Queen City Quixotic Issue Two

The r ewa sonc ea nol dma nwhot ol dme t ha twe ’ r ea l lt hes a me .

Wea l lf a c et hes a met r i a l s t hes a met r i bul a t i ons .

We ’ r ea l lma deofdr a gonf i nge r s .

I twa sa tt hi spoi nt ,Ia s ke dhi mt oc l a r i f y , be c a us e ,youknow,wha ta r e“ dr a gonf i nge r s ? ” Tur nsout ,hewa sbe i ngl i t e r a l .

Heha ddr a gonsf orf i nge r s .

I twa swi l d.

We l c ome , de a rr e a de r , t ot hi ss t a r s t udde di s s ueof t heQue e nCi t yQui xot i c .Ia m youre di t or ,THE EDI TOR FROM BEYOND THESTARS!Sor r y f or ye l l i ng, but t ha t ’ sl i t e r a l l y how you’ r e s uppos e dt os a ymyt i t l e .

Youha vet oye l l i t .

I fyou c a nt hr ows omer e ve r bont ha t ,a l lt hebe t t e r .

And upt hega i n.NOTTOO MUCH!Ugh.I t ’ saga i n knob, notavol umeknob!I si toka yi fIc omeba c k t he r ea nds howyouwha tI ’ mt a l ki nga bout ?Wow. I t ’ same s sba c khe r e .Whe n’ st hel a s tt i meyou dus t e d?1997?Sor r y ,Is houl dn’ tj udge .

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Who s es kul li st hi s ?Mi c ha e l ,i s t hi syours kul l ?Ar eyous ur e ?

Yourhe a dl ooksal i t t l ede f l a t e d.

Mi c ha e l ,j us ta dmi tt hi si syour s kul l .

Yourbr a i nc a n’ tpos s i bl y e nj oynotbe i ngi nc a s e di na ha r ds he l l .

Whydi dyoul e a vei t he r ei nt hef i r s tpl a c e ?

Tha t ’ s . . . t ha t ’ snotagood a ns we r .

Oka y ,we l l ,I ’ mnott heonewho l e f thi ss kul ll yi nga r oundt he l i vi ngr oom.So,don’ tt a ket ha t t onewi t hme ,youngma n.