WEDNESDAY | FEBRUARY 18, 2004
Cadenza Editor / Travis Petersen / cadenza@studlife.com
STUDENT LIFE | CADENZA
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Thoughts on Valentine’s Day From romantic rendezvous to propositions from intoxicated celebrities, Valentine’s Day 2004 was exciting for many Wash U students. For others, it was boring and shitty. Read on for a few students’ stories and you will see that Andy Dick is indeed a dick. By Doug Main
Andy Dick came to our fraternity’s Valentine’s Day date party. At fi rst we were surprised, and then we realized he’s really weird. He was really wasted, and hitting on everyone. Then he stole some stuff from my room and wouldn’t give it back. He eventually got kicked out. -Bob Feigenblatt
I went to see “City of God” in my sweatpants and then I went to ‘Companions’ for their all-you-caneat dessert. I didn’t eat, but it was fun. -Caroline Landry
My girlfriend came to visit me from Ohio. She is so beautiful, and we had an unforgettable Valentine’s Day together. Every moment was pure bliss. -Craig Wilen
One of my friends taught me to swing dance. Then I hung out with a bunch of my girls and ate junk food. We watched “Lizzie Maguire.” -Anne Lamb
I went to B.B.’s Blues, Jazz, and Soup. It’s this great place with good food and good music. There were three live jazz bands. Everyone was wasted and dancing—I had a great time. -Lisa Barrett
Valentine’s Day sucks. I hate it. The highlight of my day was arranging candy hearts with my friend. They said things like ‘be mine,’ ‘u r cute,’ and one of them said ‘bookclub.’ What does that mean? -Brett Weinstein
I was waiting at the Forest Park MetroLink and nine police cruisers pulled up. They came out and asked me if I had seen a six-foot guy running by. I said no. After they left, this other guy waiting there turned to me and said, ‘I’d hate to be a six-foot runner right now.’ That was pretty much the highlight of my Valentine’s Day, which otherwise was really boring and somewhat sad. I think I might cry. -Dave Weintraub