Children in Church

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

A priest said to a precocious six year old boy, ‘Your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?’

The boy replied, ‘Thank God he’s in bed!’

A Sunday school teacher asked ‘Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was in the Ark?’

‘No’ replied Johnny. ‘How could he with just two worms?’

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, ‘We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times, but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?’

One child blurted out, ‘Aces!’

Wilmington Memorial Hall Management Committee

Registered Charity Number 302885

Memorable Dates

Saturday 24th June 2023 MAGIC EVENING with Magician Yours Magically, ‘Infinity’, and Sausage & Chip Supper.

7.00 p.m. for 7.30 p.m. start. Tickets £14.50 per person.

Saturday 9th September 2023

Quiz Evening with Quiz Master Alan Syred

6-8 persons per table

7.00 p.m. for 7.30p.m. Start

Tickets £5.00 per person.

Saturday 9th December 2023 Christmas Evening with Star Cabaret ‘St Celilia’, 1970 recording Stars.

7.00 p.m. for 7.30p.m. start

Tickets £ 22.00 per person (includes Chicken & Chip Supper and Sweet).

Thursday 14th December 2023 ‘SLEEPING BEAUTY’, Pantomime brought to you by Outside the Box Productions Ltd Doors open 6.30p.m. for 7.00 p.m. start Ticket; Adults £13.00, Child £9.00, Family Ticket £37.00

Saturday 27th January 2024 Social Evening (Incorporating a Race Night) with Sausage & Chip Supper

7.00p.m. for 7.30p.m. Start

Tickets £9.00 per person

Tickets & Details, please telephone Barbara Field 01322 226695 077534 76877

All proceeds to Wilmington Memorial Hall Funds

14 March 2023