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DEAR INDY

Indy Wrapped

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Enough about the greater Providence area, let’s talk about *you*

All that pretentiousness added up!

This semester you ventured into the socialverse

You made 4 new genres of friend

Look at you go!

Your new friend genres

1. Person you exchange 2-3 sentences with before class starts

2. Person you only speak to when drunk

3. Person you get biweekly lunch with and it's actually really nice

4. Person you never met but added you on BeReal

With one random guy in a basement, it was love at first sight. Your top pickup strategy was dancing vaguely in his direction You used it 7 times, and it worked 0 times

In 2022, your total time referencing Nietzsche in class was 11 cumulative minutes, which is a lot. That's more than 100% of other people in your class wanted to hear.

From sunrise to sunset, you kept it interesting!

Your morning started with energetic yearning in the Ratty

You seized the day with amped rebellious CS lecture You embraced the night with poignant sorrow in the SciLi

You used 229.15 flex points this year, but one purchase ruled your world: The party played 80 songs, but somehow half of them were

Pepas

It was like

1. Doses and Mimosas

2. Pepas

3. Hips Don’t Lie

4. Pepas

5. Pepas

Your top meal this year was Blue Room sandwich. You spent a total of 743 minutes waiting in line for it.

Thanks for spending fall 2022 with Indie!