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WELCOME... It’s looking like life is returning to about as normal as it can get. We’ve all had to adapt to our own kind of normal, which can be quite different for many of us. For those that have attended shows since we’ve been able to re-open, and clearly enjoyed this new-found freedom, I would personally like to thank every one of you, along with the fantastic Harlington team, for helping us to get the show back on the road. The entertainment and hospitality industry has been rocked to its very foundations and may never fully recover, but by attending events, you’re supporting artists and venues, so that we can work together and secure the future of live entertainment for generations to come. Please keep supporting us and in return we’ll keep bringing you the very highest quality entertainment. We’ve got a year just bursting with shows. There are returning favourites and lots of brand new ones for you to choose from. We have music of just about every kind, comedy and anything else we can cram in. We’re also running a series of Sunday afternoon gigs in the Autumn in support of original artists who are really going places at the moment. You may know some of the names or you may not, but you’re guaranteed the very highest quality, plus the chance to see them up close and personal while you still can. Whatever you choose to see, we’re always grateful for your support. We look forward to welcoming back friends both old and new, so come and see us soon for a warm Harlington welcome & good times.
Alex Robins /harlington.fleet
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A DATE FOR THE DIARY... Rock For Heroes
April 8th
8:30pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
April 9th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
April 19th
8:00pm
James Taylor Quartet
April 29th
8:30pm
Paul Zerdin: Hands Free
May 6th
8:00pm
Stayin’ Alive
May 7th
8.30pm
90s Rewind: The Dance Anthems
May 13th
8:30pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
May 14th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
May 17th
8:00pm
Jon Bovi Always
May 21st
8:30pm
Los Pacaminos feat Paul Young
June 10th
8:30pm
Money For Nothing
June 11th
8:30pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
June 18th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
June 21st
7:30pm
T Rextasy
June 24th
8:30pm
Dr Feelgood
June 25th
8.00pm
Legends of Music
July 7th - 9th
Various
Absolute Bowie
July 16th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
July 19th
8:00pm
Bootleg Blondie
September 3rd
8:30pm
A Vision of Elvis
September 10th
8:00pm
The Stumble
September 11th
2:00pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
September 17th
8:30pm
Connor Selby
September 18th
2:00pm
Fleet Jazz Club
September 20th
8:00pm
Terry Alderton: It’s Terry!
September 23rd
8:00pm
The Doors Alive
September 30th
8:30pm
Black Sabbitch
October 7th
8:30pm
Rod Stewart Songbook
October 14th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
October 18th
8:00pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
October 22nd
8:30pm
Dom Martin Band
October 23rd
2:00pm
RU40: Tribute to UB40
October 28th
8:30pm
The Rollin Stoned
October 29th
8:30pm
The Jam’d
November 4th
8:30pm
The Mentulls
November 6th
2:00pm
The Bohemians
November 11th
8:00pm
Stand Up For Saturday Comedy Club
November 12th
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Club
November 15th
8:00pm
Bad Manners Plus Special Guests
November 19th
8:30pm
Ian Parker Band
November 20th
2:00pm
80’s Rewind
November 25th & 26th
8:30pm
Elles Bailey Band
November 27th
2:00pm
Mainly Madness
December 2nd
8:30pm
Comedy Club Christmas Special
December 3rd
8:30pm
Fleet Jazz Christmas Concert
December 6th
8:00pm
Snow White
December 2022
Various
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FLEET JAZZ TUESDAYS: APRIL 19TH, MAY 17TH, JUNE 21ST, JULY 19TH, SEPTEMBER 20TH, OCTOBER 18TH & NOVEMBER 15TH 2022
FEATURING THE TOP ACTS FROM THE UK COMEDY CIRCUIT...
BAR: 7:15pm | DOORS: 7:15pm | SHOW: 8:00pm APRIL 19TH Karen Sharp & Steve Waterman Quintet MAY 17TH Horace! With the Clare Hirst /Andrea Vicari Quintet
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JUNE 21ST (7:30pm Show) Simon Allen & Alan Skidmore Quintet
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JULY 19TH Pat Welford Memorial Concert - Alan Barnes Presents Copperfield A Dickensian Jazz Suite SEPTEMBER 20TH Sara Dowling Quartet
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BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Coming to The Harlington each month (excluding July, August), Stand Up for Saturday Comedy Club is a fantastic night of live comedy entertainment featuring the very best comedians on the circuit and the occasional surprise name. Now in its 12th year and with four different guest comedians each month, the show remains a massive hit, often selling out in advance - so be sure to purchase your tickets early! Past performers include: Andy Parsons, Ellie Taylor, Patrick Monahan, James Redmond, Joe Lycett, Matt Richardson & Paul Tonkinson...
Please visit the website for up to date information on the bands performing as they are confirmed
Please note: artists can be subject to change
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Tickets: £20 Facilities: Bar Seating: Cabaret Unreserved
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ROCK FOR HEROES FRIDAY APRIL 8TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm The No 1 UK Touring Rock Show is back baby! The boys and girls are back in town celebrating the greatest heroes of Rock in this sublime musical spectacle! Rock For Heroes transports you back to the memories of hearing these iconic bands for the first time, celebrating the legendary members of The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame! Brought to you by a 7-piece live band this show is full of incredible singers and musicians who will have you laughing out loud whilst rocking out.
JAMES TAYLOR QUARTET FRIDAY APRIL 29TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Lead by Hammond organ-guru James Taylor, JTQ stands with one foot planted in 2022, and the other, just as firmly, somewhere south of the 1970s. For more than 25 years, The James Taylor Quartet have set the standard for the coolest sounds in funky acid jazz. On dozens of mighty albums and at their legendary gigs at home and around the world, they’ve quietly become a byword for distinguished British creativity. In addition to his work with JTQ, James has collaborated with the likes of U2, The Wonderstuff, Manic Street Preachers, The Pogues, as well as with Tom Jones on the multi-platinum album Reload.
Featuring over 20 classic rock songs, amazing lighting and sound. There is a reason we are The No 1 UK Touring rock show, Rock For Heroes is a show like no other, it’s the night out you’ve been waiting for, so hold on because “For Those About To Rock, We Salute You”!.
JTQ are perhaps best-known and best-loved for their unrivalled live performances. With James’ Hammond leading the way, JTQ jam out with funky rhythms and kitschy-cool melodies - their concerts include reworkings of classics such as Green Onions and Time Is Tight, as well as JTQ’s debut single Blow Up, JTQ Theme and, of course, the inimitable Starsky and Hutch.
Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £19.00 (Standing)
Tickets: £20
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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PAUL ZERDIN
STAYIN’ ALIVE
HANDS FREE
SATURDAY MAY 7TH
FRIDAY MAY 6TH
BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm
BAR: 7.00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm
The most authentic tribute to the Bee Gees in the world!
Paul’s smash hit tour has extended into 2022 by popular demand. Sam, Albert, Baby, Roger the bodyguard and an urban fox have all survived the lock downs and are back out on the road. They can’t wait to see you, so get ready to be involved. As well as his hilarious characters, ‘Hands Free’ features Paul giving us a glimpse into his own world showing us what it’s like to be able to throw your voice in everyday situations where anything and everything can talk back! As winner of America’s Got Talent he enjoyed a sellout residency in Las Vegas, he stars every year in the London Palladium’s Panto but is now heading to Fleet, so don’t miss your chance to see one of Britain’s finest entertainers.
The group has been touring for over 20 years, from the USA to the UK, throughout Europe, the Middle East and Caribbean, recreating the look and sound of the Bee Gees. Capturing a full history of the iconic band, “Stayin’ Alive” includes classic songs from a back catalogue crammed full of hits such as “To Love Somebody”, “Massachusetts”, “I Got to Get a Message”, “Jive Talking”, “More Than A Woman”, “Night Fever”, “You Should Be Dancing”, “Tragedy”, “Stayin’ Alive” and many many more.
“The best ventriloquist Britain has discovered for many years...” The Stage
Tickets: £20
Tickets: £20 (Seated) / £16 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Theatre Reserved
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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FRIDAY MAY 13TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm With live music and a DJ plus the usual fun and frolics…this is the ultimate 90’s party! Rewind back to those dance anthems of yester year with entertainment and live music from Ultra 90’s, the first and only 90’s dance tribute show in the UK and possibly the World! If you’re a fan of those old skool classics, this is the party you’ve been waiting for. Ultra 90’s will keep you dancing all night long and always bring the house down every time they play here. There’s a DJ and bar to keep you going until 1am, so give those 90’s fashions another airing and let us wind back the clock. Tickets for this night usually sell out very quickly, so get yours while you can!
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JON BOVI ALWAYS SATURDAY MAY 21ST BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm When you think classic rock, Bon Jovi is one of the first bands that spring to mind. Their iconic songs have shaped the world and put them firmly in the rock n roll hall of fame. Featuring all your favourite hits, You Give Love a Bad Name, Wanted Dead Or Alive, Bed Of Roses and so many more, there’s no need to Live On a Prayer because we’ve answered them with this show. Don’t miss out on this fantastic night of entertainment with incredible singers and musicians celebrating this legendary band. This show will have you singing louder and rocking harder, so get ready because We’ll Be There For You with Jon Bovi - Always.
Tickets: £20
Tickets: £20 (Seated) / £17 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Concert Standing
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LOS PACAMINOS
FEAT. PAUL YOUNG FRIDAY JUNE 10TH
BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm One of the UK’s most popular Live touring bands, and placing themselves squarely in the Americana genre, Los Pacaminos play the very best in Tex Mex Border music from The Texas Tornadoes and Ry Cooder to Los Lobos and even Roy Orbsion. The other band members are guitarist Jamie Moses (Queen, Tom Jones, Mike & The Mechanics, The Pretenders), songwriter Drew Barfield (The Keys, The Big Heat, songs for Joe Jackson, Paul Young, Level 42, Cathy Dennis), Pedal Steel guitarist Melvin Duffy (Squeeze, Robbie Williams, First Aid Kit, The Waterboys, Ray Davies), Bassist Stevie Greetham (Paul Young, Joan Armatrading, Tim Finn, Julia Fordham), drummer Mark Pinder (Paul Young, Alison Moyet) and newest member on accordion/keys Steve “Woody” Oakman (Paul McCartney, Chris Montez, Little Eva, Tony Christie). Lead vocals are mostly shared between Paul, Jamie & Drew. This is a Tequila fuelled Tex Mex party night, as each venue becomes the perfect cantina setting for a great night’s rocking with the cactus sharp, tequila filled, stetson wearing, magnificent 7, Los Pacaminos!!!
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MONEY FOR NOTHING SATURDAY JUNE 11TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm
“Undoubtedly the best Dire Straits tribute in Europe” Money for Nothing was formed in 2000 as a tribute to one of the world’s premier rock bands - Dire Straits. The abundant energy and the excellence and musicality of their performance makes Money For Nothing a “must see” for any rock enthusiast or Dire Straits fan. The line-up features top-class and experienced musicians that make this band a worthy tribute to Dire Straits. The band have studied Dire Straits in great depth to re-create their tribute to be as close as possible to the real thing and a respectful tribute to their idol and guitar legend.
“Make no mistake, they are good, very good.” The Observer
Tickets: £20
Tickets: £19 (Seated) / £16 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: General Admission
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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DR FEELGOOD
FRIDAY JUNE 24TH
SATURDAY JUNE 25TH
BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm
BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm
Marc Bolan, with his band T.Rex, was one of the most flamboyant and charismatic stars of the original glam rock era. It’s hard to believe that 40 years have now passed since Marc’s tragic fatal car accident and fans have mourned the loss of a truly individual, inspirational talent ever since. Bolan’s special ingredient of Rock-a-Boogie songs including ‘20th Century Boy’, ‘Get in On’ and ‘I Love to Boogie’ have ensured that Marc Bolan and T.Rex have become one of the most memorable and enduring bands of the seventies.
Formed on Canvey Island in Essex in the early 1970s Dr. Feelgood remain one of the most popular and exciting live rhythm and blues acts in the world. The raw and uncompromising style of their performance resulted in the album Stupidity that immediately went to the number one position in the U.K. charts.
T.Rextasy have now been performing around the world for over 20 years, a career that ironically outlives Marc’s very own T.Rex. They have become widely accepted as the world’s only official tribute show dedicated to Marc Bolan & T.Rex, and the only band endorsed and approved by Marc’s family, estate and catalogue management, not to mention original members of T.Rex. The band has been described by many as ‘beyond the boundaries of tribute’.
Dr. Feelgood have also enjoyed global success with a string of hit singles including Roxette, Back in the Night, Milk and Alcohol, Down at the Doctors, She Does it Right, Going Back Home and See You Later Alligator - which gave the group their first gold record. The current line up features the rhythm section Kevin Morris on drums and Phil Mitchell on bass (both 38 years), the return of the legendary Gordon Russell on guitar, and Robert Kane (formerly of the Animals) who joined in 1999.
‘They’re the closest you’re ever going to get to the real thing’ Bill Legend (original T.Rex drummer)
Tickets: £20 (Seated) / £17 (Standing)
Tickets: £20
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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ABSOLUTE BOWIE SATURDAY JULY 16TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Now in their 14th year of touring, the UK’S “Best Tribute Band” and “Best Bowie” act will take you on a musical journey through the greatest hits of David Bowie with their huge stage show that might just blow your mind…
“Purple Zeppelin
“A lovingly crafted Bowie show” says NME, and “an unmissable tribute act” hails the Mail on Sunday, the band will leave you wanting more from the most genuine David Bowie tribute out there. David Bowie’s evolving image has mesmerised fans since the early 70’s and for the first time ever Absolute Bowie will take audiences on a trip that presents all his best-loved personas in all their glory. Performed by a world class five-piece band, this unique concert features two long sets and more costume changes than any other show. A true extravaganza of the wonder that is Bowie’s work. All of the Starman’s greatest hits are performed, with tracks from the albums David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders From Mars, Heroes, Aladdin Sane, Hunky Dory, Let’s Dance and Young Americans through to the hits of later albums.
Tickets: £18 Facilities: Bar Seating: Concert Standing THEHARLINGTON.CO.UK | 01252 811009
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A VISION OF ELVIS MUSIC
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH
BOOTLEG BLONDIE
The smash-hit production starring Rob Kingsley - winner of The National Tribute Music Awards’ Official Elvis Show and No1 Male Tribute Artist - is internationally renowned as the best Elvis Presley concert show touring the world today.
BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 3RD BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm
The official tribute to Debbie Harry and Blondie Endorsed by the real “Blondie” and having had the honour of being mentioned on the band’s latest studio album “Pollinator” this is the closest you’ll get to the real thing. Lead vocalist Debbie Harris has the looks, the voice & the attitude of the original Blonde bombshell & like her heroine is typically outrageous on stage! FEATURING THE HITS: Heart of Glass, Denis’ Denis’, The Tide Is High, Sunday Girl, Hanging on the Telephone + many more! “Playing with Bootleg Blondie was very emotional” Clem Burke (Blondie Drummer)
Long-time Elvis friend, photographer and tour manager, Ed Bonja, was profoundly affected by Rob’s performance, remarking “He sings like Elvis, but most importantly, he seems to capture the very soul of Elvis - his charisma, his gestures - hell he even walks like Elvis”. The show has performed to thousands of fans in major theatres, festivals and arenas worldwide and made history by being the first Elvis tribute to perform at the New Wembley Stadium to over 50,000 people. Rob’s connection with the audience is immediate along with The Cadillac’s Band, Sweet Sensations and production team, they take you on an emotional roller coaster for a true Elvis Concert Experience.
Tickets: £17
Tickets: £23 (Seated) / £20 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Cabaret Unreserved / Standing
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AUTUMN GOLD BRINGING THE MUSIC HOME SUNDAYS: SEPTEMBER 11TH & 18TH, OCTOBER 23RD, NOVEMBER 6TH, 20TH & 27TH BAR: 1:15pm | DOORS: 1:15pm | SHOW: 2:00pm These are unprecedented times for the music business and after over two years of reduced activity for our grass roots musicians, it’s time to get this show on the road. There is now a responsibility for venues, promotors and audiences to get behind our independent musical artists and to show our support. This series of shows is being hosted in support of those very artists. Autumn Gold will bring the best of the UK independent music scene to our local audience. These bands may not be household names yet, but we guarantee the very highest quality of entertainment, to make your Sunday afternoons a memorable experience. Please support not only these fine artists, but your local venues too.
11TH SEPTEMBER
18TH SEPTEMBER
23RD OCTOBER
The Stumble
Connor Selby Band
Dom Martin Band
6TH NOVEMBER
20TH NOVEMBER
27TH NOVEMBER
The Mentulls
Ian Parker Band
Elles Bailey Band
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TERRY ALDERTON: IT’S TERRY!
THE DOORS ALIVE FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 30TH
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 23RD
BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm
BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm
The band recreate the sound, look, presence and magic of a real 1960’s Doors concert, perfectly and effortlessly transporting the audience back in time with classic hits such as “Light My Fire”, “When The Music’s Over”, “Riders On The Storm”, “The End” and many more. Having formed in 2005, The Doors Alive have over 1,000 shows under their belt to date.
It’s Terry is a brand new knock about show introduced by the world famous character performer ‘Richie Raganoo’ - who by his own omission, says Terry Alderton is the “weakest character he does. But his most successful! Terry is one of the most exciting comedians around, regularly performing all over the globe and picking up the odd award. He has played the Melbourne Comedy Festival, New Zealand Comedy Festival, India, Edinburgh Comedy Festival, Canadas Just For Laughs, Dublin and Galway Comedy Festivals and many more. He is also recognisable to fans as character ‘Terry Spraggan’ in BBC’s EastEnders and ‘Charlie Mead’ in London’s Burning. His TV stand up credits include, Live At The Apollo (BBC), Dave’s One Night Stand (Dave), Comedy Road Show (BBC), The Stand Up Show (BBC), Live At The Comedy Store (Comedy Central), Just For Laughs Comedy Gala (Montreal), All Stars Comedy Gala (Melbourne), All Stars Gala (New Zealand), and The Waverley Gala (Edinburgh).
They take pride in using the exact same vintage equipment to achieve an authentic sound, and have left awestruck audiences in several countries around the world, whilst repeatedly selling out some of the most well established venues in Europe. They have played at the legendary Isle of Wight Festival, and in Chile the band played an arena show to 4,500 Doors fans! “To call The Doors Alive merely a tribute act would be a huge disservice to what is the closest thing possible to experiencing a Doors concert without the aid of a flux capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts.” Pure Magazine, Ireland
“Unstable and deliciously unexpected” The Guardian
“A fantastic comedy mind” Eddie Izzard (Lost Python, Runner)
Tickets: £18
Tickets: £18
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Cabaret Reserved
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BLACK SABBITCH FRIDAY OCTOBER 7TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Since 2011, Black Sabbitch have been selling out shows and wowing even the most difficult to please Sabbath worshipers, gaining the respect of critics, fans and musicians alike. They have become festival favourites, consistently performing with some of the world’s biggest acts, were hand-picked by Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne to open the inaugural Ozzfiesta and by Dave Grohl to play Cal Jam with Foo Fighters and Iggy Pop, after which the FooFighters shared photos of Black Sabbitch saying “”we were spellbound.” Electroclash superstar Peaches recently sat in as lead vocalist with Black Sabbitch for a special twonight run in Los Angeles
“They are the female version of Black Sabbath. They bring a new shine to old doom. Indeed, they rock the living hell out of Sabbath’s catalog.” San Diego Reader
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THE ROD STEWART SONGBOOK FRIDAY OCTOBER 14TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Grab your tartan and get ready for the ultimate tribute experience. Don’t miss The Rod Stewart Songbook’s spectacular theatre production. The show features Pete McCall, who is Europe’s foremost tribute to Rod Stewart. Along with a sensational 100% live band, you will be taken on a musical journey spanning 50 years, when one of rock music’s greatest icons sold over 100 million records worldwide. These unforgettable hits include Sailing, Maggie May, Do Ya Think I’m Sexy, Some Guys Have All The Luck, Baby Jane, Rhythm Of My Heart, You Wear It Well, Hot Legs and many many more.
Tickets: £18
Tickets: £19 (Seated) / £15 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Concert Standing
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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THE ROLLIN STONED SATURDAY OCTOBER 29TH BAR: 7:30PM | DOORS: 8:00PM | SHOW: 8:30PM A tribute to “The Greatest Rock’n’Roll Band” the world has seen, focusing on the early part of their career from 1964-1969 including “Jumping Jack Flash”, “Paint It Black”, “Not Fade Away”, & “Satisfaction”. Enthusiastic fans rate the band very highly and those from the Stones inner circle liked them so much, they booked them for a band member’s birthday party!
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RU40
TRIBUTE TO UB40 FRIDAY OCTOBER 28TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Playing all the classic hits from “Red Red Wine” to “Rat In The Kitchen”, from “Food For Thought” to “One In Ten” and beyond! RU40 have headlined major venues and festivals , entertaining reggae fans and ensuring they sing along to “Cherry O”, “Homely Girl”,” Here I am Baby” “Kingston Town” and many more of UB40’s string of hits. In a very successful career, UB40 had over 50 UK charting singles and sold over 70 million worldwide.
The costumes are shamelessly camp gaudy and fab, the instruments genuinely vintage and the wit irreverent. However, while the tongue is never far from the cheek, it is never to the detriment of the music. For those who witnessed the Stones in their heyday, this is a chance to revisit lost youth, for the rest, now’s your chance to see what all the fuss was about.
“…about as true to the original as you can get” Times Magazine
“A magnificent Mick…exquisitely designed costumes…spot-on guitar playing” Mail On Sunday
It takes a special group of musicians to authentically re-create the distinctive UB40 sound and the members of RU40 have many years of doing just so. It has been said that lead singer Danny sounds more like Ali Campbell than the man himself! RU40 are one of the most uplifting live acts around, so come and join the party!
Tickets: £17.50 (Seated) / £15 (Standing)
Tickets: £18 (Seated) / £15 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
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Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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THE BOHEMIANS FRIDAY NOVEMBER 11TH BAR: 7:00pm | DOORS: 7:30pm | SHOW: 8:00pm The world’s most exciting Queen tribute band. Formed in 1996, The Bohemians produce a show that combines the musicianship, costumes and energy of the world’s greatest band. The show is a high-energy comprehensive reenactment of Queens Greatest Hits, featuring the back catalogue of one of the world’s most popular and iconic rock acts of all time, brought to you by Internationally renowned Queen Tribute band The Bohemians.
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Featuring all the hits from the very beginning, through the Wembley ’86 performance and famous Live Aid concert and on into the late 80’s and early 90’s - they’re all here!.
THE JAM’D FRIDAY NOVEMBER 4TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm The Jam’d are now the UK’s best known and most popular tribute to the live performance and sound of The Jam, and are totally committed to giving an unforgettable, authentic performance with all the energy, passion and style of the Woking 3. As full time touring professional musicians, and massive Jam fans, the band don’t “try to be” or “pretend to be” The Jam, but rather put on a performance from the heart and soul, drawing on all their memories, experiences and love of what was the country’s biggest band in their day. Gigging up and down the UK at outdoor festivals, scooter rallies and some of the UK’s top music venues & events! The show also includes the only replica of Rick Bucklers ‘Great White’ drum kit and features their own brass section! You won’t be disappointed!
Tickets: £18
Tickets: £22 (Seated) / £20 (Standing)
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Concert Standing
Seating: Cabaret Reserved / Standing
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80S REWIND:
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 25TH & SATURDAY NOVEMBER 26TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm With live music and a DJ, plus all the usual fun and frolics... this is the ultimate 80s Christmas Party!
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BAD MANNERS
PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19TH BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Formed in 1976 while members were studying together at Woodberry Down Comprehensive School in North London, Bad Manners became one of the notable ska revival bands of the ‘80s.
Rewind back to the 80s this Christmas with entertainment and live music from Wild Boys! Widely regarded as the best live 80s party band in the UK today, Wild Boys are ready to blast you back to the decade of neon and shoulder pads with their gnarly drums and keyboard and radical guitar riffs. With an ever-expanding set ranging from Prince, to Def Leppard, to Elton John, to Frankie Goes To Hollywood and more, Wild Boys will keep you dancing all night long and bring the house down every single time! Tickets for this night usually sell out quickly, so get yours while you can!
Inspired by late seventies Ska bands including The Specials, Bad Manners soon became a notorious act known for their novel antics and Bloodvessel’s long tongue and shaved head, and who ended up getting the band banned from the UK’s Top of the Pops. Now into their fourth decade of creating Mod Mayhem and still going strong, this legendary British Ska band are packing venues out all over the world. The band are still fronted by the man himself Buster Bloodvessel and always deliver a powerful energetic show leaving the audience exhausted but thoroughly content. If you want a big noisy Ska-fuelled party, with added helpings of nostalgia, then look no further than the mighty Bad Manners!
Tickets: £22
Tickets: £20
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Concert Standing
Seating: Concert Standing
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ANNUAL MAINLY MADNESS CHRISTMAS PARTY FRIDAY DECEMBER 2ND BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Once in a while a band comes along that has the ability to capture, captivate and tell fantastic stories through song. Mainly Madness faithfully recreates this feeling night after night, in a show that leaves audiences awed and clamouring for more! Back by popular demand, this group of Two Tone loving musicians are bringing the Madness experience to The Harlington this December for the Annual Mainly Madness Christmas Party! Not only are Mainly Madness a tribute to the great band itself but also a celebration of Two Tone and Ska, which include such inspirational bands as The Specials, Bad Manners and The Beat to name a few. This fantastic genre of music manages to make you smile and stomp your feet to the rock steady beat. Whether male, female, young or old, the Annual Mainly Madness Christmas Party will give you a festive night to remember!
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COMEDY
STAND UP FOR SATURDAY COMEDY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SATURDAY DECEMBER 3RD BAR: 7:30pm | DOORS: 8:00pm | SHOW: 8:30pm Coming to The Harlington this December, the annual Stand Up For Saturday Christmas Comedy Special is back! Whether you’re looking for a winter time work party or a festive night out with friends, our Christmas Comedy is sure to jingle your bells and leave you howling with laughter. Our four fine comedians will have you ‘ho ho ho’ing throughout the night with their witty observations, easy charm and good cheer. With live music from Congakeyz and late bar, this is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving!
Tickets: £20
Tickets: £20
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar
Seating: Concert Standing
Seating: Cabaret Unreserved (Tables reserved for groups of 6+)
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TUESDAY DECEMBER 6TH BAR: 7:15pm | DOORS: 7:15pm | SHOW: 8:00pm An exciting collaboration between three of the UK’s leading jazz musicians playing in chamber format: multi-award winning vocalist IAN SHAW, his contemporary the legendary saxophonist and composer IAIN BALLAMY and one of the finest young pianists of his generation JAMIE SAFIR . Their interplay draws on the connection of Ballamy and Shaw who have known one another almost since the start of both their careers. The music is about human connections friendships, relationships, positive and otherwise - and plunders 80 years of the popular song. Expect new arrangements, from the title song of their recording to Bernstein’s Some Other Time as well as the Bacharach/David classics Alfie and You’ll Never Get To Heaven alongside works by Legrand, Jobim and Ellington. Featuring: Ian Shaw - vocals, Iain Ballamy - tenor sax, Jamie Safir - piano
“Three great jazz voices entwining. Captivating.” Robert Elms, BBC Radio London
Tickets: £22 (inc. glass of bubbly & a mince pie)
Tickets: Various
Facilities: Bar
Facilities: Bar / Refreshments
Seating: Cabaret Unreserved
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Founded in 2013, Fleet Film started as a group of volunteers based in Hampshire, and over the years has steadily grown into one of the most successful film societies in the South of England. Fleet Film offer screenings of award-winning films every fortnight from September to July at The Harlington, showcasing the finest of World Cinema. Previous films have included Loving Vincent (England, 2017), I Got Life (France, 2017), Wajib (Brazil, 2019) and Curse of the Golden Flower (China, 2007), among countless others. With a wide variety of films being showcased, Fleet Film welcomes everyone to explore World Cinema in a friendly, relaxed atmosphere.
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Ceroc is a fusion of Salsa, Ballroom, Hip Hop, Tango and Jive. Classes are fun and followed by social dancing. No partner required, beginners welcome
FLEET YOUTH THEATRE
Thursdays at 8pm | Freestyle 9.40pm
Led by industry professionals, make new friends, gain confidence. Perform in 2 shows on stage every year here at The Harlington
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Fridays at 5:30pm
FUNTIME DANCE
Contact Mitch on 07788 497779 mitch@fleetyouththeatre.co.uk
Dance and drama classes in the local community. Children’s classes: Tots Dance, Pre-School, Street Dance, Ballet and Tap Monday - Saturday from 9:30am Contact Teresa: 07585 793749 (term time) info@funtimedanceanddrama.co.uk (anytime)
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ROCK CHOIR Contemporary choir with no audition and no need to read music Wednesdays at 7:30pm - 9pm Contact: 01252 714276 | office@rockchoir.com
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VICKY EWEN FITNESS 50+ EXERCISE CLASSES Exercise to strengthen muscles, mobilise joints and improve balance and co-ordination Mondays at 9:30am (toning class) Fridays at 9:30am (low impact aerobics) Contact Vicky: 07752 833859 | vicky.ewen@ntlworld.com
REBECCA FRAIZ CLASSICAL BALLET Reap the benefits of a trained and current Royal Ballet School Associate Teacher. Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays RAD syllabus classes: Grades 1 - 5 and Vocational Grades Pre Vocational: Classical Ballet training Academic Years 7 - 11 Private Tuition: Highly personalised One-to-One Classical Ballet training Contact Rebecca: 07984447281 rebeccafraizclassicalballet@outlook.com
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SEATING PLANS We adapt our seating plans to suit different types of show. These generally fall into the categories of theatre, cabaret, standing or a mix of seating and standing. This is to give the customer the best possible experience every time.
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Seating plans for each event can be viewed online or in person at the Box Office when booking tickets. Some allow you to choose where you sit, and others offer unreserved seating or standing options. We urge you to view the seating plan when you book as they vary for different events.
VENUE HIRE LIVE STREAMING
We can cater for most events, large or small. From business meetings, conferences and rehearsals to parties, functions, celebrations and wedding receptions - in fact, just about anything you can think of!
You’re welcome to simply hire one of our rooms or halls, with a range of sizes available, or we can work with you to plan your event. We can offer as little or as much help as you like.
We will be live streaming a selection of our shows for you to enjoy at home if you’re unable to visit us in person. Keep an eye on the website for more news or feel free to get in touch.
• Wifi • Licensed bars • Stage sound & lighting
WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF OUR SEVEN CAMERA DIGITAL SYSTEM, WE CAN NOW OFFER THE FOLLOWING SERVICES:
• Up to 7 camera recording/live streaming system
• Live streaming
• Technical support • Entertainment booking service
• Recording live videos and soundtracks
• Helpful & friendly team
• Enhanced conferencing options
OUR FACILITIES INCLUDE:
For more information about our fantastic facilities and venue hire, please visit us at www.theharlington.co.uk We’re always happy to show you around and discuss your requirements. Call us on 01252 811009
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USEFUL INFORMATION BOX OFFICE OPENING TIMES
STANDING/DANCING
The Box Office is open Monday - Saturday between 10am - 2pm (closed Wednesdays) and is open later on performance days. Tickets can be purchased at any time via the website (fees apply).
It is the nature of some events that audience members will stand /dance. Refunds will not be made on these occasions but we may be able to re-seat you if you speak to a member of staff.
BARS
FEES
The Function bar is open before the show and during the interval. There is an additional bar inside the auditorium which is open throughout and after most cabaret shows.
A 25p per ticket fee is charged to all telephone and counter sales to cover administrative, Box Office and banking costs. Online fees are charged at £1.00 per ticket. There is an optional £1.00 postage fee per transaction.
ACCESS Our performance spaces, bars and toilets are all accessible. To ensure a comfortable visit, please inform our staff at time of booking if you require any further assistance.
REFUNDS Once purchased, we’re unable to offer refunds or exchanges on tickets unless an event is cancelled.
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RESERVATIONS
Join our mailing list through our webpage for information on forthcoming events or special offers. You can also call the Box Office on 01252 811009. We won’t share your details with anybody else.
We can reserve tickets for up to 3 days. Restrictions do apply closer to the date of a performance, when an event is near to sell-out, or at a producer/promoter’s request.
AGE RESTRICTIONS
JOB/VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES
Under 18s are welcome to attend the majority of our shows when accompanied by an adult. This is left to the discretion of the parent/guardian. Some performances do carry a suggested age limit as we feel they are not suitable for a younger audience. If in doubt, please check with the Box Office.
We’re always looking for good team members for a variety of roles within the venue. If you’d be interested in joining us as a member of show staff, or would like to see shows for few and support your community venue as a passionate volunteer we would love to hear from you!.
HOW TO FIND US... The Harlington is off of Fleet High Street, surrounded by both Victoria and Gurkha Square car park. There are bus services running along Fleet Road and the train services from Waterloo and the South Coast to Fleet are frequent.
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