THURTENE NAMES SU AS ‘07 CHARITY Says Thurtene chair: ‘We felt bad when they ran out of money’
STUDENT LIBEL MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2007
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THE FACTUALLY INACCUR ATE TABLOID OF WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY IN D.C. SINCE 1878
HIGH SPEED CHASE TEARS ACROSS CAMPUS
MILLIONS OF POINTS STOLEN FROM BEAR’S DEN Cashiers held at gunpoint in four-hour standoff
DEAN SANSALONE SNAKES ON THE 40 Hundreds of students attacked CUTS OWN JOB Full story, page 2
MOINESTER CLUBS BABY SEAL
in freak serpentine infestation
SQUIRREL MAULS HAWK
Moinester speaks out: ‘They may be cute, but they’re also tasty’ STUDENT LIBEL EXCLUSIVE:
WRIGHTON, PATTY MAYONNAISE LOVE AFFAIR SCANDAL