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The Music Issue Publisher’s Playlist

PUBLISHER Craig Harriman CREATIVE DIRECTOR Francis Gigantic CONTENT MANAGER Rachel Bilchak INTEGRATED MEDIA SPECIALISTS Teresa Speed Haley Thompson DESIGN Bob Long

1. “SAFE AND SOUND”

INTERNS

REBELUTION

Joseph Crown, Alex Dreyer and Mitch Braun

2. “ONE LOVE”

BOB MARLEY 3. “ANGLES FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE GROUND”

WILLIE NELSON 4. “HYPNOTIZE”

NOTORIOUS B.I.G 5. “BLIND TO YOU”

COLLIE BUDDZ

6. “GREEN RIVER”

CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL 7. “TAKE THE POWER BACK”

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE 8. “A BOY NAMED SUE”

JOHNNY CASH

9. “I’LL NEVER SMOKE WEED WITH WILLIE AGAIN”

TOBY KEITH

10. “HOTEL CALIFORNIA”

EAGLES

11. “COMFORTABLY NUMB”

PINK FLOYD

12. “GOOD VIBRATIONS”

THE BEACH BOYS

TURN IT UP!

On The Cover The Music Issue

(Digital Art) by Francis Gigantic Whether you’re playing an instrument, spinning some vinyl, or listening to the tunes streaming through your ear buds, there is so much more to the music experience than just what you can hear. Music impacts our emotions, often singing directly to our tumultuous inner workings. It also is one of the best means of bringing people together.

Whatever medium you choose, let music work its magic on you.

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Contributors

Jackie Beatty, Jenny Bilchak, Scott Bussen, Gable Costello, Lisa Darmana, Samantha Deebel, Jamie Glasner, Greg Gordon, Vern Hobbs, Scooter Newell, Nataleigh Palmer, Matthew Phillips, Hershlay Raymond, Dan Reiter, M. Alberto Rivera, Bart Savagewood, Romeo Pomodoro, and Lance Stardancer.

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Contents

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Strange Florida Word on the Street Lifeguards Book of the Month Horoscopes Gardening Tips Recipe of the Month Bartender of the Month Restaurant of the Month Chef ’s Corner 10 Questions Resident of the Month Open for Business Local Amp Music Calendar Album Reviews Get Out of Town The Art Side Jedi Grind Tricks Florida Surf Museum Boardrider of the Month Surfrider Cocoa Beach Fishing Reports Patrick AFB Puzzles Answers/Bleed Page The Movies Inquire of Romeo Out and About

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Florida Canine Takes Home “World’s Ugliest Dog” Prize Dogs and their owners traveled from far and wide to the Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds in Petaluma, California for the 27th World’s Ugliest Dog contest. The winner was Quasi Modo, a 10-year-old pit bull-Dutch shepherd mix from Loxahatchee, Florida.

Often confused with a hyena or a Tasmanian devil, Quasi Modo has a spinal birth defect that causes him to have a hunchback. No matter how funny he is to look at, Quasi’s owner says he has an incredibly bubbly personality. The World’s Ugliest Dogs are scored in several categories, including special or unusual attributes, personality and natural ugliness.

Underage and Under Arrest Ei g ht e en - y e a r - o l d Christine Stoudemire of Ponte Vedra not only felt that driving drunk was a good idea, she also thought it was okay to give the officer who pulled her over a fake ID. After witnessing a silver Honda weaving in

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Stoudemire refused, and was then transported to a nearby jail. This is when Hernandez discovered the ID she had given him was a fake. When confronted with this fact, Stoudemire offered Hernandez $15 to buy it back, stating that “it took her months to be able to get the money” to pay for it.

and out of lanes and making a bad right turn, Officer Christopher Hernandez pulled Stoudemire over and attempted to conduct field sobriety tests.

Man Decides to Quiet Noisy Neighbors Via Kidnapping When his neighbors were too loud for his liking, 61-year-old Leon Thurston of Vero Beach decided that abducting Jessica Scoville from her home was the best remedy. Thurston broke into Scoville’s laundry room brandishing a gun and a baton. He assaulted her husband David with the baton, then forced Jessica out of her home.

Thurston took her to nearby Charles Park, where he made her walk around for hours before she escaped after telling him she needed to use the restroom. Jessica flagged down police officers just outside the park. Thurston faces multiple charges.

Beachside Fireworks Schedule

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Thurs : July 2

Port Canaveral at The Cove

Fri : July 3

Cocoa Beach at Sidney Fischer Park

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Smoke on the Water & Fire in the Sky 7/2-7/4: This three-day Independence Celebration will have stunning fireworks displays to dazzle and delight. Enjoy fireworks over the harbor in Port Canaveral on Thursday, fireworks over the beach in Cocoa Beach on Friday, and fireworks over the river in Cocoa Village on Saturday. The celebrations will occur between 8pm and 10pm each night. Call 321-433-4470 for more information.

Cocoa 7/25: Cocoa Village Christmas in July/Shop Small Sip & Stroll from 5pm-9pm. Get a little touch of the holiday spirit with this family event. $20 in advance or $25 the night of the event, participants will receive a commemorative glass, shopping bag, and a map of participating merchants. For more information, go to visitcocoavillage. com/events/sip-stroll, or call Susan at The Village Spiceman, 321-749-3407

Cocoa Beach 7/4: VFW Post 10148 Pig Roast The canteen opens at 11am! Find out more at www.facebook.com/ CocoaBeachVFW

7/11: Cocoa Beach Skatepark 10 Year Anniversary. Come celebrate ten years of shredding!

Stop by for some free lessons at 10:30am, watch the trick contests in the evening, and then stop by Coconuts for the after party at 9:30pm.

Cape Canaveral 7/11: City of Cape Canaveral Street Eats. This is the debut night of a free al fresco dining event which will take place henceforth every 2nd Saturday on Taylor Avenue. Come get some bites from places like Curbies, Twisted Plates, Kona Dog, and more. For more information, go to www.cityofcapecanaveral.org.

7/11: Cape Canaveral Beach Clean up with Keep Brevard Beautiful and the Sea Turtle Preservation Society at Cherie Down Park from 8am-10pm.

Melbourne & Eau Gallie 7/15-7/16: Hot July Nights Concerts, A Not in the Park Picnic Concert. Come see Swingtime Jazz Band partner with vocalists Sally Hart and Len Fallen to play a spectacular show at Melbourne Auditorium. This event is totally free, and guests are encouraged to pack a meal for this indoor “picnic” experience. The concert begins at 6:30pm.

Sat : July 4

Cocoa Village at Riverfront Park with the Brevard Symphony Orchestra

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7/25: Submission Deadline for 10th Annual 100% Pure Florida Exhibition. This exhibition, which will run in September at the 5th Avenue Art Gallery, draws from the talents of artists all over the state of Florida.

“Pure Florida” refers to the artists’ residence, and 50-60 pieces will go into the exhibit. Some cash prizes will be awarded, and the Best of Show will receive a solo-exhibition in June, 2016.

Go to fifthavenueartgallery. com/100-pure-florida-annual-juried-show/ for more information.

7/25-7/26: Brevard Home and Garden Expo. Come to the Melbourne Auditorium to explore over 65 exhibitors with

Sunset and Bioluminescence Tours 7/17-7/18: Sunset and Bioluminescence Tour with Space Coast River Tours. The time has come when the waters of the Banana River Lagoon become alight with the emergence of bioluminescent plankton. Trips depart from Kelly Park East, $38 for adults, $34 for seniors 65+, and $29 for children 3-12. Go to spacecoastrivertours.com to learn more. the latest home and garden products and services.

From remodeling to repairs, you’ll find what you need for house and home at the Expo. For more information, go to www.brevardexpos.com 7/30: New Cigar Night at Executive Cigar from 7pm-10pm. Come see the new patio and new cigars offered at Executive Cigar Shop and Lounge in Melbourne, 837 E. New Haven Ave.

Merritt Island 7/11: USA Jr. Olympic Windsurfing Festival at Kelly Park from 8:15am-5pm. Children ages 8-17 can come together for a day of competitive windsurfing. For beginners there is a free min-clinic in the morning

and a mini-boat building activity in the afternoon. Experienced windsurfers can enter the races, the cost is $25 and includes lunch and equipment.

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Titusville 7/11: 4th Annual Creepy Crawly Day at the Enchanted Forest Sanctuary. Bring the entire family to the Forest to learn more about critters commonly found in Brevard County. Snack on edible insects, make some crafts, and go on guided hikes during this fun filled day! For more information, go to facebook.com/ EnchantedForestSanctuary

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Lifeguards

The Economy of a Mole

by Nataleigh Palmer

A healthy glow broadcasts our beachside lifestyle.

While busy catching that next wave or trimming back that last tree we can forget to reapply sunblock. Sunburns can sour a vacation and ruin a weekend. We often think the price of an over baked tan is just an ugly peel, but not taking proper precautions could end up costing us a whole lot more.

High SPF sunblock promises to protect freckled skin.

Even if we’re careful to plan ahead for the sun, distractions can make it easy to forgot to reapply sunscreen.

Infrequent application of sunblock is akin to only occasionally brushing your teeth.

The American Cancer Society recommends sunblock every hour to 90 minutes.

According to John Hopkins Medicine Online Health Library, when “... exposed to sunlight, the skin changes in response to this exposure.

Most people have some skin

marks, such as freckles and moles, which may multiple or darken over time.”

The scientific community uses the word mole as an international unit. It is a base unit for the atomic measurement of very small things. Moles on your body are tougher to measure. Size, shape and color changes should be evaluated by a doctor. Six weeks of uncertainty has an atomic weight and gravity against your chest that’s even harder to quantify.

Budgeting for a mole removal is a challenge. Doctors don’t list prices on menus, and the mystery of doctors’ fees, primary

Book Month of the

The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)

By Chris Harwick / Berkley Books, 2011

Chris Hardwick, host of MTVs “Single Out”, had it all. He had a career that according to him was based on being in the right place at the right time. Fast forward ten years when his failed career was the butt of a John Stewart joke that made him question his

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life. After getting sober, he picked up the broken pieces of his shattered career, credit, and body and rebuilt his life. Hardwick is now a successful stand-up comedian, writer, podcaster and leader of the Internet based media giant Nerdist Industries. This non-fiction

vs specialist, deductibles and out of pocket can be mindnumbing. During a routine appointment my doctor noted a mole and suggested removal. $177 had to be surrendered before the scalpel even touched skin. Then the shadowy mole was analyzed in a lab, which charged $341 for a Level IV Tissue exam. My insurance paid $134.12. Without insurance, I would’ve paid $578. With insurance, the mole cost me $311.12. The price of it roaming my shoulder unchecked; unknown.

Healthy habits promise to save money as well as lives.

Daily application of sunblock regardless of weather is as necessary as sunglasses. A pencil sized freckle can blossom into a tiny assassin right under your nose. The safest tan comes out of a bottle. A noncancerous mole cost me over three hundred dollars to remove but the knowledge gained was priceless.

book is a hybrid of his nerd-centric based personal improvement tips, comedy and autobiography.

Hardwick breaks down his system into sections covering Mind, Body and Time Management. A few of his topic headings include “Decisions and Choices Are Not Trying to Murder You”, “Doctor Xaviering Your Mind”, and “Bread Crumb Your Life with Music”. He takes well known self-improvement strategies and slants a gamer tracking system.

In the Mind section he calls Nerd Mapping, he suggests buying a notebook with graph paper and creating a plan for self-improvement to plot your success. Similar to David Allen’s book “Getting

Horoscopes

by Lance Stardancer

CANCER

Yes, in case you’re wondering, size does matter. But you knew that already, didn’t you, you jerk. I mean, you’re probably the only guy I know who’s decided to outfit his crappy, second-hand Mazda with a really wide muffler. That high-pitched buzzing sound you make when you accelerate past me at the stoplight is such a turn-on!

LEO

Don’t get too concerned when you go broke, lose your significant other in a ugly divorce and break both legs in a freak bocce accident. Everything will be all better when a friend passes along her copy of “The Secret.”

VIRGO

This feeling of insecurity that’s been hanging over your head stems from the the fact that you’ve never really satisfied a woman, you drive like an old lady, you were never any good at sports, and even though you’re in your mid-30s, your little sister could still take you in a fist fight.

Wait, don’t cry. I didn’t mean it. I was just joking! You’re the man! Seriously.

SCORPIO

Of all your flaws, your unwillingness to plan ahead is your most crippling. This month, however, it proves to be very

Things Done” or “GTD”, Hardwick suggests listing short and long term goals and ranking them by difficulty. He recommends creating rectangular blocks that correspond to the steps needed to complete tasks that becomes your progress bars. Every step closer to the goal, you color your progress bar. He suggests the following: assign yourself Experience Points for each task you complete based on level of difficulty. Set a target number of points to attain by the end of the week. If you score enough points you earn a treat. In the Body section, he also includes workout tips with cartoons and descriptions. The Time section includes helpful hints such as how to track and control your

beneficial once you forgo stocking your apartment with items from your hurricane survival checklist to splurge for a slightly better brand of gin. Drink up and ride it out on your futon, you obstinate genius.

AQUARIUS

LIBRA

PISCES

You didn’t run out of gas last month; you only needed a pit stop. Refreshed and refueled, you head back out onto the track a full two laps before anyone else — at least until you have to take another pit stop to void your bladder of the 2-liter Colosso-Gulp of Dr. Pepper you foolishly chose to guzzle down at the first pit stop. Coming in last does suck, but boy did that feel good.

SAGITTARIUS

You’ve been suffering in silence for far too long. It’s high time you addressed the thing that hurts you directly. Write to: Department of the Treasury, Internal Revenue Service; Austin, TX 73301-0002?

CAPRICORN

Take a break from what you’re doing. Look at what people are doing around you. Check your plans in relation to those of others and see if there’s a way you can combine forces and kill more birds with fewer stones.

This shouldn’t be difficult, seeing as how slow those stupid sandhill cranes are.

The one who loves you with a pure and unconditional love will support your right to make a choice, even if she doesn’t agree with it. After all, that’s what you’re paying her for, right.

You’re an earth sign. You like to give the peace sign. As life passes you by, you never read between the lines. Don’t ever sign on the bottom line and get your shoes shined. It’s about time.

ARIES

You’re at a crossroads, and you must decide which path to take: calling your breakfast joint/ strip club venture “Waffles & Boobs” or “Legs Benedict.” The choice is clear.

TAURUS

Your stars this month point toward you receiving a lot of attention for your bold fashion sense, but people will simply point and laugh at the sight of a grown man jogging in a lycra onesie.

GEMINI

There’s a lot to be said for someone brave enough to take the bull by the horns, but there’s only a short paragraph’s worth of words in The Pamplona Expat’s obituaries for another gringo stupid enough to get gored.

time, and how to fix your credit.

Hardwick combines philosophies such a Stoicism and Buddhism as well as humor for self-empowerment. Most readers will recognize tips from David Allen’s book “GTD” and other self- development books.

Hardwick isn’t covering new ground. He’s employing proven systems and adding a humorous, Nerdist spin too fun to miss. This is a great book for anyone who is looking for novel ways to discuss everyday problems and solutions.

–Nataliegh Palmer

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Gardening Tips

How to Become a Midnight Gardener

By Nataleigh Palmer

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Summer gardening can be difficult. Hot mornings and rainy afternoons can keep even the most dedicated gardeners out of their yards. Brave home farmers have a third option.

Midnight Gardening is an umbrella term for yard work completed just before or after sundown or sunrise. Gardens require constant tending.

Plants need to be re-staked periodically, weeded, vines cut back and fertilized regardless of weather. This extra time window can provide gardeners with pockets before or after work to accomplish their daily chores. The cooler temperatures and lack of sunlight can also prevent heat exhaustion and sunburns. If properly protected from bugs and provided light, gardeners can get more accomplished in these hours than they would braving the afternoon swelter.

into the twilight hours. Avoid relying on garden twinkle lights or lit paths. Whether raking leaves, pulling weeds, or staking vegetables, you need to see everything clearly in front of you. On a moonless night, a ten or fifteen dollar headlight can illuminate your yard and protect you from stumbling over roots or plants in the yard. A 105- lumen headlamp brightens everything in a backyard. If the idea of a headlamp leaves you cold, there are several ball caps that have built in head lamps.

These are lighter and easy to use. If you already have a favorite hat, clip on lamps are also available online or at many big box stores.

A few ideas to maximize your nightly yard work potential

Bug Repellent

Light Some are lucky to have a bright porch light and can work well

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Shade gardeners need bug repellent both day and night.

Midnight gardeners can’t avoid using some type of bug repellent. Bug spray and traps can be effective tools. Several companies sell bug repellent clip-ons to your clothes or can be sat on a table. These clip-ons keep bugs

at bay without spraying chemicals directly on your skin. Bug lights can minimize bug activity but not eliminate. Mosquitoes breed in standing water so avoid birdbaths and buckets of water around your yard.

Protective clothes and shoes Always wear gloves and yard shoes or boots to protect your hands and feet. Good gardening shoes are a must regardless of light. Sturdy shoes protect you from unpleasant surprises such as snakes, lizards, or mice who may cross your path.

Don’t let fear of bugs or lack of sunlight prevent you from tackling your garden to- do list.

Head lamps or back yard lights help you see what’s in front of you. Bug repellent, long sleeves, jeans, and gardening shoes protect you from bugs and other garden hazards. The proper tools can empower you to keep your yard thriving- or at least surviving through these muggy days of summer

Do you know a yard or gardener that you want spotlighted for the next issue? Tell me about it.

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Summer is a wonderful time for tropical foods. I’ve always loved plantains with my rice and beans and huge spoon of salsa on top! Here are two easy recipes for using plantains other than just sliced and fried. Enjoy!

Stuffed Plantains 3 ripe plantains 2 tbsp. Butter 2 tbsp. Cornstarch 1/4 lb. Grated cheese of your choice Cut the plantains in half and cut off the end bits. Put them in a large pot of boiling water (enough to cover) and boil for 20 minutes. Drain, peel, and mash together with butter and cornstarch. Cool slightly. Dust hands with cornstarch and then

take a handful of mix. Form a nest in the center and fill with cheese, then shape into a ball.

Deep fry or fry in a pan until golden brown.

Stir-Fried Plantains with Chinese Cabbage 1 large plantain,peeled and sliced into thin half-moons 1 regular size Chinese cabbage, shredded 1 bunch scallions sliced

1 small green pepper, sliced 3 tbsp. Vinegar Heat a tbsp.of oil in a fry pan or wok and add the plantains and green onions. Stir-fry for a few minutes, then add the cabbage and pepper. Continue frying until the cabbage is wilted and then add the vinegar. Stir-fry for one more minute, and then serve immediately. This goes great with roasted meats, jerk chicken, coconut curries, baked tofu or a bowl of gazpacho!

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Bartender ofthe Month

Sarah Hogan

of Hogan’s Irish Bar

CRAFT BEER

The most underrated?

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A good Irish whiskey neat or on the rocks, forget the mixer. Personal favourite Irish whiskey is Powers John’s Lane Release or Redbreast 12 Year Can you recommend a triedand-true hangover cure?

Two Advil and a large Bloody Mary, my bartender Cody makes a exceptional one. Blue cheese stuffed olives and all the trimmings will have you feeling human again in no time.

Which celebrity, living or dead, would you most like to serve in your bar?

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Originally from County Mayo, Ireland, our July Bartender has spent the past three years perfecting the beachside lifestyle.

It didn’t take long for Sarah Hogan to fall in love with the Space Coast. Arriving here in 2012, Sarah was quick to take up hobbies such as yoga and paddle boarding, exploring the rivers and beaches and scoping out the wildlife. In addition to working at the family bar, Sarah enjoys exploring the area for craft cocktails and fine dining.

What might readers be surprised to know about you?

I spent a lot of time in my final year in university in Galway, Ireland as part of my major in human anatomy doing a full body human dissection course.

Anyone who knows me knows I’m pretty squeamish so this was a pretty big deal for me to complete, but I learned so so much.

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What’s your favorite thing about tending bar?

I love meeting new people and hearing about their different backgrounds and where they are from. You never know who’s going to come through that door.

Least favorite thing?

Bad manners. The words “please” and “thank you” are the magic words when you’re speaking to any bartender.

What’s the best drinking music?

I think it depends on the mood, place and time of day; personally I enjoy reggae music, as it’s got a beachy vibe and suits the mood in this area.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve witnessed from behind the bar?

One time a group of young SpaceX engineers came in and built our giant Jenga game up so that it could touch the ceiling of the bar, I didn’t even think that was possible. They were so fun!

What’s the strangest concoction you’ve ever been asked to make?

A Jameson Bloody Mary with a Guinness head, wrong on so many levels.

What, in your opinion, is the most overrated drink out there?

Irish carbombs. I get asked for them all the time and I don’t understand why anyone would want to drink something that curdles and looks like vomit before it gets into your stomach, and I really don’t think it tastes like chocolate milk .

I would like to serve Mr. Elon Musk, the founder of SpaceX and Tesla. I would try and convince him to give me a seat on his shuttle to Mars. He has some far out ideas!

Which one would you love to kick out?

Tom Cruise, no explanation needed What are some of the things on your bucket list?

A road trip all around America, I’ve got the travel bug now.

Also whale watching in Alaska.

What would you like to come back as in your next life?

A narwhal, because it’s like a mixture of a whale and a unicorn.

Any parting words of wisdom?

“Life is like a cup of tea, it’s all how you make it,” as my dad Paudie Hogan says. It’s a good thing I’ve perfected my tea making skills as a typical Irish woman.

Hogan’s Irish Bar is located at 6600 N Atlantic Ave, Cape Canaveral. Call them at (321) 613-3854 and look for them on Facebook as Hogan’s Irish Bar

Kell’s at Cocoa Beach Restaurant ofthe Month “Hospitality is a trait that’s hard to teach. It’s part of how you were raised.”

When eating at a restaurant, the atmosphere is just as important as the food you’re eating. At Kell’s at Cocoa Beach, a quartet of owners with decades of experience between them are all dedicated to making sure that anyone who steps through their doors receives the best of both worlds, and then some.

Daniel Cordis, John McIlhenny, Tim Rodgers and Ryan Stagg allowed their culinary, business, and musical savvy to collide, resulting in an establishment that can be enjoyed by both tourists and locals alike.

Both Cordis and Stagg previously lived in Chicago, and came to Cocoa Beach specifically to make Kell’s a reality.

Before making their way down south, the duo owned and operated multiple restaurants in the Chicago area, including Wise Fools Pub, a famous blues club that opened in 1968 in Lincoln Park, a Wisconsin-style supper club in Wrigleyville, and finally a bourbon and barbeque joint called Pitchfork. These and many more undertakings helped to provide them with the inspiration for what would soon be Kell’s at Cocoa Beach.

Chef’s Corner

Mike Della Cioppa Open Mike’s

Sometimes, the inspiration to open a restaurant can come from just one single recipe.

For Mike Della Cioppa of Open Mike’s in Melbourne, that one recipe was for hummus. Housed inside Florida Discount Music, Open Mike’s started out as a coffee lounge where some of the best local music and comedy acts would perform nightly.

Whether there to catch a laugh or enjoy a funk, jazz, or blues

show, it wasn’t long before customers began to request for some snacks to go along with their java. Having perfected a hummus recipe at home, Mike decided to make it available at the lounge. It was an instant success, and before long patrons were clamoring for more to munch on. He started out by

“I’ve been afflicted with a lifelong obsession with restaurants. My career has been dedicated to service and food, in that order too!” Cordis tells us. “I have collected and created the recipes that make up the menu at Kell’s. I’ve been lucky to work with some great chefs over my 25- year career.

adding a fruit and cheese board, and then dove headfirst into a full kitchen. Now in addition to your favorite coffee drinks, you can find a menu stocked with gourmet flatbreads, delicious paninis, and organic green salads. Pay special attention to the openfaced tuna melt and the “Spicy Florez” panini, but make sure you show some love to Mike’s hummus, the recipe that started it all.

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I worked in fine dining at the Boca Resort and Club, the Broadmoor Hotel, Nick’s Fishmarket… I also designed the menu for Bistro Zinc on Rush Street in Chicago, and I lived and cooked in France.”

The diverse menu at Kell’s reflects the owners’ goals of showcasing only their favorite foods. The managers are particularly proud of their award-winning BBQ Baby Back Ribs, affectionately referred to as “pork candy”. What are proving to be the biggest crowd pleaser though are the burgers. “At one point, I researched hamburger meat for six months, so I know exactly the grind and cuts of beef to use,” Cordis said. “We have it ground specifically for Kell’s, and you simply won’t find a better burger.”

If you’re jonesing for a sandwich to fill you up, consider the “Bib Burger”. A half pound of meat, apple wood-smoked bacon, cheese and an over-easy

egg are the building blocks of this behemoth, and Kell’s puts it on special for only $6 every Wednesday. Naturally, with something so delectable in front of you, you need an accompanying beverage that’s capable of holding its own.

This is where Ryan Stagg, m ixolo g ist and General Manager, comes in to shine.

His experience slinging drinks on Division Street in Chicago helped him to develop a bevy of craft cocktails perfect as an addition to any meal, or to be enjoyed all on their own.

Stagg recommends the “Bourbonade”, a delightful concoction of Old Forester Bourbon, sweet vermouth, fresh iced tea and lemonade, garnished with a slice of orange and a cherry.

Stagg has another role that is essential to the overall Kell’s experience, and that is handling the live entertainment.

“At Wise Fools in Chicago, we would often have over 60 bands in one month. So, we are picky about who plays here,

which is good for our customers,” laughs Cordis. “Ryan has his own booking agency and has some top local acts coming in July, including Panama and Vintage.”

So the next time you’re in the mood for a thirst-quencher, delicious meal, live tunes, or a combination of the three, head over to Kell’s- where the working owners go out of their way to make sure their guests are happy. In its debut year as a beachside business, Kell’s is fast perfecting an atmosphere of casual ease.

Ongoing renovations are really showcasing that feel, and the outdoor bar and music area is the perfect place for guests to kick back and unwind a bit.

“When you come to Kell’s, you’ll feel comfortable,” says Cordis. “We want our guests to have fun.”

Meet up at Kell’s: 315 W. Cocoa Beach Cswy. Call them at (321) 783-8300, online at KellsAtCocoaBeach.com or Facebook: KellsCocoaBeach

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Open Mike’s is located at 454 N. Harbor City Blvd in Melbourne. Online at OpenMikes.com or Facebook at OpenMikesLounge. Phone (321) 254-5645

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Al Gatör from Golf N Gator

by Nataleigh Palmer

The hardest working gator in Brevard County is none other than Chompy, the waving mascot of Golf N Gator. Often one of the first sights for those entering Cape Canaveral, Chompy has spent a little more than a year spreading joy and happiness around town.

1. What’s your full name?

It’s a long one, so you can call me Al, but most people just refer to me as the “gator man”, “gator guy”, “gator dude” etc.

2. How old are you?

I’m 9 million years young.

3. Where are you from?

Which swamp?

improvements. I think that if you go out of your way to put extra effort into your business that it usually pays off in the long run.

7. Are you a good golfer?

I’m a pretty lousy golfer. People assume that I’m an expert since I

9. What’s your waving philosophy?

I try wave to everyone even barking dogs and hecklers. I try to keep up a rhythm and I have crafted a way of waving that’s less tiring. A fast frantic wave is less tiring for me in the long run, than a slow sweeping wave.

10. You are often the first gator someone waves to when they come down A1A. How does it feel to be the town greeter?

When I first started this job a while back, I never thought that

My cover story is that I live in a swamp with my gator minions.

I’m actually a researcher from Alpha Centauri out to gather intelligence on the daily lives of earthlings.

4. What is the funniest experience you’ve had while working?

Some random guy told me that “gators don’t belong out of the water” and insisted that he was going to throw me back into the gator pond. There was also a little boy who thought I was a real gator.

5. What was the nicest meeting you had with a fan?

There was this one guy who shouted that I was “the best gator in Florida” and gave me twenty bucks. That guy was awesome.

6. What’s your favorite course?

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work at a golf course. I’m rarely out on the course playing golf. I spend most of my the time out by the road waving to cars and trying to attract customers with my dance moves. I would say that goofy dancing is more of my specialty.

8. How do you keep up the energy level?

I keep lots of Gatorade on hand.

If it’s really hot out I try to seek out areas with the most breeze and shade. I tend to think a lot of it also comes down to psychology. If I’m hot, I try to envision myself swimming in an icy lake.

it would become a thing. I enjoy making people laugh, if you’re having a bad day hopefully my goofy dancing will make your day a little bit brighter.

Al Gatör is a gator-shaped whirlwind of positive attitude, high energy and goofy fun. If you want to catch a wave, Al Gatör can be found from 3:30-8 weekdays and weekends from 2-8 at the Golf N Gator on North Atlantic Ave in Cape Canaveral, FL.

Resident ofthe Month

Eric Lee

President of the Space Coast Symphony Orchestra

by Nataleigh Palmer

Eric Lee is no ordinary man. He is President of the Space Coast Symphony Orchestra, a tuba player, podcaster, mentor, and grill master. He co-owns two companies, cooks barbecue for Maestro’s Cafe, and occasionally, acts as a grocery-delivery man for the cafe.

You grew up in Indiana and went to school and lived in Chicago. What brought you to Florida?

Our friend invited us to come and visit them on Merritt Island.

It’s great because you’re between two rivers, and also so close to the beach. The real estate price was right so we bought a home.

We rented it out for a while and eventually moved here full-time in 2005. My wife’s dad lived with us until he passed away.

You play the tuba for SCSO. What else do you play and how old were you when you realized you had a talent for music?

In Indiana they started band in 5th Grade. I was a big fan of the television show, “Gomer Pyle,

USMC”. There was one episode where Gomer played a sousaphone. In real life Andy Griffith played the tuba as well. I double on Bass Trombone. I also took piano lessons as a child. I was a music education major so we took basic classes on all the instruments.

Can you tell us a little about SCSO Mentorship Program?

That’s something we’ve done from the beginning. We find talented college or high school students and give them an opportunity to play with the orchestra.

Can you tell us more about the “Maestro’s On Air” podcast, which you say is “a discussion of culture, news events and life on the Space

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Coast, and highlights the music, concerts and personalities of the Space Coast Symphony Orchestra?”

EVERY SUNDAY 1pm-7pm

We love what we do. The interviews that Aaron Collins, the conductor, does are always really interesting and educational.

He’s a little more serious than we are of course. Bill Trudeau (Co-host and Communication Director for the SCSO) has had a lot of radio experience and so has Jeremy Hickman (Executive Producer). According to Bill, “The Podcast is like a radio show without the radio transmitter.

There’s really no difference.”

Microbrew $4 Jerk Chicken Sandwich $5

You talk a lot about food at the Maestro’s Cafe, located just inside the main entrance to the Brevard Central Library and Reference Center. What’s your favorite sandwich there?

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Philly, Pastrami or Reuben.

Who do the proceeds of Maestro’s Cafe benefit?

They benefit the SCSO once we’re in positive cash flow.

Ned Keller, Executive Director (Ret), of the Brevard Library Foundation called SCSO the Blue Collar Symphony. Why do you embrace that nickname?

It sums up what we wanted to do with SCSO. We want to make music affordable for everyone.

In addition to serving as President of the SCSO, you play tuba for SCSO, help run the Cafe, and run an assisted living facility. Would you like to tell us more about that?

My wife, Colleen, and I run Fetch! Pet Care of Brevard since 2007. We also run an Adult Family Care Home, called Just

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B-Side Guide

To Live Music on Space Coast If there’s one thing people the world over love, it’s to listen to live music. You can find some great music at fantastic venues here, and no matter if you lived here all your life or it’s your first time visiting, there’s space for you on the B-Side.

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Directly across the street from Coconuts, the Beach Shack has a vibe all its own. Famous for its regular blues nights, it’s an easy place to relax and catch some tunes. Music fills the bar from the corner dance floor and you can usually find locals and a mix of travelers listening intently. Every so often they’ll throw a band on the back deck overlooking the beach during the day, bring some sunscreen.

Located at the most eastern end of The Cove in Port Canaveral, Grills is a great place to watch the charter boats come in and out with their catch of the day. Their outdoor stage is covered and overlooks the waterfront deck and is a popular place for locals and visitors to eat or just catch a drink at the tiki bar. Expect lots of cover bands that never fail to get the party started. Shows start earlier than most venues, with weekday acts at 5 or 6pm, and weekends at 7:30pm.

1 Minutemen Causeway, Cocoa Beach (321) 783-2250 | beachshackblues.com

Cocoa Beach Pier An expansive circle shaped bar with a set back for live music at the entrance to the historic Cocoa Beach Pier, Keith’s Oyster Bar is a friendly hangout that has music Wednesday through Sunday, with a day band and a night band on Saturdays. The newly remodeled Pier is a great place to spend the day and take a walk over to the ocean, drop a pole in the water and listen to live music directly on the beach.

401 Meade Ave, Cocoa Beach (321) 783-7549 | CocoaBeachPier.com

Coconuts on the Beach As the epic center of Cocoa Beach’s Downtown District, Coconuts on the Beach is what’s happening. The live music stage is as close to the beach as you can get without actually being in the sand. With a large covered outdoor stage and spacious dance floor, everyone from locals to tourists to day trippers gather looking for some fun in the sun and great music seven days a week.

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505 Glen Cheek Dr., Port Canaveral (321) 868-2221| grillsseafood.com

Hogan’s A few years ago, the Hogan’s dropped an authentic Irish bar in the middle of Cape Canaveral and it quickly became an oasis for live music between the Port and the Pier. The stage set up in the corner is a cozy spot to see live music and kick back a few of the old country’s finest. Hogan’s boasts a mix of Irish and beach bands, don’t miss their traditional Irish Music Sessions on Sundays from 6-8pm

6600 N Atlantic Ave, Cape Canaveral (321) 613-3854 | hogansirishbar.com

Jamaikin’ Me Crazy at International Palms Take the winding path between hotel structures at the International Palms and you’ll run into Mambos before you hit the beach. For a number of years, Jamaikin’ Me Crazy has been the defacto reggae party on the Space Coast. Mambo’s covered back deck is a great place to be jammin’ while relaxing with beachy food and beverages.

A variety of DJs and Live Bands play every Sunday except in the winter (Whenever that is).

1300, North Atlantic Avenue, Cocoa Beach (321) 783-2271 | internationalpalmscocoabeach.com

Juice ‘N Java Cafe An authentic arts and music coffee house in the heart of Downtown Cocoa Beach, Juice ‘N Java features wine and beer alongside an impressive lineup of steady musicians inside this bright and fun roasting house. A perfect place to catch a singer songwriter, local band or the ever popular Saturday eclectic open mic night.

75 N. Orlando Ave., Cocoa Beach (321) 784-4044 | juicenjavacafe.com

Kell’s at Cocoa Beach Located on 520 in Cocoa Beach, this spot has gone through an elaborate transformation into an authentic Chicago- style super pub with great food, bands and cocktails. The outdoor Tiki Hut style stage overlooks a sandy porch and covered long bar. Kell’s has been picking up the pace after their grand opening in June and is already presenting some of the areas most notoriously good time bands like Hot Pink, Oranga Tanga and Panama. The music flows steady all week with a few signature events every month, expect a combination of local regulars and first time visitors.

315 W Cocoa Beach Cswy, Cocoa Beach (321) 783-8300 | kellsatcocoabeach.com

Mai Tiki Market Located just blocks from the ocean, Mai Tiki Market boasts open air performances during Cocoa Beach’s special events. With delicious food available at The Tiny Turtle, an outside bar and the authentic Tiki Factory, Mai Tiki has a Caribbean Island vibe which allows a unique and authentic Cocoa Beach experience. It surely doesn’t hurt to have The Fat Donkey Ice Cream , Wahoo Coffee and Hair Biz on site to add to the family fun vibe.

249 Minutemen Causeway, Cocoa Beach (321) 446-7361 | MaiTikiMarket.com

Matt’s Casbah Downtown Melbourne’s revitalization owes quite a bit of its renaissance of this expansive and eclectic eatery that replaced the historic Pops Casbah. Their open patio seems to take up a whole block and is always crowded with people from all over the Space

Coast. Guests are always pleased to discover they also have an art filled dining room, wine cellar, sushi bar and a banquet space. Be sure to check out the live jazz Sunday brunch from 11am-3pm.

801 E New Haven Ave, Melbourne (321) 574-1099 | mattscasbah.com

Milliken’s Reef With a huge outdoor stage and sand covered dance floor over looking Port Canaveral’s west end cruise docks, Milliken’s always draws a crowd as the sun fades down and the sounds turn up.

There’s music inside too, with a popular live piano session every Friday night.

Recently, Milliken’s has been home to some of the largest touring acts like Collie Buddz and the upcoming Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience with Zoso.

683 Dave Nisbet Dr., Port Canaveral (321) 783-0100 | millikensreef.com

Nolan’s Irish Pub Since 2008, this charming traditional Irish Pub has been setting the bar for quality on the north end of Cocoa Beach. In addition to a perfect pint, you’ll find a perfect mix of authentic Irish Music like Celtic Thunder’s Emmet Cahill along with local bands like Honey Miller. The open room with high ceilings feels surprisingly intimate, with little hideaways in every corner and a snug fireplace. If you didn’t know what Nolan’s has to offer, it’s high time you found out.

204 W Cocoa Beach Cswy, Cocoa Beach (321) 783-8499 | nolansirishpub.net

Open Mike’s For over 30 years Florida Discount Music at the corner of Babcock and US 1 in Melbourne has been the de facto music store on the Space Coast, and with Open Mike’s Coffee Bar and Lounge occupying the back half of the building it’s now one of the best places to hear a live original music too. In keeping with it’s names theme, there is a unique themed open mike night every day of the week. Saturdays feature special performances from some local favorites and traveling bands.

454 N Harbor City Blvd, Melbourne (321) 254-5645 | openmikes.com

Paddy Cassidy’s Tucked away in a Publix shopping center, you might not realize this shadowy Irish Bar is home to the most impressive lineup of original music on the beachside. They have live music every

day except Monday, but who needs Mondays anyway? Paddy’s, as the residents call it, is a favorite place for many bands to play because of the large local following. Whether featuring cover bands like Hot Pink to the dubiously original duo JeWop, there’s room to dance, kick back or play pool.

2009 N. Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach (321) 783-0810 | facebook.com/ Paddy-Cassidys-Pub

Sandbar Sports Grill Sandbar is serious about always having something happening, and live music plays a major role. Nestled between an inside bar and an half inside/half outside bar the medium sized stage is home to the most music played anywhere on the Space Coast. They usually have a great early evening band play from 4-8pm followed by a DJ during the week, and a party band from 9 to 1am.

Around holidays and special events they’re known for their super themed out shows where the whole bar is decorated and the staff gets into the act. The place is always packed with locals and visitors and shows are always free, with a variety of specials every day.

4301 Ocean Beach Blvd. Cocoa Beach (321) 799-2577 | sandbarsportsgrill.net

Rusty’s Seafood Rusty’s impressive over-the-water deck overlooking the port of Canaveral is a truly unique spot. Known for their great seafood and oyster bar, Rusty’s is home to a steady flow of great bands day and night, treating the eclectic mix of visitors and locals to a great time.

On the west end there’s medium sized covered stage overlooking the outdoor deck and bar, where Rusty’s has seen some impressive acts like Lights Out Project and most recently Groove Bone during the Port’s fireworks show.

628 Glen Cheek Dr., Port Canaveral (321) 783-2033 | rustysseafood.com

Slow & Low Located on A1A in Cocoa Beach, Slow & Low BBQ is a great beachside venue for beer, barbeque and bands. With a 180° bar, the stage is nestled in the corner of the covered outdoor patio.

It’s the perfect place to hang loose and catch popular beachside acts like Andy Harrington and Stompbox Steve. Make sure to stay for the late night happy hour after the show at 10pm on Fridays and Saturdays!

306 N. Orlando Ave., Cocoa Beach (321)783-6199 | slowandlowbarbeque.com

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Bath Salt Zombies Just 1 More June 12, 2015

by Gable Costello Photos by Lisa Darmana On a sticky June evening, the Bath Salt Zombies from Daytona Beach brought their brand of Antebellum post punk back to the Space Coast for a performance at Just 1 More.

The band will head to Wisconsin next week to promote their new full length album Six Feet Under the Big Top. The BSZ show drew an eclectic crowd of followers and local musicians who were amped up to hear this quintet’s beautifully harmonized vocals and plucky playing. The group’s original music sound, described by guitarist Graham Woodard as Hillbilly Cabaret, Pirate/Carnival Fusion, emphasizes songs like “Don’t Fall in Love with a Bearded Lady” that feature rollicking choruses to which the audience can’t help but sing along.

I enjoy this band for its covers and they never disappoint.

On this evening, the band tore through upbeat banjo-fied and

fiddly versions of Otis Redding, the Beatles, Drop Kick Murphys, Primus, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Tears for Fears and a Kinks/Sublime mash-up-- all of which had the crowd up on its feet and undulating to the sound. The performers’ stage presence is nothing short of unique, like the Soggy Bottom Boys with neater beards, better hats, and

a touch of voodoo face paint.

Listening past the garb, you can tell these five men are musician’s musicians. Banjoist Zane Bowman told me that the group is in the midst of learning to play each other’s instruments and new instruments to add to the depth of their sound and make group tighter-- a trick familiar to the members of Oranga Tanga in audience, whom the BSZ opened for at Open Mikes a few months back.

Bath Salt Zombies is a band that is best seen live with a couple of friends, a number of drinks, a jovial attitude, and an appreciation for harmonized vocals and funky playing.

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The Evolution of WFIT

From student-run radio startup to community-led alternative icon to NPR-affiliated eclectic outlet, WFIT has grown into a thriving and thoughtful voice for unbiased news, undiscovered music and uncluttered information on the Space Coast.

1975 WFIT founded as a student-run college radio station in the basement of Roberts Hall

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New facility debuts on Oct. 11, 2012. With the new WFIT Broadcast Center, the station expands its community outreach with programming, cultural events and concerts.

2015 WFIT celebates 40 years of Public Radio on the Space Coast!

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Blues Jam with The Spacecoast Playboys 8pm-12am SAT : 04

Danny Morris Band 2pm-6pm SAT : 18

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Vintage 2pm-6pm

Cocoa Beach Pier at Keith’s Oyster Bar

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The Beacham/ The Social SUNDAYS

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G SAT : 04

Madd Illz (United Slaves of America 2 Tour)

THURS : 16

Resinated Kash’d Out FRI : 17

MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK: Commit This to Memory 10 Year Anniversary Tour Pato Banton TUE : 21

Lord Huron

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mewithoutYou

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Dazed and Confused Tour - Jake Miller

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SWIMM

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The Supervillains Spitvalves

Delta Rae FRI : 10

A Night Out With NEON TREES E-Turn & SPS CD Release Party SAT : 11

Anthony Raneri

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Lazy Afternoon Sundays w/ Shortkt THURS : 30

Justin Martin Hello Clouds Tour FRI : 31

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Rocky Votolato & Dave Hause

Hollywood Ending

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Funky Southern Gentlemen 6pm-10pm SAT : 04

Dusty 1pm-4pm James Brocato Band 6pm-10pm SUN : 05

Funky Southern Gentlemen 2pm-6pm WED : 08

The Lighter Side 5pm-9pm FRI : 10

Oak Hill Drifters 6pm-10pm SAT : 11

Dusty 1pm-4pm Vintage 6pm-10pm SUN : 12

Robbie Hazen 2pm-6pm WED : 15

Jordie & Lynesley 5pm-9pm

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Vintage 6pm-10pm SAT : 18

Dusty 1pm-4pm Dustin Seymour Band 6pm-10pm SUN : 19

Teddy Henderson 2pm-6pm WED : 22

The Lighter Side 5pm-9pm FRI : 24

Absolute Blue 6pm-10pm SAT : 25

Dusty 1pm-4pm Absolute Blue 6pm-10pm SUN : 26

Robbie Hazen 2pm-6pm WED : 29

Jordie & Lynesley 5pm-9pm FRI : 31

Dustin Seymour Band 6pm-10pm

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Honey Miller 7pm SAT : 04

Separate Checks 7pm SUN : 05

HoneyCutt Band 2pm

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FRI : 24

506 Crew & Mark Longnecker aka DJ Longneck

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SUN : 12

Even Odds 7pm Redtide

Jet Stream Gypsies

Grills Seafood Johnny Danger 6pm Hypersona 7pm FRI : 03

Panama 7:30pm SAT : 04

Johnny Danger 2pm Hypersona 7:30pm SUN : 05

Joel Pitts 6pm Derek 5pm Quick Change 7:30pm Jason Domulot 2pm The Brohams 7:30pm SUN : 26

Muckfire 3pm WED : 29

Jason Domulot 6pm THURS : 30

Johnny Danger 5pm FRI : 31

Sonic Molechasers 7:30 pm

Hogan’s SUNDAYS

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General Eyes and DJ Hem Mc SUN : 19

Bachaco and Jason Noon aka DJ Lights Out SUN : 26

Lights Out Project and DJ Red-i from Kulcha Shok

Kell’s at Cocoa Beach SUNDAYS

The Mike Dugan 2pm-6pm

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Derek & The Slammers 3pm

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WED : 08

Traditional Irish Music Session 6pm-8pm

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Lauris Vidal

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FRI : 10

Good Company July 4th Party

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FRI : 10

The Beach Brigands

Karaoke with Dom 7pm-11pm

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SUN : 12

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FRI : 10 GROUP THERAPY BAND 7PM-11PM

Dave Kury 7pm Cocolocos 7pm Micah Read Band 7pm

J. Danger 7pm

Joel Pitts 6pm Derek 5pm Luna Pearl 7:30pm Eric & Sam 2pm Hypersona 3pm

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WED : 15

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Honey Miller 7pm

Jon Honeycutt 6pm Jake Salter 5pm

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TUE : 21

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The Deck 2pm

GEORGE MURPHY BAND

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Karkyn/Dawn Patrol 7pm

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Rogues (Duo) 7pm

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J. Danger 7pm

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Lon Don Inc 7pm

Jamaikin’ Me Crazy

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Good Company Nashville 7pm

Changes 2pm

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Separate Checks 7pm

Fabulous CTs 7:30pm Derek 2pm Muckfire 7:30pm SUN : 19

Umbrella Thieves 3pm

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McGregor Vs Aldo UFC Party Paul Rowan

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Allan Wood

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Vintage 7pm-11pm Fri : 31 Panama 7pm Summer Glow Pub Crawl

King Center THURS : 09

American Idol Live! 2015 THURS : 23

Keiko Matsui SAT : 25

Classic Albums Live: The Beatles - Let It Be

Milliken’s Reef TUESDAYS (EXCEPT 7/7

Ted Villareal 5pm-9pm

Southern Starz Karaoke 6:30pm-9:30pm

Matt Kateb 5pm-10pm

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Paul Christopher 5pm-10pm

Changes 7pm-11pm

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Matt Kateb

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‘Plenty of Fish’ Singles Group

Mic the Prophet

Oranga Tanga 8pm-11pm

Team Trivia with Rick 7:30pm-9:30pm

SAT : 18

Good Company Nashville

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Dugan & Clarke Duo 7pm-11pm SUN : 12

Hot Pink 7pm-10pm FRI : 17

FloriDave 7pm-11pm

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Live Piano Inside SATURDAYS (EXCEPT 7/18)

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Sound Theory, Fireworks at the Port FRI : 03

Coco Loco 5pm-10pm SAT : 04

Cocoa Beach Boys 1pm-5pm Mad Hatters 5pm-10pm

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Devin Lupis 5pm-9pm FRI : 10

East Side Rock Band 5pm-10pm SAT : 11

Cocoa Beach Boys 1pm-5pm Sound Theory 5pm-10pm SUN : 12

Shelly Songer Group 2pm-7pm FRI : 17

Lion Heart Band 5pm-10pm SAT : 18

ZOSO LED ZEPPLIN TRIBUTE BAND SUN : 19

Coco Loco 2pm-7pm FRI : 24

Just Us Band 5pm-10pm SAT : 25

Cocoa Beach Boys 1pm-5pm SUN : 26

Tape Deck 2pm-7pm FRI : 31

General eyes 5pm-10pm

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Pipe and Drum Ennis Pruitt FRI : 03

Cahir O Doherty SAT : 04

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Session

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Writers Night THURS : 09

Honey Miller FRI : 10

Carroll Brown SAT : 11

Carroll Brown SUN : 12

George Murphy from Dublin THURS : 16

Andy Harrington

Peter Robinson SAT : 25

Peter Robinson THURS : 30

Adam V 5pm

FRI : 31

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Paul Rowan

Open Mike’s MONDAYS

“Funk You, Monday” Funk Jam

Jon Parrot 5pm Jim Mitchell 5pm

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Moses Minions 4pm-8pm THURS : 02

Island Breeze 4pm-8pm FRI : 03

SAT : 04

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Hot Pink 9pm-1am

THURS : 02

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MON : 06

Matt and Eric 5pm

Mondo Tiki 4pm-8pm

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WED : 08

“WTF Wednesday” Comedy Night (18+)

Tony Egan 5pm

Pat Michaels 4pm-8pm

SUN : 05

THURS : 09

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Smoke N Oak 5pm

Island Breeze 4pm-8pm

THURS : 09

FRI : 10

“Wine Me Up” Jazz Jam SATURDAYS

Music Showcases & Special Events

General Eyes 5pm FRI : 10

Splash 5pm

SUN : 12

SUN : 12

THURS : 16

MON : 13

Chris Glover 5pm

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Tone Egan and Nick Mascolo FRI : 03

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Mondo Cheetah’s FRI : 10

JeWop

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Mondo Tiki FRI : 17

Love Mussels SAT: 18

Comedy Night with David Alan, Travis Allen, Jason Florez, Tone Egan, and Nick Mascolo FRI : 24

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General Eyes 5pm SAT : 18

Matt and Eric 5pm SUN : 19

Smoke N Oak 5pm THURS : 23

Andy 5pm FRI : 24

Chris Glover 5pm SAT : 25

Chili 5pm SUN : 26

Splash 5pm THURS : 30

Andy 5pm FRI : 31

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Sandbar SUNDAYS

Josh Miller

DJ Colione and DJ Cerino 9pm-close

SAT : 25

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Hot Pink

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Bullet Dodgers 4pm-8pm Sub Tropicals 9pm-1am

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Paddy Cassidy’s Open Jam with Dave Grooms

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“Totally Open Tuesday” Open Mic

“Rockin Blues” Blues Jam

Cocoa Beach Boys 4pm-8pm

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Red Tide 4pm-8pm

TUESDAYS

Moses Minons 4pm-8pm

Cocoa Beach Boys 4pm-8pm Horizon 9pm-1am

Groove 5:30pm

SAT : 18

THURS : 23

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Damion Suomi

Justin Murphy

Paul 12pm

Emmet Cahill- Celtic Thunder

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Justin Murphy

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Album Reviews

by M.A. Rivera

A Heavy Heaven for Robby

closet with an acoustic guitar and the first Stone Roses album, it’d come out like this.

Independent Release, 2015

Ben Meyer Band

Ameriglow

“I just miss my best friend,” sings Jacob Darden on “Dreams pt 1.” Darden sounds like he just woke up or as if he’s been awake for 36 straight hours, one or the other, but a more disheveled vocal you couldn’t get even from Neil Young.

And speaking of Mr. Young, “running out of drugs (which is worse)” could be a CSNY jam which they never had the good fortune of capturing properly in the studio.

On A Heavy Heaven for Robby there’s psychedelia meshed with folk, rock, and shades of shoegaze trippy-ness in these songs that falls apart and comes together seemingly at will and whim.

There’s a moody ebb and flow to the album when listened to from start to finish. From the discordant strains of “the chaos is strong” which ends suddenly, and surprisingly flows into the bright and brief pop of “the numbers are random,” back into the recovery room reflections of “foundations of a wish.”

Constructed much like a novel, the narrator is now wide awake when he sings us through, “your postcard wasn’t funny.” The backing is a tired seaside boardwalk band, distracted and no longer amused by these songs in their repertoire.

This is a cathartic journey Darden’s taking us on. As he excises difficult emotions along with ordinary memories which will later prove to be pivotal moments. “violent clouds” seem to daubed with sugar here, as an uptempo beat buoys the song along. But there’s a great deal of anger of a very personal nature in these songs. The anger is frustrated, volatile and stunted. Unwilling to let go completely.

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US 41

Independent Release, 2015 Ben Meyer has chosen now to reveal a entirely different musical side of himself via his self named band. Better known for his time in louder, more aggressive bands, this latest release, US 41, displays some of the same wit, but here is the perfect band for a roadhouse packed to the rafters with bikers and hell raisers of every stripe. If you have to slap a label on it, country-blues will suit it fine.

There’s the irresistible saltysweet, dirty slide guitar intro to “We’re Gonna Have a Real Good Time.” The upbeat number is an instant sing along, and sets the pace for all to follow. “Lose My Blues” explores the depths of a liquid diet as a means of improving a lousy disposition. Throughout the slide

guitar is scrapping with a fiesty harmonica and fighting this one to a draw.

“The Way I Do” is starkly beautiful as Meyers stokes a Johnny Cash like baritone and with a road weary voice and contemplates life’s odd turns.

“That Guy” is a funny rant which really ought to be on country radio as of yesterday.

BMB even includes a solid reading of Black

Sabbath’s “NIB” at the end just to remind you he hasn’t changed completely.

This collection of songs is possibly the truest product of a life spent playing before audiences in dive bars and arenas, as well as everything in between.

And this version of Meyer is as real as everything else he’s ever done before. Just more stripped down, and the musical prowess laid bare, without effects to lean on. It takes serious guts to expose oneself so austerely as an artist and quite possibly reveal an different man than the one we thought we knew.

Catholic Radio

The Last Summer, Vol. 1 Independent Release, 2015

There’s an air of restlessness to this collection of Catholic Radio songs which you may not hear on the first listen. The songs forgo big repetitive riffing for introspective and immersive experiences at their center. Sure, you can’t escape echoes of Neil Young as a starting point, but from there the songs scatter and drift like shifting sands across a desert highway.

“May Be Blind” chugs along purposefully before turning inward, folding, and putting itself back together.

“Mystery Love” wails mournfully, pulling at confines, much more hurt than longing than it wants to let on. As Parker Moore observes, “Hesitation is a dangerous form of flattery.”

“Breaking Out” feels like the final stretch of a long, arduous journey, when all that’s left is exhaustion and muscle memory to get you through the motions of getting home.

Catholic Radio have surrendered themselves to more subtle frustrations.

These aren’t large declarative statements of cock-sure young men. These are more personal matters which need to be attended to with care, so as to not make the sort of foolhardy moves boys make. “It’s a shame there’s a cost for knowing/ you sold it for nothing.” These are men coming to grips with all it means to really wear the mantle of maturity.

Get Out of Town

Downtown Daytrippin’

By Bart Savagewood

As a relatively recent transplant to the Space Coast, what may seem like old news to many residents is still the unknown to me.

As a relatively recent transplant to the Space Coast, what may seem like old news to many residents is still the unknown to me.

I’m still getting my bearings, and I still have an awful lot to discover when it comes to figuring out daily adventures. Upon realizing that a band I quite enjoy, The War on Drugs, was playing at The Beacham Theater in Orlando, I decided to make a day of it and do some exploring.

For many years now, I’ve had a basic recipe for a solid day of amusement. Give me a museum, a park, good food, and some tunes and I am bound to be happy. Thankfully, it was incredibly easy to fill in those blanks with a quick jaunt west.

I left Cocoa Beach right around noon, and just over an hour later found myself in Loch Haven Park. Being the home of multiple museums, theaters, and the Science Center, one could easily spend all

day just in Loch Haven, but I settled on spending my time at the Orlando Museum of Art. An hour and a half of moseying took me through a wonderful exhibit featuring the art of the ancient America’s, exposed me to some rather interesting contemporary abstract art, and reacquainted me with the eccentric lifestyle of Mr. Andy Warhol.

Next, a ten-minute drive took me to the Harry P. Leu Gardens. I got there around 3:30, and the hour and a half I had before closing was simply not enough time to take in those beautiful grounds.

I loved the White Garden, where I was able to imagine the silvery shrubs and pearlescent bulbs as they would look under moonlight, almost ethereal. I’ll definitely be going back soon to continue my meanderings.

I still had a few hours before my show, so I decided to see what Lake Eola Park was all

about. It was a great oasis in the midst of city life, and the people- watching was a delight.

I didn’t walk the entire circumference of the lake, but I’m glad I took the time to stop by.

By that point, I was getting hungry. I stopped into Gringos Locos for some street tacos and a beer, with three of

majority of the opening act, The Everyman. They were from New Jersey, and their horn-heavy, raucous performance definitely paid homage to the patron saints of Jersey, Bruce Springstein and his E-Street Band. As soon as their set ended, the crowd began to gently yet inexplicably surge forward, pushing me to almost the front row. I had seen The War on Drugs in Columbus, Ohio, back in September, and although many months have passed since then Continues on Page 34

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The Art Side

Mark Brasel

of The Zone Productions There are multiple elements that go into making music sound good. Being able to play an instrument well is of course imperative to creating an enjoyable listening experience, but there’s so much more to it.

A lot of help comes from people who you’ll never see in the spotlight in front of the crowd, or maybe never see at all. That’s where engineers and producers come into the mix, and this month we were able to pick the brain of one of the best on the Space Coast, Mark Brasel of The Zone Productions in Melbourne.

Mark moved to Indialantic when he was only one, and other than a brief stint living in Oregon and California as a teenager has been a lifelong

the

beachside resident. After bouncing around between restaurant jobs as a young man, longtime friends Reverend Richard Tater and Brian McCrory introduced Mark to live sound in 1991, and thus began his passion for audio production. It came naturally to him, and before long he was doing gigs at places like Coconuts and the Cocoa Beach Pier.

By 1999, Mark had worked with and become friends with many talented musicians and engineers, and had gleaned enough experience that he was able to purchase a facility that would

become the home of The Zone Productions.

When asked what sets The Zone apart from other production studios, Mark tells us that it all comes down to having a sincere passion for music. “Yes, it’s a business, but it’s really abut the music,” he says. “We don’t accept everybody that calls to record, meaning, if we don’t feel like a band is really ready we will advise them to keep on rehearsing and getting better before spending money in the studio.

Sure, we could just take a band’s money and call it a day, but we aren’t like that. We want to make amazing music rather than just running a business.”

There have been many local bands that have done work in the studio, including Monday’s

Mona Lisa, General Eyes, Weep, Dan Jones, and Coldside just to name a few. Brasel is incredibly proud of the music scene on the Space Coast, saying that “the scene here has been amazing for as long as I can remember. There are so many great bands, and there is a family vibe between them. The last couple of years we have lost some of the greats that have been longtime musicians in the area, but then it’s amazing to see the music community come together to honor and help out the families with memorial benefit shows. I am always honored to volunteer my time on these occasions.”

Mark also is fortunate in the fact that he can take his production skills on the road. In addition to running The Zone, he has worked and traveled with Disney TV and music star Zendaya for the past two years.

His work with her has allowed him to do shows with audiences ranging from 100 people to 20,000. He’s also done Armed Forces Entertainment tours for the military with a local band called Fallon, which Brasel says is some of the most rewarding work he has ever done. “If our troops have to go defend our freedom in very far away places, the very least I can do is go give them a rock show!” he exclaims. These trips have taken him to military bases in Honduras, Diego Garcia,

Singapore and even to Guantanamo Bay, where an automatic weapon was pointed at them

until their credentials were verified. How’s that for pressure?

In addition to the Disney and military work, Mark has traveled to London to do work in the famous Abbey Road Stu-

dios, and twice a year manages the production of The Legendary Rhythm and Blues Cruise.

Past acts have included Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Buddy Guy, The Tedeschi Trucks Band, and many more. “I oversee production for five or six stages during a seven day music festival sailing the high seas on a cruise ship,”

he tells us. “It is quite a big production as we bring about two semi trailers of gear on the ship to make it happen…

We do between 80-90 shows in seven days!”

When he’s not on the road or in the studio, Mark does work with the nonprofit organization E.A.R.T.H. Awareness, which produces the Space Coast Music Festival in September.

His friend Sue Luley operates the organization, and they work together to raise money for underfunded public school music programs.

Mark’s experience both here in Brevard and touring around the world has allowed The Zone to become one of the oldest, if not the oldest, studios in the county.

“The Zone Productions provides a very laid back and minimal stress environment that allows artists to be comfortable enough to create great music… Our production staff has over 150 years of experience in the music industry.

We make sure the client leaves with the recording that they want.”

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coolest thing that happened to me that day even though I was surfing far from good, but I always surf far from good, so maybe I was doing good for my kind of good. I went to eat and came back to just hang out and enjoy the contest and saw that they put me in the finals.

I drove home and got my board and the whole way I kept thinking that I have to beat Mullz in the finals. Have to! Of course I realize that I will never beat Matt Mullon or any of the guys in the heat, but I was driving up and down A1A and focusing my energy toward taking Mullz out of this heat.

Anyway, maybe it’d work. It didn’t, I got last in the heat and most of the time we were just waiting for waves and quoting Bruce Brown’s “Endless Summer” because --the air was 80 degrees, the water was 80 degrees and Cocoa Beach local, Matt Mullon, catches a nice little Florida-style left hander all the way to the sand. These guys don’t have to worry about sharp reef or rocks where they surf..Only a lack of surf where they surf – Shout out to the contest crew at the Florida Surf Museum for another fun event.

Next year, Mullz. Next year!

Times Have Changed But the Heart Remains the Same

By Scooter Newell • sk8scooter@gmail.com www.cocoabeachskatepark.com

The Cocoa Beach Skate Park is turning 10 years old this month! Wow! Ten years of carving, grinding, airing, slamming and getting back up. This year also marks my 40th year riding boards. Another “wow”.

I was finishing this during the weekend of International Surfing Day and Go Skateboarding Day and I started to think about how at different times of my life surfing and skateboarding have weighed different in terms of one influencing or complementing the other.

These days I am noticing a change as to where I draw influence or inspirations.

Sometimes I like to think that I surf in the skate park and skate in the ocean. After falling for so many years and not being able to stop skateboarding, I find myself changing my style and approach. Avoiding the high-impact tricks and embracing balance tricks. Copying less and expressing more. As cheesy as it may sound, sometimes I will try to mimic a Slater-esque “turn” or “carve” on my skateboard.

It seems fun to me these days to do that. There was a time when I would imitate and copy Vallely, Gonzales, Dinkins or Kaupas using my body to its top capacity to handle gravity in the form of falling off of benches, stairs, half-pipes and launch ramps.

Not today. The tricks and desire lives inside of me and may sometimes surface for a portion of a session, but for the most part, those days are few and if

not, gone… until I paddle out. When I am surfing I am thinking about more of a skate approach to the lip or whitewash or section. I think about tail-sliding a ledge or lipsliding on a halfpipe when it is time to hit the lip of a wave.

I feel like I am just skateboarding only on a different medium. I don’t try to mimic any surfing when surfing, only skating that I used to do years ago. So here’s to doing both, surfing and skateboarding, however you do them in whatever ratios and for whatever reasons. Cheers!

Waterman’s Challenge The Waterman’s Challenge just happened and I had a blast. That is, until my heat! I don’t know if I caught any real waves. My friend Tim caught a sweet left and pumped it all the way to the sand like a kid in the ESA, smiling and stoked. I was stoked too, I wanted one. I waited but nothing came. Well, some slop for me and I am terrible at surfing anyway. I just wanted to catch a couple of waves and make a turn or two. I said what’s up to Tony Sasso and Melody DeCarlo and Gracie B. told me I did good when I got out of the water. That may have been the

Grind for life Back on the skateboard side of things the crew went down to Ft. Lauderdale recently to skate in the Grind for Life contest at Ramp 48.

Skaters from this area: Max Potter, Killian Horne, Grace Marhoefer, River Potter, Tripp Pingston, George Bellflower, Corey Bolo, Jake Yanko, John Pingston and Scooter Newell all competed and had a good time.

With Grace, Killian, Corey, Jake, Tripp and Scooter all making it to the top 5. Thanks a bunch to Grind

for Life! Check out GrindForLife. org for more info.

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Florida Surf Museum

Waterman’s Challenge Recap

by John Hughes

Water spouts threatened from the east, thunderstorms growled to the west, sharks prowled the line-up, but nothing could ruin the good vibe at this year’s Waterman’s Challenge. Once again we had very contestable surf for the entire weekend and the contest ran as smoothly as we could have hoped.

There was a great turnout for the competition with a large number of spectators and families lining the beach. Notable this year was the number of female entrants, comprising

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nearly half of the 134 competitors. We also had a record number of menehunes this year with over 30 attending.

The WMC continues to be a showcase for the longboarders and non-traditional categories such as the vintage and rodeo divisions. The

short board divisions were also well attended and highly competitive.

In 2008 the WMC was the first contest on the East Coast to have a SUP surfing division.

This year featured another first, a division for SUP race boards over 12’6” in length. This was possibly the first of its kind in the world (that’s our claim until someone proves us wrong).

The Surfrider Foundation Challenge was a hotly contested event as always. The Cocoa Beach chapter overcame

a long drought with a win over the Suncoast, Central Florida and Sebastian chapters.

We are entering a new chapter as we transition from being the Cocoa Beach Surf Museum to our new role as the Florida Surf Museum. The Waterman’s Challenge will continue to

serve as a gathering place for the Florida surfing ohana. We hope to use this as a springboard to encourage everyone to share the history and stories of their region so we can write Florida surfing history in our own voice.

Mahalo to Sharon Cranston, Matt Bellina and the judges for running a super smooth competition. Mahalo to our many volunteers who show up to make the WMC a success year after year.

We are grateful, as always, to RonJon Surf Shop for their unwavering support for the Florida Surf Museum over the years. Also, mahalo to the International Palms Resort for generously hosting the Waterman’s Challenge each year.

For the final results, please go to our Facebook page.

The Florida Surf Museum is located in the Ron Jon Watersports Building. Visit www. cocoabeachsurfmuseum.org, or check Facebook — “Cocoa Beach Surf Museum.” Formal name and web address changes are forthcoming. Call 258-8217 for more information. Programs are supported in part through a grant sponsored by the Brevard County Board of County Commissioners and managed by the Brevard Cultural Alliance.

Boardrider ofthe Month

Matt Mullon

by Jenny Bilchak

The Boardrider this month is a old friend of mine that I met a while back when I moved to town almost six years ago.

Matt Mullon (Mulls) was born and raised in Cocoa Beach during a time when surfing blanketed our community, and the stories of times past that he grew up listening to were legends to live by. Mulls is one of the rare breeds that remembers everything, so catching up with him was both enlightening and entertaining. Mulls rode his first wave at 14th South with his Dad and that was it. He was hooked.

After his first ESA contest with Phil Salik and Derek White, he met some new friends just like him and he knew this is what he wanted his life to be about.

Mulls’ parents backed him as much as possible, from last minute cash for contests and taking him for summer runs to the OBX with friends. You know, the typical things that an East coast grom goes through.

“After a lot of A.S.P East, Junior Pro events, a few squeaker heats and a car wreck I realized I couldn’t beat them, so I joined them,” Mulls said. Chip Hall taught him the judging ropes and he has been doing it ever since. “It’s an ongoing evolution, and it’s amazing to see packs of groms ripping all the

spots up and down the coast, boys and girls!” he says.

Next we started to talk about about judging contests, and I asked what style Mulls and his colleagues looks for during contest. He explained to me years ago they used to have “air show or tour” and then they had “competitive surfing”, now the two are combined. “A few years ago all the judges saw was someone go down the line and popping a big air and it was getting old,” he told me. “We are seeing a more versatile style now, mixing traditional moves with airs on the long and short board. Surfing, like many others, became a ‘extreme sport’, but the finesse and delicacy of riding waves should not be forgotten.”

We got on the conversation of performances that Mulls would never forget. He remembered in 2009 at the Skull Candy Junior Pro when he watched Keanu Asing just kill it! He called it to a few judges that this kid was going to make it to the top 44 in surfing and guess what? He did. He also told me a story about when he was 18-years-old in Virginia

Beach where he watched his friends Cam Anderson receive three 10’s in a final. To this day he has still never witnessed that type of accomplishment by another. I then asked about Cocoa Beach and if he recalled a time where the waves were going off ! He laughed and said, “ I found a old calendar from 1997 and the summer months I marked every day that I surfed, there were only two days not marked for the whole summer. Dredging was going on at Patrick Air Force base and we had 2-6’ waves every day.

Unforgettable!”

Mulls has been traveling the East Coast and the Caribbean for the last 10 years and mentioned that it has been the most meaningful and eventful

time of his life. We kept the conversation going for a while, and I could fill up the whole magazine with stories and pics from the past, but let us focus on the future. Mulls mentioned some kids in the area to keep your eyes on, such as Tommy

Coleman and Caroline Marks from south Brevard. Both are 12-13 and their talent exceeds their age. He also said the next East Coaster on tour will be Michael Dunphy. To everyone following the events, be sure to keep these predictions in mind

when you hear these names.

Mulls left me with a great thought: “The ocean is forever and always healing… You can go for a surf, and it’s just where it’s at.” He also gave a shout out to EVERYONE!! You all know who are are..Yeww.

Do you know someone who strives to make this community a better place? Have you seen a local band perform and haven’t been able to get one of their hooks out of your head? Did you finally find that bartender who knows the perfect ratio of gin to tonic?

The Beachside Resident wants to know!

Send us your ideas for local businesses and residents who deserve some recognition, and we will put them on the roster!

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When I first began my journey as a pediatric speech therapist in 2005, one out of 150 children were diagnosed with autism, currently it is one child out of 68.

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Often I am one of the first people to recognize the characteristics of autism when parents bring their child in for an evaluation because they want to know why their child isn’t talking yet. Naturally, I have been more than curious to know what causes autism. I have sat in front of every child on the autistic spectrum that I have worked with and tried to understand what is going on inside their little brains and bodies, wondering what is making them sick. I knew it was environmental, but had no proof.

sensitive to toxins such as sex hormone analogs (xenoestrogens found in plastics), medications, and other synthetic molecules.

Plastics pose a monumental threat to our species. The chemicals in plastics have made their way into our food supply, causing disease and outright killing the members of many other species when they mistakenly consume plastics as food. Xenoestrogen, found in some plastics, mimics estrogen and has caused male frogs to grow female sex organs

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soils of essential minerals and vitamins necessary for optimal health.

The latest medical research points to malnutrition as the cause of most diseases and the foundation of our nutrition lies in the quality of our soil. Why are we spraying pesticides and herbicides on our lawns when we could be growing fresh and healthy food instead?

When we ingest pesticide its kills our healthy gut flora and our gut flora are responsible for absorbing the nutrients from the food we eat.

Pesticides also cause intestinal permeability or “leaky gut syndrome” which is consistently talked about in the autistic community.

Autistic children’s brains and bodies have exceeded their toxic limit much like our environment is exceeding it’s toxic limit. Our health as a species mirrors the health of our environment. Our health should be our first priority because it is the platform for emotional and intellectual growth.

When we protect our environment we are simultaneously protecting our children’s health.

Please join us.

The University of Chicago published the results of a study in the March 2014 issue of PLOS Computational Biology confirming environmental factors cause autism and intellectual disability.

The specific environmental factors that are listed are toxins in pesticides, plastics, and pharmaceuticals. The study examined the medical records of 100 million children in the U.S. Although genetics play a role, they do not determine disease on their own.

Genes function only as being activated, or expressed, and nutrition and environment play a crucial role in determining which genes, good or bad, are expressed. The study also states that autism can begin with parental exposure to toxins. Fetuses are particularly

in lab environments and has been attributed to early onset puberty in human females. “Autism appears to be strongly correlated with the rate of congenital malformations of the genitals in males across the country”, said University of Chicago study author Andrey Rzhetsky, professor of genetic medicine and human genetics. “This gives an indicator of environmental load and the effect is surprisingly strong.”

Pesticides are sprayed onto our produce, wheat, and corn. Pesticides are neurotoxins, meaning toxic to the brain. Autism is a neurological disease. Pesticides not only contribute to autism, but lower intelligence and are linked to cancer. These unhealthy industrial farming practices also deplete our

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Whether you surf, body board, swim, fish, bike, walk, or just enjoy a clean, healthy beach, please consider joining the Surfrider Foundation. We hold regular meetings on the third Tuesday of every month, 6 p.m. at The Surfinista, 86 N. Orlando Ave. in Cocoa Beach. Hope to see you there.

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Fishing Reports

Make Way For the (Tarpon) King!

By Capt. Jamie Glasner www.finandflycharters.com

Offshore Heats Up

By Capt. Scott Bussen of the Relentless II www.fishrelentless.com

The one thing I can say about the offshore is that it has been hot. The fishing a bit hit or miss, but the weather has been stifling. The days without wind it has been Africa hot, but if there’s just a little breeze, it has been much more bearable. So, if you plan on being out there, bring plenty of water and some extra ice.

Last month, the bottom fishing was the star of the show.

There were plenty of amberjack on the wrecks and there were a few cobia with them also.

The grouper fishing slowed a bit from May, but there were still a few to be had.

For July, expect the bottom fishing to slow down a bit more. There should still be some amberjack and a few cobia, but the grouper will likely be a little harder to come by. Depending on whether the cold water moves in, the amberjack and cobia could be in as close as

90’. Although there could be a few grouper inshore, most of them will be from 27 fathoms out to the cones. Live bait will

be the best option, but vertical jigs may work too.

The live bait fishing last month was spotty at best.

There was never a whole bunch of one fish, but there was a

good variety. There were a few kings with some cobia, a sail or two and an occasional wahoo.

This pattern will likely continue into July. Hopefully, we will see a few more kings and cobia, but we’ll just have to wait and see.

There were a few mahi, wahoo, sails and an occasional blackfin tuna caught on the troll last month. This month is not one of the months I suggest trolling, but there will likely be a few good fish caught by the diehard trollers.

Probably one of the best bets this month will be the live bait fishing nearshore along the beach. The tarpon have been showing up and there’s a host of other gamefish to be had.

Along with the tarpon, there should be some kings, jack crevelle, sharks, bonito, barracuda and possibly a cobia.

It may be hotter than Hades out there, but it’s better than being cold! So, get out there and make it happen before the afternoon boomers show up and ruin the party.

See ya on the pond!!

Well, it’s July again and I can’t even explain how good the fishing has been. The bite has been insane, especially nearshore!!!

The snook fishing out of the St. Lucie inlet right now is when we target monster snook in the twenty pound rage. Live bait is crucial for them when you’re down there so you want to make sure you have plenty of bait. Make sure you beef up your tackle because these fish will put your gear to the test.

The tarpon have been biting like crazy here off of Port Canaveral. Fish from 50-­ 130 pounds have been being caught right along the beach.

There’s plenty of bait for you to use, just look for the pelicans diving on the bait pods.

If you get a chance to battle one of these silver kings, remember to bow your rod

tip at the fish when they jump in the air- this makes it harder for them to throw the hook out. An 8/0 owner circle hook will do the job along with 80 pound leader. Just remember to bow to the king.

The redfish bite in the river is also hot. Some days the bite might shut down early due to the heat and other days they can be firing. Most of the fish have been your average slot size but every now and then we’re coming across some schools of bull reds that are getting ready to spawn. Jerk baits and cut bait have been doing the job for me, fresh cut lady fish is like crack for them redfish… they just can’t turn it down! The early morning top

water bite has also been good for them. Some days it’s just slot reds and other days you can get the bull reds to blow up on them, which is a hell of a fight!

The trout bite has slowed down a bit but we’re still catching a few, although it’s nothing like it was last year for them. Early morning top water is always fun for catching those gator trout but once the sun comes up the top water bite shuts off.

We now offer evening shark fishing so give us a call and we’ll get you out on the Skeeter. Well, that’s all I have for you til next month. Remember to keep a sharp eye on the weather right now, these afternoon thunderstorms like to creep up on you out of nowhere!!! Good luck and tight lines.

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920th Rescue Wing Commands Respect by 45th Space Wing Public Affairs

On June 7th, 2015, the 920th Rescue Wing was recognized as 2014 Air Force Command Medium Unit Command Post of the Year.

The group of 10 reservists beat out nine other medium-sized command posts for the award, making it the first time the 920th Command Post has been recognized by the AFRC. The primary objectives of the X-37B are twofold: reusable spacecraft technologies for America’s future in space and operating experiments which can be returned to, and examined, on Earth.

The joining of the 920th RQQ and host wing 45th Space Wing command posts in 2008 allowed controllers from both operations a more

comprehensive training, which contributed to them winning the Command Post of the Year in 2014.

“This was a team effort and I couldn’t be more proud of my people,” said Maj. Christopher Schmidt, 920th RQW Command Post deputy officer in charge. “Each and every team member contributed to this award with their hard work and professionalism and each should be proud of this accomplishment.”

For more information on the 920th Rescue Wing, follow them on Facebook and Twitter.

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Your Dragon” and “Chicken Run.” “Chicken Run” has a killer Tuba part. Aaron gets the actual film scores from the studios, and sometimes there’ll be all these hen scratches fresh all over the manuscript.

Like Home. Both of those are an outgrowth of taking care of my wife’s dad.

The concert is offered as “Symphony for Everyone” Can you tell us a little about that program?

This month the Symphony for Everyone is presenting “West Side Story: Bernstein, Fuchs and Daugherty” at the Scott Center on July 11th and the Vero Beach High School Performing Center on July 12th. Can you tell us a little about it?

Our ticket prices are very reasonable. Regular price is $20 and $25 at the door. If full price admission is a bit of a stretch, you can go on the website and the SCSO will work with you to figure out a more comfortable rate. College students with a student ID and children 18

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Eric: We performed the symphonic dances from West Side story before.

Bill: The way he (Aaron Collins, conductor) designs these programs. He’ll take a classical piece and reintroduce it. But its the way he mixes current music with past classical pieces.

Eric: If you look at that West Side Story Program, there are two pieces by living composers. That’s really unheard of for a symphony orchestra.

January and featured songs from Sci-Fi movies. Any plans for a Part Trois (3) in the future?

Aaron keeps stuff close to his vest but I can’t imagine he wouldn’t do a Part 3. He’s a huge Sci-Fi fan. It gives the audience a chance to dress up as their favorite Sci-Fi character.

Favorite film?

Pride and Prejudice, BBC version.

If you were stuck on an island and you could only have one CD, what would you choose to listen to day after day?

Gustav Mahler’s Second Symphony, the Resurrection Symphony, performed by the Chicago Symphony with Claudio Abbado conducting.

What’s your favorite Tuba Solo?

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Who is your favorite movie composer?

We’re very excited about August’s concert, “Animation Domination”. Can you tell us about what you’ve done with this series?

John Williams. He reinvented the whole symphonic music for movies. He’s a lot like Wagner with what he does with leitmotivs and character themes. In “Star Wars” each character has a theme.

In our movie concert series, we’ve performed,“How to Train

“Out of this World: Part Deux” was presented in

It’s not actually a tuba solo. Straus’s Horn concerto No. 1. The tuba plays the solo horn part.

Who’s your dream guest for “Maestro’s on Air”?

The late Arnold Jacobs, my teacher from Northwestern University. He had a great basso profundo voice. Mike Ditka would be great too. I love the ‘85 Bears.

The full interview is available as a “Maestro’s on Air” podcast at spacecoastsymphony.org or maestrosair.com

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Get Out of Town Orlando the set was still fresh. The stage lighting perfectly reflected the music, both for the more melodic tunes as well as the more upbeat tracks like “Red Eyes”. I found myself zoning in on each of the band members individually for minutes at a time, it was fascinating to see how each of them became totally immersed in the music.

I’m so glad I made this show a solo adventure- Being by yourself makes it easy to get close to the stage, and sometimes it’s better to not have to talk during a show, to just get to listen.

I left Orlando just before 11pm and was home by midnight, a true Cinderella story. I realize I only saw a fraction of what Orlando had to offer, so this was the first of what is sure to be many daytrips to come.

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by Matthew Phillips facebook.com/mattbillups

Jurassic World Director: Colin Trevorrow

Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D’Onofrio Set 22 years after the original “Jurassic Park,” John Hammond’s dream as finally come true and the park “Jurassic World” has finally opened.

When the latest attraction, a newly created dinosaur hybrid, breaks loose, that dream quickly becomes a nightmare. The operational overseer (Howard) of the park calls in a dinosaur wrangler (Pratt) to assist in the dinosaur’s containment. The new film embodies the spirit of Speilberg’s classic film but has enough new elements to rejuvenate the franchise. Like the previous “Jurassic” films, good intentions go awry but the thrills this time are more exciting and intense. Pratt proves that’s he not just a one hit wonder from last year’s “Guardians of the

Galaxy” and is the best person to play the compassionate Owen. Overuse of CGI takes away some realism to the dinosaurs and the attempts at invoking sympathy for two young brothers are the film’s weakest aspects. Over the years it seems modern day special effects and scared children are required for any dino drama. “Jurassic World” isn’t just a movie; it’s an experience 65 million years in the making. Grade: A-

Spy

Director: Paul Feig

Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham Susan Cooper (McCarthy) is a CIA analyst who assists spies (via earpiece) on dangerous missions. When the agency’s top spy is killed, Susan must go undercover to prevent an arms deal. McCarthy demonstrates

comedic range going from timid, unexperienced operative with light silly humor to a blunt, take charge personality with raunchy foul mouthed lines. Having worked with director Feig twice before, McCarthy is no stranger to comedy, but the co-starring actor who may be the least experienced in the comedy genre is the one that kills it. Action star Staham plays an agent who may not be the smartest spy but thinks the world of himself. When he isn’t throwing around f-bombs, his tough guys rants are perhaps the film’s highlights and begs the question-why doesn’t he do more comedy? The film balances a semi-serious James Bond plot with the outrageous comedy of Paul Feig. There have been many spy spoofs over the years and without being a parody of famous sleuths, “Spy” uses originality and comedic timing to give audiences one of the best intentionally silly spy movies in the last 20 years.

Grade: B+

Insidious Chapter 3

Director: Leigh Whannell

Stars: Stefanie Scott, Lin Shay, Dermot Mulroney Quinn (Scott) visits psychic Elise (Shay) in hopes that she may help her get in contact with her deceased mother. There is an entity trying to reach Quinn but it is not loving and is definitely not her mom. Whannell does some clever things that make the third installment entertaining such as including familiar faces and elements from the previous

films. Whannell crafts a new story but doesn’t forget anything his colleague Wan established in the previous films. Many of

the jump scares are relative and have use (instead of animals or pets jumping out of random places.) The only flaw with the film is that the elder man haunting Quinn is left unexplained.

While many might expect the movie to be merely a cash-in on the success of the others, the film actually ties together many characters and elements already established, bringing the entire story full circle. Horror movies are made a dime a dozen and very few have any real independence but for being a third installment in a very common genre, Insidious Chapter 3 still has heart and originality when it comes to showing heart and delivering scares. Grade: B

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by Romeo Pomodoro Just stick with it, my friend.

German is not half as difficult as it first seems. While on vacation in Munich last month I picked up a little German. She was only 4’8”, but she seemed like she knew her way around a sausage. Boy was I wrong. That was the wurst knock I ever had.

Auf Wiedersehen.

May, 2012

Romeo,

We regret to inform you that when returning from a trip to his villa in Italy, Romeo Pomodoro was detained at airport security under suspicion of attempting to smuggle a “long hard object” onto the plane hidden in his pants. Romeo escaped capture after first seducing his arresting officer, and is currently on the lam in Europe. We have no idea if or when he will be able to return to his admirers on the Space Coast, so here we pay tribute to him by sharing some of the his best advice from over the years.

October, 2008

January, 2009

Dear Romeo,

Romeo,

I’ve got this old manual camera I bought on Ebay and I’m trying to get into artistic photography, but I’m having a hard time figuring out how to work it. You’re involved in the arts, aren’t you?

Can you help?

Do you really think your answers over before you send out your advice? I’m a licensed relationship therapist and have conducted many studies in the field. Based on a few cursory readings of your column over the past year, I can tell you that your responses need to be more circumscribed.

Destiny P. Viera Debbie, when I first moved here I worked for Glamour Shots where I was in charge of fluffing up feather boas and polishing brass bed posts.

Cameras, I don’t know too much about. But it sounds like you need to master your F-stop, which I think is just above the G-spot. I can help with that. Cheese.

“Dr. Sam” Melbourne Beach Rev. Bill, for your information I was circumscribed at birth.

August, 2010

Romeo,

I’ve fallen in love with a German exchange student and I’m having trouble getting a grip on the language. I’m due to go over there in a few weeks to meet her parents and I’m stressing out practicing my grammar and pronunciation. There’s just no way I’ll figure it out in time.

You’ve been around. Any tips or shortcuts?

L.H. Cape Canaveral

We all know you love sex. Do you have any other vices? Surely you do! Me and my girlfriends were just wondering. It helps us formulate a more complete picture of our handsome love idol!

“Kayleigh” Cape Canaveral Thank you for asking, Helen.

Romeo’s life is wonderfully free of too many vices. I am not a gambler and I don’t use drugs, but I am an obsessive self-pleasurer and love cigarillos. I’m a forty-a-day man and smoke like a chimney.

December, 2014

Romeo,

My girlfriend Britta is coming here from Oslo this Christmas.

It’s her first time in the U.S. and I want to offer her a unique gift, but I’m kind of at a loss at what to get her. She’s not into typically feminine things like perfume, jewelry, or lingerie. We are, however, both big music fans, but we already own multiple copies of the bands we’re into. Any ideas?

Rick M. Melbourne Drop her off at my opulent, seafront home and I’ll give her just the thing. Since you’re big music fans, you must own everything the Beatles ever recorded, but I’d love to give her a rare version of ‘Norwegian Wood’ she’s probably never seen. Believe me, it’s hard to come by and I’m sure she’ll be pleased.

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Out and About

In spite of some rain crowds still amassed in downtown Cocoa for delicious food and amazing music at the 5th Annual BBQ & Blues Fest. Photos provided by Allan Chapman of the Historic Cocoa Village Association.

Fishing is fun for all ages! Pictured above and right are shots of the Port Taken by the Sandbar family on a fishing charter adventure. Below we have some shots from the Mac Attack fishing tournament held at the Port.

Congratulations to Captain Jason Solano and the Total Chaos team for bringing home the prize-winning catch!

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