other options to consider are boarding your pet or hiring a pet-sitter. Travel might be a minor point if you only go on vacation once a year, but if you are a more frequent traveller it's wise to take it into consideration. Finances. Generally speaking, it costs more to raise a puppy, or care for a large dog or an older dog. Family members. The other members of your family need to be considered when you choose a pet. Kids are a major consideration. Sometimes people want to get small dogs or puppies for their kids, believing that small dogs are easier to manage and that puppies and kids can "grow up together". Actually, small dogs and puppies are more fragile and young children's lack of coordination can injure them. Small dogs are also not necessarily easier to handle than large breeds - many small breeds are extremely high-energy! Larger, sturdier, and calmer adult dogs are often a Household pets. Lots of people have happy and successful multi-pet households. This is not always the case, though; older pets may not enjoy a young puppy bouncing into their lives, and dominant dogs may not accept any other dog at all. Some dogs are not friendly towards other species like cats, and likewise, some cats do not appreciate the companionship of a dog. Where you live. An apartment building with many residents in close quarters, for example, is suitable for smaller and quiet dogs but isn't the best choice if you're planning to adopt a high-strung dog. A house with a securely fenced yard is ideal. early age. Allowed outside alone. Adopting a Cat? cats often get lost or hurt and 1.Like dogs, cats need to be fed sometimes get killed. good, nutritious food regularly, at 5.Unlike most dogs, cats do NOT least once a day. need to be bathed. A healthy cat 2.Cats also need plenty of cool, keeps himself clean and well clean, fresh water. Adult cats do groomed. NOT need milk, which might 6.Make sure your cat gets good make them fat and give them diveterinary care, including all necarrhea. essary examinations and shots. 3.Do NOT automatically have 7.Have your cat spayed or your cat declawed. Declawing neutered by a veterinarian or at has been compared to removing the ASPCA once the animal your fingernails. To prevent your reaches maturity (usually after six cat from scratching or tearing or seven months of age). Your cat your furniture, trim his claws regu- will enjoy a longer, healthier life, larly and provide him with a small there'll be fewer strays on the rug or scratching post. Verbal streets and you'll be spared the scolding can also work wonders. hassles of a cat in heat. 4.Unlike dogs, cats do NOT need 8.Give your cat plenty of love and to go outside. Cats are almost alaffection. Though cats are more ways naturally housebroken and independent than dogs, they will use a litter box even at an thrive on your companionship
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Pets that need re-homing This is 1 of 4 puppies that were found on the 13th November and were only 1 day old. There are two boys and two girls. They are German Shepherd pups and are in good health. call: 659 274 573.
2 beautiful white cats now 8 months old and in need of new homes. They are a boy and girl and both are vaccinated and neutered. They are good around dogs, very friendly and litter trained. Call: 646 645 035.
Albie was born on or around 14th July. He was left in a card board box. He is vaccinated and has been living happily with other dogs and cats. Due to his colour, cannot spend long in the sun. Call: 659 274 573
BABUSKA was born in Jan 2007 and came into the Cattery on 17th June 2010. She is a beautiful toroishell cat, which means she is very homey and loving. Call 616 210 850
Chance is 3 and a half years old, he was found as a tiny puppy with a huge wound to his neck, his wound was so severe that we did not think he would survive. He is chipped, vaccinated and castrated. Call 616 210 850
Filippe is approx 2yrs old, castrated, fully vaccined. He is a little timid at first but soon comes out of his shell and loves to play with other dogs. He is a sweet gentle soul. For more information call: 693 100 712.
Honey is 1 of 2 beautiful puppies that were thrown in one of the green Basura bins, thankfully their cries were heard and were rescued. She is about 8 weeks old and in good health. Call: 654 027 748.
Hudson is a beautiful German Shepherd X who just wants to do is be by someone’s side. He walks well on a lead, and is learning that there is more to life than food! He will be a loyal and faithful dog for someone willing to give him a loving home. Call 616 210 850
Misty is about 7 years old. She is a Husky cross and has a very gentle nature. She is house trained and obedient. She is used to being left in the house on her own for extended periods. Misty is friendly with everyone that she meets. Call: 679 631 458
This is Bella, she was born May 2011, she is a friendly girl who has been in foster care her whole life, she really needs a new home to call her own . She enjoys playing with other dogs and is vaccinated. Call: 679 631 458.
This Boxer cross pups that is now about 11 weeks old and was living on a piece of land near a busy road/ home was found. 3 of the pups still need homes Call: 658 087 966
Freya is a terrier type, about 5 months old and very sweet. She was abandoned and kicked out into the road by some idiot, thankfully a kind Spanish man rescued her and brought her to us. Call: 659 274 573.
Ghengis, is a 3 year old Boxer and is vaccinated. He was living on a piece of land by himself with only a lady going down every day to walk him. He is a friendly dog and deserves a loving new home. Call: 659 274 573.
Guapa was brought to us today when someone found her wandering around on La Marina Urb. She is a 4 kilo Griffon Terrier cross, approx 3 years old, good with other dogs, very friendly and house-trained. Call: 654 027 748.
Katie is a 12 month old Lurcher cross.. After lots of care and love from the people at the kennels she has started to come out of her shell and would make a great pet, Katie is great with other, vaccinated and spayed. Call: 680 285 027.
Kia who was found in an abandoned building after she was hit by a car and crawled away, her front leg was broken at the joint and has healed by itself. Kia is very affectionate and gets on well with other dogs. She is probably a Belgian shepherd cross about one and a half years. Call: 659 274 573
Millie is a 2 yr old English Staffie cross and has been in foster care for over a year now, she is vaccinated, spayed and house trained. She is great with other dogs and loves children. Call: 654 027 748.
AUREA was born in Jan 2009. She was found with her sister, who has be re-homed, on March 2010 She is a long hair Persian cat a little bit shy, but would improve in a loving home. Call: 630 422 563
if you are interested in adopting a dog or cat you can contact Yvonne at Pets In Spain at info@petsinspain.info or visit their website www.petsinspain.info. Or you can contact Natasha at APAH on 616 210 850.
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Volkswagens New Car: VW UP! A city car for many of the world's countries. A car with charisma and great potential. The new Volkswagen officially launches this month (December) in Germany with successive steps to the rest of Europe in the following months, prices starting at around 9,850â‚Ź.
There will be 3 impressive equipment versions and 2 exclusive models. Three equipment versions are offered for different budgets and needs: Take up! is the entry-level version. Move up! the convenience-oriented model High up! is the top version.
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The entirely new VW up! will be the World's first small car with City Emergency Braking, which automatically brakes the car over a speed range from 5 to 30 kmh, when traffic gets tight.
Another entirely new feature appearing for the first time in a Volkswagen is the maps+more system which is a portable touchscreen module. It contains a navigation system, hands free telephone unit, display of factual information related to the vehicle and a media player. In addition, it will now be possible to use apps to tailor maps+more to a driver's highly individualised personal requirements profile. maps+more is snapped into place above the centre console where it interfaces with the electronics network of the up!. In the economically priced up!, a system was developed for organising the areas of navigation, telephone, information and entertainment that is just as economical. The portable device was also designed so that it could be brought up to the latest software levels via a simple update. In cooperation with Navigon, one of the world's leading suppliers of portable navigation systems, the special solution maps+more was created; it is tailored to the Volkswagen up! and is affordable for all buyers.
The up! demonstrates that small cars can exhibit very good passive safety characteristics. In this Volkswagen, not only are the passengers themselves optimally protected, but so too are other traffic participants. The keyword here is pedestrian protection. In this area, the up! rises to the challenge with such features as its new, compact threecylinder engines, directly screw-mounted ancillary engine components and the very compact gearboxes. Thanks to the suspended layout of the gearbox mounts next to the side members, it was possible to mount the battery in a very low location - and this low mounting point is essential for good pedestrian protection. Overall, the deformation space between the bonnet and engine block helps to minimise the risk of injury to pedestrians. The hinges of the bonnet were also further optimised for this purpose.
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They’ve Got An App For That! This Christmas more and more of us will have received smart phones; the number of smart phone users has increased by 80 per cent over the past year and with the falling prices of this type of technology more and more of us are receiving one as a Christmas gift. What do I mean by smart phones? Well I am talking about phones that allow you to send emails, browse the Internet, take pictures, listen to music, and navigate using built in GPS, they have the ability to extend their functionality through the use of “apps” – oh and they can also be used to make and receive telephone calls! It’s the use of apps that we are going to focus on this month and in particular the use of apps to help us get or stay fit – given that it’s the New Year! Those of you that know me will also know that I am not exactly the sporty type, too many days sitting in front of a computer screen and a keen adversity of anything healthy has put paid to the “racing snake” figure that Mr Wogan so often uses to describe himself. However, recently my lovely wife and I bought some splendid bikes from the nice people at Cycological
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automatically plots a map of the route you have taken so that it can be displayed, map style, when you have finished your route. RunKeeper also allows you to select a playlist of songs so that you can have your favourite music blasting away whilst you are “enjoying” the exercise. Once completed your phone automatically uploads the pitiful (well it was in my case) attempt at exercise to your online RunKeeper profile, plotting a map of the route together with pace, speed and elevation information. RunKeeper is designed to track a variety of activities not just Cycling, it can track Running, Hiking and even downhill skiing but I don’t think there will be many doing that around here! All in all it’s a great way of making exercise fun, allowing you to track your progress and to encourage you to improve each time out, you can get hold of the app for free by going to http://tinyurl.com/cwjfxt5 or searching on your smart phones store, it’s available on iPhones, Android or Windows 7 devices.
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You’ve got Dear Kirkcaldy High School , God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the Raith home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to f**k off. Thank you for that wonderful opportunity. God bless you all. Sincerely, Isa.
Two sheep were standing in a field , One went “Baaaaa”. The other went “Damn ! I was going to say that “. om a ail today fr Got an e-m 43, housewife, bored local me hot so r g fo in k o lo s a w who ironsent her my action! So I zy keep the la ing. That'll . woman busy I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
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I've been charge d with murder for killin g a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only int ended to rough him up a b it. 2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
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to be joking Cinders caught on the op CINDERELLA is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother". The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
The tooth (and truth) hurts… Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well… My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my grammar school class some 40-odd years ago. could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. after he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan park grammar school . 'Yes, yes I did. i'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride. When did you leave to go to university?' I asked In 1965,’’ he answered, ‘’ why do you ask?’’ 'You were in my class!' I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat-arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked:. ‘’What did you teach?’’
returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man. Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered.......... "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
Vaseline anyone? A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
A cop pulls over a card for speeding. As he's writing out the man's ticket, the cop notices a penguin in the passenger seat. He pauses, looks over at the driver, and asks him, "Excuse me, but is that a real penguin?" The driver responds, "Why yes it is; it's pretty cool you noticed." "Well, I know it's none of my business, but why not take it to the zoo?", the cop asks. The driver answers, "Hey, yeah! That's a great idea! Thank you, Officer." At which point, the cop finishes writing up the man's ticket and wishes him a nice day and a good luck. A week later, the same cop pulls over the same driver. Before he even has a chance to start writing out the ticket, he notices a penguin in the passenger seat. He turns to the driver and asks, "Umm, sir. Tell me, is that the same penguin as last time?" The driver responds, "Oh, hey, it's you! Yeah, it is, why?" "Well", the cop began, "weren't you going to take it to the zoo?" So the driver answers, "Yeah, we had a great time! And now we're on our way to an ice hockey game."
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Thinking caps on for this one! Answers in next month’s edition. Across 1 Which small marine fish of the herring family, is widely caught for food and fish products? (5) 4 What was the surname of the female star of the Hope/Crosby ‘Road’ films? (6) 9 What phrase describes a look that is superstitiously believed to have the power of inflicting harm? (4,3) 10 What is an affectionate name for Father Christmas? (5) 11 Which wild cat with yellowish-brown fur has a short tail, and tufted ears? (4) 12 What was the surname of writers Nancy and Jessica and their sisters Unity and Diana? (7) 13 What is the international code signal of extreme distress? (3) 14 Which word of French origin means elegant and stylish? (4) 16 Which rod or spindle passes through the centre of a wheel or group of wheels? (4) 18 What title is given to a university teacher, especially a senior member of a college at Oxford or Cambridge? (3)
20 Which writer created the character Winnie the Pooh for his son Christopher Robin? (1,1,5) 21 Which coin is equal to 100th of a dollar? (4) 24 Which city in Belgium is the capital of the province of East Flanders? (5) 25 What is the name of the small egg-shaped ceramic or metal wind instrument with holes for the fingers? (7) 26 In the Roman Catholic Church, what is the name of the important and traditional devotion consisting of a set of prayer beads and a system of set prayers? (6) 27 What was the first name of the son of the motor manufacturer Henry Ford? (5) Down 1 What was the forename of Ms Gibbons, the author of Cold Comfort Farm? (6) 2 What name is given to the period during which a monarch is sovereign? (5) 3 What was the name of the rock band formed in Belfast in April 1964, most prominently known for the hit singles Baby Please Don’t Go and Here Comes the Night and also for launching singer Van Morrison’s musical career? (4) 5 What is an alternative name for the German shepherd dog? (8) 6 What phrase is used to describe an act that unintentionally harms one’s own interests? (3,4) 7 Which African country’s capital is Kigali? (6) 8 What name is given to the long, sturdy pieces of squared timber or metal spanning an opening or part of a building? (5) 13 What name is given to an artist who creates sculptures? (8) 15 What is the nickname of West Ham F C? (7) 17 Which heavily built omnivorous nocturnal mammal of the weasel family, typically has a grey and black coat? (6) 18 What was the surname of the writer best remembered for his novel about Robinson Crusoe? (5) 19 Which Christian missionary was also known as Saul of Tarsus or the Apostle of the Gentiles? (2,4) 22 What title is usually given to the rulers of Kuwait? (5) 23 What was the nickname of baseball star George Herman Ruth? (4)
Solutions to last months crossword Across: 1 Sodom, 4 Spasms, 9 Lucille, 10 Omaha, 11 Mess, 12 Astaire, 13 Pus, 14 Sloe, 16 Toga, 18 Dye, 20 Recycle, 21 Oboe, 24 Kirov, 25 Cyanide, 26 Steele, 27 Euros.
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Aries 21 March - 19 April This month during horoscopes 2012, you seek the meaning of life and may find yourself being a bit of a philosopher. You look at the world with more meaning. Understanding the world from inner levels is a focus this month. You will discover that until now, you have focused on the outer side of the world. You will seek and discover knowledge this month as your interests lead you to new music, different beliefs, self-foreign cultures and the big picture. Keep your interests up and plan a trip to London if the budget allows it.
Taurus 20 April - 20 May January finds the Taurus ready to fight for power and success. However, you may find that during this horoscopes 2012 month, others are reluctant in your efforts. This may be the time to become have authorities become involved, rather than challenge anyone. Your strength is naturally to defend, but, you must make certain to make no mistakes.
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Because of the Libran pause this month, the Gemini feels disconnected from everything. You will find that you are off, your soul feels detached, your personality not quite you, people are more distant and the earth just feels like a different place. Don’t fear! This occurrence is natural this time of year. Keep everything in balance. Everything must be proportioned. Awareness is coming. Keep on tract, distribution of grace is happening during this time of horoscopes 2012.
During horoscope year of January it is important for the Crab to keep important files and information safe and monitored. This is due to Mercury retro which may create chaos and disorder. During the retro, do not try to learn anything new, especially at work. Anything you try to learn, you will neither retain nor understand. Physical exercise is the best endeavor. Enjoy small walks!
During this month of horoscopes 2012 the Leo will experience expansion artistically and creatively. You will find that there is something that needs to be updated, anyway. This is a month that whether you are looking forward to it or not you will likely be invited to parties and to celebrate festive occasions with others that enjoy your company. This is a month that you will reminisce on childhood memories. You will also reach a greater forgiveness and understanding.
Virgo 23 August - 22 September On the 6th, listen to your partner, you may find that during this horoscope 2012 month he/she will have some very good ideas for you. On the 10th, look out for unconscious motivations of others. On the 13th don’t believe everything that you hear on the work front. On the 25th look within and avoid logical decisions.
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Libra 23 September - 23 October
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Scorpio 24 October - 21 November
This month during horoscopes 2012 you will find that your communication with family members and others will be easy, quick and short. You will enjoy taking in bits of information from here, there and everywhere and then be quickly on your way. This applies to other areas of your life as well, such as learning. The Libra learns fast, is capable of taking in loads of information and then discovering more. With Mercury retro, you must be aware that communication and computers fall by the wayside. Do not take it personally. Everything is tired during this time. Horoscope 2012 predicts that January is a great month for the Scorpion to entertain and to plan holiday parties. Also a month to organize group activities and then to relax with friends. Affection and love flow this month leaving the Scorpion secure with themselves. Intimate relationships take on a friendly air. This is needed because with friendship stability occurs. Make an extra effort to make this happen.
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The horoscope year starts with new beginnings in the horizon. And, these beginnings are simply in the horizon because of the Mercury retro. Being aware of this you take time to care for your appearance and to make good impressions. Your awareness of yourself and your personality is rearranged and you may find that you have somewhat of an identity crisis. This will pass. You are changing within and by becoming someone new, the old you goes into shock. Take the time that you need.
Capricorn 22 December - 19 January
There is so much occurring where no one can see it during this month of horoscopes 2012. This is to your advantage as you can do much more than what others would expect. You see potential and inner realities that no one else does. You will recognize what must be done to make important personal changes. Issues that arise, such as sad and distant memories from the past will be taken care of by your soul. These emotions will pass.
Aquarius 20 January - 18 February Horoscopes 2012 starts the year with importance in friendships and being involved in groups. You will discover something intelligent presents itself and you are able to express your feelings and interests. Ideas, which are typically uncharacteristic of you challenge others. However, you will find that during the month of January horoscope 2012 finds that they will be easily accepted. Be a leader and not a follower.
Pisces 19 February - 20 March Pisces’ find that work during this month of horoscopes 2012 is overwhelming as ever. This is the time to ask your guardian angles for help by asking them to help you to make a list of work that needs to be done. You will find that you receive praise this month. Take the time this month to reexamine your professional goals. You may find that you have been thinking of changing them.
Seeing the light A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light
goes Off.' 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the loo and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?' “Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again.'
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Ref. 91, This lovely one bedroom apartment is on the fifth (top) floor of block one of the Miramar development - but don't worry about climbing the stairs, as there is a lift! A parking space is included in the key operated underground garage. €450PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 112, Spacious 3 bedroom detached villa with its private pool is located on the El Raso urbanisation near Guardamar. Convenient for all amenities, shops, supermarket, restaurants and bars. Short term only. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 63, Two bedroom 1st floor apartment situated in Monino Blanco. The property overlooks a superb communal pool area, in within walking distance of bars, restaurants and shops. Short or long term rental available. €P.O.A Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 155, Luxurious Three Bedroom Villa With Private Pool, in Quesada Close to shops and restaurants within a five minute drive, and Guadamar Beach is within a ten minute drive. Long term or Short term available. €795PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 709, A lovely 1 bedroom apartment in Aguas Nuevas, within a 5 minute walk of the beach. There is a terrace outside with views to the sea. Short or long term rental available. €300PCM Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 708, A lovely two bedroom, one
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Ref: 521, €105,000. This comfortable bungalow is located in San Luis with a new roof and solarium tiles. It is close to supermarkets, bars, restaurants and is on the local bus route. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 520, €85,000. Two bedroom apartment in Dream Hills, with a fully equipped kitchen, large lounge, glazed-in terrace and a large solarium. This property comes with a large communal swimming pool. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 516, €39,999. Studio apartment in San Luis, close to amenities. Open plan fully equipped kitchen. Good sized lounge, bedroom and out onto balcony which has been glazed to create another room. Call: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: 510, €79,999. Bungalow located in San Luis. It is close to the supermarkets, bars and restaurants and is on the local bus route. An Opel Corsa car is included in this sale. mCall: 965 707 188 or 626 397 397 Ref: KP3100, €198,000. Three bedroom, two bathroom detached villa, located in San Luis, on a 450sqm plot,
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