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IS THAT YOUR DRONE? YOU KNOW IT’S A NO FLY ZONE HERE IN TIG CTY.
| DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
WHAT’S YOUR NAME? OK , WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT…
MY GUN IS ON MY BIKE, THE ONLY WEAPON | HAVE IS MY HIT BIT WATCH AND DRONE.
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, NOW!
|’M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU PIGS, JUST TRYING TO GET TO WORK.
|’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK.
HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!
MY NAME IS BLISTER!! | WORK FOR HIT BIT TECHNOLOGY, AND | WAS TESTING OUT MY DRONE.
ON YOUR STOMACH NOW!
ONLY ONE POLICE CAR… LET ME SCARE HIM.
PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON OR | WILL SHOOT!
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES…
HUH?
OH GREAT! NOW THE BOSS MAN IS CHECKING UP ON ME.
BLISTER YOU ARE LATE AGAIN. GET YOUR BUTT IN THE OFFICE! ON MY WAY SPLICE. GOT INTO WITH SOME OF THE CITY’S FINEST!
| HOPE THE POLICE OFFICERS DIDN’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
IT COULD BE WORSE. | COULD HAVE KILLED SOME COPS WITHOUT GETTING PAID FOR IT.
TIME TO GET HOME AND CHANGE FOR WORK.
TIME TO DRESS FOR SUCCESS.
|’M A SITTING DUCK OUT HERE WITH ALL THIS AMMO IN MY BACKPACK.
| WILL NEVER FORGET HOW | GOT THESE SCARS ON MY BACK.
| HOPE |’M NOT IN ANYBODIES TARGET RANGE….
| WAS ON A SPECIAL OPS MISSION WITH A BAG FULL OF LIVE AMMO.
… |’VE BEEN HIT! |-| NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE, ASAP!
CAN’T MOVE…BURNiNG…. OMmM….
MAN, YOU CAN SEE HIS BACKBONE AND SHOULDER BLADES. | HOPE HE MAKES IT.
WE NEED A CHOPPER TO THESE CORDINATES…
THE GOOD OLD DAYS...
BLISTER ARRIVES AT THE HIT BIT ASSIGNMENT MEETING, LATE.
HELLO CHUMPS – AND HOW ARE YOU DOING SWEETIE PIE?
BLISTER, SPLICE HAS BEEN WAITING ON YOU.
YOU’RE LATE, NAPPY DRED HEAD.
HEY BABE.
| COULDN’T QUITE HEAR WHAT YOU SAID.
HEY, WHAT’S UP BLIS…
COME A LITTLE CLOSER.
ARE YOU DEAF NOW? | SAID…
STOP PLAYING AROUND, YOU HAVE ORDERS TO FILL.
NOW GET INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM SO | CAN GIVE YOU YOUR TICKET.
GOOD LUCK BLIS, |’LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU.
YOU DO THAT, YOU SEXY THING YOU.
WHO DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?
GOT IT, SPLICE. ONE MORE THING, |’M GOING TO NEED AN ADVANCEMENT ON MY COMMISSION.
OK, BLISTER. YOUR CLIENT’S NAME IS STROKE. THERE IS A $300,000 COMMISSION IF THE JOB IS DONE CORRECTLY.
WHAT DOES STROKE DO FOR A LIVING AND WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU TO GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH?
STROKE IS A MILLION DOLLAR TATTOO SHOP OWNER WHO STOLE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF EQUIPMENT FROM HIT BIT TECHNOLOGY.
EASY MONEY!
| NEED SOME SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE FOR MY ASSIGNMENT. PREACHER PARKER WILL PRAY FOR ME.
BLESS YOU BLISTER! SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
THANKS PASTOR.
COME INSIDE.
WHAT BRINGS YOU BY MY SON? ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR ASSIGNMENTS?
YES PASTOR, | NEED YOU FOR YOU TO PRAY OVER ME AND MY MISSION.
THOU SHALL NOT KILL…
AMEN.
BOW YOUR HEAD.
THANKS FATHER.
THIS WILL BE A SHORT PRAYER.
BLISTER STOPS AT GAS STATION FOR SOME PETRO BUT…. LET ME GET THAT PUMP, BRO!
|’VE NOTICED THAT THERE AREN’T ANY CAMERAS POINTED IN THIS DIRECTION.
OK, YOU GOT IT. | WILL EVEN PAY YOUR GAS. WHAT CLUB ARE YOU WITH?
THE GREEN DEVIL MONARCHS. WHY?
NO. | JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU | AM GOING | FIGURE TO HAVE TO KILL FOUR, TODAY. INCLUDING YOU.
| BET YOU’RE WONDERING HOW | CAN HOLD A 250 PIECE OF TRASH IN THE AIR FOR SO LONG? IT’S CALLED A HIT BIT CHIP – ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY; COURTESY OF MY GANG.
MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU…
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN?
|’VE GOT TWO KNUCKLE HEADS FOLLOWING ME. P.O.P DRONE, PLEASE GET RID OF THE WANNA BE BIKER GANG MEMBERS. KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE.
MY P.O.P DRONE CAN READ MY MIND-COURTESY OF MY HIT BIT CHIP
BACK AT THE GAS STATION.
COME ON MANNY, GET OUT OF THAT FIRE!
THESE MUST BE THE DUMBEST BIKERS EVER.
| HOPE THEY HAVE MY ROOM READY, | NEED TO RELAX.
90% OF THE COMPUTERS IN THIS HOTEL ROOM HAS A HIT BIT CHIP OR WAS PRODUCED BY HIT BIT TECHNOLOGY. IT SURE DOES PAY TO WORK FOR ONE OF THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL TECHNOLOGY COMPANIES.
BLISTER, DON’T FORGET TO RECORD THE COMPLETION OF YOUR ASSIGNMENT. | NEED VISUAL EVIDENCE AND HIS LAPTOP AS WELL.
TRANSFERRING FUNDS FROM 242 LOCAL ACCOUNTS TO MALCOLM FLINTS VIA THE HIT BIT SERVER.32 SEC. TO COMPLETION.
DON’T WORRY – YOU WILL GET EVERY GORY DETAIL. JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MY COMMISSION READY. NOW STOP RECORDING ME, |’M GOING TO SLEEP.
THIS GU,Y STROKE, SHOULD BE AN EASY TARGET. SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOT A LOT MONEY.
STROKE AND BLISTER HAVE A TATTOO APPOINTMENT TODAY.
THIS IS JOHN CALLING TO CONFIRM MY TATTOO APPOINTMENT WITH STROKE TODAY AT 7:00.
| HATE NEEDLES.
| HAVE A 7:00 APPOINTMENT WITH STROKE – JOHN JACKSON.
HOW MANY OTHER TATTOO ARTIST WORK HERE?
JACKSON, OH YES, RIGHT THIS WAY.
ONLY THREE ARTISTS AT THIS LOCATION, STROKE, DRILL AND SCOPE.
WHAT’S UP BRO?
NOTHING MUCH -- LOOKING FORWARD TO ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS TATTOOS.
| SEE YOU HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TATTOO GIG GOING FOR YOURSELF, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN BUSINESS? YEH, PRETTY GOOD. ABOUT TEN YEARS, WHAT DO YOU DO?
WELL, |’M A FREELANCE TECHNICIAN THAT HAS BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS. MY CURRENT EMPLOYER CAN BE A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT HE GIVES ME GREAT ASSIGNMENTS AND HE PAYS WELL.
SO WHAT KIND OF A TECH DO YOU SPECIALIZE IN?
COMPUTER AND WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY.
REALLY!!? KILLER JOB, BRO.
| CAN FIX YOUR TAXES AND | CAN FIX YOUR FIREARM.
STROKE HOLDS HIS GUN IN THE AIR SO BLISTER CAN TAKE A LOOK.
NICE PIECE. | HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR YOU -- A HIGH TECH MICROCHIP…
WHAT IS THE NAME ON THE CHIP?
WOULD YOU KNOW HOW TO MODIFY A 930 FULLY AUTO 9MM COMPACT?
|’VE HEARD OF THAT NAME BEFORE… HMMM.
THE MOST ADVANCE CHIP OUT ON THE MARKET TODAY IS THE HIT BIT CHIP!
OK…LET’S GET STARTED, BRO. ARE YOU READY?
YEH…ARE YOU READY? | THINK | SHOULD SAY A QUICK PRAYER.
NOW | LAY YOU DOWN TO SLEEP, | PRAY THE LORD.
ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE?
ALL RIGHT, | KNOW WHAT THIS IS. HE IS HERE TO KILL ME. | NEVER DID PAY THE BILL FOR ALL MY TATTOO EQUIPMENT, WHICH IS FROM HIT BIT TECHNOLOGY …
STROKE NOW REALIZES THAT THIS MIGHT BE HIS LAST APPOINTMENT.
LORD, FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS..
NO…
NO!!!!
OK …STROKE IS DEAD, NOW | HAVE TO GET THE LAPTOP THAT’S AT THE RECEPTIONIST DESK. D*&#... | FORGOT TO RECORD THE ASSIGNMENT WITH MY DRONE!
FORGOT ABOUT THOSE OTHER GOON TATTOO ARTIST, | NEED TO GET TO THAT LAPTOP.
AS SOON AS | GET OUTSIDE IT’S ON…
GREAT; | HEAR SIRENS. THAT RECEPTIONIST MUST HAVE CALLED THE POLICE.
WHAT A DAY…..WHAT A DAY.
DID YOU COMPLETE YOUR ASSIGNMENT? WELL…| HAVE HIS COMPUTER. IT’S BEEN ALONG DAY.
NO MORE TALKING… GET TO MY OFFICE, NOW!
DAMMIT!! | SHOULD HAVE VIDEO TAPED MY MISSION. IT’S DEFINITELY GOING TO EFFECT MY PAY.
| HAVE STROKE’S COMPUTER… | DON’T HAVE MY DRONE’S VIDEO TAPE OF THE ASSIGNMENT.
HAND ME THE LAPTOP. YOUR COMMISSION IS GOING TO SUFFER TREMENDOUSLY, YOU KNOW |’M GOING TO NEED THAT VIDEO OF YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
NOW BLISTER, YOUR ONE OF MY BEST TECHS BUT TO BE THE BEST AND MAKE THE MOST MONEY, YOU HAVE TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE.
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