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Dear Readers, Welcome to the show. We have spent countless hours to make this edition of the Cooper Quarterly for everyone. If you like comics, we got you. If you want to read about famous rivalries, it’s in the magazine. And we interview some awesome people. And so much more in Cooper Quarterly. The Rivalry and Redemption Issue, by 4B. Here are some things you should know about this magazine: there are going to be a lot of sports rivalries in here. You might get raging mad about some of the rivalries, but please don’t rip the pages. There are a whole lot of pictures of players1 teams, and games. You’ll see some battle maps (both real and imaginary).

You will also see awesome comeback stories, some you will recognize, others you will not. All of our stories share some connection. You will also hear some awesome playlists.

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I was asked that question many times when I was your age, and I always said, “Whichever one is in season!”

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What is your favorite sports team? Baseball: Phillies, Football: Redskins

3. Why do you like coaching baseball? I love watching guys grow into playing on the big field, I love the strategy, I love the competition 4. What advice would you have for young baseball players? Play catch everyday 5. Have you ever had a rivalry before? Yes! I still do. My first rivalry was our local HS rivalry in Pennsylvania. It was fierce! Here at NA, we love to compete against Cape Henry and the Richmond schools.

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An Interview with Coach Monninger

By Bryce What is your favorite football team?

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A famous time that the Red Sox won was when in the Post-season they were down 3-0 in a series and they came back and won the last four games. One of the most famous Red Sox games was when the Red Sox starting pitcher was in the 5th inning and then he started bleeding on his ankle and the sock was completely red. He threw a shutout game.

You may have heard of the Curse of the Bambino. It started when the Red Sox manager invested money in a play. The play made no money So, the Red Sox were cursed and they called it the Curse of the Bambino. The Red Sox didn’t win a world series in 86 years. That is the end of the story of the rivalry between the Red Sox and the Yankees.

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By Evan Jones Thor is the son Odin and Thanos is a titan. Thanos had a gauntlet and he found all the infinity stones and he was going to destroy 50% of the universe. Thor lost his hammer and went to the land of dwarfs and got another hammer and he fought Thanos. Thor hit him in the chest and Thanos said you shouldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve aimed for the head and Thanos snapped his fingers and destroyed 50% of the universe.

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A war has been declared to capture the Pillow Fort, led by the King of Shopping Carts.

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By Will and 3ulian Chapter 1 June 1, 1944. A conference was held for the Allied leaders. They were discussing an attack to take back France. The date was set for June 6th, 1944. Five days away they heard the weather was going to be bad.

Eisenhower, the American general, decided to go anyway. They sent telegraphs to each other saying they were going to attack Calias. The Germans intercepted their message that they were attacking Calias, which was exactly what the Allies wanted.

Chapter 2 Hitler stationed his forces at Calias. For the plan to work, they made fake soldier tanks out of wood so it looked believable. They also puta record playerofscreamsofterrorof menyelling and shooting.

Chapter 3 Then, it was June 6th, 1944. The Allies drifted across the English Channel. S beaches. 5 attacks. The Canadians stormed Utah Beach, which was just like the training. British and American soldiers also forced the Germans back and in a matter of hours Utah Beach was Allied again. Juno Beach was a stalemate with each side retreating and attacking again.

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Then came Omaha Beach.

The thousands of soldiers who stormed the beaches were met with a big load of bullets from the Germans. Soldiers were running up the beaches. American soldiers would be killed every second oftheGerman reign of terror. Afewsoldierswould make it up the beaches. A man named Carlos stopped the guns. The soldiers pushed to the beaches. The Germans had won the day but many more battles would come.

The Americans set up camp by the natural rocks of Omaha Beach.

When morning came, the Allied battleships and destroyers bombarded the Germans, as every morning started on the long campaign to take back France.

8:00am: Normandy, France. The Allies stormed the beaches, but the German reinforcements were already at the bunkers, so the Allies had to retreat.

Chapters On the third day, the Allies had still not taken Normandy Beach.

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The Germans were completely caught off-guard. The Allied forces charged up the beach and took cover under the rocks of the giant cliff.

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Some brave men clambered up the cliffs and sent ropes down to the others. Soon half of the Allied forces were on top of the cliffs with more coming up. The Allies stormed the pill boxes and caught the Germans off guard, Machine guns and A-A guns were taken. Then, the Americans pushed inland and met up with the British, American, and Canadian forces who had taken Juno, Gold, Sword, and Utah Beaches. From there they retook Paris on May 8, 1945, or as we know it, V.E. Day. The End.

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