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The first time I hiked through Deep Creek in Riverside State Park, I felt like I was walking on Mars. If it wasn’t for all the fresh air, blue sky and trees hanging haplessly on crumbling rock faces, I would’ve sworn I was off-planet. But no, Deep Creek is very much of this planet. Or, I should say, it’s very much of this planet circa 16 million years ago. As Tim Connor describes in this week’s cover — BENEATH OUR FEET — the billowing cliffs of “pillow” basalt and colorful palagonite is a snapshot of something that happened 16 million years ago, when hot, flowing lava encountered water and, in a violent frenzy of steam, transformed into rich yellow, orange and even bluish colors. Then it all froze, forever. In fact, over that incomprehensible stretch of time, the whole scene was buried. The only reason we get to see it is, about 20,000 years ago, an ice dam in Montana broke and 60-foot-tall waves raced through the Spokane area at 65 mph, tearing away at the Earth to reveal the earthly wonder all over again. And confuse us into thinking we’ve transported across space to another planet, when in fact we’ve only traveled through time.

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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ROCK?

CAMERON MONROE

Sandstone.

Sandstone?

I’m an archaeologist and I’ve always liked pyramids.

So that’s what pyramids are made from.

SARA FOSS Labradorite.

Is that a rock?

It’s my favorite crystal. I think it’s really beautiful with a lot of calming, blue colors.

Favorite natural attraction?

I really love the ocean. Any large body of water. I’m a diver. I go to Roatán a lot.

MICAH DAVIES

Turquoise. It’s my birthstone and I think it’s a pretty color.

OK. What first: rock, paper or scissors? Scissors.

NOAH DAVIES

Turquoise.

Oh, do you know Micah? He’s my brother.

What’s your favorite natural attraction? The forest. Any forest.

TOM WALTH

The Rock of Gibraltar, the entrance to the Mediterranean.

Good one. Favorite earthly wonder? The tides of the Bay of Fundy.

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in an instant, provide me with infinite photos, videos, and stories about cats. (Or that I would become a dog person.)

My original plan for this column was to end on a few encouraging notes about testing out technology with an eye on ethics, with the punchline of letting ChatGPT write that paragraph.

But it didn’t feel quite right. All it would reveal is that I have nothing novel to say about how to approach the risks and possibilities of a new technology.

I realized I didn’t write this column to come up with those answers. I wrote it because I wanted to think about that space between 1996 and 2023, between the world when I was 10 and the world I live in now.

When I was a kid, I woke up every morning hoping it was the day the aliens landed. I wanted the world to change dramatically, like it did in the novels I loved. I wanted to live in a time that looked like nothing I could imagine.

And it turns out I do. We all do. Probably every human ever has stepped back at some point in their life and shook their head in awe over the gulf between what they imagined and what came to be. Maybe it’s happening faster now. Maybe it just feels that way.

So I think this column is a confession that I get a thrill out of uncertainty. I have absolutely no idea what’s going to happen in the future, with AI or anything. Even the people with way more of a clue than me can’t ultimately know. But isn’t that a cool thing about humanity? We keep on plunging forward into the dark, hoping we manage not to screw up too badly, this time.

Wherever we end up, it’s going to be messy and weird and completely amazing in some ways and completely terrible in others—that, at least, we can count on. I hope to be pleasantly surprised. (And I’m still waiting on the aliens.) n

Tara Roberts is a writer and educator who lives in Moscow with her husband, sons and poodle. Her novel Wild and Distant Seas is forthcoming from Norton in 2024. Follow her on Twitter @tarabethidaho.

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SHELTER SKELTER

The city of Spokane’s homeless shelter system is teetering on the edge of financial collapse

When the Spokane City Council passed the 2023 budget in late December, its members thought they’d found the money to pay the steep costs of operating the Cannon Street and Trent Avenue homeless shelters. It was only a patchwork fix, they knew, but they hoped it would be enough to get the city’s shelter system through at least another year.

They only had to wait three days to learn how wrong they’d been. That’s when Mayor Nadine Woodward’s administration told them just how much the new operator and higher-than-expected attendance at the shelters were costing the city.

“We are scrambling to find the loose change underneath the couch cushions to get us through 2023,” says Matthew Boston, the council’s budget director.

It’s not like nobody knew there was a budget crisis waiting to happen. In a September interview, City Council member Michael Cathcart noted that the projected costs for the Trent shelter had already doubled from what council originally was told.

“I cannot in good conscience vote to put us in an unsustainable position,” Cathcart said then. “We have no ability to pay for these costs going forward. None.”

But the crisis turned out to be worse than even he anticipated.

Today, the costs have effectively doubled again, with the operational costs of the Trent shelter exceeding $13 million a year. Even now, Council member Betsy Wilkerson says, the city is a month or two behind on paying the shelters’ operator, the Salvation Army.

Cannon Street is only funded through May. After that, the city is considering closing it — at least temporarily — and moving its 70 to 80 shelter residents to Trent. That would bring the Trent shelter close to its maximum capacity of 350 — hitting the ceiling of its winter surge in April.

And yet those cuts alone aren’t nearly enough. A memo the Woodward administration sent to the council last week concluded that even if they close Cannon and get $100,000 more from the state, they’re still about $3.9 million short of continuing to fund the rest of the shelter system this year.

Next year? They’re more than $10 million short.

The shelter system is in danger of collapse. Spokane’s city-funded shelters had been built on the shaky foundation of shifting sand — temporary state and federal COVID grant dollars — and the tide is coming in.

“At this point, I don’t know how we’re going to do it, without going back to the well and making some cuts elsewhere,” says Wilkerson.

And yet this is an election year, a time when politicians are often wary of considering — or even discussing — something as politically fraught as budget cuts.

THE PRICEY OPERATOR FACTOR

So what went wrong? First of all, there was the whole embezzlement thing.

Both shelters had been run by the Guardians Foundation, a controversial but low-cost operator. But after the foundation said in September that its financial officer

stole over $100,000 from the nonprofit, the city found financial discrepancies stretching back 18 months.

The Guardians were given the boot, and in came the Salvation Army, which had previously been passed over because its bid was much more expensive.

“They provide benefits and some other things that potentially the Guardians did not,” says Eric Finch, the city’s chief innovation and technology officer. For instance, the Salvation Army upgraded the meal quality, but that made food costs more expensive.

Wilkerson says that almost a quarter of the Salvation Army’s costs are administrative.

“That’s an ‘ouch,’” Wilkerson says. “The administration was supposed to try to negotiate that down. That didn’t happen.”

The Salvation Army turned down multiple requests to comment for this article and instead referred questions to Brian Coddington, Woodward’s spokesman. (Salvation Army leaders did, however, attend Woodward’s re-election fundraiser Saturday in full regalia.)

THE BAD PLUMBING FACTOR

At the same time, however, the Trent building lacked basic shelter features, like kitchens, showers, bathrooms, washers, dryers, showers — and even sinks. That not only made the Trent shelter a more miserable place to stay — it made it more expensive, too. The shelter’s portable sinks, outhouses and disposal of dirty water cost at least $90,000 a month, Finch says — over $1 million a year.

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The City Council knew the building was inadequate when the shelter was launched — but the city didn’t have enough money on hand to pay for the upgrades. So like a person living paycheck to paycheck, the city’s inability to afford a fix will end up costing it more long term.

“We just have to bite the bullet, get the improvements done,” Finch says.

THE BAD BUDGET FACTOR

According to the city’s former chief financial officer, Gavin Cooley, the city broke a fundamental rule of budgeting.

“Don’t use one-time dollars for ongoing expenditures,” Cooley says. “It was always an easy budget principle for me to discuss with the general public, because everybody understands.”

He says the city’s current CFO, Tonya Wallace, has been generally worried about that one, too.

Homelessness services funding, Finch says, is a complicated tangle of 22 different interconnected sources, each with its own catches and caveats. During COVID, the amount of available state and federal funding went up from about $20 million to about $60 million, he says. As that dwindles, simply keeping the status quo would cost the city a fortune.

To a certain extent, shelter funding has always been built on the unstable ground of grant funding — but never at this level. City Council President Breean Beggs says local spending on homelessness is “maybe 10 times more than in 2016.”

“It’s huge,” Beggs says. “We’re not set up for that.” But the mayor and council largely agree that the

homelessness crisis had grown to a point where they had little choice but to break the budget rules in a big way.

On any given night, there are 300 people staying at the Trent shelter. “Would the better option be to let them be on the street?” says Woodward. “I don’t think so.”

THE HOMELESSNESS SURGE FACTOR

Last fall, however, the city wasn’t planning on 300 guests at Trent.

At the time, the city assumed that only 150 beds, plus room for the occasional surge, would be needed at the Trent shelter — which seemed overly optimistic. All city officials had to do was count the number of people living in Camp Hope, which had over 600 at its peak.

Obviously, homelessness itself isn’t new. Previous mayoral elections have turned on such issues as policing, utility rates, a downtown parking garage or alleyway garbage truck pickups. But until Woodward ran in 2019, never homelessness.

To a certain extent, Cooley says, homelessness has increased, not in spite of Spokane’s successes, but because of them. Ironically, he says, cities with high poverty rates often have lower rates of homelessness. It’s when the surge of those who want to live in your city overwhelms the amount of housing you have available that you get a huge spike in homelessness.

“A city our size shouldn’t have to operate this many overnight shelter beds,” Beggs says. “We have too many, but we don’t have enough.”

That’s because Spokane doesn’t have nearly enough housing. In other words, the biggest costs can be traced back to decisions that city leaders made years — even decades — ago.

A PLAN, OF SORTS

“It is perilous,” Beggs says, but there is a way forward, at least for now.

He says the Legislature has given the city the temporary ability to use criminal justice sales tax funds and real-estate excise tax funds from property sales. That could help pay for the Trent shelter, but at the cost of other potential projects, like street upgrades.

After Cannon closes, Beggs says, it could be reopened as a medical shelter, funded with Medicaid dollars, serving those with serious physical or mental health conditions.

While the city is in talks with the county and other local governments about a regional approach to homelessness, county Commissioner Josh Kerns says there are no current discussions about the county contributing additional funding for shelter.

Like the council, Woodward says the city needs to look to the Legislature for additional help.

“Cities have said, across the state, that they cannot continue to fund these challenges on their own,” Woodward says.

Lisa Brown, Woodward’s main opponent in this year’s mayor’s race, criticizes the city administration and Spokane County for passing up what she sees as major opportunities to apply for additional grant funding from the state.

Both candidates, however, hope that by investing more in transitional and affordable housing — which is generally cheaper than shelter funding — they’ll chip away at the number of people who need shelter to begin with.

“I just don’t think we need to continue to create these

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kinds of beds,” Woodward says. “We need to focus now on the housing part.”

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BUDGET CUTS

Woodward says the City Council has failed to decide how it’s going to fund the Trent shelter moving forward.

“We asked them to make a decision on multiple occasions, and there just wasn’t any movement there,” she says.

But despite making homelessness her central reason for running for mayor in 2019, Woodward has declined to take a stand on several key questions herself, including what should happen with the Cannon shelter.

Shelter funding, to be clear, is just one piece of a budget forecast littered with land mines and time bombs. The city has signed labor contracts that include big salary increases that will impact its budgets for years. The growth of sales tax revenue has slowed.

That’s exactly why City Council members were anticipating a planned four-hour budget meeting last week with the mayor and her staff — to start having those tough conversations.

But the day before the big meeting, Woodward pulled out.

“My understanding is that the mayor’s office didn’t want to talk about either revenue enhancements or cost cuts,” Beggs says.

While Woodward claims she pulled out to give the council time to “digest” the latest shelter cost projections, she acknowledges that she won’t listen to talk of cutting the city budget.

“I made it very clear with many members of council that that’s not a conversation that I wanted to have,” Woodward says. “You start talking cuts within the organization, what do you think that does to the morale of the employees?”

But the longer the city waits, counters the more fiscally conservative Cathcart, the uglier any necessary cuts will be.

“We can’t spend our way out of this crisis,” Cathcart says. n danielw@inlander.com

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Meter Fever

The future of downtown Spokane’s parking: more meters

The meter vs. kiosk debate is over — the meters won.

Last week, the Spokane City Council approved a $1.8 million contract to buy 880 single-space and 205 dual-space parking meters. The new meters will be used for the third phase of Spokane’s parking enhancement project working to overhaul the city’s outdated parking system.

Luis Garcia, Spokane’s director of code enforcement and parking services, says the city initially planned to have a large number of parking kiosks — which operate on a pay-by-plate system and cover multiple parking spaces in a given area — in the downtown core. An August 2021 resolution to replace downtown Spokane’s parking meters with kiosks touted the former for reducing visual clutter, maintenance and labor costs.

The resolution was eventually tabled after city staff expressed concern about the cost of parking kiosks. Further proposals to add kiosks to parts of downtown were eventually dropped after city staffers suggested kiosks might make it difficult to reserve parking spaces, which is primarily done by business owners. With meters, a simple placard lets drivers know the spot is offlimits for the day.

Outside downtown, Garcia says the city still plans to use kiosks on the north side of the river and in the hospital district, where reservations aren’t as common.

Garcia says the city stands to save at least $500,000 by buying new meters instead of kiosks. The new meters — purchased with loans from the Spokane Investment Pool, a fund the city uses to manage its cash reserves, and repaid with parking revenue — will replace the aging, coin-

operated meters from the ’90s that still operate in parts of the city.

Last summer and fall, the city put $3.9 million toward replacing many of these ’90s meters in the downtown core with single- and doublespaced meters from MacKay Meters. There are still a number of older meters on the downtown periphery that need replacing. The new meters the city is buying will go in place of the ’90s meters or in spots currently missing meters.

Despite recent updates, City Council member Lori Kinnear, who sits on the city’s Parking Advisory Board, thinks efforts to update the city’s parking system are still “woefully behind.”

“It should be uniform, but we’re not there yet,” Kinnear says of the city’s meter system.

Some of the blame falls on the pandemic, Kinnear says. Revenue from parking meters declined to $1.9 million in 2020 — a 44 percent decline from the previous year. Revenue has since rebounded, but is still lower than it was in 2019.

In October last year, the city fully transitioned to the ParkMobile app for mobile payments at the new meters. The goal is to streamline payments on a single system and make things less confusing.

Kinnear is skeptical of the “reducing confusion” part of the plan. She recalls watching a young guy in his 30s — who presumably understood smartphones — standing at a meter for more than five minutes while trying to figure out how the mobile app works.

“I thought OK, this is not a friendly app,” Kinnear says. n nates@inlander.com

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The Chief Problem

Spokane’s police chief faces calls to resign. Plus, abusive prison guards face harsher penalties, and Idaho joins the book-banning club.

Reports of “special access” between Spokane Police Chief Craig Meidl and a group of commercial property owners have drawn polarized reactions. While a number of community organizations say Meidl should resign, Spokane’s mayor and other conservatives say they support him. Twenty-one community organizations — including Spokane Community Against Racism and the Spokane NAACP — signed a petition last week calling for Meidl’s resignation, arguing that he used “his office unethically to provide direction and material support to those he considers his political allies.” On the other side, more than 1,000 people signed a counter-petition denouncing “anti-police” groups and proclaiming their support for the chief. Mayor Nadine Woodward, however, said last week that Meidl was simply collaborating with downtown business owners to improve public safety, which she appreciates. Lori Kinnear and other progressive City Council members have criticized Meidl’s relationship with the business owners but stopped short of calling for a resignation. For his part, Meidl says he won’t resign. (NATE SANFORD)

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GUARDS BEHIND BARS

Jail and prison guards who abuse their power over inmates will face more time behind bars themselves thanks to a new law introduced by Washington state Sen. Mike Padden, R-Spokane Valley, and unanimously passed by the Legislature. Gov. Jay Inslee last week signed “Kimberly Bender’s law,” which increases the punishment for guards who have inappropriate sexual contact with the inmates they’re supervising. The law increases custodial sexual misconduct in the first and second degrees to a class B and class C felony respectively, with guards facing from six months in jail to more than nine years in prison depending on the severity of the crime. “Like all the other people we entrust to administer justice, corrections officers must be held to a high standard, especially considering the unique level of authority they have over people in custody,” Padden says. The law was inspired by a 23-year-old Quileute tribal member who died by suicide in her jail cell after officials said they couldn’t substantiate her claims against a guard who was later found guilty of sexual misconduct with four other women. (SAMANTHA

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In the age of smartphones and widespread internet pornography, Idaho lawmakers turned their concerns to what they saw as a truly pernicious source of “harmful and obscene material” for minors — libraries. The final bill, which passed with only Republican votes, bans libraries from allowing anyone under 18 from accessing books or pictures deemed to be “harmful to minors.” That includes anything “appealing to the prurient interests of minors.” It allows any minor — or minor’s parent — to bring forward a lawsuit to claim $2,500 from the school or library district to blame. The bill does, however, include exceptions for works with “serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value for minors.” Or as state Sen. Scott Herndon wrote on Twitter, “The Bible and Michelangelo are fine.” The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression in a statement said that while the bill contained more precise protections than similar bills across the country, libraries could “decide simply to remove books as a prophylactic measure.” For example: sex-ed books describing prophylactic measures. (DANIEL WALTERS)

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Fire Safety Reboot

Spokane restarts fire inspections to ensure apartments and commercial buildings are safe to live and work in

Trying to balance the budget nearly two decades ago, city leaders slashed Spokane’s fire prevention division by one-third, resulting in fewer inspectors to — among other things — regularly check that apartment buildings and commercial businesses have basic safety elements, from smoke detectors to adequate exits.

Between 2004 when the cuts were made and 2020, the need for inspections only grew, with the city adding 20 million square feet of new buildings and increasing commercial space by more than 22 percent, according to a report by Fire Marshal Lance Dahl, who became head of the fire prevention division in late 2020.

So in 2021, Dahl requested that the Spokane City Council increase fees for several types of annual fire permits to better line up with similarly sized cities such as Tacoma. With the higher fees approved and bringing in about $1.2 million more a year, Dahl hired five new inspectors in 2022 and restarted a program ensuring thousands of buildings are inspected every one to three years, as recommended by national fire standards.

Human Capitol

State budget proposals would boost state worker raises, care providers, special ed

Democratic budget writers in the Washington Legislature want to plow billions of new dollars into climate-change projects, K-12 schools, and substance-use and mental health programs, according to their budget proposals for the next two fiscal years.

But perhaps the most notable focus of the proposed two-year operating budgets released by House and Senate leaders in recent days: They put billions into raises for state employees and provide more money to pay workers like home care providers and employees of assisted living facilities, adult family homes and care facilities.

Since January, leaders in the Democratic-controlled Legislature have said a major focus of this year’s 105-day session is to address a labor market that was discombobulated by the pandemic and other societal shifts. The state has long been short of some workers, like staff for mental health facilities and, more recently, ferry workers and state troopers. Meanwhile, privately run facilities that are reimbursed by the state government — such as assisted living and skilled nursing facilities — have also struggled to find employees.

The House budget released Monday afternoon includes more than $2 billion for state worker raises and reimbursement-rate increases for private facilities, according to Rep. Timm Ormsby, D-Spokane and chief Democratic budget writer in the House.

“Washington state wants to be a model employer;

we want to be able to recruit and retain a qualified and skilled labor force,” Ormsby said.

The dollars for private facilities will benefit the physical care workers like home care providers who don’t earn as much as other health care workers, said Rep. Nicole Macri, D-Seattle.

A greater share of those workers tend to be women of color “who have been hit hard by the increased costs of living,” Macri said.

The proposed House budget would spend nearly $70 billion over the next two years, an increase from the $59 billion budget approved two years ago. Among other things, it would expand the number of K-12 schools providing free breakfast and put $172 million toward boosting special education in K-12 schools.

The House budget also makes room to make debt payments in the event the Legislature approves — and voters in November ratify — a $4 billion bond proposal put forward by Gov. Jay Inslee to fund construction of affordable housing.

Washington’s operating budget directs spending on a host of programs that impact the entire state. The blueprint pays for the prison and mental health systems, parks and public lands, wildfire response, schools, and economic assistance programs.

Similarly, the proposed Senate operating budget released last week puts nearly $2 billion into state employee raises and increases funding for care facilities.

That Senate proposal also boosts the special-education budget by a larger amount than the House plan, with an increase of $372 million for school districts across the state. It includes an additional $100 million to help schools provide transportation for students with special needs, those experiencing homelessness and foster children, according to Sen. Christine Rolfes, D-Bainbridge Island.

Both House and Senate spending plans would increase funding for child care programs and put more

The inspectors have already started making their way through the city’s 1,625 multifamily apartment buildings with five or more units, Dahl says. About 440 of those buildings have been inspected since October.

“We’re finding issues in about 80 percent of the buildings we’ve inspected,” Dahl says.

Some of the smaller issues include not having smoke and carbon monoxide detectors in both bedrooms and common areas, Dahl says. Other fixes include making sure that bicycles and other stored items don’t block emergency exits, that exit lighting is adequate, and that furnaces and laundry rooms are up to code.

The inspectors are also working through more than 8,700 commercial building spaces that need to be inspected at least once every three years, if not more regularly.

High-occupancy apartment buildings should be inspected annually, Dahl says, which can prevent horror stories experienced in some places where officials didn’t know buildings were being used the wrong way.

Dahl recalls the Ghost Ship fire in Oakland, Califor-

dollars into the Amend program being rolled out in some of Washington’s 12 prisons. That program seeks to reshape the culture through more humane treatment at corrections facilities. Researchers and corrections officials say the program can prepare incarcerated individuals to reenter society while also reducing the trauma and stress of corrections officers, who often encounter threats and violence while doing their jobs.

The legislative proposals come after Inslee in December released his own $70 billion spending plan. Now Democratic negotiators will sit down to hammer out a compromise among the three proposals by April 23, the scheduled end of the legislative session.

They’ll ink a final deal in an economy facing a set of unique crosswinds: the labor shortage, inflation and actions by the federal government to tame cost increases.

A recent state revenue forecast showed tax collections are currently steady but expected to begin to soften in the coming years.

“It’s an ambitious, solid budget, and people are nervous about the economy,” Rolfes, the chief Democratic Senate budget writer, said of the upper chamber’s proposal.

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nia, which killed 36 people attending a concert in a warehouse illegally converted into an artist collective and living space.

“I don’t want to see that in our community,” Dahl says. “We’ve already seen some of that.”

During his decade-plus in the fire prevention division, Dahl recalls learning about a facility that was leasing out storage units for people to live in, without appropriate bathrooms, heat or fire escapes. In another case, a church put a school in a building that wasn’t designed as an educational facility.

“When you use a building for a usage it wasn’t designed for, potentially you could put people at risk,” Dahl says. “If we aren’t out there doing these inspections, we can’t correct those things we don’t know about.”

Part of his motivation centers on the large number of colleges in the area, and the knowledge that many old homes have been converted into apartments, sometimes illegally.

“That’s the stuff I’m worried about catching over the next year,” Dahl says, “places that were converted without plan review or the proper permitting process to ensure that our kids have a safe place to live.” n

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“And the budget is setting aside the reserves to address that.”

In a statement last week, Senate Minority Leader John Braun, R-Centralia, praised the Democratic Senate proposal for its special-education funding boost.

“So many kids do not have advocates in their lives to monitor their progress and insist on proper planning and implementation of strategies to meet their needs,” Braun said in prepared remarks. “The tragedy of that is felt even more strongly among kids receiving special-education assistance. Among other enhancements for special education, this budget would provide money to ensure every child in Washington’s special-education programs would have an advocate. It could be a game-changer for many of our students.”

One area where Democrats will be negotiating among themselves for the final budget is how to spend new dollars coming in through Washington’s new carbon capand-invest program.

The governor and House and Senate lawmakers each have their own specific list of priorities for that money.

The House operating budget would allocate nearly $56 million to speed up permitting processes for clean energy projects and would put $47 million toward climate planning processes for local governments. It earmarks an additional $25 million to the Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program.

Other Climate Commitment Act dollars are included in the transportation and capital-construction budgets, according to House Majority Leader Joe Fitzgibbon, D-West Seattle. Lawmakers are also writing new, two-year versions of those statewide budgets.

Senate Democratic lawmakers use a bigger chunk of climate money in their operating budget proposal, which includes $225 million for projects to mitigate climate change impacts, $96 million for clean-energy projects, and $73 million for tribal governments and communities that experience greater environmental and health impacts. That proposal also would spend $151 million on utility and building assistance, and $131 million on carbon-reduction projects, and on job-skills training, among other things.

The governor’s proposed budget among other things put $154 million in climate dollars toward salmon recovery and protection, as well as $50 million to help tribes, including money for relocation assistance for tribes facing the most risk from climate-change impacts. n

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Your guide to the deep history of the Inland Northwest, through six earthly wonders

On a shelf behind me is a naturally laminated cobble about the size of a door knob. It’s a beauty, a sedimentary mudstone geologists call argillite, in which the “g” is pronounced as a “j.”

I plucked it from a pile of loose rocks along the Spokane River bank in late August. Among its layers is a swollen varve that brings to mind the Great Red Spot of Jupiter. It’s a rock that looks like it has stories to tell. And it does, on a timeline that connects to the very deep past, when multicellular life forms were just beginning to propagate.

At first glance, you wouldn’t think the Spokane area and the Inland Northwest offer a compelling geologic history. There is, to be sure, an oversupply of basalt — the gnarly, black lava rock that underlies and channels the thundering waters at Spokane’s signature falls. Yet compared to the Cascade volcanoes and Idaho’s Sawtooth peaks, it all seems rather subdued, a burlap expanse, rimmed with pines and sage, drifting off into the bare rolling hills and flatlands of the lower Columbia Basin.

But the boring surface is a disguise. The deeper truths are sometimes in plain sight, sometimes well hidden and, for the geologically curious, they’re fascinating. It’s always hard to choose, but here are a half-dozen of these places I love to visit, and the stories behind them.

DEEP CREEK RAVINE

The first thing to notice about Deep Creek is what a marvelously strange place it is. For starters, the ephemeral creek is minuscule in proportion to the dramatic gorge it passes through as it approaches the Spokane River 9 miles west of Spokane. Water has been in the Deep Creek drainage for millions of years. But the ravine’s grandeur and depth were naturally bulldozed by Ice Age floods inundating the Spokane area less than 20,000 years ago. Hiking south on the creek bed below the State Park Drive parking area (see below), you’re likely to notice unusual, obsidian-like pieces of glassy rock among crumbly, tan-colored knobs along the right bank. As you head downstream, look for a pair of ancient lava tubes, and then a massive cliff of “pillow” basalt and colorful palagonite — where the lava encountered an ancient lake or large stream and, in violent flashes of steam, was transformed into rich yellow, orange and even bluish colors. It’s a stunning display, created 16 million years ago when the Grande Ronde lava flow — the largest of the lava flows responsible for the Columbia River basalts — arrived in the Spokane area from vents well to the south.

As you walk the creek bed you’ll also notice quite a bit of rock that is not basalt, including large pieces of granite and chunks of metamorphic rock. It’s all part of the debris — plucked from mountains in Canada, Idaho and Montana — deposited in the creek bed by the great floods. After a half mile — be careful crossing remnant pools of water — you’ll see on the left bank a tall outcrop of whitish blue clay, streaked with orange stripes. This

is the so-called Latah Formation where, in relatively calm periods between the ancient lava flows, sediment slowly collected in still water bodies. It’s a good place to introduce children (and yourself) to fossil-hunting as the clay can easily be split horizontally, sometimes to reveal fossilized insects and leaves.

The towering basalt cliffs above Deep Creek are a destination spot for skilled rock climbers, so don’t be surprised if you hear voices echoing above you. If you hear a high-pitched, descending series of notes, you’re in the special company of one or more canyon wrens, an uncommon bird in the Spokane area.

Getting there: My favorite route to access the ravine is to drive west, cross the Spokane River at the Seven Mile Bridge, then go upgrade to State Park Drive, near the crest of the grade. Turn right there, and follow the dirt road to the parking area perched above the creek. (You’ll need a Discover Pass to park here.) Just to the south — to your left, as you face the creek — you’ll find a steep but manageable trail that takes you down to the creek bed. Once you reach the creek bed, turn right (north) and carefully work your way through a few narrow passages between basalt outcrops.

DISHMAN HILLS NATURAL AREA

There are two images from the Dishman Hills Natural Area that delight me. One is in plain sight. The other inflames my imagination.

I’ll start with what we can see just driving east through the din of the commercial sprawl along the Sprague Avenue couplet in Spokane Valley. What emerges into view is an unexpected green tongue of pines and ancient rock reaching right down to the road. It invites you into a completely different world — a stone’s throw from the urban expanse of car lots and traffic.

Such is the north gateway to the Dishman Hills Natural Area, which Spokane geologist Michael Hamilton aptly describes as “a jewel in the crown of Spokane’s open spaces.” The 3,200-acre natural area has its own advocacy and nonprofit management entity — the Dishman Hills Conservancy — to promote and protect the undeveloped green spaces extending southward to the Iller Creek Conservation Area on Tower Mountain’s eastern flanks.

The spectacular scene requiring my imagination would have come from a day 17,000 years ago that Hamilton — an emeritus conservancy board member — describes in one of his online geology tutorials: the day the massive Purcell Trench ice dam holding back glacial Lake Missoula suddenly gave way, releasing a 65 mph flood heading south over what is now the Rathdrum Prairie.

In the 1920s, the famed scabland geologist J Harlen Bretz coined the term “the Spokane Flood” to describe this very torrent. Bretz wasn’t yet sure of the cause or source of the epic flood, but he knew it had roared through Spokane before it branched out to carve a network of broad canyons and braided channels throughout the lower Columbia Basin.

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As Hamilton describes, the Dishman Hills absorbed a direct hit from the floods, and shunted the bulk of the inland tsunamis farther eastward into what is now the Spokane River gorge. The evidence from the exposed, weathered rock — much of which is well over a billion years old — is that the floodwaters also overflowed the crest of the ridge that separates the Spokane Valley from the Palouse at around 2,800 feet. The massive wave then thundered into the deep valley below and continued its liquid-riot journey, ultimately to the Pacific Ocean. Among the rocks that survived the floods are the very ancient Rocks of Sharon on the ridge just east of Tower Mountain. The highlight of the Rocks of Sharon is the aptly named Big Rock, which tops out at over 3,500 feet and is a prime destination for local rock climbers.

The view from the ridge near Big Rock is well worth the stout hike, as is the opportunity to imagine what it must have looked like when the Ice Age floods breached the crest of the surrounding hills.

Getting there: There are many entries to Dishman Hills, but the most stunning is from the south. From I-90, take the Thor/Freya streets exit and head south toward the Palouse Highway. Once on the Palouse Highway head past Valley Chapel Road toward Valleyford, and turn left on South Stevens Road. The Rocks of Sharon/Big Rock parking area is about 2 miles up the road.

ESCURE RANCH RECREATION AREA & FRENCHMAN COULEE

Not everybody would link these two sites (100 miles apart) into one story. But hear me out. It’s worth the trips.

Let’s start at the remote but publicly accessible Escure Ranch property along Rock Creek about 15 miles south of Rock Lake. To be sure, it’s out there a ways, in one of the most remote corners of the state. Escure is a former sheep ranch, turned recreation area, that’s now a favored hiking, horseback riding and camping venue far from urban anxieties and amenities.

There’s quite a lot to see at Escure Ranch, including the preserved ranch buildings, a bridge over the creek and a cinematic view of the Rock Creek valley south of the parking area. But it’s on a steep hillside a quarter mile north (upstream) of the parking area that you can find mounds of some most unusual rock, in colors of brick red, gray and dark blue. This is magmatic spatter—the remains of lava ejected high into the air, 15 million years ago from a vent that gave fiery birth to the Roza member of the Columbia River basalt flows. The vent is several miles long and, in its time, extended northward toward Ritzville, passing beneath what is now I-90 near the Tokio exit.

The Roza lava didn’t reach Spokane to the north, but to the west and southwest it reached present-day Pasco and The Dalles. The word “reach” doesn’t begin to convey what that would have looked like — a fiery, broiling, hissing brew of lava flowing steadily westward as far as any eye could see. Its most spectacular display, in present time, is at Frenchman Coulee on a high bench east of the Columbia River 7 miles north of where I-90 crosses the river at Vantage. It’s a stunning arc of enormous Roza basalt columns known widely as The Feathers. Of course, Frenchman Coulee

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The Rocks of Sharon survived the Ice Age Floods. Escure Ranch (above left) has mounds of unusual rock. Frenchman, too. TIM CONNOR PHOTOS

was excavated by Ice Age floodwaters millions of years after the Roza basalt was already in place. So what you’re seeing is a highly improbable, toothy jaw of surviving basalt — literally one column wide, and high enough to be extremely popular for rock climbers who flock to it, by the dozen, in decent weather.

Getting there: If you’re coming from Spokane, take I-90 west to Sprague and exit 245. It will link you to state Route 23, turn left and head south toward Sprague and St. John. After 8 miles, take Lamont Road on your right. Follow it through Lamont, to where the pavement becomes gravel, then turn left onto Revere Road, which climbs over Palouse uplands and then down to the Revere grain elevator. There, turn south onto Jordan-Knott Road, which crosses Rock Creek and, in 4 miles, brings you to the Escure Ranch turn-off. The turnoff will be the first road on your right after you pass the sign for Breeden Road. Drive slowly, it’s bumpy.

WILLOW LAKE AUREOLE

The challenge with the deep earth story at Willow Lake is that it looks and sounds too outlandish to be true.

At first glance, what you see from a rise on I-90 appears to be a typical scabland lake just north of the freeway. The water is surrounded by dark rock that can easily be mistaken, from afar, as basalt — the familiar lava rock that outcrops in low buttes and road cuts for well over 100 miles south and west of Spokane. But the rocks at Willow Lake are not basalt. Rather, they’re the gray-greenish rock of the 1.45-billion-year-old Wallace Formation.

What’s stunning about the Wallace rocks, here, is that in many places they’re swirled together — like chunks of pistachio in dispensed frozen yogurt — surrounded by granite and sparkling, black amphibolite. This is the natural art of what geologists call the Willow Lake aureole — a ring of transformation where subsurface molten rock (the relatively young granite) has intruded into older rock layers, in this case the Wallace Formation. Whether you’re a rockhound or not, it’s quite a sight.

In less spectacular form, you can expect to see rock like this in the mountains and road cuts of the Idaho panhandle and western Montana. The Wallace Formation is one of the major layers in the so-called Belt Basin. Named after the Big Belt Mountains south of Great Falls,

Montana, the Belt is an enormous sedimentary basin that formed over a 90 million-year period ending approximately 1.38 billion years ago. During the uplift and folding of the northern Rockies, the Belt strata were lifted skyward from an astonishing depth of 10 miles.

You can find outcrops of Belt rock in Eastern Washington, but generally they’re very close to the Idaho border. The outcrops include a huge wall on East Trent Avenue, and several outcrops near Liberty Lake. You just don’t expect to see Belt rock on the plains west of Spokane. Or at least I didn’t.

I visited Chad Pritchard, a geologist at Eastern Washington University in Cheney, to find out why. On two large computer screens in his cramped office, Pritchard brought up a topographic display to show me what happened. Willow Lake and Granite Lake (just southwest of Spokane) were created by powerful direct hits from the Ice Age floods.

The floodwaters overflowed what is now the Spokane River gorge and moved at freeway speed exactly down the path I-90 follows now, obliterating what used to be a ridge connecting Wrights Hill to the south and Riddle Hill to the north. In doing so, the water-hammer floods carved out the lakes, exposing the granite at Granite Lake and the earth magic of the Willow Lake aureole.

The Belt rocks at Willow Lake shed light on a deeper and fascinating question. Where’s the very ancient edge of North America?

Although it’s no longer news to geologists, it may surprise many that most of what is now Washington, Oregon and California was added as lumps and ribbons of terrain — generally traveling at the pace of a growing fingernail — arriving from the south and west on oceanic plates. They were essentially scraped off as the oceanic plates (like today’s Juan de Fuca Plate) slid beneath the North American Plate over the past 200 million years.

But where was the continent’s west coast before then?

There are three visible outcrops of Belt rock that offer a clue. The first is in the Chewelah Valley some 50 miles northeast of Spokane. The second is on an island in Bonnie Lake about 35 miles south of Spokane, where there’s a 1.5 billion-year-old outcrop of metamorphic

rock, also associated with the Belt Basin. With the Willow Lake aureole in the middle, the three outcrops are on a nearly straight line, slightly tilted to the southeast, spanning 80 miles. In short, it posits the boundary of the very ancient edge, at least in Washington state.

Pritchard smiles and nods as we discuss this.

“Yes,” Pritchard says between chuckles, “so you can imagine seeing the waves of an ancient ocean lapping to a shoreline near Medical Lake.”

Getting there: Willow Lake is easily accessible (and easy to spot) from I-90. Take the Four Lakes exit as if heading to Medical Lake. Once on the north side of the interstate, head west on Silver Lake Road. Willow Lake is on your right, and I-90 will be on your left.

SPOKANE RIVER

On a map, or from the air, it’s plain to see that the river primarily gathers its water from its headwaters at Lake Coeur d’Alene. Yet, for most the year, an unseen river is vital to sustaining the flow in Spokane’s signature watercourse. The geographic name for it is the Spokane Valley-Rathdrum Prairie Aquifer, and it lives and flows in what is essentially an underground coulee. It is a Ushaped trough, more than 600 feet deep in places — filled to its brim with saturated boulders and cobbles. It’s where Spokanites get their drinking water.

To be sure, there is plenty of photogenic basalt attached to the river, not just the signature falls in downtown Spokane but the handsome pillars that my parents

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posed with, at the Bowl and Pitcher, on their honeymoon. But what most interests me are the myriad billions of cobbles, essentially all of which were delivered by the catastrophic outwash from glacial Lake Missoula at the end of the most recent ice age. The flood cobbles are not just in the river and on the shore. They’re ubiquitous in Spokane but largely hidden by a thin layer of silty topsoil.

I recall driving up a hill in east Spokane a few years back in the wake of a thunderstorm. Stormwater had overflowed a ditch and spewed on to Altamont Street with such force that it had dumped a large batch of wet cobbles, glistening in the post-storm sunshine. The colors were so vivid that it looked as though someone had emptied a chest of jewelry onto the roadway. The beautiful cobbles are more noticeable in and along the river because the rushing water exposes them and helps to clean the algae off their surfaces. Which brings me back to where I started — the beautifully layered knob of argillite I picked up in late August.

Like so many other Spokane cobbles, it’s all but certainly from the very ancient Belt Basin. For example, the colorful rock exposed in the heights of Montana’s Glacier National Park is predominantly from the Belt Basin, lifted skyward by what geologists call the Sevier orogeny

— a period of mountain building in the West ending about 50 million years ago. Think of the Lake Missoula floods as very dirty ice water, in which the lion’s share of the dirt was Belt Basin rock.

I’ve saved the jaw-dropping part for last.

Just in the past few years there is solid and accruing evidence (radiological, chemical and paleomagnetic) that the Belt Basin formed at a time when the Inland Northwest — including the Spokane area — was docked against parts of what are now Australia and Antarctica. This would take us back into the times of ancient supercontinents Columbia and Rodinia. Thus, when the Belt Basin was gathering its countless grains from eroding mountains, it was collecting sediments from both the east and the west — not just from highlands in what is now the northern Rockies, but from highlands in Australia and eastern Antarctica as well. What this means is that Belt Basin cobbles — like the one I picked up in August — contain not just grains of long-ago mountains in Montana, but mountains from lands now on the other side of the planet.

It’s quite a handful. n

Tim Connor is an award-winning journalist and nature photographer based in Spokane. His latest book is Beautiful Wounds.

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Transcending Realism

The Art Spirit Gallery’s latest show highlights seven regional female artists working abstractly

Put a crayon in the chubby fist of a 5-yearold and the resulting drawings might only loosely resemble reality. Purple trees and blue dogs with what may or may not be wings. Everything out of proportion. Scribble marks the youngster insists show an airplane in the clouds yet, to you, just look like scribbles.

This is abstraction — a shift away from representing the physical world — which for children might equate to undeveloped cognitive and fine motor skills. Abstract art can look simple, especially to an audience conditioned to realism. Yet for many artists, abstraction isn’t a lack of anything, but rather an abundance, a release of sorts for both the viewer and the artist.

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seven regional artists whose abstract paintings are included in The Art Spirit Gallery’s April exhibition, “Abstract Expressionism.”

“Given the opportunity, I think a lot of people want to experience that freedom you had when you were a kid and [things are] not so defined by realism,” Vieth adds.

As an art history term, abstract expressionism is sometimes confusing, but is essentially the dynamic style and artmaking approach a group of New York-based artists developed in the 1940s and ’50s.

The impact of abstract expressionism cannot be understated, doing for American art what impressionism did for France 120 years earlier. Yet whereas impressionists were still tethered to real-life observation, many abstract expressionists were not. More concerned with thoughts, feelings and concepts, they drove development of a bold new visual language centered on color, shape, line, form, etc.

In a way, Vieth and the other artists in the Art Spirit exhibition are all direct descendants of the abstract expressionist movement, even though only two artists, Amy Stone and Melanie Biehle, specifically describe their work as such. Thinking about abstraction on a continuum from somewhat abstract to very abstract helps illustrate the point.

Vieth’s Big Pink Flower, for example, has enough recognizable shapes to jibe with the painting’s title. Robins Return is less straightforward and more abstract, but still conveys a spring landscape through its pastel color palette, horizontal composition and plant-like shapes along the bottom. Vieth’s Clouds and Flowers, however, is so abstract, the composition is a puzzle of shapes, colors, lines and gestures, nudging the viewer to dig deeper for understanding.

Other artists in the exhibit, including Gail Siegel, Iskra Johnson and Stella Nall (Apsáalooke/ Crow Tribe) work so abstractly that the subject matter is unrecognizable. That offers a newer art history term, non-referential or nonobjective, and embodies the freedom to simply engage with the artwork visually, something many original abstract expressionists would have applauded.

It’s no accident the seven participants in Art Spirit’s “Abstract Expressionism” exhibition are female. The exhibition was inspired by Mary Gabriel’s 2019 book, Ninth Street Women, which reframes the narrative of how abstract expressionism was birthed not just by art stars like Jackson Pollock and Franz Kline, but also by its starlets like Joan Mitchell, Grace Hartigan and Helen Frankenthaler.

Gabriel sets the scene in lower Manhattan during the late ’40s and early ’50s, where groups of mostly male and a handful of female artists lived, worked and socialized. Although New York had become an incubator of early modernist art, fed in part by artists fleeing Europe during and after World War II, the downtown collective struggled for recognition, a dilemma female artists knew well.

Noticing an abandoned storefront in their neighborhood — it was on Ninth Street — the group of mostly painters and a few sculptors organized themselves and an exhibition with epic repercussions.

The “9th St. Exhibition of Paintings and

Sculpture” triggered a seismic shift in the art world, placing the so-called New York School at the epicenter of all things modern and cool. Not only was the artwork bold and unique, the exhibition also elevated artwork by women to equal status as that produced by men.

But while many male abstract expressionists become household names in art history — Willem de Kooning, Hans Hofmann, Philip Guston, Robert Rauschenberg — the women, including the five upon which Gabriel focuses on in her book, have not.

That resonated with Vieth, who remembers learning about female impressionists like painter Mary Cassatt and a little about modernists like Helen Frankenthaler, but with very little historical notation, she says.

“They were still pretty invisible,” Vieth says. And when female artists were discussed, she continues, “they were always overshadowed.”

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Like Vieth, Virginia Shawver feels a kinship with the female artists in Gabriel’s book, including their struggles and having to make choices in pursuit of their art that men typically don’t have to.

“I have worked my whole life in the arts but in the shadows, on the back burner for those exact reasons that those women talk about in that book,” Shawver says.

Although she is appreciative of all the ways she was still able to be involved with art while raising a family, Shawver is rededicating herself to her own work now that her children are grown.

She takes inspiration from artists like Georgia O’Keefe, who, like many women in Gabriel’s book, was also married to an artist whose career eclipsed her own until she moved to New Mexico, where she immortalized its desert landscape in paint.

Shawver admires O’Keefe’s landscapes, but also her lifelong commitment to her artwork, which still resonates with modern viewers more than 80 years later.

“I hope that I can provoke the same emotion when viewing art that Georgia did for me,” Shawver says. “You just want people to look at the art and just feel passionate.” n

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Paintings by Ellen Vieth (facing page) and Virgina Shawver

The Red and the Black

Red, now opening at Stage Left, turns an event in Mark Rothko’s life into a debate over artistic purity

These days the artist Mark Rothko’s fame rests primarily on his paintings of soft-edged rectangles of complementary and contrasting colors. In 1958, when these distinctive and evocative “color field” paintings were the talk of the art world, he received a commission to create a series of murals for the swanky Four Seasons restaurant in the brand-new Seagram Building in New York City. The commission could be seen as a nod to Rothko’s growing stature at the time. The 38-story skyscraper was already associated with celebrity architects and captains of industry, having been financed by the multinational beverage conglomerate Seagram’s and designed by the pioneering modernist architects Mies van der Rohe and Philip Johnson. Rothko’s involvement and his large-scale murals were meant to add to the building’s prestige. Things didn’t end well for Seagram’s here. Rothko completed three series of paintings but reneged on his contract,

purportedly repulsed by the pretentiousness of the restaurant’s décor. This sudden turn might have been a little disingenuous, given that Rothko had expressed his contempt for the Four Seasons’ diners while his work was in its formative stages. Then again, temperamentality and pique were not unusual traits for Rothko.

The screenwriter (Skyfall, Hugo, Alien: Covenant) and playwright (The View from Golgotha, Peter and Alice) John Logan based his 2009 play Red on this episode in Rothko’s life. It features just two roles: Rothko himself and his fictional assistant, Ken. The characters serve, in Dawn Taylor Reinhardt’s words, as a “yin and yang” in a debate over artistic purity and creativity.

Taylor Reinhardt is directing a new production of Red, which opens a three-week run at Stage Left Theater this weekend. Veteran actor Jamie Flanery is playing Rothko opposite the relative newcomer Raymond Hornbarger as Ken.

Flanery has some choice words to describe Rothko’s personality as it comes across in Red, but he also acknowledges that his character’s lack of patience with “a world of ignorance” isn’t all together foreign to him. The parallels weren’t lost on Flanery’s longtime friend Taylor Reinhardt, either.

“Dawn’s my British sister. We have honest conversations. One of the things that she kept talking about is the idea that Rothko and Jamie Flanery have a lot of things in common. And every day that I occupy this tortured soul’s mind, I realize that, yes, there are a lot of things that are very similar,” he says.

“While most people think I’m an extrovert, as I get older, I do find myself wanting to pull myself away from a lot of the world,” he continues. “So I understand his torment on a very visceral level. I cannot leave the mind of this character. I go to bed with it, I’m up all night with it, I wake up with it.”

“There’s a sense of honesty that I think he brings to the table,” Taylor Reinhardt says of Flanery. It was also important to her that the actor cast as Rothko portray

the artist as more than “pure anger” and instead as a nuanced individual who struggled with ideals and principles “on multiple levels.”

To capture that struggle, Logan’s play covers a lot of cultural and philosophical ground. The dialogue between Rothko and Ken grapples with Nietzschean concepts of the Apollonian and the Dionysian. It references works by classic artists like Manet, Velázquez and Michelangelo as well as Rothko’s contemporaries Picasso and Jackson Pollock. Taylor Reinhardt says much of this is framed in terms of “opposites,” which is what appealed to her about Red

“Light and dark, the mentor and the student, the rage and the passion, the new and the old, red as the opposite of black — those were the things that I loved, that fascinated me,” she says.

Most of those antonyms might seem like conventional pairings. But red as the opposite of black?

“Rothko says at one point that black is the opposite of red not on the [color] spectrum but in reality,” Flanery explains. “Probably his greatest influence in terms of one painting was Matisse’s The Red Studio, which is almost completely red. His greatest fear that he talks about is the one day that the black will swallow the red.”

Red, adds Taylor Reinhardt, represents “the anger, the power,” whereas black is “the mystery, the unknown.”

Even though Red’s Rothko and Ken invoke artists and artworks frequently in service of their debate, she says that audiences won’t need to come in with a degree in art history to engage with it. Even a passing familiarity with Rothko isn’t a strict prerequisite. The studio in which the play is set will feature some Rothko-esque paintings, and Logan’s dialogue does much of the heavy lifting when it comes to the art under discussion.

“While we do not see them with our eyes, Rothko describes paintings in detail — how they radiate and they pulse, and how the artist is able to take these dark corners of these dark chapels with no natural light and create inner luminosity,” says Flanery.

“He goes from classical art to the Renaissance to pop art, and even if you don’t know anything about these artists, it’s clear what they’re painting and where their influence is coming from.”

Taylor Reinhardt says that this “dessert of words” that Logan dishes up also attempts to answer the many questions that Red poses about the nature of art and commercialism. But real-life outcomes might already hold some sort of object lesson. The murals Rothko denied the Four Seasons now hang in some of the world’s most prestigious galleries. Seagram’s, on the other hand, ultimately engineered the implosion of its own business empire. n

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BOY SCOUTS CAMP EASTON Spend a week on the shores of Lake Coeur d’Alene and participate in activities like swimming, water skiing, boating, sailing, kayaking, paddleboarding, hiking and more. Ages 11-17. Sessions offered June 25-Aug. 5. $250-$475. nwscouts.org/ campeaston

BOY SCOUTS CAMP GRIZZLY Since 1938, Camp Grizzly along the Palouse River has been the home to summer adventure for countless Scouts and Scout Leaders. Campers can try their hand at programs such as ATVs, shooting sports, blacksmithing, welding, water activities and more. Ages 11-17. Weekly sessions offered July 9-29.  $230-$450. nwscouts. org/campgrizzly 509-242-8231

CAMP CROSS A faith-based sleepaway camp hosted by the Episcopal Diocese of Spokane on Lake Coeur d’Alene and offering team-building exercises, arts and crafts, swimming, wakeboarding/tubing, hiking, campfires, worship and more. June 16-18 (Women’s Weekend, all ages), June 23-25 (Leaders in Training, ages 15+), July 2-7 (grades 4-6), July 23-28 (grades 7-9) and July 30-Aug. 5 (grades 10-13). Also includes mini-camp July 5-7 (grades 2-3), arts camp July 9-14 (grades 4-9) and a 100 Years of Camp celebration from June 30-July 2. $100-$475. campcross.org 509-624-3191

CAMP FOUR ECHOES (GRADES 2-3) This year’s programs at Camp Four Echoes include “Show Biz!,” “Mermaid of Lake Coeur d’Alene” and “Outdoors and S’mores.” Girls entering grades 2-3. Week-long sessions offered June 20Aug. 10; see website for session breakdown and details. $380-$485. gsewni. org 800-827-9478

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4-5) Themed camp sessions include “Mad Scientist,” “Game On,” “Zombie Invasion” and more. Camp offers tradi-

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s a kid, there’s no better feeling than knowing you have an entire summer of fun ahead of you. Once that final school bell rings, the world is your oyster, and three months of adventure lay just on the horizon.

While compiling this year’s Inlander Summer Camp Guide, I was taken back to those moments in my youth. Days spent swimming in a lake and refusing to go home at the end of the day, reading a plethora of books, playing softball at the park, and simply basking in the summer sun that I had waited for all year. Those are the moments that I remember well and hold so dearly in my heart, I would do anything to experience them all over again.

Kids have the chance to make lasting memories, have the time of their lives and so much more at the summer camps featured in this year’s guide. Whether they’ve mustered up the courage to go to sleep-away camp for the first time or they’re looking for something a little more specific to their interests, there’s an option for every child.

Have a typical summer camp experience at a local favorite sleepaway camp like Camp Reed, or learn something new every day at the educational Camp Invention. Hang out at the library and read books all day, or venture to a local park and take up a new sport.

tional activities including swimming, arts and crafts, hiking and games. Girls entering grades 4-5. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Aug. 11; see website for session details.  $380-$485. gsewni. org 800-827-9478

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6-8) Themed sessions in 2023 include “Show Stoppers,” “Water, Water Everywhere,” “Cast Iron Chef,” and new in 2023, “Take To The Trees.” Camps include traditional activities such as swimming, boating, hiking, arts and crafts and more. Girls entering grades 6-8. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Aug. 11; see website for session details. $380$485. gsewni.org 800-827-9478

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7-10) Programs this year include “Jump On Board,” “Shipwrecked,” and “Artist’s Adventure.” See complete session details online. Girls entering grades 7-10. Offered June 18-Aug. 11 (includes select twoweek sessions). $380-$485. gsewni. org 800-827-9478

CAMP FOUR ECHOES LEADERSHIP SESSIONS Teen girls learn skills in leadership, the outdoors and working with children; all necessary to become future camp counselors. Girls entering grades 9-12. Adventures in Leadership (grades 9-12) is July 30-Aug. 9; CIT sessions (grades 1012) are June 19-30 and July 9-13. $575$685. gsewni.org 800-827-9478

CAMP GIFFORD Camp Gifford offers an outdoor camp experience with opportunities for games, arts and crafts, archery, swimming, boating, and singing in a faith-based setting. Ages 7-12. Weeklong sessions offered June 26-July 28. $350; scholarships available. campgifford. org 509-233-2511

CAMP GIFFORD SAILING CAMP Campers learn the fundamentals of sailing from certified US Sailing instructors. By the end of the two-week camp, they’ll be able to race sailboats. Ages 12-17. Sessions

offered June 26-July 7, July 10-21 and July 24-Aug. 5. At Camp Gifford. $960. Scholarships available. campgifford. org 509-233-2511

CAMP GIFFORD TEEN WILDERNESS

CAMP The Salvation Army’s Camp Gifford on Loon Lake offers activities such as hiking, sailing, high ropes courses and outdoor survival skills. Campers explore nature, and grow and develop their Christian faith while developing friendships with other teens from around the Pacific Northwest. Ages 13-17. Weeklong sessions offered June 26-Aug. 4. $480; scholarships available. campgifford.

org 509-435-9023

CAMP LADY OF THE LAKE An arts camp on Lake Coeur d’Alene offering dance, music, storytelling and singing workshops alongside traditional camp activities. June 18-24 (Music and Dance Week) and Aug. 6-12 (Dance S’More) at Camp N-Sid-Sen facilities. Open to families and participants of all ages. COVID-19 vaccination policies TBD. $395$750. ladyofthelake.org

CAMP LUTHERHAVEN A faith-based resident camp on Lake Coeur d’Alene that’s been operating for more than 75 years, offering traditional camp activities including ropes courses, campouts, water sports, Bible study, archery and more. Three-day and six-day sessions for grades 1-12 are offered from June 18-Aug. 18; see website for complete details. Junior camp staff opportunities for grades 10-12 and family camps also available. $190-$475; financial assistance available. lutherhaven.com

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CAMP MIVODEN Campers participate in activities such as water skiing, games, arts and crafts and more in a faith-based setting. June 25-July 2 (ages 8-10), July 2-9 (ages 11-13) and July 9-16 (ages 14-17). $549/session. mivoden.com

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When that final school bell rings this school year, the kids of the Inland Northwest will be set up for a fun and successful summer.

Be safe, be well, and here’s to the adventure of a lifetime!

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Every year, the Inlander teams up with the Graphic and Web Design program at North Idaho College to create the cover for our Summer Camp Guide. Instructor Philippe Valle guides his students through multiple drafts until they’ve reached a final version. This year, we narrowed down a handful of submissions and selected an illustration by student Max Bazler. You can also see the illustrations from our other finalists above by students Kya Timmins (left) and Eric Bockie.

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Camp Gifford’s sailing camp is led by certified sailing instructors.

CAMP N-SID-SEN A faith-based (United Church of Christ) resident camp on Lake Coeur d’Alene offering traditional camp activities such as crafts, songs, water activities and more. Sessions in 2023 include the following: Intermediate Camp (July 2-8, grades 5-6), Jr. High Camp (July 2-8, grades 7-9), Sr. High Camp (July 9-15, grades 10-13), Kids Camp (July 12-15, grades 2-4) and Family Camp (July 23-29 and July 30-Aug. 5). See website for details. $235-$440. nsid-sen.org 208-689-3489

CAMP REED While living in a singlegender, rustic camp cabins, campers join in all that camp has to offer, including waterfront arts and crafts, hikes, campfires, games and more. For boys and girls entering grades 3-9. Weeklong sessions from June 18-Aug. 19. $565$580. ymcainw.org 509-777-9622

CAMP REED CIT PROGRAM Over the course of two weeks, teens build leadership skills through active team building, group learning, community building and service. The CIT program incorporates one week at camp and one week out of camp on a 200+ mile bike trip. For boys and girls entering grade 10. Sessions offered from June 18-Aug. 19. $695$710. ymcainw.org 509-777-9622

CAMP REED MINI CAMP Campers enjoy a three-day/two-night session at Camp Reed under the watchful eye of counselors and junior counselors. Campers swim, explore the 555 and participate in traditional camp activities. Co-ed, grades 1-2. Sessions offered from June 25-Aug.15. $275. ymcainw.org

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CAMP SANDERS FAMILY CAMP A nondenominational Christian camp exploring outdoors the nature, with swimming, hiking, sports, crafts, music and more. June 29-July 2. $140. campsanders.net

CAMP SPALDING Campers ride horses, swim, boat, zipline, play team sports and more at a faith-based camp. Discovery Camp (grades 2-4) is July 5-8 and Aug. 13-16, Junior Camp (grades 5-6) is June 25-July 1 and July 16-22; Jr High Camp (grades 7-8) is July 2329 and Aug. 6-12; Senior High Camp (grades 9-12) is July 9-15 and July 30Aug. 5. $260-$525. campspalding.org

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CAMP SPALDING LEADERSHIP

CAMP A faith-based leadership program for campers interested in becoming camp counselors or helping out at later summer sessions. Grades 10-12. June 18-24. Application required; see website for details and application process. $525. campspalding.org

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CAMP SWEYOLAKAN LEADERSHIP PROGRAMS High school juniors and seniors who wish to become future camp counselors learn leadership skills and more. Open to boys and girls entering grades 11-12. Senior CIT session: June 24-July 28. Junior CIT session: July 3118. Teens entering grade 8-12 can also attend camp for free by serving as a “Camper Buddy” to assist special needs campers, or being a dishwasher or bugler. Application process/prerequisites needed. $900-$960. campfireinc. org 509-747-6191

COCOLALLA BACKPACKING

CAMP During this four-day/three-night trip, campers enjoy day hikes, swimming, fishing, survival skills, fellowship and daily Bible study. For teens. Aug. 9-12 and Aug. 24-27 (intermediate). $185. clbcamp.org 208-263-3912

COCOLALLA FAMILY CAMP Families can enjoy a faith-based summer camp together with swimming, canoeing, programmed activities and more. Aug. 18-20. Price TBD. clbcamp.org 208263-3912

COCOLALLA LAKE BIBLE CAMP A faith-based camp program within the context of the great outdoors, offering traditional camp activities, Bible study and more. July 10-15 (teen camp) July 1721 (ages 11-12) July 24-28 (ages 9-10) July 31-Aug. 3 (ages 7-8). Price TBD. clbcamp.org 208-263-3912

FLATHEAD LUTHERAN BIBLE

CAMP Summer programming takes place along the beautiful west shore of Flathead Lake in Montana. Spend a week swimming, boating, playing games, hiking, doing archery, making art projects and playing games in a faith-based setting. Grades 1-12. Sessions offered weekly from June 18-Aug. 4.  $450-$600. flbc. net 406-752-6602

LUTHERHAVEN FAMILY RANCH

CAMP A new family camp up the river at Shoshone Mountain Retreat, for families of all shapes and sizes, couples, friends and anyone looking to get away from it all for a weekend of fun. Activities include horseback riding, campfire and worship, rock climbing, floating the Coeur d’Alene River, hiking and more. Aug. 11-13. $115$165/person. lutherhaven.com 866729-8372

LUTHERHAVEN KINDERCAMP Young campers are invited to bring a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, godparent, older brother/sister (18+) or other significant adult to share all the fun of camp. Lutherhaven staff lead activities for both the camper and adult to participate in. Kids ages 4-6 with an adult. July 28-30. $163/adult-child pair; $58 per additional child; $158 per additional adult. lutherhaven.com 866-729-8372

LUTHERHAVEN: SHOSHONE CREEK RANCH The perfect week for youth who love horses and riding, or who have no horse experience but desire it. Develop horse skills in the arena and on trails at Shoshone Creek Ranch, Lutherhaven’s rustic mountain guest ranch in a gorgeous creek-side setting. Includes daily horse time, plus popular camp activities like splashing in the swimmin‚Äô hole, the 40-foot natural climbing wall, tubing the river, crafts, campfire cooking, worship and Bible study. Grades 5-10; all skill levels. Sessions for girls only offered weekly June 18-Aug. 4; coed sessions July 23-28 and Aug. 6-11. At Shoshone Mountain Retreat. $604. lutherhaven. com 866-729-8372

LUTHERHAVEN: TREEHOUSE VILLAGE The treehouse camp experience includes sleeping on mattresses in open-air tree houses, helping with chores and learning basic outdoorliving skills, plus gathering with other villages for evening activities. Campers have the opportunity to help cook their breakfasts and some dinners over a fire. During the day, they join main site camp

for lunch. Grades 4-6. Sessions offered June 18-Aug. 18. $440-$475. lutherhaven.com 866-729-8372

MIVODEN DISCIPLETREK CAMP A three-week faith-based journey also offering a chance to develop friendships with other campers and participate in camp activities such as wakeboarding, rafting, and rock climbing. Ages 15-18. July 2-23. $1,025. mivoden.com  509-242-0506

MIVODEN EQUESTRIAN CAMP A weeklong experience learning on the trail, as well as through lessons. Whether you’re just starting out or have multiple years of experience, this session offers a fun time learning and caring for horses. June 25July 2 (ages 10-12), July 2-9 (ages 14-17), July 9-16 (ages 12-14), July 16-23 (advanced; ages 13-17). $649/session. mivoden.com 509-242-0506

MIVODEN EXTREME CAMP A faithbased camp for teens who want to push themselves, offering tough climbs, whitewater rafting and survival techniques. Ages 12-17. Week-long sessions offered June 25-July 16. $649/session. mivoden.com 509-242-0506

MIVODEN FAMILY CAMP This special session offers a variety of hands-on experiences that accommodate the whole family. During the day, classes are taught by qualified staff, while evenings are occupied with spiritual campfire programs. Offered July 16-23, July 23-30 and Aug. 9-13. $369-$649. mivoden.com

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MIVODEN SURVIVAL CAMP A week of adventure and learning about the natural environment, including important skills for wilderness survival from expert James Turner. Learn how to start a fire without a lighter, find things to eat in the forest and develop many other skills. Also includes traditional activities like

archery and zip-lining. June 25-July 2 (ages 10-12), July 2-9 (ages 14-17), July 9-16 (ages 12-14).  $649/session. mivoden.com 509-242-0506

MIVODEN TEEN WAKEBOARD CAMPS Catch some air and learn how to wakeboard or wakesurf at a faith-based camp using the camp’s special wakeboarding boat. June 25-July 2 (ages 1417), July 2-9 (ages 14-17), and July 9-16 (ages 12-14). $649/session. mivoden. com 509-242-0506

ROSS POINT BAPTIST CAMP A Christian camp on the Spokane River offering traditional camp activities, worship, Bible studies, games, singing, prayer and more. Grades K-12. Sessions offered June 18-21 (grades 2-4); June 18-23 (grades 6-9); June 15-30 (grades 4-6); July 3-8 (grades 9-12), June 23-24 (ages 4-7 and their parents) and July 23-29 (Family Camp, $234-$412). See website for full details.  $78-$330. rosspoint.org

208-773-1655

SHOSHONE MOUNTAIN RETREAT Each day is a new adventure in the Idaho Panhandle National Forest. Spend a day floating the river, overnight at the new McPherson Meadows, day hike the Coeur d’Alene River National Scenic Trail, plus horseback ride, rock climb, and zip-line. Grades 5-10. Sessions offered July 9-14 and July 23-28 (grades 7-9 only), July 30-Aug. 4 (grades 7-10 only), July 16-21 and Aug. 6-11 (grades 5-7 only). $475. lutherhaven.com

208-667-3459

SOLE TEEN TREK EXPERIENCE An outdoor leadership expedition that helps teens develop leadership and outdoor technical skills while on a backcountry expedition in the Montana wilderness. Ages 13-17. July 9-15; details TBA. $875; scholarships available. soleexperiences.org

SPALDING FAMILY CAMP The whole family can go to summer camp together and enjoy boating, barbecuing, swimming and other traditional camp activities in a faith-based setting. Aug. 16-20. “Mom/Dad & Me” session (K-2 with a parent) is June 16-17. Price TBD. campspalding.org 509-731-4244

TWINLOW ELEMENTARY CAMPS Young campers enjoy a week of traditional camp activities, including Bible study, team activities, games and more. Grades 3-6. Aug. 13-17 (general session); special sessions are June 25June 29 and July 2-6 (lake camp), July 9-13 (adventure camp) August 6-10 (arts and sciences). $425/session. twinlow. org 208-352-2671

TWINLOW HIGH SCHOOL CAMPS High schoolers enjoy a week of tubing, water polo, nature walks and other typical summer camp activities in a faith-based setting. This year’s special session is High School Water Sports (August 6-10) and includes wake surfing/skiing, wakeboarding, rock climbing, tubing and more. Grades 9-13. Sessions offered July 9-Aug. 10.  $425-$475. twinlow. org 208-352-2671

TWINLOW MIDDLE SCHOOL CAMPS This year’s program for tweens includes three watersports sessions (one advanced session), that include wake surfing, skiing, boarding and much more, plus Middle School Fine Arts (August 6-10) focusing on drama, poetry, painting and more. Grades 6-9. Sessions offered June 25-Aug. 17. $425-$475. twinlow. org 208-352-2671

TWINLOW PRIMARY CAMP A shorter stay for younger campers offering crafts, games, swimming and faith-based learning opportunities. Grades 1-3. Sessions offered June 25-29, July 9-12 and Aug. 6-9. $250/session. twinlow.org  208-352-2671

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UNION GOSPEL MISSION

CAMP UGM Camp invites kids from Spokane’s low-income neighborhoods to spend a week exploring nature in a faith-based environment. Kids must be invited by their church. Ages 8-11. Sessions offered from June 26-Aug. 25; times TBA. In Ford, Wash. Free. uniongospelmission.org  509-532-3838

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ADVENTURE HEIGHTS Get out, explore and seek fun and adventure with Airway Heights Parks & Rec during breaks from school. Enjoy daily activities and field trips such as ice skating, rock climbing, swimming, movies, games, crafts and more. Pack your own lunch; snack and breakfast provided. Ages 8-12. Weekly sessions offered June 20-Aug. 26, meets Mon-Fri from 7:30 am-5:30 pm at the Airway Heights Recreation Center.  $175/week. airwayheightsparksandrec.org 509-244-4845

AROUND THE WORLD COOKING

CAMP Kids learn how to cook various dishes from countries like Greece, Thailand, Argentina and Germany while getting hands-on cooking experience, developing confidence and taking home recipes. Ages 8-12. June 19-22; meets from 2-4 pm at Second Harvest, Spokane. $100.  secondharvestkitchen.org

CAMP CASLO Each week is based on a theme to provide campers with opportunities to play recreational games, make arts and crafts, go on field trips, hikes and walks, and participate in the Cheney Library‚Äôs summer reading program. Ages 5-12. Sessions offered June 19-Aug. 18 at the Wren Pierson Community Center, Cheney. $200/ week. cityofcheney.org

CAMP DART-LO This forested, 51acre camp on the Little Spokane River offers archery, leadership, outdoor activities, swimming, storytelling and more. Bus transportation also offered from several Spokane and Spokane Valley drop-off locations. Ages 3-18. Ten week-long sessions offered June 19-Aug 18; meets Mon-Fri from 8:50 am-4:15 pm (extended hours and bus transportation from select locations available). $260/session.  campfireinc.org 509-747-6191

CAMP DART-LO TEEN LEADERSHIP PROGRAM Program Aides in Learning (PALS) is a program for teens in grades 6-9 offering hands-on training and experience with camper groups. Teens work with adults and younger campers to develop camp program skills, behavior management and teaching skills. During the PALs program, teens enjoy traditional camp activities while guiding younger campers in outdoor play, communications, service-learning and team-building.

Jr. PALS (grades 6-8) is July 17-Aug. 4; Sr. PALS (grades 7-9) is June 26-July 7. Youth in grades 8-12 can also serve as a Camper Buddy, assisting special needs campers. Application process/prerequisites needed. $260-$360. campfireinc.org 509-747-6191

CAMP KA-MEE-LIN The City of Post Falls hosts this summer day camp offering a variety of fun and safe outdoor enrichment programs including swimming, crafts, games, weekly field trips and more throughout 11 weeks of themed sessions like “Superheroes” and “Super Spies.” Ages K-6. Sessions offered June 12-Aug. 25, camp meets from 9 am-3:30 pm, with extended care options available. Leader-in-Training opportunities for teens (grades 7-9) also available; application required by May 2.  $190-$300/week. postfallsidaho.org/camp 208-773-0539

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Nothing but smiles at the YMCA’s Camp Reed!

CAMP SANDERS DAY CAMP A nondenominational Christian camp exploring the outdoors and nature with swimming, hiking, sports, crafts, music and more. Grades 1-6. June 26-29; times and prices TBD. campsanders.net  208-262-6756

CAMP SWEYOLAKAN A traditional rustic day camp for boys and girls on Lake Coeur d’Alene, accessible only by boat. Campers enjoy swimming, boating, archery, outdoor activities, ropes courses, arts and crafts and more. Grades 1-6. Three sessions: July 17-21, July 31Aug. 4 and Aug. 7-11. Transportation included. $260/session. campfireinc. org 509-747-6191

CAT TALES SUMMER CAMPS Cat Tales Wildlife Center offers “Zoological Detectives,” “Animal Behavior and Zookeeping,” “Move and Groove Like The Animals” and “All Things Zoo.” Grades K-7. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Sept. 1 at Cat Tales Wildlife Center, Mead. $400-$450. cattales.org

DINOSAUR DAYZ The Spokane Northeast Youth Center’s summer day camp is a hands-on enrichment program encouraging recreation and fun with daily arts, music, sports and weekly field trips. A USDA-approved breakfast, lunch and snack are included. Ages 5-11. Weekly sessions offered June 26-Aug. 31; meets Mon-Fri from 6 am-6 pm.  $185/ week. spokaneneyc.com 509-4820708

ECEAP CAMP Enriched learning opportunities through arts and crafts as well as teaching Kindergarten readiness. A USDA breakfast, lunch and snack is provided. June 30-July 3, Mon-Fri from 6 am-6 pm at Northeast Youth Center. Prices TBA. spokaneneyc.com 509-482-0708

ELITE GAMING DAY CAMP This gaming-centered camp includes cooperative and competitive video gaming, indoor activities including soccer and basketball mini games, and tabletop games like foosball and ping pong. An emphasis is

placed on building healthy screen time habits with breaks for physical activity.

Ages 7-15. June 26-Sept. 1, meets MonFri from 9 am-4 pm at Elite Gaming Center. $175-$225. elitegamingcompany. com 509-306-4313

GENERATION ALIVE This camp is designed to offer students a fun and exciting opportunity to dive deep into the needs of their city. Throughout the week, students volunteer at various local nonprofits, where they spend time working for each organization and learning the work that

goes into solving needs in their community. June 10-14 (Lead Camp for returning campers), July 11-12 (Grades 6-8), July 2527 (Grades 9-12) and Aug. 8-10 (Grades 7-12). $125-$200. generationalive.org

GIRL SCOUTS CAMP ASHWELL Each week of camp has a theme, and campers create art, explore science and go on trips related to that theme. On Friday afternoons, campers celebrate the week with All-Camp, and perform skits, play games and show off what they’ve learned to the entire camp. Each week ends with

a ceremony of achievement to honor badges, patches and other accomplishments from the week. Girls, grades K-8. Offered June 20-Aug. 25; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-4 pm with optional extended hours from 7:30 am-5:30 pm, at 1401 N. Ash St., Spokane. Members only for 2023. $175-$200/week; scholarships available. gsewni.org 509-747-8091

GIZMO-CDA SUMMER CAMPS Gizmo offers week-long day camp experiences for youth. Campers use tools and technology to create one-of-a-kind projects and

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build creative confidence, teamwork and problem solving skills. Sessions offered in 2023 include “Nature Creator” (June 12-16), “CSI: Bacteria Mystery” (July 24-28), “Mind Over Metal” (Aug. 14-18) and more. Ages 7-18. June 13-Aug. 19 at the Hedlund Building on NIC’s Coeur d’Alene campus.  $150/half day; $250/ full day. gizmo-cda.org 208-929-4029

INLAND CHESS ACADEMY CAMPS A chess camp for all skill levels with opportunities for seminars and participation in a four-round tournament. Sessions offered July 11-14 and Aug. 15-18, Tue-Fri from 10 am-12 pm (novice) and 1-4:3 pm (advanced). At Inland Chess Academy, Spokane. $70/novice; $100/advanced. inlandchess.org  509-822-9800

ISAAC’S SUMMER SIBLING SPOTLIGHT A program for children whose siblings have autism or other special needs. The program aims to provide a healthy support system and coping skills through fun and engaging activities that help them navigate their lives. Ages 6-18. July 12-Aug. 16. Meets Wednesdays from 10 am-2 pm at the ISAAC Foundation, Spokane.  $20/ week; $120/full session. theisaacfoundation.org 509-325-1515

KROC CENTER ADVENTURE

CAMPS Adventure camp is all about building friendships, having fun, and exploring your curiosities. Each week campers participate in various new activities. Ages 10-14. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Aug. 25, meets

Mon-Fri from 8:30 am-3:30 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene. Some sessions include overnight stays. $168$245. Scholarships available. kroccda. org 208-763-0594

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CAMPS Each week of camp offers a fun, new theme with crafts, games, activities and a movie. Visit the rock wall, swim in the cove pool, play gym/field games and more in a faith-based environment.

Ages 6-9. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Aug. 25, meets Mon-Fri from 8:30 am-3:30 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene. $168-$210. Scholarships available. kroccda.org 208-763-0594

KROC CENTER EXPEDITION

CAMP This camp is designed for young teens to try various outdoor and indoor athletic activities in a faith-based environment. Activities include biking the Hiawatha Trail, swimming at Higgins Point, a segway tour of Coeur d’Alene and more. Coed, ages 12-14. Sessions offered weekly June 26-Aug. 18, meets Mon-Fri from 8:30 am-3:30 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene.  $196$245. kroccda.org

KROC CENTER MINI CAMPS Mini camps allow children to focus on one activity for two hours each day. Sessions offered in 2023 include “Pom Pom Perfection Dance Camp” (June 19-23; ages 3-4), “Fundamentals of Storytelling Camp” (Aug. 7-11; ages 3-4), “Historic Inventions STEM Camp” (Aug. 11-17; ages 7-9) and more. June 19-Aug. 18, times vary. See website for

full schedule. At the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene. $56-$70. Scholarships available. kroccda.org 208-763-0594

KROC CENTER PEE WEE CAMPS Preschoolers gain social skills in a creative, fun, safe environment. Each week is centered around a theme including “To The Rescue,” “Fun In The Sun,” “Bugtopia” and more. Campers enjoy all the Kroc has to offer: rock climbing, swimming, arts and crafts, Bible lessons, field/gym games, scavenger hunts, science experiments and more. Ages 4-5. Sessions offered weekly from June 19-Aug. 25, meets Mon-Fri from 8:30 am-12:30 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene. $108-$135. Scholarships available. kroccda.org 208-763-0594

NATURE & ADVENTURE CAMP Campers play nature games, identify local plants and trees, practice survival skills, first-aid, basic knots, tarp shelters and safe fire building. Learn about local wildlife and use elements in nature to create a variety of artwork. All campers will take home their own nature journal and first-aid survival kit. Ages 8-12. July 17-21 from 9 am-12 pm at Sutton Park, Cheney. $150. cityofcheney.org

NATURE ADVENTURERS DAY CAMP A day camp teaching outdoor awareness and stewardship through nature immersion, games, crafts, storytelling, songs and exploration. Ages 6-13. July 3-7 (Sagle, Idaho) and July 10-14 (Spokane) from 9 am-3 pm daily. $365 (scholarships available). twineagles.org 208-265-3685

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NATURE NINJAS DAY CAMP A day camp teaching outdoor skills including natural camouflage, stealth, sensory awareness, wild animal tracking and more through games and activities. Ages 6-13. June 26-30 at Camp Stidwell in Sagle, Idaho; July 3-7 at the Spokane House. Both sessions meet daily from 9 am-3 pm. $365 (scholarships available). twineagles.org 208-265-3685

NEYC PRESCHOOL CAMP This camp offers hands-on enrichment and encourages education mixed with arts, activities, sports and weekly field trips. Breakfast, lunch and snacks are provided. Ages 3-5. June 26-Aug. 31; meets Mon-Fri from 6 am-6 pm.  $845. spokaneneyc.com 509-482-0708

SAINT GEORGE’S SCHOOL ADVEN-

TURE CAMP Experience the outdoors every day with a new activity. Hike a three-mile loop, rock climb on real rocks, build forts, learn to use GPS and kayak/stand-up paddleboard in the runoff pond behind the parking lot. Grades 3-6. June 12-16, meets daily in the climbing gym from 12-4 pm. $200. sgs.org 509-466-1636

SCHWEITZER ADVENTURE

CAMP Each week, campers can climb the rock wall, take chairlift rides, experience the trampoline jumper, hike, play games, swim and more. Includes transportation from the bottom of the mountain. Ages 6-10. Weekly sessions offered June 19-Aug. 18, meets MonFri from 8 am-4 pm at Schweitzer, Sandpoint. $300. schweitzer.com  208-255-3081

SECOND HARVEST BAKING

CAMP This hands-on baking camp will cover all of the basics your child needs to know to make bread, cookies, cake and pie. Learn about the science behind baking and get creative with food, learning important nutrition lessons along the way. Ages 8-12. July 17-20; meets from 2-4 pm at Second Harvest, Spokane. $100. secondharvestkitchen.org

SKYHAWKS DAY CAMP A fun, safe

and positive environment for kids to be introduced to a new sport each week, along with arts and crafts, swimming, field trips and other activities. Ages 5-12. Weekly sessions offered June 20-Aug. 11 at various parks in North Idaho and Spokane; see website for complete details. $78-$210/week.  skyhawks.com

SOLE LEADER OF THE DAY Camp participants head out on the trail or water for five days where they engage in adventure-based and service-learning activities with their peers. There, they learn firsthand about the local community’s and environment’s needs, providing them an opportunity to develop outdoor skills and their own wildland ethic. Ages 10-12. Aug. 14-18. Camp hosted in North Idaho; details TBA. $270. soleexperiences.org

SOLE NATURE DETECTIVES An outdoor science camp letting young kids explore various mini-ecosystems of the natural world through free-play and experiential education lessons. Ages 4-6. Sessions offered June 12-14, July 24-26 and Aug. 21-23; all three sessions hosted in Sandpoint. $149. soleexperiences.org

SOLE NATURE EXPLORERS Campers collect clues as they explore the natural world outdoors and learn about the environment around them during each themed day of camp. Ages 4-9. Sessions offered June 12-16, July 2428 and Aug. 21-25; all three sessions hosted in Sandpoint. $198-$257. s oleexperiences.org

SPOKANE VALLEY SUMMER DAY CAMP The City of Spokane Valley offers fun, creative and memorable activities. Each week, campers go on field trips and visit local parks. Themed camps may include “Out of This World,” “Wild West,” “Zootastic” and “Blast From The Past.” Ages 6-11. Sessions offered June 20-August 25. $170/ week. spokanevalley.org/recreation 509-720-5408

SPY CHALLENGE ESCAPE ROOM Stay alert, use your mind to figure out the clues and escape the room. Ages 10-

12. Sessions offered from July 25-Aug. 28 at various Spokane County Library branches. Free. scld.org

SUMMER DAY CAMP AT MERKEL This camp lets kids explore a variety of activities, discover new interests, make friends and gain confidence while trying something new. Activities include traditional camp games, arts and crafts, sports, BMX bike riding, skate park activities and more. Ages 7-11. Weekly sessions offered June 20-Aug. 12, meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-4 pm at Dwight Merkel Sports Complex. $229/ session. spokanerec.org

TEEN CUPCAKE DECORATING Discover basic techniques for cupcake decorating, and discuss different supplies, terms, and piping tips you can use to create beautifully decorated cupcakes. Plus, practice your skills on three cupcakes that you can take home. Ages 13-18. Sessions offered from June 27Aug. 27. Hosted by the Spokane County Library District. Free. scld.org

TEEN OUTDOOR ADVENTURE DAY CAMPS Weekly team-building activities in this small-group camp (12 participants per session) include hiking, kayaking, rafting, disc golf, stand-up paddleboarding, rock climbing and more. Ages 12-15. Weekly sessions offered July 17-Aug. 25; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-4 pm at Riverside State Park, Bowl & Pitcher. $249.  spokanerec.org

TWINLOW DAY CAMPS Day campers get to do the same activities and programs as overnight campers, including nature walks, archery, swimming, kayaking, sports, games and more in a faith-based setting. Grades 1-5. Weekly sessions offered June 19-Sept. 1 (no camps from July 3-7); meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-5 pm (full) or 9 am-3 pm (half).  $180/week halfday; $220/week full-day. twinlow.org  208-352-2671

WILDERNESS CAMP A summer day camp program offering weeklong sessions covering outdoor education including trip planning, proper camping skills and outdoor safety skills,

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followed by a two-night campout in Farragut State Park. Grades 6-8. Sessions offered July 17-21 and July 2428. $300/session. postfallsidaho. org/camp 208-773-0539

WILDERNESS CRAFTS & FORAGING

CAMP This camp immerses kids in the fields, forests and riversides to gather natural materials to make functional crafts, tools, foods and medicine, while also learning how to identify native and non-native species, and ethical harvesting practices. Ages 6-13. June 19-23 (Sagle, Idaho), July 10-14 (Coeur d’Alene) and Aug. 14-18 (Spokane). All sessions meet daily from 9 am-3 pm. $365 (scholarships available). twineagles.org 208-265-3685

WILDERNESS SURVIVAL CAMP Participants work on their own and in teams to problem solve and master the basics of shelter, fire, tool use and knife safety, traps, rope and knots, plant uses, animal tracking, primitive skills, navigation and more. June 2630 (ages 8-11), July 10-14 (ages 10-14), July 17-21 (ages 6-8), July 31-Aug. 4 (Ages 9-14) and Aug 21-25 (ages 8-11); times vary. At Camp Sekani Park. $284-$366. spokanerec.org

WILDERNESS SURVIVAL DAY

CAMP Campers experience nature and learn skills including wilderness survival, wildlife tracking, finding wild edible plants, obtaining clean water and more. Ages 6-13. June 12-16 (Coeur d’Alene and Sagle, Idaho); June 1923 and 26-30 (Spokane). All sessions meet 9 am-3 pm daily. $365 (scholarships available). twineagles.org

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WORLD TRAVELER TEEN ESCAPE ROOM Escape an airport waiting room by finding the key to the door. Practice teamwork by solving riddles, puzzles and conundrums. Eight people per group. Ages 13-18. Offered from June 21-Aug. 24 at various Spokane County Library branches. Free.  scld.org

YMCA SUMMER DAY CAMP Summer programs are designed to help children grow in their sense of belonging as they meet new people and develop lifelong friendships in a fun and adventurous atmosphere. The YMCA offers a wide variety of exciting and enriching activities for kids to engage over the summer and school breaks. Ages 5-12. June 20-Aug. 30, meets Mon-Fri from 6 am-6:30 pm. See website for complete details. $152-$260/ week. ymcainw.org 509-777-9622

YOUTH OUTDOOR ADVENTURE

CAMPS Weekly adventures include stand-up paddleboarding, rock climbing, hiking, kayaking, disc golf and more. Ages 8-11. Weekly sessions offered June 19-23, June 26-June 30, July 10-14, July 24-28, July 31-Aug. 4, Aug. 7-11, Aug. 14-18 and Aug. 21-25; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-4 pm at Riverside State Park’s Bowl & Pitcher picnic shelter. Sessions limited to 12 participants. $249. spokanerec.org

BASEBALL & SOFTBALL

NIKE BASEBALL CAMP A fun, intensive camp where campers take their baseball game to the next level. All

facets of the game are covered and campers leave feeling confident in new skills learned. Campers play at Merkel Field and receive coaching from Whitworth head coach CJ Perry. Boys ages 5-13. July 17-20; general skills (ages 9-13) is from 9 am-3 pm, beginning skills (ages 5-8) is 9 am-noon. At Whitworth University with resident/ commuter options. $275-$450. ussportscamps.com 800-645-3226

NIKE SOFTBALL CAMP Instruction from head coach Bob Castle on developing fundamental and advanced skills, focusing on hitting, positionspecific fielding, base-running, team play and game situations. Girls ages 8-16. July 17-20 from 9 am-4 pm at Whitworth University with overnight/ commuter options. $350. ussportscamps.com 800-645-3226

PREMIER MITTS INFIELD

CAMPS Eight camps over four weeks all about the throws that an infielder must master to play at a high level. Focus on backhands, throwing, double plays and more. Ages 8-18. Sessions offered June 26-July 27 from 8-10 am and 10 am-12 pm at Whitworth University and Shadle Park High School. $208/camp. premiermitts. com 509-863-4605

SKYHAWKS BASEBALL Skyhawks baseball camps offer progressional instruction and teaching in fielding, catching, throwing, hitting and baserunning. Coed, ages 6-12. Held at local parks throughout the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Camps offered June 26Aug. 18; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $95-$230/session. skyhawks.com

SUPERTOTS BASEBALL This camp uses a variety of games to engage kids while teaching the sport of baseball and developing fundamental skills. Ages 2-5.5. May 10-Aug. 9, meets once a week. Sessions held at parks and schools in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $68-$72/session. supertotsports.com

ZAGS BASEBALL CAMPS Sessions offered for summer 2023 include Big Dogs (July 11-12, ages 11-14), Lil Zags (July 18-19, ages 6-10), Pups (July 18-19, ages 4-6), and a high school prospect camp (June 27). See website for location details.  Price TBD. zagsbaseballcamps.com

BASKETBALL

BREAKTHROUGH BASKETBALL: BALL HANDLING & SCORING Campers learn how to develop their shooting, ball handling, passing, footwork, rebounding and other essential skills to become a great basketball player. July 18-20 (grades 3-8) from 9 am-3 pm at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $196-$245. breakthroughbasketball.com

BREAKTHROUGH BASKETBALL: SHOOTING & OFFENSIVE SKILLS A three-day camp with coach David Baker, focusing on developing shooting techniques and other essential skills to become a great offensive basketball player. Coed, grades 5-10. May 12-14 from 9 am-3 pm at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $196$245. breakthroughbasketball.com

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2023 RECTENNIS SUMMER TENNIS CAMPS

RecTennis Summer Tennis Camps offer fun, affordable tennis for all ages • skill levels!

We offer weekly camps 1.5 to 8 hours in length! We provide all equipment. Scholarships available.

LOCATIONS: Comstock Park, Sky Prairie Park, Howard Amon Park, Highlands Grange Park, Salnave Park and Coeur d’Alene High School.

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BREAKTHROUGH BASKETBALL: SHOOTING, BALL HANDLING & DECISION MAKING This intensive three-day camp with coach Chris Oliver teaches players the pillars to becoming a complete offensive player who can score at will against even the tightest defenses. Coed, grades 7-12. July 21-23 from 9 am-3 pm at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $236-$295. breakthroughbasketball.com

CAMP STIX: SPORTS CAMP A basketball camp for athletes with diabetes. Participants learn how to run, dribble and shoot during the camp. All experience levels are welcome. July 29-30 at Spokane Falls Community College. All 2023 camp participants must be fully vaccinated for COVID-19. $125, scholarships available. stixdiabetes.org/ sports

CHENEY PARKS & REC BASKETBALL

CAMP This four-day camp is designed to develop fundamentals, basketball concepts and a growth mindset. It will energizes and excites players for the game of basketball. Includes a T-shirt and basketball. Coed. Ages 6-12. July 1013 from 8-9 am (ages 6-7), 9-10:30 am (ages 8-10) and 10:30 am-12 pm (ages 11-12). $40-$45. cityofcheney.org

EWU MEN’S BASKETBALL ELITE HIGH SCHOOL CAMP This camp is structured for players at the high school level who are seeking a fun and competitive session of basketball.

The camp includes intense sessions of instruction and games for studentathletes who aspire to play for their high school team, AAU team, college and beyond. Grades 9-12. Weeklong session runs July 31-Aug. 4, threeday sessions run July 31-Aug. 2 and Aug. 2-4, with single-day registration also available, at Eastern Washington University, Cheney. $125-$525. ewumensbasketball.totalcamps.com

EWU MEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM CAMP Sessions feature quality instruction and clinics provided by EWU men’s basketball coaches, with six guaranteed games, camp competitions/contests, and access to top facilities including Reese Court and two practice gyms. Sessions offered June 21-23, June 30-July 2 and July 7-9 at Eastern Washington University, Cheney, with overnight/ commuter options. $600/commuter

team; $2,000+/overnight team. ewumensbasketball.totalcamps.com

EWU MEN’S BASKETBALL YOUTH CAMP This camp focuses on having fun and teaching the fundamentals of basketball through drills and game play. Specific skills to be taught include shooting, dribbling, passing, rebounding and defending. Boys entering grades 1-7. June 19-21 from 9 am-12 pm (grades

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GONZAGA PREP BASKETBALL CAMPS This year’s basketball summer camps include a Girl’s Basketball Camp (June 7-9), Boys Basketball Camp (June 19-22), a camp for male incoming 10th12th graders (May 29-June 11) and a camp for incoming male freshman (May 29-June 11). At Gonzaga Prep. $90$300. gprep.com

NBC BASKETBALL CAMP (NIC) This summer’s All-Star and Elite Basketball camps provide the ultimate basketball experience. Camp Director Marc Axton and coaches help improve each camper‚Äôs basketball fundamentals, plus shooting skills, defense and ball handling. Boys ages 12-16. July 17-21 with overnight and day options at North Idaho College, Coeur d’Alene. $695745. nbccamps.com 800-406-3926

NBC BASKETBALL CAMP (POST FALLS) Led by former EWU basketball standout Marc Axton, camps focus on dribbling, passing, defense and shooting techniques. Athletes can improve basketball and leadership skills in a fun, encouraging environment. Coed, ages 9-14. June 19-22 (coed, ages 12-16); July 17-20 (coed, ages 9-13) and July 31-Aug. 2 (coed, ages 11-15), from 9 am-3 pm, at Real Life Ministries, Post Falls. $240$325. nbccamps.com 800-406-3926

NBC BASKETBALL CAMPS (HUB) The Complete Skills Jr. day camp for players

with less than three years of basketball experience specializes in teaching accurate fundamentals, leadership skills and overall skill improvement. Coed, ages 8-12. Sessions offered June 19-21, July TBA and Aug. 7-9, from 9 am-3 pm, at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $220/session. nbccamps. com 800-406-3926

NBC BASKETBALL CAMPS (WHITWORTH) A variety of overnight and day camp options are available throughout the summer, including Complete Skills, Pure Shooting, Basketball Prep, Team Camps and more. Boys and girls ages 8-19. Sessions from June 20-Aug. 10 at Whitworth University. See website for complete program details, dates, prices and more. $350$1,100. nbccamps.com 800-406-3926

NIGEL WILLIAMS-GOSS ADVANCED BASKETBALL TRAINING CAMP A camp with the former Gonzaga University player covering advanced training techniques and drills. The camp covers form shooting, passing drills, one-onone competition and more. Coed, incoming high school freshman-seniors.

July 28-30 from 9 am-2:30 pm at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake.  $350$395. hubsportscenter.org/basketball

NIGEL WILLIAMS-GOSS YOUTH SKILLS CAMP A camp with the former Gonzaga University player covering form, shooting drills, post and perimeter defense, ball handling, offensive moves, conditioning and more. Camp offers a 1:10 coach to camper ratio. Coed, ages 7-15. Aug. 1-3 from 9 am-4

pm at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $250-$275. hubsportscenter. org/basketball

SAINT GEORGE’S SCHOOL BASKETBALL CAMPS This camp is dedicated to developing the fundamental skills of basketball including shooting, passing, ball handling, defense and proper footwork. Along with developing these essential fundamentals, kids have the opportunity to use those individual and team-oriented skills in a positive environment. Grades K-12. Co-ed and single gender camps offered. June 12-16 at the Errol Schmidt Athletic Center at Saint George’s School. $75. sgs.org 509466-1636

SKYHAWKS BASKETBALL A skillintensive program for beginning to intermediate athletes, teaching passing, dribbling, shooting and rebounding. Coed, ages 6-12. Camps are offered June through August at schools in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $95-$230/session.  skyhawks.com

WAREHOUSE HOOPS CAMP A fun environment where kids make friends, create lasting memories and learn life skills both on and off the court. This camp is designed for individuals with previous playing experience. Each day, campers engage in a variety of drills, games and skill development. Lunch is included. Ages 9-14. Offered July 10Aug. 18; times TBA. At the Warehouse, Spokane. $209/week. warehouseathletics.com 509-484-2670

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CREATIVE ARTS

ACRYLIC AND WATERCOLOR PAINTING CAMP Kids learn techniques in both watercolor and acrylic painting including washes, color mixing, strokes, limited color palettes and more. Ages 6-12. June 26-29, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $125. heatherthymeart.com

ANIMAL ART CAMP Kids learn to draw, paint and even cut paper to create a variety of animal masterpieces. Ages 6-12. Aug. 21-24, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $115. heatherthymeart.com

ANIMAL ART-ANTICS! Roar, squawk and hiss as you learn about some whimsical artists and their animal subjects. Explore the creative artwork of David Klein, Joan Miro, Laurel Burch, Leo Lionni and more while using art supplies to create your own animal masterpieces. Ages 6-11. July 31-Aug. 4 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

ANIMAL STORYBOOK ART Roar, squawk and hiss as you learn about some whimsical artists and their animal subjects. Explore the creative artwork of Eric Carle and Leo Lionni while using art supplies to create your own animal masterpieces. Ages 3-5. June 20-23 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $72. spokanerec.org

AUTHORS AND ILLUSTRATORS

CAMP Aspiring authors write and illustrate their own books. They learn how to structure a story, brainstorm ideas and explore different styles of illustration before creating their own books. Ages 6-12. July 24-27, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $110. heatherthymeart.com

BARNYARD PALOOZA! Each day of camp features a different barnyard animal as the theme of an art project. Create with clay, paper and more while learning fun facts about the animals. Ages 3-5. June 19-23 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

BEST OF SUMMER CAMP Spend a week enjoying the most popular activities and projects offered during summer 2023’s creative arts camp sessions from Spokane Parks & Rec. Ages 6-11. Aug. 14-18 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

BLAST OFF INTO SPACE! Learn about the planets, stars, moons and much more while creating fabulous galactic art. Ages 3-5. July 31-Aug. 4 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89.  spokanerec.org

BULLPUP SUMMER ART CAMP Explore the world of art at Gonzaga Prep.

Grades 2-8. June 26-29 from 9 am-12 pm at the Gonzaga Preparatory School Art Building, Spokane. $100. gprep.com  509-483-8511

CAC CRETACEOUS CAMP: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE Learn about paleontology and animals that walked the earth millions of years ago such as dinosaurs, reptiles, fish, birds and more. Then create costumes, crafts and make your own fossils while learning how nature creates them. Ages 6-11. Aug. 7-11 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

CASTLES, PRINCESSES, KNIGHTS & DRAGONS Campers make shining armor, shields, helmets, crowns, wands and more in this creativity-focused day camp.

Ages 3-5. July 17-21 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center and Manito Park (two locations offered). $89. spokanerec.org

CHENEY PARKS & REC ART CAMP Enjoy a colorful week working with textile on canvas, watercolor, and acrylic all tied together with aspects from nature. Create a signature self-portrait through the week with lots of other projects that will be featured at an art show on the last day.

Ages 7-12. July 24-28 from 9 am-noon at the Wren Pierson Community Center in Cheney. $125. cityofcheney.org

COLORFUL! MESSY! PROCESS ART! Learn how to come up with art theme ideas, mix colors, apply paint and incorporate found objects into your mixed-media art. Ages 6-11. June 2023 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $135. spokanerec.org

DOODLE BUG ART FUN! Move and sound like lions, exotic birds, monkeys elephants and more. Listen to jungle stories, craft animal art projects, masks and make jungle rhythm music. Ages 3-5. June 5-9 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

EARTH SCIENCE ROCKS! Explore how weather affects our planets, how fossils are made, why rocks are all different shapes and discover the interesting rock formations that surround the

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Corbin Art Center. Ages 6-11. June 20-23 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $135. spokanerec.org

ENVIRONMENTAL SUPERHEROES Learn how humans impact the environment and what we can do to protect it. This camp also includes some fun recycled and refurbished art projects. Ages 6-11. July 10-14 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

ERIC HERMAN & THE PUPPY DOGS A concert filled with Eric Herman & The Puppy Dogs’ cool tunes for kids that are witty, memorable, and so much fun. Dance along at this interactive, funny concert. All ages. Sessions offered June 26-June 28 at various locations in Spokane; hosted by the Spokane County Library District. Free. scld.org

EXPLORING ARTISTIC MEDIUMS

CAMP Kids use a different artistic medium each day and learn techniques associated with each one. Mediums include chalk pastels, watercolors, construction paper and acrylic paint. Ages 4-12. Sessions offered July 17-20 and Aug. 14-17, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $115. heatherthymeart.com

FAIRIES, TROLLS & GNOMES IN THE GARDEN Hunt for elusive garden critters like trolls and fairies around the park and make glittery art inspired by what you find. Ages 3-5. July 31-Aug. 4 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center and Manito Park (two locations offered). $89. spokanerec.org

HARRY’S LABORATORY Immerse yourself in potions, create magical art and cook up magic as you study dragons, magical creatures and wizardry. Ages 6-11. July 24-28 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $172. spokanerec.org

HOLY NAMES MUSIC CENTER JAZZ

CAMP Students learn songs by ear and via sheet music, along with various skills for performing and how to play solo in a jazz style. Grades K-12. Aug. 3-5. $100-$130. hnmc.org/programs/ summer 509-326-9516

INNOVATIVE ARTIST’S STUDIO A fine art camp exploring drawing, painting, printmaking and sculpture using diverse materials, techniques and other creative processes. This camp is inspired by innovative artists of the 20th century and using your own imagination to create a personal masterpiece. Ages 6-11. Aug.

7-11 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

IT’S A BUG’S LIFE! Have some creative, buggy fun while becoming a garden detective. Then make insect-inspired art projects while learning about these fascinating creatures. Ages 3-5. June 12-16 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

JUNGLE JAMMIN’ Listen to jungle stories, craft animal art projects and masks, make drums and create some fun jungle rhythms while also learning about the animals that live there. Ages 3-5. June 13-17 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

KINDNESS ROCKS Paint rocks with creative designs and uplifting messages and learn about the Kindness Rocks Project. All ages. Sessions offered from June 27Aug. 3, times vary. At various parks in the Spokane area. Free. scld.org

KROC CENTER FILM PRODUCTION

CAMP Whether you see yourself behind the camera, building sets or want to become a star of the screen, this one-week intensive camp has you collaborating, script writing, acting, directing, producing and editing a mini feature film. A red carpet premiere for family and friends closes out the week. Ages 12-17. June 2630 from 9 am-3 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene. $240-$300. Scholarships available. kroccda.org 208-763-0594

LEGO CAMP Learn how to create and build Lego structures that will move when and where you tell them to. Grades 1-3. June 19-23 from 9 am-noon at Saint George’s School.  $150. sgs.org  509-466-1636

LITTLE ART MASTERS! Young artists explore art through color, texture and more by creating with paint, crayons, glue and scissors. Ages 3-5. July 24-28 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

LOOK TO THE STARS Blast off to outer space and learn about the planets, stars, moons and more while making fabulous galactic art such as designing your own planet with a comic and story. Ages 6-11. July 31-Aug. 4 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $140. spokanerec.org

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splatter, and stomp your way into art as you explore printing, painting and clay molding. Grades 2-6. Three sessions offered from July 26-28 from 9 am-2 pm at the Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture. $45-$50. northwestmuseum. org 509-456-3931

MESSY ART PARTY Kids explore art in all of its messy glory as they splatter paint, create colorful slime, paint with straws and more. Ages 4-12. Sessions offered June 19-22 and July 31-Aug. 3, MonThu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $115. heatherthymeart.com

MIXED MEDIA CREATION CAMP Kids explore art through a variety of mediums in this half-day camp. Sculpture, collage, printmaking and found object art will be included, as well as free creation time and games. Ages 6-12. Aug. 7-10, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $125.  heatherthymeart.com

MUSIC CONSERVATORY OF SANDPOINT SUMMER ACADEMY This summer academy focuses on learning the performing arts in a fun and enriching environment. All campers have music theory each day. Students may choose from one to four majors including youth orchestra, advanced orchestra, choir, handbells, marimba, flute, musical theater, ukulele and instrument art. Ages 8+. Sessions offered July 27-Aug. 12; see site for complete list of session details. $175$400. sandpointconservatory.org

OCEAN EXPLORERS CAMP Learn about sharks, jellyfish, whales and more. Create sea creatures with paint, paper, clay and recycled materials. Ages 3-5. June 26-30 from 9-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

PASSPORT TO FUN! Explore countries around the globe, along with their unique animals and cultures. Stamp your passport as you learn and read stories about a new country each day. Ages 3-5. Aug. 14-18 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center and Manito Park. $89. spokanerec.org

PIXEL ART CAMPS Try your hand at creating your very own 2D & 3D pixel art creations inspired by some of your favorite classic and current kid-friendly video games. Solve STEAM challenges, make a pixel art self-portrait and use a variety of building materials to bring your designs to life. Grades 2-6. Aug. 2 from 9 am-2 pm

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PRESCHOOL PICASSOS: BEST OF SUMMER CAMP This camp features Spokane Parks’ most popular art projects completed throughout this summer’s preschool camp programs, offering a chance to participate in what you missed, or re-experience your favorite camp projects. Ages 3-5. Aug. 14-18 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

RUBE GOLDBERG’S MARVELOUS MACHINES Design and build a Rube Goldberg Machine and learn more about the man behind the marvelous machines. Grades 2-6. Aug. 3 from 9 am-2 pm at the Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture. $45-$50. northwestmuseum.org 509-456-3931

SHAPES, LINES & LANDSCAPES Learn how to draw and shade

shapes, add lines, textures and much more to your drawings with pen, pencil, oil pastels and paint. Ages 6-11. Aug. 1418 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

SKETCHING SKILLS CAMP Students learn basic sketching techniques like breaking objects into shapes, shading, proportion and more. This camp provides a specific focus on still-life art with objects, but also draw flowers, animals and faces. Ages 7-12. July 10-13, Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon at Heather Thyme Art, Spokane Valley. $115. heatherthymeart.com

SQUIGGLY BUGS & SLIMY SLUGS Budding entomologists learn about insects, including how they eat, move, work and what makes them special. Kids read stories, go on nature walks and discover the bugs living around the art center. Ages 3-5. July 1721 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

STOMP CHOMP & ROAR, DINO STYLE! Explore the world of dino saurs, reptiles and prehistoric birds through “dino-rific” craft projects and costumes. Ages 3-5. Aug. 7-11 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

SUMMER LIBRARY CAMP (SPANISH) Make crafts, listen to stories, play games, and do science experiments in Spanish. This program is intended for children who understand spoken Spanish and are willing to try speaking some. Aug. 8-10, Tue-Thu from 10 am-1 pm. At the Spokane Valley Library. Free.  scld.org

SUPER NATURE EXPLORERS! Discover the world around you and make projects inspired by nature and science, like a leaf project and a volcano. Ages 3-5. Aug. 7-11 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center and Manito Park (two sessions offered). $89. spokanerec.org

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CREATIVE ARTS

SURF & SEA SAFARI A week of sea-inspired arts and crafts, including animals in the ocean and pirates, mermaids and more. Ages 3-5. June 26-30 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

THINGS THAT GO Young conductors, pilots, drivers and captains make and test paper tube cars, cork boats and gyrocopters, to name a few. Ages 3-5. June 12-16 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

TWEEN LIBRARY CARNIVAL A carnival inside of the library with classic and unique carnival games that test your skills. Earn prize tickets to win a cool prize. Ages 8-12. Offered from June 28Aug. 21 at various Spokane County Library District branches. Free. scld.org

UNICORNS, WIZARDS & DRAGONS, OH MY! Have a magical time creating costumes, crafts and other mythologicalinspired creatures. Ages 3-5. July 10-14 from 9-11:30 am at Corbin Art Center and Manito Park (two locations offered). $89. spokanerec.org

WANDS, WIZARDS & DRAGONS, OH MY! Young wizards can make their own wands, creative costume pieces and other magical crafts. Ages 3-5. July 2428 from 12:30-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $89. spokanerec.org

WILD! WILD WORLD OF MIXED-UP MEDIA ART! Explore mixed-up media art while getting color crazy, layering and combining a variety of materials to create unique art using pens, glue, paint and more. Ages 6-11. July 10-14 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

ZINE MAKING CAMP Discuss the history

of zines and then make your own using library-provided supplies. Ages 13-18. Sessions offered on Aug. 3 at the North Spokane Library and on Aug. 4 at the Spokane Valley Library. Free. scld.org

DANCE, CHEER & GYMNASTICS

ADVANCED DANCE CAMP A camp focusing on ballet, lyrical, jazz, tap and musical theater for experienced dancers. Ages 8-12. Sessions offered Aug. 7-10 and Aug. 14-17, meets from 1-3 pm at Dance Center of Spokane. $125/ session. dancecenterofspokane.com  509-448-2464

ADVENTURE GYMNASTICS CAMP Each day focuses on different challenges and adventures; prepare for scavenger hunts,

obstacle courses and all kinds of gymnastics activities with a different theme each day. Previous themes have included “Amazing Race,” “Disney Day,” “Superheroes” and “Circus.” Ages 5-14. Sessions offered July 31-Aug. 4 with morning (811:30 am) and afternoon (12:30-4 pm) sessions offered, at Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329. spokanegymnastics. com 509-315-5433

BALLET ARTS ACADEMY SUMMER

CLASSES Summer courses and camps offered by Ballet Arts Academy for all ages and skill levels include beginner ballet training, ballet levels 1 and 2 classes, and open ballet classes. Sessions offered from June through August, see website for details and registration.  $60$330. balletartsacademy.com

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BALLET ARTS ACADEMY SUMMER

DANCE INTENSIVE A dance intensive meant to improve dancers’ pointe

work, pre-point work and overall ballet technique with stretch and strengthening sessions, Nutcracker variations and one-on-one technique correction. Offered in three sessions; dates TBD. Price TBD. balletartsacademy.com

BALLET ARTS ACADEMY SUMMER INTENSIVE This summer intensive focuses on ballet, pointe, variations, contemporary and stretch and strengthening. Summer intensives are a valuable time for dancers to build strength and refine technique as they have fun while being introduced to different styles each week. Students will be placed in appropriate level on the first day of intensive. August 14-31; meets Mon-Thu from 12-5 pm. $330-$775. balletartsacademy. com 509-838-5705

BALLET CONTINUATION CAMP For dancers who desire to maintain an afterschool routine, learn skills that weren’t emphasized during the dance year. Danc-

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ers can sharpen skills and have fun with fresh, new exercises in a small-group setting. May 30-June 29, times vary by grade level. At Sandra Olgard Studio of Dance. $70/hour. sandraolgardsstudioofdance.com 509-838-7464

BALLET/JAZZ FUSION DANCE

CAMP A dance camp focusing on jazz, contemporary and ballet for experienced teens and adults. Ages 8-12. Sessions offered June 26-29 and July 24-27 at Dance Center of Spokane. $125. dancecenterofspokane. com 509-448-2464

BEGINNING BALLET CAMP: COPPÉLIA A beginning session for young dancers who listen, learn and play in a ballet class that includes crafts and a mini performance. Ages 4-7. June 2630 from 9:30 am-12:30 pm at Spokane Ballet Studio. $230. spokaneballetstudio.com 509-714-3650

BEGINNING BALLET CAMP: THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS A beginning session for young dancers who listen, learn and play in a ballet class that includes crafts and a mini performance. Ages 4-7. July 17-21 from 9:30 am-12:30 pm at Spokane Ballet Studio. $230. spokaneballetstudio. com 509-714-3650

CHEER GYMNASTICS CAMP Campers learn gymnastics, stunts, dance and cheers in a fun and fast-paced camp, plus tumbling skills on the Tumbl Trak, rod floor, spring floor and air floor, plus progressions on the new “air pillow” pit. Campers are grouped by age and skill, and each group performs a routine during a Friday performance for family and friends. All ages. July 17-21 with morning, afternoon and full-day sessions. At Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329. spokanegymnastics. com 509-315-5433

CHEERTOTS Kids play a variety of games to develop balance, movement and motor skills as well as listening to instructions. Sessions also introduce basic cheerleading skills, songs and chants. Ages 3-6. Offered June 20Aug. 1; meets once a week at Edgecliff Park, Spokane Valley. $108-$119/session. supertotsports.com

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DANCE CAMP Learn fundamental cheerleading skills such as motions, cheers, dances, jumps and stunting through the use of games, drills and activities to prepare your athlete

for a future in sideline cheerleading. Ages 6+. Aug. 7-11 from 9-11 am at the Wren Pierson Community Center in Cheney.  $150. cityofcheney.org

CHILDREN’S DANCE CAMPS These theme-based camps for boys and girls include age-appropriate dancing, yoga, crafts and storytelling. Fun choreography promotes rhythm and musicality while introducing foundational ballet movements. Dancers may wear comfy clothes, ballet attire or costumes. Ages 3-8 (varies by session). Four-day sessions offered June 26-29, July 10-13 and Aug. 14-17 at Sandra Olgard Studio of Dance. $60/ session. sandraolgardsstudioofdance. com 509-838-7464

DANCE CENTER OF SPOKANE CAMPS These dance camps focus on various styles of dance for children. Sessions include Under the Sea (Aug. 7-10), Dazzling Disney (Aug. 14-17), Pirates and Mermaids (July 24-27) and more. Ages 3-12. July 17-Aug. 17. See website for full schedule.  $125/ week. dancecenterofspokane. com 509-448-2464

DANCE CENTER OF SPOKANE CHEER CLINICS This clinic covers tumbling, dance, and cheer stunting techniques. Coed, ages 9-18. July 11-15 from 12:30-3 pm at Dance Center of Spo kane. $155. dancecenterofspokane. com 509-448-2426

DANCE CENTER OF SPOKANE JAZZ INTENSIVE A camp focused on jazz dance taught by Kaisa-Mikale Hance and Dave Massey. July 31-Aug. 3; time TBD. At Dance Center of Spokane. $95/day, $350/week. dancecenterofspokane.com 509-448-2464

DYNAMIC ATHLETIC CENTER Dynamic Athletic Center offers programs from recreational to competitive gymnastics and cheer to keep kids active and busy this summer. Program details/dates and price TBA. dynamicathleticcenter.org 509-489-5867

ENCANTO BALLET CAMP Your little dancer will be paired up with a teen volunteer, dressed in costume, who will dance, play and craft alongside them this week. Experience ballet and creative expression with the music from Encanto. Ages 3.5-4. Aug. 14-17 from 1-2 pm at Ballet Arts Academy, Spokane. $120. balletartsacademy. com 509-838-5705

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ENCHANTED DANCE CAMP Campers enjoy a magical week of dance classes, games, stories, crafts and activities based on stories from Frozen, Moana,The Little Mermaid and Tangled. Ages 3-8. June 18-22 from 10 am-12 pm at Isabelle’s Dance Time. $140. isabellesdancetime. com  509-927-0972

FOREST FAIRIES BALLET CAMP Miss Kenzie teaches young dancers how to portray a forest fairy in this ballet camp featuring crafts and games. Ages 5-7. Offered Aug. 14-17 from 2:30-3:34 pm at Ballet Arts Academy.  $140. balletartsacademy.com 509-838-5705

FROZEN BALLET CAMP Your little dancer will be paired up with a teen volunteer, dressed in costume who will dance, play and craft alongside them while exploring the ice, snow and music from the film Frozen. Pay in full by April 30 and receive a Frozen costume for free. Ages 3.5-7. Aug. 7-11 from 10:30 am-12 pm at Ballet Arts Academy, Spokane.  $190. balletartsacademy.com 509-838-5705

GET THE SUMMER STARTED CAMP A special promotional camp to kick off the summer with general gymnastics and activities appropriate for all abilities. Ages 5-14. June 20-24 with morning, afternoon or full-day sessions, at Spokane Gymnastics. $199-$279. spokanegymnastics.com 509-533-9646

GONZAGA SUMMER DANCE INTEN-

SIVE This year’s summer dance intensive focuses on ballet and contemporary technique, with supplemental classes in jazz, hip-hop, modern, dance composition, pilates and musical theater. All classes are taught by Gonzaga faculty and guest artists in the Myrtle Woldson Performing Arts Center. Ages 13-20. July 2428 (ages 13-20; intermediate/advanced) and July 31-Aug. 4 (ages 9-13; beginner/ intermediate).  $200-$400. gonzaga. edu/summerdance 509-313-6508

GYMNASTICS FUN CAMP Basic gymnastics are taught via structured lessons on all events plus games, challenges, crafts and themed activities. Ages 6-14. Sessions offered Aug. 7-11 with morning (8-11:30 am), afternoon (12:30-4 pm) and full day (8 am-4 pm) sessions, at Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329. spokanegymnastics.com 509-315-5433

HIP HOP ROCKS! A camp focused on hip-hop dance. Ages 11+. Aug. 8, 10, 15 and 17 from 8-9 pm at Dance Center of Spokane.  $65/class. dancecenterofspokane.com 509-448-2464

JUNIOR SUMMER DANCE INTENSIVE This dance intensive is for younger dancers who want to take their dance to the next level. Students dance for three hours daily in ballet, jazz, stretch, strengthening and more. Intended for dancers in levels 1-3. Offered in two sessions: July 24-27 and July 31-Aug. 3 from 2-5 pm Mon-Thu at Ballet Arts Academy, Spokane. $245-$405. balletartsacademy.com 509-838-5705

MARESSA’S SCHOOL OF DANCE SUMMER SESSION Summer sessions include programs in pre-primary ballet, cheerlead-

ing, jazz, hip-hop, lyrical, modern, ballet and more. Ages 1.5 to adults. July 5-Aug. 26 session times vary by age and skill level, see website for complete schedule and class options. $145-$165. maressasdance.com 509-599-4048

MINI JAZZ INTENSIVE A camp focusing on jazz technique, with afternoon sessions on lyrical, musical theater and jazz turns. This program is guest taught by Kaisa-Mikale Hance, an L.A.-based choreographer. Ages 6-10. July 31-Aug. 3 from 11 am-12:30 pm at Dance Center of Spokane. $150. dancecenterofspokane. com 509-448-2426

MOUNTAIN VIEW GYMNASTICS SUMMER CAMP A camp filled with gymnastics stations, themed activities, obstacle courses, games and more. Sessions offered in 2023 include “super hero,” “science,” “beach,” “ninja” and “jungle” weeks. Ages 4-14. June 26-Aug. 18, meets Mon-Fri for half (9 am-noon) or full (9 am3:30 pm) day sessions. $49-$276. mvgymnastics.com 509-244-7061

NINJA ZONE GYMNASTICS CAMP A fusion of gymnastics, martial arts, obstacle course training and freestyle movement. Ninja sport includes combinations of flips, rolls, and kicks designed to help improve total body coordination, build strength and improve agility. Obstacle course skills are taught in an active and fastpaced class, along with an introduction to basic gymnastics skills and structured rotations on all apparatus. Beyond skill, this camp teaches self-confidence, discipline, impulse control, responsibility and instinctual safety. Campers get to show off the skills they have learned at a Friday performance. All ages. July 17-21 with morning, afternoon and full-day sessions. At Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329.  spokanegymnastics.com 509-315-5433

PARKOUR GYMNASTICS CAMP An introduction to safety, basic techniques for jumping, vaulting, climbing and swinging, with special emphasis on falling drills, safely bailing skills and landing. Students learn the parkour-specific terminology and train in the main gym, in addition to the parkour-specific room with wooden obstacles and bars. Campers get to show off their new skills in a Friday performance. Ages 5-14. July 17-21 with morning, afternoon and full day sessions, at Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329.  spokanegymnastics.com 509-315-5433

PRESCHOOL GYMNASTICS CAMP Structured gymnastics lesson on all events are taught by creative, fun and encouraging coaches. Campers enjoy games, storytime and gymnastics activities. Ages 3-5. Sessions offered Aug. 7-11 with morning (8-11:30 am), afternoon (12:30-4 pm) and full day (8 am-4 pm) sessions, at Spokane Gymnastics. $219-$329.  spokanegymnastics.com 509-315-5433

SANDRA OLGARD STUDIO SUMMER

INTENSIVE Deepen your practice and prepare for your first class in the fall. Learn choreography in familiar and new genres, and increase flexibility. Offered July 31-Aug. 10 at Sandra Olgard Studio of Dance. $600. sandraolgardsstudioofdance.com 509-838-7464

SKYHAWKS CHEERLEADING Kids learn essential skills to lead crowds, including proper hand and body movements, jumping and choreographed performance skills. Ages 5-11. Summer

sessions offered from June-July; see site for complete list of dates and locations. Held at parks and schools in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area.  $130-$230/ session. skyhawks.com

SPOKANE BALLET STUDIO INTENSIVE An intermediate/advanced session in ballet, pointe, modern and jazz with additional focus on ballet history, pilates, variations and performance. July 24-Aug. 4, meets Mon-Fri from 10 am3:30 pm at Spokane Ballet Studio. $550, $60/day. spokaneballetstudio.com

509-714-3650

SPOKANE BALLET STUDIO: CHILDREN’S WORKSHOP This session

covers ballet, jazz and modern, and includes crafts, ballet history, pilates and a mini performance. Ages 8-12. July 10-14 from 10 am-3 pm at Spokane Ballet Studio. $275, $55/day. spokaneballetstudio.com 509-714-3650

SUMMER DANCE INTENSIVE A course to develop strength, stamina and flexibility while improving technique in ballet, pointe, jazz, contemporary, lyrical, tap, musical theater, tumbling, hip hop and more. Ages 10+. Aug. 7-10 and Aug. 14-17 at Dance Center of Spokane. $300/week or $500/both weeks. dancecenterofspokane.com 509-448-2426

TANGLED BALLET CAMP Your little

dancer will be paired up with a teen volunteer, dressed in costume, who will dance, play and craft alongside them this week. Experience ballet and creative expression with the music from Tangled. Pay in full by April 30 and receive a Tangled costume for free. Ages 3.5-7. June 26-30 from 1:30-3 pm at Ballet Arts Academy, Spokane. $190.  balletartsacademy.com 509-838-5705

TRAMPOLINE & TUMBLING

CAMP Campers enjoy a week of highflying action featuring instruction on the Tumbl Trak, double mini trampoline, Eurotramp trampoline, rod floor, as well as spring floor and air floor mixed with fun games and activities. Campers learn

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Spokane Gymnastics offers themed camps all summer long.

important skills such as air awareness, progressive tumbling, strength and coordination, as well as flipping and twisting safely. Ages 6+. July 31-Aug. 4 from 8:30 am-noon at the team facility, Spokane Gymnastics Pines. $219$329. spokanegymnastics.com

509-315-5433

UCA CHEER CAMP A three-day, elite cheerleading camp for middle and high school cheerleaders and cheer teams. This year’s theme is “Just Like Magic.” July 26-29 with overnight and commuter options, camp held at the Spokane Convention Center. $252$925. uca.varsity.com

WAREHOUSE DANCE CAMP A fun, safe environment where kids learn the basics of contemporary dance, modern dance, hip hop and more. Performance for family is on the last day of class. Offered July 5-Aug. 11; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-noon at the Warehouse, Spokane.  $159/week. warehouseathletics.com 509-484-2670

EDUCATION

AFTER-HOURS MINIATURE

GOLF Play indoor miniature golf after-hours at the library with family or a group of friends. Tee times are every 20 minutes. All ages. Sessions offered at various Spokane County Library branches from Aug. 10-Sept. 1. Free. scld.org

AROUND THE WORLD IN FIVE DAYS

CAMP “Travel” to five different countries from around the world. Each day we will go to somewhere new, exploring what makes each country unique. Campers learn new words, try traditional food and create projects based on the culture of each country to take home with you. Grades 3-8. June 2630 from 9 am-12:00 pm and 1-4 pm (two sessions offered) at St. George’s School. $150. sgs.org 509-466-1636

BLOOM COACHING COLLEGE APPLICATION CAMP A camp for high school students to get a jump start on the college application process while experiencing traditional camp activities. Campers depart with a heightened sense of awareness, confidence, direction, and plan for their future education. Grades 9-12. July 30-Aug. 4 at Lutherhaven facilities. $1,600. youandibloom.com/ camp-2023 406-533-5582

CAMP INVENTION This summer’s allnew, hands-on activities launch students’ imaginations and get their confidence soaring as they explore STEM fun from the oceans to outer space. For students entering grades K-6. June 26-June 30 (Moran Prairie Elementary, Spokane), July 10-14 (Betz Elementary School, Cheney) and July 24-28 (First Presbyterian Christian School, Spokane). Programs take place from 9 am-3:30 pm; extended day options available at some locations. $260$265. invent.org/camp

CAMP METAMORPHOSIS A oneweek, non-residential program for gifted and talented children who choose an area of focus for the week (this year’s interest areas are arts, outdoors and STEM). For students entering grades 4-6. July 10-14, meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-3:30 pm at Whit-

worth University. $365. whitworth. edu 509-777-3226

CAMP OPPORTUNITY A weeklong, project-based camp to engage gifted youths’ creativity and help them discover their passions through investigations in academics and specific interest areas. This year’s program is broken into three interest pods: The World of 2D Art, Archery, and STEM. For students entering grades 6-9. July 17-21 from 9 am-3:30 pm at Whitworth University. $365. whitworth.edu 509777-3226

CAMP READ-A-RAMA Campers read and explore children‚Äôs books during camp and then use the books‚Äô themes for camp activities, crafts, music and games. Sessions offered at various Spokane County Library District branches from June 26-July 27. Free. scld.org

CHINESE LANGUAGE AND CULTURE CAMP Campers learn Chinese language and culture, read Chinese books, draw, sing, dance, play games and learn to write Chinese letters. June 26-30 and July 17-21 (Grades 6-10) and July 10-14 (Grades K-5) from 9 am-12 pm at Saint George’s School. $150. sgs.org

DANCE CENTER OF SPOKANE PRESCHOOL STEAM CAMPS Various STEM-based camps are offered to preschool-age children. This year’s sessions include “Fitness is Fun” (June 26-29), “Camp Out” (July 17-20), “Tails and Peg Legs” (Aug. 7-10) and more.

Ages 3-5. June 26-Aug. 17, meets MonThu from 9 am-noon at Dance Center of Spokane.  $190/week. dancecen terofspokane.com 509-448-2464

GONZAGA PREP ENGLISH CAMPS English camps offered this year include Literacy Camp with Ms. McArdle (Aug. 14-18, 10:05-11 am; grades 8-9), College Essay Writing Camp with Ms. McArdle (Aug. 14-18, 11:15 am-12:15 pm; grade 12 only) and Grammar Rocks with Ms. McFar land (Aug. 14-18, 8-8:55 am; grades 7-10).  $80. gprep.com 509-4838511

GONZAGA PREP MATH CAMPS Gon zaga Prep offers two math-centered camps including Fundamental Skills (Aug. 14-18; prerequisite of pre-alge bra) and Advanced Math Camp (Aug. 14-18; prerequisite of algebra 1) that prepare students for success at Gon zaga Prep.  $80. gprep.com 509483-8511

GONZAGA PREP SCIENCE SAFARI CAMP A four-day science camp all about exploring the Earth’s oceans through hands-on, scientific investigations. Activities include modeling, playing games, creating artwork, dissection and more. Sessions offered from June 20-29, daily from 12:30-4 pm. $110. gprep.com

GONZAGA PREP STUDY SKILLS CAMP A study skills seminar designed to help with goal setting, time management, learning styles, organization, note-taking, reading comprehension, outlining, test-taking and more. Sessions offered for grades 6-8 (Aug. 14-18) and grade 9 (Aug. 1418). $80. gprep.com 509-483-8511

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All camps will be held at Patterson Ballpark at GU. Come learn from Gonzaga coaches and players!

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Zags Baseball Camps are a great experience for boys and girls of all ages, and will blend baseball instruction with fun and experience!

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2023 Day Camp

Campers Entering 1st-5th Grade

Weekly Camps Available: June 19–Sept 1

2023 Elementary School Programs

Campers Entering 1st–3rd Grade

Primary Camp 1 • June 25–28

Primary Camp 2 • July 9–12

Primary Camp 3 • Aug 6–9

Campers Entering 3rd–6th Grade

Lake Camp 1 • June 25–29

Lake Camp 2 • July 2–6

Adventures Camp • July 9–13

Arts & Science • Aug 6–10

Camp • Aug 13–17

2023 Middle School Programs

Campers Entering 6th–9th Grade

Water Sports 1 • June 25–29

Fine Arts • Aug 6–10

Water Sports 2 • July 9–13

Camp • July 2–6

Water Sports (Advanced) • Aug 13–17

2023 High School Programs

Campers Entering 9th–13th Grade

Water Sports • Aug 6–10

Camp • July 9–13

EDUCATION

LEGO CHALLENGE CAMP Campers are challenged to design a motorized or simple machine model that can meet a daily challenge involving levers, gears, pulleys, wheels and axles, and programming WeDo models. Builders (grades 1-3) use motors, gears and Lego bricks and WeDo, while Engineers (grades 4-7) use Spike Prime EV3 programmable bricks. Grades 1-7. July 10-14 from 9 am-2:30 pm at Westminster Congregational UCC Church, Spokane. $175.  discoveryrobots.org 509-688-9244

LEOLINGO SPANISH IMMERSION

CAMP Native Spanish speakers interact with campers and are eager to share culture and language through games, songs, crafts, theater and more.

Ages 6-12. June 26-Aug. 11 from 9 am-4 pm. Sessions occur weekly at Emmaus Church and Finch Arboretum in Spokane.  $250-$260. LEOlingoUSA.com

509-953-1175

MAYAN ADVENTURE LEGO

CAMP Younger campers (Builders, grades 1-3) design and build a vehicle to explore the jungles in search of Mayan ruins. Older campers (Engineers, grades 4-7) build vehicles with Spike Prime/EV3 programmable bricks and program them to explore and complete tasks. Grades 1-7. June 26-30 from 9 am-2:30 pm. Hosted at Westminster Congregational UCC Church, Spokane. $175. discoveryrobots.org

509-688-9244

MINDS IN MOTION: CHEMICAL CREATIONS A hands-on camp where kids conduct a variety of experiments. Make and take home a wide assortment of formations like magic sand and slime and learn many different scientific concepts. Ages 6-11. Aug. 7-11 from 12:30-3:30 pm at the Wren Pierson Community Center in Cheney. $176. cityofcheney.org

MINDS IN MOTION: RE/CO ROBOT Build and take home your own RE/CO Robot, a mechanical off-roading adventure. It comes equipped with an infrared sensor and artificial intelligence. Ages 8-12. Aug. 7-11 from 9 am-noon at the Wren Pierson Community Center in Cheney.  $176.  cityofcheney.org

READY, SET, GO! WRITING CAMP Campers learn writing and reading strategies by exploring favorite children‚Äôs literature. As we start building our literacy stamina for the new school year, we will also introduce and practice basic Spanish vocabulary. Grades K-2. July 31-Aug. 4 from 9 am-3 pm at St. George’s School.  $300. sgs. org 509-466-1636

SATORI CAMP A camp that allows academically and intellectually talented students to experience their first taste of college. Students choose three mini-courses to participate in throughout the duration of camp. Campers can choose to stay in EWU dorms or commute. Grades 7-12. July 23-29 from 7:30 am-10 pm at Eastern Washington University, Cheney. $950-$1,050. Scholarships available. inside.ewu.edu/satoricamp 800-999-8363

TECH TREK  Tech Trek introduces girls to local successful female STEM professionals while teaching girls that

their intellectual skills will grow over time, demonstrating that it’s possible to break traditional female career stereotypes. Qualifying campers should be entering grade 8 in the fall, and girls must be nominated by a teacher. Sessions offered July 9-15 and July 1622. $50 registration fee; campers must be nominated and selected. techtrekwa.aauw.net

UNPLUGGED CODING CAMP Learn the basics of coding through handson STEAM challenges. Escape mazes, build cities and play with robots. Grades 2-6. Aug. 4 from 9 am-2 pm at the Northwest Museum of Arts and Culture. $45-$50. northwestmuseum. org 509-456-3931

FOOTBALL

ALL NORTHWEST FOOTBALL PASSING ACADEMY This two-day passing academy offers high caliber, offensiveskill development for athletes motivated to become playmakers in the passing game. Sessions incorporate video and classroom sessions with on-field drills and skill development. Grades 5-12. Dates TBD at Real Life Ministries, Post Falls. Price TBA. allnorthwestfootball.com 509-859-3403

FLAG FOOTBALL CAMP This four-day camp is run by Cheney High School athletes and coaches. Coed. Grades K-6. July 17-20 from 9:30-10:30 am (K2nd grade) and 9:30-11:30 (3-6 grade) at Cheney High School. $40-$50.  cityofcheney.org

NFL YOUTH FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE Teams of 5-10 members can register to participate in this summer league, with practice on Tuesdays and league games on Thursdays. Players

receive an official NFL team jersey and flag belt. Coed, ages 5-16. May 30-Aug. 20; register by May 6 to participate, more information online. Practice facilities vary, but all games are held at the Dwight Merkel Sports Complex, Spokane. $145. spokanerec.org

SKYHAWKS FLAG FOOTBALL Players learn skills on both sides of the football, including passing, catching and defense. Multi-sport combo camps are also offered. Camps take place at parks and schools throughout the Spokane/ Coeur d’Alene area. Coed, ages 6-12. Camps offered June-August; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $155-$230/session. skyhawks. com

VANDAL FOOTBALL PROSPECT

CAMP A football camp for prospective college-level players; more details TBA. Athletes need to bring their own helmet, shoulder pads, jersey, shorts and cleats. Grades 9-12. Offered June 19, June 29 and July 29 from 9 am-1 pm at the University of Idaho Kibbie Dome, Moscow.  $110/session. govandals. com/sports

VANDAL FOOTBALL TEAM CAMP A summer football camp for high school players, who can register individually or with their teammates and coaches. Grades 9-12. June 21-23 at University of Idaho, Moscow. $110-$175. govandals. com/sports

VANDAL FOOTBALL YOUTH CAMP A summer football camp for young players; more details TBA. Grades 2-8. June 26-27, daily from 9 am-12 pm at the University of Idaho, Moscow. $70. govandals.com/sports

WSU FOOTBALL DAY CAMP Join WSU Head Coach Jake Dickert, WSU coaching

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staff and current/former players instruct this one-day camp. Open to athletes entering grades 9-12 or who graduated high school in 2021-22. June 24 (single day camp) at WSU Pullman. $55.  wsufootballcamps.totalcamps.com

MUSIC

COUGAR SUMMER MUSIC CAMP A music camp for wind ensemble, jazz band, string orchestra, musical theatre and concert choir. Open to incoming 8th graders and high school-age students. June 18-24 at WSU Pullman. $350$700. music.wsu.edu

JENKS IN CONCERT Watch Jenks, a high-energy juggling act, juggle while playing his original songs for kids and participate in a dance contest. Ages 5+ and their families. Sessions offered from June 20-23, times vary. At various parks in the Spokane area. Free. scld.org

LIONEL HAMPTON MUSIC CAMP A week of fun and making music. Camp offers specialized instruction, one-on-one study and group classes, with performances in ensembles and jam sessions. Campers choose elective courses to take each afternoon. Grades 8-12. June 18-24, meets daily 8 am-7 pm at University of Idaho, Moscow. $400-$725.  uidaho.edu/LHMC 208-885-6231

RED YARN MUSIC & PUPPET

SHOW Red Yarn (aka Andy Furgeson) weaves music and puppetry into highenergy, interactive shows. Blending folk and rock‚Äôn‚Äôroll, Red and his critter friends make sure you have a singing, dancing, stomping and clapping good time while celebrating our country‚Äôs multicultural musical heritage. Sessions offered from July 24-28, times vary. At various parks in the Spokane area. Free. scld.org

THE HARMONICA POCKET: SING

YOUR SONG! The Harmonica Pocket performs a light-hearted, engaging and playful music program. Ukuleles, acoustic guitars, and harmonicas accompany silly and sweet songs about trees, bugs, counting and more. Kids and their grownups create original rhymes to traditional folk songs, raise their voices to play with the alphabet‚Äôs many amusing sounds and sing new words to old songs. Ages 5+ and their families. Sessions offered from July 10-14, times vary. At various parks in the Spokane area.  Free. scld.org

WSU SUMMER KEYBOARD EXPLORATIONS Faculty offer individual studio lessons in classical piano as well as jazz piano. Students also participate as a group in masterclasses on solo performance literature, technique and ensemble playing. Students should have a minimum of one year of piano lessons. Grades 7-12. June 18-24. $350$700. music.wsu.edu

OTHER SPORTS

BADMINTON SUMMER CAMP A camp designed to introduce new players to the sport, and to sharpen the skills of intermediate players. Camp focuses on the fundamentals of badminton in a fun, yet challenging way by incorporating mobility and match play drills to refine technique. Ages 7-17. Sessions

offered July 24-28, July 31-Aug. 4 and Aug 7-11 from 8 am-3 pm at The Podium. $149. spokanerec.org

CHENEY PARKS & REC LACROSSE

CAMP This camp focuses on the fundamentals of lacrosse: passing, catching, shooting and dodging. Scrimmages will be played throughout the week. All equipment provided. Coed, ages 8-12. Aug. 14-18 from 9 am-noon at Centennial Park, Cheney.  $125.  cityofcheney.org

CHENEY PARKS & REC MARTIAL ARTS

CAMP Kids learn self-defense, bullyproofing, personal space and traditional karate movements in this camp taught by Kris Wilder, U.S. Martial Arts Hall of Fame member. Ages 8-14. July 31-Aug. 4 from 9 am-noon at Hagelin Park, Cheney.  $125. cityofcheney.org

DISC GOLF SUPER SUMMER

CAMP Learn and discover new skills and talents, or up your game with personal skill development. Camp concludes with a final tournament and all students receive a disk in this camp hosted by the US Youth Disc Golf Association. Ages 10-16. Sessions offered July 24-28 and Aug. 7-11 from 9 am-noon at Camp Sekani Park. $129.  spokanerec.org

FLY FISHING CAMP This camp will cover the basics of fly fishing, including casting, fly tying, reading the water, fly selection, knot tying, water safety and fish identification. All equipment provided, must bring a water bottle, snacks, hat and sunscreen every day. Ages 10-15. July 26-30 from 9 am-12 pm at the Wren Pierson Community Center, Cheney.  $100. cityofcheney.org

GIRLS ON THE RUN CAMP An all-girl camp where kids spend the week building friendships, exploring their creativity and playing fun games that keep them moving. Grades 3-5. July 10-14 from 9 am-2 pm at Country Homes Christian Church, Spokane. $200; scholarships available. gotrspokane.com

GONZAGA PREP CROSS COUNTRY

CAMP A camp designed to meet the needs of all levels of runners interested in cross country. June 20-23 (boys, grades 9-12), June 26-28 (girls, grades 9-12). $100-$234. gprep.com

GONZAGA PREP STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING CAMP These summer strength and conditioning camps are designed to prepare students who wish to improve in the areas of strength, power, agility and speed. This camp is open to all Gonzaga Prep students regardless of gender and athletic participation. Grades 9-12. Sessions offered June 26-Aug. 10. $125. gprep. com 509-483-8511

GONZAGA TENNIS CAMP Gonzaga provides full-day and half-day camp options of match strategy, competitive drills and conditioning. Ages 8-18. July 24-28 from 9 am-12 pm or 9 am-4:30 pm at Gonzaga University’s Stevens Center.  $265-$530. gonzagatenniscamps.com

HOCKEY MINISTRIES CAMP Campers receive instruction on the ice from top coaches and players in the sport, along with other activities including character-building exercises and more, in a Christian, faith-based setting. Coed ages 9-17. July 17-21 at Frontier Ice Are-

na, Coeur d’Alene. $360-$380. hockeyministries.org 514-395-1717

INLAND EMPIRE DIVING SKILL CAMPS Learn how to dive with coaches who are experienced in teaching beginners and state champions. Children will learn how to jump, spin and flip into the water in all directions. Ages 5-16; must be confident in deep end of pool. June 26-Aug. 24, meets Mon-Thu from 5-6:15 pm at the Liberty Aquatic Center. $45/week. inlandempirediving.com 253-355-8975

IRONWOOD THROWERS CAMP The 34th annual camp for track and field throwing athletes (discus, hammer, javelin and shot put) offers instruction from notable coaches. July 12-15. Hosted at Ironwood Throwers in Rathdrum, and Lake City High School, Coeur d’Alene. $399, scholarships available. ironwoodcamp.com

KROC CENTER SPORTS CAMP This half-day program teaches kids the fundamentals of basketball or soccer and develops skills through games, drills and play. Basketball sessions offered from June 19-July 28, soccer sessions offered from July 10-Aug. 18. Meets Mon-Fri from 8:30 am-12:30 pm at the Kroc Center, Coeur d’Alene.  $108$135.  kroccda.org

LATE NIGHT NERF Participate in a nerf battle in the library after hours. Nerf supplies and snacks are provided. Ages 8-12. Aug. 11 from 7-9 pm at the North Spokane Library. Free. scld.org

NBC GIRLS LACROSSE Led by Whitworth women‚Äôs lacrosse head coach Noelle Brouillard, athletes learn the foundations of a strong lacrosse player. Training curriculum focuses on stickwork, ground balls, situational breakdown, man up/man down, fast breaks, introduction to college play, increasing game speed and knowledge. Ages 9-18. June 27-29 at Whitworth University, with overnight/commuter options. $150-$455. nbccamps. com 800-406-3926

NIKE JUNIOR GOLF CAMP Campers of all abilities enjoy daily instruction and course play under the direction of WSU’s men’s and women’s golf team coaches and current/former players, along with fun off-the-course activities. Coed, ages 10-18. June 25-28 at WSU, Pullman, with day and overnight options. $695-$1,095. ussportscamps. com 800-645-3226

RELATIONAL RIDING ACADEMY HORSE CAMP A horsemanship program offering half-day riding camps for beginning and experienced riders. Ages 8-13. Helmet, long pants and boots required. Sessions offered June 19-23, July 10-14, July 24-28 and Aug. 14-18; meets Mon-Fri from 8:45 am-noon. Only 25 spots open per session. At Relational Riding Academy in Cheney.  $300/session. relationalridingacademy.com

SKYHAWKS GOLF Camps teach the fundamentals of golf including swinging, putting and body positioning, with all equipment provided. Camps are held at local parks and schools throughout the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Coed, ages 5-12. Sessions offered June-August; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $185-$230/session. skyhawks.com

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OTHER SPORTS

SKYHAWKS LACROSSE Lacrosse combines basic skills used in soccer, basketball and hockey into one fast-paced game. Boys and girls learn the fundamentals of stick handling, cradling, passing and shooting in a fun, non-checking environment. Ages 6-12. Held at parks and schools in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Sessions offered JuneAugust; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $95-$230/session. skyhawks.com

SKYHAWKS MULTI-SPORT + MINIHAWK CAMPS A multi-sport program to give kids an introduction to sports such as basketball, baseball, soccer, flag football, ultimate frisbee and more. Ages 4-12, with sessions for younger athletes (Mini-Hawks Camps). Camps are hosted at parks and schools in the Spokane/ Coeur d’Alene area. Sessions offered June-August; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $134-$230/session. skyhawks.com

SKYHAWKS TENNIS Camps teach proper grip, footwork, strokes, volleys, serves and game rules and etiquette. Camps are held at parks and schools in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Coed, ages 6-12. Sessions offered June-July; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $95-$230/session.  skyhawks.com

SKYHAWKS TRACK & FIELD/CROSS COUNTRY Using special equipment, exercises and drills, this session prepares athletes for a future in cross-country, track and field events and distance running. Ages 6-12. July 10-14 from 9 am-3 pm at Terrace View Park, Spokane Valley. $190. skyhawks.com

SPORTS DEVELOPMENT CAMP This sports program prepares children and their parents for organized sports in a fun and safe environment. Ages 3-5. June 26-30 from 9-11 am at Hagelin Park in Cheney. $100. cityofcheney.org

TEEN DISC GOLF Learn or improve your disc golf skills with a world-class professional coach. Coed, ages 13-17. June 19-23 from 9 am-noon at Salnave Park, Cheney. $125. cityofcheney.org

TEEN HIKING Embark on beautiful hikes around Washington and Idaho. All hikes are no longer than four miles long. Coed, ages 13-17. See website for location information. $125. cityofcheney.org

USTA PNW RECTENNIS RecTennis provides weekly sessions all summer during which kids are active and learn basic skills in a non-competitive atmosphere. Campers learn life lessons and skills, and play high-energy activities and games.

Ages 5-14. Sessions offered weekly June 19-25 at different locations in the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. See website for details. $30-$125. rectennis.com

WAREHOUSE ALL-SPORT CAMP A fun, safe environment where kids make friends, create lasting memories and learn life skills both on and off the court. Campers enjoy a variety of sports and games designed to keep them engaged and having fun. Lunch is included daily; after-care options also available. Campers enjoy indoor and outdoor play, as well as swimming. Ages 6-12. Offered June 19Aug. 11; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-3:30 pm at the Warehouse, Spokane.  $209/ week. warehouseathletics.com

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WAREHOUSE JR. SPORT CAMP A variety of sports and activities to keep your future sports star engaged. Activities

include basketball, soccer, floor hockey, kickball, capture the flag and more. Snack is included daily. Ages 4-6. June 19-Aug. 18; times TBA. At the Warehouse in Spokane. $159/week. warehouseathletics.com 509-484-2670

WILD WALLS INDOOR CLIMBING

CAMP Kids learn and experience the sport of rock climbing through bouldering, top roping, knot tying, belaying, slacklining, rappelling, ascending, crate stacking, safety practices, games and more. No experience necessary. Ages 7-14. Sessions offered July 10-14, July 1721, July 24-28, July 31-Aug. 4 and Aug. 7-11; meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-2 pm at Wild Walls, Spokane. $350-$400/session. wildwalls.com 509-455-9596

WSU SWIMMING STROKE CAMP A camp specifically focusing on strokes for swimmers. June 25-30, with resident and commuter options. At WSU Pullman. $500-$700. wsuswimming. totalcamps.com

WSU SWIMMING TRAINING CAMP A highly intense training camp for athletes in the middle of their season. Along with high-level coaching, technique and instruction from WSU coaches and student athletes, these camps are more intense and thus best suited to those who desire to swim in college. Classroom sessions on nutrition and what it means to be a college swimmer are incorporated, as well as swimming-specific dryland sessions. Overnight/residential options. June 2530 at WSU Pullman. $500-$700. wsuswimming.totalcamps.com

SOCCER

CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER TRAINING CAMP Join the SGS soccer coaching staff as they get the ball rolling head-

ing into the fall season. This camp emphasizes game style play and help develop the whole soccer player from foot skills, passing, shooting, defending and a variety of other skills needed to become a well-rounded player. Grades K-12. July 17-20 from 9 am-12 pm and 2:30-5:30 pm (two sessions offered) at the Saint George’s soccer field. $50.  sgs.org 509-466-1636

GONZAGA MEN’S SOCCER ACADEMY This camp welcomes elite youth and junior college players who can showcase their abilities in a small setting and in front of some of the best college staff members in the Northwest. Grades 8+. Sessions offered June 10-11 and July 14-15. See website for locations and times. $200.  zagsocceracademy.com

GONZAGA PREP SOCCER CAMPS During summer 2023, Gonzaga Prep offers a boys camp (July 24-27; grades 9-12), a girls camp (July 24-27; grades 9-12) and a coed youth soccer camp (July 24-27; grades 6-8). $75. gprep.com  509-483-8511

GONZAGA WOMEN’S SOCCER ACADEMY This year’s camps include Spring ID Camp (May 20-21; grades 8-12), the College Bound Academy (June 17-18 and July 21-22) and Pups Camp (July 10-13; ages 5-12). All camps are led by Gonzaga Women’s Soccer head coach Chris Watkins.  $95-$315. gonzagasoccer.com

NIKE SOCCER CAMP The goal of this camp is to stimulate a love for the game, showing youth athletes how to accelerate their own progress and success. Coed, ages 6-16. July 10-13 and July 17-20 with full (9 am-4 pm) and half-day (9 amnoon) options. At Dwight Merkel Sports Complex. $255-$365/session. ussportscamps.com 800-645-3226

SKYHAWKS SOCCER A progressional coaching curriculum teaching technical skills and knowledge for all levels of playing experience. Camps are held at local parks and schools throughout the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Boys and girls ages 3-12. Offered June-August; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $69-$230/session. skyhawks. com

SUPERTOTS SOCCER Younger age groups focus on developing motor skills and self-confidence; older classes focus more on developing core soccer skills and personal focus, and also introduce an element of light competition. Ages 2.55. Sessions offered every summer from June through August at area parks and schools in the Spokane-Coeur d’Alene Area. See website for complete details. $47+/session. supertotsports.com

WSU WOMEN’S SOCCER DAY CAMP A camp with the WSU Women’s soccer team coaches, staff and players, geared toward younger athletes and covering fundamental skills and more. Sessions offered June 19-22 and July 18-21 with half (9 am-noon, ages 5-7) and full-day (9 am-4 pm, ages 8-14) sessions. At WSU Pullman. $160-$275. wsuwomenssoccercamps.totalcamps.com

WSU WOMEN’S SOCCER JUNIOR ELITE ID CAMP A camp led by WSU Women’s Soccer coaches, staff and players for mid-level players. Coed, grades 4-8. July 10-11 at WSU Pullman. $220 wsuwomenssoccercamps.totalcamps.com

WSU WOMEN’S SOCCER SENIOR ELITE ID CAMP WSU Women’s Soccer coaches, staff and players lead this camp designed for competitive players. Girls grades 8-12. July 15-16 at WSU Pullman. $220. wsuwomenssoccercamps. totalcamps.com

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SPECIAL NEEDS

ABBA’S CHILD GRIEF CAMP MiVoden is hosting this camp designed to help grieving children process the loss of someone close to them while also getting them outside to have some fun at camp. Ages 9-16. June 25-July 2 (Ages 9-12), July 23-30 (Ages 13-16). Application required; more at abbaschild.net. Free for qualifying children.  mivoden.com 509-242-0506

BEATS & RHYTHMS CARDIAC

CAMP Children who’ve been diagnosed with a cardiac defect, disease or pulmonary hypertension enjoy swimming, archery, crafts, water activities, a climbing wall, ropes course and much more, all under medical supervision. Ages 9-16. Aug. 10-13. No cost to campers; donations accepted. beatsandrhythms.org/camp 509-474-6725

CAMP GOODTIMES A camp medically-supported by pediatric and oncology physicians and nurses for children affected by cancer. Highlights include college sports team visits, the tie-dye extravaganza, bass fishing day, and a host of typical camp activities. Ages 7-17. Includes day and resident options. Hosted at YMCA Camp Reed facilities. See website for details. Free for qualifying children. ymcainw.org

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CAMP JOURNEY A camp designed for 7 to 17-year-old cancer patients and survivors. Campers immerse themselves in a fun-filled outdoor camp experience tailored expressly to their needs. Trained oncology staff is onsite 24/7. July 30-Aug. 5 at Ross Point in Post Falls, Idaho. Price TBD. campjourneynw.org

CAMP STIX A one-week residential camp for youth with diabetes, who have an opportunity to come together and share a traditional summer camp experience at Camp Reed’s site on Fan Lake. Ages 9-16. July 2-8. All 2023 camp participants must be fully vaccinated for COVID-19. $1,000; scholarships available. stixdiabetes.org/ camp-stix 509-484-1366

CAMP STIX ADVENTURE CAMP Hosted by Camp STIX, a local summer camp for kids and teens with diabetes, this four-day, three-night experience includes a trip down the Salmon River on a rafting adventure, guided by Salmon River Experience. Ages 16-20. July 2023. All 2023 camp participants must be fully vaccinated for COVID-19. $450; scholarships available. stixdiabetes. org 509-484-1366

CAMP TWIGS A day camp designed for kids with diabetes, during which they’ll learn about living with diabetes, participate in traditional summer camp activities and meet other kids their age, as well as adults who have diabetes. Ages 6-8. Aug. 4-6 at Camp Dart-Lo facilities in north Spokane. All 2023 camp participants must be fully vaccinated for COVID-19. $200; scholarships available. stixdiabetes.org/ camp-twigs  509-484-1366

LUTHERHAVEN CHAMP CAMP A chance for campers with disabilities to experience all that summer camp has to offer. Campers are cared for by trained

college-aged staff and paired with young servant-leaders from around the country, increasing the program’s camper-to-adult ratio. Activities include swimming, crafts, hikes, Bible studies, singing and more, with extra space and assistance for a fun and safe experience. Ages 8-30. June 25-28 (ages 8-18 and 18-30 only) and Aug. 6-9 (ages 8-21). $285; financial assistance available. lutherhaven.com 866-729-8372

LUTHERHAVEN FAMILY CHAMP CAMP WEEKEND A weekend designed for families who have a child (or children) with developmental or special physical needs. Accessible activities including swimming, hikes, arts and crafts and more in a faith-based setting. Aug. 4-6. $165/adult, $115/youth 4-12.  lutherhaven.com 208-667-3459

SUMMER FUN AT ISAAC’S CLUBHOUSE Open to children on the autism spectrum (grades 6-12) who do not require a high level of supervision. Children will foster connections with peers through exploring interests such as Lego, Roblox, Minecraft and more.

Grades 6-12. July 11-Aug. 17. Meets Tue and Thu from 10 am-2 pm at the ISAAC Foundation, Spokane.  $40/week; $240/full session.  theisaacfoundation.org 509-325-1515

TREK ADVENTURES CAMP TREK gives neuro-divergent youth the opportunity to partner with peer-mentors and executive functioning coaches, to learn the skills needed to confidently access their community and demonstrate independence while navigating activities of daily living. Grades 6+. Six sessions offered from July 10-Aug. 17. At Isaac’s Clubhouse, Spokane. prices TBD. Scholarships available. theisaacfoundation.org 509-325-1515

THEATER

BEST OF BROADWAY ACTING

CAMP This class is designed to give students the fundamental building blocks for creating a character using the test and their imagination. In teaching the essential elements of acting, a diverse set of performance games are played to reinforce important ideas. The final day ends with a showcase performance of scenes from Broadway shows for family and friends. Grades 7-12. July 31-Aug. 4 at University High School. $195 (sold out). svsummertheatre.com/ camps 509-368-7897

CHENEY PARKS & REC THEATER

CAMP Campers play theater games that teach the basic principles of theater: movement, improvisation, memorization, following direction, etc. Throughout the week, Stage Left resident artists give a brief interactive presentation on their area of expertise. Campers rehearse a short play to be presented on Friday. Ages 8-12. July 17-21 from 9 am-2 pm at Cheney City Hall. $125. cityofcheney.org

CYT SPOKANE SUMMER CAMPS Join CYT Spokane for its summer theater camps during which campers learn to tell stories through song, dance and script. Sessions offered July 10-14 (ages 8-12) and July 24-28 (ages 6-7) from 9 am-noon and 1-4 pm at the CYT Spokane facility. $175. cytspokane. org 509-487-6540

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THEATER

DC CONNELLY: ANNIE This week-long musical theater camp features water games, team competitions, fun activities, singing, dancing, acting and more in a faith-based environment. The week culminates in a performance of Annie for friends and family. Ages 6-18. Aug. 8-11 from 10 am-2 pm at Summit Christian Academy, Coeur d’Alene.  $220. dconnellyenterprises.com

DC CONNELLY: TREASURE ISLAND This week-long musical theater camp features water games, team competitions, fun activities, singing, dancing, acting and more in a faithbased environment. The week culminates in a performance for friends and family. Ages 6-18. July 24-28 from 10 am-2 pm at Summit Christian Academy, Coeur d’Alene.  $220.  dconnellyenterprises.com

DRAGON TROUBLE Details TBA. Ages 6-8. June 19-23 from 9 am12 pm or 12:30-3:30 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. Price TBD.  spokanechildrenstheatre.org

GONZAGA PREP DRAMA CAMP This drama camp is packed with acting workshops, improv training, musical theatre rehearsals and a final performance for family and friends to attend. Grades 4-8. July 31-Aug. 11, meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-3 pm at Gonzaga Prep.  $300. gprep.com 509-483-8511

HANSEL & GRETEL Details TBD. Ages 8-12. July 24-28 from 9 am-3 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. Price TBD. spokanechildrenstheatre.org

High School. $205. svsummertheatre. com/camps 509-368-7897

HESPERUS ARTS MUSICAL THEATER INTENSIVE Training during this session includes voice, dance and acting. Campers also receive a workbook and skills evaluation. This camp is intensive and focuses on performance authority, polishing skills, improv, audition prep and enhancing talent. Coed, ages 12-18. Aug. 2-5 from 9 am-4 pm at River City Church, Spokane. $350. nbccamps. com 800-406-3626

MUSICAL THEATER CAMP: FROZEN Explore the world of musical theater and learn hits from Disney’s Frozen. This fast-paced, high-energy camp is appropriate for both beginners and experienced performers. Special guests share different aspects of musical theater, including singing, dancing and acting. Grades 4-9. June 19-23 from 9 am-4 pm at the Founders Theater at Saint George’s School. $300. sgs. org 509-466-1636

MUSICAL THEATER TAP DANCE CAMP A summer dance camp for students who want to improve their musical theater tap technique. Classes taught in two levels: beginner or experienced. July 10-Aug. 18; times TBA. $150. indaspokane.com 509986-8333

choreographed musical number as well as musical theatre duets. Facilitated by Haliey Weber with guest artist appearances, this camp is sure to excite any student with an interest in the stage/ performance. Grades 9-12. July 10-14 at University High School. $225. svsummertheatre.com/camps 509-368-7897

PLAY-IN-A-WEEK: FROZEN, ADVENTURES IN ARENDELLE It’s Arendelle’s annual tradition that each villager place a wish in the wishing well, of which one is selected by the Queen to be made true. This year‚Äôs wishing well coins, however, have all been stolen. Grades 3-6. July 31-Aug. 4 at University High School. $205. svsummertheatre.com/ camps 509-368-7897

PUPPETRY IN MOTION Through crafting, drama techniques and imagination, young actors learn to build and use their own puppets to tell tales of adventure, magic and fun. They also learn to craft their own narratives, create characters and embrace silliness in all its forms! This camp culminates in a puppet show for family and friends on the final day of camp. Grades 2-4. July 24-28 at Ponderosa Elementary School. $205. svsummertheatre.com/ camps 509-368-7897

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HARRY POTTER: HERMIONE GRANGER & THE HOGWARTS HOME For an entire semester, there will be no adults at Hogwarts and the students will be in charge. Will they follow the rules? Discover if Hermione holds the key in this magical world. Grades 4-7 (16 spots available). June 26-30 at University

MUSICAL THEATRE DAY CAMP This theater camp is designed to help aspiring actors and singers improve their voice quality, gain confidence in their dancing skills and work to become top-level performers in a faith-based environment. Ages 6-19. July 5-8 at River City Church, Spokane. $350. nbccamps.com

MUSICAL THEATRE MASTER-

CLASS This triple-threat training camp tackles the fundamentals of singing, acting and dance. Led by industry professionals, students develop confidence and stage presence through a group-

RAVEN HOOD Details TBA. Ages 10-13. July 17-21 from 9 am-3 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. Price TBD. spokanechildrenstheatre.org

REGIONAL THEATRE OF THE PALOUSE SUMMER CAMPS This year’s RTOP summer camp offerings include “Stepping into the Spotlight” (June 19-23), “Wonderful World of Disney” (June 26-30), “Hollywood Premiere” (July 10-14) and “Broadway Show Review” (July 17-21). June 19-July 21; meets Mon-Thu from 9 am-noon and 1-4 pm, Fri is 9 am-3:30 for all campers.  $125$135. rtoptheatre.org 509-334-0750

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theater activities designed to build confidence and boost creativity on stage and off. Students of all skill levels team up for storytelling, improvisation and acting games. The final day of camp includes a performance for family and friends. Ages 6-11. July 1721 from 9 am-3 pm at Corbin Art Center. $169. spokanerec.org

TEEN CAMP: DESCENDANTS This two-week intensive camp for teens culminates with two weekends of live, full performances in costumes and makeup with props, sets and more. Casting auditions are held June 11-12; registration and payment is required to audition. Students will be asked to sing a one-minute cut of a song from the show. Campers will receive scripts and have an opportunity to work with the musical’s director over the summer, prior to camp starting.

Ages 13-18. July 31-Aug. 11, meets Mon-Fri from 9 am-5 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. Price TBD.  spokanechildrenstheatre.org

THE PINT-SIZED PIRATE Details TBD. Ages 8-12. July 10-14 from 9 am-3 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. $200.  spokanechildrenstheatre.org

THE STORIES OF DR. SEUSS Sneetch on the beach of the Plain-belly or Star-belly kind find common ground despite their differences in appearance and bring this classic Seuss story to life. A playful camp filled with Seussinspired language and rhyme. Grades 2-4. Aug. 7-11 at University High School.  $205. svsummertheatre.com/camps  509-368-7897

WITCHES VS. PRINCESSES Details TBD. Ages 8-12. June 2620 from 9 am-3 pm at Spokane Children’s Theatre. $200.  spokanechildrenstheatre.org

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CHENEY PARKS & REC VOLLEYBALL

CAMP In this four-day camp, kids learn passing, setting, serving, hitting, blocking and experience team dynamics. Coed. Ages 8-12. July 2427 from 9 am-noon at Cheney Middle School. $100. cityofcheney.org

GONZAGA PREP VOLLEYBALL

CAMP This volleyball camp is run by the Gonzaga Prep coaching staff and college-level guest coaches and provides any athlete in the program with a solid fundamental base for volleyball. Grades 4-12. July 19-20. $85$120. gprep.com 509-483-8511

NBC VOLLEYBALL CAMPS Campers improve skills in passing, defense, serving and hitting, plus develop leadership and confidence. Girls ages 9-18. Resident and overnight options available. Sessions as follows: July 5-7 (middle school, ages 11-14), July 6-7 (intro day camp, ages 9-12), July 31-Aug. 3 (high school, ages 13-18). Camp takes place at Whitworth University. $110-$610. nbccamps.com

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PAT POWERS VOLLEYBALL CAMP A two-day advanced volleyball skills camp taught by Olympic gold medalist Pat Powers with a focus on passing, hitting, setting, serving, defense and more, including beach volleyball tips, athletic scholarships and playing

in club volleyball. Coed, ages 11+. Aug. 5-6 at 9 am at the HUB Sports Center, Liberty Lake. $150. vbclinics.com

SKYHAWKS VOLLEYBALL Skillbased volleyball camps teach fundamentals of passing, setting, hitting, serving and more for beginning to intermediate players. Camps are held at local parks and schools throughout the Spokane/Coeur d’Alene area. Coed, ages 6-12. Sessions offered June through August; see site for complete list of dates and locations. $134-$230/ session. skyhawks.com

WSU VOLLEYBALL COLLEGE PREP CAMP This camp offers athletes an opportunity to raise their skill level in a highly competitive setting, and to experience what it’s like to play at Washington State University. A majority of training is focused on skill development specific to players’ designated positions, along with a small training block on general skills like ball control. Coed, grades 9-12. July 8-9 (overnight/ commuter options) at WSU Bohler Gym, Pullman. $175-$275. wsuwomensvolleyballcamps.totalcamps.com

WSU VOLLEYBALL INDIVIDUAL ALLSKILLS CAMP Athletes can raise their skill level in a highly competitive setting and experience what it’s like to play at Washington State University. This camp mainly focuses on the development of good, all-around volleyball skills, focusing on ball control, serving and using hands regardless of position. This camp also includes a small training block specific to designated positions. Coed, grades 7-12. July 9-11 (overnight/commuter options) at WSU Bohler Gym, Pullman. $250$395. wsuwomensvolleyballcamps. totalcamps.com

WSU VOLLEYBALL INTERMEDIATE CAMP This day camp focuses on all aspects of the game with an emphasis on fundamental skill development from the beginner to the more experienced players. Afternoon sessions allow campers to put their fundamentals into action during competitive, game-like drills. Coed, grades 5-8. June 19-20 from 9-11:30 am and 1-4 pm at WSU Bohler Gym, Pullman. $150. wsuwomensvolleyballcamps.totalcamps.com

WSU VOLLEYBALL YOUTH CAMP This day camp provides a fun opportunity for young volleyball players to learn the fundamentals of the game. Each camper develops skills in passing, setting, hitting and serving. Coed, grades 1-5. June 19-20 from 9-11:30 am at Bohler Gym, WSU Pullman. $75. wsuwomensvolleyballcamps.totalcamps.com

WSU WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL TEAM CAMP This camp is designed to give high school athletes the opportunity to practice together in a collegiate atmosphere. WSU provides one coach who is a current or former player or camp staff member for each team. The primary focus of the camp is competition and team concepts, along with specific breakout sessions for high school coaches, including setting and team defense. Camp is concluded with the High School Team Tournament (July 14-15). Girls entering grades 9-12. July 12-15 (overnight and commuter options), at Bohler Gym, WSU Pullman. $350-$395. wsuwomensvolleyballcamps.totalcamps.com n

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THE BUZZ BIN

THE EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE CRISIS

How the Oscar-winning film captures the nightmare of our attention-deficit TikTok-addled age

Wondering what the hell is wrong with kids these days is an eternal preoccupation, but this time we have data.

Even before the pandemic, data has shown, suicide rates and depression rates for teens skyrocketed. Adolescent happiness peaked around 2007 through 2009, and then mysteriously collapsed. Pundits have offered up numerous theories: It’s the smartphones. It’s the overprotective parenting. It’s climate change and school shootings and Trump and the unbearable grimness of a dark future.

Let me offer my own grand theory: It’s everything, everywhere, all at once. See: Everything, Everywhere, All At Once

Most multiverse movies — all the way back to It’s a Wonderful Life — focus on regret over a life not lived, on the what-could-have-beens and the would-that-it-weres. And in the arc of the lead, Evelyn (Michelle Yeoh), facing down divorce and an IRS audit amid the ruins of her discarded dreams, Everything, Everywhere does that too.

But it’s when the Best Picture-winning movie shifts into its more manic second act that the movie finds its bigger epiphany. It’s like a switch flips from indie movie to music video — it becomes more frantic, more absurd — as if it had hooked up directly to my ADHD brain and just let it stream.

Critic Peter Suderman argues that watching the movie, with all its simultaneous fragments, is almost like being on social media.

As the movie moves from the midlife crisis of a mother to the quarter-life crisis of her daughter, I’d argue it’s about being on social media, too.

Because to live on the internet is to live in the multiverse — to experience everything, everywhere, all at once.

Where Evelyn is being crushed by a sense of powerlessness, of impotence, of stasis — for her daughter, Joy, it’s the opposite. Joy’s crisis is one of omnipotence. She’s a god of chaos whose overloaded mind lets her experi-

ence “every world, every possibility” at the same time. She can turn bullets into smoke and heads into confetti.

And when we log on, too, we get a taste of that kind of power. You can shape your own reality; choose your own profile picture, your own username. Annoyed with someone? Block them. Feeling shy? Lurk more.

Infinite knowledge promises that you’ll always know the answers. Infinite entertainment streams promise that you’ll never have to be bored. The internet is one big infinite Everything Bagel that promises you’ll never go hungry. And, yet, we’re not satisfied.

Joy isn’t happy either. She may have an infinite number of worlds as her oyster, but she’s lost her appetite for shellfish.

When you experience everything at once — like we do online — at first it’s invigorating, even thrilling: Everything is awful, everything is awesome, everyone is a little bit racist. Everyone is more beautiful than you, more talented than you, richer and cleverer than you. Everything is an outrage, everything is a joke, everyone is too sensitive. Everyone is a Nazi, everyone is a groomer.

But when you feel everything at once for so long, eventually all you feel is numb. You get “compassion fatigue” and “outrage fatigue.” Never being bored is exhausting, and, eventually, even boring.

The everything bagel — when it’s hollow in the middle — rots quickly into a nothing bagel.

And that’s why Everything, Everywhere’s message to “be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on” may seem so trite, stripped from its context, but is almost revolutionary in the context of the movie and the generation watching it.

It’s the idea that loving your family, even if they’re dull or ignorant or broken or toxic, can itself be empowering and healing. It’s the idea that there’s ultimately more true meaning in an afternoon of laundry and taxes than in a whole life spent in the multiverse of online clicks, streams, fights, likes and retweets. n

WRESTLE-ZAYN-IA

The most popular person in all of professional wrestling right now is an unkempt, bearded, redheaded Muslim of Syrian descent from Montreal who weighs just a few shades over 200 pounds. That rules. While last weekend’s WRESTLEMANIA 39 may have been headlined by Sunday’s heavyweight bout between Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes, the real main event came Saturday in a tag team title match pitting the Usos against Kevin Owens and the Canadian in question, Sami Zayn. After making the highlight of 2022’s Mania a comedy match versus Johnny Knoxville from Jackass, Zayn delivered the most emotionally charged match this year — wrapping up a year of brilliant storytelling between Zayn and the faction The Bloodline (Reigns, Usos, and Co.) and decades of real-life best friendship with Owens. Their tag match — which can be rewatched on Peacock — is the idealized synthesis of in-ring action and storytelling — something even casual viewers could enjoy. (SETH SOMMERFELD)

YOUNG ADULTS AND OLD

Young adult fantasy writers have been taking over bookshelves, Kindles, the minds and hearts of 16-year olds (and 16-year-old-atheart grown-ups), and now streaming services across the board. One such series is Netflix’s SHADOW AND BONE, based on the popular YA series by Leigh Bardugo. The first season aired just over a year ago, but it’s now back with protagonist Alina Starkov, whose destiny is to tear down The Fold, an ancient evil that’s divided the world in two. Season two’s now-available, eight-episode run features the same cast of spunky characters fans know and love, along with the introduction of new allies, enemies and budding relationships to keep viewers of all ages invested. (ELLIE

THIS WEEK’S PLAYLIST

Noteworthy new music arriving in stores and online on April 7.

MUDHONEY, PLASTIC ETERNITY.

The workingman’s grunge-era Seattle rockers still can bring the fuzzy, distorted, fury (and they’re coming to Lucky You on Oct. 13!).

BLONDSHELL, BLONDSHELL. After braving the Treefort Fest freeze, casually cool LA singer-songwriter Sabrina Teitelbaum offers up a collection of songs that merge alt-rock and pop to warm up your spring.

THOMAS BANGALTER, MYTHOLOGIES. The Daft Punk member takes off his helmet to compose this rich, emotionally stirring orchestral album performed by Orchestre National Bordeaux Aquitaine, his first album since the legendary French house music duo broke up. (SETH SOMMERFELD)

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Infinity is exhausting.

SPEAKEASY SEEKING

Sure, Prohibition was a century ago, but Spokane’s ‘20s era-inspired cocktail bars can almost send you back in time

In grad school, I spent some time in Omaha, Nebraska. On the nights we were able to take a break, we took turns introducing one another to cool new spots where we could have a drink and unwind. One night, a classmate inquired, “Have you guys gone down the rabbit hole?” Intrigued, we asked for more details and were quickly secreted away to the coolest spot in Old Town Omaha. A secret code whispered to the clerk gained us access behind a bookcase and into a dark, velvety room that warmed us with Prohibition-era drinks and lamplight. When I recently told Spo-pals about the Wicked Rabbit, they said, “Oh, so you must love Cease & Desist downtown.”

I hadn’t yet been, however, so I knew I needed to go in search of the coolest speakeasy-style bars in town. These five modern takes on the Prohibition era’s illicit drinkeries offer something for everyone — even nondrinkers — and every occasion, stretching from Airway Heights to downtown to the Garland District.

CEASE & DESIST BOOK CLUB

108 N. Washington St., ceaseanddesistbookclub.com

Open daily 4 pm-midnight

Of course, the first speakeasy I visited on my quest had to be Cease & Desist. This is the hidden-entrancebehind-bookshelf experience I was promised. From the street, there’s no hint of what lies within. The dimly lit bar is warm with hints of art deco motifs all around. Our bartender, Zac, was slinging drinks on a slow Monday, and was knowledgeable and friendly. Behind him on a brick wall lined with well-lit glass shelves are dozens of bottles of liquor. It’s a sight to see, and if you like liquor, there are countless choices. Swanky.

Zac made us three drinks. The first, called Not My Fault ($12), is a bright, aromatic mouthful of citrus, peach and basil. This sparkling drink could cause a problem — it’s so inoffensive and smooth, you forget you’re drinking alcohol. Our second drink, Forage This ($11), made with gin, Amaro Montenegro, grapefruit liqueur and lemon,

is earthy, herbal, sweet, spicy and a tiny bit sour. I can say for sure that Amaro Montenegro will be finding its way to my private liquor cabinet ASAP. Last, we tried the smoked old fashioned ($14). The smoke hits you on the nose, then lingers at the back of your mouth. This is a full-mouth feel of oaky warmth from the barrel-aged whiskey and a sweet, zippy tang from the fresh citrus. If you haven’t experienced a smoked drink, it’s a fun and delicious experience at Cease & Desist.

DURKIN’S LIQUOR BAR

415 W. Main Ave., durkinsliquorbar.com

Open Tue-Thu 4 pm-11 pm; Fri-Sat 4 pm-midnight

Durkin’s is perhaps Spokane’s best-known neo-speakeasy, located in the same place where the local liquor tycoon Jimmie Durkin ran one of his three stores until Prohibition in Washington state began in 1915. It’s tragically cool, hidden beneath the main floor restaurant, ...continued on page 52

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reflecting the old-school secrecy and woody warmth of those basement speakeasies of the past.

We made it out on Whiskey Wednesday, so our bartender, Susannah, made us a classic old fashioned ($13) with Woodford Reserve. Its nose was bright from the fresh-peeled orange and oaky from the bourbon. It went down smooth, and slightly warm from the bourbon. We also tried the coffee Boulevardier ($10) made with coffee-infused sweet vermouth, bourbon and Campari. The coffee evened out the bitterness of the Campari, leaving a sweet, earthy, warm flavor and an aromatic aftertaste. Lastly, we tried the Scofflaw ($11). This drink was a surprise! Rye whiskey is blended with dry vermouth, homemade grenadine (made with pomegranate), fresh lemon and orange bitters. If you aren’t used to whiskey and like a slightly sweet drink, try this The flavor built the longer it sat. It was so fruity, sweet, warm, flavorful and full-bodied. I’m going back again and again for this drink and the atmosphere.

ITTY BITTY BUDDHA

713 W. Garland Ave., littlenoodlespokane.com

Open Tue-Sun noon-close

This tiki-bar inspired speakeasy is accessed via an alley entrance behind Little Noodle restaurant on Garland. This place is hip. The small seating area is highlighted by a cozy velvet couch, tiki tables and pendant fixtures over red lightbulbs hanging above the bar. Little Buddhas are everywhere, smiling with arms raised in celebration. Faux grass meets a funky hand-painted mural on the walls, and a cool teal shade coats the rest of the room. Owner Kadra Evans is a delight, welcoming and kind.

On Tuesdays, guest bartenders take over Itty Bitty Buddha’s liquor cabinet, making a special tiki cocktail and donating all tips to a local charity. The night I visited, our guest bartender made a Zombie ($10), a delicious and naughty drink boasting three types of rum, pineapple, pomegranate, lime and an ice cube full of frozen cranberries. I also tried the mushroom coffee volcano ($14), a coconutty cocktail made with local cold brew, coconut tequila, lion’s mane mushroom tincture, and topped with toasted coconut and a cinnamon stick, which is set on fire. It was like nothing I’d had before — warm and cool at the same time; sweet, creamy and earthy. Itty Bitty Buddha is a fun neighborhood haunt. I was surrounded by the loveliest people who welcomed me with lighthearted conversation and sweet realizations of how small Spokane really is.

HIGHBALL

100 N. Hayford Rd., northernquest.com

Open Fri-Sat 6 pm-close; Sun 11 am-3 pm (brunch), Wed-Thu 5 pm-close

Nestled inside Northern Quest Resort & Casino is a new (as of last fall) luxury lounge called Highball. Touted as a speakeasy, it may be a little difficult to locate in the casino. But when you do, you’ll see it’s very different from the rest of the

modern speakeasies I visited. There are crystal chandeliers everywhere. This large, open room is full of tables, cozy booths, and high-top chairs surrounding the bar at the center. A sizable stage often welcomes various bands and performing artists, including drag queens for the “Don’t Tell Mama Cabaret” held every other Sunday.

Of all the speakeasies I visited, Highball offers the most compact drink menu. We tried the New York whiskey sour and the French Chandelier ($12 each). The whiskey sour tasted how I’d think a Prohibition-era drink would taste — like, if antique had a taste, this is it. The red wine float changed everything about the whiskey sour; it’s not at all what you expect but is a pleasant surprise. The French Chandelier is shimmering Chambord champagne (say that three times), sparkling with notes of raspberry, and the whole thing swirls glitter when you move it.

REVIVAL TEA COMPANY

415 W. Main Ave., Suite 100, revivalteacompany.com

Open daily 9 am-6 pm

Slightly different from all the rest is Revival Tea Company. Like Durkin’s next door, it asks visitors to enjoy the experience downstairs, below its street-level store. It smells insanely good down there. The ceiling is lined with wooden beams, the shelves behind the counter full of glass and silver tea containers. Tea can be bought in bulk, to drink or take home, or enjoyed on site hot or cold. Revival is perfect for teetotalers and tea-totalers alike. We tried two tea mocktails ($7 each); the Earl Grey old fashioned and the hibiscus Cosmopolitan. It was hard to believe these weren’t the real thing.

The Earl Grey, naturally, features tea poured over ice accented with a nonalcoholic bourbon extract, simple syrup, bitters and orange peel. It was so good; dark, warm and slightly smokey like the “real thing” yet flirting with the sweet smells of Earl Grey. The Hibiscus Cosmo is made with a wild berry hibiscus tea, simple syrup, fresh orange zest and tonic water, then poured into a coupe glass with a star anise float. It was delicious; super fruity with bright, sweet notes from the orange and anise. Each came with a near-full shaker to continue sipping as we chatted away. I hope you join us in begging them to stay open after 6 pm so we can grade papers, study and meet with friends in this comfortable and aromatic environment. n

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REVIEW?

Blow in the Cartridge and Hit Reset

Wherein I get very confused by the Super Mario Bros. movie

What exactly did I just watch?

While the history of video games being adapted to the big screen is known to be spotty, seeing the cinematic adaptation of Super Mario Bros. was an incredibly disorienting experience.

First off, for a CGI film this looks incredibly lifelike. I was expecting something closer to the look of the actual video game, but instead we’re transported into a very gritty version of early ’90s New York City. The artist renditions of our humble heroes Mario (Chris Pratt) and Luigi (Charlie Day) respectively look more like a mustachioed version of the detective from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and — weirdly — the Latin guy from Romeo + Juliet Their hardscrabble life as barely working plumbers gets upended when Luigi meets a beautiful young archaeologist named Daisy (Anya Taylor-Joy, though IMDB has her credited as Princess Peach — they must’ve screwed up versions of the video games). After she and Luigi go on a date, she gets kidnapped by the goons of King Koopa (Jack Black — again, don’t know why IMDB lists him as Bowser), the obviously Trumpian-inspired ruler of an underground alternative dimension land where humanoids evolved directly from dinosaurs. (Great! Another multiverse movie!) Mario and Luigi must venture into the land to save Daisy and prevent a merging of the two realities via a fragment of the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs. If that sounds nothing like the Super Mario video games — ding, ding, ding — you’re right! One would think in this era of hyperreferential CGI animated films like The LEGO Movie or even Sonic

THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE Rated PG

Directed by Aaron Horvath, Michael Jelenic Starring Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black

the Hedgehog, ones that appeal to both kids and parents alike, the creative team would’ve leaned much, much harder into the familiar aspects of the gaming franchise. The power-ups! Traveling through pipes! The kart racing! The greater Nintendo universe! Instead, this movie actively seems to go the other way. Is Yoshi a rideable pal? No, it’s just a tiny dinosaur that sorta helps Daisy. The goombas are no longer little brown tubby guys, but huge dinosaurs with tiny heads. Is the alternate universe cartoony and fun? No, it’s a cyberpunk grimefest. Are Mario and Luigi great jumpers? No, they kinda suck at jumping but find some rocket boots. Are there any Toads or members of Donkey Kong’s family? Nope! Instead of mushrooms there’s a possibly sentient fungus that grows throughout the city (which, spoiler alert — is Daisy’s dad?!?). Oh and did I mention the characters’ full names are actually Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Really! That’s in the movie! All those unexplainable choices might’ve been marginally stomachable if any larger aspect of this movie worked, but the whole thing is a bigger trainwreck than when you get hit by a Kalimari Desert locomotive in Mario Kart 64. But the film’s reliance on painfully unfunny slapstick comedy and “jokes” that an AI chatbot could blow out of the water sinks the whole package even before the few and far between action sequences fall hopelessly flat. Anything but living up to its titular adjective, the Super Mario Bros. movie makes you hope Hollywood waits another 30 years before trying to bring Mario and co. to the big screen again. n

Nick (Inlander Editor): What the hell is this?

Seth: I wrote about the Super Mario Bros. movie.

Nick: No, you wrote about Super Mario Bros

Seth: Isn’t that what I said?

Nick: The new one is actually called The Super Mario Bros. Movie. You wrote about Super Mario Bros., the 1993 live-action movie considered to be one of the worst films of all time.

Seth:

Nick:

Seth: Wow, look at the time! Gotta head out! End of the day! Gotta go hop on my Car-io! Ha ha, right? Or maybe I’ll just ride Yoshi home!

Nick: It’s noon.

Seth: Let’s-a-go!

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Was anybody craving a movie about how Nike landed Michael Jordan and created the Air Jordan shoe line? No. But the latest drama from director/star Ben Affleck (with Matt Damon in tow, duh), seems to be garnering positive buzz. Rated R

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In this quirky comedy, Owen Wilson plays a Bob Ross proxy whose world begins to unravel when a new artist encroaches on his painter-on-TV corner. Rated PG-13

Speeding Through Life’s Twists & Turns

Do Something Extraordinary follows Spokanite Gabe Tesch’s journey from a childhood cancer battle to F1 racing dreams

For 19-year-old Gabe Tesch, life has been moving pretty fast. The Spokane local has spent much of his young life pursuing his dream of being a race car driver, traveling around the world to take part in Formula 4 juniors series with the goal of one day competing in Formula 1.

Before he ever got behind the wheel, however, he and his family had to face down an unexpected medical diagnosis. When Tesch was 11, doctors discovered a tumor in the right side of his brain. Though an initial surgery removed it, it was later discovered to be cancerous. Starting at 13, Tesch went through weeks of radiation and chemotherapy. It saved his life, but his childhood involved a long road to recovery.

Now, he’s doing everything he can to make up for lost time. His story is the subject of the upcoming documentary Do Something Extraordinary. The recently completed film will have its world premiere on Thursday, April 13 at the First Interstate Center for the Arts, followed by a Q&A with Tesch about his life. Fittingly, the screening takes place just before his 20th birthday on April 28. Both occasions are milestones that Tesch does not take lightly.

“When I look back on where I was at, going through cancer and what my whole family had been through, now where we are today, racing in the UK and then even a

whole documentary coming out about my life. It’s been a really amazing, crazy journey that’s had its ups and downs,” Tesch says. “The main goal with this whole film, for me, is just to inspire people with my story. Especially kids that are going through the same thing that I went through.”

The documentary features interviews with Tesch, his father, Jake, and his mother, Sherrie (a breast cancer survivor herself). They all speak at length about the years of work it took to get to where he is now, competing on a national stage. The film also includes home movie footage from Gabe’s youth. For Tesch, the experience of opening up his life and dreams to cameras was something that took some getting used to.

“At first, it was definitely difficult. Just racing in general, there is a lot of pressure. Not just from the team, but from everyone. You can put pressure on yourself by just wanting to make your fans happy and prove yourself to other teams and prove yourself to your team that you’re on right now,” Tesch reflects. “Having the camera on you just adds to that because you know so many people are watching you and seeing your results. It was a lot of pressure that comes with that, but towards the end of filming, I really got used to it. I was able to block that out and not have that pressure.”

Shooting for the documentary took place over the course of a year with a film crew accompanying Tesch to the UK as he went to compete, and then sitting down with him for long-form interviews when he returned home.

The final cut provides a glimpse of not just the process it took for Tesch to realize what it was that he wanted to do with his life after beating cancer, but the high degree of difficulty that comes with competing in the motorsport. The opening to the documentary shows a couple of big crashes that could happen to any racer on every single turn.

When Tesch isn’t working hard at maintaining his physical and mental toughness for racing, he is thinking about the release of the film and getting people out to see it.

“I’ve been so zoned in on the racing and this film. Just the past couple months leading up to the premiere, it’s just been so crazy in getting the film ready. I’ve been doing a lot of going out there and telling people my story,” he says. “Right now, life is fully involved around this film.”

Having always loved watching racing documentaries himself, Tesch now hopes this film about his own life will move others just as he was. Whatever happens next, he plans to keep sharing his story with others however he can.

“My main goal is to make it to the highest levels of racing. The dream continues. This year I’m still racing, and hopefully next year I’ll still be racing, just climbing the motosports ladder,” Tesch says. “If that doesn’t work out, I still hope to inspire people with my story some other way.” n

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WHEN MUSIC FEELS BAD

Trying to cope when you’re brain goes into shutdown mode and rejects musical joy

When music is hitting just right, there’s almost nothing that can make you feel more alive. Blasting your favorite tunes while dancing around your room is a joy for kids and adults alike. Singing along to your favorite song at a concert can be a moment of pure communal adrenaline bliss. Playing music, whether for others or just for yourself, can be a fulfilling creative outlet that makes it feel like you’re putting something positive into the world. There are so many ways that music can make us feel so, so good.

So when music feels bad, few things can be quite as soulcrushing.

By its nature, music is meant to be a relief to the world around us. It’s a balm of sonic soothing that helps us through the tough realities of existence. And that’s really true no matter what your listening tastes may be. Classic compositions can take you on journeys of lush escapism. Pop and rock tunes can pump you up with a little light fun. Comedic tunes can make you laugh when times feel bleak. Punk and thrash metal can be a needed release of pent-up hostilities. Even deeply sad and depressing tunes can make you feel seen and not alone in your gloomiest moments. I’ve felt catharsis screaming along to Alkaline Trio, having a chuckle with Weird Al, sobbing to Mount Eerie or dancing with youthful hope to Lorde. The spectrum of uplifting music is unending.

But sometimes our brains simply reject that easy relief. And that harshly depressive state can leave us feeling terrifyingly alone in a world of quiet.

I know anecdotally that many people might have felt this for the first time during the onset of the COVID pandemic in spring 2020. While many musicians adapted quickly with a slew of streaming concerts in those early lockdown days, for some, the odd distance of these musical happenings only left them feeling more apart from everyone else. While it’s nice to see people keep trying in the face of troubled times, concerts without a true communal feeling can rightfully leave many colder than when they entered the proverbial chat.

Personally, those early COVID months were a largely musicfree time. I did watch plenty of the streaming concerts, but I found myself much more drawn to podcasts during that stretch. As someone who tries to attend as many concerts as possible, music in a time with no live shows felt gross to my brain. It much preferred taking in podcasts to fill the void of not actually talking to anyone in person — if I can’t chat with my pals, at least I can listen to my podcast proxy pals converse to fill that communication void inside of me. (Eventually, I started my own podcast, mainly to more directly satiate that craving.) Music hurting can make the world feel bleak.

ESSAY

That music gloom also fell to many of the people who create our tuneage, too. It was always ridiculous that (usually nonartistic) people thought the pandemic would be a creative boon. Yes, folks had more “free time,” but creatives tend to be more emotionally sensitive and empathetic, so COVID sapped away any creative juices as they were too busy trying to cope with a collective depression and having the live music industry entirely dead for over a year. Many bands I adore didn’t make it through COVID, never really breaking up but simply fading away.

Do I wish that some of my favs were there to get me through this trauma? For sure. But I cannot be upset at all with them dealing with those existential traumas in their own way.

Even merely as a hobby musician myself, I went through a stretch where I probably didn’t pick up a guitar for a year. Did I have time to get better at the instrument, maybe write a few new songs and improve my craft? Certainly. But I barely had the wherewithal to get out of bed most days. There was no creative inspiration to be found. Playing music just felt like a bad joke in the face of a world in murky stasis.

States of musical paralysis aren’t solely brought on by world shaking events. Sometimes it can just be personal.

Personally, 2023 has been a mental health disaster zone so far, much more severe than any year of pandemic sorrow, job loss woes or other obvious downer triggers. It’s been a monthslong depressive slog (manageable via therapy and great support from friends), but the worst stretch came at the start of March when suddenly my brain started rejecting anything remotely entertaining.

Suddenly I couldn’t bring myself to watch scripted TV shows, play video games, go to movies and — worst of all — listen to music. (This is more than a minor impedance when you are a publication’s Music and Screen editor.) Even simply trying to throw on one of my favorite records when I hopped in my car made my skin crawl — every lyric no matter how frivolous felt like a targeted emotional attack, every instrumental gave my manic brain too much time to beat itself up. Songs that feel imprinted in my DNA suddenly felt like foreign viruses attacking my frail state from the inside. I couldn’t listen to any familiar music on my solo drive down to Boise for Treefort Music Festival a couple weeks ago, and even fresh stuff I tried ended up cutting like knives at certain points. (I’m looking at you, Skating Polly’s “Someone Like a Friend.”) It’s probably not the most professional state as a music journalist to be openly sobbing on the sidewalks and hallways around Boise heading between festival stages, but that was simply the reality of the mental situation.

I only extremely overshare in this way because I’m aware I’m not the only one to hit this roadblock — where the music you love can feel like a toxic poison seeping through your veins.

As smothering as those feelings can be — how alienating that world of silence is — just remember that those states don’t have to be — and likely won’t be — permanent. Stick with it and maybe you’ll find a way out (and lean on your friends when in need; they will help if you reach out).

In February, I picked up the guitar again and started writing for the first time in years thanks to a brief new spark of inspiration that came out of nowhere. While I might’ve been an emotional mess wandering the streets of Boise, when I actually got to the stages and was surrounded by the energy of fellow music lovers, the live sets at Treefort always were uplifting, not disheartening — I felt not alone. After weeks of being unable to digest recorded music, on the drive back from Treefort, out of nowhere my brain suddenly was just ready for music again, which led to a six-hour solo singalong of old favorites to get me through the night drive without any call-to-the-void breakdowns.

Music can be a light in a world of oppressively crushing darkness. But it should never be actively harmful. If you hit a spot where that’s the case, don’t force it. Just try to find yourself in the silence. Give yourself that sonic distance. Give yourself that care. Take your time. Music will be there for you when you get out of the dark. n

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With 38 No. 1 hits on the country charts to his name, there’s little debate that Merle Haggard remains one of the most lauded songwriters the genre has ever seen. The Inland Northwest Country Music Association loves to keep the Hag’s musical memory alive each year with its annual Hagfest Northwest. The stacked concert at the Fox features 20 singers and eight bands from the region doing renditions of 30 Haggard classics. So whether you’re an Okie from Muskogee or just like a little misery and gin, there’ll probably be something for you at Hagfest.

Hagfest Northwest 2023 • Sat, April 8 at 7 pm • $10-$38 • All ages • The Fox Theater • 1001 W. Sprague Ave. • foxtheaterspokane.org

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CHAN’S RED DRAGON ON THIRD, Thursday Night Jam

CHECKERBOARD TAPROOM, Weathered Shepherds

CHINOOK STEAK, PASTA & SPIRITS, Kosh

J HISTORIC DAVENPORT HOTEL, Riley Grey

J QQ SUSHI & KITCHEN, Just Plain Darin

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ZOLA, The Desperate Eights

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BIGFOOT PUB, Dirty Betty

BOLO’S BAR & GRILL, The Shift

CHALICE BREWING CO., Son of Brad

CHINOOK STEAK, PASTA & SPIRITS, Kosh

CURLEY’S, The Happiness

HAMMERS BAR & GRILL, Gigawatt

J HISTORIC DAVENPORT HOTEL, Dr. Don Goodwin

IRON HORSE (CDA), Pastiche

LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Medium Build, Ashley Young

MOOSE LOUNGE, Dangerous Type

NIGHTHAWK LOUNGE (CDA CASINO), Eternal Jones

ELECTRONIC KAYZO

Mixing bass and hardstyle dance beats with metal music, Kayzo brings a unique flavor to the electronic genre, with less predictable beat drops keeping fans on their toes. The DJ has worked with a huge variety of artists over the years, including Subtronics (“Braincase”), Sullivan King and Papa Roach (“DOMINATION”), Black Tiger Sex Machine (“Lifeline”) and many others. Early videos from the Unleashed XL tour show the artist’s live drum and guitar accompaniment will make the rock elements shine even harder on stage as headbangers unite for another weeknight EDM show at the Knit.

Kayzo, Calcium, Automhate • Tue, April 11 at 8 pm • $20-$30 • All ages • Knitting Factory • 919 W. Sprague Ave. • sp.knittingfactory.com

OLD MILL BAR AND GRILL, Austin Carruthers

OSPREY RESTAURANT & BAR, Wiebe Jammin

J PEND D’OREILLE WINERY, BTP

THE RIDLER PIANO BAR, Just Plain Darin

SPOKANE VALLEY EAGLES, Stagecoach West

J J THE FOX THEATER, Epic Queen

ZOLA, Bruiser

Saturday, 4/8

BIGFOOT PUB, Dirty Betty

BOLO’S BAR & GRILL, The Shift

CHINOOK STEAK, PASTA & SPIRITS, Kosh

CURLEY’S, The Happiness

HAMMERS BAR & GRILL, Gigawatt

J HISTORIC DAVENPORT HOTEL, Dr. Don Goodwin

J HUCKLEBERRY’S MARKET, Into the Drift Duo

IRON HORSE (CDA), Pastiche

J KNITTING FACTORY, Snow Tha Product

LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Kristen Grainger & True North MOOSE LOUNGE, Dangerous Type

NIGHTHAWK LOUNGE (CDA CASINO), Eternal Jones

OSPREY RESTAURANT & BAR, Son of Brad

J PEND D’OREILLE WINERY, Truck Mills and Global Gumbo

J PONDEROSA BAR AND GRILL, Rhythmic Collective Duo

J SIRINYA’S THAI RESTAURANT, Nate Ostrander

J J THE FOX THEATER, Hagfest Northwest 2023 ZOLA, Blake Braley

Sunday, 4/9

J THE BIG DIPPER, Extortionist, Dark Watch, Drowner, Manifesto

J HISTORIC DAVENPORT HOTEL, Michael Millham

HOGFISH, Open Mic

J SOUTH HILL GRILL, Just Plain Darin

Monday, 4/10

J THE BAD SEED, The Imagine Collective

J BING CROSBY THEATER, Joanne Shaw Taylor

J EICHARDT’S PUB, Monday Night Blues Jam with John Firshi

RED ROOM LOUNGE, Open Mic Night

Tuesday, 4/11

J J KNITTING FACTORY, Kayzo, Calcium, Automhate

LITZ’S PUB & EATERY, Shuffle Dawgs

ZOLA, The Night Mayors

Wednesday, 4/12

THE DRAFT ZONE, The Draft Zone Open Mic

HIGHBALL A MODERN SPEAKEASY, Rusty & Ginger

J HISTORIC DAVENPORT HOTEL, Dr. Don Goodwin

J PEND D’OREILLE WINERY, Bob Breadling

RED ROOM LOUNGE, The Roomates

SOUTH PERRY LANTERN, Pat Simmons

ZOLA, Runaway Lemonade

Coming Up ...

J J SPOKANE ARENA, Cypress Hill, Dr. Green Thumbs, Too $hort, Do Or Die, April 20, 7:30 pm.

J LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, The Beaches, April 22, 8 pm.

J J THE BIG DIPPER, The HIRS Collective, Simp, Blacktracks, Spooky, April 25, 7:30 pm.

J LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Cursive performing Domestica, April 25, 8 pm.

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J J SPOKANE ARENA, Shania Twain, Lindsay Ell, April 28, 7:30 pm.

J LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Mannequin Pussy, Margaritas Podridas, May 8, 8 pm.

J J KNITTING FACTORY, Hippo Campus, Charly Bliss, May 10, 8 pm.

J J EVANS BROTHERS COFFEE, Dario Ré: Colorwise EP Release Show & Art Exhibition, May 12, 7 pm.

J J KNITTING FACTORY, Joseph, Flyte, May 16, 8 pm.

J J GORGE AMPHITHEATER, Brandi Carlile, Marcus Mumford, Allison Russell, June 9, 7 pm.

J J RIVERFRONT PARK, Spokane Pride Rainbow Festival, June 10, 12-9 pm.

J J GORGE AMPHITHEATER, The Highwomen, Tanya Tucker, June 11, 6 pm.

J J SPOKANE ARENA, Chris Stapleton, Marty Stuart, Allen Stone, June 15, 7 pm.

J J GORGE AMPHITHEATER, Beyond Wonderland, June 17 and June 18.

J LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Josiah Johnson, June 25, 8 pm.

J J THE FOX THEATER, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, Deer Tick, July 6, 7:30 pm.

J J PANIDA THEATER, Graham Nash, July 7, 8 pm.

J LUCKY YOU LOUNGE, Protomartyr, July 8, 8 pm.

J J THE PODIUM, Jimmy Eat World, Manchester Orchestra, Middle Kids, July 14, 7 pm.

J J THE FOX THEATER, Charley Crockett, July 21, 8 pm.

J J PAVILION AT RIVERFRONT, Incubus, Bad Flower, Paris Jackson, July 22, 6 pm.

J J PAVILION AT RIVERFRONT, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, Ziggy Marley, Mavis Staples, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, July 26, 6 pm.

J J GORGE AMPHITHEATER, Boygenius, Carly Rae Jepsen, Illuminati Hotties, July 29, 8 pm.

J J PAVILION AT RIVERFRONT, The Head and the Heart, Father John Misty, Miya Folick, Aug. 6, 6-10 pm.

J FIRST INTERSTATE CENTER, Buddy Guy, Eric Gales, Aug. 9, 7:30 pm.

J J THE FOX THEATER, Jinkx Monsoon, Aug. 13, 8 pm.

J J PAVILION AT RIVERFRONT, Noah Kahan, Joy Oladokun, Aug. 18, 7-10 pm.

J J NORTHERN QUEST CASINO, Boyz II Men, Aug. 19, 7 pm.

MUSIC | VENUES

219 LOUNGE • 219 N. First Ave., Sandpoint • 208-263-5673

ARBOR CREST WINE CELLARS • 4705 N. Fruit Hill Rd., Spokane Valley • 509-927-9463

BABY BAR • 827 W. First Ave. • 509-847-1234

BARRISTER WINERY • 1213 W. Railroad Ave. • 509-465-3591

BEE’S KNEES WHISKY BAR • 1324 W. Lancaster Rd.., Hayden • 208-758-0558

BERSERK • 125 S. Stevens St. • 509-315-5101

THE BIG DIPPER • 171 S. Washington St. • 509-863-8098

BIGFOOT PUB • 9115 N. Division St. • 509-467-9638

BING CROSBY THEATER • 901 W. Sprague Ave. • 509-227-7638

BLACK DIAMOND • 9614 E. Sprague Ave. • 509891-8357

BOLO’S BAR & GRILL • 116 S. Best Rd., Spokane Valley • 509-891-8995

BOOMERS CLASSIC ROCK BAR • 18219 E. Appleway Ave., Spokane Valley • 509-368-9847

BUCER’S COFFEEHOUSE PUB • 201 S. Main St., Moscow • 208-596-0887

THE BULL HEAD • 10211 S. Electric St., Four Lakes • 509-838-9717

CHAN’S RED DRAGON • 1406 W. Third Ave. • 509-838-6688

COEUR D’ALENE CASINO • 37914 S. Nukwalqw St., Worley • 800-523-2464

COEUR D’ALENE CELLARS • 3890 N. Schreiber Way, Coeur d’Alene • 208-664-2336

CRUISERS BAR & GRILL • 6105 W Seltice Way, Post Falls • 208-446-7154

CURLEY’S HAUSER JUNCTION • 26433 W. Hwy. 53, Post Falls • 208-773-5816

EICHARDT’S PUB • 212 Cedar St., Sandpoint • 208-263-4005

FIRST INTERSTATE CENTER FOR THE ARTS • 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. • 509-279-7000

FOX THEATER • 1001 W. Sprague Ave. •

509-624-1200

IRON HORSE • 407 E. Sherman, Coeur d’Alene • 208-667-7314

IRON HORSE BAR & GRILL • 11105 E. Sprague Ave., Spokane Valley • 509-926-8411

JOHN’S ALLEY • 114 E. Sixth St., Moscow • 208-883-7662

KNITTING FACTORY • 911 W. Sprague Ave. •

509-244-3279

LEFTBANK WINE BAR • 108 N. Washington St. • 509-315-8623

LUCKY YOU LOUNGE • 1801 W. Sunset Blvd. • 509-474-0511

MARYHILL WINERY • 1303 W. Summit Pkwy. • 509-443-3832

THE MASON JAR • 101 F St., Cheney • 509-359-8052

MAX AT MIRABEAU • 1100 N. Sullivan Rd., Spokane Valley • 509-922-6252

MILLIE’S • 28441 Hwy 57, Priest Lake • 208-443-0510

MOOSE LOUNGE • 401 E. Sherman Ave., Coeur d’Alene • 208-664-7901

MOOTSY’S • 406 W. Sprague Ave. • 509-838-1570

NASHVILLE NORTH • 6361 W. Seltice Way, Post Falls • 208-457-9128

NORTHERN QUEST RESORT & CASINO • 100 N. Hayford Rd., Airway Heights • 877-871-6772

NYNE BAR & BISTRO • 232 W. Sprague Ave. • 509-474-1621

PEND D’OREILLE WINERY • 301 Cedar St., Sandpoint • 208-265-8545

THE PODIUM

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• 511 W. Dean Ave. • 509-279-7000 POST FALLS BREWING CO. • 112 N. Spokane St., Post Falls • 208-773-7301 RAZZLE’S BAR & GRILL • 10325 N. Government Way, Hayden • 208-635-5874 RED ROOM LOUNGE • 521 W. Sprague Ave. • 509-838-7613 THE RIDLER PIANO BAR • 718 W. Riverside Ave. • 509-822-7938 SEASONS OF COEUR D’ALENE • 1004 S. Perry St. • 208-664-8008 SPOKANE ARENA • 720 W. Mallon Ave. • 509-279-7000 SOUTH PERRY LANTERN • 12303 E. Trent Ave., Spokane Valley • 509-473-9098 STEAM PLANT • 159 S. Lincoln St. • 509-777-3900 STORMIN’ NORMAN’S SHIPFACED SALOON • 12303 E. Trent Ave., Spokane Valley • 509-862-4852 TRANCHE • 705 Berney Dr., Wall Walla • 509-526-3500 ZOLA • 22 W. Main Ave. • 509-624-2416 L O A N S A V A I L A B L E New Construction Bridge Loans Land Development Fix & Flip 509-926-1755 www.pmcmoney.com PacificMortgageCenter_LoansAvailable_051922_6S_WT.pdf
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SPORTS PEANUTS & CRACKERJACKS

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting for April 11 for what seems like an eternity. Finally, it’s time to cheer on Spokane’s very own minor league baseball team, the Spokane Indians, during their home opener against the Eugene Emeralds. Maybe baseball isn’t your favorite sport, but there’s a case to be made for attending Indians’ games as a baseball non-fanatic. The atmosphere at these games is unmatched. Everyone is so happy to be sitting in their plastic seats eating ballpark hotdogs. The joy is infectious. The best part, however, is the seventh-inning stretch when Ribby the Redband Trout, one of the Indians’ four beloved mascots, makes an appearance. So if you’re not that into baseball, just wait till you see Ribby do his famous shake. Maybe your mind will change. Go Spo!

Spokane Indians vs. Eugene Emeralds • Opening night Tue, April 11 at 6:35 pm; series continues April 12-14 at 6:35 pm, April 15 at 5:09 pm and April 16 at 1:05 pm • $8-$22 • Avista Stadium • 602 N. Havana St. • spokaneindians.com

SPORTS HARD HITS

Lilac City Roller Derby returns to the fast-paced, intense world of roller derby for their first home game in three years. What first began as a small team in 2006 has since expanded its ranks to include two women’s teams, a men’s team and an open gender team. This action-packed doubleheader features the Lilac City Roller Derby women facing off against Bellingham Roller Derby, and the open gender team playing the Idaho Wildfire. If attending the game and watching the action-packed sport inspires you to get out onto the track, Lilac City Roller Derby offers training for people with all levels of skating and derby experience.

Lilac City Roller Derby Doubleheader • Sat, April 8 from 5-9 pm

• $12-$15 • Eastern Washington University URC Ice Arena • 1007 Elm St., Cheney • lilaccityrollerderby.com

PERFORMANCE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

When Atomic Threads Boutique opened in the Boulevard Building, owners Mike and Tina Brandvold did what anyone would do with a huge, empty corner in their shop: They built a stage fit for cabaret shows. Since then they’ve put on almost-monthly shows under the name The Bombshell Revue. This month’s show, Fur Frenzy, features performances by local and regional talent depicting all of your favorite furry friends. From the silken leopard to a trash-eating raccoon, there’s a perfect mixture of sensuality and hilarity at this burlesque production. Arrive expecting to laugh, gasp, clap and dance along with these amazing, talented performers.

The Bombshell Revue Presents: Expose Yourself Fur Frenzy • Sat, April 8 at 7:30 pm • $25 • Atomic Threads Boutique • 1905 N. Monroe St. • atomicthreadsinc.com

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VISUAL ARTS FOR THE BIRDS

In natural conservation, the phrase“of least concern” refers to animals or plants that are so common in their natural, wild habitats that the threat of extinction is nigh unlikely. Yet, with her latest collection of oil paintings featuring colorful depictions of birds in this category, Spokane artist Sheila Evans hopes viewers consider that even animals “of least concern” can still be drastically impacted by human-caused factors. In her artist statement, Evans refers to recent research showing a net loss of nearly 3 billion adult birds in the U.S. and Canada since 1970, many of which are in that “of least concern” category. “These paintings celebrate the beauty of still-common birds in hopes of inspiring us to notice what is at stake,” Evans says. “Awareness of the birds around us leads to an appreciation of the habitat that sustains them. When their world disappears, can ours be far behind?”

Sheila Evans: Of Least Concern • Reception Fri, April 7 from 5-9 pm; open Fri from 5-8 pm and Sat from 11 am-3 pm through April 28 • Free • KolvaSullivan Gallery • 115 S. Adams St. • sheilaevans.art

WORDS TEN FOR THREE

Turning 10 is a big deal. As a kid, it means earning a little more trust and responsibility from the grown-ups. But if you’re a local event or business, turning 10 is a major milestone of survival and perseverance — an uncontested sign of steady support. Celebrating this milestone now is 3 Minute Mic, the monthly poetry and spoken-word open mic hosted at Auntie’s Bookstore, a bastion of literary enlightenment and expression. Held every First Friday as part of Spokane’s monthly arts walk, 3 Minute Mic is currently organized and hosted by former Spokane Poet Laureate Chris Cook. While the open mic is open to all, a point of pride all these years is that content is never censored for language or topic. For its 10th anniversary session, Cook says nothing particular is planned, as he prefers to keep shining a light on the presenting poets who, among others, “have made 3MM such an enduring success story.”

3 Minute Mic 10th Anniversary • Fri, April 7 at 7 pm • Free • Auntie’s Bookstore • 402 W. Main Ave. • auntiesbooks.com • 509-838-0206

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I SAW YOU

HAUNTED BY THE SLENDERMAN You kept ghosting me, but I didn’t know you’d haunt me. You’re my peripheral shadow. I didn’t know you lived above me in my new apartment complex until after I signed the lease. There was a 1% chance of that happening, given the many apartments in this area. About 584 in our complex alone. There were three or four vehicles identical to yours in the parking lot during touring. If your rig had screamed “clown car” with an identifiable feature, I wouldn’t have moved in. You know I work at the hospital next door. You weren’t part of the equation. It’s an honest coincidence. I can’t knock on your door and explain this without looking creepy. I’m happy with my current boyfriend. He is a good provider and treats me and the dog well. I don’t hate you. You’re still my friend. But you asked me to leave you alone so as a good friend I will do as you ask. It’s OK if you never want to talk again. I respect you and your privacy. You’re just my strange hermit neighbor now. OK, Squidward. This is SpongeBob. Signing Off. Life’s weird like that, huh?

CHARLIE SWEETGRASS Northern Quest, state-line and a trash heap trailer…I saw you both. Enjoy your time away.

CHEERS

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING Back in November, I was arriving at my friend’s place on Eighth. I had just returned from Cinnabon and was talking to my passenger

when I opened my driver’s side door and let my little Parson Russell Terrier, Tommy, out. All of a sudden I hear the sqeal of brakes, and a puppy cry. I was still in my car because I had a doctor’s appointment I was going to after dropping my passenger off. I get out of my car to see a hysterical woman getting out of her silver SUV and my Tommy sitting in the middle of the road. He slowly came toward me as I ran to him and had tread marks going across his groin and I just lost it. You with tears in your eyes said repeatedly, “It’s my fault, I will pay for his vet bill, I will pay his vet bill!” My passenger quickly got a piece of paper and took your number. I told you I would take him to the emergency clinic, and you said you would come there. Upon my return they said a woman came in and paid the $587 that they had charged me. Anyways I just wanted to say thank you for showing me there are still good people in this world, and thank you for paying his vet bill. I wouldn’t have been able to. Tommy made a complete recovery, and if I could submit a photo with this Cheers I would. Godspeed!

WELL DONE, NON-NEIGHBOR!! Cheers, property owners on East Dalton off of Flora! Your private rave on Saturday, March 18, was so lit you had the windows rattling till almost 3 am — two houses away. Ironically you don’t even live there, but that certainly did not stop you from throwing one heck of a rager for the rest of the neighborhood to listen to! And to the partygoers and attendees, well done on not knowing how to respectfully park on the road, let alone in front of driveways. That was awesome!! The BEST part, personally, was staying up with my child, with severe Autism through the night because of the incredible music bassing up my home. Kudos!! But sincerely, the people that actually live on this street want to thank you. You really made our night memorable, and we won’t ever forget it! Well done!!

JEERS

CRINGY CONCERTGOERS I’m trying to find out what my motivation is to go see another concert in a certain venue, which resembles a large cafeteria. I would’ve liked to actually seen Wolfy, or Myles, but because the floor is flat, and everyone stands up, the best one can expect is to crane your neck one way or the other to view the big screens. Then there are the drunk guys, yelling as loud as they can. Or the moron hitting your head while rocking out. Not to mention the constant envelope of smoke throughout

the venue. At least the sound was OK, which the other small, in-town venues rarely achieve. My rating for the near $100 experience was a -2.

Most surprising is that the insulting jeers were from those who called themselves employees (former or otherwise) of the library. While I would agree that the library

birthday money? How low can you go. A leopard doesn’t change their spots, so buyer beware!

RE: BROUGHT A BABY TO A BAR Hey Karen, you are a moron. Go back to your nursing home bozo!

NEW YORK TIMES To the dingus going down Evergreen on Thursday morning at about 8:45 am. Reading the newspaper while driving... really? Get off the road!!!

DOWNTOWN LIBRARY JEERS After having made a trip to the wonderful newly renovated $33 million downtown library, I am in support of the library employees who would rather help homeless people than conservatives. That’s really brave. I noticed they don’t just use the restrooms for using drugs anymore. Now it’s out in the open for every patron to view. Why don’t we all chip in and help them? If you wonderful and helpful people help load the syringe, I can help get the drug into the vein for them. It would be a great opportunity for kids using the library to see. Instead of just seeing them passed out on the floor and in chairs, they can also see how the drugs are administered to enable them to sleep so peacefully. It’s really great what you can learn from a great library employee. Thank you. And I thought Reading Rainbow was a great educational tool. Silly. Silly. Me. Thanks for sharing.

DROOL ME ONCE To the Passive-Aggressive young man working at a local burger joint. You’re not the first creepy jerk to tamper with a patron’s food, and you won’t be the last. Or, to use my religious aunt’s phraseology, “May the Lord bless you and see that you get everything you deserve.” Amen.

RE: DOWNTOWN LIBRARY HOMELESS I read with surprise and amusement the criticisms of the concern about the homeless in the newly renovated downtown library.

is for all, those folks might want to check out their own policies. It’s clear from those published online that sleeping, camping out and harassing others as well as drug use in the library aren’t allowed. Based on recent news as well as personal testimony, it doesn’t seem like those policies are being enforced or working. Why not just get rid of all those instead, and have the library a free-for-all? Drugs, alcohol, camping, sleeping, fighting, harassing, showering in the bathroom sinks, etc. Sounds great (or dumb). Homeless people, if you’re reading, the library is your new home. Enjoy.

RE: DOWNTOWN LIBRARY Here are some of the shelters currently open for people living on the streets: Cannon Street, Trent Resource and Assistance Center, Young Adult, House of Charity, YWCA Domestic Violence, Truth Ministries, Crosswalk Youth, Family Promise Open Doors, UGM Men’s, UGM Crisis for Women and Children, and Hope House. Of those, only one is full. Many of them are below 25 percent in terms of bed capacity. The argument that the downtown library is a good place for unhoused people to come out of the cold is inane. Support the shelters! If people stop going to the library because they want to avoid what is perceived as an unsafe environment for them, then the library is just another (expensive) shelter. Dumb! Dumb!

BUYER BEWARE He tells you he is a Tom Cat, but he really is a feral alley cat. Fourteen years I tried to domesticate him, spoiled him, bought him cars, got him jobs, gifts for every holiday. A well-kept cat. Couldn’t keep his temper in check, verbal assaults, couldn’t keep a job, couldn’t even go get a driver’s license. He is always the victim, and its always your or someone else’s fault. Missing my big birthday party, not even a card, and then stealing all my

TICKET FEES What in the world defines a ticket fee? What is a practical ticket fee? They used to have less ticket fees when you bought from them at the arena. Found that’s not the case. Bottom line you pay these huge ticket fees without any practical justification. How can these excessive fees be regulated?

UNMANLY MAN Real men take responsibility for their actions. The first place cowards run and hide is behind lies. So what kind of man never takes any personal responsibility and takes credit for the success of others? How do we measure the cowardice of a man who was documented telling over 31,000 lies in a mere four years and still continues to lie at a breakneck pace? How should we measure the character of the men who worship and defend such moral cowardice? Is it because they see themselves in the man? Are they fine with being cowardly liars and unmanly puppets that bear no personal responsibility for their unsuccessful lives? I respect real men. I will never respect those who wallow in lies like pigs in mud. You are an embarrassment to our great nation and the men and women of extraordinary courage who made it the beacon of democracy around the world. We reject your bigotry, hatred and violence. n

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EVENTS | CALENDAR BENEFIT

THE EMERGE RUMMAGE SALE This spring cleaning sale features gently used items donated by the community. April 6, 10 am-5 pm. Free. Emerge, 119 N. Second St. emergecda.com (208-930-1876)

EMERGE THROWDOWN & CUP FRENZY

Watch area potters go wheel-to-wheel in competition for the title of Throwdown Champion and purchase handmade cups donated by area artists. All proceeds benefit the Emerge Pottery Studio. April 14, 5 am-9 pm. Free. Emerge, 119 N. Second St. emergecda.com (208-930-1876)

CHOCOLATE & CHAMPAGNE GALA Lutheran Community Service’s annual fundraiser. All proceeds go toward providing trauma recovery services for youth, families and individuals impacted by abuse, sexual assault or other trauma. April 15, 5 pm. $125-$200. Spokane Convention Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. ccgalaspokane.org (279-7000)

RIVER’S WISH DAHILIA FUNDRAISER

This two-day fundraiser features over 100 varieties of dahlias to choose from, most are $10 each. All sales benefit River’s Wish Animal Sanctuary. April 15-16, 11 am-2 pm. By donation. River’s Wish Animal Sanctuary, 11511 W. Garfield Rd. riverswishanimalsanctuary.org

A TASTE OF HOPE This silent and live auction benefits the ISAAC Foundation’s programs for children diagnosed with autism spectrum disorders. April 21, 6-10 pm. $100. Shriners Event Center, 7217 W. Westbow Blvd. theisaacfoundation.org

SPOKANE MOM PROM A ladies night out with dancing, drinks and desserts that benefits the Women Helping Women Fund. April 22, 7-11 pm. $25-$50. FêteA Nectar Co, 120 N. Stevens St. spokanemomprom2023.eventbrite.com

COMEDY

BRAD WILLIAMS Williams has appeared on multiple TV shows including the Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel and Pit Boss April 6, 7 pm, April 7, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and April 8, 7 & 9:45 pm. $22-$35. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com (509-318-9998)

KEVIN POLLAK The actor, comedian and impressionist is best known for his work in the 1995 film The Usual Suspects. April 6, 7:30 pm. $39-$69. Northern Quest Resort & Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com (509-481-2800)

SAFARI Blue Door’s version of “Whose Line,” a fast-paced improv show. Rated for mature audiences/ages 16+. Reservations recommended. Saturdays in April at 7:30 pm. $9. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre.com

YOU’VE BEEN CONN-ED Bring ideas for quirky conventions and characters, and the Blue Door Players create a show around them. Reservations recommended. Fridays in April from 7:30-8:45 pm. $9. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre.com

NEW TALENT TUESDAYS Watch comedians of all skill levels work out jokes together. Tuesdays at 7 pm (doors at 6 pm). Free. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com

OPEN MIC STAND-UP Wednesdays at 7:30 pm. See website for sign-up details. Free. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com

GARETH REYNOLDS Reynolds has written on various shows such as Arrested

Development, Flaked and Hoops. April 13, 7:30 pm. $25. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com

CHELSEA HANDLER: LITTLE BIG BITCH

The comedian, TV host and best-selling author gives fans insight as to what made her the comedian she is today. April 2021, 7:30 pm. The Fox Theater, 1001 W. Sprague. foxtheaterspokane.org

BOONE STREET HOOLIGANS Celebrating its 20th edition, this student-led sketch comedy show performs twice a year with original scripts by Gonzaga students. April 21,-22, 7:30 pm. $5. Gonzaga Magnuson Theatre, 502 E. Boone Ave. gonzaga.edu/theatreanddance

GONZAGA THEATRE SPORTS Gonzaga’s student comedy improv group. April 22, 9:30 pm and May 6, 9 pm. $1. Gonzaga Magnuson Theatre, 502 E. Boone Ave. gonzaga.edu/theatreanddance

COMMUNITY

JURASSIC QUEST Explore a land of animatronic dinosaurs, bounce houses, crafts and much more at this immersive exhibit. April 7-8, 9 am-8 pm and April 9, 9 am-4 pm. $19-$36. Spokane Convention Center, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. spokanecenter.com

ROLE-PLAYING GAME DROP IN Improve your RPG skills by watching and participating in games. Fridays from 4-8 pm and Saturdays from 1-5 pm. Free. RPG Community Center, 101 N. Stone Street. rpgcenter.org

EASTER EGG HUNT Over 20,000 eggs are hidden in Riverfront Park for this annual Easter egg hunt. Find a golden egg with prizes totaling up to $500 from River Park Square and other prizes. Food trucks are on the orange bridge from 10 am-2 pm. April 8, 10-11 am. Free. Riverfront Park, 507 N. Howard St. riverfrontspokane.com (509-625-6600)

SENSORY SUPPORTIVE EASTER EGG

HUNT This Easter egg hunt is geared toward all ages/abilities and includes stuffed eggs, staggered start times and smaller crowds. Registration is highly encouraged. April 8, 11 am-1 pm. Free. Riverfront Park, 507 N. Howard St. riverfrontspokane.com (509-625-6600)

HANAMATSURI: BUDDHIST FLOWER

FESTIVAL SERVICE This flower festival commemorates the birth of Siddhartha Gautama, who became enlightened and is known as Buddha. As part of the service, everyone bathes the baby Buddha in sweet tea. April 9, 10:30-11:30 am. Free. Spokane Buddhist Temple, 927 S. Perry St. SpokaneBuddhistTemple.org

NEIGHBORHOOD MEET-UP A casual event to bring together families and make new connections in their respective neighborhoods. April 12, 10 am-noon.

Free. John A. Finch Arboretum, 3404 W. Woodland Blvd. spokanemama.org

COMMUNITY CONVERSATION ON HOMELESSNESS A community conversation on a regional, collaborative approach to address homelessness in Spokane. April 13, 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Central Library, 906 W. Main Ave. spokanelibrary.org (509-444-5358)

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RUM This panel is designed to help voters make an informed decision while electing two trustees to the Community Library Network. April 13, 6-8 pm. Free. Harding Center, 411 N. 15th St. nic.edu (208-292-1650)

HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT A presentation and discussion where parents, caregiv-

ers, educators, school staff and other adults, 21 years or older, who work with youth walk through a mock teen bedroom and try to identify 70+ items that can indicate a problem or risky behaviors. April 13, 5:30-7:30 pm. Free. Freeman High School, 14626 S. Jackson Rd. freemansd.org ((509) 291-3721)

THINK BIG FESTIVAL This three-day event features panels, tech expert lectures, a street fair with innovative tech displays and much more. April 13, 7-10 pm, April 14, 5-9 pm and April 15, 1-9 pm. $45. The Innovation Den, 415 E. Lakeside Ave. innovationcollective.co

BURN THE BREEZE This event for motorcycle enthusiasts offers industry knowledge in a local space for motorcyclists to learn about the new 509 Street product and celebrate the beginning of the spring riding season, plus a post-event ridealong at 6 pm. April 14, 3-6 pm. Free. 509 Xlab, 2818 N. Sullivan Rd. ride509.com

DROP IN & RPG Stop by and explore the world of role playing games. Build a shared narrative using cooperative problem solving, exploration, imagination and rich social interaction. Ages 5-105. First and third Saturdays of the month from 1-3:45 pm. Free. Spark Central, 1214 W. Summit Pkwy. spark-central.org

ESCAPE FROM DREGS ISLAND It’s six years after President Gray’s Prison Reform Act of 2026. Prisons have been shut down across the United States, and all felons must serve life sentences on isolated prison islands where escape is impossible, and rules of civility are obsolete. April 15, 6-9 pm. $29-$39. Crime Scene Entertainment, 2775 N. Howard St. crimesceneentertainment.com

HOLISTIC FESTIVAL This festival features over 50 booths with organic and natural products. Various speakers give lectures on holistic healing and spiritual guidance. April 15, 10 am-5 pm. $6. CenterPlace Regional Event Center, 2426 N. Discovery Place Dr. holisticfestivals.com

HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT A presentation and discussion where parents, caregivers, educators, school staff and other adults, 21 years or older, who work with youth walk through a mock teen bedroom and try to identify 70+ items that can indicate a problem or risky behaviors. April 17, 5 pm at University High School, 12320 E. 32nd Ave. (uhs.cvsd.org) Also April 18, 5-7:30 pm at Westwood Middle School, 6120 S Abbott Rd. wms.cheneysd.org

SPOKANE FOLKLORE SOCIETY CONTRA DANCE Each dance features a local folk music band as well as a caller who teaches easy-to-learn folk-style dances called contras. Sessions begin with a newcomer hour followed by a two-hour general dance. Proof of COVID-19 vaccinations is required. First and third Wednesdays from 7:15-9:30 pm. $7-$10. Woman’s Club of Spokane, 1428 W. Ninth. spokanefolklore.org (509-838-2160)

BUILDING A SUSTAINABLE NONPROF-

IT This workshop is for people thinking about, or in the early stages of, starting a nonprofit. Discuss how to build your nonprofit on a strong foundation for longterm sustainability. Registration required. April 20, 12-1:30 pm. Free. scld.org

CAMPBELL HOUSE DARK HISTORY: SOCIETY SECRETS An after-hours tour that sheds light on strange details and unconventional stories from turn-of-thecentury Spokane. Third Thursday of every month at 6 pm. $3.50-$6. Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture, 2316 W. First Ave. northwestmuseum.org (509-456-3931)

COFFEE WITH SPS Community members

are invited to join district leaders for conversation over coffee. April 20, 8-10 am. Free. Ferris High School, 3020 E. 37th Ave. spokaneschools.org/coffee

PRESEASON BARTER FAIRE A campout event featuring drum circles, public art, workshops, live music and more. Schedule of events TBA. April 20-23. $10$60. Happy Meadows Venue, 5470 Hwy. 231, Ford, Wash. preseasonfaire.com

ACTIVE LIVING EXPO A event designed for people aged 55+ and their loved ones. Expo attendees have access to seminars, entertainment and local vendors focused on health, wellness, travel, leisure, retirement planning and more. April 22, 10 am-2:30 pm. $8. Mirabeau Park Hotel, 1100 N. Sullivan Rd. spokesman.com/activelivingexpo (509-924-9000)

ANNUAL PARK & NEIGHBORHOOD CLEAN UP An annual clean-up effort for the Palisades neighborhood. Meet at the Palisades Park parking lot. Donuts and hot drinks provided for volunteers. April 22, 8:30 am-noon. Free. Palisades Park, Greenwood Blvd. & Rimrock Dr. FriendsOfPalisades.com

CUSTER’S SPRING ANTIQUE & COLLECTOR’S SALE Antique dealers from across the Northwest sell rare and retro antique items. April 22, 10 am-6 pm and April 23, 10 am-4 pm. $7-$9. Spokane County Fair & Expo Center, 404 N. Havana St. custershows.com (509-477-1766)

DORIS MORRISON LEARNING CENTER

GRAND OPENING This grand opening event unveils the newly constructed Doris Morrison Learning Center to the public and features live raptor shows, guided bird walks, scavenger hunts, activity booths and more. April 22, 10 am-2 pm. Free. Doris Morrison Learning Center, 1330 S. Henry Rd. spokanecounty.org

FILM

THE QUIET GIRL Rural Ireland 1981. A quiet, neglected girl is sent away from her dysfunctional family to live with foster parents for the summer. She blossoms in their care, but in this house where there are meant to be no secrets, she discovers one. April 7, 4 pm, April 8, 4 & 7 pm and April 9, 7 pm. $7. The Kenworthy, 508 S. Main St. kenworthy.org (208-882-4127)

TRUST ME A screening of the documentary film followed by a discussion about how social media can be used in more positive ways. April 11, 6-8 pm. Free. South Hill Library, 3324 S. Perry St. spokanelibrary.org (444-5331)

SPOKANE CLIMATE PROJECT FILM

SCREENING This fundraiser for Inland Northwest Land Conservancy features a screening of the short film Spokane Climate Project by Rogue Heart Media. April 12, 5:30 pm. $20. Magic Lantern Theatre, 25 W. Main. inlandnwland.org

DO SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY The story of Spokane native Gabe Tesch, a pediatric brain cancer survivor turned race car driver. He survived brain cancer, 48 days of radiation, 48 weeks of chemotherapy and a school shooting. April 13, 7 pm. First Interstate Center for the Arts, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. firstinterstatecenter.org (509-279-7000)

LEGO STOP-MOTION ANIMATION Learn to create and edit videos of Lego characters moving, jumping and talking to each other. By the end of this program, you’ll have created a short movie and know how to make more in the future. Ages 8-12. Registration required. April 22, 3-5 pm. Free. Medical Lake Library, 3212 Herb St. scld.org/events (509-893-8330)

FOOD & DRINK

BRING YOUR OWN VINYL NIGHT Bring your own vinyl to spin while sipping on craft cocktails and listening to music. Thursdays from 3-10 pm. The Boneyard - Side Hustle Syrups, 17905 E. Appleway Ave, Ste A. sidehustlesyrups.com

FIRESIDE DINNER & MUSIC SERIES

Enjoy selections from Arbor Crest’s seasonal menu along with wine and beer from Square Wheel. Music lineup varies, see website for more. Thu-Sat from 6-8 pm. Arbor Crest Wine Cellars, 4705 N. Fruit Hill Rd. arborcrest.com

BOTTOMLESS(ISH) MIMOSA SUNDAY

BRUNCH This buffet-style brunch includes various breakfast food options and a bottomless mimosa bar. Sundays from 10 am-2 pm. $25. Fête - A Nectar Co, 120 N. Stevens St. bit.ly/mimosabrunch (509-951-2096)

DRAG BRUNCH The cast of Runway performs while enjoying a full breakfast menu and mimosas. Hosted by Savannah SoReal. Sundays from 10 am-2 pm. Globe Bar & Kitchen, 204 N. Division. globespokane.com (509-443-4014)

EASTER BRUNCH ON THE RIVER This brunch includes an Easter egg hunt, a visit with the Easter Bunny, crafts, lawn games and door prizes. April 9, 9-11 am & 12-2 pm. $30-$50. Ruby River Hotel, 700 N. Division St. easterbrunchontheriver. eventbrite.com (509-326-5577)

NO-LI SQUATCH FEST Celebrate the release of the Squatch series beers and Squatch V.3 seasonal release. Be one of the first 500 people to purchase a mug and fill, and receive a complimentary Squatch Fest trucker hat. 21+. April 15, 11 am-3 pm. Free. No-Li Brewhouse, 1003 E. Trent Ave. nolibrewhouse.com

NOVA KAINE’S DON’T TELL MAMA

CABARET & DRAG BRUNCH Various Inland Northwest drag performers take the stage and perform pieces choreographed by Troy Nickerson. First and third Sunday of every month, 11 am. Highball, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com

HERITAGE ORCHARD CONFERENCE

This annual conference is organized into a series of monthly webinars about heritage tree fruits. See website for full schedule. April 19, 10-11:30 am. Free. uidaho.edu/cals/soac

RAID THE CELLAR ITALIAN WINE DIN-

NER Explore the flavors of the Mediterranean with a five-course, wine-paired meal. The evening’s menu features both imported and locally sourced ingredients with a distinct, Italian flair, showcasing wines from Piedmont, Tuscany, Sicily and more. April 21, 6-9 pm. $100. Beverly’s, 115 S. Second St. beverlyscda.com

NORTH IDAHO WINE SOCIETY APRIL

TASTING

A night of wine presented by the North Idaho Wine Society featuring Kristina Mielke van Loben Sels, director of winemaking at Arbor Crest Wine Cellars. RSVP by April 17. April 21, 7:30-9:30 pm. $25-$30. Lake City Center, 1916 N. Lakewood Dr. northidahowinesociety.org

WEST END BEER FEST Six local breweries in a walk-around beer fest. Tickets get you a special glass, a West End beanie and $4 pours of all the West End beers that day. Also features live entertainment, food trucks and specials at all the breweries. See website for details. April 22, 12-11 pm. $25. Brick West Brewing Co., 1318 W. First Ave. westendbeerfest.com

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PROJECT JOY SPRING SHOWCASE Kevin Hekmatpanah, cellist and conductor of the Project Joy Orchestra and the Gonzaga Symphony Orchestra, performs along with vocalist Harlan Henderson and other featured performers. April 8, 1-2:30 pm. Free. Southside Community Center, 3151 E. 27th Ave. projectjoy.org

SPIRIT OF SPOKANE CHORUS REHEARSAL Sit in on the rehearsals of the Spirit of Spokane chorus. Tuesdays from 6:30-9 pm. Free. Opportunity Presbyterian Church, 202 N. Pines Rd. spiritofspokanechorus.org/ (509-866-6354)

GLOBAL GUMBO CONSERVATORY

CONCERT Ali Thomas, Denis Zwang and Truck Mills perform world music, blues and jazz. April 14, 7 pm. $15-$30. Music Conservatory of Sandpoint, 110 Main St. panida.org (208-265-4444)

KOSHER RED HOTS The Kosher Red Hots perform songs in Yiddish and klezmer music from Eastern Europe. April 14, 7:30-9:30 pm. $15. Barrister Winery, 1213 W. Railroad Ave. barristerwinery.com

FACULTY RECITAL: SONATAS FOR

CELLO AND PIANO Gonzaga Associate Professor Kevin Hekmatpanah performs sonatas for cello joined by pianist Yerin Kim. The program features music by Beethoven, Schumann and Strauss. April 15, 3-4:30 pm. Free. Myrtle Woldson Performing Arts Center, 211 E. Desmet Ave. gonzaga.edu/mwpac (509-313-6733)

BRIAN LYNCH & THE WHITWORTH

JAZZ ENSEMBLE Grammy Awardwinning trumpeter and composer Brian Lynch performs arrangements and origi-

nal compositions with the Whitworth Jazz Ensemble, under the direction of Jared Hall. April 15, 8 pm. $17-$22. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (509-227-7638)

SPOKANE SYMPHONY MASTERWORKS

8: JAMES, ZUILL AND MOZART Internationally renowned cellist Zuill Bailey performs Elgar’s last major work, a lament to a lost era after the first World War. April 15, 7:30 pm and April 16, 3 pm. The Fox Theater, 1001 W. Sprague Ave. spokanesymphony.org (509-624-1200)

SATURDAY WITH THE SYMPHONY A music-filled hour, which typically includes a fun musical performance, an interactive activity and a book reading. April 15, 11 am-noon. Free. Coeur d’Alene Public Library, 702 E. Front Ave. cdalibrary.org (208-769-2315)

JALEEL SHAW QUARTET Joined by EJ Strickland, Lawrence Fields and Ben Street, Jaleel Shaw and his quartet perform modern New York jazz. April 16, 6-9 pm. $15-$30. Holy Names Music Center, 3910 W. Custer Dr. imaginejazz.org

NORTHWEST BACHFEST: AN EVENING WITH AWADAGIN PRATT Awadagin Pratt performs selections composed by Chopin, Tchaikovsky and more on piano. April 17, 7:30 pm. $15-$49. Barrister Winery, 1213 W. Railroad. nwbachfest.com

NORTHWEST BACHFEST: AWADAGIN

PRATT AND ZUILL BAILEY The two musicians perform Brahms’ Sonata for Cello and Piano No. 1 in E minor, Op. 38 and other favorites. April 18, 7:30 pm. $15$49. Barrister Winery, 1213 W. Railroad Ave. nwbachfest.com (509-465-3591)

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

CARDBOARD BOX DERBY Create something out of cardboard and duct tape and slide down a short section of a trail. Awards are given for most unique and best theme. April 8, 2 pm. Included with lift ticket. Lookout Pass Ski & Recreation Area, I-90 Exit 0. skilookout.com

LILAC CITY ROLLER DERBY DOUBLEHEADER An evening of face-paced roller derby games. The Lilac City team takes on Bellingham followed by the Open Gender team facing off against Idaho Wildfire. April 8, 5-9 pm. $12-$15. Eastern Washington University, 526 Fifth St., Cheney. fb.me/e/150crJUgX

PROVIDENCE BLOOMSDAY TRAINING CLINICS This seven-week program is designed to help people prepare for Bloomsday with presentations from health experts and an instructor-lead warm up. Saturdays at 8:30 am through April 29. Free. Spokane Falls Community College, 3410 W. Whistalks Way. providence.org (509-533-3500)

LAST DAY OF THE SEASON Head up on Mt. Spokane for the last hours of the season. All lift tickets are free. April 9, 9 am-1 pm. Mt. Spokane Ski & Snowboard Park, 29500 N. Mt. Spokane Park Dr. mtspokane.com (509-238-2220)

SPOKANE INDIANS VS. EUGENE EMERALDS Promos during the three-game season opening series include Opening Night Fireworks (April 11), Doris’s Birthday and Storybook Princess Night (April 15) and Dollars in your Dog Day Game

(April 16). April 11-16, times vary. $8-$22. Avista Stadium, 602 N. Havana St. spokaneindians.com (535-2922)

SPOKANE AUDUBON SOCIETY MEETING A presentation by Washington State University Raptor Club students with live birds of prey. The meeting is both in-person and online via Zoom. April 12, 7-8:30 pm. Free. John A. Finch Arboretum, 3404 W. Woodland Blvd. audubonspokane.org

HOUSE OF FURY & KING OF THE CAGE

This event features seven MMA fights and three boxing matches. April 13, 7-10 pm. $50. Coeur d’Alene Casino, 37914 S. Nukwalqw. cdacasino.com (208-769-2464)

ESPORTS CLUB Teens are invited to play video games and hang out with other local teens. April 14, April 21 and April 28, 4-5:30 pm. Free. Coeur d’Alene Public Library, 702 E. Front Ave. cdalibrary.org

VISUAL ARTS

ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONISM Original work by regional female artists. Wed-Sun from 11 am-6 pm through April 30. Free. The Art Spirit Gallery, 415 Sherman Ave. theartspiritgallery.com (208-765-6006)

SEARCHING FOR HOME This exhib features the woodwork of Seattle-based, Pakistan-born artist Humaira Abid. Her work focuses on the refugee crisis, specifically the plight of women and girls. Tue-Sun from 10 am-5 pm through Aug. 6. $7-$12. The MAC, 2316 W. First Ave. northwestmuseum.org

WSU MASTER OF FINE ARTS THESIS

EXHIBITION Traveling from many places, these student artists have engaged in an intense interdisciplinary studio program

and met regularly with faculty members for critiques. This year’s MFA candidates are Shanda Stinebaugh, Adam Stuart, Sean Sullivan, and Allen Vu. Tue-Sat from 10 am-4 pm through May 6. Free. Jordan Schnitzer Museum of Art WSU, 1535 NE Wilson Rd. museum.wsu.edu

SPOKANE PRINT FEST This annual celebration of print media features workshops on relief printing, print exhibitions, lectures and more spanning the month of April. See website for full schedule of events. April 1-29, locations and times vary. Spokane. spokaneprintfest.org

MENTOR This exhib features selected regional ceramic faculty as well as students they’ve personally mentored. Featured faculty include Lance Sinnema from Whitworth, Mat Rude from Gonzaga, Tybre Newcomer from SFCC and Stephen Robison from CWU. April 7-28; Wed-Fri from 11 am-5 pm. Free. Trackside Studio, 115 S. Adams St. TracksideStudio.net

ART MEETS COMEDY Comics try their hand at interpreting surrealist artwork by local artists. Wine and snacks provided. April 7, 7-9 pm. $10. Shotgun Studios, 1625 W. Water Ave. shotgunstudiosspokane.com

FIRST FRIDAY Art galleries across Spokane host receptions for new art. April 7, 5-8 pm. firstfridayspokane.org

ELLEN PICKEN Art by Ellen Picken with an accompanying performance by Rajah Bose. Artist reception: April 7, from 5-10 pm, Regular gallery hours: April 7-May 1, Thu-Sat from 10 am-6 pm. Free. Entropy, 101 N. Stevens St. explodingstars.com (509-414-3226)

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The NBA is making a big move with its cannabis policy

Professional basketball players who consume cannabis can rest easy without worrying about drug tests.

The NBA and the NBA Players Association settled on a new collective bargaining agreement, which will come into effect ahead of next season. The Athletic’s Shams Charania reported that part of the agreement pertains to cannabis use. The NBA will no longer include cannabis in its drug testing program, meaning cannabis will not be considered a banned substance under the agreement.

In 2020, when the NBA was playing in a “bubble” due to the coronavirus pandemic, the league temporarily suspended testing for cannabis. Under the new agreement, that policy will become permanent.

This move brings the NBA in line with Major League Baseball, which removed cannabis from its list of prohibited substances in 2019.

Other major sports leagues are somewhat behind the

NBA and MLB. The NHL no longer punishes players for positive tests, though it still tests for cannabis. The NFL still punishes players who test positive, though it has replaced suspensions with fines.

League cannabis policy doesn’t matter for the Spokane Chiefs, as their roster is composed of players under 21 years old. Minor League Baseball followed the policy of the majors, meaning cannabis is not prohibited for players on the Spokane Indians who are 21 or older.

“I think society’s views around marijuana have changed to a certain extent,” NBA Commissioner Adam Silver said when the league temporarily suspended cannabis testing in 2020.

Those changing views are evident when looking at where the vast majority of professional sports franchises are located.

Among the four major sports leagues in the United States and Canada, 72 of the 124 teams are located where

recreational cannabis is legal, and an additional 31 are in states where medical marijuana is legal.

While Silver’s comments when the NBA temporarily suspended cannabis testing suggested a focus on player well-being, stating that the league did not need to play a “big brother” role when it comes to cannabis, it’s worth remembering that these leagues are massive moneymaking enterprises. With 83 percent of their teams in legal markets, anti-cannabis policy can also be seen as anticash policy.

From 2019 through 2021, the Portland Thorns of the National Women’s Soccer League were sponsored by a CBD company. Last year, MLB announced a partnership with Charlotte’s Web as the official CBD of the league. In the NBA, many current and former players have partnerships with cannabis companies, including Supersonics legend Shawn Kemp, who owns two dispensaries in Seattle. n

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MCCUDDIN An exhibition of the late Mel McCuddin, a prolific local painter who passed away in Sept. 2022. April 7-30, Wed-Sun from 11 am-6 pm. Free. Barrister Winery, 1213 W. Railroad Ave. theartspiritgallery.com

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This solo exhibit celebrates the beauty of birds via oil paintings, even birds classified “of least concern.” A portion of sales benefit The Audubon Society. April 7-28; Fri from 5-8 pm, Sat from 11 am-3 pm. Free. Kolva-Sullivan Gallery, 115 S. Adams St. kolva-sullivangallery. com (509-714-2526)

ORDINARY MORNINGS TDoodles and oil paintings by Karen Mobley. Each piece is inspired by the artist’s morning routine of walking in nature, tending to her garden and other aspects of daily life. April 7-28, Mon-Fri from 10 am-5 pm. Free. Spokane Art School, 503 E. Second Ave. spokaneartschool.net

REBEKAH WILKINS-PEPITON & JAMIN KUHN Wilkins-Pepiton’s “Climbing Eros” is a series of 17 paintings made of foraged inks. Kuhn’s “Custom Text” attempts to conceptually and materially engage with select visual bullhorns of western culture. April 7-29, Fri-Sat from 12-8 pm. Free. Saranac Art Projects, 25 W. Main Ave. fb.me/e/2kcFDXsPx (509-350-3574)

UNTITLED: X This senior exhibition features Ceithlinn Gates, Rowan Hoerner, Aleja LeVert, Noelia Bacio, Dharma Myers, David Oh, Cailee Parham, Sav Perez, Rachel Strauch and Angela Turcios. April 11-May 20, Mon-Fri from 10 am-4:30 pm, Sat from 10 am-2 pm. Free. Bryan Oliver Gallery, Whitworth, 300 W. Hawthorne. whitworth.edu

ACRYLIC PAINTING WITH TOM QUINN Students are introduced to the forgiving, versatile medium of acrylic paint. April 12-May 17, Wed from 10 am12 pm. $144. Spokane Art School, 503 E. Second Ave. spokaneartschool.net

REUSE WORKSHOP Learn about creative reuse by getting hands-on and bring home your own craft. Every second Thursday of the month from 10-11 am. Free with admission. Mobius Discovery Center, 331 N. Post St. artsalvagespokane.com (509-321-7137)

SUBSTANCE This ceramics show features works by Maya Rumsey, KC Loveland, Sheila Grubb, Erik Rodgers and more. April 14-May 12, Tue-Sat from 10 am-6 pm. Free. Emerge, 119 N. Second St. emergecda.com (208-930 -1876)

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SPRING FLING This annual show features Timothy Connor, an outdoor photographer and writer, and painter Janis Saiki. Reception Fri, April 7 from 5-8 pm. April 8-29, Wed-Sat from 11 am-5 pm. Free. New Moon Art Gallery, 1326 E. Sprague Ave. newmoonartgallery.com (509-413-9101)

WICKED FRIDAY ART SHOW This show features a variety of art, oddities and books following the theme of folk horror. Snacks and beverages available. April 7, 5-8 pm. Free. Giant Nerd Books, 607 W. Garland Ave. giantnerdbooks.com (509-868-0420)

EMERGE ARTIST INCUBATOR A fiveweek professional development course geared towards up-and-coming artists. Scholarships available. April 8-May 13, Sat from 12-2 pm. $175. Emerge, 119 N. Second St. emergecda.com

SECOND SATURDAYS Explore local galleries and businesses, view new artworks and meet local artists. Locations include Avenue West, New Moon, Chrysalis, Our Beating Hearts, Spokane Gallery & Framing, Jodi’s Broom Closet, POP-UP Hillyard, Indaba Coffee, Cougar Crest Estate Winery, M.A.D. Co Lab Studios and Terra Blanca. April 8, 12-5 pm. Free. Chrysalis Gallery, 911 S. Monroe St. theartchrysalis.com

PRONTO PLATE LITHOGRAPHY

WORKSHOP Learn the basics of smart/pronto plate lithography with Kevin Haas. Limited spots available. April 8, 10 am-noon. $60. Spokane Print & Publishing Center, 1921 N. Ash. spokaneprintfest.org

STACKED GLASS DISH WORKSHOP

Students create a 5x5 dish from colorful stacks of glass. The unique piece can be used as a trinket dish or spoon rest. April 8, 11 am-1 pm. $75. Emerge, 119 N. Second St. emergecda.com

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ILLUMINATED MANUSCRIPTS: UNICORN Artist Hannah Charlton teaches students how to create a 5x7 illuminated manuscript page based on medieval bestiaries. April 10 and 17, from 5-7:30 pm. $80. Spokane Art School, 503 E. Second. spokaneartschool.net

BEAUTY & RESILIENCE: VOICES FROM CONTEMPORARY UKRAINIAN POETRY Author Christine Lysnewycz reads from the Lost Horse Press Contemporary Ukrainian Poetry Series. In the Terrell Library Atrium. April 6, 2 pm. Free. WSU, 2000 NE Stadium Way. libraries.wsu.edu (509-335-3564)

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CULTURAL NIGHT Learn about Native American regalia while listening to traditional stories. Crafts include beading, looming, making moccasins and more. Thursdays from 4-6 pm. Free. American Indian Community Center, 1025 W. Indiana Ave. aiccinc.org

3 MINUTE MIC’S 10TH ANNIVERSARY Join Three Minute Mic for their 10th anniversary celebration. Readers may share up to 3 minutes worth of poetry. April 7, 7-8:30 pm. Free. Auntie’s, 402 W. Main Ave. auntiesbooks.com

ORIGINALITY, INFLUENCE & EXPLORATIONS OF CULTURE This panel, facilitated by the Human Rights Education Institute, features local artists discussing originality, influence and exploring different cultures through art. April 8, 2:30-4:30 pm. Free. Human Rights Education Institute, 414 W. Fort Grounds Dr. emergecda.com

SINGING: RAINING ROSES Meet Theresa Leskovec, author and inspirational speaker. Theresa shares her story of how she overcame her addictions and found her faith. April 8, 11 am-3 pm. Free. Barnes & Noble, 15310 E. Indiana Ave. (509-922-4104)

STORYTIME WITH JESSY HUMANN

A Poetry Month story time with local picture book author and poet Jessy Humann, reading her new book . A poetry activity follows the story. April 8, 10:30-11 am. Free. Wishing Tree Books, 1410 E. 11th Ave. wishingtreebookstore.com

HOW TO FIGHT POVERTY WITH PROFITS Cotopaxi founder Davis Smith discusses how the use of recycled, repurposed and responsiblysourced materials has led to fighting poverty in new and unique ways. April 13, 4-5 pm. Free. Gonzaga Hemmingson Center, 702 E. Desmet Ave. gonzaga.edu n

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