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ometimes, you get exactly what you want. Then again, sometimes, you don’t.So if you’re picking up this magazine and expecting the same old stories, i.e., a splattered chronicle of student’s favorite spots to hangout (all, disappointingly, on-campus chains) or a pointlessly crafted calendar of events you’ll never even consider stopping by, then go ahead and do yourself a favor: find the nearest recycling can, and throw Cooglife away. Because that’s not what this is at all.

Gone are the days of the Life & Arts section of The Cougar, with its reviews on albums of which you’ve never heard, unintelligible coverage of plays you won’t watch and shoddy lists of books you’ll never read. You didn’t notice because you were already glazing over it to get to the Sports section.

A solid farewell, too, to the Cooglife Special Sections of the past — although a few worthwhile ones still linger around, we bid goodbye and good riddance to a great number

of those half-assed, last-minute productions (again, I speak only of my own experiences in last year’s Career Guide). They’re transitioning into Cooglife, a magazine published by The Cougar that spends the necessary time generating quality stories that this city and this University warrant.

In fact, Welcome to Houston — and its future monthly counterparts, including the Sex and Coogs Choose editions — is a revved-up version of those that you’ve seen in the past, but with a little more flare and a lot more funk. Meanwhile, The Cougar’s newspaper can focus on the kind of hard-hitting daily reporting the students want to read.

Like I said — if you rascals want to keep reading the old bores, find another magazine. But you’ll miss out on plenty of ways to insult Houston, the best places to get drunk and pass out on campus and all the reason Austin hipsters need to never go back to the state capital.

And as for newcomers, we get it.

You’re getting the traditional Hous-

ton welcome, congestion and all.

That’s why we’ve made you a guide to roaming the urban sprawl and a J.J. Watt-hailing breakdown of the teams you’ve got to catch. Find out just how international the Bayou City can be, and back a first trip to the Chase Tower sky lobby with a hearty knowledge of the ever-growing skyline.

Even further, we’re venturing into lesser-known territory as one of the first student-run magazines in the nation. And how did we get here?

Maybe it’s that we’re Tier One. Maybe it’s that we’ve got Renu Khator for a president. Maybe it’s that The Cougar, and CoogLife by proxy, continues to serve you, the student body, by striving for the louder voice, the stronger message and the relatable stories that you deserve.

Or maybe, it’s that we’re just that damn good.

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THE PEOPLE We all have one thing in common: we’re Cougars. For whatever reason you

may be attending UH, the pride of the red and white is running through our bones and when you’re with friends who have the same pride instilled within them, it’s a winning combination.

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THE COMMUNITY Once you graduate from UH, you’ll become a part of an alumni network of

thousands. Alumni all around the world are proud to tell you that they are a member of the community. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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THE CITY Nestled in the heart of the fourth-largest city in the world, UH has to admit

that some of its glory comes from its namesake. In a city as diverse as Houston, students don’t have a problem finding their signature area within the city.

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THE ORGANIZATIONS Joining a student organization on campus not only helps you make friends

and connections that will last past your years at the University, but it’ll also give you something on campus to be involved in besides classes. Student organizations are the backbone to campus life at UH — whether you want to start planning events with the Student Program Board or fight for student rights in the Student Government Association.

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THE PRESIDENT We call her the chancellor and president, but she’s more like the queen — not

only the prime gal when it comes to UH affairs, but also in charge of all UH subsidiaries, like UH-Clear Lake and UH-Downtown. All that power and she stills takes the time to take selfies with students and never fails to wear red on Fridays. And how many presidents (or queens) offer up their personal blog?

Check it out; she gives a tip or two on leadership.

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THE CLASSES We’ve all gotten those emails telling us how we are one of three Tier One uni-

versities in the state (we refuse to name the other two.) The classes prove it.

Whether you’re in Dr. Bott’s CHEM 1301 class — wear red on Fridays for extra credit — or you just got out of the hardest math test of your life (thanks a lot, Calculus 3), you’re sure to have something to talk about the next day.

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THE EXPERIENCE

They say college can be the best years of your life and when you go to school in the middle of one of the most interesting cities in America, you better believe it. The mix of old and new students from all walks of life is sure to conjure up some great memories throughout your time at UH, whether you spent your weekends in a Chemistry study group or exploring all the nooks and crannies of Houston.

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THE CAMPUS While we may not have the biggest campus in the world, our school is far

from ordinary. From the shiny Student Center to the Grove next to the Moore’s School of Music, our campus has more than enough spots for you to get out of your dorm room and chill. That’s literal — we’re home to the first air-conditioned school building in the U.S. (thanks, Roy G. Cullen!)

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THE SPORTS With a new head football coach, new digs for the basketball teams to practice in and a brand new video board at Cougar Field, this is bound to be the best year for UH athletics yet. Plus, who doesn’t like winning teams and free entry to every game? If you don’t call that a perk, I don’t know what is.

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THE MASCOTS We have not only one, but two mascots – Shasta and his ladyfriend, Sasha.

Both can be seen around campus and at various events.They’re more than happy to show off their Cougar pride, but beware: Sasha has a bit of a jealous streak when it comes to ladies cuddling up to her man.

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When the fountain reopens this semester, students will once again be able to lie in the grass and snooze undisturbed. It’s not uncommon to see, among the hipsters making flower necklaces, plenty of planked individuals with their butts turned to the sky.

If you don’t want to wait for the grand reopening, there’s still the lawn left outside the fence. Although the scenery might not be as peaceful, it will still feel quiet enough for some shut-eye. And, then again, you’ll likely be wasted, so does it really matter?

Just a heads up: Classes are going to get stressful, and we deal with that in different ways. Some will dredge through the night, cramming for tests. Some will waste their study time complaining on Twitter. And others? Well, they’ll just get sloshed and go to parties to forget their obligations.

Under the pressure of all that studying, whining and drunkenness, you might need a break. Here are just a few places where you can go and likely find a bit of rest—or, you know, not get shipped to the drunk tank.

THE LEGACY LOUNGE If you’re not a fan of sweating and snoozing, take a trip to the Student Center South. While other students might be working diligently on class projects or papers, you can find solace in the comfort of the chairs and sofas.

If you want to take a group nap, grab a few friends and ask the desk for a key to a study room. Turn out the lights and catch a few Zs without interruption.

THE BURNOUT WALL Students, you’ve seen it. On the backside of the Social Work building, facing the Satellite and the Valenti School of Communication, where students lean against the wall for support in trudging through the swamp of Finals Week.

So kick back, relax and knock out for a few minutes…or hours… or days. It may not beat your grandmother’s couch, but it’s a nice place to sleep.

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Houston Parks JASMINE MORRIS Cooglife

Despite the luxury of attending a lively university in a major city the time will come when you’ve grown bored feel a strong desire to go outside, and need to see something beyond campus. In the event this feeling strikes, Houston parks offer a variety free fun of ways in which a person can let loose and feel one with nature.

Grab a friend, a ball, a bike, or a book to accompany you in any number of green spaces across the city to enjoy some free time.

HERMANN PARK 6201-A HERMANN PARK DRIVE, HOUSTON, TX 77030 This bustling park nestled between the Museum District and Houston Zoo is great for a scenic stroll or charming photoshoot with its picturesque design and historic monuments. Although their jogging/cycling trail is a city favorite, it has much more to offer than just space for exercise. Visitors can ride a train, have a picnic within view of numerous fountains, play in a public art structure shaped like a birds nest, rent a pedal boat, or see a concert at Miller Outdoor Theatre all in a single visit.

Don’t forget to take a detour into the tranquil Japanese Garden a “peaceful hideaway” within the park.

DISCOVERY GREEN 1500 MCKINNEY ST, HOUSTON, TX 77010 This bright epicenter of activity is easy to stumble upon if you’re walking through downtown Houston, and luckily there’s always something happening here. In addition to its lawns, gardens, restaurants, and play areas the “urban green space” frequently hosts festivals, concerts, pet events, fitness classes, kayaking lesson, and even transforms into an ice rink during the winter seasons. Be sure to check their website for details on daily events, or just go play any day from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.

BUFFALO BAYOU PARK 18-3600 ALLEN PARKWAY AND MEMORIAL DRIVE, HOUSTON, TX Featuring a stunning view of the Houston skyline, Buffalo Bayou Park has one of the city’s most popular jogging and biking trails for gradual elevation changes and consistently beautiful scenery. In addition to the

trails, the park includes Lee and Joe Jamail Skatepark which encourages skaters of all ages and mastery, the friendly Johnny Steele Dog Park, and several new water and nature attractions completed summer 2015. Be wary or excited about the bat colony that lives under Waugh Bridge which take flight from their crevice around sunset every evening.

HOUSTON ARBORETUM & NATURE CENTER 4501 WOODWAY DRIVE, HOUSTON, TX 77024 Escape into what feels like deep wilderness on a series of wooded nature trails, but don’t forget bug repellent!

Each trail is specifically designed for a unique sensory experience in mind, so it’s easy to get lost in the wildlife and wander.

All trails eventually lead back to the well air conditioned Nature Center which houses an interactive Discovery Room dedicated helping curious folks understand nature through a series of exhibits and activities. However, if you’re not in a learning mood but still want to hang out there’s a gift shop, refreshments available for purchase and an assortment of areas to just sit and chill.

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Houston Nicknames BRYCE DODDS Cooglife

You’ve probably already heard this, but, get used to it, because you’ll hear this a lot for the next few weeks: “Welcome to Houston!” Houston isn’t just any city — Houston is our city. It has an identity all its own, with many names to match the many faces. So, whether you’re a new Houston transplant or a longtime native, here’s a quick guide to help you learn a few of the names you might hear in your time at UH. SPACE CITY Houston is home to NASA at the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center.

With mission control serving as the primary contact in the heyday of the space race, the nickname arose in the late 60’s. In fact, the first transmitted words from Neil Armstrong were “Houston, Tranquility Base here, The Eagle has landed.” Houston continues to be one of the epicenters of outer-space exploration.

CLUTCH CITY One of the most recognizable nicknames for Houston, Clutch City came about after the 1994 and 1995 NBA titles won by the Rockets. Behind the skills and leadership of former Cougar Hakeem Olajuwon, the Rockets staged a series of improbable and amazing comebacks en route to back-to-back titles, earning them a moniker for the ages.

THE BAYOU CITY Houston boasts a series of 10 bayous which intersect throughout the city.

The most famous, Buffalo Bayou, runs through the heart of downtown.

The city was founded by Augustus Chapman Allen and John Kirby Allen right where the Buffalo and White Oak Bayous meet. Over the years, the bayous have played a large part in the Houston rise as an economic powerhouse with the establishment of the Houston Ship Channel. The bayous also serve as security for Houston residents, helping to contain runoff in the event of flooding.

Also of note is Brays Bayou, located just off the edge of campus. This nickname has also been rebranded on the Bayou Bucket, part of a tradition of competition in football with the Rice Owls. After a few years of no competition, the series is set to be revived in 2017. But the Cougars expect to retain the trophy.

southern hip hop, Screw served as a pioneer by slowing down the music and applying techniques to the music such as record scratching.

Houston has a long history of hosting many style of music, especially rap and hip hop, and the local artists quickly took to the “chopped and screwed” style, forming a hip hop super-group “Screwed Up Click.” Or

“SLC” for short. Led by DJ Screw, the groupSLC has hosted a number of Houston-area legends members from the Houston-area legends in the genre and continues to be active today. Houston quickly took to the music style that was all their own, and the nickname encapsulates exactly how the city is unlike any other.

ENERGY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD One of the largest forces behind the economy in Houston is the large number of energy-related businesses located here. Housing over more than 5,000 energy-related firms, Houston is a top producer of energy of all kinds, leading the way in the oil and gas field. 13 Thirteen of the 20largest national natural gas transmission companies corporations in the nation are located here —, in addition to more than 170 pipeline operation businesses. Both the Sam Houston Tollway and IH-10 West are lined by a large number-mass, dubbed Energy Park. Of the energy businesses, dubbed Energy Park. Because of this, a large number of This has allowed people from all nations have relocated to Houston since the establishment of Houston as the city became an energy powerhouse, lending to the amount of diversity found here.

SCREWSTON This one takes a bit more digging.

Houston is a hotbed of the “chopped and screwed” style of hip hop, attributed to DJ Screw, who pioneered the style in Houston. In a time of fast

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Sports Breakdown CARA SMITH Cooglife

In order to achieve maximum Houston literacy, you’ve got to have a steady handle on the basics of Houston’s biggest sports franchises. Thankfully, Houston’s got a myriad of entertainment offerings in the athletic world, whether you fancy a cheap night out in east downtown or are willing to cough up more cash for a Sunday night football game.

And just for good measure, even if you’re not a football junkie, you’ll look like a straight fool in Houston if you don’t know J.J. Watt’s number, position and Twitter handle.

MEN’S SOCCER: HOUSTON DYNAMO Where they play: BBVA Compass Stadium in EaDo, at 2200 Texas Ave. When they play:

The regular MLS season is usually held from March until October, with MLS Cup playoffs taking place that winter.

What you’ll pay: This is one of the most affordable teams to see on the list. Tickets start at around $20, and climb upwards of $100 for VIP seating.

Athlete to know: Brad Davis, midfielder, qualified for the U.S. Men’s National Team in the 2014 FIFA World Cup How they did last season: The MLS has two conferences, Eastern and Western. The Dynamo plays in the Western conference and is ranked No. 8 out of 10 conference teams.

Overall: A Dynamo game can be a lot of fun, and it’s incredibly affordable compared to Houston’s bigger teams.

The guys had an incredible 36-game winning stream in the 2013 season and are generally regarded as one of the MLS’s most successful franchises

– despite what their current standing suggests.

WOMEN’S SOCCER: HOUSTON DASH Where they play: BBVA Compass Stadium When they play: What you’ll pay: General admission starts at $15, and tickets climb up to $42 for President’s Club seating.

Athlete to know: Carli Lloyd, midfielder – y’know, the two-time Olympic gold medalist and player that just had the statistically best women’s World Cup performance in history.

How they did last season: Finished in last place with five wins, three draws and 16 losses.

Overall: The NWSL (National Women’s Soccer League) only formed in 2013, so the Houston Dash is a raw, fresh team in a city filled with established teams.

The team joined the NWSL in 2014, so do you part and support the ladies in orange.

MEN’S FOOTBALL: HOUSTON TEXANS Where they play: NRG Stadium in west Houston ( formerly known as Reliant Stadium) at Reliant Pkwy, Houston, TX 77054 When they play?

The NFL season starts in September, with the Super Bowl capping off the season in February.

What you’ll pay: A lot. You can probably get nosebleed-level seats for under $50, but some tickets nearing the field can climb near $250, even going up to $400 and $500 when it’s close to game-time.

Athlete to know: JJ Watt, defensive end, #99. He’s a cultural icon in Houston, and he’s a household name around the nation.

In his four seasons with the Texans, Watt’s won the AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year Award twice. He’s set two franchise records with the Texans. He’s also known for his philanthropic work and adorable H-E-B commercials he stars in alongside his mom.

How they did last season: Considering how they did in 2013 (2-14) the Texans’ 2014 record of 9-7

was a welcome change. The guys also have entirely new leadership under head coach Bill O’Brien, who replaced Gary Kubiak after eight years with the team.

MEN’S BASEBALL: HOUSTON ASTROS Where they play: Minute Main Park in EaDo at 501 Crawford St. When they play: The regular seasons runs from April to September, with the World Series happening in October.

What you’ll pay: Depends on where you want to sit.

You can sit in the outfield for around $15, while club seats will cost you around $100.

Athlete to know: Jose Altuve. Aside from him being one of the shortest players in the league at 5’5”, Altuve’s been a force of nature for the Astros since his 2011 debut. He’s been selected to three All Star Games and has a batting average of just over .3, which is excellent. Last season, the MLB’s average batting average was just around .25.

How they did last season: From 2010 until 2013, the Astros finished in last place in their division.

Last year was the first season that didn’t happen. In the midst of the 2015 season, they’re regarded as one of the best teams in the MLB.

MEN’S BASKETBALL: HOUSTON ROCKETS Where they play: Toyota Center in downtown Houston at 1510 Polk St. When they play: The 2014 NBA season just ended.

It’ll start up in October and finish in April, with playoffs beginning later that month.

What you’ll pay: After last season’s sky-high performance, you’ll have to cough up some serious cash. You’re looking at paying anywhere from $30 to a few hundred bucks.

Athlete to know: James Harden. Fear the beard.

How they did last season: They finished 56-23, the third best in their history. They advanced all the way to the Western Conference Finals (AKA, the finals you need to win to get to the NBA Finals), but fell

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Social Media Houstonians Hit ‘Follow’ for these Houstonian Insta-bloggers KARIS JOHNSON Cooglife

Social media today is often associated with preteens and Starbucks drinks. But these five Houstonian bloggers have found a way to avoid the “selfie Sundays” and bring original creativity to the table. Each account boasts culture and diversity unique to Houston, featuring quality photography on one of the biggest social networking sites in the world. Hit the “follow” button on these insider accounts to catch a glimpse of the colorful inner-workings of H-town.

@houtxgrown Amidst stunning shots of Houston’s graffiti, Ivan Rodriguez captures an often-overlooked section of Houston’s art scene. Rodriguez also gives a social media shout-out to street artists by tagging them in shots of their work. His blog displays mostly

graffiti, but occasionally a stunning downtown city-scape will make an appearance. Follow Rodriguez for inspiration to head out and explore these featured murals for yourself.

@tschoutx Filmmakers J.E. Hernandez and A.J. highlight hidden corners in Montrose and sprawling shots of downtown to document the city. This account is centered around their vision to create and score an original film about Houston. The low-budget art project has been in the works over the past year, and according to the blog’s website www.toscoreacity.com, their mission is to “document the Houston we know and love, but also document that which we didn’t.” Each post features an insightful perspective on Houston’s architecture, culture and people. Keep up with their progress as the creators work toward making a film “all Houstonians can appreciate and relate to.”

@edoardovillan This blog gives photography a makeover with a fresh look on life in Houston. Shots on the account play up the architectural symmetry and simple beauty found in the 713. Capturing raindrops on office windows and time-lapse shots of cars racing down Highway 59, Villan creates a raw impression of the city. Many of his posts use angles and stark color contrasts to turn a daily commute into an art show. For more of his photography, visit Villan’s website www.villanvisuals.com. Scroll through colorful portraits and enjoy the view through his creative camera lens.

@hailiedurrett Don’t let cozy latte posts and personal anecdotes fool you – Hailie Durrett is the creator a one-of-a-kind blog known as The Coffee Stories Project.

Durrett takes a Humans-of-New-York approach with her project, giving it her own twist by playing on people’s

love for coffee and conversation.

Check out café portraits of Houstonians at www.thecoffeestoriesproject.com, or enjoy the antics of her cat, Archibald Claudius Durrett, on this creative Instagram account.

@livelifeloveall Get up close and personal with vibrant graffiti featured daily on this art-centric blog. From peeling murals on abandoned buildings to fresh portraits blasted onto train cars, these photographs takes a close look at street art’s diversity. Each post melds with the next to create an accurate mosaic of some of the most innovative artists featured on Instagram.

Go eye-to-eye with the spray-painted faces of graffiti art and their eccentric creators.

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DOWNTOWN THE TUNNELS

The seven-mile underground mall lies 20 feet under Downtown’s streets, connecting 83 buildings, a huge change from the initial two downtown movie theater linkage. Enter from the McKinney Garage and you’ll see small shops and various restaurants to eat from, like the affordable Baoz Dumplings. Try their combo lunch specials, which include 18 dumplings plus two sides. —SZ Monday–Friday, 6 a.m–6 p.m.

930 Main St., 77002 In front of the main Houston library is a courtyard with colorful designs. Color explodes upward in the form of strange men and women, many of which are homeless. You can find these same lost souls reading, sleeping and, more often than not, getting kicked out shortly after. It is one of the few free places where you can find refuge, knowledge and escape. It is a fixture in downtown life, and patronage helps it grow. Go ahead and visit; you’ll find something you weren’t even looking for. —HS

CENTRAL LIBRARY FRANK’S PIZZA Home of the “late-night slice,” Frank’s takes the college student’s favorite dish and serves it the college student’s favorite way — at 2 a.m. in a cramped bar with plenty of beer. Add to that the loud noises of the open kitchen and you get the real charm of the nocturnal restaurant, which boxes pizza by-the-slice for lone travelers with pocket change. By day and by night, Frank’s trundles on with a bustling atmosphere akin to Houston’s own.—TS

Monday–Thursday, 10 a.m.–8 p.m.

Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m.

Sunday 1 p.m.–5 p.m.

500 McKinney St., 77002

MIDTOWN CELTIC GARDENS

Celtic Garden is located in the heart of Midtown’s bar scene; it has a versatile atmosphere, with a bar that is half-inside half-outside. Celtic Garden is a cool scene, and it attracts a nice variety of twenty-somethings. It crowds on weekends, so expect to have a difficult time finding seating and getting to the bar. Pro tip: if you do manage to find a place for your group to sit, guard it with your life. —KS Monday–Friday, 3 p.m.–2 a.m.

Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.–2 a.m.

2300 Louisiana St., 77006

Sunday–Wednesday, 11 a.m.–10 p.m.; Thursday 11 p.m.–1 a.m.

Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m.–3 a.m.

417 Travis St., 77002

LOLA’S DEPOT Some nights you get lost in the middle of midtown and find yourself under the dimly lit neon twinkle-lights among a land of stickers and graffiti quotes that absolutely make no sense.

Don’t despair. In fact, count yourself lucky, because you’ve discovered Lola’s Depot. The eccentric dive bar’s strong drinks and low prices would make even Futurama’s Bender proud.

And by low prices, I mean $1.75 margaritas on Happy Hour (6 to 7 p.m. and then again from 9 to 11 p.m.) and $1.75 Pabst Blue Ribbon every day. Plus, the jukebox is amazing. —SZ 2327 Grant St., 77006 Monday–Sunday, Open 24 hours

PAVEMENT HOUSTON If you like Urban Outfitters but aren’t crazy about the prices, Pavement might help. This new and used apparel store, next to Leopard Lounge, racks clean and modern styles for women and men. While you can easily find laid-back clothing (boho-chic, retro, vintage and so on) you can also find sophisticated and romantic pieces on sale; think Ann Taylor sheer blouses, but for as low as $15. Just as well, guys get a nice range, from preppy shorts to the gym-is-my-life muscle shirts. Even better, you can get them at a steal. Note: You might as well help yourself into a dressing room; it’ll save you five minutes, no joke. —SZ Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–9 p.m.

Sunday, 11 a.m.–8 p.m.

1657 Westheimer Rd., 77006

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EAST DOWNTOWN 8TH WONDER BREWERY

Paying due diligence to the Astrodome’s unofficial title, 8th Wonder really is one of those destinations you’ve just got to see. With tours of the machinery running daily at 4 p.m. and plenty of brews serves until much later, the brewery is sure to delight both the beer connoisseur and the occasional partaker.—TS Monday–Friday, 3 p.m.–10 p.m.

Saturday, Noon–10 p.m.

Sunday, Noon–6 p.m.

2202 Dallas St., 77003

TEXAS ART ASYLUM

Outside, Texas Art Asylum’s walls mount painting of two great cats; inside, their living inspirations roam as evidence of the laid-back and accessible nature of the shop.

Seeming to be filled with junk, the Asylum proves the old adage — at second, the junk actually is treasure. Whether you’re painting, sewing, putting together a collage or building a cigar-box guitar, Art Asylum’s eclectic inventory can supply both the material and atmosphere to cultivate an honest masterpiece. —HS

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The outside presence is unassuming, sure, but inside feels warm and cozy enough to fall into a good book for a bit, and the friendly staff can keep you there for hours.

Promoting coffee, espresso creations and myriad vegan baked goods, Doshi House is a hidden gem that can meet all your needs for both health and happiness.—TS

CREAM BURGER This near-campus favorite takes me back to a simpler time, where burgers don’t cost $6, the likelihood of complementary fries seems inevitable and I don’t have to worry about the quality of the beef — I’m just thrilled to have enough change left over for a root beer float afterward.—TS Monday, 11:30 a.m.–9 p.m.

Tuesday, 11:30 a.m.–Midnight Wednesday, 11:30 a.m.–9 p.m.

Thursday–Saturday, 11:30 a.m.–Midnight.

3481 Elgin St., 77004

Monday–Friday, 8 a.m.–8 p.m.

Saturday, 11 a.m.–8 p.m.

Sunday 11 a.m.–5 p.m.

3419 Dowling St., 77004

“Music, art, coffee” seems a too-small slogan for this café, which can double a mean vegetarian sandwich which a delectable frozen iced espresso drink. Plus, if the hipster interior deters you, there’s bountiful space on the patio to enjoy studying or relaxing. If you frequent enough, you might catch some of the local talent pool of spoken word artists and bands, which Bohemeo’s supports and promotes often.—TS Monday and Tuesday, 7 a.m.–10 p.m.

Wednesday and Thursday, 7 a.m.–11 p.m.

Friday, 7 a.m.–Midnight Saturday, Noon–Midnight Sunday, Noon–10 p.m.

708 Telephone Road, 77023

Sunday and Monday, closed; Tuesday–Friday, 10 a.m.–6 p.m.; Saturday, 10 a.m.–8 p.m.

1719 Live Oak St., 77003

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BOHEMEO’S

FRENCHY’S

Move out of the way, Kentucky Fried Chicken, because Houston’s most notable food chain is also one of its best. You might think the greasy tenders are available just as good at the nearby Popeye’s, but I disagree — and Beyonce, who’s been known to drop by, would beg to differ, too.—TS Monday–Thursday, 10 a.m.–1 a.m.

Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m.– 3 a.m.

Sunday, 10 a.m.–1 a.m.

3919 Scott St., 77004

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HEIGHTS FITZGERALD’S

If you’re looking for a good concert, look no further than Fitzgerald’s. From hosting nationwide, head-lining acts to giving local bands a start, Fitzgerald’s is a great place to see live music. Originally, it was built for Polish immigrants to gather before Sara Fitzgerald bought it in 1977. Since, renovations have allowed an ambience for metal, rap, blues and rock-and-roll. —BD Open evenings for concerts 2706 White Oak Dr., 77007

VINYL EDGE

Boasting anything from punk to blues and jazz, Vinyl Edge has a great collection of records, CDs and posters. Vinyl Edge is also a fantastic place to get into the vinyl game if you don’t know where to start. They can help you find the right record player for you, setting you up with a few introductory records to get you into the world of music. —BD

BUFFALO EXCHANGE

After food and gas, buying new clothes is arguably a college student’s biggest expense — unless you plan to wear the same outfit five days a week. This widely-known chain thrift store, is the answer to your clothing needs, especially if those needs are vintage. From casual tees and shorts to nicer dresses and button-downs, Buffalo Exchange is for guys and gals alike, and it’s a good starting place if you plan to check out the other thrift shops along Westheimer, including Taxi Taxi, Blackbird and Pavement. Plus if you’re looking for some extra cash, you can sell your personal items at a good prize. Be ready to bargain. —JS Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–9 p.m.; Sunday, 11 a.m.–8 p.m.

1617 Westheimer Road, 77006

LA FENDEE

This Mediterranean grill has it all: kabobs and shawarma, gyros and hummus — even burgers. If you’ve never eaten Mediterranean food, it’s a great option. Bring your own beer and wine for a chill evening with friends, or order ahead and pick up your food to go. Either way, La Fendee is an affordable and delicious choice for students.—JS

Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–7 p.m.

Sunday, Noon–6 p.m.

239 W 19th St, 77008

Monday–Wednesday, 11 a.m.–Midnight Thursday, 11 a.m.–1 a.m.

Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m.–3 a.m.

Sunday, 11 a.m.–Midnight.

1402 Westheimer Road, 77098

AGORA

BOOMTOWN COFFEE Located in the heart of the Heights and founded back in 2011, Boomtown focuses on delicious specialty coffees and keeping great relationships with their growers. With new batches roasted daily, the best way to find your new favorite blend is to stop in and ask for recommendations. If you’re feeling a little hungry, sample the menu, which has scrumptious selections like the Boomtown Taco, consisting of fried eggs, avocado, black beans and cheese.

Check it out. —BD Monday–Friday, 6:30 a.m.–7 p.m.

Saturday, 7 a.m.–8 p.m.; Sunday, 7 a.m.–7 p.m.

242 W 19th St, 77008

With its dark, cozy atmosphere, Agora is one of our favorite coffeehouses in the city. Bring your laptop and decide whether you’d like to sit outside on the patio, take in the view from upstairs or curl up on a couch below.

The music from Agora’s jukebox can be loud in the evenings, but headphones easily block it out.

Don’t fret if you can’t snatch one of the 10 parking spots outside; street parking is always available nearby.—JS Monday–Sunday, 9 a.m. to 2 a.m.

1712 Westheimer Road, 77006

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BELLAIRE

RUSS PITMAN PARK

At the corner of Evergreen and Newcastle, this four-acre estate transforms into a nature trail.

The park features wooded pathways, play areas, covered picnic tables, a rehabilitation aviary and plenty of plants and critters to discover. Plus, the Nature Discovery Center offers interactive classes and guided tours. Most importantly, this mini adventure is always free.

—JM Monday–Sunday, 6 a.m.–9:30 p.m.

7112 Newcastle St., 77401

UPTOWN HINES WATERWALL PARK

Created in 1983, the Gerald D. Hines Waterwall Park stands as the centerpiece of Uptown. At 64 feet, the waterwall provides a beautiful backdrop to any picnic. But don’t get caught standing in the Waterwall basin — that’s against park rules. —MR Sunday–Saturday, 8 a.m.–9 p.m.

2800 Post Oak Blvd, Houston, TX 77056

BLACK DOG RECORDS

Vinyl lovers and inexperienced music explorers alike can get lost in Black Dog Records’ expansive collection. From Beyoncé to Pink Floyd, any music lover is sure to find something they’ll enjoy for reasonable prices. The staff prides themselves on being friendly and available to help, so don’t be afraid to ask questions or just chit chat. They often feature DJs and live bands in-store, so keep an eye on their Facebook and Instagram for local artist features and occasional concert ticket giveaways. —JM Monday, closed; Tuesday through Sunday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.

4900 Bissonnet St., 77401

DAN’S VITAMIN HOUSE

Voted best smoothie in Houston by the Houston Press, Dan’s Vitamin House is a hole-in-thewall that’s been serving locals for nearly 30 years. Not only do they have damn good smoothies, but a portion of their profits go directly toward orphanages, so you’re helping a good cause with every purchase. If smoothies aren’t your thing, they also have a vast collection of vitamin and energy supplements with staff on hand to aid you in your healthy lifestyle. —AT Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–6 p.m.

Sunday, closed.

3861 Bellaire St., 77025

THE GALLERIA

The largest mall in the state offers stores for all budgets. The first level features luxury boutiques such as Burberry and Louis Vuitton that are great to window shop in for those who may not be able to afford the goods within. The second floor of the mall has PacSun, Apple and the LEGO store that might be better-suited for the all-too-often penny-pinching college kid. The mall also accounts for two hotels, office towers and a private health club. —MR Sunday, 11 a.m.–7 p.m.; Monday–Saturday, 10 a.m.–9 p.m.

5085 Westheimer Road, 77056

CRAVE CUPCAKES

Not all cupcakes are created equal. The bakery has more than 17 cupcake flavors on any given day that rotate throughout the week. Served as both regular-sized and mini-sized, the cupcakes are made without preservatives and baked in small batches throughout the day to ensure freshness. Enjoy your cupcakes with a freshly brewed crave coffee cup. —MR Monday–Friday, 8 a.m.–8 p.m.

Saturday, 9 a.m.–8 p.m.; Sunday, 10 a.m.–7 p.m.

1151 Uptown Park Blvd #06, Houston, TX 77056

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FIFTH WARD

FIFTH WARD JAM

MO MO’S CHICKEN & WAFFLES

When you’re young and naive, you think that peanut butter and jelly are the perfect couple, but one dine-in at Mo Mo’s, whose interior bleeds a scarlet red like the university’s, opens your eyes to another winning combniinations: crisp poultry and the contoured brother of the pancake. Plus, since the dish mixes breakfast with dinner, Mo Mo’s makes a great option for any meal.—TS Monday, 8 a.m.–Noon; Tuesday–Friday, 9 a.m.–8 p.m.

Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m.–8 p.m.

3419 Liberty -Road, 77026

This sculpture was built by artists Dan Havel and Dean Ruck. The sculpture is similar to the Inversion sculpture in Montrose built in 2005. Havel and Ruck created Fifth Ward Jam in 2011 with planks from the interior of other dilapidated houses in Fifth Ward and fixing them to look like an explosive splash of wood. Unlike Inversion, Fifth Ward Jam has a stage in front of all the artwork.

Local artists have set up and played live music for the local residents at the park.

It’s also a nice spot to hang out with a friend. There are picnic tables so bring a lunch with you. —ED Open for events 3705 Lyons Ave., 77026

NICKEL SANDWICH GRILLE

This is a nice spot to grab some lunch on the go, but they do have a couple tables and chairs set up in a porch area if you want to dine in. Perfect spot if you’re on a budget, I went with my girlfriend and spent less than $15 on the both of us. The menu ranges from seafood baskets, cheeseburgers and po’boy sandwiches. I recommend the catfish po’boy, it was a fried catfish filet with lettuce, pickles and tartar sauce with homemade seasoned fries on the side. I recommend the Nickel Sandwich Grille regardless if you’re on a budget or just looking to try something new. —ED Open for events 3705 Lyons Ave., 77026

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TREY STRANGE Cooglife

It begins with a left turn off Westheimer at Voss, where the freshly built Pollo Tropical idles in turquoise splendor. The chain, which offers Caribbean as a fast food delicacy, seems to prepare its dishes in a hearty, homogenized and (I’d presume) wholly American way.

I’m sure the obnoxious blue would feel exotic in a less cultured location, but that isn’t Houston — and it definitely isn’t Hillcroft, whose north end begins at this bustling intersection.

The street, alongside the eponymous surrounding region, has become known for its population and ethnic variety. It represents Houston, which greedily claims the most diversity in the whole union.

In fact, Bob Stein, a dean of Rice

University’s college of social sciences, declared Hillcroft an amalgam of all the city’s diverse groups in an article by the Houston Chronicle.

“Hillcroft is disorganized but not necessarily unorganized development,” Stein said. “It is what Houston is all about. When you go from one end of Hillcroft to the other end, you cross every ethnic and racial group in our city. As a result, I want to say it is a microcosm.”

Amazingly, (even though he’s from Rice) Stein is right. Running through Brays Oaks, Gulfton and the recently deemed Mahatma Gandhi District, the bustling avenue pieces together Houston’s own story in its strip malls as it cuts southward.

Take a simple bakery down the street from Pollo Tropical, Abdallah’s,

even though it’s a few more blocks of travel, and try the spinach fatayar pie or Lebanese zataar bread, which are two dishes that my suburban-dwelling mother could never pronounce, much less prepare.

Commanded by a family of emigres from Lebanon and stocked full with towers of fresh bread and baked goods, Abdallah’s—like the others in the neighborhoods—offers what dine-and-dash chains cannot: a genuine home-style meal. Hillcroft’s Houston doesn’t throw international dishes in a paper bag for carryout; it welcomes you, seats you in a chair and serves you with plenty of charm.

But Hillcroft doesn’t stop with bakeries. Continue a few blocks, and you’ll find immersion in the caring arms of Marines Empanadas Delicias, where one uncultured white kid can not only ask without shame the difference between Tex Mex and Colombian foods, but the staff will also graciously show him how it should be eaten.

Houston’s Hillcroft isn’t just international cakes and pastries – it’s the acceptance and understanding between different people.

Of course, the international city has as diverse a lifestyle, too.

Set apart from the generic HEB and Fiesta, Hillcroft’s grocery stores, like Patel Bros., and Indian food market where boys can be seen running around and sipping on the popular Mango Swad drink. Houstonians from near and far, in all different colors, gather to experience culture not only at the table but also in the kitchen.

Drive a bit further through the residential abyss and you arrive at a somewhat unexpected end, a Baskin Robbins , another chain — like the Pollo Tropical.

It’s almost a shame that the mighty road, a burgeoning cultural nexus for eating and merriment without cultural borders, should begin and end with chains. That a chain, America’s way of easing into an international dish, should be on the welcoming committee for the

eight-mile stretch of “pure Houston,” as Chron reporter Tara Dooly wrote.

Then again, in a city where McDonald’s and Starbucks stretch across most corners, maybe it’s just another part of the culture.

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JENAE SITZES Cooglife

When you think of famous Texas festivals, Austin City Limits and South by Southwest probably come to mind, but Houston is home to an abundance of festivals itself. Festivals are a year-round occurrence, and while the list is much too long to print here, this small selection is proof that life is never dull in the Bayou City.

GREEK FESTIVAL: MAY LOCATION: MONTROSE Escape the dining halls and chow down on plates of souvlaki, spanakopita and other authentic foods at this four-day festival held every May. Take in the mouthwatering smells as you browse shops and buy Greek art and jewelry, watch Greek dancing and cheer on competitors in the Gyro Eating Contest. Check the schedule

online for days and times you can get in for free. Seriously, Greek Fest is your chance to eat so many gyros you can’t move – no one will judge you, promise.

PRIDE HOUSTON: JUNE LOCATION: DOWNTOWN Houston is home to the largest Pride Celebration in the southern United States. The festival brings together LGBT individuals and their allies in a show of support for the community.

Following a week of events, the celebration is held on the last Saturday in June and has seen 425,000 attendees from around the world. While the festival has long been held in Montrose, the 2015 Pride Celebration moved to downtown. The festival is free to attend, and the parade begins at sunset. Be prepared for anything at this one, whether its men wearing nothing but spandex pants and a bowtie, drag queens on roller skates or people in cosplay. It’s all part of

the fun.

HOUSTON DRAGON BOAT FESTIVAL: OCTOBER LOCATION: SECOND WARD Dragon boat racing is a traditional water sport from Hong Kong that is growing in popularity worldwide, and every year, Houston hosts its own competition along Buffalo Bayou. The boats are 40-feet long and require more than 20 paddlers to operate. Whether you’re participating in the races or simply watching, the Dragon Boat Festival is definitely worth the visit, with live music, cultural performances and plenty of food vendors to choose from. If you need volunteer hours, Dragon Boat Fest organizers will gladly give them to you. Best part: admission is free.

TEXAS RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL – OCTOBER–NOVEMBER LOCATION: TODD MISSION, TEXAS This one’s technically outside city limits, but trust us — it’s worth the hour-long drive. Texas is home

to the country’s largest Renaissance-themed park, and it’s just 50 miles from Houston, so get a carpool together and check it out. Spanning eight weekends in October and November, every week has a theme, such as “Pirate Adventure,” “All Hallow’s Eve” and “Celtic Christmas.”

With artist demonstrations, daily performances, food and drinks from all over the world and more than 400 shops to peruse, you’ll want to return weekend after weekend to explore this festival. Costuming is encouraged.

HOUSTON WHATEVER FESTIVAL: NOVEMBER LOCATION: EADO Last year, Houston debuted its own version of Austin’s Fun Fun Fun Fest with a new, two-day music and comedy festival that showcased 70+ artists of all genres on five stages. The Whatever Fest will take over East Downtown for the second time in November and is sure to bring even more acts to its eclectic lineup, with local vendors and food trucks also showing up for the party. Slacking in self-promotion for its first year, the festival has a lot to prove, but we hope Whatever Fest will continue to grow and improve in coming years.

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HOW DO I SEE HOUSTON? Houston hits hard. It’s a concrete jungle, an urban sprawl made up of millions of beating hearts. Real people make it their home. They try hard every day, and sometimes they fail. But you could fail anywhere, and there’s no better place in the American Southwest.

THAT ONE WEIRD CITY “Keep Austin Weird” applies to the Urban-Outfitters-wearing, Austin-City-Limits-flocking trendy-tattoo-sporting yuppies that dominate the city’s image. If Houston used such a slogan — which it never would because Houston isn’t so self-involved — it would be “Keep Houston Screwed Up.”

There are a lot of homeless on these Bayou streets. There’s crime, too. Maybe that’s a bit of self-involved pretension. There’s also art, love, success and intelligence. That’s an incredibly beautiful part of this city. There is just something about this city and its erratic heart rate… but whereas that catches the eye, something else makes you stay.

There is a deep sense of care here. The Houston Food Bank is the nation’s largest food bank and helps feed 18 Texas counties. All cities follow this pattern of charity, but Houston sets the tone of how it should be done.

The mosaic of human stories is iridescent here. It’s OK to be scared.

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THAT ONE RICH CITY For some reason, Houstonians hate Dallas. It’s a drive-through city for many Houstonians. This makes the source of hatred sometimes uncertain. There’s that tall structure that looks like a rigid tadpole. The Reunion Tower, it’s called. But what else is there, beyond the skyline? All other knowledge comes from the show “Dallas.” It’s a place of oil tycoons and betrayal. Maybe that doesn’t sound different from Houston, but whereas money and treachery is the focal point of Dallas’ life, they are just one facet of Houston. Any similarities stop at the surface.

Dallas is more racially segregated. It’s black and white, and Hispanics are nearly invisible. And the wage disparity is kind of different there.

The rich white people live in safe subdivisions while the poor black people are in the projects. There’s not much variation between that, or at least, not as much as in Houston.

If Dallas was situated farther down, closer to the border, it could have ended up just like Houston.

Houston’s location makes it a nexus of culture. Dallas can offer sports and oil money — and the life that pinwheels from those subjects.

But for many Houstonians, it’s hard to go deeper.

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Austin is a bit like a pair of white-washed jeans: worn-looking without the hardship.

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Fort Worth is a part of the DFW Metropolitan area. As such, it could be seen as a tumor on the larger tumor that is Dallas.

They’ve got a bit of an identity crisis going on. They want to be like Dallas, but there aren’t enough snobby white rich people. They want to be cool, but they’re main attraction is the stockyards, which celebrates a

dead age of cattle drives.

Since the age of mechanical reproduction, improved farming techniques, and the death of the homey sustenance farmer family, the townspeople, like everyone else, have eased into a sedentary lifestyle.

Conservative Christians run amok and, at a young age, children put on the sorting hat and are granted passage to either the world of cows and snakeskin boots or the realm of... whatever hipsters wear.

There is also homelessness, like everywhere else. But most people might not think of it when they think of Fort Worth. That’s part of this grand illusion of safety and comfort and suburban quiet — people ignore the problems (and people) in front of them because they don’t fit in their daily lives.

Insert Fort Worth every time you’re talking about Dallas, because, in this way, the cities are the same.

They both have this illusion, this false security. It’s a complex issue that maybe you have to live there to understand.

That illusion has no room to pass in Houston. It crashes and burns like a wayward meteorite.

Houston is a place of history, of many rises and many falls. The people here don’t have time to be phony. Their systems are ingrained with a desire to be frightfully real.

THAT ONE CITY WITH THE OLD BUILDING A desert metropolis, San Antonio emits a romantic vibe. But that vibe fades once you’re there for a bit. It ends up being a city of landmarks and gimmicks.

They have the Alamo, the source of Texas pride and the inspiration for future victory. Located within the bustling city, one can imagine the battle raging on in the Catholic mission. It is nice to picture Spanish missionaries settling down by the big San Antonio River, planning their futures. They are articles of antiquity now, but their efforts blossomed, and

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The juxtaposition of the past and the present is jarring and arousing, though maybe only for someone who is into history. Educational trips can only occupy the mind for so long.

Then there is the River Walk, which is enticing at first. Rivers are the bigger and better version of bayous. The River Walk, a focal point of entertainment in San Antonio, would be a rightfully attractive place for Houstonians. There are places to eat on the walk, as well as places to dance and fall in love. Basically, it’s the best vacation spot within a threeto-four-hour drive. Caverns and other, less historical missions dot the area, making it filled with day trips.

And of course there is Six Flags Fiesta Texas. Not much more needs to be said there, as it is one of the most well-known attractions of the area.

People come to Houston to make a life. People go to San Antonio for roller coasters, which are fun the first few times. But who wants to live in a place known for their theme park?

A vacation spot isn’t a home. If it were, it would be where you’re moving, not where you’re visiting.

THAT ONE CULT CITY The home of the Cult … sorry, the Aggies. College Station and Bryan basically make up one city, though perhaps “town” is a better word.

Without Texas A&M University, it would be much smaller, like the empty Texas ghost towns that it pines for. Southern hospitality and the lack thereof run this place. You become accustomed to men holding doors open for women, a true and enviable respect for our veterans and a romantic sense of school pride.

Houston has multiple universities, sports teams and a sprawling demography. As a small town, College Station is able to devote its focus to singular pursuits. That is the best part about College Station. You get the small-town aesthetic while still having access to good education, a mall, sports, nature, somewhat of a nightlife, and even an Olive Garden.

But then there is the fanaticism over tradition. Don’t walk over the seal; stand up during the game; let’s have male yell leaders instead of cheerleaders; say ‘howdy’ to every single living thing you pass; buy an Aggie ring, get a job. There are nice

ones as well, and none of them are detrimental, but after a certain point a stranger to that town will start to wonder if they are stuck in a loop.

There is also a deeper analysis available. Bryan is called a neighboring town, but it is wholly part of College Station. And yet it doesn’t receive the perks that College Station gets. Let’s just say you’ll never see a homeless man sleeping or panhandling near campus. The focus on the university and the pride involved sometimes overshadows the bigger issues. In Bryan, there’s only the dilapidated historic downtown and

the customary trappings of a fast food nation.

That doesn’t happen in Houston. Everybody has a chance to get noticed here, even if it is the fourth most populous city in America Let’s all just be thankful we don’t live in Amarillo.

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CARA SMITH Cooglife

Who says that being outside the Loop keeps you out of the loop?

While young Houstonians flock to the city’s inner Loop (the area inside the 610 Loop), there’s sprawling communities and entertainment available throughout the greater Houston area. We’ll even bet it’s cheaper than the stuff you’ll find inside the Loop.

TOP GOLF KATY: 1030 MEMORIAL BROOK BLVD. SPRING: 560 SPRING PARK CENTER BLVD. Cost: Expect to spend around $15-$40 per person, including food and drinks.

As further proof of its greatness, Top Golf is one of the city’s most popular hangouts for young Houstonians. It’s a multi-story driving range, and the objective of the “game” is to hit your ball to one of the range’s many lit-up targets for a set amount of points.

Don’t worry, though – about 99 percent of the people that go to Top Golf haven’t held a golf club in their lives. Top Golf has two bars, foosball tables, an upstairs patio and offers appetizers, entrees and drinks while you’re playing.

NORTH HOUSTON SKATE PARK SPRING: 12351 KUYKENDAHL RD. Cost: Free In case you didn’t know, Houston is home to the largest skate park in the nation. The park was completed last summer, and all 78,000-square-feet of bowls, vertical ramps and one bowl shaped like Texas are always free of charge. Pardon the jargon, but for the skaters out there, the park also has a fullpipe, a snake run, and a lazy river-style pathway. If you’re not into skating, the park is still visually stunning, and makes for a great hangout to watch some of the city’s most talented skaters.

PLEASURE PIER GALVESTON: 2501 SEAWALL BLVD. Cost: $30 for an all-day ride pass For Houstonians still reeling from the loss of Six Flags AstroWorld in 2005, Galveston’s next-best offering comes in Pleasure Pier, a 16-ride theme park in Galveston. The rollercoasters aren’t as extreme or intricate as the ones at AstroWorld, but they’re guaranteed to deliver some much-needed catharsis. There’s also food and drinks served, and it’s located right next to the beach. It’s aimed at all audiences, so it’s safe to bring your family here one weekend and let off some steam with your organic chemistry buds the next one.

ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMAS VINTAGE PARK: 114 VINTAGE PARK BLVD. KATY: 531 SOUTH MASON RD. Your hipster friends are right – this isn’t just a movie theater. Alarm Drafthouse Cinema is one of the state’s most historic movie theaters, and it’s evolved into one of the trendiest, too. As the name implies, you can enjoy a nice craft brew alongside your movie, and the theater is also known for its signature series. The theater also airs cult favorite movies, marathon popular TV shows and more.

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