The Beachside Resident Feb 2017: The Real Estate Issue

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FREE HEART MONTH LECTURES We’ve Got Your Heart Covered Join us for free informational lectures across the county. Lectures will be on a variety of critical life-saving topics offered throughout the month of February.

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PUBLISHERS’ NOTE This month we take a look at real estate on the beachside.

Team B-side has been on the streets of Brevard County for months gathering some of the biggest talent in real estate and associated businesses.

Realtor Dave Settgast discusses his career, the demise of the Groove Tube and his love of the waves. We’ve featured Derek Gore’s latest collaboration regarding home decor. Jessica Neal shares her interior design skills for a good cause. Our Resident of the Month, Maria Seelman, hosts an annual gala and this year will raise million dollars for Brevard County’s youth.

If you haven’t noticed, there’s been a lot of developmental growth happening on the Space Coast. There’s new construction everywhere. Port Canaveral is booming. Rusty’s Seafood and Fishlips Waterfront Bar and Grill recently did some major renovations setting the bar high for Port Canaveral and the surrounding area. New kitchens, dining rooms, and outside bars offer locals and visitors the sights and sounds of an active port.

Fishlips houses the Wyland FEB 2017 Gallery and includes originals and prints. Cape Canaveral itself is also in a growth phase. It’s

currently building the new City Hall making paying a ticket or getting a permit a little less painful.

In downtown Cocoa Beach, the City of Cocoa Beach has been undergoing a full renovation of Minutemen Causeway to improve storm water drains. The project also includes new sidewalks, streetlights, and Florida Friendly landscaping.

Minutemen Causeway should be completed later this year. If you’re in that area, please stop by our new media studio and Salty Sweet Boutique at the world famous Mai Tiki Market. There’s plenty to see and do on the new Minutemen Causeway.

There is no question that real estate in Brevard is on the rise and I don’t think it’s slowing down anytime soon. Earlier this year HGTV’s Beachfront Bargain Hunt aired an episode about Cocoa Beach. They put Cocoa Beach on the map for some of the cheapest, beachfront properties on the East Coast. The secret is out. Now the rest of the country knows about our sleepy, little beach town. Make sure you get your piece of paradise before we run out.

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Haley Thompson EDITOR

Natalie Palmadesso COPY EDITOR

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CONTRIBUTORS Jackie Beatty, Shane Burgman, Samantha Deebel, Pat Delmonico, Jamie Glasner, John Goudie, Bill Hausmann, Marie Moore, Dan Reiter, M. Alberto Rivera, Jennifer Ruisch, Kelsie Sandage

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Thank you to Ellen Rubino from Remax Aerospace Realty who provided the cover photo.

Photo credit by Eric Swank from Simple Real Estate Media. Check out Facebook for more information.

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MARCH 2017: THE TOURISM ISSUE With its screensaver sunrises and Instagram sunsets, the Space Coast is one of the most beautiful places to visit. The beaches, riverfronts, restaurants and hundreds of unusual destinations keep tourist coming back year after year. In this issue, we’ll explore the hidden locals-only spots, bucket-list worthy adventures and celebrate the events that make us uniquely Brevard. If you’d like to contribute to the Tourism Issue, please email staff@thebeachsideresident.com by Monday, February 13.

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WRITE FOR US The Beachside Resident is a magazine for, about, and written by residents. We’re looking for talented, passionate writers.

Articles need to be topical, contain 500-700 words, and include photos. We’ll reference your blog, business or social media pages in your article. Grab your

moment in the spotlight, feather your resume and let your voice be heard. No experience necessary?

Your experiences are very necessary. If you have, an opinion, internet access, and the ability to tell a story email us at nat@thebeachsideresident.com.

The Beachside Resident is a free monthly publication and can be found at most local businesses throughout the beachside. We welcome both editorial and photo content by contributors.

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Contents

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VOLUME THIRTEEN : ISSUE TWO

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Word on the Street Out & About Cross the Causeway Recipe Surfrider FL Surf Museum Pets of the Month Local Scribe Resident of the Month Skilled Labor Open for Business The Art Side Boardrider of the Month Restaurant of the Month Album Reviews M.R.’s Skate News Local Amp Patrick AFB Fishing Report Puzzles Horoscopes Out and About Inquire of Juliet

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brevardzoo.org

Champagne & Chocolate Sweethearts Sip & Stroll

5pm-9pm, $20in advance, $25 night of the event Historic Cocoa Village 210 Brevard Ave Cocoa (321) 749-3407 visitcocoavillage.com

Night Sounds at Sebastian Inlet State Park Concert Series with recording artists SIRSY

February 3-5 Publix Florida Marathon and Half Marathon Prices Vary Front Street Park 2205 S. Front Street Melbourne thefloridamarathon.com

1 Florida Mystery Author Tim Dorsey

2pm, Free to the public Cocoa Beach Library, Community Room 550 N Brevard Ave, Cocoa Beach brevardfl.gov

3 Lorrie Morgan

8pm at the Main Stage Tickets start at $35 King Center for the Performing Arts 3865 N. Wickham Rd. Melbourne Kingcenter.com

John Lodge and the 10,000 Light Years Band

8:30pm at the Studio Theatre Tickets start at $35 King Center for the Performing Arts 3865 N. Wickham Rd. Melbourne Kingcenter.com

4 32nd Annual Chowder Cook-Off with a Twist 1pm-5pm, Tickets are $20

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9050 Flounder Street, Port Canaveral Cruise Terminal 1 visitcocoabeach.reservedirect.com

Super Hero 5K and Miler

7:30am, prices vary The Avenue 2261 Town Center Avenue, Viera runningzone.com

4-5 Brevard Renaissance Fair

Times Vary, Tickets start at $15 Wickham Park, 2500 Parkway Dr, Melbourne brevardrenaissancefair.com

5 Sea Turtle Preservation Society Volunteer Fair 1-5pm, in the Jane von Thron and Captain’s Rooms Cocoa Beach Library, Community Room 550 N Brevard Ave, Cocoa Beach brevardfl.gov

The Big Game Blowout

Cocoa Beach Library, Community Room 550 N Brevard Ave, Cocoa Beach brevardfl.gov

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7:30-9:30pm, Tickets $10-$35 St. Marks 2030 N Highway A1A, Indialantic artsbrevard.org

Cocoa Beach Rotary DaybreakLove Your Library Wine Tasting 6pm, Tickets are $25, in the Community Room Cocoa Beach Library, Community Room 550 N Brevard Ave, Cocoa Beach brevardfl.gov

10-12 Locals Only SurFest

held at Pelican Beach Park Check out their Facebook page for more information

Party in the Park 12pm-10:30pm, Tickets vary Cocoa Expo Sports Center 500 Friday Road, Cocoa cocoaexpo.com

11 Scholarship Benefit/Yard Sale

9 Computer Basics: Intro to Computers

Komodo Krawl 3K

10:30am, in the Jane von Thron Room

12:00 am- 3:00 pm 2700 Grant Street, Melbourne Scholarship Benefit/Yard Sale

6:00 am- 8:30am, $30 The Brevard Zoo 8225 N. Wickham Rd, Melbourne

7pm, Admission is free Sebastian Inlet State Park - Coconut Point 9700 South A1A Melbourne Beach (321) 984-4852 www.sirsy.com

Titusville Mardi Gras Street Party & Parade

5pm-1am, Free South Washington Avenue, Titusville nbbd.com

Celebration of the Music of the Beatles 8pm on the Main Stage Tickets start at $29 King Center for the Performing Arts 3865 N. Wickham Rd. Melbourne Kingcenter.com

The Brevard Community Fest 11am, $8 Cocoa Expo 500 Friday Rd., Cocoa 321-639-EXPO cocoaexpo.com

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1:15pm, Youth Department 550 N Brevard Ave, Cocoa Beach brevardfl.gov/PublicLibraries/Branches/ CocoaBeach

S5th Annual Satellite Beach Lion’s Club Car Show

10am-2pm, Free admission DRS Community Center 1089 S. Patrick Dr. Satellite Beach

18 5K Run/Walk for Autism

Awareness

8am, Prices vary The Scott Center for Autism Treatment – Florida Institute of Technology 150 W. University Blvd., Melbourne runningzone.com

11th Annual FIT International Festival

Florida Institute of Technology, Melbourne, 12pm-5pm, Free event Call 321-674-8964,or visit fit.edu

19 Eye of the Dragon 10K & Tail of the Lizard 2 Miler 7am, Prices vary Eau Gallie Civic Center 1551 Highland Ave, Melbourne runningzone.com

24-26 Cocoa Beach Seafood & Music Festival

Various times, Tickets start at $10 Alan Shepard Park 2000 E Cocoa Beach Causeway Cocoa Beach portcanaveralseafoodandmusicfestival.com

25 Space Coast Country Thunder 5:30 pm- 11:59 pm Prices Vary Cocoa Expo Sports Center 500 Friday Rd., Cocoa www.cocoaexpo.com

Space Coast Craft Beach Festival

1-5pm for general admission, 1-5pm for VIP 1440 Sportsman Ln NE, Palm Bay Spacecoastcraftbeerfestival

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7pm at the Main Stage Tickets start at $58 King Center for the Performing Arts 3865 N. Wickham Rd. Melbourne Kingcenter.com

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The Mad Hatter’s Ball

6:00-11:00 pm, $150 Hilton Rialto Melbourne To purchase tickets, phone 321-345-5040 Tickets@PuzzleBoxAcademy.com

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Art and Wine Walk

1:00 - 5:00 pm, $25 Downtown Melbourne Waterscapes Gallery 720 E New Haven Ave Suite #4 Get your tickets at Eventbrite.com Art & Wine Walk Downtown Melbourne or on Facebook

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Tenth Annual Portraits of Possibilities Event to raise money for the Children’s Home Society Hosting “An Evening in Japan” 6pm, $150 a ticket Florida Life Center Hall at Holy Name of Jesus Church 3050 N Highway A1A, Indialantic, Call 321-752-3170 or visit www.CHSPortraits.com

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4321 Millennials met with the Economic Development Commission of Florida’s Space Coast at their Quarterly Meeting. The EDC invited 321M to identify the reasons why they live on the Space Coast.

ABOUT

6321 Millennials board of directors: Akaila Amara, Gary Neal, Shane Burgman and Eric Parent

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CAUSEWAY

‘Tis the season for love.

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Love drives us crazy while filling us with joy-and it’s the best resource material for comedians. Since I’m not a comedian, I asked the internet for some help: · Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices because you are one of them. · Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? · I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent. They don’t listen. They don’t come in when you call. They like to stay out all night. When they’re home, they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in men, they love in a cat. · My parents won’t say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.

We all love different things and for different reasons. The key things are obvious: puppies, babies, kittens, baby chicks, pizza and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Other times, we don’t understand why people love the things they do: curling, model trains, bug collections, and insert any other team here besides the Steelers.

I also love Jeopardy. “I’ll have Arts District for $100, Alex.” This city boasts a historical downtown infrastructure, public park, dock, and library on the waterfront. It also takes pride in having a green town square with a bandshell for live entertainment. It’s easily walkable and surrounded by examples of architecture from several eras, including preWar, post-War, mid-century, Victorian, and Florida vernacular.

When you want to connect to the world and feel part of something, come to the Arts District. It’s not just for artists. The redevelopment of this area will only happen if you visit. So hurry up and get here! You play an important role. We have boutique and retail shopping and several salons to choose from, including a brow boutique. If you want a blast from the past, you can go antiquing and drink handcrafted coffee or microbrewed beer. The Art District has many places to eat whether you want something fancy or just a quick bite; thebeachsideresident.com

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we have whatever you’re craving. If you want to add something beautiful to your life, buy some flowers or home décor, including not-soshabby chic furniture. Just come on down to the Arts District.

When you want to sit in the park, hear music, and watch little kids dance and play in the grass, swing on by to the Arts District. If you enjoy the waterfront under the shades of live oaks over 100 years old, come to the Arts District. When you want to practice yoga, aerial yoga, dance or get fit, or see an improv show, visit the Arts District. If family and dog-friendly events interest you and could only happen in a creative space, come to the Arts District.

Wake up dying for a tattoo? Or do you need the highest quality architects and engineers to build your dream house? Please waltz over to Eau Gallie. As crazy as it sounds, if you want something for your walls, you will find it in the Arts District too. From hardware to hardcore purists of some kind of creative medium, it’s in the Arts District.

Because something is always happening, there’s still time to grab a seat aboard EGAD’s luxury bus to the Polk Art Museum and Frank Lloyd Wright architecture collection at Florida Southern College in Lakeland on Friday, February 10. For complete information and how to purchase a ticket, please visit www.EGADTOURS.com On International Women’s Day, we invite you to join us at our Women’s Luncheon at the Historic Rossetter House where women celebrate other women. For complete information and how to purchase a ticket or be a sponsor, please visit www.WomenWe.Love St. Patrick’s Day will never be the same when we launch a very special edition of Drag Queen Bingo. Seats sell out immediately, and they go on sale on February 14. Buy yours at www.EGADBINGO.com I love Eau Gallie. If you do too, tell a friend.

For more information about EGAD, please visit our website at www.eaugalliearts.com

Recipe ofthe Month

By Samantha Deebel

Cooking is

LOVE Made Visible

It’s always fun to create a new twist to classic dishes. Food is such a creative art form because it often takes a lot of work to make and very little time to eat it. Oh, but the enjoyment of seeing people’s faces when they are tasting the love of your labor in the kitchen! Happy Valentine’s Day lovelies!

Asian Shepherd’s Pie 2 pounds of Yukon Gold or Russet potatoes (I prefer the Yukon with the skin left on!)

2 tablespoons of coconut oil 1 small onion, chopped 1 ½ stalks celery, sliced thin 1 small potato, finely chopped 3 cloves of garlic, minced 1 ¼ lbs ground beef 1 teaspoon turmeric 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 can (14 oz) crushed tomatoes 1 can (14 oz) chickpeas A pinch each of the following: Cayenne Pepper Oregano Chinese Five-Spice Powder Paprika Salt Sugar Garlic Powder Set aside: 4 tablespoons butter ½ cup of milk 1 cup peeled shrimp A few leaves of fresh basil for garnish Boil Yukon Gold or Russet potatoes in salted water until tender. Drain and set aside.

Heat 2 tablespoons of coconut oil in a big skillet and saute the fresh vegetables until browned.

Make a well in the middle of the pan and

add 1 ¼ pounds of ground beef and 1 teaspoon turmeric.

Add cayenne pepper, oregano, Chinese Five-Spice Powder, paprika, salt, sugar, and a couple of tablespoons soy sauce.

Cook ground beef until it browns and drain it before you mix it in with the veggies.

Add crushed tomatoes, a pinch of garlic powder, and chickpeas then simmer for about 10 minutes. Make sure the beef is thoroughly cooked, and the chickpeas are tender.

Mash the potatoes with 4 tablespoons butter, pinch of garlic powder, and about ½ cup of milk or more for desired consistency, over medium-low heat.

Add 1 cup peeled shrimp cut lengthwise in half and cook them in the mashed potatoes until done, about 3-4 minutes.

You can either serve the shrimp with mashed potatoes on the bottom with the meat and veg on top or the traditional Shepherd’s Pie way. Enjoy!

Thanks to Coastal Produce for sponsoring my column!

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SURFRIDER

By Bill Hausmann

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Cocoa Beach Tumbleweeds Cocoa Beach tumbleweeds, aka disposable plastic shopping bags, seem to be everywhere. On a three-block bike ride to the beach I picked up five, and another four in the parking lot at the dune crossover. Multiply this unscientific random sample by all the streets in Cocoa Beach, and you start to realize plastic bags are a major eyesore in our community.

We are not alone. The problem is so bad nationwide that 132 cities and counties from California to New York have passed local legislation that bans the use of plastic bags in retail stores. State Senator Dwight Bullard would love to add Florida to that list. Unfortunately, in 2008 the legislature of Florida enacted a ban on banning plastic bags!

In 2010, under Governor Charlie Crist, the Florida Department of Environmental Protection proposed guidelines for regulating plastics of all sorts. However, since 2011 the state under Governor Rick Scott has yet to act on them. Current Florida law reads, “Until such time that the Legislature adopts the recommendations of the DEP, no local government, governmental agency, or state government agency may enact any rule, regulation, or ordinance regarding use, disposition, sale, prohibition, restriction, or tax of such auxiliary containers, wrappings, or disposable plastic bags.� So much for local government.

Plastic bags and most plastics for that matter, are recyclable. Yet, only about 10% of plastic bags, bottles, etc. make it to a recycling facility. Most plastics ends up in a landfill or on our streets and beaches.

So, I guess we have to put up with the eyesore of plastic bags on our streets and beaches.

And besides, some tree hugger will eventually pick them up, right? Maybe. But where do most plastic bags end up? Being light, they go whichever way the wind is blowing. At the beach, they either get blown into the dunes, or they get blown offshore to become a part of the plastic soup that we call the ocean. At the current rate of accumulation, it is estimated

that by 2050 there will be more plastic in the ocean than fish!

Discarded plastic bags clog waterways, sewers and flood control systems, provide a breeding ground for mosquitoes, and kill thousands of marine turtles and birds each year that mistake the floating bags for food.

Bags buried in landfills take up to 1,000 years to breakdown. But they don’t decompose. They simply break into smaller and smaller bits of plastic. In the water, they can concentrate toxins and then enter the food chain that passes these toxins on to us. Also, producing plastic requires millions of gallons of oil that could be more useful as fuel.

As the plastic pollution problem grows, so does another disturbing trend. In 2015 Arizona, Idaho, and Missouri joined Florida by enacting statewide legislation to preempt local governments from regulating the sale or use of single-use plastic bags. Also, Michigan just passed similar legislation in December 2016. Their logic: Bag bans are bad for business.

So what can we do about this trend? Refuse plastic bags. Use those canvas bags you keep in your car. On a recent grocery store trip, only one in 20 customers had reusable bags.

Resist the effort to sell the environment to the highest bidding lobbyist. Write or call your legislators and let them know you support a clean, safe environment. Vote for individuals that put the environment ahead of short-term profits. After all, we all need a viable environment to survive.

See local chapter events at cocoabeach.surfrider.org.

FLORIDA

SURF MUSEUM

By Dan Reiter

Florida is for

Loggers According to the latest NOAA and NASA observations, our planet is currently hotter than it’s been in the past 165,000 years. An unscientific check of the streets tells us that this winter has also given us the smallest surf of any winter in the past 165,000 years.

I can’t imagine how desperate these times would seem if I were a shortboarder. Just last week, a 4-to-5 foot slop swell warbled in and had every chip rider from Tampa to Miami frothing. I surfed a couple of hours but was mostly unimpressed. Give me a 2-3 foot day with the wind blowing offshore, and I’ll be satisfied. Longboarding is a must here in Florida. If you can slide, you’ll still surf 200 days a year. Shortboarding conditions only line up what, maybe 10 days out of the year?

Which leaves us with 355 days for groveling and chop-hopping.

Whatever your choice of boards, here’s hoping for something good in February.

SURFING SANTAS Florida Surf Museum is proud to announce another successful Surfing Santas event this

past Christmas day. An estimated crowd of 8,000 revelers packed the beach at Minutemen Causeway to watch 772 Santas ride the waves. The day was unseasonably warm. Anna Lusk sang her new original song, “Oh Surfing Santa.” The Aquanauts played a fantastic set as usual. Balsa Bill played, “Mele Kalikimaka.” The Brevard Hawaiian Dancers performed. Hunter Joslin kept everyone entertained with his commentary, and three surfboards were given away for the costume contest.

Finally, due to the continued success of the event, FSM and Surfing Santas were able to donate $5,000 to Grind for Life!

As always, follow us on Facebook (Florida Surf Museum) or go to our website (floridasurfmuseum.org).

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Pets oftheMonth

The Brevard Humane Society The Brevard Humane Society has so many animals that want and deserve a loving home, and we can’t just pick one to spotlight! The BHS is located at 1020 Cox Road in Cocoa.

You can call them at (321) 636-0127, or email them at shelter@brevardhumanesociety.

You can also check out the Merritt Island Adoption Center at 155 Pioneer Road. You can reach them at (321) 636-3343 ext.124, or miadopt@brevardhumanesociety. To see more available animals, go to crittersavers.com.

3Cleopatra Animal ID: 31456497 Breed: Domestic Shorthair/Mix Age: 2 years 8 months

Sex: Female Declawed: No Spayed/Neutered: Yes Adoption Price: $27.50

Jacky4 Animal ID: 34320542 Breed: Persian/Mix Age: 8 years Sex: Male Declawed: No Housetrained: Unkown Spayed/Neutered: Yes Adoption Price: $100

3Roxanne Animal ID: 7742997 Breed: Hound/Mix Age: 7 years 7 months Sex: Female Declawed: No

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Sex: Female Declawed: No Housetrained: Yes Adoption Price: $10

Housetrained: Yes Size: Small Adoption Price: $100

LOCAL

SCRIBE

By Tina Telemachos

- MISSING -

The Truth About Your Pets

“Did you hear about that coyote running down A1A?” “I think I saw a coyote in my backyard last night!”

“I can’t believe it, I’ve lived here 50 years, and I’ve never seen one in my life!”

These are just a few comments I’ve heard from my neighbors and the residents in Indialantic. Missing cat and small dog photos graffiti the walls of my gated beachside community.

I drove past them every morning on my way to work, just thinking, “Oh no, not another one!” I assumed they had been hit by a car or had run away. I didn’t think much about it.

Until the morning of November 27.

“Here kitty, kitty,” I called outside my screened-in patio (a cat door newly installed).

It was weird for my cat not to come home.

Surely after a night of lizard hunting and gallivanting, he’d be famished. He was not one to ever miss a meal.

After speaking to some neighbors, I got a very crass reply, “Yep, I know your cat. I bet the coyot’s got em’!”

Angered and confused I continued my search until I found him. My kitty had fallen prey to these invasive species, known as coyotes.

After my sadness had worn off, I started my homework. To my surprise, I found out something shocking and heartbreaking. Our safe community had been aware of these beasts.

They joined up with the Holy Name Of Jesus Catholic Community Church and enlisted trappers. However, not one notice was sent out to the residents via mail or even the numerous posted reader boards. Only a few cut and copy posts eight or nine months ago through their newly set up Facebook page.

I’ve received many HOA letters regarding “trash can times,” or” pick up your dog’s poop, please!” and “don’t forget about the potluck!”

Never once did I receive a letter to keep my pets inside or watch out for the coyotes or the traps they set for them.

My goal in this long sob story is to raise awareness. I want to bring a voice to the voiceless and rally all the pet parents still looking for their pets. FWC (Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission) has called coyotes, “a non-threat,” and claim they do not have a place to relocate the trapped animals. I’m calling their bluff. Do something. As a government funded program, we the people pay your salaries. Our tax dollars go towards employing you, FWC, to ensure our beautiful state’s fish and wildlife can peacefully and safely coexist with us. I feel like you have failed us, the beachside residents, from Satellite Beach to Melbourne Beach. We need your help. Coyotes are a threat. They are invasive and growing in numbers, but they can be stopped.

Please, don’t wait until someone’s child is attacked. Don’t let another pet parent go through the heartbreak I‘ve had to go through.

We’re asking for your help. It’s your ball, Brevard FWC.

For more information visit myfwc.com.

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of RESIDENTthe MONTH

By Natalie Palmadesso Photos by Eva Raczkowska

Maria Seelman Portraits of Possibilities Gala

Maria Seelman is a hands-on-person who likes to solve problems and get things done. When she noticed the Children’s Home Society needed funds, she made it happen. Ten years later, through her annual gala, she has raised nearly one million dollars, and she’s eager to raise even more.

Choosing a Charity Maria simply wanted to give back. She has been fortunate in her life and wanted to help children. She decided to look for a charitable organization that helped abused and neglected children. A friend mentioned that the Brevard County Children’s Home Society (CHS) was in need of a champion who could raise funds and improve community awareness.

“Once I did some research into the organization, it was an obvious choice.” Low overhead and the large number of children who benefit from CHS made Maria determined to help.

She decided to plan a fundraising gala at her Indialantic home.

The Children’s Home Society The Portraits of Possibilities Gala proceeds help support the Children’s Home Society (CHS). CHS provide children and families with tools to deal with life’s challenges and domestic uncertainty. Through their numerous programs, they support children’s development and welfare from birth to adulthood.

They provide early childhood programs, counseling, education and many family services. They also provide foster and adoption support. CHS’s mission is “building bridges to success for children.”

Organizing a Fundraising Event The first year was a little surprising for Maria.

“I’d never done anything like this in my entire life.” Maria hired a trusted caterer from her wedding to provide food for the gala. “He’s such a talented cook and is creative enough to make anything I could imagine.” Her husband, Dr. Robert Seelman, is an oncologist who’s has lived in Brevard since the 60s. Both

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Maria and Robert had friends they could count on in the community who wanted to help make the event successful.

First Gala The first event, held outdoors, taught Maria some valuable lessons. “It was cold outside!

We had outdoor heaters, but it was very windy. I brought out my favorite painting for auction. The wind blew it over and ripped a hole in the canvas.” After a 30-second meltdown, Maria pulled herself together and chose another painting from her collection to auction. Despite a few problems, she still managed to pull off a successful event. The gala raised a little over $60,000.

The Keys to Running a Successful Fundraiser Maria claims she’s just a facilitator. “It’s the support of the community whether it’s through sponsors, donors, or people donating their paintings. That’s what allowed us to be successful and continue.” Maria believes the key to raising money is being passionate about what you’re doing. “I think that comes through. I’ve talked to people who say ‘I can’t give until I talk to my wife or my partner.’ “ Maria joked that by the time she’s finished talking them, they’d given her three $50 gift cards and their jewelry. “We believe in what we’re doing.”

Ties to Foster Care Maria feels a kinship with children experiencing uncertainty within the foster care system.

Her young mother came to the United States with Maria to seek work and American citizenship. Maria’s brother remained in Spain with his grandmother. After they arrived, Continued on pg 40

Proceeds from

Portraits of Possibilities made the following impact in Brevard County last year:

30+ teen girls and young women found a home in the Hacienda

Girls Ranch, a residential program offering emergency shelter, group care, and transitional living

3500+ women were offered services through our Healthy Start program, providing new moms with support and guidance

350+ children and families were offered case management or referral services for children experiencing mental or behavioral health issues

250+ children and families received assessment and individual counseling to help them through difficult times

1000+ served annually through our new Community school and Tech Success program in 2016 and beyond

90+ families provided Early Childhood Education Assistant through Head Start

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SKILLED LABOR

By Natalie Palmadesso

Jessica Neal

UNITE DESIGN

CO Jessica Neal has always had a passion for art.

Her parents renovated houses and often utilized her talent. “We would tear them down to the studs and build them back up again.

My parents were pretty cool about me decorating and doing whatever I wanted.” In high school, she took an interior design class and fell in love with it.

Jessica earned her BA of Fine Arts with a major in Interior Design from the Pratt Institute in New York. Since then, she’s designed or redesigned everything from airport terminals ( JFK), cruise ships (Disney Cruise Lines), restaurants (Pizza Gallery) to local homes. She is a designer who refuses to be pigeon-holed, an original who prides herself on designing the unexpected. You never know what to expect from this designer with a chevron-checked home.

What is an Interior Designer?

Interior Designers are licensed professionals who participate in every facet of design from blueprints to carpet colors. Jessica has a very extensive education in construction. “I had to learn how to draw all of those things in AutoCAD. It’s a bigger understanding than what’s typically thought. If you don’t understand these concepts, then it can be very confusing when you try to communicate your ideas.” An ideal project would include a designer brought in from the beginning

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or inception phase through the completion of the space. “Whether it’s a new build or a redesign, we’re able to work directly with the architect to figure out what that space is going to become.”

PRO BONO WORK Jessica has lent her talents to a number of pro bono projects throughout Brevard.

She redesigned the cafeteria at the Brevard Achievement Center (BAC). The BAC helps people with disabilities acquire skills to help them succeed in the workforce. She also provided designs to upgrade Bridges’ art facility. Bridges provide services to children and adults with disabilities. Her latest project is renovating a teen residential cottage for the Children’s Home Society. The Children’s Home Society provides services to disadvantaged youth and their families.

Children’s Home Society (CHS) and the General Federation of Women’s Club of Florida (GFWC) Jessica was recruited by Nicholas Geinosky to redesign the teen area. Nicholas is the Charitable Giving Director of Children’s Home Society. They’re working together to redesign a residential cottage at the Hacienda Girls Ranch (part of the CHS). The Hacienda, as it’s called, was founded by the General Federation of Women’s Club of Florida (then the Florida Federation of Women’s Club or FFWC) in 1971. Since 1998, CHS has run the Hacienda Girls Ranch with support of GFWC Florida. GFWC Florida is currently using their statewide President’s Program to support the renovation.

The Redesign

Jessica’s sketches will be utilized in the redesign of the King-Harris Cottage. Nicholas explained, “She’s lending her eye and creating a budget for supplies. We’re going to

be using volunteers to get the actual work done.” The project will be one of many supported by GFWC Florida. The GFWC is an international club, and all of their local clubs are going to do some campus improvement work as well. They’re raising money and volunteering their time to paint the house on March 18th.

The King-Harris Cottage

The King-Harris Cottage is a group home for teen foster girls aged 12 to 17. Many have been in and out of foster homes most of their young lives. Nicholas explained, “They come to us because they need a more structured and stable environment as opposed to a private home. Many Continued on pg 40

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OPEN for

BUSINESS

The Beachside Resident Media Studio with Salty Sweet Boutique Our publisher is skateboarding down the hall, again. Salty Sweet’s board display is just too tempting. You don’t see many impromptu interoffice skate competitions. Since we’re in the heart of downtown Cocoa Beach, they probably happen more often than you think.

Pairing a boutique and a media studio in a shared space is unconventional. The two businesses are from completely different industries. The Salty Sweet Boutique offers clothes to girls and women who love the waves. The Beachside Resident Company specializes in advertising, content marketing, digital, social media and event promotions.

It may seem strange to share a workspace. However, on a deeper level, it’s about accomplishing more together than alone. Both companies want to support our community, the environment, and affect positive change. It’s good business to join forces. Our suite is utilized as a retail space, gathering place for business meetings, and a working media office.

Sustainability is very important to both brands. Our focus throughout the build has been to repurpose and recycle. The

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wave bar that was once in the breezeway of Tiny Turtle is Salty Sweet’s checkout counter. We upcycled displays from our friends at The Florida Key Lime Pie Company as retail racks and wood paneling. Discarded wood pallets grace the walls and frame our beachy-farmhouse-style-cubicles. Our desks were built from recycled wood from Hurricane Matthew and the editor’s desk covered with leftover floor slats. Even our office plants were discounted, doomed-for-the trash treasures.

Curious? Visit 259 Minutemen Cswy, in Mai Tiki Market, and see for yourself.

Take a lap on one of Salty Sweet’s new longboard cruisers and find out more about what The Beachside Resident Company can do for you. You’ll be glad you did.

The Beachside Resident Media Studio and Salty Sweet Boutique are both located at 259 Minutemen Causeway in Downtown Cocoa Beach. For more information visit saltysweetclothing.com or thebeachsideresident.com.

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THE ART SIDE

ART MEETS

DESIGN,

by the

Sea.

5Design vignette by Tangerine Spaces of Melbourne Beach. Salt Print on right by Jennifer Glass. Art by Derek Gores, high definition print on plexiglass, lifted off the wall with chrome discs. 6Morgan Grosskreutz

THE DEREK GORES GALLERY partnered with the best interior designers on the Space Coast to present local art inspired by the seaside life.

Gores noticed that many homeowners, businesses, and designers wanted artwork inspired by the coastal life. However, they often resorted to mass-produced, generic pieces from big box stores mostly out of convenience. Gores had an idea: develop a line of prints and originals inspired by the seaside life but with a twist. He created a platform with local artists and made it convenient to use online. He then partnered with the best interior designers in the area. Gores also created showcase rooms in his art gallery so people can visualize local art in their homes.

“We live in Brevard-- partly inspired by the ocean. Our new Aqua Editions lines are curated from that passion,” says Gores. “Art is personal- it should never be generic- and should reflect your style and individuality.

We want to rescue people from the mass-produced path, and make the collecting experience local and uniquely yours.”

Gores is known for his lush collage portraits, exhibited in galleries in Los Angeles, Paris, Australia, and commissioned by international brands and hotels like the redesigned Loews South Beach in Miami. For more information visit derekgores. com or visit his gallery at 587 W Eau Gallie Blvd #101 in the Eau Gallie Arts District, Melbourne.

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Boardrider ofthe Month

By Natalie Palmadesso

Dave Settgast

Dave Settgast’s first memories were of Jones Beach as a little kid. “I felt like a spider just getting tossed around in the ocean. That was the first time I remember seeing surfers.”

He gravitated to the ocean and surfing when he moved to Florida. Dave grew up in Indialantic and learned to surf from the kids in his neighborhood.

Some of the older surfers taught him many of the finer points of the sport. “My parents discouraged me from going pro. Being a pro wasn’t like it is today.

There was no money in it, really.” Dave’s parents wanted him to go to school and get a college degree.

But he never gave up surfing.

Walker. Louis was also a sales rep in the surfing industry, and Dave gravitated toward that while in school.

After graduation from UF, he was already covering the North territory of Florida selling wetsuits, Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax, and Astrodeck. Louis gave him bigger routes to cover. “I started under him and just grew. A few years later he left to go to Puerto Rico to develop the Caribbean. I took over the state of Florida and was the southeast rep for 20 years.”

ARCHITECTURE

THE GROOVE TUBE

Dave initially went to the University of Florida to become an architect. “My sister was already taking classes at UF. Together, we designed a house we lived in with our parents.” Dave changed his degree path a year and a half into the program. He realized that the six-year architecture program would take over his whole life. “Architecture, it was more like archi-torture. I was already an active surfer and still competing in events.” Dave decided to change his degree to marketing.

SURF INDUSTRY REP

Dave surfed for a shop called Ocean Avenue through college. It was co-owned by Louis Graves and Bruce

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In 1992, Dave opened up a surf shop named the Groove Tube. It was known for music, gear, and fashion that couldn’t be found anywhere else. “My sister Diane took over the fashion part. She was the fashionista. My dad used to say she didn’t get dressed in the mornings; she put on costumes.” She ran the daily operations of the store while he drove all over the state selling surf products. .

HURRICANES TO HOME SELLER

The hurricanes of 2004 destroyed Dave’s home and business. He redoubled his efforts and rebuilt the store bigger and better. He eventually sold the Groove Tube in 2006. “After 14 years, I was ready

Photo by Tony Roberts to sell. I always had a passion for real estate. So in the peak of 2006, I ran out and got my Real Estate license.”

today, I don’t hear words; I just hear the rhythm and the beats.”

REAL ESTATE

Dave believes the bust worked in his favor. “Everyone was hanging their heads. I made a couple of sales, and I thought it was awesome.” Ten years into his career, he’s become one of the top producers in the county. “I was lucky to get hired by South Island. Wendy Murray was the broker and owner. She has been an amazing mentor and such a compassionate, caring and honest person. It couldn’t’ve worked out better for me.” Dave now works for Treasure Coast Sotheby’s International Realty. South Island Real Estate was acquired by Sotheby’s last year.

Dave played with a lot of bands throughout his life but one stood out. The New School Dropouts were a surf rock band that generated a lot of buzz in 2007. They had just released a CD entitled “Bring Back Shaka” and were halfway done with their second album when tragedy struck. Jack Hoffpauir, the band’s trombone player, passed away after his vehicle was struck by a train.

“Everything was just getting ready to click to this whole other level and then he passed away. The band kinda died on the tracks that day.”

THE HEART OF A DRUMMER

DIAMOND D AND THE DESTROYERS

Dave’s other passion is music. He’s played the drums since childhood. “I remember I would stand up and only applaud the drummer. That was all I cared about. Even listening to music

NEW SCHOOL DROPOUTS

In his free time, Dave’s been busy playing with a band called Diamond D and the Destroyers. Dave is Diamond D. His friend Tony, gave him the nickname back when he worked at

the Groove Tube. “We had a lot of great people work in our store. I still can’t go out at night without running into someone who stops me or calls out ‘Groove Tube’ when I walk by. It makes me feel good.”

MULTITASKING AND BALANCE

Dave isn’t happy unless he’s juggling his career, multiple hobbies, and surfing. He might not surf every day but he lives on the beach and keeps an eye on the swells. “If the waves are good I can generally get out there. I can’t surf all day obviously but I try to get in an hour or two.” Dave is careful to not lose sight of why he works so hard. “There has to be a balance between being a workaholic and everything else. I work to live; I don’t live to work.”

Dave Settgast is a realtor for the Treasure Coast Sotheby’s International Realty, (321) 543-1187 or visit his website at davesettgast.com.

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of Restaurant the Month

By Shane Burgman

Lunchtime

@ Chef Mario’s Cafe

Sandwich Snob. Grinder Go-getter. Hoagie Hound. Panini Pursuer. Whatever you want to call me, I’m a sandwich fanatic. I love sandwiches with curves, big, small, white, brown, pressed or toasted. A sandwich with an attitude or a sandwich with a personality, I’ll take it.

Chef Mario’s appeared on my radar because of his beautiful creation, the AK-47. The sandwich is named after Andrew Kirschner, the owner of the building. The magical combo that makes my taste buds scream with joy contains grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers, and basil pesto sauce all suppressed between a grilled ciabatta. I also order a side of marinara to dip; I’m weird like that.

Chef Mario’s has only been around for four years, but the structure that encloses his majestic meals dates back to 1926. The building was initially constructed and outfitted as a bank with two levels. The upper floor is now home to Jackson Kirschner Architects. The upstairs design highlights include the original terracotta construction and hard pine flooring. The lower level where Chef Mario’s is located has been renovated, but some of its history was preserved. The bank’s original vault is still on display.

So is there actually a “Chef Mario”? Yes, as a matter of fact, there is a Chef Mario in the building. Mario Stradi, or Chef Mario, has been running a kitchen since 1972. He credits his

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passion and base fundamentals to his father and uncle, who were both cooks for many years. Chef Mario has an extensive background and cooked in some of the most prestigious kitchens in Florida. He’s worked exclusive yacht clubs in Miami to luxury hotels in Coconut Cove. Chef Mario has, “been there and done that.” He now calls Brevard home and has decided to deepen his roots and strengthen his legacy in EGAD. So head to EGAD, leave your cellular devices in your car, walk to Chef Mario’s and ask for an AK-47. Take a look around, appreciate some architectural history, and engage in robust conversation. You’ll thank me later.

Chef Mario’s Cafe offers three different menus. Their takeout menu includes the AK-47 sandwich and many other tasty eats. They also have a full lunch and dinner menu of classic Italian dishes. Cafe Mario’s Cafe is located at 1437 Highland Ave in Melbourne. For more information visit chefmarioscafe.com, their Facebook page or call 321-241-4890.

Shane Burgman is a Navy submarine veteran and Sales Partner with The Carpenter/Kessel Homeselling Team. Contact at Shane 321-408-0200 or shaneburgman.com. Via Facebook-shaneburgman, Instagram-shane_burgman or SnapChat-Shaneburgman

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Bartender of the MONTH

Jake

BRANNIGAN

The Florida Beer Company may have changed ownership last July, but they’re still dedicated to the “in Florida, drink Florida” lifestyle. With their roots in Melbourne, the Cape Canaveral brewery sits right off A1A, just a mile south of the port.

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All of FBC’s beers and ciders are brewed on site. Many varieties are only available in the taproom, making it a true, local experience.

And now with the addition of the Caribé Tropical line of ciders, the Taproom at FBC creates a unique lineup of 20+ Floridian-inspired brews for you to try.

Besides offering flights and pints, the Taproom also offers weekly events. Join the FBC Fun Run Club every Monday.

Test your memory on Trivia Thursdays, and enjoy local, live music series on the weekends. The Taproom also features a panoramic view of the entire brewery, with tours running Friday through Sunday. In 2017, look for more specialty events like Bend & Brew Yoga, Paint Nite, and an outdoor concert series. As always, the Taproom is open every day at 1pm.

How long have you been tending bar?

Two and a half years, all of them with the Florida Beer Company.

What’s your favorite thing about tending bar?

There’s a lot of interesting and warmhearted people in this area. This job has given me the opportunity to meet people and hear their stories. I also love talking beer, whether I’m the teacher or the student.

Strangest thing you’ve witnessed from behind the bar?

A teacher was sitting at the bar, taking a much needed day off. She was very vocal about the fact she knew the Pythagorean theorem. She also wanted everybody else to

know. So she stood up on her chair and yelled at the rest of the bar, ‘a² + b² = c², b!*#$es!’

She was very proud of herself.

What’s your beer of choice?

Our Devil’s Triangle or Key West Southernmost Wheat. I’m a sucker for IPAs and Belgian-style beers.

What’s the strangest/funniest question you’ve been asked about while working?

I always find it amusing when customers ask for a beer they think we make. But in reality, it’s the name of four of our beers combined into one. “Can I get the Red Key West Lager Stout?”

If you could serve any celebrity, who would it be and what would you serve them?

And why?

I’m an avid follower of The Chive.com, so I’d have to say, Bill Murray. Based on the stories I’ve read about him, he seems like a down-to-earth person. I’d serve him anything he wanted. I’d be a bad bartender if I didn’t.

Any words of wisdom to share?

If you ever visit the brewery and see us goofing off and acting weird, that’s because we are weird. If you want us to like you, don’t judge us. Join us.

The Florida Beer Company is located at 200 Imperial Blvd., Cape Canaveral. For more information call 321-728-4114 or visit floridabeer.com.

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Album Reviews

Keep It Greasy!

Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell Rise Above Records, 2016

Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell, a gritty rockin’ band with an unwieldy moniker, first came on my radar in the laugh-out-loud book, “Your Band is Called What?: A Hundred and One Band Names I Never Thought I’d Type or Say” by Romeo Rodriguez. Sure the name was goofed on, but the following observation is still true today: “It’s like a time machine to 1973 in the best possible way. Like hearing the best guitar leads from Foghat or Hawkwind against Deep Purple and Status Quo.” ASCS forego the pursuit of breaking new territory for doing something you’ve heard before and doing it well. The title, “Keep It Greasy!” is apt. The songs feel choked with thick clouds of motorcycle exhaust from riders packed tightly three abreast, nimbly navigating down narrow streets littered with the broken glass of a thousand drunken nights.

This wonderful noise is grimy, driven and bombastic. There’s a dark boogie number, “U Got Wot I Need,” the dirty, straightforward headbanger, “Hawkline Monkster,” and the Zeppelin send up, “Tired ‘N’ Wired.” ASCS even manage to plumb the obscure for gold.

The slower burning “Hairy Brain PT 2” recalls Budgie, only better.

All of this feels wonderfully familiar, like your favorite denim jacket that fits perfectly.

The playing is exceptional with spitfire leads, combustible rhythms, and the odd vaguely psychedelic musical turn. I believe that had bassist Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister stayed in Hawkwind and written more songs like “Silver Machine,” it’d sound like this. And I can always use more of this.

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Anything Can Happen Bash & Pop Fat Possum, 2017

Bash & Pop was Tommy Stinson’s post-Replacements project from 1991. They released one exceptional album, “Friday Night is Killing Me,” and there was great anticipation that Stinson

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by M.A. Rivera would carry on in the best distorted, anarchic pop traditions of The ‘Mats. Then he did the unexpected. Stinson joined the Axl-only era Guns N’ Roses lineup.

Fast forward to now, and Bash & Pop is reformed with a new lineup and a new release.

“Anything Can Happen” handily picks up where he left off as if 24 years were just a couple of months. There’s an offhanded looseness running throughout much of the album.

The opening track “Not This Time” rollicks like a Stones LP on 45 rpm. “On the Rocks,” “Bad News,” and “Jesus Loves You” sound as if they could have come from the “Pleased to Meet Me” era Replacements catalog. “Anytime Soon” and “Shortcut” are quietly tender and attest to Stinson’s skillful dexterity.

Bash & Pop is provocative at either end of the dynamic spectrum. This is a great start to the musical New Year.

www.bashandpop.com

Citizen of Glass Agnes Obel

Pias Recordings, 2016 Danish musician Agnes Obel constructs music with the same delicate strength spiders use silk to create webs. Impossibly strong yet fragile all at once. The thin lines of melody reflect light easily and convey genuine emotion. Under the right conditions, these creations could collapse or last a hundred years.

Airy, flitting melodies rise like wisps of smoke, hard to ignore and then drift away, out of reach. What might initially appear to be a flimsy melody arcs and bends the way saplings do in a storm, twisting, before finding their way back. “Citizens of Glass” works as a longer piece, to be listened to from start to finish. A starkly intimate window to an artist who sounds and feels achingly vulnerable.

There is a neoclassical vibe running deep here. Obel manages to deftly sculpt sound to her bidding, creating beatifically tender soundscapes.

www.agnesobel.com M.A.Rivera supports musical artists. If you’d like to read more reviews and interviews, please visit www.indiemusic.co.

CRAFT BEER

What's on Tap

by Ronnie Chabot Carroll Distributing Company Craft Brand Manager

Here are some great beers to keep an eye out for

FLORIDA BREWS

Sandbar Sunday

Islamorada Beer Company Style: Wheat Ale Islamorada, Florida

Duke’s Cold Nose Bold City Brewery Style: Brown Ale Jacksonville, Florida

Florida Lager

Florida Beer Company Style: Lager Cape Canaveral, Florida

CRAFT BREWS

Grass Monkey

SweetWater Brewing Style: Hoppy Pale Wheat Atlanta, Georgia

Crème Brulee

Southern Tier Brewing Style: Imperial Stout Lakewood, New York

Joe IPA

10 Barrel Brewing Company Style: IPA Portland, Oregon

Till next month, Cheers Ronnie Chabot Craft Brand Manager

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M.R.’S

SKATE NEWS Our newest contributor is Mike Rogers, Grind for Life spokesman and founder. He’ll be covering all the skating news that’s fit to print and shining a spotlight on local skaters.

In 2004, Mike founded the Grind for Life, a 501(c)(3) charity and helped hundreds of people travel long distances to receive their cancer treatment. “A lot of people think they can be treated in their own community. Then they get this devastating news that they have to travel out of state to find doctors who specialize in their form of cancer.”

Mike has also educated thousands about cancer survival and recovery by sharing his story. His second bout with cancer inspired the idea for Grind for Life. He explained, “I lost my job, I used my whole retirement fund

to travel to New York and get treated by the doctors who had the most experience.” The first Grind for Life skate contest was held to help Mike pay off his medical bills.

The Grind for Life Skate Series has grown into an eight-part-contest that helps skateboarders establish global rankings. These rankings can be used to possibly start a winning record that can lead to the Olympics.

Grind for Life also provides skaters a charity to support and a chance to give back.

Each contest is part of the overall series.

Throughout the year, skaters amass points

during each contest. The points are then added together at the end of the year. The top three skaters in each age group are awarded prizes and a trophy. For Florida residents who’ve never skated in the Grind for Life Series, their first contest entry is free.

The Beachside Resident is happy to welcome Mike and Grind for Life to our team.

Together, we’re proud to support the community and the skaters who inspire us.

Grind for Life is a 501(c)(3) charity. For more information visit grindforlife.org.

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LO CAL

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By Kelsie Sandage

Vhilena for The Voice

When we sat down to talk, she noticed a heart-shaped bass clef pinned on my purse.

That same heart-shaped bass clef was given out as stickers during her friend Katie Ouellete’s memorial. It seemed like a sign. Almost as if Katie, who always believed in Vhilena’s singing abilities, was watching in approval as she goes after her dreams.

Vhilena has been singing since she can remember. Her adoptive parents told her she sang “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider” with her sister in the adoption video. When Vhilena met her biological father at 19, he said she was even a singing baby. She remembers writing and putting on shows with her sister for her childhood neighborhood so she “could be a star,” she laughed.

She sings all the time - no matter if it’s Thursdays at the Lagoon for karaoke, on Facebook Live or in her car. She sings in the car so much that when her husband Ryan can’t find her, he looks for her there. She’s usually singing her heart out. “I don’t know who I am without being able to sing it,” said Vhilena.

Her parents enrolled her in a music training program during high school. She had voice training and was signed to a girl group named Simply Devine. After their first CD had been recorded, disaster struck. The producer who signed them, Lou Pearlman, was arrested for embezzlement. Vhilena was crushed to get so close, and then have the rug pulled out from underneath her.

After that, she hosted karaoke nights while working in restaurants, and became a hairdresser. She became a mother, and her son her priority. Throughout it all, she maintained

Vhilena Nelson is a songstress with a heart of gold and the courage to go after her dreams. her passion for music in a sea of responsibility. But she no longer hosts karaoke nights or works three jobs. She’s now the co-owner of Escape Cocoa Beach with her husband, Ryan.

On February 4th, Vhilena will be in Las Vegas auditioning for The Voice. A friend from Foxborough, Massachusetts (where she is originally from) and a friend from Cocoa Beach are both traveling to Vegas with her for moral support.

Years ago she auditioned for the first American Idol. She won the karaoke contest while waiting in line, but didn’t get passed the tryouts. Her sister told Vhilena since The Voice first aired that she should audition for the show.

Vhilena has reached a point in her life that she’s happy with her eccentricities. Her personal trainer Terrance said, “Don’t be someone who talks about it; be about it”. “You are in charge of your destiny,” Vhilena added.

If she makes it onto The Voice, she’d be torn between two coaches: Alicia or Blake. “Blake would make me laugh. I think he would be comfortable like a best friend. [But] Alicia is girl power. I love what she represents for women in music.”

She may be a mother, a business owner, and a wife, but she’s still Vhilena - and Vhilena’s a singer. She’s showing the world that every day is an opportunity to go after your dreams.

Make sure to like Vhilena’s fan page on Facebook, and watch The Voice on NBC to show your support.

If you’d like to pursue the same dream visit thevoice.com and fill out a regisration form.

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Patrick AFB by 45th Space Wing Public Affairs

45th SW supports successful

SBIRS GEO Flight 3 Launch CAPE CANAVERAL AIR FORCE STATION, Fla. -The U.S. Air Force’s 45th Space Wing supported United Launch Alliance’s successful launch of the third Space Based Infrared Systems Geosynchronous Earth Orbit spacecraft aboard an Atlas V rocket from Launch Complex 41 here Jan. 20 at 7:42 p.m. ET. The successful launch of SBIRS GEO Flight 3 marks the third SBIRS satellite to be launched from CCAFS since 2011 and continues the replacement of the Defense Support Program constellation which has been in operation since 1970.

The SBIRS team is led by the U.S. Air Force Space and Missile Systems Center’s Remote Sensing Systems Directorate, located at Los Angeles Air Force Base, Calif. SBIRS is designed to provide global persistent infrared surveillance capability to meet 21st century demands in mission areas including missile warning, missile defense, technical intelligence and battlespace awareness.

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kicks off what is predicted to be a busy year on the Eastern Range.

“Congratulations to ULA, SMC and the entire integrated team who ensured the success of our first of potentially 30-plus launches this year,” said Brig. Gen. Wayne Monteith, 45th Space Wing commander and mission Launch Decision Authority. “Once again, the entire team worked hand-in-hand to make this another successful launch for the Air Force and our nation. This launch clearly demonstrates the successful collaboration we have with our mission partners as we continue to shape the future of America’s space operations and showcase why the 45th Space Wing is the ‘World’s Premier Gateway to Space.’”

FISHING REPORT

By Capt. Jamie Glasner

It’s the beginning of yet another month. February brings many different species to target. Plenty of fish to choose from both the inshore or the nearshore species.

Nearshore fishing, whether you like slow trolling or sight fishing, it’s the perfect time for both. Slow trolling for kingfish is hot right now along with some sailfish in the mix. If you can find live bait like pogies, greenies, or threadfins, then you’re golden. If you can make your own kingfish rigs-- a light wire with two treble hooks will do the job. I use a Shimano TLD20 matched with a Shimano Tallus Blue water rod with 30 to 40 pound mono for slow trolling kings or sailfish. There’s also tripletail and cobia to target which are a ton of fun to sight fish on fly or spinning rod. When you’re out looking for tripletail check for color changes or floating sargassum. Ranges of color within the water show a fluctuation in temperature.

That’s where I would look for cobia. Live bait, jigs, and live shrimp will be your best baits when targeting them.

The inshore bite is also on fire. Redfish

and trout are the main species to target until the black drum show up in good numbers. The winter time is also the best time to target big sea trout. As we get cold fronts, it pushes the fish into deeper holes on the flats. If you find the right hole, it’s like catching fish in a bathtub. In the mix, are also black drum which are a lot of fun to catch. If you’ve never caught one before they fight just like redfish but they’re not as spooky.

The only thing that can frustrate you is they can be very picky about bait sometimes. My choice of lures are the gulp jerk shads, and shrimp along with Logic Lures soft plastics. Well, that’s all I have for you this month so good luck out there and tight lines!

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HOROSCOPES AQUARIUS

GEMINI

LIBRA

This month Jupiter goes retrograde in your ninth house.

Positive thoughts are powerful. Tap into the power of prayer and watch the spark of miracles. I see a wonderful turn of events happening with this energy. This can be growth in career or career changes. I do see a more serious love relationship happening for you as well.

Someone from your past is coming up. People from the past need to stay in your past. They have nothing new to teach you. I feel this is a great time to trust your intuition. You can be very creative with this energy. This month does bring about some major changes, and you need to be more adaptable. For others, this month truth can be revealed to you.

Some mysterious situations start to make sense.

Watch your emotional self this month because Jupiter goes retrograde in your sign.

It’s not the best energy time for you. You can either be too emotionally needy or get to the bottom of things. You have trust issues for days; all your insecurities are going to come out at this time. Let go of them because those are past hurts that need to be healed.

Money worries are coming up but this can be more in your head. Try to tap into certainty and stop doubting the energies this month.

PISCES This month is your birthday month so put on your crown!

You still have some difficulties with people in your life, especially with your mother. It’s up to you to decide what you want to do. Uranus is making its way out of your second house this year; so money will get better for you. Over the next several months, it’s about closing certain chapters in your life, strengthening your emotional self, and being concerned about your own well-being.

ARIES This month is bringing good energy. February is going to be your month as the planets start to leave your 12th house and move into your first house. This can make you be more out and about and feel playful. Love is in the air, but you’re so quick to jump on board with new love opportunities. People in your life are guiding you on the path you need to be on, and a new direction for the month of February is in store for you.

TAURUS I feel with this energy this month the in-laws are controlling the neck and telling you what to do. For some, this is a great time for your career.

Watch your emotional self because you can be obsessed with either a love relationship or rejection because you didn’t get closure. For others, you could be more focused on your career goals. I do see love this month for Valentine’s and new love coming in for the unattached. But this new someone may want something more from you or vice versa.

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CANCER Change is happening with your career this month. For some, you could be more social and concerned with what others are thinking of you. You might not get along with those in authority or your parents with this energy.

For some of you, this is a time of letting go and moving on.

Watch your emotional thinking because the decisions that make this month could leave you in regret.

LEO Second chances are coming up for you in regards to relationships. You have a lot to think about at this time as to who you allow back into your life. You’re not ready to let go of certain people in your life.

Job opportunities that you applied or interviewed for may call you back this month.

I feel that your hard work and patience will pay off with this energy. For others, you need to keep the past in the past, or you could be wasting time talking about things that are already finished. It’s time to let go and move on.

VIRGO Watch your emotional self.

At the beginning of the month, we are still dealing with too much water in the sign of Pisces opposing your first house. So you could feel like making abrupt changes because of how you are feeling. Everything in life is temporary; this too shall pass.

These people or situations aren’t changing for you. For others of you, good news is coming your way this month, and I see fun dates out with a certain someone.

SCORPIO You have a lot of good things happening to you this month. With this energy, you’re not making decisions as a way to manipulate a person or a situation. You’re holding out on a better deal. The ball is in your court, and you are calling the shots. obsessed with a particular crush, so careful because while you’re obsessing other parts of your world all falling. If it’s meant to be then, it’s not meant to be. If not then let it go.

SAGITTARIUS Keep it positive with this energy.

Watch how you talk to others because you say what’s on your mind without any sugar and it really hurts people’s feelings. You are trying to work on yourself this month. You aren’t over an ex because you haven’t found closure.

In regards to love, you are either staying or going. Stop changing your mind. Be careful with the decisions. Try to find freedom with relationships.

CAPRICORN Jupiter goes retrograde this month in your tenth house.

Business could slow down at this time, but you can delve into faith to help it along.

Watch your emotions and communicate your feelings. I feel you can be too obsessed with things that you don’t want to happen.

Good situations you’ve been waiting for will finally happen with this energy.

Daily, weekly and monthly video horoscopes available online at mariemoorehoroscopes. com or youtube.com/#/user/ mrsmoreful

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Resident of the Month | By Natalie Palmadesso Maria’s mother was hospitalized for two months. With no family, no money, and no support, she said, “I ended up in an orphanage. I was there for a little over a month. Then I lived with a nice family so my mother could recuperate.” Fortunately, she had a pleasant experience in the orphanage. She recalled playing on a trampoline and a lady reading to the children daily during her time there.

Committee

Maria liked to do everything herself and didn’t want help for a long time. “The last two or three years, I’ve had a small committee.” She utilizes a small network of people who seek out sponsors, sell tickets and acquire auction items. “The last few years they’ve really helped out. I’m learning to delegate.”

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A Night to Remember

Every year the gala has a theme. This year

it’s “An Evening in Japan.” The gala will include entertainment, gourmet food and silent and live auctions. Maria would like the event to get bigger and better and have more impact. She’s set her eye on the event’s next milestone. “I would love to see it grow; I’d like to double what we’re bringing in. I want to raise $300,000 a year for them going forward.”

Portraits of Possibilities “An Evening in Japan” Gala will be held on February 18 from 6-10pm at the Holy Name of Jesus Life Center Hall at 3050 North Hwy A1A in Indialantic. For more information about tickets and sponsorship visit ChsPortraits.com

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foster parents aren’t trained to help the girls that have had more traumatic experiences.”

Most of the girls live at the Hacienda until they’re 18 and age out of foster care. “Because of their situations and their past, they don’t have family that they can rely on. It’s our job to help them become independent.”

Giving Back

Jessica loves making the world more beautiful one space at a time. “Being an artist, I sometimes feel a little [frivolous]. I wonder what I’m doing for society. It’s nice to balance your career talent and success with giving back. Children’s Home Society is a start. Making the space beautiful for those girls is my drive.”

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INQUIRE of

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By Juliet Pomodoro

Dear Juliet,

I recently met a sweet lady on the ol’ interwebs, and we have gone on two dates. I have had so much fun with her. I want to pursue something deeper and more lasting. Here’s the rub: we come from different ends of the political spectrum. Can an elephant and a donkey ever find love?

-Sweet on a Donkey in Siesta Key Dear Sweet, Have you ever heard the old saying that opposites attract? I think even in today’s changing climate, two people with different worldviews can fall (and stay) in love. As long as you have two things: chemistry and respect!

Pick your battles, and always speak from a place of love.

Love, Juliet

Dear Juliet,

I have tried dating, and I have been set up by many well-meaning friends. But I have a secret that I can’t tell them. I don’t like dating because I’m in love with myself. I love to spend time doting on myself, and pampering yours truly. I even have the best bedroom life!

Is it wrong to love being alone?

-All By Myself in Orlando Dear All, I think if you spend enough time alone you won’t have to explain it to others. You’re simply in love with the man in the mirror. We should know ourselves best, after all, and you seem to like what you see! I think it’s time for you to come out as an autosexual.

Love, Juliet

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Dear Juliet,

I am a hairy woman. Very. Very. Hairy. I have spent a huge part of my income and half of my life trying to control it, cutting, bleaching, waxing, and creams. You name it; I’ve tried it.

We are told we are supposed to remove hair by whatever means necessary. But this all seems like too much! Will I hurt my love life if I let my garden grow?

-Bushy in Kissimmee Dearest Bushy, The right person for you will love you in all your wooly glory. If you present yourself to the world in an authentic way, then the right person will be attracted to that. The important thing, Bushy, is to love yourself first. It’s like I always say: Let your freak flag fly!

Love, Juliet

Dear Juliet,

In all the classrooms in all the world, I had to land in this one. I think I’m in love with my professor! She’s an older, worldly woman who wears her hair just so. How can I get her to notice me and participate in some extracurricular activities?

-Hot for Teacher in Gainesville Dear Hot, My, you do wish to be the teacher’s pet, don’t you? The truth is, if your prof spends any time studying you after class, she’s got to like you more than her job. Gone are the days when students and teachers could mingle in the way you wish. If you’re still convinced, at least wait until the semester is over before you start polishing her an apple.

Love, Juliet

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