Hidden Gem 1.Wing Express

from The Reporter: Spring 2023 Issue IV

Local Legend For a Reason

This mom and pop, tucked away in a strip next to the Neighborhood Walmart down Woodland, is nothing short of the best wing joint in town. Though small and unassuming from the outside, this mighty mite is host to treasures within. Off the bat, you’re met with some of the kindest customer service in the game. Though they were busy at the time I visited, the proprietor made time to make small talk and offer recommendations to me, offered extra sauces free of charge, and checked my total with me because she was concerned it was wrong (it wasn’t, I just tipped without her expecting it).

The interior was organized and very clean, and even had a seasoning bar for fries or whatever you wish. The wings themselves absolutely hit. First, they were massive and came accompanied by a mountain of fries to boot. They were also incredibly juicy, crunchy, covered in the perfect ratio of sauces, and not at all greasy. The garlic parm wings were actually a dry rub, which offered all the flavor you’d expect without any of the oiliness that tends to make this flavor far too rich. The lemon pepper dry rub was perfect, packed with flavor, and still balanced. The stinging honey sauce was sweet and spicy and sticky and addictive. This one had my heart to be sure, though it’s not for those averse to sugar. And, finally, the hot sauce is the best in the game hands down. It tasted freshly made, and had a curry-like consistency. The thick sauce coated every curvature without taking away from the crunchy exterior. It was peppery yet balanced, and the kick of it made my nose run, which is how you know it’s perfect.

36 the reporter

I give this place a 5/5. No, it’s not fancy or frilly, but no rant meal should be in my book. It’s messy, satisfying, entirely affordable, has friendly staff and most importantly, heals the parts of your soul that a bad day has tainted. This is as good as wings get as far as I’m concerned.