Slice©2020 Tavarus Blackmonster

SLICE

After the surgery I take my State Disability and go on a PIZZA & Zyprexa diet. I gain 70 lbs. in 30 days and spend the rest of my life gargling reflux.

Tavarus

Blackmon ©2020

I eat an all meat pizza by myself. It makes me pass-out. My daughter cries, “Daddy, wake up!” But I don’t hear in the pepperoni coma.

Mom orders a pizza. She is dying. I just got out of jail. It tastes like salvation di marinara.

The End

I puke onto the shiny pizza tray. I feel like a rotten kid. Sick and useless.