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the antlerette
September 2017 IN THIS ISSUE
High School: Not a Musical by Jordan Ritchie, Staff
High school is said to be the Also, why is there always only one adventure of our lives. As kids, we dream of unattractive girl in the entire school, who becoming captain of the football team or gets a makeover and suddenly everyone’s prom queen…or maybe our visions are a little fawning over her? And when I say makeover, on the morbid side and all we can do is dread I mean trading her glasses for contacts and being written about in the notorious Burn buying a new dress, because according to the Book. High school films over the years have movies She’s All That and The Princess definitely proved themselves to be Diaries, that’s all you need to do to transform entertaining, witty, and laugh-outyourself from “ugly” to “beautiful”. Also, this loud hilarious, but they are girl somehow manages to end up with the extremely false and overmost popular, attractive guy in exaggerated depictions of real the school, like Bianca Piper high school life! and Wesley Rush from The Apparently, DUFF. If this “makeover” high school students theory were true, every break into song teenage girl in the world would whenever they feel the get one without hesitation. need to express their This next trope, I think feelings, as seen in everyone is familiar with: Overthe High School https://typesetbeta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016 the-top cliques with clever %2F9%2F13%2F9bf0c3bc-654a-43b8-8c42Musical films. names, like “The Plastics” from 9ae06efe98b2.jpg Everyone also just Mean Girls. Yes, we all have our so happens to be good singers and dancers. friend groups, but is there really a superior In real life, if someone were to initiate a clique with a catchy name everyone learns to random musical number, barely anyone worship like royalty…or maybe runs and would know the lyrics or dance moves. And cowers from just at the sound of their not to mention, unless this took place during footsteps? How do these names even come lunch, everyone would be late to class. to be? I doubt that they originate from an Imagine having to tell your teacher, “I’m intense brainstorm session. sorry, ma’am, I heard the bell, but I was in the Continued on Page 2. middle of a spontaneous musical number.”
The Movie Industry in 2017 Is the movie industry falling or is it getting a resurgence? First let’s compare the current box records for this year and last year. Over the last 8 and a half months, production companies have been releasing many new movies and started new series………Page 5
Events in North Korea Since 2013, North Korea has been threatening various countries, including South Korea and the U.S. These claims have involved missile threats towards various areas and now, their sights have been set again on Guam, a U.S. territory. U.S. President Donald Trump responded to these threats with “North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”……………………………………………………Page 7