The Gabber: July 21, 2022

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Not Your Mother’s Senior Center

By Abby Baker

ABBY BAKER

Last week, the Gulfport Senior Center hosted a parasailing trip as part of its new Adventure Club.

Who has more stories than a bus full of seniors? A boatload of seniors.

On July 13, eight senior citizens signed up for the Adventure Club with the Gulfport Senior Center. They loaded onto a bus, blinked through

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the general sunscreen haze, and headed to Suncoast Watersports on St. Pete Beach for a parasailing trip over the Gulf of Mexico.

“It looked like so much fun and I’d never done it before,” said 73-year-

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old Mel Donovan. “I like to stay active – mostly to keep up my image for my granddaughter.”

Parasailing is the first of many adventures, says Senior Center superParasailing continued on page 8

publisher’s note Adventure Awaits!

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“I’m kind of comfortable with getting older because it’s better than the other option, which is being dead.” – George Clooney I’ll turn 50 this December. I’ve never minded aging, because I’ve lost people I love far too early in their lives, so Clooney’s quote hits, but I’m conflicted about this birthday. On one hand, I’ve made it this far without getting hit by a bus or choked by an angry reader, so I have that going for me, which is nice. On the other hand, AARP is already sending me The Girlfriend and, the other day, someone not yet alive when George W. Bush defeated John Kerry called me “ma’am”, so it’s a mixed bag.

There is one thing that isn’t a mixed bag about turning 50: I can join the Adventure Club.

Former Mayor Mike Yakes used to wax poetic about the Gulfport Senior Center and call Gulfport a “community for a lifetime,” but it didn’t mean much to me; I would never join a senior center. I remember the Clearwater center from my youth; its members sold doilies at an annual craft sale. I’m not really a doily kind of gal, so no, thank you.

Something happened, though, because as much as I cringe at belonging to anything with “senior” in its name, I’m excited about joining the Gulfport Senior Center. Rachel Cataldo, the Center’s force majeure, told me people age differently in today’s world. It seems today’s senior centers are cows of a different color. To wit, the Center’s Adventure Club. They went parasailing last week, and they have an indoor skydiving trip and (already sold-out) helicopter ride planned.

We sent Abby Baker on their parasailing trip last week. She came back and announced she wanted them to all be her grandparents (OK, that didn’t make me feel younger, but I appreciate the sentiment) because they were so much fun.

This is definitely not my (grand)father’s senior center.

Plus, the new Center will look – again, Abby’s words – like a ski lodge. I’d prefer an island resort, but either way it looks less like a place people go to crochet doilies (although I do knit a mean dog sweater) and more like a place for your kayaking meetup. It’s like a return to college for Gen X. I do wish they’d drop the “senior” from the name, though. After all, I’m not old. In my mind, I’m 25, and age is a state of mind, right?

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voices An Evening in San Francisco Gosh, I agree about the wacky San Fran school board and their wild overreach. Like removing the school names of historical persons who failed a modern day racial justice test.

I mean, Abe Lincoln wasn’t all bad, right? I’ll bet that made for some hilarity at Fox. Whooeee, those libtards!

Why didn’t the board just stick to educating kids? They clearly didn’t read the room. Really stupid. But not cruel, right? They wished for a more just world. Just...dumb. Meanwhile, north on US 19 is Tallahassee, Florida. There you’ll find a governor and legislature eager to marginalize LGBTQ children at a formative time in their development, to inflict maximum pain on kids so as to earn maximum points with the most hateful and fearful among us. Why the obsession over (other peoples’) sex, over bathrooms and genitalia. Who actually gives a damn what other people do with theirs?

Voyeurs and creepers, that’s who.

They’re also inserting themselves into the classroom to ensure that Florida students learn as little as possible about that minor historical footnote, slavery. Women’s bodies? Totally their turf, too (again, the reproductive thing). You can’t trust people to make their own decisions except for how many guns a teenager can possess and how lethal the bullets and how fast they shoot. That’s a personal responsibility thing until the kid murders some people and then it’s a mental health thing, cause they’re all about that mental health. In short, they seek to remake this state in their own image, more violent, bigoted and ignorant. So thanks for reporting on an uber-liberal fail in California. Now can we talk about what sort of state Florida wants to be? –Jonathan Micocci, Gulfport

South St. Pete Strip Mall May Become Housing Complex Our city needs affordable and workforce housing, a fact few will contest.

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Stoneweg, an affordable housing developer, seeks a zoning change from the City of St. Petersburg that will allow increased height of its proposed buildings. But what responsibility does a developer have to the residents of the community? A great one when it removes the only grocery store in an ever-expanding food desert and offers weak and wimpy provisions for another store in its place.

With the purchase of 110,500 square foot retail space formerly known as Coquina Key Plaza at 4360 6th Street South, Stoneweg removed a Save a Lot grocery store and increased nutrition insecurity in south St. Pete. Its flimsy offer of 20,000 square feet of retail space is inadequate. “20,000 square feet is not enough,” said Bahama Shores Neighborhood Association president, Walter Borden. “We will ask the Community Planning and Preservation Commission to reject Stoneweg’s agreement and seek 60,000 square feet of retail to make it more attractive for a grocer and other kinds of retail like a pharmacy or a hardware store.” According to Borden, Winn Dixie was interested in the space but required 45,000 square feet with adequate parking to operate. “They shut down the only grocery store for miles and their offer for its replacement is inadequate. This Stoneweg plan will dramatically increase the population and simultaneously eliminate most of the retail space that would service those residents. This leaves us all in a food desert,” Borden concluded. February 2022 marked five years since the Walmart at Tangerine Plaza closed leaving a large swath of the city in a USDA-designated area of low income/low access or “food desert.” These areas have tripled over the past seven years. Nutrition insecurity exacerbates heart disease and diabetes that are best managed when food is abundant, affordable, and fresh.

The effects are seen in increasing medical debt and reduced productivity in a part of our city that has chronically been underrepresented and underfunded. Our elected representatives have perfected virtue signaling by giving us a Food Policy Council

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and a proclamation claiming food as a human right. Each action has good optics attached to it. Neither action puts food in the stomachs of those who need it. It is time to require developers, workforce and luxury alike, to consider residents’ needs when requesting zoning changes for the pleasure of doing business in our burgeoning city. –Wendy Wesley, St. Pete

Keep Up The Good Work I found your excellent newspaper completely by accident and have been reading it over a few months.

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news If You Build It... (Well, It’ll Take a While, And Here’s Why) Gulfport’s Building and Rebuilding, Adding to City Staff’s Workload

By Monroe Roark

CITY OF GULFPORT/THE GABBER

The scope of construction projects in Gulfport has changed in recent years, and city officials work to oversee it all.

Even a short drive of a few blocks around Gulfport will make it obvious that a great deal of work is going on, and construction is as busy as it has ever been.

The number of permits issued by the City’s building department has not changed significantly over the past five years, but the valuation of those permits has jumped by about $15 million, according to an annual report released by the City.

What does that mean?

The cost of the permit is based on “the valuation of the job,” Community Development director Fred Metcalf told The Gabber recently. So while the number of permits may be about the same, there are fewer simple jobs like window replacements and more that include new buildings or substantial remodeling of existing ones.

“The complexity of review for those is higher, so even though the number of permits may be in the same

ballpark, our number of contacts has gone up,” said Metcalf. A contact is any time his office communicates with an applicant via phone, email, or in person.

“People are asking more questions, and it is taking more time,” he added.

“The reviews are significantly more complicated.”

The reason something as seemingly simple as replacing a window or changing out an air conditioning system requires a City permit is because the State of Florida building code requires it.

Building official Clark Streicher oversees one residential inspector as well as two permit technicians who work the counter at the main office.

A contractor handles commercial inspections, which frees up Streicher to concentrate on plan review. Gulfport also has an agreement with Pinellas County to get help when needed, Metcalf said, but County officials are also swamped much of the time with

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their own applicants.

In addition to the process of handling applications, building department staff also deal with complaints from residents on a regular basis. Some of them are the applicants themselves who run into problems, and others are neighbors who assume a nearby project on their street is being built improperly.

A large percentage of the housing stock in Gulfport was built before 1960, Metcalf pointed out.

That history lends itself to the socalled character and charm that often attracts people to the city, and some residents bristle at the idea of a neighbor building something larger or more modern next door, although it may be perfectly legal to do so.

“If you are used to slab-ongrade houses, when you put up a

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Just a Little Bit Better...

Gulfport Elementary and Other South Pinellas Schools Continue to Improve

By Monroe Roark

CATHY SALUSTRI

Gulfport Elementary is a little bit better every year, and this year, the Pinellas County School Board announced, it’s brought its grade from a “D” to a “C”.

Recent statistics released by the Florida Department of Education show that schools across Pinellas County continue to improve their performance over three years ago.

The district received a B grade for the seventh straight year, according to officials, who credited “the Gulfport Elementary finished the 2021-22 School year with a “C” grade, up from a dedication of all stakeholders to “D” grade the year before. continue high-quality instruction schools demonstrating the need tary has risen from C to B. Rising even in the midst of a global panfor more focused intervention,” acfrom D to C during that span are demic.” cording to a statement released by Gulfport Elementary, Lealman AvIn addition to the overall district the district. enue Elementary, and Azalea Midgrade, Pinellas County Schools re“I am incredibly proud of the dle. ported that all 15 schools in the progress of our schools, teachers Four schools south of Central so-called “Transformation Zone” and administrators. We are well have maintained a C grade over earned a grade of C or higher for on our way to becoming an A disthree years: Campthe 2021-2022 actrict,” said district superintendent ademic year. These “I am incredibly proud bell Park ElementaKevin Hendrick. “It is through the ry, Fairmount Park are schools that of the progress of our commitment and collaboration of Elementary, Maxihave been identiour students, families, staff and fied as in need of schools, teachers and mo Elementary, and administrators.” community that we will continJohn Hopkins Midadditional support, ue to accelerate our progress. We dle. Bay Point Elemostly in the southwill continue to work tirelessly on mentary went from B to C during ern half of the county. Of these, 11 behalf of every student to provide that time period. are south of Park Boulevard and them world-class programming, “The work in the Transformaeight are south of Central Avenue. instruction and extra-curricular tion Zone moving forward will be In three years, Lakewood Eleexperiences that every student a continued focus on long-term mentary’s grade has transitioned deserves.” progress and supporting any new from F to B, while Melrose Elemen-

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Permit Delay continued from page 5 two-story building that is taking full advantage of all the setbacks, it is going to be a larger structure,” said Metcalf. “People are paying a lot of money and want to build that kind of stuff. You can’t really blame them and I certainly can’t stop them.”

A key area in which problems can arise quickly is when a new building project is begun in a flood zone.

That carries with it an entirely new set of rules from Washington, D.C. “We do get homeowners who do not understand the ramifications of living in a flood zone,” said Metcalf. “Not just the fact that it may flood, but the restrictions on how much you can improve your property. Sometimes people get stuck in that and we’re the bad guys because they didn’t pick up the phone and call us and find out what they can do.”

Occasionally someone will snatch up a piece of property in a cash sale without gathering all of the necessary information and just start a demolition. According to federal guidelines, a property owner who alters 50% or more of a structure in a flood zone triggers a requirement of bringing the entire site into compliance with FEMA regulations. This has often caused the City to stop a project in midstream.

“Because the City of Gulfport

participates in the national flood The office typically takes 15-20 insurance program, we are required business days to issue a residento enforce federal regulations for tial permit if everything is in order. construction in a flood zone,” said Inspections can often be done the Streicher. “Part of day after a request “If you are used to that is a substanis received at the oftial improvement slab-on-grade hous- fice. or whatever evMany times a probes, when you put up erybody terms the lem can be solved, a two-story building even before it arisFEMA 50% rule. A lot of homeowners that is taking full ad- es, by contacting the don’t understand vantage of all the set- City to make certain FEMA, and we also backs, it is going to a property owner is have contractors doing everything as who come in from be a larger structure,” he or she should. said Metcalf. “Peooutside of flood “It would definitely zones and don’t ple are paying a lot save a lot of heartunderstand flood of money and want ache on their part, zone construction.” for sure,” said Streto build that kind of icher. “It’s not necInstead of havstuff. You can’t real- essarily a regular ing to go back to the drawing board ly blame them and I occurrence [to stop at a later time, it is certainly can’t stop a project] but it does best to start with happen.” them.” a proper underIn addition to standing of the permit application monitoring existing projects, the process. Often it is held up simply building department must accombecause of an incomplete applicamodate ever-changing State regution, as Streicher pointed out, and lations, which seem to come on an that slows everything down. Once annual basis. that is all in order, a plan review “The State is constantly adding might lead to a request from City something new that we have to staff for additional information. do. And it’s on us to make sure “We have no control over how it gets done,” said Metcalf. “It’s a long it takes people to reply to us,” complicated process and we do Streicher said, noting that in a rethe best we can to get through cent application, he sent a plan reit. There’s more work, more to do, view to the applicant in December and it takes a little bit longer to and received a reply just last month. do it.”

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visor Rachel Cataldo, who started the club.

“I’m a firm believer that just because you’re growing older, that doesn’t mean you have to sit down and be boring,” Cataldo said. “It’s a bucket list club, and we’re going to do some bucket list things that are available locally.”

The Gulfport Senior Center serves not only Gulfport, but any person 50 or older who wants to join; it’s $50 a year for anyone to join, but free for Gulfport residents. Members gain full access to the gym, clubs, and activities such as parasailing. The Senior Center, which will have a full renovation in the coming years, can be as relaxed or active as its members want it to be.

Cataldo says the Center has 3,000 active members. When she started in 2013, it was a much quieter place.

Her nine-year reign as supervisor has seen growth and change.

Walk in on any given day and there could be a group playing chair volleyball with a beach ball, an impromptu farmer’s market, or a quiet table of domino players. As for the adrenaline junkies at Wednesday’s parasailing group, they’re not facing senior citizenship waving a white flag.

In fact, Wednesday was Susanne Abrahams’ first big outing since retiring the week before.

“I can’t just not do anything,”

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Next up, indoor skydiving.

Abrahams said from her spot on the bus.

On arrival to the St. Pete Beach water sports company Captain Jacob Bobo welcomed his boat of eight (nine, counting our reporter) people. He made the kind of jokes boat captains make (“This is my first time driving a boat, hope the YouTube video was correct!”) and made sure every passenger was strapped in and dipped in the water.

Adventure Club member Patricia Maria lost her water shoe on a dip, and another lost her favorite ball cap.

Despite the chaos, club members were all smiles, on the boat and on the way home, despite the summer heat.

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“I think independence and dignity (a mission statement of the center) means you should continue living your life to the fullest,” she said. “I’m almost 50 and I’m not going to stop doing things.”

In fact, when Cataldo’s husband turned 50, she gifted him with a membership to the Gulfport Senior Center.

“It should be an exciting age,” Cataldo said with a laugh.

A future helicopter trip is sold out, but the Adventure Club has indoor skydiving planned for Nov. 17. Interested? Call the Gulfport Senior Center for details at 727-8935657.

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Shut It Down

Gulfport Looks to Curtail Abuse of Non-Chartered Employees Gulfport employees are taking an increasing amount of abuse from a select few citizens, and city officials are getting ready to do something about it.

“We’re getting into some real serious issues about our ability to protect our employees from attacks,” said City Manager Jim O’Reilly at the July 7 City Council meeting. “Email, verbally, physically, being accosted in public, plus the volume of emails coming in with vitriol language that attacks our employees.”

O’Reilly also noted the “weaponization” of access to city government facilities and the public records law.

One unnamed City employee told The Gabber he has received 3,000 emails from a single person in a five-year period.

“We need to have a conversation and I need to put on the record to you that it’s my responsibility to protect your employees,” O’Reilly told the council.

All of the councilmembers voiced their agreement.

“It’s time that our employees and staff be insulated from it,” said Mayor Sam Henderson. “People are being verbally attacked in public while doing their jobs. It’s affecting the ability of the people to do their jobs and work for the city.”

O’Reilly cited one particular incident in which a city employee was accosted at Williams Pier and had to step in front of a state representative to keep the citizen from escalat-

CATHY SALUSTRI

By Monroe Roark

The City of Gulfport may pass an ordinance that prevents the public from accessing places of business at city facilities, citing incidences of people coming into those spaces and harassing employees.

ing the situation.

“These are the people you depend on to provide high-level services, but it also impacts the other residents,” he said. “These are the people you hire to run the city and maintain a healthy society in the community.”

As Vice Mayor Christine Brown put it, “our employees just want to go to work.”

“And they don’t need to go to work in a toxic environment,” added councilmember Paul Ray. No specific action was taken at the meeting, but City Attorney Andrew Salzman told Council he has done some research regarding what the City could possibly do to protect employees in the workspace. An ordinance that was passed elsewhere

in Florida, in Punta Gorda, and has been supported in the appellate courts. It addresses what specific areas can be classified as public forums.

For example, a public meeting in the council chambers is always open to the public and citizens can make their own video and audio recordings of the proceedings, but other areas of the building, such as the offices where utility bills are paid, could be designated off-limits for such activity because they are essentially business areas. This could prevent citizens from coming in and berating employees who are simply trying to work.

Council will address the issue at a future meeting.

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Biz New: New Kava Spot, A Legal Airbnb + TradeWinds Here’s What’s New in Gulfport, St. Pete, and The Gulf Beaches

By Abby Baker

Two Gulfport business owners bought a Beach Boulevard home in an attempt to preserve the oldtown feel of downtown.

Gulfport Realty owner Stacey Purcell and Mike Fagan, owner of the Beach Bazaar, are the new owners of the home at 3031 Beach Boulevard, Gulfport. But neither of them will live in it.

Purcell says she hopes to rent out the property on Airbnb, but she’ll also use it as a public community gathering place during holidays like she did during the Fourth of July this year. The property is zoned as a legal Airbnb, and will be styled “as old Florida as possible.”

“We scraped together every dime to do this,” Purcell said. “It’s all part of the small house movement; we don’t want Gulfport to lose its charm.”

When the home went on the market, Fagan and Purcell bought it for $550,000. That’s $100,000 less than the asking price for the 1946 duplex, which has a two car garage and a garage apartment.

They hope to start renting it next month.

“We’ll never rent it out on holidays,” Purcell said. “Everybody will be welcome anytime there’s a parade. It all goes back to that oldtown feel.”

More TradeWinds TradeWinds Island Resorts, a multi-resort company on St. Pete Beach, hopes to expand by 850,000 square feet over the next 12 years. If the expansion is approved by the City of St. Pete Beach, TradeWinds may add retail space, a 20,000-squarefoot ballroom, beach access, three swimming pools, and a bowling alley.

But not before many public meetings held in the name of community input. Many St. Pete Beach residents are concerned with the sheer size of the structure, as well as the crowds and traffic it may bring.

TRADEWINDS RESORTS

Home Sweet Home

A rendering of what TradeWinds Resorts may look like in 12 years.

“This is a process, and we want to take community concerns into consideration,” said Joe Smith, Chief Executive Officer of 1754 Properties, which owns TradeWinds. ”We have plans to improve the infrastructure, that includes widening the sidewalk to make it more pedestrian-friendly and add a 30-foot beach access for the public.”

Smith added that TradeWinds has considered funding improvements to the City’s stormwater system to reduce flooding issues, a consistent issue in the area.

“I’d like to add that what we’re proposing requires no changes to the local code,” Smith said.

TradeWinds will wholly fund the public improvements as well as the expansion.

Kava Down Looking for another place to sip?

Teaki Tavern Kava, Tea & Juices, 530 49th St. S., St. Petersburg, is opening on August 19.

It’s the creation of Adrienne Martinez, who bought the property in November 2021. Martinez says she hopes to re-create a community that she once found at Steep Station in St. Pete.

“When I moved here, I didn’t know anybody, so I started going to the kava bars,” Martinez said.

“It was like one big party at someone’s house. I met my family in the kava community.”

After August 29, Teaki Tavern Kava, Tea & Juices, will be open daily from 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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We hoped the RV would help diminish our chances of catching COVID. But what if we did get COVID – a thousand miles from home – with four people and two pets in a 24 foot RV? How would we bear up?

It wasn’t until the third summer of COVID – last month – that we found out. One night, nestled in a wooded valley in the Catskills, I woke with a fever. A rapid test confirmed a real case of clammy-cough-achy-fatigued COVID. (Full background: I have a serious vascular condition, called VEDS, that has made avoiding COVID important, so I’m fully vaxxed, boosted, and practice reasonable levels of avoidance in public without being insufferable.)

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S – philosophy is eager to take joy in life’s pleasures, while preparing ourselves so that we don’t wilt when we’re confronted with life’s challenges. I took my COVID episode as a chance to put this Zenlight philosophy to work. Instead of lamenting my situation, wallowing in negative thoughts and ruminating on the injustice of having our trip interrupted, I accepted it and moved on. I was grateful I wasn’t more sick.

Quarantining in an RV was a challenge. As a gesture, I put on a mask, and Monica moved a few feet away to our daughter’s bed (which is also the dinette). But, to use a buzzword from 2021, this attempt at distancing was “performative.”

“Oh, God,” Monica said the next morning, “We were kissing last night.”

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for people who are dating, not for married people. We responded by singing him the “Birds and the Bees and the Flowers and the Trees” song.

Forging ahead, I publicly declared my optimism, took some Tylenol and proceeded with packing up our campsite. The Zen quickly fled my body as I wrestled with the stubborn high-end camp chairs that have tested my patience since we invested in them five years ago. These “most comfortable” chairs are supposed to withstand a 300-pound human, yet they never opened or closed properly for my 175-pound frame. I destroyed that chair like Pete Townshend smashed his guitar at Woodstock.

“Very stoic,” Monica said, as I returned from depositing the mangled metal and canvas in the Dumpster, whistling “Won’t Get Fooled Again.”

But I digress. Within two days, Monica and our son also tested positive. Only our daughter and our pets were spared the scourge.

The good news: we got relatively minor cases. Monica lost her sense of smell which isn’t such a bad thing when you eat and sleep near a cat litter box. With two weeks left in our road trip, and complete uncertainty as to when we’d be able to resume our daily romps, we decided to start the long journey home. I approached the 25 hours of driving with the Stoicism I lacked when battling the camp chair.

After seeing people on social media get stranded indefinitely in overseas hotels waiting for a negative test, I’ve concluded that the RV isn’t the worst place to have COVID. With a full pantry (and a full kitchen and bathroom) we were able to eat, sleep, and travel 1,300 miles home without having to risk exposing anyone.

Three days later we were back in St. Pete – planning to resume our trip in August. I could moan about all the additional gas we’re going to have to burn because COVID interrupted our plans, but that wouldn’t be very stoic.

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Some things are here to stay.

For the 33rd year, the PAVA Cool Art Show returns to the St. Petersburg Coliseum for the weekend of July 23-24.

The St. Pete show showcases 60 Florida artists working in paint, wood, ceramics, metal, and photography. It’s got something for everyone, and as long-term PAVA contributing artist John Shelvin puts it, it’s the coolest place to be in the summer.

“It’s just a great juried show,” Shelvin said. “St. Pete is such a growing area, and so many people come from up north because they want to see some Florida. At least we’re inside, where the air conditioning is blowing.”

Shelvin, a Gulfport artist, is known for his “tropical funk” paintings with bold colors and splashy graphics. He’s worked as an artist since 1979, and was inspired from his time at a gallery in Key West during the ‘80s. For most of his art career, Shelvin worked as a traveling artist working with an advertising company. Nowadays, he’s painting and selling from his Gulfport home.

“It’s happy art,” Shelvin said. “Art should be fun.”

This year, along with exhibits from artists, PAVA has children’s activities, including (but not limited to) a scribble wall and hands-on paper-cut art activities. Anyone can watch the live demonstrations from artists Lorraine Potocki and Debra Thomas Weible. Both of these local creators are instructors at the

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Dunedin Fine Art Center and will demonstrate their painting skills on both days.

Fans of functional art may know Gulfport metal artist Eric Folsom.

He’s the creator of several metal sculptures around Gulfport and St. Petersburg, including St. Pete Fairgrounds. He also has work at Florida Craft Art. Folsom will bring his lightweight metallic unisex jewelry, delicate metal mobiles, and bowls to PAVA. “When I design a piece of jewelry, I make it for anybody,” Folsom said.

“Of course I think of women, especially with the earrings, but it’s unisex. I wear it all the time.”

Folsom says he’s bringing new designs to the show, a show he’s attended for close to 20 years.

It’s an artistic tradition he doesn’t plan to quit anytime soon.

“This show always pushes my limits, and I try to bring things people haven’t seen before,” Folsom said.

“It’s a great quality show and it always draws a good crowd.”

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‘Bingham’s Ledge’ Standout for Gulfport Community Players Our Theater Critic on the Summer One Acts

By Brian Shea

GULFPORT COMMUNITY PLAYERS

Theater-goers who attend the Summer One Acts get to vote on which play, actors, and directors will win a Cathy Award.

Nine plays comprise the Gulfport Community Players’ 20th Annual Summer One Acts, each from a different playwright. Each runs between 10 and 15 minutes. Audience members get ballots to vote for which play, actors, and directors will win a Cathy Award on Aug. 27.

For me, the winner is clear: “Bingham’s Ledge”, written by W.L. Newkirk.

“Bingham’s Ledge” was the gold standard of the night. It’s a quirky, moving, and surprisingly funny play about two strangers, a man and a woman. They arrive at the cliff’s edge, preparing to jump. Newkirk achieved what many others did not in the evening: A compelling story and character arcs that the audience audibly engaged with and connected to from beginning to end.

There was a deep communal connection with this play. Two characters start alone and lonely, feeling there is nothing more in this life for them. By the end of the story, they stand together holding hands, looking out over the abyss. I sat there and thought, “please let them realize they found someone to live

for.” All this happens in 10 minutes.

As the evening of plays continued, I kept thinking back on “Bingham’s Ledge,” wanting more of this story.

The other eight uneven plays left me confused, and made me think the stories these playwrights want to tell must be longer to be effective. Here’s a short rundown of what to expect: “The Football Game” by Jenell Lawlis emulates a “Saturday Night Live” skit. Four older women wearing sports jerseys sit around a TV watching a football game, acting like sexist men.

“Hostile Takeover” by Steven Miller is another skit with no discernible plot. A family gathers at their dinner table, but this family meeting is a corporate board meeting with bylaws, motions, and discussion of quarterly profits.

“The Meadow” by Ryan Kaminski is a mystery thriller with too much exposition and plot holes that left this short play a tad confusing.

“Imaginary Friends” by Enid Cokinus. A man returns to his childhood home to attend his father’s funeral.

His imaginary friend from his youth

appears. Like most of the plays included in this evening’s stories, this play needs more time for the playwright to develop the relationships and the story.

“Nice & Kind” by Stephen Taft.

A young man is sitting reading a book on a park bench when an older woman and her imaginary dog arrive, wanting to share the bench.

“Inherit The Dumb” by Carl Williams. A public-school teacher is called to a meeting with school officials to debate teaching Creationism alongside Evolution.

“The Paperboy” by Connie Schindewolf. This play has a “Twilight Zone” kind of feeling. An older widow is alarmed when she finds a strange man sitting at her breakfast table.

“Will’s Dramaturg” by Rich Rubin.

Shakespeare meets his career advisor at a pub. He repeatedly tells Shakespeare to remember his demographics.

It may serve the Gulfport Community Players better to find for future Summer One Act evenings four or five longer plays with more time to develop plot, characters, relationships, and story.

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25 Years of Memories, Gulfport, and Crab Cakes The little bungalow at 2913 Beach Blvd. S. in Gulfport is no longer serving crab cakes, wine, or anything else. On the weekends, Backfin Blue Café is now quiet, instead of bustling with guests and wait-listed seafood lovers checking the time.

After a quarter of a century, Backfin Blue Café owner Harold Russell is selling the Beach Boulevard property to Casa Florida, a Miami hotel group that purchases historical buildings and revitalizes them. They’ve yet to close the deal, but it’s under contract and expected to happen within a month.

“With the combination of supply prices rising and labor, the success of the last 25 years works against us,” Russell told The Gabber. “We couldn’t provide what people expected” The blue-and-red cottage will become part of Casa Florida’s vision of connecting the restaurant to Gulfport’s only hotel, the Historic Peninsula Inn. Casa Florida bought the inn this June for nearly $3 million. Owner Gaston Gonzalez plans to add a cocktail bar, a level of upscale flavor to the establish-

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BACKFIN BLUE

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The cottage-style seafood spot was known for its crab cakes and corn chowder.

ment, and paint it – perhaps pink.

The inn will connect to Backfin Blue Café, but it’s unclear what the restaurant will become. Russell will keep the name “Backfin Blue Café” and the phone number of the restaurant.

No matter what happens to the building, nothing can change the memories of the café for the peo-

ple who loved it. That includes Gulfportian Jeanette Perkins.

Perkins grew up around the crab-centric culture in Maryland and moved to Florida in the ‘80s. Backfin Blue Café was a nostalgic surprise for her in downtown Gulfport.

“We celebrated our two March birthdays there every year, although we dined there other times when we got a craving for crab cakes,” Perkins said.

Gulfport Merchants Chamber President Barbara Banno and her wife Morgan Banno had their wedding rehearsal dinner at Backfin Blue in 2019.

Former Gulfport Councilmember Dawn Fisher owned the property before it was ever a locally renowned seafood joint.

“I had no idea what it would become,” Fisher said of the restaurant’s success.

Russell may have learned how to create an award-winning restaurant, but he says now he’ll have to learn how “not to work.”

“It’s bittersweet. I’m 66, so it’s due, but I could have gone a little longer,” Russell said.

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Pre-restaurant, the cottage now known as Backfin Blue Café was a rental property. According to records from the Gulfport History Museum, the earliest known date of ownership of the building was in 1926. New Yorker John Ormston bought it and used it as a rental property. His first tenant was a Gulfport artist John Storms.

Decades passed, and a face many current Gulfportians recognize, Dawn Fisher, bought the building in 1995.

Fisher paid $69,000 for the property, which was then a duplex. Fisher stored furniture, including a grand piano her sister would play. Often, Fisher’s friends would sit on the porch and in the front room with a drink in hand.

“When I came to Gulfport it was a seedy little place waiting to bloom,” Fisher said. “I had some extra money, so I bought the place. Then I renovated it into a restaurant.”

In 1995, Harold Russell asked to buy it. He’d previously worked as a kitchen manager at Hurricane’s on St. Pete Beach and was ready to take a crack at ownership.

“When I said I was going to buy the house and make it a restaurant, people laughed at me,” Russell said.

“I didn’t have much money at that point. But it worked.”

He signed the lease in 1996 and eventually bought the property from Fisher in the early 2000s.

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“Harold’s a hardworking guy,” Fisher said. “When you meet him, you know that right away. So I decided to lease it to him.”

window, a paved courtyard, and restricted hours to only weekends.

Backfin Blue Café was the first place that Gulfportians Jonathan Micocci and Christine Crosby ate after they purchased a home in the city, 1997.

“We drove into Gulfport for the first time looking for a new home and by a fluke, met a motivated seller within an hour,” By lunch time, we were celebrating our move at Backfin, over crab chowder,” Micocci said. “We have had warm feelings for the place ever since and will miss it.”

To Barbara Banno, Backfin Blue Café represents home.

“Backfin was one of the first restaurants I went to when I first came to Gulfport,” Banno said. “It has the essence of a community

staple in this town.”

In 2019, Banno and her wife Morgan chose it as the location of their wedding rehearsal dinner for this reason. Morgan’s father fell in love with the crab cakes, and the couple has some corn chowder and crab stored in their freezer for when he comes to visit.

“That place is a piece of history,” Banno said. “Harold, his family, and his food will be missed.”

Maybe not missed for long. Russell told The Gabber he’d like to do pop-up crab cake sales during large-scale Gulfport events. He has yet to work out the details, but he wants to stay connected with the community that supported him.

“As hard as it was at times,” Russell said. “We had this magic moment in time for a split second.”

A Restaurant Remembered “When Harold opened his restaurant he got a lot of press, and people started coming to Gulfport to eat,” Fisher said. “It changed some things.”

On April 11, 1997, the St. Petersburg Times published a review of Backfin Blue.

“Even with the porch added on, this little frame house can’t hold everybody who’d get a kick out of being there,” the Tampa newspaper wrote.

In 25 years, not much changed for Backfin.

The small town restaurant was known for its Maryland-rivaling crab cakes, legs, and seafood. In later years, Russell added a gelato

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Memory Tours Those living with dementia and their caregivers are welcome to the free Morean Memory Tours. These private tours allow dementia patients to enjoy art in a centralized way. While the museum is closed, attendees will be given a 30-minute tour of the galleries and then participate in a 30-minute art project that relates to what was just discussed on the tour. Morean Arts Center, 719 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 9 a.m. moreanartscenter.org Southern Harvest is playing in Gulfport, and everyone is invited. This country-meets-rock group is always a good time. Come out for music, drinks, and dancing. Gulfport American Legion, 6440 5th Ave. S., Gulfport. 6:30 p.m. 727-347-6085.

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Through July 24 Theater Buffs Watch nine never-before-seen plays back-to-back at the Summer One Acts. Each year, writers from near (Gulfport) and far (not Gulfport) submit original 15-minute plays in the hopes of making it to the stage. This year, enjoy nine quick witted comedies, political pieces, and others. Refreshments available in the lobby.

Catherine Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. Through July 24: Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 2 p.m. $21.50 online; $25, door. gulfportcommunityplayers.org

class that will explain why this is vital and the different ways to have a routine. Finally, you’ll plan out your routine with an expert. Ticket price includes essential oils. Gulfport Recreation Center, 5730 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 6:30 p.m. $20. mygulfport. us/recreation

Burger-ish Debut Tommy & Mimi are bringing their acoustic act to St. Pete Beach to play an electric live mix of music from the Drifters, to Elvis, to Warren Zevon, and everything in between. Join them for toe-tapping fun, good eats, and cold drinks. Fun fact: This is their first time hitting Burger-ish. Burger-ish Bar & Grill, 4755 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach. 7 p.m. 727-954-0001.

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Things To Do continued from page 21 Saturday, July 23 Trash to Treasure One man’s aging garden gnome is another man’s great new lawn ornament. The St. Petersburg Garden Club is hosting its annual Trash to Treasure Sale and selling everything your garden needs for discounted prices! Come shop pots, plants, tools, soil, and everything in between. St. Petersburg Garden Club, 500 Sunset Dr. S., St. Petersburg. 9 .m.-2 .m. 727-381-8920.

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The show includes 60 Florida artisans selected to exhibit their paint, wood, ceramics, photography, metal, glass, fiber, digital, mixed media, and jewelry art. In addition to the traditional exhibit, PAVA will host hands-on children’s art activities for kids of all ages. The show will also feature two artists demonstrating their skills and techniques live. The Coliseum, 535 Fourth Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. pava-artists.org/cool-art-show-2022 Sunday, July 24 Dalí Stories Make story time surreal with a Saturday morning kid-friendly play date among some of Salvador Dalí’s greatest pieces of art. Museum volunteers will read Dalí-approved stories from books in the museum’s library and invite families to follow along. Storytime at the Dalí is hosted on the ground floor of the museum and gallery access is not included with the children’s event.

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Movie Night So I was like, totally buggin.’ Watch the iconic 1995 comedy “Clueless.” The movie is free, but

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Wednesday, July 27 Relax, Man On the fourth Wednesday of every month, Treasure Island’s Wellness Wednesday class introduces students to alternative healing methods. Learn the benefits of yoga, meditation, massage therapy, acupuncture, cupping, and Reiki – as well as others. It’s a chance to discover what wellness looks like for you. Treasure Island Event Venue, 130 126th Ave., E. Treasure Island.

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What a Drag Play Family Feud the St. Pete way – with drag queens at a bar. The glamorous Brianna Summers is hosting the fun, and she’ll have prizes for the winners.

Three teams of four each will play to win on a first come, first serve basis. Didn’t sign up fast enough this week? That’s OK, stick around for food, drinks, and a salty good time.

The Salty Nun, 2501 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 6:30 p.m. facebook. com/saltynun Thursday, July 28 The League Meet the women and activists who run The League of Women voters right here in Gulfport. Maryellen Gordan will teach “Voting 101” and explain what’s new (and what’s not!) this election. Gulfport Public Library, 5501 28th Ave. S., Gulfport. 1 p.m. mygulfport.us/gpl Read & Feed Book-lovers, come to a Read & Feed event centered around Kristin Harmel’s “The Book Of Lost Names.” This is a World War II story that flashes between the life of a semi-retired Florida librarian and her past life forging documents for fleeing Jewish children during the war. Discuss the book, the horror of its history, and how Eva (the novel’s hero) held up in the face of evil. Indian Shores Library, 1507 Bay Palm Blvd., Indian Rocks Beach. 6 p.m. The discussion is free, but dinner is $10. indian-rocks-beach.com

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Cary Altschuler, Lake Worth: “I’m a smoker. I bring a pocket ashtray with me but most people aren’t thinking of that. I’m fine with cities banning cigarettes on the beach, but I’d like to see a smoker’s area nearby.”

Jon Kile, St. Petersburg: “I agree with it, yes. Smokers have proven their unwillingness to discard their cigarette butts and I find they do not have a regard for the noses of people around them.”

Jennifer Altschuler, Lake Worth: “I totally agree that the beaches need to be cleaned. But there should be an offbeach smoker’s section.”

Virgina Parker, Gulfport: “I guess I have mixed emotions.

It doesn’t affect anyone who doesn’t smoke and for the people that do enjoy smoking, that ruins the way they enjoy the beach. I think if people would be responsible smokers, then that’s another story.”

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DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS - GULFPORT MERCHANTS CHAMBER

Gulfport Merchants Chamber is seeking a full-time Director of Operations to foster relationships among the business community, advocate on their behalf, and support economic growth in Gulfport. A job description and application are available at visitgulfportflorida.com/careers. Submit resumes to careers@visitgulfportflorida.com

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General GULFPORT LIONS CLUB Available for parties, weddings, meetings. Great waterfront location with full facilities. Call Jean for info and dates. 727-366-6341.

Wanted BUYING VINTAGE COSTUME JEWELRY HOUSE CALLS AVAILABLE Buying vintage costume jewelry from 1980s back. I make house calls or you may bring to Pinellas Farmers Market on Sunday, Booth 117. Icot Center, Clearwater. Call Kaye anytime at 239-560-2816. Available Monday through Saturday. Kaye's Vintage Jewelry.

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5213 Newton Ave S Gulfport $450,000

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Furnished Rentals WATCH DOLPHINS FROM YOUR WINDOW 1 BD/1BA, fully furnished condo in Town Shores. 55+, waterfront 5th floor, laundry same floor. Includes utilities except electric. Pool adjacent to building. Available 9/22, 6 month minimum lease. No pets, no smoking. $1975/month. Board approval & background check required. Calls only: 727589-2538.

Real Estate For Rent FOR RENT: 6940 SUNSET Building A, #1A, $1100/month, one bedroom apartment furnished. Can be occupied by July 20. $1100 security. Shown by appointment. No pets.

Basic cable, W/S/T included. Annual lease, must be approved by condo board. Call 727-347-8298.

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Real Estate Snapshots

Other Gulfport Home Sales Last Week

Here’s What Sold in Gulfport Last Week

2619 56th St. S. (Waterfront District) This 1963 home has 1,597 square feet, three bedrooms, and two baths. It listed for $699,000 and sold for $689,000.

5405 Gulfport Blvd. S. (Tangerine) This 1946 home has 2,286 square feet, five bedrooms, and three-and-a-half baths. It listed and sold for $520,000.

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6020 Shore Blvd. S., #511 (Town Shores) This 1,450-square-foot condo, built in 1974, has two bedrooms and two bathrooms. It listed for $495,000 and sold for $485,000.

5109 Tangerine Ave. S. (Tangerine) This 939-square-foot, three-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1980, listed for $429,000 and sold for $400,000.

6150 Gulfport Blvd., $392 (Stetson) This 1973 condo has 1,147 square feet, two bedrooms, and two baths. It listed for $289,000 and sold for $340,000.

2713 Beach Blvd. S. (Waterfront District) This 1,358-square-foot, two-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1924, listed and sold for $740,000.

3018 59th St. S., #411 (Town Shores) This 1,060-square-foot condo, built in 1971, has one bedroom and one-and-a-half bathrooms. It listed for $178,500 and sold for $180,000.

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