FROM DRAB TO DRAG

Milabia Cyrus

Since the ending of her beloved show Hannah Cocktana, Milabia Cyrus has been partying in the USA, wrecking balls, and just can’t be tamed. From the boot scootin’ roads of Smashville to the coked out parties of Los Assgeles, this contestant is ready to show Miss Hendrix she’s not a little girl anymore.

Whoreville Pecker

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Whoreville Pecker has been a hardworking country musician, gay icon, and sliving rhinestone cowboy for years now, and all that tourin and performin made her a big ole whore. Maybe it was the bright lights in big cities or glitter-covered gogo boys but somethings turned this Georgia peach sourrrr. Whoreville has always idolized CUNTry icons like Dolly Parton and Shania Twain, but somewhere along their lonesome road to fame they fell in love with popstar queens like Clitney spears and LadyRawRawww

Throb Ross

We’ve all seen the show, heard that calming voice, painted along with our generation’s greatest example of a level-headed man. A man who loves all the colors of the rainbow. But Throb Ross has a past. While being a master in capturing a landscape, Throb Ross is also a master in punishing those who deserve it. Throb was in the Airforce as a Sergeant for 20 years, so he knows how to order you around. If you know what’s good for you, don’t be a brat, or it’ll be a long, long night.