The Guide Magazine, issue 29 for November/December

ISSUE 29 NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2012

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t’s been a memorable year…with enough going on to help forget the appalling summer weather but where did it disappear to so quickly?

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It’s been a year that set new horizons, giving us a great new familyorientated music festival, Nuts in May; that saw us all frantically waving our Union Flags for the Queen’s Jubilee; keenly welcoming the Olympic Torch and enjoying the hugely successful Schools’ Olympics event, at Derwent Park. A recent royal visit from Princess Anne also permanently re-joined Workington North and South of the Derwent, with the new £11.2m bridge Then there was the fascinating Titanic Exhibition, at Maryport Maritime Museum in April, marking the 100th anniversary of the disaster, as well as the regular stand-out events such as Keswick Jazz Festival, Cockrock and Solfest. A lot has happened, Meanwhile, here at The Guide Magazine we have had our heads down (out of the rain) while you, our advertisers and readers, have helped our success continue in producing our widely-read, much-talked-about, highquality, free local magazine of which 10,000 are now regularly picked up by people in Allerdale.

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Contents: The Guide Magazine

November/December 2012

EXCLUSIVE

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Alan Davies Back on the road again

24-25 Alice Robers

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Making science and anatomy look cool

LOCAL Features

12-14 Christmas in Allerdale

Celebrity Light Switch On

11.2m Northside Bridge

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North Lakes Food Bank Distributing food in Allerdale and Copeland

BEAUTY

28-30 Bridget Foster

Facing the future

By Amber Christina Phillips

36-37 Autumn/Winter Overview FOOD

40-41 Alan Spedding Recipe

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Otter Milk & Lemon Curd Cheesecake Peter Sidwell Recipe Potted smoked West Cumbrian Salmon Carbonara

MOTORING & SPORT

48-49 Roger Albert Clark Rally

November 23-25

Reds stand-ins stand out

54-55 Workington Reds WHAT’S ON GUIDE

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Five and Dangerous Ther’re thin busy 7

Alan Davis Back on the road again Comedian Alan Davies appeared live in Cumbria for the first time, back in October. Back on the road again as a stand-up comedian after a 10 year gap Alan brought his new show, Life is Pain, to the Sands Centre. Here he speaks with our editor, Chris Breen about his solo return to the spotlight.

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HEN it comes to stand-up comedy former Jonathan Creek star, Alan Davies, knows a trick or two.

Thanks to the hugely popular BBC1 TV series comedian Alan Davies became known to millions as the duffle-coated murder mystery solver, Jonathan Creek, who works

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as a creative consultant to a magician, while also solving seemingly supernatural mysteries thanks to his talent for logical deduction and knowledge of illusionism. “I was the 38th person to audition for the part,� I was surprised to learn, when I asked him how he had got the role.

Exclusive It turns out he had been doing a reading for a sitcom when one of the Jonathan Creek producers noticed him; invited him to audition and the rest, as they say, is history.

It seems incredible that it is eight years since that BAFTA award-wining show last aired regularly on BBC 1, although there have been a couple of Christmas specials since and there’s even one in the in the pipeline to be filmed next Spring.

I asked Alan if he enjoyed that period of his career and he admitted that he found the almost instantaneous fame quite difficult to deal with. At about the same time he had also featured in an Abbey National advert, on television and with so much intensive exposure, almost overnight, he became a household face and name.

“It made appearing as a stand-up quite difficult,” he said “it resulted in a lot of heckling and even audiences arguing among themselves!”

“Television work gradually took over; stand-up took a back seat and then stopped altogether”. Davies appeared in both comedic and serious roles including two series of The Brief as maverick barrister, Henry Farmer.

Nowadays Alan’s known to millions as a permanent fixture on TV comedy panel quiz QI (Quite Interesting). But none of the all-star line-up of comedians is expected to be able to answer any questions and if anyone ends up with a plus score, that’s a surprise. Points are awarded for being interesting or funny (and, very occasionally, right) but points are deducted for answers which merely repeat common misconceptions and urban myth – an aspect of the game which supposed dunce Alan has turned into something of an art form.

Ten years have elapsed since his last live stand-up appearance. During them Alan married writer Katie Maskell (2007) and became a dad, the couple having met backstage at QI in 2005. Friend and comedy partner Bill Bailey was Davies’ best man and I’d like to have heard his speech at the reception.

Their first child, Susie, was born in December 2009. Their second, Robert, in June 2011 and it is the changes they have wrought in his life that feature in his new tongue-incheek- Life is Pain tour, the name of which is somewhat tongue in cheek. He credits his stint as a judge on ITV’s comedy talent contest Show Me the Funny, as spurring him back into live performing. He said: “Meeting comics, with Jason Manford, (the host) and guests like Jo Brand and Ross Noble, and seeing people trying out material, made me think like a stand-up again.”

So bit by bit and with 10 years of observation to draw on Alan has built a set worthy of the name.

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Exclusive But it’s not, as he himself put it “the dicking about” of old.

Road-tested in Australia during the QI tour last year, to sell-outs and much critical acclaim and at the Edinburgh Fringe, this summer, Life is Pain sees parenthood and social media figure prominently.

Alan’s personal life emerges too. It’s no secret that he had a difficult childhood. The middle child of three, an elder brother and a sister, his mother died of leukaemia when he was six and Alan never got the chance to say goodbye or even attend her funeral. His anger fomented for years.

He had a poor relationship with his dad who was the kind of man who would write down the cost of the Starsky and Hutch magazine he had bought for his son (30p) in his daily cash book but couldn’t express his emotions.

Alan was taken from a school he did not dislike and put in to a private school he hated, because generations of his male forebears had all attended.

He told me that studying drama at Kent University had been his ultimate salvation and after graduating he marched almost immediately into stand-up in 1988, thanks to a chance meeting with a former drama lecturer who gave him all the right contact telephone numbers. Now he’s returning to his stand-up roots but having mellowed somewhat.

He said: “Now I’m a father I can even talk about things that I never could before; my mother’s death, my dad,” – all no doubt delivered in the same amiable manner, with the nonchalant disconnection of middle-age and that ring of truth.

Alan who appeared at the Sands Centre on October 26, told me he’s never performed in Carlisle before; his wife comes from Northumberland and they have a home near Corbridge which is where he’ll go to meet his family after the Carlisle gig; he’s a long-time motorcyclist who loves Moto-GP... but he won’t be making life even more of a pain by touring on his bike AND no, he doesn’t do magic tricks! He is named Alan after Hollywood actor Alan Ladd, his mum’s favourite.

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Christmas in Allerdale Photography by Jim Davis

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ELEBRITY guest at the Christmas Lights switch-(6pm, Friday November 6 at the Udale Street car park) will be X Factor runner up, Marcus Collins, who finished second in the eighth series of X Factor, last year.

Marcus, together with the mayors of Workington (Andrew Lawson) and Allerdale (Carole Armstrong) will ignite the lights, which are provided by the Town Council and simultaneously launch the town’s Winter Wonderland event.

A live stage, the Wonderland Bar and Food Court will be positioned in the Udale Street car park. There you can enjoy a festive drink with friends while enjoying live entertainment showcasing local talent alongside professional acts so there will be something for everybody.

The live entertainment will continue late into the evening with a programme of events in bars and pubs around Workington. And to help spread the festive spirit Santa will take to an open-topped for a trip around Workington along with Mayors Lawson and Armstrong.

cabin and make sure he knows what’s on everyone’s Christmas list.

Workington Christmas Market times are: Friday November 16: Noon to 8pm; Saturday November 17: 10am to 5pm; Sunday November 18: 10am to 5pm.

COKERMOUTH Christmas lights, regarded by many as the best in West Cumbria, will be switched on this year on Sunday November 18, by the town’s mayor, Marcus Collins Isabel Burns and local children, at 5pm.

Events, which include a fair, stalls and entertainment begin at 2pm and run throughout the afternoon on Main Street.

The festivals will feature a range of activities including a Christmas market, magicians, clowns, stilt walkers, face painters, balloon modellers and, of course Santa Claus.

Cockermouth Traders were open for late night shopping on November 8, offering special promotions and they will also be open late on the lights switch-on night.

Children can visit Santa and his elves in his seasonal log

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Feature Christmas event, but nevertheless ‘on’ is the excellent Cockermouth Round Table Beer Festival, at the Kirkgate Centre, from Thursday November 29 to Saturday December 1. Sponsored by Jennings there’ll be 60 beers, cider and lager from brewers throughout Cumbria and beyond, with a quiz night (Thursday) plus evening live music (Friday and Saturday). Get tickets in advance from The Bitter End, The Bush, The Swan, and the Kirkgate Centre.

At KESWICK on Friday November 9, townspeople who were nominated to be Olympic torchbearers were given the chance to shine in their own town as they switched on the town’s Lake District Tree of Light and to lead the procession to the Market Square, before switching on the Christmas Lights, with the town’s mayor.

The Lake District Tree of Light is the magnificent beech tree situated next to the Cenotaph in Keswick.

KESWICK’S Traditional Christmas Fayre will take place on Sunday December 2 from 11.30am.

Keswick Victorian Fayre, as it was previously know, first began in 1988 and since that time has taken place on the first Sunday in December. Organised by representatives from Keswick Lions Club, Keswick and Bassenthwaite Rotary Clubs, Keswick Inner Wheel and other local volunteers, the Fayre provides stalls for local organisations and charities to raise funds for their own specific good causes.

None of the stalls are commercial and the event itself is run on a non-profit making basis. Stalls are only available for charities and for good causes such as local Schools, Scouts, and Guides. Entertainment is provided throughout the day and there is also a small funfair for young children and a Santa’s Grotto.

This year’s Fayre features Santa’s arrival with real reindeer – and Rudolf and his chums will remain in Market Square from 12.30pm - 3pm.

With lots of decorated charity stalls and a host of street entertainment the Fayre, with the Christmas tree and shops festooned with colourful lights, and equally colourful local characters providing entertainment, is an occasion not to be missed.

FOR the first time in many years MARYPORT is putting three Christmas trees on display in addition to the Christmas lights.

The Love Maryport Lights Switch-On takes place on Sunday November 25, at 4.30pm, along with a lantern parade.

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It will be a real family affair because the Town Council is working with Maryport schools to involve children in decorating lanterns, for the lantern parade. Shops and businesses will be invited to decorate their windows to give the town centre a real ‘Christmas Feel’ alongside the Christmas lights and decorations. Besides Santa’s Grotto, on Senhouse Street, the council will be providing Christmas Trees at Netherhall Corner and Flimby.

Events on November 25 start at 1pm, with entertainment along the length of Senhouse Street, which will be closed to traffic during the afternoon. Attractions will include arts and crafts; a children’s entertainer; a magician; face-painting; and hair braiding and beauty treatments. A stage will be located outside the Town Hall, for children’s entertainment, involving local schools and groups.

Fairground amusements will be sited along Senhouse Street, with hot food outlets and other street entertainment.

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Town centre shops and businesses have been asked to stay open and everyone there will be asked to vote for their favourite decorated windows in keeping with Christmas.

There are five categories, the best animated window; the best-lit window; the best nativity scene; the best food display and an overall best dressed window.

Events and acts start at 1pm in Senhouse Street and culminate with the lights switch-on at 4.30pm and Santa’s Grotto, where you can receive a present, will be open each Saturday in the run-up to Christmas.

At Santa’s Grotto on Senhouse Street you can visit Santa and receive a present and as well as being open on switchon day the Grotto will be open on Saturday’s following the Lights Switch on up until Saturday December 22.

Entertainments will include live music acts supplied by the Maryport Youth Festival; a presentation by the Maryport Amateur Dramatics Society; Christmas Carols by local children; a presentation from Maryport Churches Together about a Sheep and Shepherds’ competition; Fair from 1pm until 5pm; a hog roast (from 3pm); Maryport Traders’ stalls; a giant snowman and reindeer.

Free tea, coffee, juice, mulled wine and mince pies will be served from 3pm from the ground floor meeting room in the Town Hall, thanks to The Golden Lion Hotel.

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Just a snip at £11.2m

Photography by Jim Davis

Her Royal Highness Princess Anne opening the new Northside Bridge with county council vice-chairman Alan Barry, from Workington

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ORKINGTON’S new £11.2million Northside Bridge was opened by The Princess Royal, almost three years after the dramatic destruction of its predecessor, which claimed the life of PC Bill Barker as he tried to warn others of its imminent collapse.

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It was the final link in a three-year programme to rebuild Workington’s bridges damaged or destroyed in the floods of November 20, 2009.

Her Royal Highness opened the 152-metre three-span structure by unveiling a plaque in front of hundreds of enthusiastic local people at the north end and then cut-

ting a ribbon to be the first to cross the new bridge in her car.

She was joined in being the first to cross the bridge by the Lord-Lieutenant of Cumbria Sir James Cropper, a small group of cyclists, and a group of pupils from the near-by Northside Primary School, travelling in a bus built in 1979 in the town’s Leyland factory.

Also present were other civic dignitaries and before unveiling the plaque, Princess Anne met Hazel Barker and her four children at the southern side of the bridge, next to a memorial to her late husband Bill, which has been built into the bridge’s footway. The memorial is a simple stone replica of PC Barker’s police badge.

Children from the St Patrick’s Catholic Primary School cheered as the princess made her way across the bridge for the official opening.

During the event she also met members of the bridge construction team, local people whose homes had been flooded in 2009, and local school children.

After speeches the Rev Ian Grainger,Vicar of Camerton, Seaton and West Seaton, blessed the bridge. Princess Anne then went on to officially open Penrith’s new fire station which replaces the former Cockermouth County.

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A total of 72 bored piles, which extend to a depth of 30m below ground level and are founded on rock, support the abutments and piers.

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The bridge also carries new electricity, water and telecom services across the river.

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Planting of shrubs and trees began early this month and bat boxes have been built into the masonry of the southern pier.

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Northside Primary School buried a time-capsule on the north side of the bridge containing memorabilia from the Diamond Jubilee, pictures of pupils with an Olympic torch, notes with each child’s birthday and a school uniform

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Community He also collected the award category for overcoming adversity which celebrates an inspirational person who has made a difference despite personal difficulties and it was as a result of that will that he audience chose him on the awards night as Volunteer-of-the-Year.

It was a tough decision but the audience felt Peter deserved the extra special recognition. In spite of his limited mobility he is always smiling and is as active and enthusiastic as any able-bodied volunteer.

Carol Green presented with a High Sheriff ’s Award

Winner of the Raising Aspirations of Children and Young People Award, Mayor of Workington, Andrew Lawson

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EST CUMBRIA’S volunteers recognised one of their own when they chose Peter Bartlett as their Volunteer-of-the-Year, recently.

Peter, from Beckermet, volunteers at the Centre for Complementary Centre, Eskdale. Peter has been a regular and faithful Wednesday volunteer for three years. With multiple sclerosis, he can no longer drive and is severely limited in his mobility, but he manages both inside and outside at the centre with the use of a power chair, a walker and gritty determination.

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It was all part of the first Volunteer Achievement Awards Evening and was held at The Wave Centre, Maryport to recognise the achievements of individuals who volunteer for NMP-funded projects. There were eight categories.

In the Young Person (aged 13-19 years) section the winner was Nathaniel Riley who volunteers at the Howgill Family Centre Boys Group. Until recently starting university, Nathaniel volunteered every Tuesday evening for at least two hours and regularly worked weekends to help with fundraising events while studying for his A-Levels and holding down a part-time job. He assisted with arranging this year’s residential, as well as attending it as a volunteer.

Trustee award winner – for committee or trustee/ Board member director went to Benny Quayle of the North Copeland Youth Partnership. Benny has helped, over years to build a youth organisation that was originally run by volunteers and which now has three youth workers offering young people from Parton, Lowca and Moresby a youth provision. Despite failing health he has not stopped.

Community He is also a parish councillor, chair of Parton Village Hall management committee and secretary of the Parton pensioners group and has supported the new village play area.

Keswick’s Carol Green, who was a founding trustee of child sexual and domestic abuse charity Safety Net, missed out on the trustee award. But she received special recognition from High Sheriff Juliet Westoll, who presented her with a High Sheriff’s Award.

she organises the Friday bingo and regular trips out for local residents. Through her efforts ENTRA now works with Maryport Settlement and Children in Need and has worked with local schools on several projects. Sharon is key to all of these.

A safe community award was presented to Sharon on behalf of ENTRA acting as a third party reporting point for the police. She is also a member of the steering group working on the one million pound investment by the Big Lottery, in Ewanrigg.

The award for Raising Aspirations of Children and Young People – a theme of the NMP Community Fund – went to the mayor of Workington, Andrew Lawson who volunteers for West Cumbria Trades Hall and at 21, is Britain’s youngest mayor.

He’s an active member of the Trades Hall board bringing in new ideas and is always looking for new opportunities for the centre. He is the youngest ever member of the board, aged 21, and his particular barrier was being taken seriously because of his young age. Andrew was specifically asked to be part of the board to inspire and motivate young people.

Winner of the Working Together Award, Sharon Barnes Professional award winner was Gary Hewer of Distington Club for Young People, a Trustee for 17 years. He’s chairman, funding and policies officer and line manager for a youth development officer. He’s rescued it and overseen its revival and refurbishment from a run-down condition.

Gary has also developed a career as a neighbourhood development officer with Home (Housing) Group; gained a degree in Youth and Communities and is currently employed as a youth worker with Inspira.

Working Together Award – for the volunteer who achieved most by working in partnership with other organisations, was won by Sharon Barnes, of Edinburgh Road, who volunteers for Ewanrigg and Netherton Residents and Tenants Association (ENTRA) at Maryport.

She is secretary of ENTRA and treasurer of the West Cumbria Breathe Easy Support Group. Alongside her secretary duties she prepares meals for 40 at a weekly coffee and crack group and at three Christmas events,

Raising Aspirations of Adults and Older People award is for volunteers who support people over 19 to develop new skills that improve their quality of life: health, wellbeing or employment prospects and was won by all the volunteers of Whitehaven and Egremont Credit Union.

In the last four years 20 volunteers have completed NVQs in customer service; advice and guidance; and IT. Eight have also gone on into employment.

The event was organised by Nuclear Management Partners and the Cumbria Community Foundation and Graham McKendry, NMP’s general manager, said: “Respect for others is a very important value and I think volunteering and giving up your time for the benefit of others is a very important thing to do.”

Deb Muscat, director of the community foundation, said it was hoped the awards ceremony could ultimately be extended across Cumbria to include all organisations supported via the Foundation.

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Need soars forFoodbanklifeline Since April this year about 8.5 tonnes of food has donated and distributed in Allerdale and Copeland.

The Foodbank is intended as a temporary, stop-gap measure to help individuals and families in immediate crisis by providing emergency food.

There are 87 voucher holders in West Cumbria, such as health visitors, doctors, social workers, church and community workers identify the need and initially supply nine days’ worth of orange vouchers which are exchanged for food nutritionally balanced to last the individual, couple or family but the Foobank itself doesn’t decide who gets the food. The nine day period can be extended, depending on circumstances.

“But more and more voucher holders are being signed up daily,” said Jessie Hendry, project co-ordinator. “The number of people we are feeding each month is growing rapidly”.

Some of the local needs are as a result of benefit delay (35%); low income (10%); housing issues (11%) and debt (10%) the remainder being a mixture of all or any of these.

“But if it wasn’t for the generosity of the local community and our partnership with various professionals and agencies we simply wouldn’t be here,” Jessie said. “Recently we received a ton and a half of Harvest Festival food from schools and churches.

“We collect food from customers at supermarkets, churches, schools and through local groups to meet crisis situations with some practical help, while care professionals put longer-term strategies in place.

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T’S shocking, it’s 21st century Britain and it really should not be necessary, especially here in Cumbria, but foodbanks are giving out more food than ever to the needy and in West Cumbria the need has grown dramatically.

The North Lakes Foodbank, centred in Cockermouth, was set up for aftermath of the 2009 floods in Cockermouth and has had to continue.

Now with a recent new satellite base in Workington and one in Whitehaven it feeds about 240 people every month compared with 40 last year – a 600 per cent increase.

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“We give out shopping lists so people know what to buy for us. Non-perishable food is handed in to collections points throughout Allerdale and Copeland and food is given out from our distribution centres where clients are offered a hot drink, a biscuit and a friendly chat. Here clients will be signposted to agencies to help further with their requirements.Voucher holders can pick up the food for clients not able to do so”.

“Our vision now is to make the Foodbank accessible to all those in need across the whole of Allerdale and Copeland,” said Jessie.

Currently a team of 50 volunteers helps out but the Foodbank is bracing itself and preparing for the effects of the sweeping benefits cuts that the government plans to implement next April. “We are always looking for more people to help, and more donations,” Jessie said and we expect to be busier, so if you would like to volunteer

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FOOD BANK Shopping List Please help local people in crisis by buying items from the list below and giving them to the North Lakes Foodbank

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Milk (Full Fat or Semi- Skimmed UHT) Fruit Juice (1 ltr carton UHT) Pasta Sauces (jars or sachets) Biscuits or snack bars Cereals (Medium sized boxes) Tinned Meat Tomatoes (Tinned or Carton) Tinned Fish Tinned Fruit Tinned Vegetables Soup (Tinned no Cuppa Soup) Rice Pudding (Tinned) Instant Mash Potato Sponge Pudding (Tinned) Sugar Jam Pasta (Medium bags of dried pasta.

No sachets of ‘pasta & sauce’ mixes) Tea Bags/Instant coffee (Med)

or donate financially please contact the North Lakes Foodbank.

North Lakes Foodbank Opening times are: Workington: The Bridge Centre, Central Square Mon/Wed/Fri Noon to 2pm.

Cockermouth: Lorton Street Methodist Church Tues/Wed/Thurs 10am-Noon.

Whitehaven: New Life Church, Irish Street Mon - Thurs 11.30am-1.30pm.

Donated Food can also be dropped off during these times at the Whitehaven and Cockermouth Distribution Centres but NOT at the Workington Distribution Centre.

There are also Foodbank collection points for your food at: Most churches in Allerdale and Copeland; Allerdale Council; Asda, Workington; Morrison’s, Workington; Co-op, Cockermouth; Stephen Rowe Opticians, Workington; Brigham Community Hall; Liz Hunter Physio, Cockermouth; Lakes College, Lillyhall; and Westfield Housing Association.

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Alice Makes Science Cool For TV Fans

SHE’S making science and anatomy look cool to millions of TV fans who are getting switched on to our distant past. And on 16th November Alice Roberts will be giving Cumbrians a sneak preview of her next television series when she speaks about Survivors of the Ice Age at Keswick’s Theatre by the Lake. The Guide’s Ross Brewster grabbed an exclusive interview with the star of the BBC’s Incredible Human Journey, Coast and Don’t Die Young.

RB: Neither of your parents were doctors, so where did your interest come from?

AR: My dad is an aeronautical engineer, and my mum an English and Art teacher, so I grew up with a love of science and art. I was fascinated by the human body from a very young age, enjoyed science but wanted to work with people, which is why I chose to study medicine - and had every intention of becoming a surgeon. I did a six-month month teaching job after my junior doctor training, and ended up getting de-railed into academia (in a nice way), following my passion for anatomy, and discovering a new passion for teaching. I feel that my work in the media is quite a natural extension of my academic job.

AR: Time Team was great fun. I was an expert contributor - there to help excavate and analyse human remains.

I made some good friends and studied some fascinating skeletons over the few years I worked on the series.

RB: Did you ever expect to have such an impact with your television and writing work?

AR: Back when I was a junior doctor, or as a fresh new university academic, I didn’t anticipate that I’d have a career as a science communicator on television. But it’s something I’m very glad to have had the opportunity to do - I love being able to bring subjects and research I’m fascinated by to a wider audience.

RB: Were you encouraged at school, or was science seen as not particularly “cool?”

RB: When not digging up history what do you do with your time?

AR: I went to an all-girls school, so there was no question that science wasn’t feminine or uncool (although there were only five of us in my A level Physics class!). So I suppose I was encouraged, and I hate to think that anyone is put off doing science at school. It’s such an exciting sphere of human endeavour.

AR: I used to run a pub quiz in Bristol! On the other side of the table, though, I think I’d be good at sciencey questions, perhaps on art and history as well. But pretty useless when it comes to recognising celebrities or questions of sport. When I’m not working, I spend most of my time looking after my 2 and half year old daughter. She’s already very outdoorsy, and loves going for walks and even coming mountain-biking with me (in a front-mounted bike seat!).

RB: Your first TV work came in 2001 on Time Team. How enjoyable has it been to be part of that team?

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Exclusive RB: I see you are a wild swimmer, any plans to dip into Derwentwater?

AR: I might just have to bring my wetsuit along!

RB: What is the talk going to be about?

AR: The talk is about the megafauna of the Ice Age - and what happened to them. Most of them went extinct at the end of the Ice Age, but one species of megafauna - us - survived to become very successful and colonise the globe. It’s a great story, and I’m currently making a series with the NHU about the giant mammals of the Ice Age, so expect a sneak preview!

RB: Is there one thing in your work that has given, or gives you, that special “wow” factor?

AR: The deep similarities between humans all over the world. We can imagine ourselves to be very different, and there are differences, of course - it’s stupid to deny that.

But the things we have in common are much deeper.

RB: Earlier this year you became the first Professor of Public Engagement in Science at the University of Birmingham. How important is it to use that role to inspire people about the sciences?

AR: It’s a very exciting time in universities at the moment.

We’re becoming a lot more outward-facing. There’s a realisation that researchers should discuss their work with the public at large, but also that the public should be more involved in determining the direction that research goes in. It’s a bit of a culture change, and part of my job is to help bridge the gap that has existed in the past, and work out how to break down remaining barriers. Science and technology are the most powerful tools for understanding who we are and where we come from, and for improving and saving lives - that’s inspirational in itself.

RB: Do you think kids are being asked to choose between the arts the science too early?

AR: I’d love to see more young people doing arts and science subjects right to the end of their secondary education - and on into university degrees as well. There’s a real danger in polarising our society between artists and scientists.

RB: Finally Alice, you’ve done a wide range of TV work.

When can we see you on our screens again?

AR: Well - Ice Age will be coming to a small screen near you (on BBC2) in 2013!

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F you own or run a small business it doesn’t take much to figure out that you are always better off… usually literally… when you have a good accountant.

That’s where Tax Assist’s Trevor Morris, comes in.

Trevor heads up the new TaxAssist, Workington branch, in Washington Street, and is now bringing his 30 years of wide-ranging experience to bear for the benefit of Allerdale’s business people as well as his 450 existing clients.

He said: “We provide proactive, value-for-money tax and accountancy advice and services purely to small businesses across West Cumbria. Our emphasis is to support small businesses by offering a service which represents real value for money and we are thrilled to now be able to make our experience more readily available to businesses in Workington and the surrounding area”.

Trevor added: “I’m passionate about supporting local business and Washington Street is the perfect location; there are so many small retailers, consultants and sole traders in Workington and the surrounding areas who would benefit from a dedicated service, helping them protect their hard-earned income.

Below: Sally Morris and Barbara Scott in the Tax Assist office

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Trevor opened TaxAssist Accountants in Whitehaven, in 2003 and, in response to growing demand from existing small businesses and new businesses starting up in Workington, he decided that the time was right to open a second shop.

“We have a number of existing clients in and around Workington and demand for our services continues to

grow,” he said. “The new shop on Washington Street is far more convenient for businesses in Workington and Maryport.”

For his clients Trevor is an accountant all year round, not just at the year end. He offers: 1. Personal Service – Visiting customers at home or business in or out of normal working hours 2. Customer Satisfaction – Business standards are in place to ensure that deadlines are always met and that customers are always happy.

3. Value for money - A fixed price agreed beforehand, no hidden charges or surprises when the bill arrives and the option to pay monthly with no interest charges.

TaxAssist Workington handles: accountancy services; year-end accounts; tax return; services; bookkeeping;VAT Returns; payroll; Tax savings; property tax; Capital Gains Tax; cashflow projections; Corporation Tax; start-ups.

Additional Services: debt recovery, Employment Law, Tax Investigations, Direct Debits Who We Help: Business start-ups, sole traders, partnerships, limited companies, IR35, CIS Contractors.

To celebrate the launch, the shop was officially opened by Allan Mossop, the local branch chairman of the Federation of Small Businesses, who was joined by members of the local business community for a reception on Wednesday November 14. Trevor will be recruiting an additional staff member to work across the two shops.

TaxAssist Workington and Whitehaven cover the CA13 CA14 CA15 CA18 CA19 CA20 CA21 CA22 CA23 CA24 CA25 CA26 CA27 CA28 postcode areas and the following towns: Cleator Cleator Moor, Cockermouth, North Lakes, Maryport, Ravenglass, Seascale, and Whitehaven.

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TaxAssist Accountants is the largest national network of independent accountants working specifically for small business.

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Trevor and his TaxAssist Accountants team are available for you on 01946 592 500 or at the new shop at 31, Washington Street, Workington. Tel: 01900 603688.

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See Website: www.taxassist.co.uk/accountants/workington

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Facing the future... it’s heads I win

By Bridget Foster, make-up and hair air artist.

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grew up in Carlisle and went to Trinity School from where most of my schoolfriends remember me as a gymnast and trampoliner; a sporty type of girl and even now people see me teaching spinning or trampolining and find it strange that I also work as a make- up artist.

After leaving school I went to The University of the Arts, Cumbria, to take a foundation diploma in Art and Design.

I really wasn’t sure what I wanted to do but knew I had a flair for the artistic but was looking more and more into beauty and in fact I nearly dropped out to become a beautician but I realised that I was more interested in make-up and colour.

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Jen Bibbi my tutor at college here influenced me into applying colours and textures onto face designs rather than fashion illustrations, so I began to build a portfolio and arranged my own photo shoot for my final exam.

I applied to the London College of Fashion to study Editorial Make-Up without really expecting to be accepted.

I had also considered private courses but these were far too expensive and in any case the London College of Fashion had a great reputation so you can imagine how shocked and excited I was to be chosen for interview.

I’ll never forget the day that I opened my letter of acceptance. I knew immediately that I had an exciting few years ahead.

My first year studying make up was tough. The one and a half hour commute with a large make up case and travelling home with riduculous make up still on your face took its tole on your skin. It was such a massive change

Lifestyle just 15 minutes to work in Carlisle. Life was hard and trying to socialise at 19 years old was tough. Most people were older and there wasnt much student life.

But I probably learned the most in my first year. I was lucky enough to work at London Fashion Week and ITV charity events, alongside top models and sucessful make up artists was a real eye opener and introduction to the industry and I still managed to continue working as a gymnastics and trampolining coach – a great job to have while studying.

After I graduated, I needed full-time work to pay for my ridiculous rent and gain experience. I took a position working in Brent Cross shopping Centre working for Dior, but although it wasn’t what I wanted to do, I gained a great deal experience working with all the different cultures in the area.

I then discoverd Space Nk Apocethary, a high-end cosmetic store selling a wide selection of different brands and cosmetics, from hair care to make-up and body care.

So despite my initial reluctance I went on to be an assistant manager and it was there that I gained most of my product knowelge and experience working on real ‘faces as well as knowledge about people’s worries and concerns.

At the time I loved it. Days were long and there was pressure to maintain the store’s standards. I worked in Chelsea, the City, then Tottenham Court Road. I met and helped famous and ordinary people.The City of London was fantastic – a great buzz and brilliant social life.

BUT my London days were coming to an end, after living with a sucessful hair and make up artist, I knew that that what I wanted to do, so I started to assist her. Life is tough when you need to pay for rent and travel and I found it tough to break free and persue my own career.

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Left: Bridget Foster At first I was very impatient but the hard work is paying off, although I still have to manage my time and work hard to maintain my own buiness but it isn’t yet somthing I can do full time here in Cumbria and teaching and coaching remains a fantastic job to have and develop as my make up buiness strives over the weekends.

I have also developed other skills such as hair styling which important as a make up artist and naturally enough I thoroughly enjoy writing for the Carlisle Guide and sharing my knowledge and experience with you all. and head out to start assisting and building up my portfolio again and that’s exactly what I have been doing and in the process I’ve built up my own buiness and clients for such as weddings and special occasions. During the past 18 months this has grown and I have also been able to work on Berghaus photoshoots, promotional shoots and with some fanstatic photographers in Leeds and Newcastle.

Locally I have been working very closley with Louise Crouch, of Pink Tulip Photography, Carlisle on her Boudoir shoots. I love her work and how she works and communicates with her clients. Fantastic photogrpaher with great ideas.

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Many people don’t know really where to start when it comes to their own make up and skin care. Most of the products I use are unavailable in Cumbria but I am always looking at what clients can afford and get access to and unbiased opinion is, I find, much more appreciated.

Available for Make Up Tutorials, parties and any special occasion. www.bridgetfoster.co.uk

MUA: Bridget Foster Hair: Verity Fraichen Photography: Jamie Colishaw Models: Manchester based agencies

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Fifty Shades of White

S it the new era of female liberation, or is it simply more Iacceptable to show off your ‘smalls’ in public?

The Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon continues to set records soaring in fine lingerie and luxury gift sales.

But be it for a Christmas GIFT, or for your wedding day, wearing beautiful lingerie under any garment gives a woman confidence and grace and certainly boosts esteem.

The word ‘Corset’ alone conjures up an ‘ahhhhh and an ouch’ as well as vintage images of stiffly brocaded Elizabethans, elegant Edwardians and starched Victorians, burlesque ruffles, the saloon girls of the Wild West, buxom wenches and a whole host of other feminine stereotypes.

It certainly felt like we had stepped back in time at our recent photo shoot with these beautiful local damsels.

None complained of restricted breathing or an inability to sit. It was the complete opposite in fact… they all felt like a million dollars and four to six inches slimmer. No glamour no nudity – just pure class and luxury and a fantastic way to recreate the look of days gone by but with a modern twist.

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Something borrowed...Something blue to offering our brides beautiful and comfortable corsetry of exceptional quality, to emphasise your feminine curves and create a fantastic silhouette.

From Victorian classics to modern waist cinchers, we have a full range of silk, satin, coutil cotton, leather and suede corsets for the perfect hourglass figure, whether for your wedding or simply a glamorous look for a night on the tiles.

Our corsets are fully adjustable, and so you can be loosened or tightened a small amount in order to accommodate a little weight lost or gained in between choosing your outfit and your wedding day, without the need for costly alterations.

If you’re the bride it is important to choose your style well in advance, making sure that it works with your whole outfit. To avoid last minute panics, order at least six weeks before your special day. This will allow for last minute alterations to your dress – or indeed if you change weight. Our garments normally arrive at your door within seven days.

We have given all our readers a special discount voucher below to be used by anyone over the next two months. Go on boys… treat her to a bit of luxury this Christmas with a red corset! All you need are her measurements… just leave the rest to us!

Bridal Hair by Chere: 07715 424569 Models: Chloe, Natasha, Kelly and Claire Photography: Brian Sherwen

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Hot or not?

THE GUARDIAN newspaper has assessed various high street brands examining which are thriving and which are merely surviving.

Here’s who they say are hot and who’s not.

Zara: Going Up –Zara’s secret affordable prices but not cheap as chips.

Whistles: Going Up – Never been too high-fashion for regular folk; sales grew 11% in 2011 and expansion is on the cards.

John Lewis: Going Up – It’s masterstroke was

to collaborate with London fashion week designer Alice Temperley which became the fastest selling brand in the store’s history, hitting weekly sales targets in one afternoon.

Asos: Going Up – It seems there is no stopping this internet fashion powerhouse with a focus on celebrities’ clothes. It is now bookmarked by millions for cool, cleverly-priced mix of merchandise.

H&M: Going Up – The second largest fashion retailer H&M is where you can buy a T-shirt for a fiver, or a piece of designer history.

Others: Gap: Going Up – and back to basics American Apparel: Going Up M&S: Going Down - Shop floors are too cramped and

navigating the stores can be a nightmare.

French Connection: Going Down - A brand entering middle-age. Lower prices and a more cohesive ad-to-store identity would help.

Superdry: Going Down – The general populace may have tired of the brand.

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Autumn/Winter Trend Overview Amber Christina PhilLIps

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he blustery showers have started and this has had a big influence on autumn winter’s leafy-inspired palette, with tones of greens, purples and blues. Good thing for us is that from one garment several looks can be created by layering, and as Vogue so effortlessly puts it, ‘why wear one piece when you can wear five.’ Read on for the main trends this autumn and winter.

Amber Phillips specialises in fashion and beauty editorial and has previously worked on Britain’s Next Top Model Live. Amber now lives in London and works in entertainment TV. You can follow her on Twitter @MissAPhillips

COATS

Yes, coats may be an obvious trend but the A/W catwalk has emphasised how a look can be transformed by how a coat is worn. The military trend has finally been booted off the catwalk and replaced by minimalist detail on top with a high waisted belt worn over the coat to exaggerate the hips. Oversized coats are literally huge and not only do they compliment a slim line outfit, but also practical if you are layered up! Go for natural colours like beige or pale pink for a classic look.

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MORE IS MORE

Plain brown leather boots? Boring! This A/W studded struts owned the catwalk and the louder and scarier the better! Opt for metallic boots (YSL, Marni) with strong patterns, contrasting materials such as wood vinyl (Rochas) and tweed (Erdem) and not forgetting a colourful sock if all else fails.

COLDish COLOURS

Two colours are very dominant and those are rich vibrant purple and a slightly darker peacock blue. Perhaps it was the inspiration of the Royal wedding that meant purple flourished onto the catwalk, particularly from Prada.

Designers such as DKNY, Lanvin and Oscar de la Renta showcased luxurious blues.

LAYERING

One chilly trend is pairing a skirt and trousers, as seen in Marc Jacobs collections. When putting together an outfit, do not be afraid to clash prints. By layering up various textures in your outfit, you can create a style that looks extremely lavish (by not spending a lot). If however, like me, you work in a hot office then layer-up a blouse with a waistcoat and statement necklace.

HAIR: STUCK IN THE MIDDLE

The big fringe has seen its day, and the middle parting

is the only way to wear your hair. Keep round the face choppy with different lengths. To add volume use product in the roots to give it texture, or use rollers to add bounce. Put hair in a low loose ponytail with a ribbon for a daytime look.

BEAUTY: PRETTY IN PINK

If you haven’t got a natural all-year-round tan, get rid of the bronzer and experiment with using plum/rose blusher if you have a medium to dark complexion or fuchsia pink blusher if pale – think English rose. For the eyes, use more eye shadow and less eyeliner for a more natural eye shape.

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Otter Milk and

Lemon Curd

Cheesecake

t’s the most wonderfully rich cheesecake you’ll ever experience and it’s made with the milk from Northumbria’s only remaining I“Otter” herd… and if you believe that then you`re as daft as I was.

Words & Photography

My good friend, Laird Bell, of the Borders protected this recipe with his life. It was a firm favourite in his country pub and the ingredients were a closely guarded secret. Basically the reason for that was so I couldn’t re-create it and take all the glory at work.

“So what makes it taste so creamy then?” “That`ll be the Otter’s Milk, mate,” was always the reply... Some of us actually believed him. When the pub closed the so called “secret” recipe was finally revealed – Where`s the Otters? Nowhere to be seen!

Alan Spedding

So now you can all have a go at this wonderful creation at home. It’s guaranteed to be an absolute winner and it really is so easy to make. All you`ll need is a tin or flan-ring .(I used a nine-inch springform deep round ring) to put the cheesecake into and that’s it… oh, and one tip here... make sure you use “cheap” lemon curd because the good stuff just turns to liquid overnight (Not enough “cement” in it!) whereas the “El Cheapo” curd manages to remain in perfect blobs throughout the middle of the cheesecake... and Gale’s lemon curd is the best choice for this... or try the “value” brands.

Now I`m not even going to attempt and work out the calories as this one is just a heart attack on a plate but, boy oh boy, it`s good and getting into the Christmas spirit sounds like a good enough excuse to me. So sit back, smile, don’t feel guilty and enjoy your… Northumberland “Ottermilk” Cheesecake.

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Food

Ingredients For 15 - 20 portions.

Method

125g (4oz) unsalted butter 250g (8oz) digestive biscuits (crushed to fine crumbs) 2 tsp ground ginger 2 tins of Nestle’s Sweetened Condensed Milk 600g of full fat Philadelphia cream cheese.

550 ml of double cream.

1 bottle of JIF lemon juice.

1 jar of cheap lemon curd (Gale’s if possible)

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First of all you`ll need to make the cheesecake base, so sit the flan- ring on a sheet of tin foil or greaseproof paper (or use a dish).

Melt the butter in a saucepan and then stir in the crushed digestive biscuits and ginger powder to incorporate fully. Pour this crumb mixture in to the flan-ring or tin and press it down evenly to form a solid level base. Place into the fridge to firm up.

Pour this crumb mixture in to the flan ring or tin and press it down evenly to form a solid level base.

Place into the fridge to firm up.

To make the filling Mix the cream cheese and condensed milk together in a bowl until fully blended together with no lumps left.

Pour in the double cream and mix in thoroughly.

Start adding the lemon juice (you may need an extra set of hands to help here). Keep on stirring or whisking and then you`ll notice that the mixture starts reacting with the lemon juice and begins to firm up and start setting. It normally takes a full bottle (approx 7/8 fresh lemons) but keep slowly pouring and mixing and then taste the mixture.

Pour the lemon mixture over the biscuit base to “half fill” the ring. Use a spoon to level the mixture out. Take a teaspoon and start putting small blobs of lemon curd on top of the mixture. Space these out evenly over the surface of the cheesecake so they set into place when the top layer is added. Pour over the top layer of the lemon mixture and then level the mixture out evenly. Place into the fridge to totally firm up. Cut the cheesecake into wedges and enjoy. If any liquid runs out then you`ve used the wrong type of lemon curd... it’s a tough job next….you’ll just have to eat the cheesecake and try once again!

Follow Alan at: www.alanspedding.co.uk www.theguidemediagroup.co.uk

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Potted Smoked West Cumbrian Salmon Carbonara

Recipe from Peter Sidwell - Who demonstrated this recipe at this years Taste Cumbria Food Festival

Ingredients: 390g of dried spaghetti 125g of butter salted 1/2 red chilli chopped finely and de seeded 1 tsp of fennel seeds 1 lemon 1 tbsp of capers 250g sliced smoked salmon from West Cumbria 250g of hot smoked salmon from West Cumbria Chopped flat leaf parsley Black pepper and salt

The Method:

Pre heat a large non stick frying pan. Cut the lemon in half and place cut side down into the pan, cook until golden brown. Add in the butter and turn the heat down to low to allow the butter to melt slowly.

Add in the fennel seeds, chopped chilli and capers. When the lemon is golden and caramelised remove and squeeze out the juice straight into the pan.

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Break up the hot smoked salmon and add to the butter, slice up the smoked salmon and add to the pan. Turn the heat off and carefully mix the salmon and butter together.

Leave to cool then finally add the chopped parsley and season to taste.

Cook the pasta in plenty of salted boiling water for 9-10 minutes, drain and return to the same pan.

Add the potted salmon to the pasta and mix together. Any remaining salmon left pour into a clean sterile jam jar and keep in the fridge for next time or spread on warm toast.

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Cumbrian BBQ pork Recipe from Peter Sidwell

Peter Sidwell, said: “Belly pork is an all-time favourite of mine. It has so much flavour, plus it’s a forgiving cut of meat as it’s not easy to over-cook.”

Ingredients:

2.5kg (5lb) belly of Cumbrian pork 2–3 tbsp olive oil 2 tbsp sea salt 2 onions 2 apples 1 star anise or 1 tsp Chinese five spice 2 tbsp maple syrup 2 tbsp ketchup 2 tbsp brown sauce 2 tbsp dark soy sauce

The method:

Preheat the oven to 220 ̊C/425 ̊F/ Gas Mark 7. Using a sharp knife, cut into the skin of the pork. Make around 10 cuts about 1cm (1⁄2in) deep, so that the flavour can soak right into the centre of the meat.

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some serious crackling – when you cook belly pork, crackling is what it’s all about. Drizzle the oil on to the pork and rub it into the skin so it becomes shiny. Season well with sea salt flakes, opening up each cut to make sure some of the salt has got into the meat.

Chop the onions and apples into chunks and put them in a roasting tray. Sit the pork on top, skin-side up and cook for 20–30 minutes until the skin starts to crisp up. Turn the oven down to 150 ̊C /300 ̊F/Gas Mark 2 and cook for 2–3 hours until the pork is tender.

While the pork is cooking, make the barbecue glaze. Crush the star anise, if using, with a pestle and mortar. Mix the star anise or five-spice powder with the maple syrup, ketchup, brown sauce and soy sauce.

When the pork is tender and the skin is crispy – after 2–3hrs – brush it with the sauce, making sure it gets into the cuts in the skin. Put the pork back in the oven for 20–30 minutes so the sauce caramelises and becomes sweet and sticky.

When the pork is ready, please, please rest it before carving. Take it out of the oven, cover with a sheet of foil then place a tea towel over the top to keep it warm. When you have set the table and got everything else ready for your meal, then – and only then – cut the pork into thick slices and chop the crackling into pieces.

The Derwent Lodge Hotel

Situated in the picturesque postcard village of Portinscale, it is a mere minute’s walk from the shores of Derwentwater and just over 1 mile from the market town of Keswick.

Offering bar meals, home cooked food and Sunday lunches, served all day 12pm - 9pm (Sunday only). Lunches 12pm - 2pm, Dinner 6pm – 9pm, also light snacks in the afternoon.

Comfortable lounge bar is the perfect place to enjoy informal drinks, with a varied selection of locally brewed ales. On fine days patios and garden terrace open for panoramic views.

Derwent Lodge Hotel, Portinscale, Keswick, Cumbria, CA12 5RF Tel. 017687 73145

Hundith Hill Hotel - Celebrating 30 Years in Business

Providing a fantastic venue for all your special occasions

Try something different… The Hundith Hill family-run country house hotel is known locally as the area’s premier venue for weddings and celebration dinners. They are now pleased to welcome you to join them for fantastic bar meals and evening dinners. The hotel’s Sunday lunches are very popular and great value, reservations can be made to avoid disappointment. Being set among some of the most beautiful scenery in the country makes dining at Hundith Hill a real experience, dining out just got better. Join us for Christmas Day 2012 Lorton Vale, Cockermouth, CA13 9TH. Tel: 01900 822092. www.hundith.com

The Castle Bar

A beautiful 16th Century building, combining stylish contemporary decor, offering a warm and relaxed atmosphere. Three floors of bespoke lounges, gastro-dining, sports viewing room and vibrant bar, Sun facing landscaped terraced beer garden.

Bookings available for Weddings, Christmas Parties and Christenings National CAMRA award winning bar and restaurant.

Open Monday - Thursday 11am - 11pm, Friday - Saturday 11am - 12pm, Sunday Noon -11pm Food served Monday - Friday 11.30am - 2pm and 5.30pm - 8.45pm.

Saturday 11.30am - 3pm and 5.30pm - 8.45pm. Sunday Noon - 3pm and 5.30pm - 8.45pm The Castle Bar, 14 Market Place, Cockermouth Tel: 01900 829904 Bookings: 07765696679 castlebar14@hotmail.co.uk

The Old Mill Inn Christmas Party Nights - Party with us throughout December, enjoy a christmas cocktail upon arrival followed by a delicious 4 course meal, then dance the night away with our resident DJ. Lunch With Santa - Come along and have your lunch with santa on either Sunday 9th or Sunday 23rd December, while your here don’t forget to visit his magical grotto and receive your free gift. Christmas Day lunch, treat the family to a festive lunch, Enjoy a complimentary glass of Bucks Fizz upon arrival followed by a delicious 5 course meal.

We’re currently taking bookings for the christmas period, Christmas Day and New Year.

Restaurant open Monday to Friday 6pm to 9pm. Saturday & Sunday 12pm to 2pm and 6pm to 9pm.

The Old Mill Inn, Rowbeck, Dearham, Maryport, CA15 7JP Tel: 01900 813148 Web: www.oldmilldearham.co.uk

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To advertise in Great Guide to Eating Out in the next edition, Tel. 01946 816 719

great guide to eating out November/December 2012

RAC rally moves to Brampton November 23-25

Last year’s winner Gwydaf Evans in his Mk 2 Escort

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HE gruelling Roger Albert Clark Historic Rally (November 23-25) which replicates rallying in its heyday, again visits Carlisle this year but this time the finishing (4.45pm) will be in Brampton, on the Sunday evening, with the awards ceremony taking place later, at 7pm at the H and H Borderway Mart and Exhibition Centre, Rosehill, in Carlisle (CA1 2RS).

The rally, a tough test of ability stamina and endurance, sees drivers cover 380 road miles and 160 stage miles, begins two days earlier at The Ryedale Exhibition and

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Leisure Village (formerly Pickering Showground) in North Yorkshire, where competitors complete four special stages, including two in Dalby Forest, before overnighting and resuming there on the Saturday morning.

Six more stages see them go to Croft, near Darlington, where there’s a service halt and two more stages, then it’s off to Hamsterly Forest, in County Durham; two stages in Keilder (Pundershaw) and an overnight halt at the Borderway Mart, in Carlisle, on the Saturday night.

They re-start there early on Sunday morning and return

Motoring

Bob Bean in his Mk 1 Cortina to Keilder. Then stages/timings nearest to Carlisle are: Restart Carlisle, first car due 0746hrs last car 0906hrs. SS16, Glen Dhu, first car 0834hrs; last car 0954hrs. SS17, Newcastleton, first car 0855hrs; last car 1015hrs.

SS18, Florida 1, first car 0933hrs; last car 1043hrs.

SS19, Riccarton, first car 0952hrs; last car 1112hrs.

SS20, Craik 1, first car 1126hrs; last car 1246hrs.

SS21, Craik 2, first car 1327hrs; last car 1447 hrs.

SS22, Wauchope, first car 1441hrs; last car 1601hrs.

SS23, Florida 2, first car 1514hrs; last car 1634 hrs.

SS24, Kershope, first car 15:41 hrs; last car 1701hrs.

Rally Finish, Brampton. First car due 16:45.

Last year’s winners were Gwydaf Evans and John Millington in a Mk 2 Ford Escort RS, so will this year see a successful back-to-back win or will the Roger Albert Clark Rally see yet another new winner. Mark I and II Escorts occupied the first seven places in last year’s event.

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Barnard’s title bids merit

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ockermouth’s rising rally star Richard Barnard, 24, has received a surprised and welcome boost to his push for success in three rally championships in 2012 thanks to the backing of Britain’s Energy Coast.

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With Richard in the running for the Manx Junior (Under 25) Rally Championship; the Association of North West Car Clubs’ Junior Stage Rally Drivers Championship; and the West Cumbria Motorsport Club’s Stage Rally Drivers’ Championship, he was having

Motoring to compete on a surface he wasn’t familiar with in the final round of the Manx Championship, the Dave Corris Forest Rally, on November 10.

In meant Richard had to use a forest specification rally car rather than his own tarmac prepared Subaru Impreza. So he had to hire a forest-rally prepared Subaru and was going to be seriously out of pocket until Britain’s Energy Coast, Cumbria, the development agency for West Cumbria stepped in to lend their support for Richards’s attempt.

So his car sported the Britain’s Energy Coast livery throughout the Manx rally.

Richard said: “Without help from Britain’s Energy Coast it is doubtful that I would have been able to add the Isle of Man forest event to my schedule which gave me a real chance of challenging for the Manx Junior title in my last year as a junior driver. I am so grateful.”

Points scored on the Isle of Man event counted towards both the Manx and West Cumbria championships so Richard needs to finish and if possible finish well.

To increase his chances on the Manx he used the services of Manx based co-driver, Seb Turner, who partnered him on the Pokerstars’ Rally in July, a tarmac round of the Manx Championship.

Forest special stage rallying presented a major challenge to the Cockermouth driver and his Manx co-driver who will be competing in an unfamiliar car on an unfamiliar surface but one of the qualities of any champion is to overcome problems and quickly adapt to different situations and circumstances.

Luke Dicicco, head of communications and inward investment, at Britain’s Energy Coast, said: “We’re delighted to support Richard. He embodies, perfectly, the ambition and drive of many young people in West Cumbria looking to make a mark in their chosen field.

We helped Richard compete for a hat trick of awards and we are eager to support West Cumbria’s young people as much as we can.”

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Laura aims to win back stay-away fans

Words: John Walsh, Photography by Paul Robinson

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ORKINGTON COMETS’ new owner Laura Morgan has pledged an open regime at Derwent Park when she leads the speedway club into 2013.

Wheelchair-bound Laura, who has been paralysed from the chest down for over five years, is clearly a fighter and is determined to pull the Comets around.

Crowds had plunged from 1,300 on the opening night to just over 400 when the season ended against Berwick last month.

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Yet the Comets had been reasonably successful in all competitions, while Rene Bach and Adam Roynon won the Premier League Best Pairs.

“Obviously there wasn’t a lot wrong with the team because of how close they came to winning the various competitions. We were unlucky with injuries. But what was a concern were the attendances towards the end of the season. Clearly that’s what we will be looking at closely before the 2013 season seeing what we can do to improve crowd figures.

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We will be looking at ways of reducing the admission prices and hopefully making the whole night a memorable experience.

“We need speedway fans to bring people back who don’t come any more, for whatever reason.

“Hopefully, to help that, we have said that we will be open all the time with fans, explaining decisions and keeping them fully informed of events.

“We will be looking at ways of reducing the admission prices and hopefully making the whole night a memorable experience,” she said.

Laura and her brother, Steve Whitehead, who will be the club’s general manager, were first taken to Derwent Park in the 1970s by their father… and the bug bit deep.

When the sport returned in 1999 they actually took their father back down to the stadium.

Continuing as team manager will be Tony Jackson, who will also double up as a co-promoter. His knowledge of the sport and its administrative workings will be invaluable to the brother and sister duo at the head of affairs.

Laura received over a million pounds in compensation following an accident in Denmark which left her paralysed. Part of that has been put aside for the Comets which she regards as “my fun money” and the Workington supporters certainly hope there’s going to be a lot of fun and enjoyment for her.

Initially she has signed a deal with landlords Workington Town RL Club for two years but says her vision is for five.

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Reds Will Vaulks, almost scores to tie the FA Cup qualifier, against Mansfield

Reds stand-ins stand out Words: John Walsh, Photography by Jim Davis

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ORKINGTON Reds have netted £12,000 from the FA Cup and established themselves in the top half of the table.

It’s been a satisfactory start for Darren Edmondson’s men after an uninspiring pre-season, and the manager plans to push-on in the New Year.

Several observers, myself included, thought the Reds squad wasn’t strong enough and the team would struggle unless they could added three or four decent players.

Happily Edmondson and his assistant Tony Elliott have brought in four players on loan, who have all added

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something to the quality of the squad and made a strong impression.

Centre-half James Bolton (Macclesfield) and midfielder Will Vaulks (Tranmere) have been particularly impressive, belying their years with some stand-out performances. Initially brought in for three months apiece, Edmondson has been looking at ways of retaining their services for longer in the season.

Andre Rodrigues da Costa (Macclesfield) had his loan spell cut short after breaking bones in his foot but he had also looked lively, tricky and potentially exciting.

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His loan replacement was Joe Mwasile (Morecambe) a tricky, skilful Zambian winger who made a sensational debut at Altrincham, scoring the first goal in a 2-1 win and then hitting the bar twice.

Edmondson said: “I think all the loan players have contributed to our progress this season. Obviously I would like them to be here longer and that’s something I have been working on.

“We’ve also had Anthony Wright back after missing the first three months with a fracture and Lee Andrews available after an operation. Those have been big pluses for us,” said the manager. Reds had beaten both Blyth and Barwell in FA Cup replays at Borough Park after conceding late equalisers in the away ties. That earned them £12,000 and it should have been more because Mansfield were fortunate to win 2-1 at Workington in the final qualifying round.

Meanwhile the £1.5 million redevelopment of Workington Reds’ Borough Park has moved a step nearer after landlords Allerdale Council agreed a new 30-year lease.

Reds are now looking at securing the necessary funding which will build a new 1,200-capacity stand.

The existing west stand will be demolished and replaced, with new facilities to include a function room, offices, changing facilities, sponsors and visiting officials’ rooms Chairman Humphrey Dobie, who has fought doggedly for this lease, said: “It is very important to the future of this football club. A new, multi-purpose stand opens up all sorts of new avenues and income streams for bringing in more money. ”Although we have 12 years left on the lease we needed long-term assurances via the council which would enable us to build the grandstand.

As part of the new agreement, Workington’s annual rent has gone up from £2,836 a year to £15,000 but the council has agreed a five-year sponsorship deal (£10,000 annually), which is separate to the lease.

When the new stand is built Reds will have between 1,500 and 1,700 seats which would be good enough to gain promotion to the Blue Square Premier were they to be successful.

Thinking hopefully and even further down the line they would need to provide 2,000 seats to be eligible for the Football League.

Workington AFC Fixtures Dec 1 Brackley Town (H) Dec 4 Bradford PA (H) Dec 8 Gloucester City (A) Dec 15 Stalybridge Celtic (A) Dec 22 Chester (H) Dec 26 Harrogate Town (A) Dec 29 Vauxhall Motors (A)

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ORKINGTON Town coaches Gary Charlton and Martin Oglanby have already begun assembling what they believe will be a competitive squad for 2013.

Town are stepping up in class to the Championship, after clinching promotion along with champions Doncaster, Barrow and Whitehaven from Championship One. “It’s obviously going to be tougher at the next level.

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ing in players we feel are going to bring experience and know-how to the squad,” said Charlton.

Heading the list of arrivals is former Super League prop, Ewan Dowes, a Cumbrian who was the first player to be given a dual contract in league and union. Carlisle-born Dowes was being tipped as a future England RU international when he signed for Leeds Tykes after leaving Sedbergh School. But the 13-a-side code beckoned more and he went on to have a distinguished career with Leeds Rhinos and Hull FC. After 10 appearances for Rhinos, Dowes switched to Hull where he became

Sport a first-team fixture clocking up 239 appearances and scoring 10 tries. He was capped once for England in 2004.

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Included in his CV are a Super League Grand Final in 2006 and a Challenge Cup victory in 2005, and represents another quality addition to an already impressive squad. After being released by Hull in 2011 he spent a season in Australia playing for Illawarra Cutters and Thirroul Butchers, but is more than happy to be back in England, and in his home county to complete his career.

Charlton said: “Ewan is going to be a class signing for us on a two-year deal. He had other offers to consider but was very happy to join us at Derwent Park.”

Town have also strengthened their front-row options by signing the 20-year-old Oldham prop, Jamie Acton.

London-born Acton is an ex-England and BARLA international who had a spell with Wigan Warriors before joining Oldham early last season.

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Town will start the build-up to 2013 with the traditional challenge match against Whitehaven for the Ike Southward Memorial Trophy which, this time, will be played at The Recreation Ground.

Ewan is going to be a class signing for us on a two-year deal. He had other offers to consider but was very happy to join us at Derwent Park.

He was very prominent against Town at Derwent Park, even though he was given a 10-minute spell in the sin bin.

Town have also secured the signatures of key players Jamie Thackray, Graeme Mattinson, Brett Carter, Jason Mossop and Elliott Miller who were outstanding during the successful promotion campaign. “Everything is very positive. We are happy with the signings we have made so far and hopefully there will be one or two more before we start the new season,” said Charlton.

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Pooch Prezzies

by Wayne Southwell from Wayne’s World of Pets, Whitehaven

Woofmas time is nearly here again and what better way to start your shopping than with some unique gifts for your pets?

We have gone all out this year in the shop with everything from chocolate oranges for dogs to our popular dog-teasers, and Advent calendars to stockings. We even have make-your-own gift bags.

For those of you that would like something more unique and unusual we have a few other ideas.

Antler dog chews

Keeping it seasonal are our antler dog chews, don’t worry no deer were harmed for your dog to enjoy this tasty treat since deer grow a new pair of antlers each year from the age of one and shed them annually too.

Our antler chews come from healthy free-ranging deer that live natural lives. They are a bit of a wonder chew really, extremely hard wearing, don’t splinter and don’t even for cleaning your dog’s teeth and are non-fattening too.

Coming in a range of sizes there is one for every dog from a Chihuahua to a Great Dane.

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Pet ID Tags

A new tag for the New Year is a must for the discerning dog owner, especially with the recent crackdown on dog control. Your dog’s tag should have on it your surname and postal addresses on it, to make your dog legal, so don’t get caught out. If you can’t get to the shop to get one done then you can order them from us online at: www.waynesworldofpets.com

Dog Goody Box

If in doubt about what to get your pet you could always just give us a budget and we can make a box of treats and toys up for you… after all everyone loves a surprise even your dog!

Insect Tarrium

If your tastes are a bit more exotic then why not try your hand at keeping some locusts or crickets in our insect homes. Kids love these things and the insects are a very inexpensive pet to keep.

I hope that has given you some inspiration and we look forward to seeing you in the coming weeks and a Happy Christmas to you all from everyone here at Wayne’s World of Pets.

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Five&Dangerous

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IVE AND DANGEROUS are five local musicians who initially came together to perform the classic live Thin Lizzy album, Live and Dangerous. The name stuck and so did they.

The project was supposed to have a limited time span, but due to the success and popularity of the band it has continued with an ever expanding set of Thin Lizzy classics.

Marco suggested that everyone should meet up after the shows. An exchange of emails between Allan and Marco is now making that seem very possible.

Five and Dangerous comprise: Steve Pecker Woods - lead vocals; Paul Nichol - lead guitar; and vocals; Bob Cullen - lead guitar and vocals; Mark McCarten - bass guitar and Allan Hall- drums

Over the summer they played at nearly all the local festivals with acclaim from many ardent Thin Lizzy fans.

This November they embark on a mini tour centred on Dusseldorf, in Germany.

Coincidentally, Thin Lizzy themselves will be performing in Cologne on Friday 16th.

A few weeks ago Allan and Steve met up with Thin Lizzy’s bass player, Marco Mendoza, when he performed at the Vine Bar, in Workington.

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Your guide to all that’s best in West Cumbria, Keswick and Carlisle from

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The Overtones The Sands Centre, Carlisle

Fri Nov 16 Stereotonics - Tribute Band 9.30pm The Vine Bar, Workington

Fri Nov 23 Gypsy - Live 9.30pm The Vine Bar, Workington

Sat Nov 17 The Lottery Winners Born in Salford and raised on romance, this Mancs group won Live and Unsigned in 2010 and return to West Cumbria with their unique indie sound. 8pm Carnegie Theatre, Workington Appalachian Roots The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Sun Nov 25 Elias String Quartet Rosehill Theatre, Whitehaven Fri Nov 30 Phil Lewthwaite Rosehill Theatre, Whitehaven Choir Boys - Plus Support from AWOL £10 entry, From 7pm The Vine Bar, Workington

Judith Jones Band Florence Mine, Whitehaven Sat Nov 17 An Evening of Verdi and Puccini An evening of popular arias and choruses from operas by Verdi and Puccini Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick Sun Nov 18 The Frith Piano Quartet Robert Heard (violin) Louise Williams (viola) Richard Jenkinson (cello) and Benjamin Frith (piano).

Pre-concert talk by Richard Jenkinson at 6.45pm Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick WT Feaster Band + Lucy Zirins In Aid of Cockermouth First Responders. Top US based Blues/ Rock band meets Award Winning Lancastrian acoustic singer/ songwriter.

Saints Rooms, Kirkgate, Cockermouth

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Hooverville as well as material from their brand new album. 8pm.

Carnegie Theatre, Workington Sun Dec 9 The Hannah Maguire Band with support from The Status Duo, 4pm Harrington Legion, Red Priest - Baroque Carnival Piers Adams (recorders) Julia Bishop (violin) Angela East (cello) David Wright (harpsichord) Pre-concert talk by members of the group at 6.45pm Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick A Dickensian Christmas Carnegie Singers present, “A Dickensian Christmas” with traditional music and readings.

7.30pm. Tickets from Box Office £7.50, including mulled wine and mince pies.

Carnegie Arts Centre Workington Fri Dec 14 Seventh Wave - Live 9.30pm The Vine Bar, Workington

Sun Nov 18 The Overtones Fri Dec 7 Hammerhead - Live 9.30pm The Vine Bar, Workington Martin Simpson Trio The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Sat Dec 8 The Christians Celebrating their 25th year with the re-release and repackage of their iconic platinum selling albums ‘The Christians’ and ‘Colour’ the band will perform classic tracks like

Band Blast Christmas Special The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Sun Dec 16 Keswicks Own Christmas Proms Keswick Rotary Club presents a new event - a Christmas concert featuring once again the Championship NASUWT Riversdie Band with Graeme Danby and Valerie Reid Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick Complete Madness - Tribute band, Live from 9.30pm The Vine Bar, Workington

Whats On Wed Dec 26 Resident DJ - Drew Field The Vine Bar, Workington Thur Dec 27 BBC Radio 1 DJ Kutski Local Dj’s before, from 7pm The Vine Bar, Workington Fri Dec 28 AWOL The Vine Bar, Workington Mon Dec 31 Resident DJ - Drew Field The Vine Bar, Workington Sun Jan 13 Katie Bray (contralto) and William Vann (piano) Pre-concert talk by John Cooper Green at 6.45pm Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick

Theatre Wed Nov 14 - 17 Celtic Dream Embodying the true spirit of Ireland, this production is a breath-taking myriad of brilliant dance, phenom-

enal vocals, astounding musicianship and flittering costumes. 8.00pm Carnegie Theatre, Workington Thur Nov 15 The Nutcracker Theatre by The Lake, Keswick Fri Nov 16 Vagina Monologues The Sands Centre, Carlisle Mon Nov 19 Shakespeare Schools Festival Four local schools will stage four different half-hour versions of Shakespeare’s plays in celebration of these timeless works.

Theatre by The Lake, Keswick Thur Nov 22 - 24 Life and Beth - Cockermouth Amateur Dramatic Society The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Sat Dec 1 - Jan 19 The Railway Children Theatre by The Lake, Keswick

Tue Dec 4 - 9 Calendar Girls Theatre Royal, Workington Tue Dec 11 Sleeping Beauty Schools Christmas Pantomime from The Panto Company! Join giggles the Jester and his friends for this magical tale! Teachers go free!

10am - 1.30pm Carnegie Theatre, Workington Tue Dec 18 The Nightingale The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Thur Dec 20 A Victorian Christmas The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Wed Dec 26 - 30 Dick Whittington Presented by the Workington and District Amateur Musical Society (WADAMS) Carnegie Theatre, Workington

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Fri Jan 18, 19, 25, 26 Panto At The OK Corral The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Film Fri Nov 16 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt.2 (cert tbc) Plaza Cinemas, Workington Mon Nov 19 A Royal Affair (15) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Wed Nov 21 Hysteria (15) Plaza Cinemas, Workington Fri Nov 23 Nativity 2 (U) Plaza Cinemas, Workington End of Watch (15) Plaza Cinemas, Workington

Fri Nov 30 Great Expectations (cert tbc) Plaza Cinemas, Workington Fri Nov 30 Rise of the Guardians (cert tbc) Plaza Cinemas, Workington Sightseers (15) Plaza Cinemas, Workington Mon Dec 3 The Imposter (15) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Mon Jan 7 Shadow Dancer (15) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Comedy Sat Nov 17 Russell Kane - Posturing Delivery The Sands Centre, Carlisle

Tue Dec 4 CINEMAMAS: Never Ending Story (PG) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth Fri Dec 7 The Oranges (15) Plaza Cinemas, Workington

Silver Linings Playbook (tbc) Plaza Cinemas, Workington

Sun Dec 9 Brave (PG) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Mon Nov 26 The Wedding Video (15) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

Fri Dec 14 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (tbc) Plaza Cinemas, Workington

Wed Nov 28 The Flowers of War (15) Plaza Cinemas, Workington

Mon Dec 17 Petit Nicolas (PG) The Kirkgate Theatre, Cockermouth

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The Hairy Bikers Larger Than Live

Tue Nov 20 Kevin Bridges The Sands Centre, Carlisle Fri Nov 23 Arthur Smith Rosehill Theatre, Whitehaven

Haven Crafts Workshop Schedule - Winter 2012 Schedule A Sat Nov 17 - 10am - 12pm Tue Nov 20 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Nov 22 - 10am - 12pm Special Christmas Cards Sat Dec 1 - 10am - 12pm Tue Dec 4 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Dec 6 - 10am - 12pm Table Decorations

Sat Dec 15 - 10am - 12pm Tue Dec 18 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Dec 20 - 10am - 12pm Boredom Busters

Schedule B Sat Nov 10 - 10am - 12pm Tue Nov 13 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Nov 15 - 10am - 12pm Christmas Decorations

Sat Nov 24 - 10am - 12pm Tue Nov 27 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Nov 29 - 10am - 12pm Christmas Polystyrene Shapes Sat Dec 8 - 10am - 12pm Tue Dec 11 - 10.30am - 12.30pm Thur Dec 13 - 10am - 12pm Christmas Trees and Sweety Cakes

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A litt le bit of Cumbrian sunshine…

By Adam Glover

HE LANDSCAPES and traditions of T Cumbria don’t particularly end themselves to fostering quality underground dance music.

The rolling hills, the sheep, you know what I mean; they don’t really sit comfortably with strange metropolitan words like “techno” or “progressive house”. Despite this, hidden away in home studios across the county you will find talented computer producers like Dean Whitehead and Andrew Dale, or, as they are known by during the midnight hours, Obyvate and Soulmelt.

I caught up with the Workington-based pair to talk about their latest project - their newly founded record label: Sesque Music.

“I set up a label years ago, but I failed, to be honest”, said Andy. “I’ve learnt from making mistakes, and we’ve been able to create a global record label releasing tracks by artists from all over the world - from Romania to Columbia to Australia.”

Of course, the beauty of today’s music industry is that you don’t need a massive local following, thanks to the internet, and the pair have had their tracks played on radio stations and by DJs internationally. And though they are a digital-only label at the minute, Dean reassured me that they have plans to release some records in vinyl format in the future.

The pair founded Sesque Music only six months ago, and have acted quickly by releasing tracks by some 20 different artists. Andy added “A lot of the other labels don’t promote or distribute well enough, so we wanted to set one up, so we could have total control over where the music is going”. Their label’s sound is a relaxed, smooth strain of deep house - one that retains the positivity of more funkier styles, but with an added bit of style and soul.

Dean Whitehead and Andrew Dale A lot of the tracks are reminiscent of the Balearic Islands, but Andy pointed out that their label and their own productions are two very different beasts. Dean’s own sound in particular, is a more swaggering, darker kind of tech house. Which is funny, considering their early influences include old synthesizer bands like Soft Cell and 1980s funk trumpeter, Quincy Jones.

Dance music has always had its stereotypes and its prejudices. I personally don’t like the phrase “Dance music”, because of the connotations it conjures in one’s mind. I’m sure many readers will see adverts on TV, with shouting narrators, with sweaty neon dancers and scantily clad women; for things like “Now That’s What I Call Clubland 49”.

This has got nothing to do with what Andy and Dave are about, and hopefully, if it sounds of interest, you might feel like you want to find out exactly what this strange and space-y music is all about. I think it’s great to know that there are two experienced and passionate people doing some great work in the ever expanding dance music world.

And isn’t it great knowing, that even in the clouded landscape that is the Cumbrian dance music “scene”, you can find a little bit of Ibizan sun, shining through.

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Fri Nov 30 Stewart Francis Outstanding In His Field The Sands Centre, Carlisle Sun Dec 2 The Hairy Bikers - Larger Than Live The Sands Centre, Carlisle Sat Jan 5 Roy Chubby Brown The Sands Centre, Carlisle

Other Fri Nov 16 Survivors of the Ice Age Dr Alice Roberts Professor Alice Roberts has been investigating this global tale of life and death in the course of filming three series for the BBC. Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick

Tue Nov 20 An Audience with Dan Snow Historian and TV favourite Dan Snow celebrates some of the worlds great castles as he ranges from dover to the mighty Crusader fortress of Crac des Chevaliers in Syria.

Theatre by The Lake, Main House, Keswick

Mon Dec 3, 6, 10, 13, 17, 20 Derwent Railway Society Club Night 6.30pm - 9pm. All Welcome Phoenix Court, Cleator Moor

Talk by June Hall - Every House is a Museum. 7pm Helena Thompson Museum, Workington

Fri Dec 14 - 22 Fireside Stories for Christmas Taffy Thomas MBE and his apprentice Ian Douglas will rouse up the festive spirit with a feast of Christmas and winter tales good enough to bring cheer to even the hardiest of bah humbugs. 7pm (late night session Sat 22 December, 9.30pm) Theatre by The Lake, Keswick

Lecture - Celia Washington - Artist in Residence for the Maryport Dig 2012 Senhouse Roman Museum, Maryport Fri Nov 23 - 25 Roger Albert Clark Rally Rally Finish in Brampton

Sat Nov 17 Casino Night Maryport Social Club, Maryport

Sat Nov 24 Clash of the Titans 3 Championship Boxing Carnegie Theatre, Workington

Sat Nov 17 - 18 Workington Model Railway Exhibition Sat 10am - 5pm, Sun 10am - 4pm Adults £4, accompanied Children FREE, otherwise £1 Workington Leisure Centre and Pool

Tue Nov 27 Lecture - Dr Rob Collins, School of Historical Studies, Newcastle University - The Decline and Fall of the Roman West 7.30pm Senhouse Roman Museum, Maryport

Sun Nov 18 Christmas Lights Switch-On Cockermouth Main Street

Wed Nov 28 Maryport and District Natural History Society Monthly Meeting - Talk with Maurice Pankhurst - Keskadale: A Woodland on The Edge Senhouse Roman Museum, Maryport

Carlisle Christmas Lights Switch On Carlisle City Centre Mon Nov 19, 22, 26 and 29 Derwent Railway Society Club Night 6.30pm - 9pm. All Welcome Phoenix Court, Cleator Moor Mon Nov 19 Flood Anniversary Lantern Parade Cockermouth Town 70

Thur Nov 29 - Dec 1 Cockermouth Round Table Beer Festival 60 Beers and ciders, quiz night (Thur) and live music (Fri and Sat) Kirkgate Centre, Cockermouth

Sun Dec 9 A Dickensian Christmas Carnegie Theatre, Workington

Tue Nov 20 and 27 Zumba Gold, 6pm St Mary’s Hall, Rectory Cl. Harrington Wed Nov 21 and 28 Zumba, 7.30pm St Mary’s Hall, Rectory Cl. Harrington Wed Nov 21 and 28 Zumba, 5.45pm Embleton Village Hall, Cockermouth Thur Nov 22 and 29 Zumba, 6pm W.A.O.S Hall, Queen Street, Workington Tue Dec 4, 11, 18, 25 Zumba Gold, 6pm St Mary’s Hall, Rectory Cl. Harrington Wed Dec 5, 12, 19 and 26 Zumba, 5.45pm Embleton Village Hall, Cockermouth Wed Dec 5, 12, 19 and 26 Zumba, 7.30pm St Mary’s Hall, Rectory Cl. Harrington Thur Dec 6, 13, 20 and 27 Zumba, 6pm W.A.O.S Hall, Queen Street, Workington

Win an Electric Guitar with The Rock Project The Rock Project are giving away to one lucky winner a Electric Guitar, all you have to do for your chance to win is answer the question bellow: Q: Ozzy Osbourne reformed his band this year to perform at Download Festival 2012, but what is the name of his band?

A) Black Sabbath B) Black Veil Brides C) Black Out To answer go to www.therockproject.com and click on then simply fill out the form with your details and leave your answer in the comments box at the bottom.

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Eat/Drink Bitter End Micro Brewery Trout Hotel The Fletcher Christian The Castle Bar Points of Interest Mayo Statue Cockermouth Castle Mitchells Auction Room Lakeland Livestock Centre

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Points of Interest Rawnsley Centre Library Keswick Convention HQ War Memorial Museum Square Packhorse Court

Attractions The Pencil Works and Museum Mini Golf Theatre by the Lake Lonsdale Alhambra Cinema Peter Rabbit and Friends Keswick Brewing Company Keswick Mining Museum Keswick Museum and Art Gallery Keswick Ferry Landing

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Wildlife of The Solway Firth The Greater Pipefish Syngnathus acus by Mark Vollers

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shape and colour allows them to merge into sea grass and seaweed, their favourite habitat.

Is it an eel, or some kind of sea snake?

The male dutifully accepts the eggs from the female and cares for them until hatching in a special body pouch‌ just like the seahorse.

HE body shapes of some fish species are so far from the generic that we cannot help but look twice. The Greater Pipefish certainly falls into this category.

In fact it is a fairly close relative of the well-known seahorse, and if you look at the shape of the head and the way it swims you can see the connection.

These pipefish are found on most Southern and Western coasts, reaching a maximum length of about 45cm/18�. They are not strong swimmers and rely on rapid movement of their small fins to propel the rigid body forward.

They catch their food, mainly small shrimps and fish fry, by getting close enough to draw them into their tubelike mouth by a sudden sucking action. Their body has a segmented look, emphasised by brownish body rings along its length and should you ever be in a position to feel one you will find it hard and bony.

This is one way of telling this pipefish apart from the four or five other British pipefish species. This body

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At the Lake District Coast Aquarium, Maryport, we often catch young pipefish when we are netting in the shallows for shrimps and they make a fascinating addition to our local sea-life displays. www.coastaquarium.co.uk

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