Issue 4 Fall 2011

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Tuesday September 27, 2011

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Friday Night Laughs Returns

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ALPA ACE Club The ALPA ACE Club will be having its first student meeting tomorrow, Wednesday, at 6 p.m. in COB 127. Come out to the only industry sponsored professional pilot organization on campus!

Indian Student Association hosts Dinner To celebrate his 25th Anniversary of working at Embry-Riddle, the Indian Student Association, sponsored by Bombay Grill, will be hosting an event honoring Dr. Tej Gupta for his dedication to the school and to the Daytona Beach Indian population. The event will take place on Oct. 5 at 6:30 p.m. at Bombay Grill and all family, friends, faculty and staff are invited to attend this event. Food will be provided by Bombay Grill.

President’s Speaker Series Tonight at 7 p.m. in the IC Auditorium, Investigative reporter/journalist Annie Jacobsen discusses her new book about the government’s secret military base, Area 51, and the unrelated controversy surrounding her 2004 article about a flight to Los Angeles in which Annie reported seeing suspicious passengers and the aftermath from that story. A book signing follows the interview and question and answer period.

Win a scholarship essay contest! Today at 12:45 p.m. in IC 104 the Women’s Center will be hosting a writing seminar on how to successfully write a scholarship essay! This in depth how-to session will put you on the path to success and hopefully lots of scholarships.

Hunger Banquet This Thursday at 6:30 p.m. in the landing strip, the catholic student union will be hosting a hunger banquet. This event is geared towards creating a greater awareness of world hunger and experiencing the meals of the Rich, Middle class, and Poor.

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Christopher Heale Guest Reporter

Friday night saw the return of the popular ‘Friday Night Laughs’ comedy show put on by TNG productions. Although the poor weather and culmination of rush week kept a lot of people from attending, it didn’t dampen the spirits of comedians Joe Wong and Jay Montepare who sent the crowds into fits of laughter. Joe Wong was first on stage, a Chinese born comedian who immigrated to the US and currently resides in Boston, MA. He has performed on hit shows such as the Late Show with David Letterman and the Ellen DeGeneres show. He also headlined the Radio and TV correspondents’ dinner. Joe’s act centers on his own experiences as a Chinese immigrant arriving in America,

and sometimes plays on the cultural stereotypes and misunderstandings that can arise from being a foreigner in a new land. He speaks in a Chinese accent and has a great way of appearing innocent and naïve to the jokes he is telling. Joe’s remarks were quick witted and often pointed out the idiosyncrasies in the modern world. “I read a recent article,” Joe explained, “It read: a medical study finds that stress can cause you to gain weight. Do you know how stressful it is to read that and not worry about gaining weight?” he points out. In an interview beforehand, Joe said that he likes comedy that makes you laugh but also makes you think, and believes that is the difference between a good and a great comedian. This sentiment can be reflected in his wordplay. “When I

was a kid my dad got me a pet tree,” he says, “all the other kids had dogs and told me my pet was all bark and no bite”. Joe followed up by reading out a few of his lines from the NPR show ‘I believe’. “I believe if Jesus comes back to earth”, he pauses, “that he will have a bumper sticker on his car saying ...what would I do?” He finished his set with a slide show depicting comical Math equations in playing up to the Asian stereotypes. “If the theme park Six Flags claims in its motto ‘the more flags the more fun,’” he asks, “Then surely the United Nations would be the most fun place in the world?” while displaying a large picture of the UN building in New York and the mathematical symbol for ‘greater than’ pointing away from a picture of the Six Flags logo.

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Next up was Jay Monteparte, another Massachusetts native who came out on stage wearing an ERAU t-shirt he took from the green room backstage. Jay performed with a great amount of energy and bantered with the crowd throughout his set. In comparison to the jokes and witty one liners of Joe Wong’s set, Jay liked to elaborate on stories and awkward situations, providing re-enactments which kept the crowd laughing the whole set. “So it’s great that you guys stopped watching Top Gun for the 97th time and decided to come out tonight,” he said, immediately making a dig at the pilots in the room. This was after pondering who came up with the “creepy” name for the schools very own ‘Touch N’ Go’ productions. Jay had recently been performing for the troops in

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Okinawa, Japan and explained in detail the intricacies of the Japanese self-cleaning toilet. This led him into a discussion about paper towels. “You know the classic paper towel commercial?” Jay asks, “the one where they show two competitors brands, one performs superbly and mops up the spillage while staying in one piece, whereas the other breaks up and gets mess all over the guy’s hands? Well that would never work for a toilet paper commercial right?” Jay quips before launching into a detailed reconstruction of what may occur in such a case. The two comedians provided a vital antidote to a bleak and wet Friday night and all those who came appeared to thoroughly enjoy themselves. The evening was the first of a number of Friday Night Laugh events and set the bar for future Fridays.

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