The Harlington Brochure - Autumn/Winter 2023

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Marti Pellow - Pellow Talk, The Lost Chapter

WELCOME...

I’m overwhelmed at the popularity of our shows over the past 6 months or so. Things had been gradually building after a few very unpredictable years, but suddenly it all went crazy and exceeded even our expectations. So, I’d like to say a massive thank you to our audiences for your ongoing support. Many businesses are still finding things really difficult and although I’m fully aware that we still have challenging times ahead, it would seem that many of us needed an escape from all the negativity out there, and I’m happy to be able to provide that escape through our shows.

We try to give you what you want and continue to offer as much variety as possible. The shows themselves give us a great insight into what people want to see; not only the number who attend, but the reaction they get and the feedback.

It’s particularly gratifying to see familiar faces returning again and again, but also, recently, a large influx of new blood. We attempted to get this brochure into new areas last year and we’ve seen a great number of new faces of all ages attending shows. I hope those will also be added to the regular crowds who keep returning. Our aim is to provide great entertainment on your doorstep without breaking the bank. Somewhere you can come along to with family and friends, enjoy a drink, a dance, a good old sing, and leave with a big smile on your face. If we manage that, we’re happy!

I hope you like what we’ve got in store throughout this brochure and that you’ll continue to support your local entertainment venue.

Whatever you choose to see, we’re always grateful for your support. We look forward to welcoming back friends both old and new, so come and see us soon for a warm Harlington welcome & good times.

Alex Robins

A DATE FOR THE DIARY...

COMEDY

SATURDAYS:

SEPTEMBER 9TH, OCTOBER 21ST, NOVEMBER 18TH 2023.

JANUARY 20TH, FEBRUARY 17TH & MARCH 16TH 2024.

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

STAND UP

Fleet’s longest running regular Comedy Club

Coming to The Harlington each month (excluding July & August), Stand Up for Saturday Comedy Club is a fantastic night of live comedy entertainment featuring the very best comedians on the circuit and the occasional surprise name. Now in its 13th year and with four different guest comedians each month, the show remains a massive hit, often selling out in advance - so be sure to purchase your tickets early!

Past performers include: Andy Parsons, Ellie Taylor, Patrick Monahan, James Redmond, Joe Lycett, Matt Richardson & Paul Tonkinson...

Please note: artists can be subject to change

Tickets: £15 (Advance) / £16 (Door)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Unreserved (Tables reserved for groups of 6+)

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FLEET JAZZ CLUB

TUESDAYS:

JULY 18TH, SEPTEMBER 19TH, OCTOBER 17TH, NOVEMBER 14TH 2023.

JANUARY 16TH, FEBRUARY 20TH & MARCH 19TH 2024.

BAR: 7:15pm | DOORS: 7:15pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

JULY 18TH

Vimala Rowe “For The Love of Ella”

SEPT 19TH

Five-Way Split

OCT 17TH

Rory Ingham’s Trombone Assembly

NOV 14TH

TBC

Please visit the website for up to date information on the bands performing as they are confirmed

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ALBERT CUMMINGS

SATURDAY JULY 15TH

BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

Direct from USA, and touring Europe, American blues guitarist, singer and songwriter Albert Cummings is stopping in Fleet for one of only a handful of UK dates! Influenced by R & B heroes Albert King and Stevie Ray Vaughan, his style gives as much to the boundary-less blues-rock improvisation of Jimi Hendrix and Freddie King. He’s played alongside BB King, Johnny Winter and Buddy Guy, and also later worked with the late Stevie Ray Vaughan’s rhythm section Double Trouble.

With its 2022 release on Cummings’ own indie label, Ivy Music Company, TEN is a full realization of the wider possibilities of where his music can go. The 13 songs on TEN are a compelling and emotional summation of what the artist has seen and done. The single “Need Somebody” begins the album with a sonic slugfest of back-alley power, the sound that Cummings has spent his life perfecting. Vince Gill lends background vocals to the standout track “Last Call”. Upon hearing that Gill was interested in collaborating, Cummings recalled “I figured then it was a sign that anything can happen.” He was certainly right. Blues is not a style of music that easily progresses, but this is exactly what Albert Cummings is able to do on TEN.

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved

Tickets: £20 General Admission

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Unreserved / Standing

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FULL BAND SHOW FULL BAND SHOW

GARY RYAN AS NEIL DIAMOND

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THE ONE AND ONLY BENIDORM TOM THE VERY BEST OF TOM JONES

FRIDAY JULY 21ST

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

The summer starts here!

What’s New Pussycat ? Well it’s Benidorm Tom with his spectacular full band show all the way from the Costa Blanca to Fleet!

From Stars in their Eyes to a cameo appearance in Neptunes bar in ITV’s Benidorm programme, this impressive international globe trotter covers all the Tom Jones classics, and if you’ve got a favourite –from Delilah to Sex Bomb – it’ll be in there. So get your dancing shoes on for a night of absolute feelgood belters, but be warned he’s got the look, he’s got the style, and hell’s bells, he’s got the voice.

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

It’s time for The UK’s number one Neil Diamond Tribute!

Gary Ryan is the most authentic Neil Diamond tribute around. Ryan’s remarkable sound is identical to Diamond’s…close your eyes and you’ll believe it’s the real thing! Audiences all around the world have been in awe of Gary’s charisma and Diamond esq stage presence, which has made him an in-demand act.

He is no stranger to the spotlight after performing for 20+ years as a Neil Diamond tribute and becoming a finalist on ITV’s legendary show “Stars in their Eyes” in front of 13 million viewers! Since then, Gary has taken his act worldwide on cruise ships as well as the biggest theatres in the UK.

Spend an evening reminiscing in Neil Diamond’s ultimate hits including ‘Forever in Blue Jeans’, ‘Cracklin’ Rosie’, ‘Red Red Wine’ and more. Don’t forget everyone’s favourite 1am anthem ‘Sweet Caroline’!

If you’re ready for a show that will have you dancing and singing for months, this is the one for you.

Tickets: £20 (Seated) / £17 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

Tickets: £20 (Seated) / £17 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

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ULTIMATE EAGLES

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Fresh from their hugely successful international tour including shows in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, ‘The World’s greatest Eagles Show’ return once again to celebrate their incredible 10th Anniversary, performing their legendary hits and newer favourites.

No show in the world recreates the American Legend’s music with such accuracy and reverence as the Ultimate Eagles. Their global demand and over 20,000,000 online media views stands as a testimony to their international popularity and has earned them world wide acclaim. They have been hailed as “The Next Best Thing to The Eagles” and “The World’s Greatest Eagles Show.”

Performing live rarities and best selling classics, the show delivers the Ultimate in live Eagles experiences, presented by world class musicians who have spent entire careers at the highest levels. In the past members have shared festival stages and appeared alongside artists such as Queen, Iron Maiden, Status Quo, Journey, Van Morrison, The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Cliff Richard, John Legend and of course, the Eagles themselves.

“The Next Best Thing to The Eagles!”

2GB Radio, Sydney, Australia

“The Greatest Eagles Show in the World”

Chris Evans BBC R2

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Tickets: £25

Facilities: Bar

Seating: General Admission

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 22ND

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Not to be missed! The Kast off Kinks include former members of the legendary band ‘The Kinks’. This great line-up features Mick Avory (Founding member of The Kinks & the original drummer on all the classic hits from 1964-84), Mark Haley (keyboards/vocals, Kinks 1989-93, also played with The Rubettes), Mike Steed (bass/vocals, playing history with Love Affair, Chip Hawkes, Marmalade, The Rubettes & Mike Pender).

These high-class professionals are then fronted by the equally talented & charismatic Dave Clarke (guitar/main vocals, formerly of Jimmy McCulloch & White Line, the Noel Redding Band & Tim Rose). Expect all the hits, including You Really Got Me, Dedicated Follower of Fashion, Sunny Afternoon, Lola, Days, Waterloo Sunset, Come Dancing, and many more for a great night out!

Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £20 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

ENTERTAINMENT

FRIDAY OCTOBER 6TH

BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

It’s like no game of bingo you’ve ever played before! There’s music, madness, sing-a-longs, ridiculous prizes and a few surprises!

The host has got the bingo numbers, the DJ has got the cheesiest party tunes, we’re talking maximum cheese! That’s right, S club, Vengaboys, Mj, Wham…. you just need to get the drinks in!

This is not just a party, it’s a bingo party! Dance, sing, laugh, drink, have the best night out ever! Get your Dabbers out and your dancing shoes on. Oh!!!……and somebody will be leaving with a giant inflatable unicorn!

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PAUL YOUNG BEHIND THE LENS

FRIDAY OCTOBER 20TH

BAR: 6:30pm | DOORS: 7:00pm | SHOW: 7:30pm

He’s been a major star for four decades. Paul Young broke into the big time 40 years ago when No Parlez went to number one and spawned iconic hits like Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home). More success followed with the number one album The Secret Of Association and the worldwide hit Everytime You Go Away, not forgetting an appearance at Live Aid and more. Paul sustained that success – while having fun in his tex-mex band, Los Pacaminos. Now, on the 40th anniversary of No Parlez, he’s releasing a remarkable new record and publishing his extraordinary memoir; both called Behind The Lens. He’s touring the UK, too, where he’ll meet fans, sing hits and tell stories about his incredible career. It’s time to revel in the classic hits and learn the stories behind them as Paul steps out from Behind The Lens.

Tickets: £14 (Seated)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved

Tickets: £30 General / £45 VIP + Goody Bag £80 Meet ‘n’ Greet + Goody Bag

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Theatre Reserved

MUSIC THE BOHEMIANS

FRIDAY OCTOBER 27TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

The world’s most exciting Queen tribute band. Formed in 1996, The Bohemians produce a show that combines the musicianship, costumes and energy of the world’s greatest band. The show is a high-energy comprehensive reenactment of Queens Greatest Hits, featuring the back catalogue of one of the world’s most popular and iconic rock acts of all time, brought to you by Internationally renowned Queen Tribute band The Bohemians. Featuring all the hits from the very beginning, through the Wembley ’86 performance and famous Live Aid concert and on into the late 80’s and early 90’s - they’re all here!.

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THE FLOYD EFFECT

THEY TOLD US WHAT TO DREAM

SATURDAY OCTOBER 28TH

BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

There are tribute bands and then there are tribute bands... With members who have worked with David Bowie, Janet Jackson, Jon Bon Jovi, Brian Adams and Keith Emerson, The Floyd Effect isn’t just a bunch of enthusiasts, but a band of the highest calibre that loves the music of Pink Floyd.

Following its Dark Side Of Reason tour (which, despite being interrupted by the pandemic, sold out in theatres up and down the country) The Floyd Effect will be returning in 2022/23 with its most ambitious tour to date: They Told Us What to Dream. This highlights not one, but two complete Pink Floyd albums – indeed, the two that are considered by legions of their fans to be the band’s most important works. After kicking off the evening with some classic tracks from other albums in the Pink Floyd canon, The Floyd Effect will perform the whole of Wish You Were Here, something that has rarely (if ever) been heard in recent years. The second set will then feature a complete, unbroken performance of perhaps the greatest album of all time, Dark Side Of The Moon, as well as some other tracks lovingly recreated from Pink Floyd’s acclaimed live shows.

Tickets: £20 General Admission

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Unreserved / Standing

Tickets: £25 (Seated)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved

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BIG COUNTRY ‘THE CROSSING’ 40TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH

BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

Big Country celebrate their iconic 1983 debut LP ‘The Crossing’ 40 years on from release.

Big Country broke massively worldwide with the release of the album’s classic singles’Fields Of Fire’, ‘Chance’and signature song ‘In A Big Country’.

‘In A Big Country’ went on to become huge worldwide, selling over two million copies and driving ‘The Crossing’ to three prestigious Grammy nominations in the USA. The album reached no.3 in the UK and overseas it hit no.4 in Canada and no.18 in the US.

Formed in 1981 by guitar playing founder members, Stuart Adamson and Bruce Watson, both native of the band’s hometown Dunfermline in Scotland, the duo were Initially driven by a shared vision of widescreen guitar melody, harmony and lyric. The classic Big Country sound was further enhanced later that summer by the arrival of drummer Mark Brzezicki and and bass player Tony Butler.

Tickets: £30

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

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SATURDAY NOVEMBER 11TH

BAR:7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

In theatres in the U.K., Michael Bublé and Frank Sinatra fans can experience the next best thing to the superstars themselves in exhilarating tribute musical show - “Bublé Meets Sinatra: The Showdown!” An electrifying evening that sees Frank Sinatra transported from his mid-1950s zenith to meet the sensational Canadian modern-day contender for his crown. So who will be your favourite when the worlds of these two superstars collide in the concert that never was...so let the showdown begin!

Bublé and Sinatra’s greatest hits are recreated with incredible accuracy by award-winning ‘Michael Bublé’ Luke Hingley (seen & approved by Michael Bublé himself) and acclaimed ‘Sinatra’ Kevin Fitzsimmons (seen & approved by the Sinatra family’s representative in Europe). Ably supported by a full live band featuring musicians who played on Michael Bublé’s 2022 album, Higher. Alongside all the excitement and fun you’d expect from the two idols, be wowed by the authentically recreated greatest hits. With ‘Bublé singing hits like Hollywood, Haven’t Met You Yet, Feeling Good, Me & Mrs Jones, To Love Somebody, Cry Me A River, Home, Save The Last Dance For Me & more and ‘Sinatra’ swinging hits like Strangers In The Night, Fly Me To The Moon, New York, You Make Me Feel So Young. Be captivated by their individual performances and exuberant duets of songs they’ve both had hits with, such as That’s Life, Something Stupid, Come Fly With Me & more.

“There are times I thought it was me!!!” Michael Buble

“Flawless, a must see Sinatra” The Sinatra Family’s Europe Representative (K. Barnes)

MUSIC MARTI PELLOW PELLOW TALK THE LOST CHAPTER

The Songwriter. The Songs That Made the Man. SUNDAY NOVEMBER 19TH

BAR: 6:30pm | DOORS: 7:00pm | SHOW: 7:30pm

I’ve been thrilled with the response to Pellow Talk. It has been the most intimate show I’ve done….. I wanted to do some more shows in this way and The Lost Chapter is a reimagined show that connects you, the audience, with me, the songwriter. It’s Pellow Talk – The Lost Chapter, an exploration of the songwriter, and the songs that make the man.

Tickets: £25 (Seated)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved

Tickets: £33 General / £50 VIP + Goody Bag £90 Meet ‘n’ Greet + Goody Bag

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Theatre Reserved

80S REWIND THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

FRIDAY 24TH & SATURDAY 25TH NOVEMBER

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

The Wild Boys are back in the house!! Organise your troops and rewind back to the 80s for a night out as big as your crazy perms!

80s Rewind is the ultimate night out for any 80s fan with a hunger for partying. Blast back to the past with live music from the UKs best live 80s party band ‘Wild Boys’. Their live renditions of all your favourite 80s records includes massive hits from Prince, Elton John, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and more. There really is something for everyone.

Remember to sharpen your shoulder pads and dust off those legwarmers. With live music and a DJ through to 1am, plus all the usual fun and frolics… this is the ultimate 80s Christmas Party!

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ANNUAL MAINLY MADNESS CHRISTMAS PARTY

FRIDAY DECEMBER 1ST

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Once in a while a band comes along that has the ability to capture, captivate and tell fantastic stories through song. Mainly Madness faithfully recreates this feeling night after night, in a show that leaves audiences awed and clamouring for more!

Back by popular demand, this group of Two Tone loving musicians are bringing the Madness experience to The Harlington this December for the Annual Mainly Madness Christmas Party!

Not only are Mainly Madness a tribute to the great band itself but also a celebration of Two Tone and Ska, which include such inspirational bands as The Specials, Bad Manners and The Beat to name a few. This fantastic genre of music manages to make you smile and stomp your feet to the rock steady beat.

Whether male, female, young or old, the Annual Mainly Madness Christmas Party will give you a festive night to remember!

Tickets: £??

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

Seating: Unreserved Seating / Standing

Seating: Concert Standing

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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STAND UP FOR SATURDAY COMEDY

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

SATURDAY DECEMBER 2ND

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Coming to The Harlington this December, the annual Stand Up For Saturday Christmas Comedy Special is back!

Whether you’re looking for a winter time work party or a festive night out with friends, our Christmas Comedy is sure to jingle your bells and leave you howling with laughter.

Our four fine comedians will have you ‘ho ho ho’ing throughout the night with their witty observations, easy charm and good cheer.

With live music from Congakeyz and late bar, this is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving!

FLEET JAZZ CHRISTMAS CONCERT JO HARROP WITH THE PAUL EDIS ENSEMBLE

TUESDAY DECEMBER 5TH

BAR: 7:15pm | DOORS: 7:15pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

Featuring new arrangements of festive favourites penned by brilliant pianist Paul Edis and performed by ‘velvet-voiced’ Jo Harrop and an 11-piece band featuring some of the leading lights on the UK jazz scene including Alan Barnes, Paul Booth and others!

Tickets: £22

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Unreserved (Tables reserved for groups of 6+)

Tickets: £22 (inc. glass of bubbly & a mince pie)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved

CONGAKEYZ PERFORMING LIVE!

STARBURST THEATRE PRESENTS

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AC/DC UK

FRIDAY JANUARY 26TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Fronted by the most authentic Angus Young, and 80s era Brian Johnson in the business, AC/DC UK deliver a 2-hour powerhouse show featuring all the AC/DC hits – with a few fan favourites thrown in to boot! The experienced backline drives out the set with the same tenacity, volume, and passion as the real deal! All the AC/DC gimmicks are brought out to whip the crowd into a frenzy – from Angus’ famed striptease, Brian’s iconic flat cap, a giant inflatable Rosie, and fully firing cannons to salute those who are ready to rock!

June 2018 saw the British tribute band AC/DC UK embark on one of their biggest shows in the band’s history. Closing the Friday night of Graspop, the band played just after legendary headliner’s Iron Maiden to a packed out Metal Dome. The past several years have seen the band play several other notable shows and festivals alongside the likes of Alice Cooper, The Darkness, Steve Vai, Santana, Magnum, Within Temptation, Saxon, and more.

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

MUSIC STAYIN’ ALIVE

SATURDAY JANUARY 27TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

The most authentic tribute to the Bee Gees in the world.

The group has been touring for over 20 years, from the USA to the UK, throughout Europe, the Middle East and Caribbean, recreating the look and sound of the Bee Gees.

Capturing a full history of the iconic band, “Stayin’ Alive” includes classic songs from a back catalogue crammed full of hits such as “To Love Somebody”, “Massachusetts”, “I Got to Get a Message”, “Jive Talking”, “More Than A Woman”, “Night Fever”, “You Should Be Dancing”, “Tragedy”, “Stayin’ Alive” and many many more.

T-REXTASY

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2ND

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Marc Bolan, with his band T.Rex, was one of the most flamboyant and charismatic stars of the original glam rock era. It’s hard to believe that 40 years have now passed since Marc’s tragic fatal car accident and fans have mourned the loss of a truly individual, inspirational talent ever since. Bolan’s special ingredient of Rock-a-Boogie songs including ‘20th Century Boy’, ‘Get in On’ and ‘I Love to Boogie’ have ensured that Marc Bolan and T.Rex have become one of the most memorable and enduring bands of the seventies.

T.Rextasy have now been performing around the world for over 20 years, a career that ironically outlives Marc’s very own T.Rex. They have become widely accepted as the world’s only official tribute show dedicated to Marc Bolan & T.Rex, and the only band endorsed and approved by Marc’s family, estate and catalogue management, not to mention original members of T.Rex. The band has been described by many as ‘beyond the boundaries of tribute’.

‘They’re the closest you’re ever going to get to the real thing’

Bill Legend (original T.Rex drummer)

Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £18 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

Tickets: £25 (Seated) / £20 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

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LOS PACAMINOS

FEAT. PAUL YOUNG

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 3RD

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

One of the UK’s most popular Live touring bands, and placing themselves squarely in the Americana genre, Los Pacaminos play the very best in Tex Mex Border music from The Texas Tornadoes and Ry Cooder to Los Lobos and even Roy Orbsion.

The other band members are guitarist Jamie Moses (Queen, Tom Jones, Mike & The Mechanics, The Pretenders), songwriter Drew Barfield (The Keys, The Big Heat, songs for Joe Jackson, Paul Young, Level 42, Cathy Dennis), Pedal Steel guitarist Melvin Duffy (Squeeze, Robbie Williams, First Aid Kit, The Waterboys, Ray Davies), Bassist Stevie Greetham (Paul Young, Joan Armatrading, Tim Finn, Julia Fordham), drummer Mark Pinder (Paul Young, Alison Moyet) and newest member on accordion/keys

Steve “Woody” Oakman (Paul McCartney, Chris Montez, Little Eva, Tony Christie). Lead vocals are mostly shared between Paul, Jamie & Drew.

This is a Tequila fuelled Tex Mex party night, as each venue becomes the perfect cantina setting for a great night’s rocking with the cactus sharp, tequila filled, stetson wearing, magnificent 7, Los Pacaminos!!!

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PAUL JONES & DAVE KELLY

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 10TH

BAR: 7:00pm |

DOORS: 7:30pm |

SHOW: 8:00pm

The Blues Band are now retiring from touring, but their two lead vocalists will continue with their Acoustic Duo concerts.

Ruggedly durable and timeless, the blues is perhaps more popular today than it has ever been. Young musicians still cut their teeth on its enticing, 12-bar appeal, but its real rewards, true virtuosity, poise and knowledge, only come with age.

Founder members of The Blues Band, Paul Jones and Dave Kelly’s tangled and colourful roots go way back into the true undergrowth of the tradition. As well as their own original material, they not only know and perform the work of the greats, ranging from Howlin’ Wolf, John Lee Hooker through to Sonny Boy Williamson – they actually played alongside them, and enjoyed their friendship.

A live acoustic set by this dynamic duo is an occasion you’ll remember. If you’re a true Blues fan, everything you need is here.

Tickets: £25

Facilities: Bar

Seating: General Admission

Tickets: £25

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Theatre Reserved

ELO ENCOUNTER

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 23RD

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Roll over Beethoven, because the greatest tribute to Jeff Lynne’s Electric Light Orchestra is here! In an all live show featuring soaring strings, striking vocal harmonies and playing all the much loved songs from ELO’s hit-filled library including Evil Woman, Telephone Line, Don’t Bring Me Down and Mr Blue Sky.

Not only flawlessly recreating the wonderful music of ELO, it’s a spectacular live show from start to finish. Stunning lights and special effects create an atmosphere that will have you fully immersed in the whole experience. As the ELO Encounter reel off ELO classic hit after hit, it’s guaranteed to have the hairs on the back of your neck dancing in time to the music!!

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OASISH

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 24TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Since forming in 2004, Oasish have taken the tribute world by storm. The attention to detail is incredible and many have hailed them as being better than the real thing! They have performed at Wembley Stadium, The National Indoor Arena, Manchester Academy, and are the only band to perform at the now world famous Glastonbudget Festival EVERY single year it’s been running.

Oasish don’t use cheap imitation copies of the real band’s instruments or clothes either! The “Noel” actually uses the exact same model of guitar, a Gibson ES355, that the real Noel Gallagher plays. They are also no strangers to the TV screens, having appeared on The One Show (BBC), The Gadget Show (Channel 5), Inside Out (ITV), GMTV (ITV), Sky News, The Culture Show (BBC) and numerous other broadcasts all across the television network. They have worked alongside big names such as Peter Kay, Jools Holland, Clint Boon (Inspiral Carpets), Dodgy and even performed with Shaun Ryder of The Happy Mondays!

Oasish are Europe’s leading tribute to Oasis, flawlessly re-creating the looks, sound and attitude of the originals.

Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £18 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

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Image by Kevin Ahronson

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GENESIS CONNECTED

FRIDAY MARCH 1ST

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm

Celebrating the hits of Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, and Mike & The Mechanics – all in one spectacular show!

The frontman, Pete Bultitude, is not only an incredibly versatile vocalist, but also a truly gifted drummer just like Phil Collins – so expect the show to include the iconic “double drums” element as featured on every Genesis and Phil Collins tour!

Genesis Connected has an incredible mix of material, from atmospheric anthems to Chart toppers that will get the crowd dancing in the aisles.

Hits spanning from the late 70s onwards, including: Turn It On Again, Sledgehammer, In The Air Tonight, Over My Shoulder, Against All Odds, That’s All, Solsbury Hill, You Can’t Hurry Love, The Living Years, and many more...

“It could have been Phil Collins and Genesis themselves, and no wonder these guys are in demand.”

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Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £18 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

GUNS 2 ROSES

SATURDAY MARCH 2ND

BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm

Guns 2 Roses (Est 2002) are the world’s most successful Guns N Roses tribute band! The only GNR tribute to have performed with 4 different members of Guns N Roses. Playing many songs from ‘Appetite For Destruction’, ‘GNR Lies’, ‘Use Your Illusion I and II’, ‘Spaghetti Incident?’ and even tracks from ‘Chinese Democracy’.

Many tributes have tried but not one comes close to the looks, authenticity and natural charisma Guns 2 Roses has to emulate GNR. Having played to thousands throughout the UK, Europe, India, Middle East and USA, their media reach and fan base is ever growing!

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

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FROM GOLD TO RIO

Celebrating the greatest hits of Spandau Ballet & Duran Duran!

SATURDAY MARCH 9TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm

SHOW: 8:30pm

From Gold to Rio will take you on a nostalgic journey back to the New Romantic era which ruled the charts for over a decade. For the very first time the hits from two of the UK’s most iconic bands will be brought to life in one power packed show!

Performed by a full live band with over 30 years professional experience, this show features excellent vocals, tight harmonies, along with a powerhouse rhythm section. With over 20 top 10 hits the show will feature 2 hours of non-stop classics including Gold, Rio, True, The Reflex, Through The Barricades, Save A Prayer, Lifeline & Girls on Film to name a few, guaranteed to leave the audience shouting for more! So, if you’re a Duran, a Spandau, a Wild Boy or a Soul Boy, then this is something you don’t want to miss!

Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £18 (Standing)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing

MUSIC

THE JAM’D

SATURDAY APRIL 27TH

BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm

SHOW: 8:30pm

The Jam’d are now the UK’s best known and most popular tribute to the live performance and sound of The Jam, and are totally committed to giving an unforgettable, authentic performance with all the energy, passion and style of the Woking 3.

As full time touring professional musicians, and massive Jam fans, the band don’t “try to be” or “pretend to be” The Jam, but rather put on a performance from the heart and soul, drawing on all their memories, experiences and love of what was the country’s biggest band in their day.

Gigging up and down the UK at outdoor festivals, scooter rallies and some of the UK’s top music venues & events! The show also includes the only replica of Rick Bucklers ‘Great White’ drum kit & features their own brass section!

You won’t be disappointed!

ENTERTAINMENT

ROCK ON TOMMY

SUNDAY APRIL 28TH

BAR: 6:30pm | DOORS: 7:00pm

SHOW: 7:30pm

He’s a national treasure who became a household name as one half of Cannon and Ball. Tommy Cannon played the straight man to the late Bobby Ball as the double act dominated prime-time TV for more than a decade. An actor, singer and comic, Tommy has lived an extraordinary life – most recently being lauded by rock star Robbie Williams, at a sell-out concert in Manchester. Now he’s returning to the stage in Rock On, Tommy, a variety show featuring clips, incredible stories, tons of laughter, audience Q&As and more. Fans can meet the man who has provided laughter to millions since debuting in 1968 on the talent show, Opportunity Knocks.

Tickets: £20

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Concert Standing

Tickets: £24 (Seated)

Facilities: Bar

Seating: Theatre Reserved

www.fleetfilm.co.uk

PRESENTS

THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING

IDRIS ELBA & TILDA SWINTON

FABULOUS FEATURE FILM…

FREE BUBBLY & NIBBLES ON ARRIVAL...

LIVE MUSIC...

FRIDAY JULY 14TH 7.30PM | £10 A TICKET

FUTURE DATES:

MONDAYS: SEPTEMBER 11TH & 25TH,

OCTOBER 9TH & 23RD, NOVEMBER 13TH & 27TH 2023.

JANUARY 8TH & 22ND, FEBRUARY 12TH & 26TH, MARCH 11TH & 25TH 2024.

TICKETS: £6 ON THE DOOR (MONDAYS)

ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP: £45

MONTHLY DATES:

FRIDAYS

April 22nd, May 20th, June 17th,

6.00pm - 9.00pm

July 22nd, September 16th, October 21st & November 18th

September 1st, October 13th & November 17th 2023

January 19th & February 16th 2024

WEDNESDAYS

Drop-in Sessions

2.00pm - 5.00pm

October 25th 2023, February 14th 2024

BODYLINE AEROBICS

Classes Saturday 9:30am

Contact Sylvia Cresswell on: 07880 733613 or Email: sylvcress@gmail.com

CEROC FLEET

Ceroc is a fusion of Salsa, Ballroom, Hip Hop, Tango & Jive. Classes followed by social dancing. No partner required, beginners welcome.

Thursdays 8pm, Freestyle 9.40pm

Contact on: 07803 804419 or Email: hyland.matt@gmail.com

FUNTIME DANCE AND DRAMA

Dance and Drama Classes in the local community. Children’s classes throughout the week.

Contact Teresa on: 07585 793749 (term time) or Email: info@funtimedanceanddrama.co.uk (anytime)

OVER 50’S AEROBICS

Exercise to music for the over 50’s

Classes: Wednesdays 8:45am & Fridays 9:30am (low impact aerobics) are 50+

Contact Sue Scarlett on: 07454 366236 or Email: sue_scarlett@ntlworld.com

VICKY EWEN FITNESS EXERCISE CLASS

Exercise to strengthen muscles, mobilise joints and improve balance.

Classes Monday 9:30am (Toning)

Contact Vicky on: 07752 833859 or Email: vicky.ewen@ntlworld.com

REBECCA FRAIZ CLASSICAL BALLET

Reap the benefits of a trained and current Royal Ballet School Associate Teacher.

Classes:

RAD syllabus classes – Grades 1 to 5 and Vocational Grades

Pre Vocational – Classical Ballet training Academic Years

7 to 11

Private Tuition – Highly personalised One-to-One

Classical Ballet training

Contact Rebecca Fraiz on: 07984 447281 or Email: rebeccafraizclassicalballet@outlook.com

SALSA STEPS

A fun fusion of a dance class and a fitness class! If you love Latin music but don’t have a partner, this could be for you. No previous salsa experience necessary.

Classes Thursdays 7.00pm

Contact Louise on: Louisesalsasteps@gmail.com

MONKEY MUSIC

FLEET

Award winning pre-school music classes, for ages 12 weeks up to school age. First trial class is free. See website for more details.

Mondays from 9.30am

Contact on: 01252 843485 or Email: fleet@monkeymusic.co.uk

ROCK CHOIR

Contemporary choir with no audition and no need to read music

Wednesday 7:30pm - 9pm

Contact on: 01252 714276 or Email: office@rockchoir.com

BABY WEIGHING CLINIC

Run by Southern Health Foundation Trust Various dates/times

Contact on: 01252 813842 or Email: hp-tr.fleetandyateley@nhs.net

HIRES

NATIONAL BLOOD SERVICE –BLOOD DONATIONS

WWW.BLOOD.CO.UK

Blood Donation Sessions

July 11th, August 8th, September 5th & October 3rd 2023

FLEET & DISTRICT U3A

WWW.FLEETU3A.ORG.UK

September 20th, October 18th & November 15th 2023

January 17th, February 21st & March 20th 2024

FLEET TOWNSWOMEN’S GUILD

WWW.THE-TG.COM

July 5th, September 6th, October 4th & November 1st 2023

January 3rd, February 7th, March 6th & April 3rd 2024

THE ARTS SOCIETY HART

WWW.TAS-HART.ORG.UK

July 12th, September 13th, October 11th & November 8th 2023

January 10th, February 14th & March 13th 2024

FLEET LIONS BEERFEST

WWW.FLEETLIONS.ORG.UK

42 REAL ALES + 10 CIDERS (LOCAL & AFAR!) + GIN BAR + HOG ROAST + FRESHLY COOKED PIZZA + GREAT MUSIC

August 5th 2023

SEATING PLANS

We adapt our seating plans to suit different types of show. These generally fall into the categories of theatre, cabaret, standing or a mix of seating and standing. This is to give the customer the best possible experience every time.

Seating plans for each event can be viewed online or in person at the Box Office when booking tickets. Some allow you to choose where you sit, and others offer unreserved seating or standing options. We urge you to view the seating plan when you book as they vary for different events.

VENUE HIRE

We can cater for most events, large or small. From business meetings, conferences and rehearsals to parties, functions, celebrations and wedding receptions - in fact, just about anything you can think of!

You’re welcome to simply hire one of our rooms or halls, with a range of sizes available, or we can work with you to plan your event. We can offer as little or as much help as you like.

OUR FACILITIES INCLUDE:

• Wifi • Licensed bars • Stage sound & lighting

• Up to 7 camera recording/live streaming system

• Technical support

• Entertainment booking service

• Helpful & friendly team

LIVE STREAMING

We will be live streaming a selection of our shows for you to enjoy at home if you’re unable to visit us in person. Keep an eye on the website for more news or feel free to get in touch.

WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF OUR SEVEN CAMERA DIGITAL SYSTEM, WE CAN NOW OFFER THE FOLLOWING SERVICES:

• Live streaming

• Recording live videos and soundtracks

• Enhanced conferencing options

For more information about our fantastic facilities and venue hire, please visit us at www.theharlington.co.uk

We’re always happy to show you around and discuss your requirements. Call us on 01252 811009

BOX OFFICE OPENING TIMES

The Box Office is open Monday - Saturday between 10am - 2pm (closed Wednesdays) and is open later on performance days. Tickets can be purchased at any time via the website (fees apply).

FEES

From 1st August 2023, a 50p per ticket fee is charged to all telephone and counter sales to cover administrative, Box Office and banking costs. Online fees are charged at £1.00 per ticket. There is an optional £1.50 postage fee per transaction.

REFUNDS

Once purchased, we’re unable to offer refunds or exchanges on tickets unless an event is cancelled.

RESERVATIONS

We can reserve tickets for up to 3 days. Restrictions do apply closer to the date of a performance, when an event is near to sell-out, or at a producer/promoter’s request.

AGE RESTRICTIONS

Under 18s are welcome to attend the majority of our shows when accompanied by an adult. This is left to the discretion of the parent/guardian. Some performances do carry a suggested age limit as we feel they are not suitable for a younger audience. If in doubt, please check with the Box Office.

STANDING/DANCING

It is the nature of some events that audience members will stand /dance. Refunds will not be made on these occasions but we may be able to re-seat you if you speak to a member of staff.

BARS

The Function bar is open before the show and during the interval. There is an additional bar inside the auditorium which is open throughout and after most cabaret shows.

ACCESS

Our performance spaces, bars and toilets are all accessible. To ensure a comfortable visit, please inform our staff at time of booking if you require any further assistance.

JOIN OUR MAILING LIST

Join our mailing list through our webpage for information on forthcoming events or special offers. You can also call the Box Office on 01252 811009. We won’t share your details with anybody else.

JOB/VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES

We’re always looking for good team members for a variety of roles within the venue. If you’d be interested in joining us as a member of show staff, or would like to see shows for few and support your community venue as a passionate volunteer we would love to hear from you!.

HOW TO FIND US...

The Harlington is off of Fleet High Street, surrounded by both Victoria and Gurkha Square car park. There are bus services running along Fleet Road and the train services from Waterloo and the South Coast to Fleet are frequent.