LIGGY LOVE LETTERS

It all started with that giggle, that damn giggle! His imposing stature, Clark Kent glasses and immaculate dress sense. It’s all great, all of it. But when you get to know him deeper, and find out this studious distinction killer is actually a softy at heart. You melt me in ways I’d be happy to show you back stage at the little theatre... Nicholas Garbas I love you! Sincerely JC x

Help! I’m in love with the former President of the AULSS and she wasn’t at Super California’s reopening on the weekend. I’ve never felt so crushed in my life.

To the guy with the really really thick eyebrows, and the cute snoz, haven’t seen you around much this year? Wondering where you’ve been, you’re not in liggy playing Pokémon with your friends anymore and I miss staring at your dreamy dreamy caterpillar eyebrows. Come back soon wog man xx

Rory Clarks alluring voice and luscious locks make me hope that he points something other than his camera at me Rachel, my baby girl, the love of my life. The only competitions you will be running this year are the ones between me and everyone else.

To the taste baguette guy, Who always makes my chai, You’re really fucking fly, Use cow milk I will die.

Edward De Luca you are the Kath to my Kel

My safe word is legislation ;)

How am I supposed to establish a relationship with MG over Zoom?? Just wanna make a contract of our own.

Can I just say that Belal is my heart and, quite possibly, my soul. Thank you.

There’s a man I see in Liggy, Greek and hunky like Alexander the Great. His lair is the Liggy basement, but that’s not the basement I hope to find him in. This basement would be his Kingdom. If Alexander was called King of Macedon, Panagiotis is King of MaceDOM. I will submit to his rule, he will be my DIRECTOR, and he will give me a formal EDUCATION on his sexpectations. My body is Persia - your next conquest. XOXO Liggy Girl