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Lo y al Sub j e c t so f t h ec r o wn ,g at h e r ‘ r o un d an dh e ar myv o i c e !’ Ti s I,y o ur o l d Un c l eDo ug ,b ac kag ai nwi t han o t h e r l o o katt r adi n gc ar ds ,an dt h ec r azy n o n s e n s et h at c o me s wi t hi t !Wh at s o r t o fc r azyn o n s e n s e ?We l l ,t h i si s s ue ,we ’ r e g o i n gt ot ak ea l o o k at :P ai r i n gv i n t ag e 7/ 1 1c up s wi t h y o ur t r adi n g c ar d c o l l e c t i o n ;Th edumb e s twr e s t l i n gc ar dI o wn ;& Th e Ho war d t h e Duc kt r adi n g c ar dt ok e e py o ure y eo n !

Wh atwe ’ r en o tg o i n gt ot al kab o ut ?Th i s g uy s t an di n gr i g h tb e h i n d me i nt h e Sc r e am mas k .I k n o wh e ’ st h e r e .I c an s e eh i mi nt h er e fl e c t i o no ft h emo n i t o r . BUT, IF I A KNO WLE DGE HIM, HE WINS!I’ m s ur eh e ’ sl i k ea g ar de n s n ak e ,mo r eafr ai do f met h atI am h i n o p e .He ’ ss t ab b i n gmet ode at h .Be t t e r fi n i s hp ut t i n gt o g e t h e rt h i si s s ueo f Fi v e o f Di amo n d. s ! fi n -


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A l r e adya fanfav o r i t efr o m Th o r :Rag n ar o k ,Val k y r i ei s s e tt op l aya maj o rr o l li nTh o r :Lo v ean d Th un de r !Th i s p ai r i n g ,c o mi n gfr o mt woc o n s e c ut i v ey e ar si sa n o b r ai n e . r . Wh i l e I do n ’ tk n o w ab o ut t h ep r i c et ag o nt h at SGC s t i c k e r ,i ts ur ewo ul dl o o k fan c yo ny o ur di s p l ays h e l f n e x tt ot h atc up ! Mr . Tr adi ng Car dsTal ks t ohi st e am.

Fi ndmet ha tc up r ei nac a r . a ndc a r dc o mbo ! Wea

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7/ 1 1us e dt omak er e al l yc o o lSl ur p e ec up s .No w,l e t sg e tt h e mp ai r e d wi t ht r adi n gc ar dsfo ry o urs h e l f!( al li t e msfo un do ne Bay )

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It ’ sg o o dt ob ek i n g !$4 5 an d fr e es h i p p i n gfo rt woP SA 7’ s ?Ve r yfun !P l us ,add t h e7/ 1 1c up si nfo ra n i g h ti n att h emo v i e s * !* WA RNING:DONO T WA TCH KING KO NG! THE RE IS NO VE RSIO NO F THA T MO VIE THA T IS A NY GO O D!But ,b e y o n d al lr e as o n ,t h eGo dzi l l av e r s ei s g o i n gful lfo r c e ,an dc l as s i cKi n gKo n gs t uff i so n l yg o i n g t og oup !So ,k e e pO NE o ft h o s ec up s an ds e l lo ff t h e o t h e rt h r e efo r$7$1 0e ac h ! Funn o t e :I waso nt h eLA STr unt h eo r i g i n alKi n gKo n g r i de( i nO r l an do )madeb e fo r ei twasup g r ade d.Th i swas c i r c a1 9 9 0 i s h .


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7/ 1 1us e dt omak er e al l yc o o lSl ur p e ec up s .No w,l e t sg e tt h e mp ai r e d wi t ht r adi n gc ar dsfo ry o urs h e l f!( al li t e msfo un do ne Bay )

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Wewe n tb ac kt ot h ec o mi cb o o kwe l lfo rt h e7/ 1 1c up ,as Dr ac ul a was o n eo ft h emo r ep r o mi n an tv i l l ai n si nt h e 1 9 70 s Mar v e lUn i v e r s e( e v e nh av i n gh i so wn t i t l e ) .Ho we v e r , t h ec ar d I we n t wi t ha s k e t c hc ar d,i n s t e ad o f s o me t h i n gg r ade d.A s muc has al lv e r s i o n so f Dr ac ul a h av et h e i rap p e al ,I t h i n kmo s tt r ueh o r r o rfan st h i n k o fCh r i s t o p h e rLe e ’ sHamme rHo r r o rDr ac ul a ast h eb e s t . A n dt h at ’ swh att h i ss k e t c hc ar di sa s k e t c ho f. Al i t t l ep r i c e y ,e v e n fo ra s k e t c hc ar d.If I h ad an y mo n e y ,I wo ul d mak eano ffe ro f$9 5an dt ak e$1 0 0 1 0 5 i ft h e yc o un t e ro ffe r e d.


O H,HO WIE !

Ac ar dt owat c hasHo war dt h eDuc k ’ sp o p ul ar i t yi so nt h er i s e !

I s e r i o us l ydo ub t an yHo war dt h eDuc k mo v i et r adi n g c ar di sg o i n gt oh av et h el e g st omo v eo ni t so wn( wh i l eI DOt h i n ks e al e dp ac k san dc o mp l e t ec o l l e c t i o n swi l lg oup s o o n ) .Ho we v e r ,i fA NY c ar d fr o m t h at s e th as t h e p o t e n t i alt o do s o ,i t ’ st h i sc ar d.Wi t h Le ah Th o mp s o n l o b b y i n gt o mak ea n e w Ho war d mo v i e , as we l l as i n c r e as i n gap p e ar an c e si nt h eMar v e lc o mi c san d mo v i e s , a n e w Ho war d mo v i eo r TV s h o ws e e ms a fo r e g o n e c o n c l us i o n .A n d,wh e ny o u t h i n k ab o ut t h eO RIGINA L Ho war dt h eDuc kmo v i e ,an d I doa LO T,y o ut h i n ko f THIS s t e amy s c e n e !I me an ,i t ’ s ,l i k e ,way ,WA Yt o o s t e amy .I me an ,i nday t o dayl i fe .No twh e ny o up uti t i na mo v i et h atc o n t ai n se x p o s e d duc kb o o b s .


20 0 0RUMBLEA LLSTA RS! Th i sh ast ob e ,s i mp l y ,t h edumb e s twr e s t l i n gc ar do f al lt i me . A n di t ’ si nmyc o l l e c t i o n .

A to n et i me ,To o Co o lwas a t ag t e am t h at e v e r y o n e wan t e dt owi n . . e x c e p t Vi n c eMc Mah o n .Th e ydr e s s e dl i k e o v e r t h e t o p9 0 sr ap p e r s an d dan c e d i nt h er i n gl i k e i di o t s .It .Was .A mazi n g .Ch e c ko utt h e i rap p e ar an c ei n t h e20 0 0Ro y alRumb l e ,an d wh ath ap p e n swi t hRi k i s h i .A s a mo me n t ,i t ’ sg o l d.Sp e ak i n go fg o l d,t h i sc ar di sc o v e r e d i ni t .23 k ar at g o l d,t ob es p e c i fi c .I o wn t h i sc ar d. Se r i o us l y ,I t o o kt h at p i c t ur e wi t h my p h o n e .But ,I c o l l e c twe i r dc ar dst h ath av et odowi t hJe r r yLawl e r ’ s fami l y ,an do n eo ft h e s eg uy si sh i sk i d!


MUSIC TORIPWA X TO P UT O N SO METUNE SA ND RIPSO MEWA X1

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