CLASS OF 2023
MAGGIEAKERS|FIA ARBELAEZ |EMERSON BAER|LEAH BALKARAN
STELLA BLEN |MARGOBURBANK |ALLIEBURKHART |MADISON BURT
GEORGIA CARLS|AISLINN CHOO|GRACECIARAMITARO|KATIECRAFT
OAKLEY DAY |GRAYSON FINKS|MELA FORD |PEYTON GALLIK
NAISHA GAUR|RILEY GILMORE|ANNIEGOWEN |KAYLA GURLEY
CAM HART |HAYDEN HEDGES|KEYONA HOOKER|HANIYAH ISMAIL
AVA JALENAK |SOFIA JALENAK |GRACEJONES|MICHELLEJUN
KAELA KEITH |HANNAH KERLAN |ALEXANDRA LAFFERTY
CHARLIELAMOUNTAIN |RACHEL LARKINS|EMERY LINDY
MEGHANA MADASU |ARDEN MILLER|ELLIEMONAGHAN
CAROLINEO'BRIEN |EVA OGBEIDE|SARA OTTINGER |SHIFA PANJWANI
ANNA DOUGLASPIPER|KATEPRILLAMAN |ANGELA ROBERTS
ERIKA ROSS|ERIN ROY |ELAINA SANTOS|RUTH ANN SEALE
GRACIESHY |CAMILLESMITH |GABBY SMITH |MIA SOEFKER
REESESUDDARTH |DARLA SUITT |AINSLEETAYLOR|MAZETAYLOR
LEA THOMAS|JULIA VAN HOOZER|MAHA VIRK |ELIZABETH WEN
AMORWILLIAMS|CALLIEWITTMANN |SOPHIEYOUNKER
BLACK FRIDAY APRIL 28, 2023
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
BEST YOU'LL EVER SEE
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ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
A note from the Editor:
Today ismy birthday Today isalso theday my classand I say goodbyeto APALAPP, Derby Days, General Tso?s chicken, ?Day by Day? and so much more Today is the bittersweet day that I get to announce Tatler?s senior print edition, the Class of 2023?s Senior Legacies In making this print, a question I constantly asked the senior class and teachers was: ?What is our legacy?? In ?Hamilton,? Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote, ?Legacy What is a legacy? It?s planting seeds in a garden that you never get to see? I disagree with this, though, because our legacy lives in the pews of the chapel, in the classrooms and in thecoming yearsas wego forth with joy For those of uswho were here across the street, our legacy livesin thefairy housesand playing Camp A on theplayground, and in our meetings with teachersfor being too loud aswewent from theclassroom to theart room Our legacy livesin the battle of Land Between the Lakes, in four square, in the inner beauty of Jane Eyre, in our Ancient History graphic organizers and in our Ensemble class dances It lives in the cookie dough and the canolaoil, in being sent homebecauseof thepandemic freshman year and coming back, ready to take on theBielskis, Lyon and Dunlap trio It livesin our junior year Derby Day cheer, our iconic GroupMe conversations, thesenior den graffiti wall and our bedbug couches Wehavebeen planting seedsfor the last 15years, andthegardenhasgrownbeautifully
I asked thesenior classin aform to providemewith small phrasesthat reminded them of our grade, and two of the most common responses were along the lines of ?unexpectedly stellar? and ?resilient ? Time and time again, we have shown the world what the Class of 2023 is capable of, and we will continue to do so in the coming years While I tried to fit as much of our legacy into this print as possible, there is so much more to this class than can be put on paper Afterall, we are the best you?ll ever see
In thewordsof Taylor Alison Swift, ?Long liveall themountainswemoved I hadthetimeof my life fighting dragonswith you? May we continue to fight dragons together, even if at a distance, and may our legacy continueto liveon past thehallsof theschool and into our prospectiveuniversities, careers andlives
I was honored to create this print, but moreimportantly, I?m glad I got to spend my last birthday at St Mary?swithmy favoriteeggyolks
Live, love, Tatler, CamHart
Senior Tatler Members
Editor-in-Chief CamHart
Editors
MaggieAkers
HannahKerlan
Reporters
LeaThomas
CallieWittmann
Artists
AllieBurkhart
MichelleJun
CharlieLaMountain
Experiencing Israel: Two Semesters, Two Programs, Countless Memories
Lea Thomas Sofia Jalenak
For my secondsemester of sophomoreyear, I participatedina study abroadprograminIsrael calledTichonRamahYerushalayim (TRY) Unfortunately, webeganwith twomonthsof virtual school becausetheIsraeli borderswere closedduetoCOVID Eventually, wemadeit toIsrael andbegantwo weeksof quarantine(bidudin Hebrew) Thankfully, weall tested negativeandbeganour twomonths inIsrael Wespent Sundays, Mondays, half-daysonTuesdays, Wednesdaysand half-dayson Fridaysparticipatinginschool The other half of Tuesdaysand all of Thursdayswespent touringIsrael
FromwalkingaroundtheOld City of Jerusalemtohikingto waterfallstoswimminginthe beachesof Tel Aviv andtheDead
Seatoattendingbasketball games andgoingonrunslikealocal, we discoveredcentral Israel Hikingby foot or throughwater andseeing ancient ruins, wetourednorthern Israel AcrosssouthernIsrael and the desert (Negev inHebrew), werode camels, snorkeledaroundcoral reefs, jumpeddown sanddunesandvisited anoff-grid village After spending timeinthebombshelter, welearned about theongoingconflictsandthe different perspectivesandcultures withintheMiddleEast Asagroup of 41teensfrom all acrossNorth America, wemadeupfor lost timein quarantineand truly left with countless, amazingexperiences
For my secondsemester of junior year, I attendedasemester abroad program that wasapart of my reform union(Unionof Reform Judaism), called Heller High I hadknownabout thisprogramsinceI wasalittlegirl as they would cometomy camp to promoteit, but eachyear, I dismissed it until thesummer of 2021 WhileI havegonetoSMSmy wholelife, participatinginthisco-ed environment inadifferent country wasabigstepout of my comfort zone Welived onakibbutz, asmall neighborhood withall theessential amenitiessuchasadoctor and grocery store, just outsideJerusalem Weslept inahotel onthekibbutz withthree-to-four roommates We walked toclassroomssevenminutes away four tofivedaysaweek from8 am-7 pm Wespent our dayseither
intheclassrooms, participatingand leadinginservices, or exploringand connecting Israel toour education
Our JewishHistory andHebrew classesenrichedusinthecultureand gaveusthetoolstounderstandthe trips(tiyulsinHebrew) that wewent on Wespent many meaningful holidaysinthecountry, suchas Passover, Yom Ha?atzmaut andYom Hashoah Wegot tounderstandhow they arecelebrated andthe importanceof them inIsrael My favoritememory wouldhavetobe hiking30milesfromtheSeaof GalileetotheMediterraneanSea Throughrain, cow poopanda blazingheat, I walkedand discoverednew friendshipsandparts of myself that areimportant tomy character today
This is a really cool market in Jerusalem called the shuk, established in early 1900s There are lots of vegetable, fruit and dessert vendors, as well as restaurants and cool shops
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While hiking from the Sea of Galilee to the Mediterranean Sea, we saw a herd of cows on our second day of traveling We traveled a total of 25 miles over four days!
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Highlight Reel.
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Junior year dub
TheClassof 2023won 13-0inthefirst SMSvs Hutchisonannual Powderpuff game Member of teamandfootball enthusiast ElainaSantossaid, A memorableevent fromthegamewaswhenAinslee andI didatrick play andscored atouchdown"
(Left toright: "Coach" Andrew Jones, GraceCiaramitaro, PeytonGallik GraceJones FiaArbelaez GracieShy ElainaSantos, CarolineO'Brien, EllieMonaghan, Katie Craft, Coach Dewitt Shy, ArdenMiller, MiaSoefker, SofiaJalenak AinsleeTaylor MeghanaMadasu Hayden Hedges, AnnieGowen, GraysonFinks, KaylaGurley, DylanRobinson)
Our D1 swimmer
GraceCiaramitarosigned toswim at Vanderbilt University, aDivisionOne collegiate-level program on Dec 1, 2022 Inher final senior season, sheplaced second at TennesseeHigh School Stateinboththe200 and 500Freestyle, andat the Southeasternchampionship, sheplacedsecond inthe400 Individual Medley andfourth inthe200Backstroke
I startedswimmingat a very youngageandhaveloved it ever since" Ciaramitaro said "When askedabout swimmingincollege, I never had adoubt inmy mindthat I would not at least try I made my decisiontoswim at Vanderbilt becauseof thegreat learning andteam environment they provide I am excitedfor theamazing team of girlsI will get tobe withevery day andto experiencelifeinNashville"
Guyana to America
Leah Balkaranisfrom Georgetown, Guyana, and joinedtheClassof 2023in eighthgrade Sincethen, Balkaran hasmadeher impact onthegrade WithWashington andLeeUniversity asher top choice Balkaranhad tomake someseriousdecisionsabout stayingintheUnitedStatesor returningtoGuyana But openingher acceptanceasa QuestBridgeScholar, sheknew her choicewasmade
"BeingaQuestBridge Scholar isadream cometrue"
Balkaran said "Before QuestBridge, I knew I neededa scholarshiptobeabletogoto collegeinAmerica but I had noideahow I woulddothat Knowing that I cannow goto collegefor freeat ahighly competitiveandesteemed university likeWashington and Leeisaweight off my andmy family'sshoulders"
Our student researchers
St Jude Children's Research Hospital's High School and College Research Immersion Program ? Fia Arbelaez
"Thissummer I wasmentored by Dr HongLin thelead scientist of theNorthcott LabintheDevelopmental Neurobiology
Department Over thecourseof thestudy, I developedskillsinhistology, microscopy andbioinformaticsandbecamefluent inscientific termspreviously unknowntome EverythingI learnedfascinated me Throughdrawingsonnapkinsandpicturesonmy phone, I eagerly sought toshow my family and friendsmy new skillsand findings At St Jude, I learned what bringsmethemost joy: discovery"
Department of Psychology at Rhodes College, " How Group Dynamics Affect Child Learning" ? Alexandra Lafferty
"Over thesummer, I had themost amazingopportunity towork alongsideDr Kiren KhanandAbby Hultquist at Rhodes I got toanalyze childrentellingstoriesinakindergartenpreparednessprogram I discoveredthat different classroom environmentscangreatly impact the ability for achildtolearn Overall, thiswasoneof thebest experiencesI haveever had Thishastaught mesomuchabout how tobea researcher inthereal worldandhasgivenmeanew appreciationfor how mucheffort andtimegoesintoaresearchproject It hasalso givenmeaninsight intowhat I might want topursueasacareer inthefuture"
Department of Biology at University of Memphis, " Effects of Parasitism on Prothonotary Warbler Parental Behavior" ? Charlie
LaMountain
For my HIRSproject, I studiedthebehavior of aspeciesof wildmigratory songbirdscalledprothonotary warblers Thecoolest part of my researchwasthat I wasdoingfieldwork at Meeman-Shelby Forest StatePark I hikedthroughmilesof forest trackingnest dataand learningfrommoreexperiencedresearchershow toperform moreextensive advancedtechniquesfor handlingwildbirds I alsolearned how tediousit canbetocollect datafor aproject likethis; I spent over 70hourswatchingvideosof birdsintheir nestsandtrackingtheir behavior HIRSshapedwhat I am interestedinpursuingincollegeand inmy professional career, specifically that I now know I want to continuehands-onoutdoor fieldwork and research, whichissocool "
Overrton Park Conservatory, " Allelopathic Impacts on Tree Seedling Germination and Growth" ? Rachel Larkins
I hadtheopportunity towork inforestry, bothinthelabandout inthefield I vealwayshadapassionfor nature, but tobesurrounded by other peoplewhosharethispassionwastruly fulfilling I foundalovefor theresearchprocessandenvirnomental science While rampagingaroundinthewildernessthroughdensebrushisnot everyone'sjam I wasabletoreally findmyself Oneunforgettable memory that I haveisridingaround thezoo inthegolf cart toget toour plotswithmy team Overall, it wasanamazing experience, and I look forwardtodoingmoreresearchincollege
Community Legal Center, " The Lack of Attorneysfor the Elderly in Tennessee"
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Shifa Panjwani
"My HIRSproject wasresearchingtheCounty Attorney inKentucky withtheCommunity Legal Center (CLC) toexaminehow their free legal aidinassistingtheelderly whoneedconservatorshipsworks Indoingso, I wanted toseeif Memphiscouldimplement asimilar County Attorney position After examining many Kentucky and TennesseestatutesoutliningconservatorshipsandCounty Attorneys I compiledapresentationandessay of my findings I enjoyedmy HIRSexperiencebecauseI wasabletonot only exploremy passionof local servicebut alsoseehow attorneysserveour communities Fromwatchingattorneysat theCLCinteract withtheir clients, I realized I want tobeanattorney inthefuture
AMICA (Cantabria, Spain), " Education and Workforce Training for People with Disabilities" ? Darla
Suitt
"I workedwithAMICA, anon-profit organizationwiththepurposeof discoveringthecapacitiesof eachperson andcreating opportunitiesinvolvingsociety created in1984inthenorthof Spain Theinteresting thingabout it isthat it workswithevery singletype of disability, andit offersseveral typesof programsdependingoneachperson'scapacity Havinglived withsomeonewhohas disabilities, it wasreally cool gettingtoexperienceit from amoreobjectiveperspective, especially withAMICA, whichnot only helps peoplewithdisabilitiesintheir daily livesbut alsoadvocatesfor their rightsinsociety "
The award goes to...
SophieYounker
SophieYounker,
"Winningthisaward hasbeen adream sinceI was11 somakingthat dream a reality wasinsane," Younker said "This recognitionfuelsmetowork harder and grow asadancer"
Gabby Smithwon fourthplaceout of 226 Varsity trap shootersintheScholastic Clay TargetingProgramNationals, shooting196/200targets Of the196 Smithshot 83inarow
"Trapisvery distinct from other sportsin theway that it focusesonmental hardshipsandovercomingthem," Smith said "Becauseof this thelessonsI have learnedfrom my coachesare irreplaceable, andI haveformedbonds withteammatesthat I amsograteful for"
GeorgiaCarls
GeorgiaCarlsisthego-tomovie-maker of theclass Senior editor of BellaVista, Carlshasworkedonmany filmprojects but her film"Touch," whichpremieredin August of 2021, hasbeenincredibly successful, and for it, Carlswonthe AudienceAwardandtheSpecial Jury Awardat theIndieMemphisFilm Festival
Duringthecreationof Touch, I not only learned alot about thetechnicality of thethehard work that goesinto film-makingbut alsothepower of astory andtheresponsibility of thestoryteller," Carlssaid
Photo by Gerald Gallik
theclass' Anniein "Annie" infourthgrade won the OutstandingFeaturedDancer Awardfor her rolein Mary Poppins inthe2022 winter musical
Photo by Cindi Younker
Photo by St Mary's Communications
Photo by Raquel Carls
Photo by Brooke Smith
Gabby Smith
Photo by Beverly Brooks
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Class of 2023 Legacies.
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Maggie " Maggot" Akers
I, Maggie Akers of librarian Jeanine Akers, leave ?Wop? by J Dash, rides home and ?The Lego Movie?to Helen Dunlap; F1 andF2 free WhiteStation High School conversationsand literally being best friends to Ms Askew; Zooey Deschanel, The Strokes and being twee to Caroline Chandler; 3rd period art to Barnes Bryant; Cooking Club to Ms Bielskis and Ms Askew (if they want it); ?The Feminine Mystique,? as well as all of the waves of feminism to Dr Lyon; moths, butterflies and ladybugs to Ms Love; missing train tickets to Mr Nichols; eye contact whenever someone says something weird in French to Dr Brown; my mom to Ms Goodman and Coach; themetaphor of poisonin?ThePoisonwood Bible?to Ms Ray; hallway smilesto Stella Pitzer; vegetarian anatomy dissectionsto Caroline Hunt; thenickname?Patagoniagirl?to Mr V; beautiful conversationsto Ms Wilson and Mother Miranda; my mom?ssnacksto her ALAPP; and theAkerslegacy to my mom
Sofia " Farb" Arbelaez
Accomplishment:
Wascrowned
Apology:
I apologizeto Dr Sorinfor rippingopena
STRONGmint chocolate proteinbar every morning at 10am without fail
I SofiaArbelaez of São Paulo revolutionsand applesand peanut butter leave#laxforlife neighborhood run-ins and my love of science to Emily Smith; paper flowers, my red octopus and the fate of SMS Robotics to Stephanie Chen; my endless tennis knowledge to Claudia Ribeiro; Camp Kahdalea to Lydia Ford; expat assignments to Ella Townsend; my bio textbook to Emme Infeld; flying pigs popping toys and confusion in physics to Josie Block, Anna Smith, Averie Howell and Brie Voldeng; Coach Sydney and ?Are you guys twins?? to Ava Cohen; Hayden Hedges to Parker Hedges; my incredible middle hitter legacy to Landry Boswell; absolutely everything I own to Carroline Robinson and Shelby Williams; good choicesto MC Smith; ?You guys look alike? and Mr Soun to Mary Paige Scott; ?MORE MILK,? my blood, sweat, and tears and nothing short of lackluster to Ms Dunlap; periods, philosophy, prothonotary warblers, zonebarsand ?I havetwo questions?to Dr Sorin; theeducation of women thefateof MemphisCommuniversity thebest nicknameof all time, friendship and $2000 to Mr Soun; ?Hola Fia,? Ahora 1 y las comparaciones culturales a Señor Harbor; YIG and NoodleTools to Dr Lyon; ?I?m back!? to Coach Claire; ?All Too Well? to Ms Goodman; endless gratitude to Ms Brooks and Ms Brown; a surprise to Bianca Dishmon; airpods and gym rats to Reeya Sharma; British accents, neck scarvesand TIME to Zoe McMullen; BGV TRSto Anum Raza; car wrecksand your dad to Mary Elizabeth Dyer; my knowledge of the MT rules to Sophie Wallace, Kate Wolfkill, Hana Barber and Maya Iyengar (asif you need thehelp); first datesand pickled onionsto Karnes; photosat dances
BOOM BOOM and thefateof SMCF to Averie Howell; screws, mustangs, teeth, Mr Whet and all of my loveto SMS Mock Trial; Mock Trial domination, Maria, Georgetown dubs, birthday snacks, perfect pitch, my favorite stuffed dinosaur and absolutely no notes to Mr Smith; Our Planet Kurzgesagt and a freezer to Ms Segars; Andrew Scott, theHubble, Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, timshel and my utmost admiration to Ms Ray; and my wholeheart to St Mary?s
Emerson " AARP" Baer
Accomplishment: Gettingall of my homework doneeveryday duringonly two freeperiods
Apology:
I amsorry toMs Fletcher for spendingall of my freeperiods inyour room
Accomplishment:
I'vespent at least 192hoursin airportsthrough layovers
Apology:
I apologizetoMs
Akersfor stealingall of her snacksduring ALAPP(thank you for providing)
I, Emerson Baer, of emersonjanerox and Gibson?s Donuts, hereby leave perfect attendance and Shane Milligan to Izzie Tonkin; theability to drive hein park crime running out of gason Summer popped tires and ?Emerson, you should probably throw this away? to Lydia Ford; your cowboy boots, ?no I think I?m just going to stay home instead,? Macaron taste test and my heart to Julia Jabbour; Mr Davismath track to Mr Soun calc CBU/Kroc Center Thursday field tripsand Grahamwood+STEAM superiority to Hannah Chattelier, Lily Hirsch, Virginia Skipworth, Lauren Massey and Emmie Infeld (honorable mention to Mary Paige Scott, Emily Smith and Kelsi Cowles); Ms Prilliman, ?How doesthismakeyoufeel whenyoulook at it??and theability tobequiet andpay attentioninclass to Amalia Shapiro, Bes Summers, Charlotte Stakem, Mary Margaret Cooper and McCall Ward; second period to Lauren Massey; an identity to Kat Rogers; Mr Soun, the green wall stain, Lauren Massey skip-worthing tidbits Rayo Vallecano memes the Hirsch variety crepe paper pumpkins Milas car, ?Congratulations? -DAY6 and so much love and good luck to Second Period Calculus; intact lab equipment to Ms Huber; ALAPP peanut butter, haunted corn maze first dates and all the respect I haveto Ms Ray; on timeassignments, Spanish soccer successand signed up tutoreesto Mr Soun; students that last longer than one day to Mr Harbor; the VOLS to Ms Goodman and Ms Wilson; andfinally, somany memoriesto St Mary?s
Leah " With an H" Balkaran
I, Leah Balkaran, of ?Leah?s first snow,? ?Can I have a ride?? and the entire country of Guyana, leave the kindest smile to Leighton Visinsky; trying to run a race in 24 mins to Sophie Patterson; tripping and falling to Josie Block; Ballet Memphis to Rosie Mullinax and Sarah Moon; Beta Club to Yusra Siddiq Soraya Nazor and Isabel Isaacs; the?Lemelia?playlist and best high school experienceto Amelia Block; SpanishGoogleTranslateto Scarlett Putnam; theBSA to Jourdan Russell; Ms Wilson?sroom to the BSA (and Isabel Cyriac); Ms Fletcher to Lilly Belle Longsworth; Sr Harbor to Sophia Sandoval Khaki Callan, Reina Becker and Julianna Damron; my excitement about W&L to Ms Ray; AP Psych partner assignments to Rebecca Schweitzer, Hannah Chatellier and Mary Kate Kalodimos; Desirée and Stan Tunstall to Bianca Dishmon; F2 workoutsto Coach Claire; my loveof planks to Coach H; showing up to choir on ?Leah?s time? to Ms Millen and choir ensemble; neighborhood walks to Claire Dyer; the most stylish glasses to Ms Segars; Soca music exam breaks to Ms Rogers; all my love to Reeya Sharma; the middle school office to Wesley Washburn; running in the rain to Eliza Herman; El Mezcal to Meagan Miller; title of the best redheads to Emma and Ellie Spillyards; the prettiest hair to Abby Rothrock; the most beautiful voiceto Genesis Martin; titleof my #1 fan to Lillian Nazarova; my unwillingnessto write exams to Ms Brooks; all of my personal life events to Ms Wilson and Ms Poag; an unforgettable high school experienceandmy tearsinthebathroom stall to St Mary?s
Stella " Stinkla" Blen
I, StellaBlen, of ?I lost my phone,?leavemy Blen legacy, Steveand Jacob Sartoriusto Sarah Blen; my nameto Stella Pitzer; POWER to Lacy Farell; my theater legacy to Erin Dambrie and (hopefully) Sophie Patterson; all of my past rolesto Elle Fowler; my burnt Mr Collins wig to The Theater Kids; so de re mi hoo to Adriana McDonald; carpet squares trumpet honks, an itty bitty slitty bit and Remington Warm-Upsto The Band Kids; being icky to MC Hitt; part two to Raina Becker; my soulmate Camille Smith to Natalie Smith; Español to Celine Kim; the voice of an angel to Lilly Coggin; my dog Leo (yes, he is my dog) to Eleanor Chandler and Caroline Chandler; STEM Club to Florence Yu Sophie Wallace Lucy Roberts, Stephanie Chen and Eshaal Hassan; being ginger to Ellis Rougeou; being a genius to Hunt; being theGOAT to Ella Curlin; BBYO and being prez to Sydney Shanker; chapel to Ms Akers; Ms Askew to Saniya Young, Saniya Covington, Izzy Cochran,Violet and Isabel Cyriac; andmy entireheart to Ms Askew
Accomplishment: I took APPhysics
Apology: I apologizetoMs Prillamanfor beingonmy phoneall of first semester, thencomplainingwhenI failedyour tests
Accomplishment: I got my forminfor senior legaciesinontime
Apology: I apologizetoMs. Dunlapfor theentirety of my junior year
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ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Margo " Margnificent" Burbank
I, Margo Burbank, of Baja, ?Who is that?? and Rachel?s supposed lover, leave the Fletch, the ?recommended?critiques, sketchbooksand my stat packet to Lydia Glomski; rock climbing dates, your climbingshoes Sydney waterfall hikesand theresponsibility of keeping?randos?out of Segarsroomto Alice Lee; the Angela closet cult, her paragon pants and prAna tops to MC Hitt; Mr Roberts and the duty to harass people to climb to Lucy Roberts; lockbox shenanigans, stolen candy and learning to crochet to Mr Roberts; my big brain in AP Computer Science and needing help all the time to Stephanie Chen; my mental health, boy problemsandajob in Californiato Ms Wilson; my locker and couch in Segars' room to Emily Larkins; my fivefailed derivativestest, many tearsand ?baby lark lark? to Mr Soun; family lifestory timesin art and Christian boysto Julie Kyle; rock-climbing propaganda, ?Survivor,?alovefor climbing over tennis, Coach Matt, being water supplier and $250 racquet to Evie Fore; my portfolio, never being in ALAPP, snack and charcuterie boards, F2 free trips, and the responsibility of buying Segars' room snacks to Yusra Siddiq; ?mandatory? tennis practices and the mispronunciation of your last name to Claudia Ribeiro; friendly hellos to Casey Jang; yarn, all my crochet and submittableto Katie Lam; my noheat andnoair conditioningcar ridestotennisfor Eshaal Hassan; the title of fav freshman best art class and delayed greetings to Naomi Betapudi; the love of my life, my pride, my joy, my child, my car theBajatosomeonewhocaresalmost asmuch asI doabout my car Ms Love; my poker skills, thesmell in Mr Smith?sroom and not understanding thecreatetasks to Sarah Moon; Climbingat MemphisRox Wednesdays4-6andSundays12-2to St Mary?s
Accomplishment:
Takenevery oneof Ms. Ray's classes
Apology:
I apologizetoSeñor Harbor for droppingyour classafter oneday andnever comingtoyour
ALAPPoncebecauseI thought youdidn't likeme
Allie " Alb 73" Burkhart
I AllieBurkhart of theback corner of thelibrary 9:46 minutelong Ugly Mug runsand theKia fan club leaveafully stocked snack drawer, Noodletoolsand pre-prom photography skillsto Mrs Akers; Avon Park, Yung Gravy songs at full volume and two giant cat heads to Helen Dunlap; broken ACT calculators to Mr Mccalla; walks around the track 2010s playlists and decorated cookiesto Jennings Goode; theturkey tango to Ms Allen; week lateTatler art to Emily Smith; completely silent classes to first period art; Cruella De Vil fan art to fifth period art; face transplants to Katie Lam; Fletchlap inspirational quotes Takis and donut holes various clementine flavored snacks and the entire state of South Carolina to Clementine Taylor; panicked 11 pm emails the day of acollege deadline to Ms Brown; murder mysteries with no innocent characters to Ms Love; framed pictures of the best ALAPP to Ms Fletcher; and Alfred, Lord Tennyson, thetown of Gilead, Iowa, baking bread for thefirst timeand thebest four Englishclassesto Ms Ray
Madison " Maddy B" Burt
I MadisonBurt of Hallway Patrol jolly ranchers southernaccents singinginthehallway acting and hula-hooping, leave Demonia boots to Hannah Burt; Spring Break vacation to Lauren Watson and Marlee Bostick; Hallway Patrol to Ms Kerst; graph paper to Mr McCalla; Ashlee?s Lip?n L?Ash?n to Scarlett Putnum; Pink Starburst and Jolly Ranchers to Ms Askew; the hallway bench to Ms Love; Central BBQ to Molly Kirshbaum; Fashion Club to Mother Miranda; detention to Dr McFadden; hallway walks to Ms Evans; Crumbl Cookies to Erica Ormseth; breakfast pizzato SageDining; andunforgettablememoriesto St Mary?s
Georgia " Dodomaster33" Carls
Accomplishment:
I survivedtheShrek Rave
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Dunlap for beingtheworst chemist ever.
I, Georgia Carls, of Hollywood and Lenny?s Grill & Subs, leave the faculty dining room and bi-quarterly newsletters to the Bella Vista girls; chapel video announcements, being the school?s free video producers and Bella Vista itself to Ellis Rougeou and Zoe McMullen; many trips to LA, millions of FaceTime calls, all of my love and the entire school to Ivy Carls and Brie Voldeng; most lit freshman award to Amelia Simpson; Youth in Government and southern Catholic upbringings to Caroline Hunt; mean glares and cockleburs to Sadie Dattel; every fast food restaurant and dress code violations to Scarlett Putnam; all of Shakespeare?s works to Ms Ray; Coach Matt and my sub-par tennis career to Erica Ormseth Izzy Tonkin and Claudia Ribeiro; ugly middle school haircuts to Parker Hedges; and my big desk, unintelligible audios andgossippingto Sr Harbor
Aislinn " UwU" Choo
I, Aislinn Choo, of Mothman and the ?Phantom of the Opera,? leave my ?Beetlejuice? merch, Among Us cake UNUS ANNUS and the Green Room himbo tierlist to Quill Ferguson; a ?Phantom of the Opera? infested FYP, YIPPEE!, dumb Buzzfeed quizzes, ?Rocky Horror? love, Eggman'sAnnouncement, Luh-Loyd and my wisesenior knowledgeto Baylus Schaffler; abillion plushies "Heathers" and theSims4 to Sophie Jordan; widestances long eyecontact tiny Bram Stoker and TA Edward Cullen to Ms Love; vibing on the bench backstage during ?Pride and Prejudice" to Erin Dambrie; unholy amounts of body glitter to the fairies of " A Midsummer Night's Dream" ; whistle noise, von Trapp kids' quick changes, Tucker as Maria, the "where's Joseph" game, hypothetical swear jar and glove balloons to the cast of " The Sound of Music" ; foot cramps, sock-throwing, theater posters, "SHE'S A GIRRRRLLL," housemaid role two: electric boogaloo, backstage conversations and "have you seen 'The Notebook?'" to Ms Ragan; 100% legally obtained Tom Hiddleston movies to Caroline Hunt; my hairstylist to Lydia Glomski; my adoration and Willoughby the dog to Jordan Russell; breath mints to the cast of " Pride and Prejudice" ; extended deadlines, four ?Phantom of theOpera" pieces, Fletchlapp, and AislinnPeople? to Ms Fletcher; onebillionsmelly markers, dad jokesand ?Back totheFuture? referencesto Mr V; Frau Schmidtsfeather duster to Adriana McDonald; PRESENTS to Lilly Coggin; and classical influences, "that's so baroque," pictures of baby Kate and over-explaining art piecesto Ms Prillaman
Grace " Oramitaraic" Ciaramitaro
Accomplishment:
I swam
Apology:
I apologizetoMr. Sounfor making youwatchmecry inyour classthree daysinarow
I, GraceCiaramitaro, of thepool and LukersFor Life, leavethehairy rat, atub of Aquaphor, thestrugglecorner in calc and my overthinking to Erica Ormseth; Central Gardens Middy and the FPC to Khaki Callan Cate Ciaramitaro Izzie Cochran and Maggie Linkous; McCallietrips, Shakiraand theSGISpool to Claire Dyer and Blaney Rowe; the subaru, Annaand 2 pm ?Can you takemehome?text to Izzie Cochran; 620 EchlesStreet, stategift bagsand the50 fr to Claire Chauhan; theJalenak/ Ciaramitaro bond to Cate Ciaramitaro and Kyra Jalenak; squishy thefish, my love for swimming, furioustext, awk looksinthehall andTupelostateto Riley Stewart; last minutetext andmorningerrands to Hannah Chatellier and Khaki Callan; the swim team hype man to Leighton Visinsky; Ms Prillaman and her broader context to Amalia Shapiro, Bes Summers, Charlotte Stakem, Mary Margaret Cooper and McCall Ward; Jason and his workouts to Amalia Shapiro and Emmie Infield; being the best freshman ever to Elizabeth Scott; my patience, Ms Millen?s music, the clock and 30-minute bathroom breaks to Kelsi Cowles; Coco?s temper to the entire SMS swimming team; Tigers Hannah?s texts being my favorite and the future of SMS swimming to Izzo Boyd; the Linkous line to Maggie Linkous; fish tacos, ?Are you hungry??, the bike gang, silent car rides, daily rant text, week staysin Hotel Callan, Mariettaand theKingFish to Khaki Callan; Dan, thunder, best roomie, 30-minutecar rides, SMS swimming, cuteswim boysand my artistic abilitiesto Quinn Ferebee; penny, my closet/room, my sanity, Gigi?soffice, the minivan loads of laundry being the favorite my love and the best sister ever to Cate Ciaramitaro
Accomplishment: My SubaruBajaoutlived Ellie'scar
Apology:
Accomplishment:
I now understandJaneEyre's inner beauty
Apology:
I apologizetotheSt Mary's community for helpingkeep yousafewithHallway Patrol
Accomplishment:
I only woreheart-shapedglasses all throughhighschool (yes, they arereal )
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Fletcher for every timeI askedfor an extensionfor my art projectsor sketchbook pages
I apologizetoMr Roberts for strugglingall of thetime andbeingmorefocusedon breakingintothelockbox thanlisteningtoyour
lecture
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Class of 2023 Legacies.
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Katie Craft
Accomplishment: Owning40claw clips
Apology:
I apologizetoMr Nichols for havingtowatchmecry infront of theNotre-Dame
I KatieCraft of Chick-fil-a and being Harry Styles?biggest fan leavetheneighborhood of Chickasaw Gardens to Emily Smith and Julia Jabbour; the country of France, shower heads and hallway stare-downs to Kennedy Polk; growing up four houses away, Covid ripsticking, MUS football, the squad, my pantry, late night Crumbl runs, UClub swim team, Oreos, my mom, ?guppy? and the BEST senior year ever to Emily Smith; the most fabulous high school experience ever dance parties Swanky?s, balloon volleyball, Love Island and being the best ?little sister? to Emery Taylor; Camp DeSoto to Addison Elliot; trap practice gossip sessions, being one with the Oompa Loompas and Oxford, MSto Claire Ledbetter; snack linescariesto Lilly Belle Longsworth and Sarah Moon; True North to Mary Paige Scott and Anna Harwell; the Rowdy Birds and dad waves to Marlee Bostick; yelling in thehall and ?ParkieBoo Boo?to Parker Hedges; BMA to Riley Stewart and Kelsi Cowles; getting squished at BSMF, Jeepsand trap to Averie Howell; being aloneon theFrench Metro to Reeya Sharma; NotreDameand picturesof Edieto Mr Nichols; lunchtimereviews, being loud in theOASIS and Ole Miss calls to Ms Brooks; yelling in the breezeway during ALAPP to Ms Love; toe touches, junior year strengthand conditioningand my blood, sweat andtearsto Coach Claire
Oakley " Tree" Day
I, Oakley Day, of Dunkin?Donuts and the One Direction Fandom, leave the best bathroom, my cat Dunkin?runsinXander andan eighthof my clothesto Cayden King; theWeir Study and the special Cayden King to Kennedy Williams; the Buckman, my dogs and another eighth of my clothes to Lauren Ehrhart; the steps, my wonderful mother and the final eighthsof my clothesto Nadia Keo; JessicaLoveand AnnaBessSorin to Sophia Sandoval; the Global Issues I Class to Elizabeth Scott, Kennedy Williams and Jocelyn Oropeza; Shari Ray and all good poetry to Mary Paige Scott; my heart and soul to Dr Sorin; my bookshelf to Ms Love; my poetry to Ms Ray; my trusty dusty calculator to Mr V
Grayson " Mask Wearer" Finks
Accomplishment: Closest withthelunch
ladies
Apology:
I apologizetoMr Sounfor bringingdownhisAPtest average
I, Grayson Finks, of lifted land cruisers, bleeding orangeand camo puffers, leavetheschool toilets to Hannah Chatellier; Chickasaw GardensSunday dinnersto Emily Smith; thesenior parking lot to Scarlett Putnam; Santi to Lydia Ford; the future of the yearbook to Lydia Ford and Erica Ormseth; Jack Will and family nights to Elle Fowler; Ms V and an unnamed person singing Taylor Swift to Stella Pitzer and Amelia Simpson; houseparties, Morgan Wallen and out-of-town parents to Ana Thompson; being chronically late and OG Fletcher classes to Ella Alpe; Burt family beach trips to Marlee Bostick and Hannah Burt; watches to Mary Margaret Cooper, Shelby Farms, Cocoandthebreezeway to Parker Hedges; BealeStreet MusicFest ?get ready?gang and my only hope for MUS cheer to Maggie Linkous; unintentional swim parties to Claire Ledbetter; all things Veronica to Lillian Nazarova; Planet Fitness to Sophia Sandavol; ?goodmorning? and ?it?s almost Friday? to Ms Love; KNOXVILLE SUPREMACY to Ms Wilson; everythingI own andall futureincometo Mr Soun
Mela " Mel" Ford
I Mela Ford of Sonic reality TV pop songs vanilla syrup pink and hot chicken leave Soun ALAPPto Mary Paige Scott and Claire Chauhan; all thefrosting in theworld to Ivy Carls; Ms Whitten and grants szn to Lillian Nazarova; France hotel roomsto Zoe Mcmullen; Global Issues gossip to Maya Iyengar Emma Thompson and Brennan Seltzer; middle school swim Coach Collin and Coach Daniel to Adriana Meacham, Bianca Dishmon and Caroline Garrett; Ohio hotel roomsto Caroline Hunt; many thanksto Ms Brooks; senior speech scariesto Ms Ray; the best last nameto Lydia Ford; thebest first nameto Mila Szatkowski; Mr Soun mistakesand the best math class to Emily Smith, Julia Jabbour, Lauren Massey, Isabelle Cyriac and Ella Curlin; hacking challenges, murderbot and codeorg to Eva Ferdinand, Caroline Chandler, FlorenceYu Izzie Cochran and KatherineWilliams; andsomany memoriesto St Mary?s
Peyton " PGAL" Gallik
Accomplishment:
I met Gibby fromiCarly
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Brooksfor constantly askingyouwhat you'remicrowavingandyour thoughtsonschool lunch
Accomplishment: MakingDunkin' runseveryday
Apology:
I apologizetoMr V for not believinginyour basketball skills
Accomplishment: OntimetoComputer Science almost every day
Apology: I apologizetoMs Ray for making youwatchmebesick 15minutes beforemy senior speech
I Peyton Gallik of choir laughing at thewrong timeand being an honorary resident of Oxford Miss leave awkward eye contact, winking, laughing in choir, Lausanne, Ole Miss Baseball, every Coke product and True North to Anna Harwell; hallway glares, washcloths in France, boyfriends and visits during ALAPP to Kennedy Polk; hugs two black eyes awkward laughter True North Ricky math tutoring in Gatlinburg, hallway hellos and Lobos to Mary Paige Scott; choir BeReals, storytimes, soprano twos, chocolate responsibilities, ballet drama and Spanish homework at six in the morning to Lydia Ford; statisticsand Mr V to Josie Block; uncontrollablelaughter, death stares, precal and Gibby to Brie Voldeng; hotdog, MUS dances, 30A and the best high school experience to Emery Taylor; soccer, basketball, sunscreen, altosand silly facesto Casey Scobey; ALAPPsnacks, SoundScape, StuCo and confused remarksto Mary Elizabeth Dyer; car rideshomeand to work, crocheting and narwhalsto Juliana Rutschman; jeans, choir tour, llamasand the?Tragedy of MacBeth?to Ms Millen and Choir; concessionsand gatemoney to Coach B; bedtimechecks, NotreDame, funny comebacks, Ediepictures and middle seats on the plane to Mr Nichols; taco tongue, M&Ms, pennies, fit checks, smelly Expo markers, FRQs, OleMissFootball and TheGroveto Mr V; thepacked metro, skipping down thestreet, running to the bathroom in France, airport shenanigans and MUS games to Ms Askew; OASIS couch conversations, housing phone calls and lunchtime hauls and reviews to Ms Brooks; and all my memoriesto St Mary?s
Naisha " Nausea" Gaur
I, NaishaGaur, of alwaysbeingat ballet, doingthestat calculationsfor theclass, hopingfor moreenvironmental club participation and sitting in theFRONT part of theden doing homework, leavecar ridesand all theadviceI can offer about high school and ballet to the lovely Sarah Mae Fields; the best high school experience and being thescienceballet girl to my amazing freshman Lil Cubbins; doingthedancepantomimebackwards, ?Bet on It," my extra makeup ballet classes (wish I could) and all the laughter at ballet to the one and only Sarah Moon; mispronounced names, no fake eyelashes, loose tights and never ending toe pain to my favorite farmer and frog Rosamond Mullinax; kneeproblems (though hopefully no more) and smilesin thehall to Caroline Hunt; Secret SerpentinaDragons, Daisy andputtingquartersinthevending machinetoget new quartersto Ella Curlin; SMS Hindu legacy to Maya Iyengar, Krithika Vaidyanathan and Reeya Sharma; my utmost admiration and all my textbooks to Hana Barber; the best stat table to Lydia Glomski; lots of meetings and impactful conversations(ASA will not fall apart!) to thevery vibrant and somewhat boisterous Asian Student Alliance and honorary Asian Dr Lyon; long listsof EPquestionsand aproperly locked door and key to thelab to Ms Dunlap; hopefully asenseof environmental awareness, forever a?no?to thequestion of ?would you eat meat for a thousand dollars?? and summer tutoring and therefore true friendship to Mr Soun; playdough tRNAs and pipecleaner polypeptide chainsto Dr Sorin; and thebest conversationsto thepeopleI can bemy truephilosophical self with Ms Ray and Ms Segars
Accomplishment: I know every detail of every Harry Potter book
Apology: I apologizetoMs Dunlapfor themany EPquestions
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28, 2023
Class of 2023 Legacies.
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Accomplishment:
I oncecametoschool for anentireweek
Apology:
Riley Gilmore
I, Riley Gilmore, of leaving early, building cars, volleyball sleepovers, falling asleep at 8 pm, skipping class, having ?doctors appointments,? never in uniform, new workout program every week and eating frozen peas leave the volleyball team to Caroline Robinson and Shelby Williams; being way too honest, trolling people, shopping addictions, postponing work and thetanning bed to Scarlett Putnam; Panera and Crumbl runs to Landry Boswell and Ava Cohen; hibachi and skipping the 5k to Landry Boswell; Nut bar and out of pocket conversations to MC Smith and Scarlett Putnam; conversations whereI oversharefor no reason to Ms Love; alwayscalling meout for missing class, alwayskeeping it real and videos of hisbackyard to Mr V; powderpuff to Eva Ferdinand; password help and being the largest savior in all of St Mary?s history to Ms Brooks; alwayskeeping it real calling Hayden out for sleeping or for fake tan and making people understand math for the first time in their lives to Ms Loden; thebest andworst 15yearsof my lifeto St Mary?s
Annie Gowen
I, Annie Gowen, of long uniform skirts, baths and Annie Camp, leave my neighbor, going stag to dances, revenge bodies, papa, theCBHSbasketball team, broken rockers, rizz, Desmond Baneand all themeat in theworld to Josie Block; being the least favorite child anger issues greasy hair man hands DIY nut bar Halloween weekends canklesand being susto Amelia Block; straightened hair, faketan, glow-up Thursdays, OliveGarden and an open spot in my dorm next year to Julia Jabbour; out-of-pocket comments, side conversations, lacrosse practices, attacking theelbow keeping mein check and alwaysdoingtheabsolutemost to Emily Smith; PAPA Pairs Jerry?s and white, pink, red and FIRE defenseto Emily Smith and Caroline Hotltzclaw; being Coach B?sfavoriteand my super-human strength to Marlee Bostick; Ugg slippers, Starbucks, weird sandwiches, lacrosse, beach partiesand a scary resting face to Lily Kate Heard; Rowdy Bird overalls CHARcuterie boards CHARtreuse CHAR-broiled oystersand abrutally honest senseof humor to CHARlotte Stakem; SunriseCafe?savocado toast, Midtown, weird sleepovers, legendary dinners, KIA Tellurides, BurgerMan, Bob?sroom and unexpected friendshipsto Ava Cohen; Descendants 2 soundtrack Honey BooBoo Topher and our dads?long distance friendship to Landry Boswell; Hunter Reeb to Ms Goodman; Turkey country, the cow game, Gracie and I?s poor communication, rope-a-dopes, my fear of double-teams and BUCKETS to Coach B; my apologies for oversharing at football games to Brie Voldeng and Alana Wade; my legacy of being a blonde left-handed beast on the lacrosse field to Leighton Visinsky; an open table at India Palace to Mr Soun; English classes and the Lash Lounge to Scarlett Putnam; SMCF servicehours, high school functionsand my spot on theCBHShomecoming court to Claire Ledbetter; icy hot my senior speech and that one email you sent to second period Chem to Ms Dunlap; workouts powered by Taylor Swift, morereps, timetrialsand all theblood, sweat and tearsI shed in theworkout room and LinkousField to Coach Claire; my appreciation for calculusand my utmost respect and admiration to Ms Loden; leather jackets, AP gov tests my friendship with Taylor Swift and all the best comebacks to Mr Smith; and finally the most memorable15consecutiveyearsof my lifeto St Mary?s? I?ll beback :)
Kayla " Tommy Boy" Gurley
Accomplishment:
I haveseen"She's theMan" over 50 times
Apology:
I apologizetoMr Harbor for freaking out over every speakingassignment inSpanish
I, Kayla Gurley, of the Rowdy Birds, overly aggressive powderpuff players and the resting face community, hereby leave sports-induced anxiety, hallway hellos, power naps, Ms Love, Coach Sergio?s trauma and bathroom talks to Carroline Robinson; CBHS boys to the Junior Class; my parking spot to Scarlett Putnam; malenicknamesandsideconversationsincalcto Emily Smith; ahibachi night that will never come, tantrums, endlessnicknames, mic?d up games, headstands, Panerarunsand unicornsand rainbowsto Landry Boswell; my Spanish seat to Brie Voldeng; new kneebracesto Raina Becker; theUniversity of Alabamato Ella Alpe; loud tumblers in the halls to Julia Jabour; the Eads community to Quill Ferguson; Nurse Caroline, running away from hugsand soldier voiceto Shelby Williams; my #4volleyball jersey, SethCohen, awkward handshakeswith Andrew unbrushed hair and abiteof my protein bar to Ava Cohen; the?MC bruh effect,? cafeteria spa water and intricate nail designs to Mary Clara Smith; pictures of my cats, so many stress-induced tears, spilled cups, Edward Cullen, cornhole, an encyclopedia, unwanted artwork and personal therapy sessionsto Ms Love; my never-ending Spanish abilities, made-up conjugation, classroom cartwheels, bitmoji outfits and hallway salutes to Mr Harbor; spilled water cups and the final Gurley sister (AKA the best one) to Mr Soun; the ?fear the Coach Claire,? the death machine (otherwise known as a treadmill), broken equipment and long, long summer yoga sessions to Coach Claire; the kitty who could have been ?Blue?and all my loveto Coach Hensarling; andfinally thelast 15yearsof my lifeto St Mary?s
Cam " Camilton" Hart
I, Cam Hart, of the worm, silly monologues and ?Survivor,? leave Jeff Probst, talking to teachers at dances, chocolate chip muffins, umbrella dance, Claudia Ribeiro, adverbs in term paper, Noah Kahan, Arbelord, white team co-captains Matisse Dripolator and mountain vibesonly to Lydia Ford; saving your life Global Scholars the Library of Alexandria, Lydia Ford and meaningful convos to Claudia Ribeiro; coffee, mac' n' cheese, Ms Ray, Plona, Cafe Eclectic, Ms Kerst, future Emory visits and my whole heart to Lydia and Claudia; Tatler, thrifted clothes, pour-over coffee, late-night Facetimes, piety, Promised Land, many Gibson's donuts, Doc Rob, Auntie Carol and an unexpected but much-needed friendship to Brennan Seltzer; Señora Walker memories to Sydney Shanker and Mary Paige Scott; three years of high school fun to Krithika Vaidyanathan; poetry slams and Barb?s catalytic converter to Anna Smith; Britishbeth, freshies4life, Saddle Creek, Bert and Mary Elizabeth Poppins and my smelly car to Caroline Hill, Mollie Wexler and Mary Elizabeth Dyer; Mr Smith ex-goalie title and throwing lax balls at your head to Natalie Smith; being my clone and senior chocolate to Kate Wolfkill; the nickname ?Abigail? to Ashlynn Ostner; @facesofsms to Yusra Siddiq; middle school house Andrew ping pong and your pencil pouch to McCall Ward; Tatler Brennan thebasketball team article my Tatler GroupMememes, tonsof futureTHSPA trophiesand lotsof loveto Wallis Rogin; theWicked Witch, Germantown queen status and my chaos in Loden math to Bianca Dishmon; Theophilus Club and Catan to Caroline Garrett; middle school tours, big sislove, Shelby Farms and $650 at Appleto Shelby Williams; my song for the children, every lax bruise and silly nicknames to Chloie Madden; joint Tatler-BV failure, vlogs, doorsand Frosty to Ellis Rougeou; theworm and loadsof loveto Caroline Holtzclaw; being alacrossegod to Leighton Visinsky; Andrew Scott, Andrew Scott, Andrew Scott, CS Lewis and a heart full of love to Ms Segars and Ms Ray; election project, interrupting your class and lots of laughs to Mr Smith; Seltzer and my many rantsto Goodman; vamosacontinuar andtheclassof 2025to Ms Kerst; ?Should I add another school?? to Ms Brooks; thelongest fastest craziest andbest 12yearsto St Mary?s
Hayden " Hayhay" Hedges
Accomplishment: I'monMr Throckmorton's priority email list
Apology:
I apologizeto every teacher for probably falling asleepinyour class at somepoint
I, Hayden Hedges, of bluewigsand email correspondencewith Mr Throckmorton, hereby leavemy APWorld legacy of napping in class but simultaneously answering discussion questions ?The Other Woman? by Lana Del Ray your lash curler, 05sof Coco, Will Ellis, my Spotify wavesfor sleep playlist, Winter Formal night-beforeglow ups(or not), and TikTok editsof Wiley Fox and alawsuit against Fantastic Sam?sto Parker Hedges; taking careof Parker next year to Hannah Chatellier; my mom?sliving room window to Maggie Linkous; BlueMountain Beach to Marlee Bostick; Bob?sroom Twizzlersand manager of next year?slacrosseteam to Allan Golden; livingthat influencer lifestyle being a better math student than me and my lunch plan for Sage dining to Audrey Stifter; workout sets to Josie Block; cheeseand mayo sandwiches, Kodak Black merch, Dairy Queen chicken bites, lacrossecarpool, Watersound beach (or not), "ThePhantom of theOpera" soundtrack and my promo codefor Rodan Fieldslash serum (HaleMititipi Tate) to Lily Kate Heard; my binders my backpack my school email my uniforms my family and my heart to Claire Ledbetter; being Mary Poppinsto thechildren of Chickasaw Gardens TMPin your STEAM eraand my left lacrosse cleat to Emily Smith; thesidelineheater and my right lacrosse cleat to Caroline Holtzclaw; theright to griddy on to Chloie Madden; Fifth Charmony, double-rostered boys and copying Coach B?s puffer jacket flow to Charlotte Stakem; a snapchat account and coming home from college for your signing day to Leighton Visinsky; Folk?s Folly lobster tails 24/7 hugs and post-practice runs to Sophia Sandoval; being the mature one lapping me on the Green Line, Jonathan?sGrill, beingmy dentist in20yearsandlargeinflatableanimalsto Addison Elliot; publishingrightsfor my creative writing pieces to Bronwyn Saatkamp; all foods containing red 40, the rest of the cross-country state course that you didn? t finish, knowing more about Asa?s family than me and the backroads of Hardy to Amalia Shapiro; my ALAPPconcertsto all membersof StuCo ALAPP; my skin-careroutineand my Riff-Off abilitiesto the Classof ?26; analarm clock and agiftcard toCashmereandRosesto Mary Porter Feild
Accomplishment: I got Taylor Swift tickets
Apology: I apologizetoMr Smithfor roasting himevery single day inAPUSGov
Accomplishment: I havespent exactly $43759onGibson's donutsfor clubsin thelast four years
Apology:
I apologizeto Mr McCallafor quittingthe amazingsport that requires walkingmilesin 100°F, despite my natural talent
I apologizetoMr V for never comingtoclass, alwayslosingmy stuff and beinglatetoclassbecause my doctor'sappointment ranover
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Keyona " Keanu" Hooker
Accomplishment:
I havethemost shoes
Apology:
I apologizetoCoach
I, KeyonaHooker, of ?social issues," alwaysin Segarsroom and transitionslover, leaveTHE DOOR and THE FIREPLACE to Ellis Rougeou; Buckman?s backstage and the entire ?Sound of Music? set to Adriana McDonald and Celia Poag; stage-right window and Sundays of Tech Week to Celine Kim; frosted animal crackers and flavor-blasted Goldfish to Segars' Room Residents; doodles on the prop table to Florence Yu; Mr Roberts to Lucy Roberts; Lucy Roberts to Mr Roberts; my failed Comp Sci tests and quizzes to Florence Yu and Stephanie Chen; art classto Claudia Ribeiro, Yusra Siddiq, Naomi Betapudi, Julie Kyle and Evie Fore; my love and admiration to Katie Lam; awkward greetings (I am so sorry) to Marin Thompson; free-periodmeetingsto Ms Askew
Haniyah " Hanini" Ismail
I, HaniyahIsmail, of living26secondsaway from school, 8thgradecheetahprint hair and?Malu? leavewriting Valentine?sDay letters for Dr Sorin to Caroline Hunt; aconstant reminder of Mr V?s Skittles compilation video to Mia Engelberg and Emmie Infeld; French club dinners to Emily Smith; every jokeMr Smith hasmadein APGov to fellow comrade Anna Smith; Taylor Swift poetry and Ms Prillaman?s art history knowledge to Anum Raza; saving St Mary?s to Scarlett Putnam and Laurel Lund; Mamma Mila stickers to Mila Szatkowski; winter formal pictures to Eleanor Chandler; student name tags to Mr V; mosquito-bite itch cream and blue lollipops to Dr Sorin; three foot Eiffel Tower carriers to Dr Brown; weekly emails from my mom to Ms Evans; Toni Morrison merchandise to Ms Goodman; the only year I liked and understoodmathto Ms Loden; ?TheBoy, theMole, theFox and theHorse?quotesandthefuture of BellesLettresto Ms Love; andmy existential mid-lifecrisisponderingsto Ms Ray
Ava " Her" Jalenak
Accomplishment:
I amthebiggest "Impactical Jokers" fan.
Apology:
I apologizetoMr V for turningall the homework inlate
I, AvaJalenak, of not responding, going M I A and getting lunch from Starbucks, leaveJacobscamp to Amalia Shapiro Emme Infield Ellie Royal and Maddie Barden; BBYO and the JSA to Sydney Shanker Mia Engelberg and Eliza Herman; poetry to Ms Ray; all of my academic success and learning to Mr Soun; St Mary'sathleticsto Sadie Dattel; Valentine?sDay to Alana Wade; SMStennisto Izzie Tonkin, Erica Ormseth, Lillian Nazarova, Anum Raza, Wallis Rogin and Eve Pai; the senior lot to Scarlett Putnam; my room, bathroom, closet, Madison and all my clothesto Abby Rothrock, Emma Spilyards and Ella Jane Riley; Mom and Dad Harvey and Piper my room and all my stuff my humor sister sleepovers camp and this summer in Israel, my wisdom and maturity, our kitchen, Taylor Swift, being my real twin, stealing each othersclothesand makeupandthat bigmirror to Kyra Jalenak; andmy education andchildhoodto St Mary?s
Sofia " Prodigal" Jalenak
28, 2023
Accomplishment: I managedtodyemy hair back toblack
Apology: I apologizetoMr V for dissingtheskittlescompilation video
I SofiaJalenak of criesinthesenior den and way too many absencesmy spring junior year leaveworking out at theMJCC gym to Mia Engelberg and Ms Millen; teaching children in Sunday school to Maddie Barden and Mollie Wexler; BC Calculusworksheetsto Averie Howell; SMSEnglish classesto Julianna Damron and Virginia Skipworth; Massey Woods and longboarding to Ellie Royal; IC 23 to Sydney Shanker; JSA and Jewish summer camp to Eliza Herman; River City board and galentines to Mia Engelberg; Facing History conferencesto Ellie Royal and Sydney Shanker; theJalenak and Ciaramitaro friendship to Kyra Jalenak and Cate Ciaramitaro; Gremlin behavior, the blue couch and ?Twilight? to Mrs Love; crimson red and APGov test two to Mr Smith; ?evoluted?and such vocabulary to Dr Sorin; my absence in World History and bad songs on the speaker to Coach Hensarling; JJJ?s address to Mr Soun; Global Studiesthirdto Addie Hook; hatingHarry Stylesand creepy SantaClausto Brooke Bechtel; heart problemsand APBio to Mary Kate Kaladimos; academic success, River City gamenight and chalk to Wallis Rogin; senior-year track to Maggie Kustoff; the ICONIC mom friend group to Eve Pai and Mollie Wexler; my bed and closet to Ella Jane Riley and Emma Spillyards; my car and TV room to Abby Rothrock; my parents, barking, doing worsethan mein math, my gatecontroller, whitecars, TikTok dances supersonic hearing JacobsCamp friends Israel and my record player to Kyra Jalenak; and lastly my dedicationand commitment of thelast 12yearsto St Mary?s
Grace " Graké" Jones
Accomplishment:
I passedthefirst semester APStat exam
Apology:
I apologizeto
Ms Maddenfor wastingmy talent not doingtheater
I, Grace Jones, of outbursts of song, the 2000s and broken noses, leave professional benchwarming to Emily Smith and Caroline Holtzclaw; F1 workout sessionswith Coach Claireto Josie Block; my 2000splaylist and all my loveto Leighton Visinsky; ?Tangled?to Casey Scobey; theBest Freshmen Ever Award to Cat Carney and Maddie Barden; laughing at awkward times, hallway hellos and church interning to Mary Paige Scott; southern accents safe spaces ?que significa? ? ?grace joooones? and all the dreams (that can also be nightmares) to Señor Harbor; tearful piggyback rides along the banks of the Mississippi River to Sadie Dattel; the future of lacrosse defense to Josie Block, Caroline Holtzclaw, Chloie Madden and Eliza Herman; pejorative language to Ms Ray; annoying Coach B to Kat Rogers and Bronwyn Saatkamp; 1D concerts on bus rides to Mary Paige and Elizabeth Scott; chess days, quests and actual work to next years ?legitimate? Proofs Class; croppedworkout shirts, DUPE, ?dubski?and accidentally sendingTikToksat 2am to Emily Smith; quitting and then unquitting soccer to Caroline Holtzclaw; theend of theJonesLax Dynasty and countlessabsencesat WC Johnson Park to Coach B; ?that littlest Jones?to Ms Brundidge; OléOléOlé Olétothe Lax defense squad; and 14yearsworthof memoriesto St Mary?s
Michelle " MJ" Jun
I, Michelle Jun, of @mjandhercreations, paper flower bouquets, Legos and Moosie?s sister hereby leavealaughter-filled high school experienceto my freshman Hafsa Qureshi; All-West much too long orchestra practices Huey's GamePigeon and Jimmy Johns to Ella Curlin and Sarah Moon; Terry (hehe) to Isabel Isaacs; Wendy (I forget your name often because in my mind you?reWendy) to Celia Poag; Rana, all thesci-fi booksin theuniverse, theroleassenior year band kid, APPhysicsand Ms Goodman to Raina Becker; MarianaZapata booksand AP Psych tests to Elizabeth MacQueen; all my jokes in AP Calc to the only person who understands them, Maggie Kustoff; Mr V, basketball and flying fairies to Emmie Infeld and Mia Engelberg; my love for romance books, crossword puzzles and Dr Stakem and Ms Pleasants? candy stashes to Claudia Ribeiro; my status as the only Korean upperclassman, laughsin band classand ?eshoradecomer?to Celine Kim and Casey Jang; my craft skillsto my crafty sisters Juliana Rutschman and Lydia Ford; theviolinsectionandoboe/flutepartsto my stringlets Emily Larkins, Natalie Smith and Casey Jang; Mr McHenry, funky songsand weird instrumentation to the Band Kids; Dr Stakem and Dr Lyon, mysterious names and hypothetical situations to the Honor Council; ?I have a question for you,? ?Wait? I have one more question actually? and ?Okay this is the last question? to the extraordinarily patient Ms Brooks; andaphenomenal four yearsto St Mary?s
Accomplishment: Finishingmultiple9+ seasonTV shows, like "TheWalkingDead" and "OneTreeHill "
Apology: I apologizetoMr Soun for theAPCalcBC examscoreI will be gettingthisMay (a1)
Accomplishment:
I made63paper flowersfor my classof 2023infour days
Apology:
I apologizetoMs. Dunlap for never doingwell onher first quarter tests.
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Class of 2023 Legacies.
Accomplishment:
I didn't missasingle class
Apology:
I apologizeto
Ms Goodman for everything
Kaela Keith
I, KaelaKeith, of SmoothieKing Cordova, former member of theSMSBasketball Team and controversial opinions leave the senior lot to Laurel Lund and Scarlett Putnam; Ms Askew?s office to Lauren Watson and Saniya Covington; Ms Wilson?sofficeto The BSA; Snapchat, C3 Youth Group and thelake to Julie Kyle; choir alto section to Casey Scobey and Anna Harwell; Mr Nih to Helen Dunlap; Nate Dattel to Sadie Dattel; Black History Month bulletin board to Saniya Young and Rian Tyler; BSA Groupchat name to Zoe McMullen; F1 and 3rd period free to Caroline Hunt; Jerry Dover to Laurel Lund, McCall Ward, Genesis Martin and Casey Scobey; Hilton Head Island to Marlee Bostick, Hannah Burt and Lauren Watson; Ms Goodman to Shelby Williams; McDonald?schicken sandwiches to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; freesnack everyday during Black History Monthto Montana Pierce; Sonicto Amirah Abdus-Salaam and Kennedy Williams; the house, Cisha, William, Brenny, AJ, Yaya, Bella, Zoey EzraandKokoto Kamryn Keith
Hannah " Unc Ju Ice" Kerlan
I, Hannah Kerlan of the color pink, heavy backpacks, laughing ab workouts and the nerd face emoji, leave two amazing high school experiences to Kennedy Williams and Lucy Roberts; the entirety of neuroscience to Mary-Kate Kalodimos; curly hair confused teachers and the Kerlan/Curlin ancestry to my dear sister Ella Curlin; thefun3200, peaceful runningrants, trace?soats, theAPChemistry cult andthedistancesquadto Maggie Kustoff; theleft sideof my brain, Ms Plona, thetic-tac-toeskillsof atoddler and that onebook I convinced you toread but never successfully read myself to Claudia Ribeiro; that ?good?laughingpain procrastinationFriday?s deep YouTube dives and the best friendships I made this year (come visit me, seriously!) to Claudia Ribeiro, Wallis Rogin, Elizabeth MacQueen and the rest of the Honor Council ALAPP; my apologies for all of the Slack messages I never responded to and the snacks I promised but never brought (sorry!) to Kate Wolfkill Sophie Wallace and Mary Elizabeth Dyer; Jonathan?s, pumpkin guts, ?Juicy Wiggle? (y?all know that song is good) and the pool Emma is going to build for us to the cross-country team; ?one more lap? and ?there?s that tree? again? to Mollie Wexler and Eve Pai; my GPS to the distance squad?s favorite middle-schooler Meagan Miller; permission to hide Archie and Lucy and complete control over ?Marty? and ?Jordo? to Molly Kirshbaum; all things involving scavenger huntxdessert decorating to JSAxRiverCity; all the ?giggles? that 50 minutes can produce, all the?Hi!? salutationsthree years of emails can contain, theglasses I never wear and the organized answers I never write to Mr Soun; my respect for your respect of my ?curiosity? (aka 700 emails and even moreEPsticky notequestions), my appreciation for thefriendshipsyour classroom environment fostered and thegreatest amount of gratitudeI?veever felt for letting metaketheLIFE-CHANGING classthat isAPChemistry (specifically whentaught by you) to Ms Dunlap; lastly 15yearsof laughter andjoy to St Mary?s
Alexandra " Laffy" Lafferty
Accomplishment:
Apology:
I, AlexandraLafferty of not living in Lakeland, surviving HIRS, only eating school lunch saladsand picky eating leavethenon-existent chapel committeedutiesto Mary-Kate Kalodimos and Sarah Moon; HIRS to the juniors that decide to participate; outside lunch (even in winter) to Helen Dunlap; Women in Business Club to the only people who show up, Brie Voldeng, Bronwyn Saatkamp and Carroline Robinson; Dr Brown to Averie Howell, Caroline Holtzclaw and Caroline Garrott; constant anatomy struggles to Sarah Blen; popsicles and Valentine?s to the most amazing freshman Cate Ciaramitaro; cupcakes and fairies to Mr V; presentational anxiety to Dr Sorin; early Saturday practices to the trap team; ?The Poisonwood Bible? to Ms Ray; the long trap glove to Lilly Longsworth; AP Comparative Government class to Bianca Dishmon; the Lanval horse in Dr Brown?s room to Adriana McDonald and Rian Tyler; library BetaClub dutiesto Ms Akers; eating Mulan at lunch during Covid yearsto Mr McCalla; Great Britain to Mr Smith; all feminist TV shows and movies to Ms Bielskis; lastly the past four yearsof tears, stress, happinessandthebest yearsof my lifeto St Mary?s
Charlie " Chunklee III" LaMountain
I, Charlie LaMountain, of resting intimidating face, ?Did you know I rock climb?? and barking at teachers, leave Climbing Club to The Grim Twins; Tatler art to Emily Smith and the art staff; my feistiness irregular tutoring habits and ?Where?s Wilby?? to Mr Soun; Segars' room to Alice Lee, Lizzy Macqueen and the rest of Segars Squad; the token short-haired class member responsibility to Day Galbreth; both the Stink and the Stick to Mr McHenry; asking way too many questions, luck with all 400 2023 HIRS studentsand all theendlessrespect I?venot shown enough to Dr Sorin; thecrazy creativemovement babies to Helen Dunlap; being stronger than meto Carroline Robinson, Emme Infeld and Marlee Bostick; Gov Club and never shutting up about YIG to Karnes; saying incredibly out-of-pocket things to Mr Harbor; impromptu power clean workoutsto Coach Claire; AmeliaKarol, KajeSimpson and Corey Smith to Alice Lee, Lucy Roberts and MC Hitt; ?MORE MILK, occasional mental breakdowns, ?thefirst ingredient is love?andthedeepest gratitudeto Ms Dunlap; beingthenew bandkid to Lauren Watson; themost random interactions and the British national anthem to Mr Smith; Fliff and title of best freshman/climbing club member to Ellie Midha; being the honorary Roberts child to MC Hitt; Sekisui East to Eliza Lawhead; being the only tenor/bass instrument in the band to Abigail Fernandez; abominable calculator art to Mr McCalla; meowing at inappropriatetimesto Claire Dyer; being too ?passionate?during debatein APUSH to Dr Lyon; all the luck in the world to future AP Chem and Bio students; downright out-of-pocket, verging on inappropriate, interactions with teachers to Celine Kim; the legendary class that was Intro to Engineering to Mr Nichols; ?candy time!?and awkward eyecontact to Mary Paige Scott; ex-ballet status, YIG Little Lad Dance and baby tights to Anna Smith; too much arguing and debating to all my SMS teachers; andthebest (andonly) yearsof my childhoodto St Mary?s
Accomplishment:
Apology:
Accomplishment: I canplay "Hot Cross Buns" badly on11 instruments
Apology: I apologizetoMs Dunlap for somany breakdownsand makingthemeveryone's problem
Accomplishment:
I got thekey to Mr Roberts' lockbox
Apology:
I apologizetoMr McHenry for makingthe bandplay "Lost Woods" in my senior speech
Rachel " Tree Hugger" Larkins
I Rachel Larkins of Mr Robert?s fan club plant obsessionsand cat adorations leaveMcHenry and hisold broken baton and ?sectional days? to The Band Kids; Emily Larkins and our therapy sessions and fourth period freeto Alice Lee; all of theholo taco in thewholeworld and ?Molly on theShore?to Raina Becker; the ultimate crown of most festive from Christmas concert to MC Hitt; the wild ?sardine? Celine Kim to ?Elaza? Eliza Lawhead; Mr Robert?s lockbox and endless candy to Ivy Carls Zoe McMullen and Stephanie Chen; the password is jslbi&vwniu?!@ajic to The Best Comp Sci Class; my diary entry daily journalsand knittingprojectsto Mr Roberts; Oliver, Ms Segars?bluecouch and thegobblegear flip-fold to Emily Larkins; all of the crosswords to ?Claw? Claudia Ribeiro; all the panic caused by connect smartbooks and quizzes to Caroline Hunt; my almost finished HIRS paper and my new earplugs to Dr Sorin; good gradesandan impeccablesenseof humor to Celine Kim; my very owncello bow, foldablestand and folder to Casey Jang; any b flat ever (or f natural) to Abigail Fernandez; everything from awkward STEAM years to who I am today to Ms Wilson; all my climbing pants (not as cool as Angela?s) to Lucy Roberts; lastly, I wouldliketogive Lydia Glomski theprivateofficenear thebreezeway
Emery " Flyby" Lindy
I, Emery Lindy, of countdowns, ?did you donate? and Watergate, hereby leaveneighborhood runs, APPsychology adventures and Coach to Maggie Kustoff; Saturday-morning runs and mid-workout dance breaks to Abby Rothrock and Emma Spillyards; broken busrides, Jonathan?sand gasstation tripsto Claire Dyer, Maggie Taylor and Addison Elliot; thered track and GirlsOn TheRun to Eve Pai and Mollie Wexler; River City and all things BBYOto Eliza Herman, Ellie Royal, Mia Engelberg, Sydney Shanker and Kyra Jalenak; GIVE901 to Caroline Garrette, Lydia Ford, Evie Fore, Mollie Wexler and Virginia McLean; INSPire to Ms Smigielski, Maggie Kustoff and Mary Kate Kalodimos; smilesin thehall country music goldfish and thebest high school yearsto Emma Thompson; Mardi Gras to Claire Ledbetter; driving, the color purple and being my true sister to Kyra Jalenak; BC Calculus and double math days to Averie Howell and Izzy Isaacs; my sanity to the Middle School Office; first period freeto Emmie Infeld, Maggie Kustoff, and Caroline Hotzclaw; car rides, Taylor Swift, MUS games and Crumbl to Meagan Miller; Watergate and all things Nixon to Mr Smith; the drop count to Anna Smith; hip problems to Yusra Siddiq; math questions, chess days, BANE>JJJ and the smiley face board to Mr Soun; the end of hard workouts and middle school lacrosse to Josie Block; Mr Nichols and CNN10 to Addie Hook, Chloe Polk, Charlotte Hernandez and Julie Kyle; my name to Emery Taylor; lastly, 13 years of blood, sweat andtearsto St Mary?s
Accomplishment: I cantell youthe plot of any "Grey's Anatomy" episode
Apology: I apologizetoMr Soun for havingtoput up withmefor threehours aday
I havetheheaviest backpack
I apologizetoMr Soun for disruptingclassby laughingat other peopledisruptingclass
I'veseenevery "Grey's Anatomy" episode
I apologizetoDr Sorinfor cryingandnot wantingto dotheHIRSpresentation
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Meghana " Meg" Madasu
I MeghanaMadasu of fashion advice fried hair bad driving ?do not disturb?and atorn ACL leaveMUS cheer to Amalia Shapiro and Mary Porter Field; Coach Collin, Mako Mermaidsand swim in general to Josie Block; Saturday-morning runs, pumpkin carving, Shelby Farms 6 am hills, broken bus rides and Jonathan?sgrill to the cross-country Team; after school runswith asideof therapy and pre-meet anxiety to Claire Dyer; Black Music in America and Ms Millen to Kelsi Cowles and Riley Stewart; my presence during classand torn up detentionsto Dr Brown; APStat, matching cars, SMCF and Ellie?s25-cent hotel to Erica Ormseth; the many many Fashion Club meetings held this year to Mother Miranda; hallway patrol to whoever has enough time; unnecessary information, boyfriends and Mr Nichols? room to Kennedy Polk; THRIVE Fashion Show and Good Egg Jewelry to Claire Ledbetter; Madison Burt to Hannah Burt; breezeway days to F1 Monsters; daily check-ins to Mr T; amazing Anatomy and Physiology presentations to Caroline Hunt; Precalculus AB to Mary Paige Scott; awkward waves in the hall to Aleesha Awaan; Good Fortune chicken wingsto Dr Sorin; theN in M EA N to Ellie Royal; XC injuriesto Yusra Siddiq; ALAPPto Mr Nichols; 15yearsof light & lifeto St Mary's
Arden " Ardonaut" Miller
Accomplishment:
I amaWoodlandWarrior at theroot
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Dunlap for interruptionsinclass andsteppingonchemistry labequipment
I, Arden Miller, of bare feet, loud coughing and Woodland, leave my brother, Silas and Anna Caris, honestly, my entire family and ?carrying the boats? to Parker Hedges; taking a math test at least two weeks late not even showing up to math when there is a test and Tanner Williams to Erica Ormseth; claiming you?re taking Byars to dances, getting bullied in math and elite sarcasm to Hannah Chatellier; despicable purple rain soccer and Coach Patrick to Kelsi Cowles; MUS JV basketball (even though hopefully not next year) to Maggie Linkous; looksof mutual shock in math classto Emmie Infeld; being on your phonein class to Caroline Hunt; something mean so shecan learn to bemeaner to Mary Paige Scott; people not knowing if your name is Terry or Izzy to Izzy Isaacs; prayers of not getting called ?annoying? in Spanish to Averie Howell; being a Woodland Warrior to Rosie Mullinax Casey Scobey and Abby Rothrock; spin off of your real namenicknameto Eliza Herman; kettlebell high pulls, injury reportsand ?thisismy gym, nooneelsecan beinhere?to Coach Claire; your desk to Mr Soun; my loud water bottleto Dr Sorin; and all thelovingkindnessfromthedepthsof my heart to St Mary's
Ellie " Unielliecorn" Monaghan
I, EllieMonaghan, of teatimes, hallway screaming, dress-codebreaksand loud outbursts, leaveMs Fletcher?s baby to Alana Wade, Clementine Taylor and Meagan Miller; the other half of my brain, Poptarts, crying, Shelby Farms walks Target runs baby talk high school men Chick-fil-A wedgies perfect teeth a Daisy Keech peach motorboats Lululemon sports bras matcha Aquaphor Tanner Williams Lana my mom and dad and all of theself-confidencein theworld to Erica Ormseth (babes #1); greasy hair, TikTok thirst traps, the name ?shay,? giant meals before tennis, my dancing coordination, B?s, emo vibes and Aurora to Izzie Tonkin (babes#2); gossip and going out to lunch to Anum Raza; SMStennisteam Matt Fuery and theOasis to Claudia Ribero; all of my gossip, drama and boy problems to Dr Stakem, Ms Brooks and Ms Askew; boy who must not benamed to Coach; theU Club to Riley Stewart; Erica?smental health to Soriya Nazor; Mr V?s classroom and my legacy to Emily Smith; the sanity to deal with Grace to Cate Ciaramitaro; the Fletchlap bond, memories, boycott, snacks, Facetimewith my brother and music to Ms Fletcher; my first and middle name to Ms Fletcher?s next child; Nolan Yaren to Ellie Royal; 15 years of my time to SMS; the entirety of my lifeto Ms Evans; all of my psychotic tendencies to Kelsi Cowles; senior skip and lunch train to Class of 24; my athleticism and amazing tennis strokes to Ms Fogarty; that one detention you gave me andthat I never attendedto Mr Harbor
Caroline " COB" O'Brien
Accomplishment:
I grew thelargest cupcollectionin my cubby
Apology:
I apologizetoDr Sorin for never allowingquiet work timeduring
I Caroline O?Brien of Midtown Shirley Temples and texting the wrong person leave weekly dentist appointments to Mr Brooks; frolicking, rager room 908, Jimmy John?s, group lunch, full names, Nutter Butters, $1 notes, flushing and study roomsto Sarah Moon and Anna Smith; out-of-pocket commentsto Dr Brown; Munford men and CBHS track practices to Laurel Lund; our lovely neighborhood and sketchy Nashville hotels to Lydia Ford; loving kindness to Mother Miranda; CBHS games and dances, Instagram story posts and bingo to McNaron Gray; concussions, headphones, basketball boys, family photos/facetimes andnapsinthenurse?sofficeto Ava Cohen; 300hurdles shinsplintsand sandtherapy to Bronwyn Saatkamp Claire Ledbetter and Khaki Callan; Bundt cakes and WHAP to Coach; YIG and MUN and a 1 on the APUSH exam to Dr Lyon; weightlifting, pre-gamenaps, tonsof comments on Insta posts, sunshineand track warmups to Carroline Robinson; nurse?s officesnacks never-ending volleyball practice random haircuts and Big TimeRush to Shelby Williams; ibuprofen, weighted teddy bearsand ?shewon? t bein classtoday?emails to Nurse Caroline and Ms Ross; EVERY PAIR OF JEANSI OWN to Ms Millen and every choir girl; rizz to MC Smith; Gamepigeon and Reese?speanut butter cupsto Lindsey Massey; Christmassnack mix my older sister and three cups of coffee to Coach Duncan; senior chocolate, Tipton county and mental health days to Ms Evans; my ABCs, handturkeys, four squareandmany tearsto St Mary?s
Eva " Aves" Ogbeide
I Eva Ogbeide of Chicago spelling bees and ?30 minutes down Poplar Ave? leave the BSA to Saniya Young Rian Tyler and Kennedy Graham; SMS Track to Bronwyn Saatkamp; Austin Butler to Montana Pierce; ICBMsto Coach; best freshman award and thebest of luck to Maggie Taylor and Leighton Visinsky; ?Hamlet,? MOL tears and endless respect to Ms Ray; Manie Musicale to 4th period French IV; Nassi to Reeya Sharma; mind-melting revelations at 11 in the morning to Dr Sorin; 4th period French IV my appreciation for French history and ?Mets du respect dans ton bac? to Dr Brown; ?Bisclavret? to Kennedy Polk and Clare Griffin; smiles in the hallway and my favorite math class to Ms Loden; MUS track meets, long jump and triple jump to Laurel Lund and McCall Ward; 100,000 lifesavers to Mr V; lotion to Naomi Betapudi and Lauren Watson; best hair and every black artist who has ever walked this planet to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; passing H Chem and loud ALAPPs to Ms Dunlap; the second warmup lap and my name to Eva Hogan; college pep talks to Ms Brown; O period lifeupdates, my favoritebooksand my immeasurableappreciation to Ms Bielskis; ?Sharika?to Chloe Polk; a new bag and justice for the stolen one to Lauren Watson; all of my gratitude and love to Ms Wilson; andmy sister OsatoOgbeide to St Mary?s (goodluck)
Sara " Ott" Ottinger
Accomplishment:
I havemanagedtopass Statisticsdespitenever understanding
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Love for consistently writing anddrawingbut never submittingtoBel Let
I, SaraOttinger, of emos, shag haircuts, Dungeons& Dragonsand poor volumecontrol, hereby leavegossip first thing in themorning and driving likeamaniac to Holden Taylor; rats, bats, maybecatsand gnomehatsto Ella Curlin; cursed siblings and panicked eye contact to Lizzie MacQueen; texting their sister to complain about seeing them in the gym to Karnes; forcing people to be my friend to Adriana McDonald and Celia Poag; being thebest Smith with oneexception to Natalie Smith; making awkward eyecontact on stageto Elle Fowler and Lacy Ferrell; believing long distance is possible and love will live on to Lauren Woods; AP Computer Science and awkward silences to Eva Ferdinand Izzie Cochran Katherine Williams Florence Yu and Caroline Chandler; senior lot to Zoe McMullen; the entire theater department at every high school to Erin Dambrie; every single numetal artist known to man to Lydia Glomski; weird lake algae and processing relationship strugglessuccessfully to Alice Lee; ?? yeah, but thisonegoesto eleven!?to Ms Goodman; all the love and support the entire Earth has to offer to Ms Wilson; ?In the Bleak Midwinter? to Mother Miranda; daily ?hi? and ?bye? check-ins with a side of oversharing to Ms Askew; the Terrapins, Hokies and Huskies to Ms Brooks; informational emails, aninsanely personal connectionwithHamlet andTS Eliot?s?Four Quartets? to Ms Ray; overheating, babysitter connectionsand letting shamediein thelight to Ms Segars; ALL REALS! and my ?permanent sin/cos? tattoo to Ms Loden; every ounce of positivity I have left in my body to Mr Van Voorst; the?real reason I ever started doingtheater?to Coach Hensarling; post-show callsat 10 pm whileI?m still in the parking lot to Ms Madden; George Wickham to Ms Ragan; the rest of my life since you already know most of it to Ms Ross; a sincere apology for the amount of Advil and stomach aches I?ve had to Nurse Caroline and Nurse Guyton; andall my tears love andgratefulnessto St Mary?s ? toodles!
APRIL 28, 2023
Accomplishment: I met Priscilla
Presley
Apology: I
Accomplishment: I listenedtotheangel onmy shoulder most of thetime
Apology: I apologizetoCoachfor never goingtothat one detention
Accomplishment: I attendedthesame school for morethan threeyears
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Love for not signingout of ALAPP
apologizetoMr V for leavingclass every day andnever returning
ALAPP
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Shifa " PMS" Panjwani
I, Shifa Panjwani, of Collierville and demon mode activities, hereby leave Point Master to Bronwyn Saatkamp; insanecomments, sick looks, extreme voice memos and odd discussions to Laurel Lund; Proofs (it islegitimate) to Izzy Isaacs, Averie Howell, Eliza Herman, Maggie Kustoff and the rest of them; celebrity ranking listsin all nine of my math classes and Panera sessionsto Mr Soun; my profound thoughts and happiness to Ms Ray; engineering projects made of extraordinary materials to Mr Nichols; too many sick comments, my fear of not having a badge, never being in ALAPPand being lateto Coach; my doll from approximately kindergarten to the senior den; TikTok comments and Calculus mastery (when she is rarely there) to Erica Ormseth; extremely chaotic emails to Ms Brooks; the yearbook senior pages to Mila Szatkowski and Genesis Martin; my locker shelves to Megan Gulla; prayers for AP Bio to anyone taking it; AP Macro to Eliza Herman (possibly); the senior lot to Scarlett Putnam; serenity, calmness and the future of St Mary?s to Maggie Kustoff; ALAPP snack and the Burt family comedic endeavorsto Hannah Burt; theJalenak legacy to Kyra Jalenak; smilesand all joy to Ms Wilson; funny chapel talks to Father Sandy; extremeout-of-pocket commentsto Parker Hedges; thecafeteriato Sadie Dattel; my Tessieandall of my possessionsto St Mary?s
Anna Douglas " Sunny D" Piper
Accomplishment:
I successfully madeit into Coach'sALAPP
3/4of highschool
Apology:
I apologizetoMs
Walker for incessant photorequests for everything
I AnnaDouglasPiper of Atlanta rabiesand red (?) hair hereby leaveVictory Ranch shushing and undeserved fear to the Class of ?26; allergy shotsto Ms Evans; missing cleatsand unanswered textsto Coach B; Coach B, ?char?names and all of Turkey country to Varsity Lacrosse; long runs, hotel rooms and massage guns to Claire Dyer, Addison Elliot and Meagan Miller; family of four gatheringsto Cat Carney and Maddie Barden; thelacrossedefensiveunit to Caroline Holtzclaw, Marlee Bostick, Eliza Herman, Chloie Madden and suddenly Josie Block; rideshomeand ?hey, buddies!? to Cate Ciaramitaro and Maggie Taylor; the entire city of Houston to Mr Smith; Sunny D, Mr V and endlesschatter to Emily Smith & the Junior Corner; February beach trips stolen leather pantsand lacrossefear to Emery Taylor; lunch tables and those random chairs to Claire Chauhan, Riley Stewart and Anna Smith; every pink Starburst ever and continuousapologiesto Ms Askew; SLGsand Dr Sorin to Sydney Shanker, Ellie Royal and Jourdan Russell; All of Idlewild to Claire Chauhan Lydia Ford and Kate Wolfkill; MemphisCommuniversity Mr Soun?slove& fear, luck for next year?sProofsclassand thesuperior sideof theroom to Maggie Kustoff, Izzy Isaacs, Mary Kate Kaladimos, Caroline Garrett and Celia Poag; my entire literary library to Ms Ray; Carillon spreadsheetsand Target non-alcoholic cider to Ms Segars; StuCo leadership to Averie Howell and Mila Szatkowski; dry humor, unknown callersand enormousgratitudeto Ms Brown and Ms Brooks; heart-shaped rocks, every ounce of love and my own mother to Ms Poag; taco piñatas, surprise parties, closet cleanouts and clear bins, heating pads, pumpkin carving, infinite texts, imaginary conversations, part-timejobs, all the January birthdays, 3/4 of my ALAPPs and my entireheart to Coach Hensarling; Coach and thecoolest outfitsto AC Hensarling; all of my material assetsto Lillian Nazarova; my mind, soul and body to Katie Piper; all of my time and love to Student Council; everything I haveleft to St Mary?s
Kate " Plate" Prillaman
I, Kate Prillaman, of tiny cars, romance novels, ?Pride and Prejudice? and drawn heart chains, hereby bequeath funky earringsand theghost of JaneAusten to Elizabeth MacQueen; theDramaClub bulletin board, thegood mic tape, my wedding dressand takingcareof Ms Ragan to Adriana McDonald; theSegars/Ray/Poaghallway to Alice Lee, Evie Fore and Juliana Rutschman; theSMSBook Club to Claudia Ribeiro and Kat Rogers; LittleTimmy Tim to Mr V; drawn heart chainsto Erin Dambrie; addictivetheater gossip to Natalie Smith, Blaney Rowe and Saniya Covington; my copy of ?Shawshank Redemption?my color-coded bookshelf my beautiful illustration of a dog and athousand drawn heartschainsto Ms Ray; all my deepest darkest secrets and all my free periodsto Ms Poag; somemoresecrets, all my Friday ALAPPsand Lyon County, Ky, to Dr Lyon; thetheater kid lifeto Coach; my sanity my love apricots Costco nuts my undying appreciation for Dr Ouzts every squishmallow I own ?you don? t know my life!?andmy boot collectionto Ms Segars; party dresses, hoursof rehearsal andtheghost of Mertie Buckman to Lacy Ferrell and Phoebe Jenkins; broken champagne glasses to Baylus Schaffler and Afifa Shah; the second soprano section to Mila Szatkowski; ?Let Me Entertain You? ?Loch Lomond? funky socks care of Chamber, Gracie the Llama and years of friendship I will cherish forever to Karnes; the drama club buckets, Ms Ragan thehairstylist, bouncy housesand taking careof Ms Millen and all of her llamasto Elle Fowler; taking care of EttaJamesto Lilly Coggin; LSU socksand ?Prideand Prejudice?ticketsto Mr Brooks; theshawl that will keep me warm as I climb the Swiss Alps to Lillie Ireland; the Metal Museum to Stella Pitzer; and all the classical influences, all thedrama, my sewingabilities, tea-length dressesandsomuchmoreto Grandma Prills
Angela " Arob" Roberts
Accomplishment:
I cannameall 193 countries
Apology:
I apologizetoMr Soun for beingworseat chess thanafive-year-old
I, AngelaRoberts, of rock climbing, terriblehandwriting and Nalgenes, leavecandy visitson latehomework nights, so many picsof you sleeping, Zonebar stashes, my drawer of SMSgear, going 60 on North Parkway, our bathroom free of my clutter, the best little car you?ll ever know and all of my love and admiration to Lucy Roberts; the sad/scary music two hours into my dad?s road-trip playlist, my climbing pants, flying rubber chickens and a wonderful high school experienceto MC Hitt; arranging ridesat 3:14pm to The Twinlins; Dum Dum candy breaks and ?Magic TreeHouse?booksto Ella Townsend and Casey Jang; Corey?sfreechalk climbing club seniority and thebest 18th birthday to Alice Lee; thegreatest SMCF committeeto Averie Howell and Sydney Shanker; MOCS Kaje?s?wannaseeacool move??and theSMSclimbing club to Lucy Roberts, MC Hitt and Alice Lee; 15-minute Latin moments, general confusion and awkward silencesto Ella Curlin; Stakem and Pleasantscandy runsand all of my crossword knowledgeto Claudia Ribeiro; theentirety of themiddleschool climbing club to Abigail Brown and Georgia Ann Hernandez; weird candy and all my Algebraadviceto AC Hensarling; my belay witch blanket cape, the comfiest shoes and Perler bead masterpieces to Ms Karol; my bestselling book ?Ponies!? and punishments to Mr Soun; playdough GTP and doomsday conversations to Dr Sorin; goblin stance and a lunch of breads to Ms Love; thecutest baby awardandmy ever-improvingcleanformto Coach Claire
Erika " Bob" Ross
I, Erika Ross, of French club, Chick-fil-A runs, sweet tea and Auburn University, leave the French Club to Averie Howell, Emily Smith and Emma Spillyards; SMCF Lower School Committee to Reeya Sharma; my LSU sweatshirt and the couch in Ms Love?s room to Lillian Nazarova; the red chairs in Mme Brown?s room to Chloie Madden; Ms Segars Huey's and Sadie Dattel to Lindsey Massey; Segars?office to Evie Fore; side eye, awkward hall chats and lunch shenanigans to Sadie Dattel; Cookout, Chick fil A and El Toro Loco to Scarlett Putnam; F2 free, IrisKolb and all of the Aftercarekidsto Juliana Rutschman; endlessamountschildren in your office, plenty of CS Lewis and turkey pepperoni to Ms Segars; Hunter Fair to Josie Block, Mary Paige Scott, Lila Johnston and Addison Elliott; Auburn University to Caroline Hill; the library study rooms Starbucks runs and random emailsregarding my whereaboutsto Ms Kerst; Ms AliciaRossto Ms Evans and Ms Brooks; Bridge Builders USA and the BBCLC to Claire Chauhan; Student Ambassadors, room decorating and David Yurman to Sydney Shanker; a good grade on the AP Stat exam to Emmie Infield and Mia Engelberg; and last but not least, infinite hallway hugs and hellos to my dear Ms Ray
Erin " Rin" Roy
Accomplishment:
I saw aTikToker inthe mall once
Apology:
I apologizetoMr V for makingyoudofit checks every day
I, Erin Roy, of breakfast hauls, shortening every word and Bronny James, leave my Honda Accord, Sadie Dattel, Jerry Dover, ?he?s staring at me? comments at every MUS track meet, ?tutoring? during every basketball practiceand thefutureof theSMSbasketball team to Laurel Lund; my driverslicense, atirefrom my car, 10% of my futureincome and asigned autograph if I makeit big to Addie Hook and Ava Cohen; HonorsMarginalized Voices in Literatureto Scarlett Putnam; every book that I haveever read to Jourdan Russell; socks with holes in them, apples everyday, weird lunch combinations and Gold Peak tea to Sadie Dattel; the library, spray deodorant, babysitting Sadie Dattel and Joakim Dodson to Genesis Martin; TimotheeChalamet (my second boyfriend) to Bianca Dishmon; Coach Norton to McCall Ward and Caesy Scobey; my neighborhood (including every house in it) to Lillie Ireland; my practice jersey missed layups and thegroup chat that no onetalkson to the SMS basketball team; basketball no coachesto all the fallen sophomore hoopers; my badge (that I never have) to Lauren Ehrhart; daily singing videos from choir to Landry Boswell; unnecessary commentary and overall confusion to third period AP Statistics; themintsin theofficeto Ms Evans; fit checks, floss, M&M?sand our onlinetextbook to Mr V ; Keanu Reevesand too muchpopcornto Ms Dunlap; my chipped toothand itsmedical billsto St Mary?s
Accomplishment: Takingway too many APs
Apology: I apologizetoDr Sorinfor dropping APBio.
Accomplishment: I directedaplay
Apology: I apologizeto Mr Brooksfor crashinghis Chemistry classeswhenI'm bored
Accomplishment: I amthetrueMs Segars' dupe
Apology: I apologizetoMme Brownfor beingthebest FrenchClub president ever
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ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Elaina " Lainey" Santos
I, Elaina Santos, of Alabama football, overdoing most things, unnecessary loudness and ?it?s everyday, bro,? hereby leavetheClassof 2029 Friday mornings applejuiceand borderlinestalking children to Emily Smith Evie Fore and Elizabeth Scott; Coach B, theentirelacrosseteam, my D1 lax dreamsand getting ?locked in? beforegamesto Leighton Visinsky; my personal problems, Saturday morningsand left Twixsto Sarah Grace Gulla; my never-ending excusesand boy problemsto Coach Claire; proper flag football equipment latenight park practices and future powerpuff DUBS to the Class of 2025; my loud singing and short attention span to Mr Nichols; low attack, ball fakes and rolling the crease to Lily Kate Heard, Emily Poindexter, Charlotte Stakem Addison Elliot and Ali Barton; my positive attitude and love for lacrosse to Lily Kate Heard; my anxiety, migraines, fear of running, ?turkey country, let?sride?and extremepassionfor lacrosseto Coach John Bartholomew; True North, TMP and awkward dinners with youth leaders to Emily Smith, Anna Harwell, Evie Fore and Mary Paige Scott; my raw passion for Powderpuff out-of-pocket comments at lax and future lift maxesto Marlee Bostick; my happinessand hypenessin all of life'sendeavorsto Sophia Sandavol, Josie Block and Amelia Block; my phone, class interruptions and off-topic questions to Mr V; and finally my deepest gratitudetoanamazing12-ishyearsto St Mary?s
Ruth Ann " RAS" Seale
Accomplishment:
I survivedtheFrance tripphoneless
Apology:
I apologizetoall my mathteachersfor my treacherousmath abilities
I, Ruth Ann Seale, of Dory, Fenty Beauty, deleting snapchat, ?RASing? and thePurpleParty, hereby leaveParis adventures Fabian Room 312 and RBG chants to Averie Howell and Reeya Sharma; Ms Fletcher her new child and art breakdownsto Adriana McDonald and Lydia Glomski; Columbus, Ohio adventures, running into ropes, long gloves and trap tournaments to Lilly Longsworth and Averie Howell; the most wonderful high school experience and the snack line to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; the trap team and youth group to Julie Kyle; Snapchat loginsto Kennedy Polk; Mr Smith, theAPCurve and odd smellsto F1 Comp Gov; MahaVirk, AP US Gov, the Purple Party, hallway chats, Crosstown scandals and my whole heart to Anna Smith (and her dinosaur pencil pouch); Anna Smith and the Cestaros to Claire Dyer; tennis memories and Coach Matt to Erica Ormseth and Anum Raza; my mental breakdowns, my friendship, my issues, ditching meetings sophomore year and all of my love to Ms Askew; my abundance of tardies and senior chocolate visits to Ms Evans; sassiness Global Scholars Versailles showdowns and solving global issues to Mr Nichols; the entire restaurant industry to Ms Love; F2 workoutsto Coach Claire; cooking on GoogleMeetsand theentirestateof Louisiana to Mr Brooks; FLETCHLAP and my love for art to Ms Fletcher; the best ALAPP ever, so many laughsand theInstagram account to the future members of FLETCHLAP; and finally thepast six yearsof my lifeandmy loveto St Mary?s
Gracie " GSHY" Shy
I, Gracie Shy, of milk, grak, incredible mom jokes, after school snacks, long socks and Wally Funk, hereby leaveJersey Mike?s, topher, ballroom shoes, ?Descendents,?busbuddies, popsicles, thebest gas station, LEDs, Nashville visits, lan and all my love to Landry Boswell; way out-of-pocket insults, hairbrushes ?thebusdidwhat??andlate-night Facetimesto Ava Cohen; dosedaughter campAva?slate hours, envy, nut bar extra sprinkles, khaki and Coach Allison?s laugh to MC Smith; do seven, my happiness and endless high fives at the line to Shelby Williams and Carroline Robinson; ALAPP toursandlong driveshometo Mary Porter Feild; Grady (maybe), 13-year-old boy humor andmineand Annie's kid to Josie Block; Charvid Chark Attack CHARR bullying and sideline clowning to Charlotte Stakem; panther, theNashvillecarpoolsand your lonelinesswithout usto Lily Kate Heard; my Skittleobsession and the best high school years to Ella Townsend; Proofsto Eliza Herman; Ryan Hall?s gatherings to Sophia Sandoval; lunch hours of tournaments and nut bar ambassadors to Lila Johnston; kneepadsto Ella Alpe; daisy dukes cank- slingshot and AMY to Amelia Block; theburden of being my idol and Leigh Leigh!! to Leighton Visinsky; theattack legacy to Emily Poindexter; all of Hayden?s belongings to Parker Hedges; cotillion rep to Averie Howell; the best nickname our friend grouphasever created to Hannah Chatellier; UltimateProject x partiesto Claire Ledbetter; unlimited selfies workout room hanging without working out and picky playlists to Coach Claire; my shooting fears, sulking, insiderollsandSawyer?sfutureto Coach B; my constant hunger to Ms Evans; Lil Ophie insults, FUNK, tornado day and incredibly clean notes to Mr Soun; and finally, my 15 years of memoriesandbest friendsto St Mary?s
Accomplishment: I know theentire Alabamafootball roster
Apology: I apologizeto Mr McCallafor sharingtoomuch of my personal life
Accomplishment:
I amWally Funk'scousin
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Bielskisfor makingher gotothestoreevery week toget moresnacks for our ravenous ALAPP
Accomplishment:
I startedthepetitionthat got 400signaturesagainst school uniforms
Apology:
I apologizetoDr McFaddenfor my horrendousLatincareer and never showinguptoonline class
Gabby " Garb" Smith
I, Gabby Smith, of never being at school, hereby leave the trap team, Turkey squad and national title to Lauren Massey; Sephora hauls, the senior lot and a million visits to Dallas to Scarlett Putnam; Lana del Rey presidency and the electoral college to Mr Smith; awkward hallway stops, gummy candies and all my love to Sadie Dattel; the multiverse club, YIG struggles and MCU talk to Caroline Hunt; my hundreds of absences to Ms Evans; the trap coaches, waking up at Georgia?sand all my high school knowledgeto Ivy Carls; my "Twilight" obsession to Ms Love; andlastly, lost Dior lipoils, stealingclothesandcoolest Jalenak statusto Kyra Jalenak
Camille " Camilk" Smith
I, Camille?Camilk'' Smith, leaveJeff, Torchy?s, babysitting Sarah, that onescenefrom ?Hereditary?and that creepy wolf from ?Pussin Boots2?to Natalie Smith; Mr Smith, Evan, Mock Trial busand ? birthday?to Karnes; being theresident plague doctor to Ella Curlin; being theGreat Gnometo Lizzie McQueen; ?Go Saints" being Averie?sPR manager and misogyny to Reeya Sharma; my eyeliner pencil ?Elle Woods! Sorry my mistake!? and Ben Cheng to Elle Fowler; Squishmallows cows and iced vanilla lattes to Stella Pitzer; BuzzFeed quizzes and Elle Woods energy to Montana Pierce; Stella and Natalie to Sarah Blen; Aerie flare leggings and power to Lacy Ferell; Gartic Phone to Charlotte Hernandez, Aleesha Awan, Lily Coggin, Day Galbreath and Baylus Schaffler; ?London Bridge'' by Fergieto Maya Iyengar; being theInstagram influencer of the Mock Trial team to Averie Howell; Lana Del Rey vinyl to Bianca Dishmon; being in an eternal Reputation era to Caroline Hill and Mary Elizabeth Dyer; the sickest shoe game to Hana Barber; the blue couch in Ms Segar?s room to Helen Dunlap; parisian bathrooms to Quill Ferguson; Miss Independent to Zoe McMullen; the Sims 4 enemies-to-lovers and Monster High to Alice Lee; Phoebe Bridgers to Anna Smith; all the Instagram hype to Kate Wolfkill; Belles Lettres ballots to Celia Poag; kleptomaniacy to Anum Raza; Laura?s boy problems to Izzy Issaacs; ?A Little Life? by Hanya Yanagihara to SJ Jordan; MUSTC to Erin Dambrie; Torchy?s queso, male social hierarchy tests and squishmallows to Ms Segars; aPepsi-Colacaketo Mr Brooks; classical influenceand camp to Ms Prillaman; President of theBeg to Differ Fan Club to Ms Loden; Le Mot to Dr Brown; a lot of love and appreciation to Ms Brooks; goblin mode to Ms Love; Mock Trial, Bill Clinton impressions, Girl Scout cookiesand sad emails to Mr Smith; adding ?Gone Girl? by Gillian Flynn to the Women?s Studies curriculum to Ms Bielskis; hating ?Pygmalion? to Ms Ray; all of my trips to Starbucks and absences to Ms Evans; thestatisticsmusicvideo withTimothéeChalamet to Mr V; andlast, but certainly not least, coffeeto Julie Kyle
Mia " So-fk-er" Soefker
Accomplishment: I listenedtoover 4,100hoursof music inhighschool
Apology: I apologizeto Mr Smithfor correctingall of hisspelling mitakes
I, Mia Soefker, of Miami and the library, leave the library, car rides, weird boys, good music, free therapy, roast sessions, uwu, daily lunches, Paulina and soccer to Sadie Dattel; confidence and uncontrollable laughter to Coach Patrick Kabano; the ability to get through F1 and F2 without dying of starvation and singing to Mr Smith; cupcakesand smilesto Mr V; art class, music sessions, thebest complimentsand anew car to Virginia Skipworth; my sanity and prom to my right-hand man, Ms Dunlap; Mr Smith, PhoebeBridgers, theUnited StatesGovernment and Mr Smith?ssanity to Anna Smith; ?I?m sorry, pleasejust let medrop it?to Dr Stakem; music history, theater and resilienceto Evie Bartlett; theright sideof thefieldto Jocelyn Oropeza; soccer goalsandthetopof thefieldto Bronwyn Saatkamp; ?scholars?field napsand my littlesister to Ms Rogers; treats Chick-fil-A sandwiches hugs endless love and violin to Casey Jang; endless comfort, love and support to Ms Bielskis; the soccer goal and invisibleearmuffs from Patrick to Mac Gray and Lauren Watson; Chickasaw and forever friendship to Charlotte Stakem; life-changing classes to Ms Ray and Ms Segars; bus rides to Laurel Lund; every sport there is to Leighton Visinsky; flossing to Ana Thompson; hallway smiles and squishmallows to Helen Dunlap; next year?s soccer fateand Paulina?ssafety to Julia Jabbour, Bronwyn Saatkamp, Mary Paige Scott, Laurel Lund and Kat Rogers; daily updates (videos) on Mr Smith?s classes to Lilly Longsworth; ?can you cover my shift?? and complaints from Karens to Lillian Nazarova and Scarlett Putnam; lifesaving moments to Ms Poag; and lastly, tears love laughs manateesandmy preciousPaulinato St Mary?s
Accomplishment:
I have400 StarbucksReward points
Apology: I apologizeto Mr McCalla for accidentally stealingyour calculator
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Class of 2023 Legacies.
Reese " Reesie Roo" Suddarth
I, ReeseSuddarth, of horribleeyebrows, theater and Chamber, leavethehead of thealto two part (especially on ?My Soul?sBeen Anchored?) to Genesis Martin; Graciethealpacaand theunderstudy roleof Mother Superior to Phoebe Jenkins; my bonk hammer to theinfamous Green Room group; themusic standsand random chairs in the chapel that you no longer have to carry to Erin Dambrie, McNaron Gray and Lily Coggin; the best Scottish songsever and being themain speaker in monstersto Karnes; my gluten-freelunchesand cast dinners to Elle Fowler; my shows that you couldn? t be in because of sports to Lauren Watson; coffee runs that you would pay for to Day Galbreath; my wonderful Genshin Impact luck (useit wisely) to Baylus Schaffler; hugs to and from lunch to Lauren Ehrhart; candy, dancesand Walgreenstripsto Lower School kids in " Sound of Music" ; squishmallows and aftershow flowers for her wonderful help to Celine Kim; the title of ?Best Stage Manager Ever Known? to Adrianna McDonald; senioritis to Katherine Williams; my science notes, even though you?re smarter than me but you may need them soon enough, to Hana Barber; yarn for your future endeavors to Saniya Young; Ms Millen?s homeroom to Abigail Fernandez; my five-star weapons to Tracy Zhang; thestinky green room couchesand Lakeshoreto Lacy Ferrell; Mr V?sroom, especially hiscouches, to Mia Engelberg and Emmie Infeld; theawkward conversationsbetween our parentsaswearein playstogether to Elizabeth MacQueen; andfinally, my creativewriting papersto Lydia Glomski
Darla " Dalla $" Suitt
Accomplishment:
I'vetakenLatinevery year of highschool
Apology:
I, Darla Suitt, of ?I can? t drive? and always in Segars? room, leave hallway hugs, Converse, theater, silent conversationsin P&Pand thetitleof ?Best Freshman?to Lilly Coggins; MUSTC, Starbucksrunsand being late to rehearsal to Erin Dambrie; car rides to work, complaining in Segars?office and my French skills to Alice Lee; all the Latin I know, DMF and every single Latin moment to Elizabeth McQueen, Maggie Kustoff, Natalie Smith and Blaney Rowe; meat pies thegraceof Sister Barb and Fockler to Elle Fowler; taking careof Elle and Joe and keeping the theater company sane to Phoebe Jenkins; SMS Theater company, every bit of patienceI have, amillion hugsand random hiking plansto Adriana McDonald; complimenting Ms Loveto the Belles Lettres Staff; all my F1 freesto Ms Poag; flower drawingson theboard sitting on thefloor and ?Lifeof Pi? to Ms Goodman; my hand as a ?Hamlet? prop, three-word poems and love for poetry to Ms Ray; highlighter to Stella Pitzer; hellosandgoodbyesto Yusra Siddiq; ?You don? t know my life,?all my freeperiods, my foster MOL kid titleand Torchy?squeso to Ms Segars; theterms?social construct?and ?social darwinism? to Dr Sorin; tearsfrom term paper, peace-signs, Friday ALAPPsand lifeupdatesto Dr Lyon; GSA and letting mesit onthefloor to Ms Bielskis; amillionthanksandhugsto Ms Brooks; Bel Let, ?canI leaveALAPP??and all thecomplimentsin thisworld to Ms Love; dad jokesto Mr V ; Rachel Larkinsand talksabout Puget Sound in the car to Emily Larkins; suddenly appearing at the end of Putnam, sneaking in open sodas to thechanging rooms, Fudgeandtakingcareof MUScrew to Sarah Blen
Ainslee " America's Got Talent" Taylor
I, AinsleeTaylor, of always being injured, byslexic girl, photo girl and totaled cars, hereby leave bothering Bob, Patrick and Ricky to Bronwyn Saatkamp, Mary Paige Scott and Kat Rogers; Gatlinburg hotel hallway incidents to Laurel Lund and Charlotte Stakem; lunch chairs loud convosand medicinerunsto MC Smith, Claire Dyer, Helen Dunlap and Claire Chauhan; car wrecks just for Jerry?s to Bes Summers, Jennings Goode and Charlotte Stakem; letting me complain 24/7 about literally nothing and helping me when you really don? t have time to Ms Askew and Dr Stakem; new friendship to Ava Cohen; 15 minutes of my lunch from fifth to twelfth grade to Ms Ross, Nurse Caroline, Nurse Guyton and Ms House; Riley Stewart to Lillian Nazarova and Anna Harwell; LeBonheur tripsat threeam running red lightsjust for McDonalds, then lemon lady falling and tears being shed, Poke Bros everyday, weird dances in costumesand being likeanother littlesister to Clementine Taylor; Facetimecallswhenever, car ridesand seeing you literally everywhereto Sadie Dattel; fall break beachtrip, morning car rides and smoshumsto Katie Piper; Red Koi runs, kneeproblems, sad TikToksand so much moreto Charlotte Stakem; broken computers, chairs by Poag, Target runs, Carillon meetings, any blue candy and drinks, ?oh wow? ,? Gus, mono, navy crewnecks, large sprite with vanilla and raspberry, devil lamp, making me swim, hissing at people and short people to Riley Stewart; morning car rides, goodnight forehead kisses, the middle school office, all the clothes in my closet (you already have most of them), your personal chauffeur, Ms Metz, all my assets and beingthebest littlesister ever to Emery Taylor
Accomplishment:
I listenedto1.5monthsworthof music in2022alone
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Evansfor havingtosearchfor mejust to findmeasleepintheden
Maze Taylor
I, MazeTaylor, of naptime, IncrediblePizzaand pink hair, hereby leaveMs Millen?sonly desk to Iris Trentham; complainingabout art to EvieBartlett; my whiteplatformcrocsto Lydia Glomski; ?Gemini Rights?by SteveLacy to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; Ms Wilson's office to Saniya Young, Rian Tyler, Hannah Burt and Adrianna Meachum; Statistics napsto Mr V ; Art History imagequizzesto Saniya Covington; MsAskew?sstudy room to Helen Dunlap
Lea " without an H" Thomas
I, Lea Thomas, of ?your mom? jokes, overusing ?slay,? the under five-feet club and dress-code violations, hereby leave Tatler to Averie Howell and Molly Kirshbaum; Facing History and last year?soutdoor lunchesto Helen Dunlap; Covid during senior speechesand ditching winter formal to Florence Yu; snack visits and accidentally skipping Beta Club to Ms Akers; constant AP Calculus BC complaining to Caroline Hunt; off-topic AP Bio conversations to Dr Sorin; 10/10 nachos to Sage Dining; thebeginning of JSA to Ms Karol; JCC lifeguarding to Mia Engelberg and Lily Kate Heard; world-ly complaining to Mr Nichols; BBYO x JSA to you know who you are; the U S Government andthe10 question test to Mr Smith; iconic Tatler art to Ellis Rougeou; morning drives toschool withStellafrom beforeI coulddriveto Sarah Blen; thebest JSA emailsandsecretary-ing to Eliza Herman; my pre-swim meet anxiety to Mary-Kate Kalodimos; semi-beef-full and not turning in FRQ packets to Mr Soun; IC ?23 and the last remaining Jalenak to Kyra Jalenak; the past six yearsof stressto St Mary?s
Accomplishment:
Accomplishment:
I survivedSMS
Apology:
I apologizetonoone for nothing
Julia van " Loser" Hoozer
I Julia Van Hoozer of being late because my cat was sleeping on me College Board losing my AP exam, keeping thevending machinein theBuckman alive, posting up on @turkeynation and snoozing in Weir Study, hereby leave the school and leave all my former responsibilities and obligations to no one I apologizeto everyonewho thought they would receive ashout out but know I am doing you a favor by givingyou nothingtofeel responsiblefor asyouhaveenough responsibilities May my legacy rest inpeaceat SMS(thishadtobe100words)
Accomplishment: I went tothenurseevery day of highschool
Apology: I apologizetoDr Sorinfor leavingyour classsomany timestogotothebathroom
Accomplishment: I survivedhighschool
Apology:
I apologizetoMr Sounfor not spendingenoughtime focusing oncalculus.
I amaproat GenshinImpact
Apology:
I apologizeto Ms Evansfor not beingableto cometo detentions becauseof Chamber practices
I apologizeto Dr Lyonfor interruptingall of hisFriday ALAPPSfor an "update session"
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SCHOOL
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL
Class of 2023 Legacies.
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Maha " liluzivirk" Virk
I, Maha Virk, of sharks, ties, Rhodes College and Toby, hereby leave my mental breakdowns, lunch chairs, being way too loud in the breezeway, cross-country trips and getting yelled at by Coach at every practice to Claire Dyer; cross-country tripsand theEnlightenment to Addison Elliot; conversationswith Claireto Helen Dunlap; carpooling, Shifa?shouse, thegolf carts, car rides, Dunkin? , mailbox, brown movies, looloopookie? , brown life, coconuts, Target runs, poetry class and aggressive physical contact in the halls to Anum Raza; rager room 908 Nutter Butters medical procedureroom 908 Powderpuff YIG & MUN thechairs frolicking in the halls, my ALAPPS, Germantown, scary movies, Target, trying not to laugh during AP Lang and everything I?m not supposed to tell peopleto Anna Smith; rager room 908, Nutter Butters, medical procedure room 908 Pakistan and Muslim boys to Sarah Moon; always being injured during XC to Yusra Siddiq; awkward eye contact and conversations in the halls, the drive to Powderpuff, Facetime, Desmond Bane and occasional deep convos to Aleesha Awaan; awkwardness to Hafsa Quereshi; Dylan O?Brien and staring at each other in the halls to Sophie Fernandez; suffering through track workouts together to Mollie Wexler; awkward poetry readingsto Mary Paige Scott, Lily Hirsh, Emily Smith and Ellis Rougeou; thelunch chairs, ugly Derby Day pictures and fighting me in thehallsto Claire Chauhaun; high-fiving during track practices to Abigail Fernandez; my life crises on your couch and ALAPPSto Ms Love; running my life updates my occasional rants and my lack of leadership abilities during practice to Coach; all my last period frees to Ms Poag; my fear of speaking to Ms Ray; out of pocketness to Dr Brown; failing out of pre-BC and mental breakdownsto Mr Soun; andlastly 11yearsof painandhappinessto St Mary?s
Elizabeth " Lizzy" Wen
Accomplishment:
I amknownas"that Harry Potter girl "
Apology:
I apologizeto DMFfor interruptingclass becauseI'm hungry
I, Elizabeth Wen, of Universal Studios, Harry Potter lanyardsand blondebangs, hereby leavethetitleof golf senior to Adriana McDonald; daily lunch updates during humanities and ?Mmm, sour cream? to DMF; the Humanities Irish jig to Katie Hill; conversationsand chocolateto Ms Evans; ?My Soul?sBeen Anchored?to Chamber?s first sopranos section; a broken computer to Naomi Betapudi; Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dance to Saniya Young; Grogu to Ms Goodman; Itto?sconstellationsto Eliza Lawhead; K-pop and all my biasesto Lydia Glomki, Celine Kim and Day Galbreath; Love?sfourth period freeperiod/study hall to Sophie Jordan Stella Pitzer Lydia Glomski and Sarah Blen; ?A Business Proposal? and zipper mishaps Afifa Shah; pretty party dresses to Phoebe Jenkins, Lacy Ferrell, Afifa Shah and Evie Bartlett; my Harry Potter lanyard to Erin Dambrie; the whole golf team to Hana Barber; bad recorder music to Ms Loden; senior speech ideasto Ms Rogers; hallway greetingsand being eccentric to Ms Love; Vietnamese name pronunciations to Dr Lyon; the title of best club sponsor to Ms Bielskis and Ms Love; spilled champagne glasses to Lily Coggins; wrong names to Mr V ; my chair in the first soprano section to McNaron Gray; my third quarter F in Honors Chem to Ms Dunlap; tears on stage and senior circles to Ms Ragan and Ms Madden; always eating in class and love for Priscilla to Mrs Millen; my love and support to Charlotte Hernandez; love and a box of Godiva chocolate to Ms Kim; dresses that barely fit to Elle Fowler; falling asleep on the desk next to the window to Ms Ray; fantabulous outfits to Mother Miranda; and lastly, anunfinishedtermpaper to Dr Lyon, Ms Bielskis and Ms Akers
Accomplishment: I wasinthetop 001%of Lil Peep's listeners
Apology: I apologizetoMs Lovefor occasionally dumpingmy life problemsonher
Amor " Moneybagg Mo" Williams
I, Amor Williams, of never partaking in school activities, hereby leave my role as ?Best Dressed?to Montana Pierce and Amirah Abdus-Salaam; all of my loveand daily rants to Ms Wilson; thejunior commonsto Laurel Lund and Scarlett Putnam; my dancebag to Rian Tyler; thecrazy kidsdanceclassto Helen Dunlap; ?Hey Gang!?to Mr V; never coming to ALAPP to Mr Nichols; Steve Harvey?s game show position as the host of ?Family Feud?to Jocelyn Oropeza; atwo pack of Jergens lotion to Kamryn Keith; and thehardest, most painful sevenyearsof my lifeto St Mary?s
Callie " Frannie Lou" Wittmann
Accomplishment: I know thelyricstopretty much every Sondheimsong
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Goodmanfor interruptingyour conversations totalk about KevinWilson.
I Callie Wittmann of fake ginger hair excessive hallway singing and a messy den cubby leave MUSTC, Fudge, Fockler, KJ and Posson to Lacy Ferrell, Elle Fowler, Sarah Blen, Baylus Schaffler and Erin Dambrie; Dungeonsand DragonsClub, curly hair tipsand late Tatler articles to Ella Curlin; my sister Maren to US teachers; $50 in advance for the vending machinefor my sister because shewill comebother you for it to Ms Ross; couch criesand midnight emailsto Ms Brooks; Kevin Wilson to Ms Goodman; and awinning Grizzliesseasonanda?legitimate?Proofsclasstomy mortal frenemy Mr Soun
Sophie " Fifi" Younker
Accomplishment: I never gotoany school events, purposefully
Apology: I apologizetoMr Nicholsfor barely comingtoALAPP
I Sophie Younker of claiming I?m not a theater kid burning myself out and hoarding too many gift cards hereby leave my role of featured dancer to Elle Fowler; my weird interpretive dances in anatomy and taking care of Dr Sorin to Caroline Hunt and Mary-Kate Kalodimos; ?twah herunin about the braes,? band and choir tour dramaand taking careof Ms Millen to Karnes; ?OPEN YOUR EYES,?icefoot baths, thesmell of biofreeze, tiger balm, feet and long walkstotheMTSU dining hall to Rian Tyler; theroleof JD in ?Heathers,? theworst quick changesever and all of my Von Trapp sibling loveto Day Galbreath; screaming finger waves across the hall, making the most terrifying faces, sending weird TikToks to each other and my 18-hour-long theater playlist to Phoebe Jenkins; taking horrendous videos of the theatre boysat MUS, many latenightsat thetheater, and taking careof Mrs Ragan to Lacy Ferrell; Humanitiesmoments, staying up all night to finish projects and taking care of DMF to Katie Hill and Naomi Betapudi; harmonies that are quite literally impossible, theinteresting Christmas show and taking care of Ginato Erin Dambrie, Lilly Coggin and MC Hitt; spilling water bottles, dead pointe shoes, bruised toenails and blisters, ballet drama and taking care of Ms Mandy to Holden Taylor; struggling to stand up, ?you?re making my teeth itch,? llamas, ?sit down and contemplate your sins,? literal cult behavior and difficult harmonies to all of my Chamber gals; weird dad jokes lil Timmy Tim and struggling in Statistics to Mr V ; telling every little detail about my life fun conversations, hallway hugsand all of my loveto Ms Ray and Ms Segars; interpretivedances, strangeclass greetings, late nights working on posters or studying and being my literal best friend to Dr Sorin; hugs and kissesto Ms Kim; argumentsover stupid things, ?I loveyou babies,?strangetextsandbeingstupid together to Cindi Younker; ?beefy?longrantsand franticphoneconversationsto Ms Ragan
Accomplishment: I never havefreetime
Apology: I apologizeto Dr Sorinfor turning everythingyou teachusintoan interpretive dance
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28, 2023
Time Capsule.
Freshman year: A Derby Day Story
By CharlieLaMountain
Picturethis: you?reafreshmancircaAugust 2019 It?sDerby Day You?reexcited toparticipateina classicSt Mary?stradition, spendtimewithyour friendsandconnect morewithyour senior Youarea littlenaiveabout what Derby Day isactuallylike yes but what morecantherebetoit thansomesilly competitionsandgettingsmearedwithchocolatesauce?What youdon? t know ishow woefully unpreparedyouarefor what thegraduatingclassof 2020hasinstorefor you
After acoupleof hoursof competitions embarrassingly cringerapbattlelyrics(WEARETHEEGG YOLKS!) andslip?n?slides, thetimecomes Themoment you?veall been waitingfor: tobeplayfully coveredinchocolateand icecream But, hark! What?sthat smell, youask?It?salittle? savory A little? oily Oh, no Youlook toyour left andseeasenior SPRINTINGat youwithawater gun, and beforeyoucaneventhink about what ishappening youareCOVERED inwarm greasy canolaoil
Beforeyoucanfully react tothebarrageof sun-heatedcookingoil, fromyour right comesasenior you don? t evenknow withabrownbottle Toyour dismay, it?snot chocolatesauce It?snot whippedcream
It?snot icecream No It?safull plasticbottleof Sweet Baby Ray?sAward WinningBarbecueSauce
Withinafew minutes youandyour entiregradehavebeen turnedintoninth-grader-sized brisketsready for aslow roast Tothisday, thesmell of barbecuesaucestill makesyoualittlenauseous
It issaidthat theClassof 2023still can't washout theterriblesmell of theconcoctionof barbecue, ice creamandcanolaoil after multipleshowers, hopingtomakeit intimetothefirst MUSfootball gameof theseason
Junior year: More homework?????
Sorry, weweretoobusy withthishomework towriteanything:
Sophomore year: A Pandemic Surprise
By GraysonFinks
I think that wheneveryoneheard thewords, 'Your spring break hasbeenextendedtwo weeks' our initial reactionswereall positiveones However whentwo weeksturnedinto two semesters, my feelingschanged I wasalwaysthekindof person that hatedbreaking habits I liketowakeupat thesametimeinthemorning, takethesameroutetoschool andeat thesamefoodfrom thesaladbar inthecafeteria So when my new norm becamestayingat home, I hadnodesiretobreak that habit likeeveryoneelsedidby comingback tothecorner of Perkinsintwocohortsandmasked I completedmy entire sophomoreyear from home andif I?m beinghonest I?ddoanythingtotakeit back Althoughthat timeat homegavemeachancetofocusonmy own interestsandimprove my mental healthwhen it cametothestressof academicperformance, I really missed youall I missedmy morningsinthecommons andmy afternoonswalkingtothe parking lot I missedchoosingwhichsweatshirt towear withmy uniformskirt and seeing my artwork hanginthehalls I missedeverythingthat wasandstill isSt Mary's AndI am not prepared for how muchI?mgoingtomissit whenit?sgonefor goodnext year
Senior year: Full Circle
By CamHart
What isSt Mary?sif not thetraditions?First graderscarry thebluetotebag, second andthirdgradersareintheChristmaspageant, fifthgradersgotoJA Biztown, andsoon until youreachaday just likeBlack Friday or Baccalaureate or graduation But my personal favoriteinmy 12yearsheredefinitely hastobetheChristmasPageant Below issomethingI wrotefor Meaningof Lifefirst semester of senior year, reflecting onthis tradition:
?Last night at theChristmaspageant, I laiddownontheground of thechurchand listenedtothevoicesof thesecond andthirdgraders I closedmy eyesandremembered beingthem I remember ecstatically singingto?JesusChild?andtearing upduring ?LongTimeAgo?I couldstill remember thefeelingof theheat of thelightsandthe anticipationof themoment And, onelast time, I waspart of it againafter nineyears
Last night, I begantorealizethefinitenessthat wearelivingin I wasmouthingalongto thesongs, and I lookedaroundat my peers, whoI'veknownfor solong, their mouths moving, too Weall weretakenby thispowerful moment Wewerethosegirlsonthe stands, but 10yearslater Weweretheseniorswehadlookedupto What abeautifully bittersweet full circle?
That day, I had thought about how quickly timewent by Suddenly, therearen? t any traditionsleft tolook forwardto, except thefinal ones Beingasenior issomuchabout sayinggoodbyetotheplacewelove, andthetraditionof theChristmaspageant wasjust that: thebeginningof goodbyes
Blast from the Past
Story andphotosby HannahKerlan
Didthey ever findthosetwo missingcomputersor, onasimilar note, Ms Carsten?sAppleTV remote?Doesdry-eraseStanley liveinadifferent, morepermanent dimension?Couldwestart a Stanley revolutionif werevivedhisInstagramaccount? If wewerefrom New York wouldwehavedeemed theweather inDC warm?And finally wasMr Throckmortonreally rollingonthe floor laughing?Iconicmemoriesfrom nothingshort of aniconicclass?but whoarewetothink that wecouldhaveformedthesememoriesonour own (giveor takeafew influential antsand bedbugs)?So, therefore, thisbegsonemorequestion WherearethefallenTurkeysof theClassof 2023?Whiletheir namesmight bepainted over inpurple, let their wordsbe?read?
Marshall McGahey
Gwendolyn McGuire
Introduction:
I mMarshall McGahey I left St Marysafter eighthgradetogotoboardingschool " Hobbies, extracurricularsor future aspirations:
"I docommunity serviceevery day after school wherewegoandtutor kidsagedkindergarten throughtwelfthgrade I malsoaneditor of the ArtsandLiteraturemagazine"
Favorite SMS memory:
Literally, just my entireeighthgradescience class Itssuchacorememory of mine Ms Karol, I just remember her classsowell How have you changed since SMS?
SinceI didnt leaveSt Marysandgotoa different school inMemphis, boardingschool ingeneral haschangedmealot I definitely think I hadtobecomeway moreindependent I vejust hadtogrow upreally fast Like, I learnedreally how tobudget "
Thoughts on the" Fallen Turkeys" wall in the senior den where you were featured?
"I'mgladthat my memory asaturkey liveson I think that'ssofunny I missSt Mary'sso much I alwayssay that I didn't leaveSt Mary's toleaveSt Mary's I left to doboarding school It wasn't becauseI wasunhappy I still loveit alot andI missall of y'all dearly"
Introduction:
"My nameisGwenMcGuire I went to St Marysfromsixthgradetoeighthgrade In middleschool, I didModel UN andtrack and crosscountry I still dotrack andcrosscountry"
Favorite SMS memory:
"Probably theDCtrip that wasagoodtime I turned14onthat trip [Theclasssang"Happy Birthday"] ontheCapitol "
How have you changed since SMS?
"St Mary'sreally islikeabubble I goto publicschool now It'salot bigger whichI think isgoodandbad I just think it hasforced me youknow not that I wasever apushover but youreally need tobeloud andmakeyourself standout amongall thepeople"
Thoughts on the " Fallen Turkeys" wall in the senior den where you were featured?
"WhenI wasinmiddleschool, therewerealot of thingsthat I waslookingforwardtothat obviously I havent gottentoparticipatein, and soitskindof likeI did participatein painting thosecinder blocks"
Anything you want to say to the Class of 2023: I misseveryone Wedefinitely werekindof a dramaticclassinmiddleschool at least But, I feel likeeveryonehaslearnedhow tousetheir powersof chaosfor good Don't squashthat semi-chaoticpart of yourselves"
Introduction:
"I'm BellaYant I went toSt Mary's I guessI camekindof right inthemiddleof pre-k andwasthereuntil secondgrade Hobbies, extracurriculars or future aspirations: "Right now, I'mtheeditor of our literary magazine I mthinking accounting, but I m not 100%sure"
Favorite SMS memory:
"I think my favoritewouldbeFelicity Day I loveddressingupasher I remember wecross-stitched theornaments andI still havemine"
Thoughts on the " Fallen Turkeys" wall in the senior den where you were featured?
"I feel alittlespecial but I don't know I think that'sfun"
Anything you want to say to the Class of 2023:
" Fromtheperspectiveof someonewho hasbeeninboth situations, likegoing to schoolswith all girlsandthenwithboys andgirls, itsnot asuper big transition I feel liketheresmoregoing on, I guess, drama-wisewithboysandgirls, which soundsfunny But, I dont know, itsnot a big deal
Emme Rutherford
Introduction:
"I'mEmmeRutherford andI went to St Mary's upuntil eighthgrade Hobbies, extracurriculars, or future aspirations:
"I usedto dorunningin middleschool, andI hatedit I actually runnow for funevery day I did ahalf marathonin January I likegraphicdesign I want todothat in college"
How have you changed sinceSMS?
"I think in middleschool ?I talk about thisso muchwith my friends[inTexas] ?I usedtobe super shy Movingchangedthat so muchfor me I kind of hadto reachout to peoplemyself so it madememoreoutgoing"
Thoughts on the " Fallen Turkeys" wall in the senior den whereyou were featured?
"I'mreally honoredthat I wasonthewall because I feel likeI talk about St Mary'sto my friends hereso muchbecauseI wastherefor so long That really makesmy day
Anything you want to say to the Class of 2023: "I realize, lookingback, that it wasreally nicethat wehadasmall gradebecauseit felt likewewere all really closetoeachother Lookingat yall now fromanoutsideperspective, I cantell that you guysareall super closeandreally support each other I really hopethat youguyscontinuetodo that "
Graphic by Michelle Jun
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From the teachers:
What is the Class of 2023's legacy?
"EllieMonaghan'svoiceechoingthroughthehallwaysandOASIS" - Ms Brooks
"Sassy andlovable!" - Ms Segars
"Resilience!" - Ms Hogan
"Remote'learning' onasynchronousdays thoughmost of youwerepretty responsible - Ms Dunlap
Stronggirls! Thisisthefirst classtobreak intheStrengthandConditioningCenter!
- Coach Duncan
They werevery forgiving! I wasMs Stenbergssubwhen they wereinsixthgradeand hadnoideawhat I wasdoing!" - Ms Lyon
Favorite memory of the Class of 2023?
"Somany SendingKaelaout intothehall, Cam'sTrump/ClintonModern Myth
Wixie GraysonandElaina'sCharlotteDoylemovie lyingonthefloor listening to'A ChristmasCarol, Madisonalwayshavingabox of Teddy Grahams, usingCharlies Wordly Wisequizasthekey becauseI lost theactual key what afunny group of girls" - Ms Lyon
"Inthespring of 2020, I remember teaching/recordingvideosfrommy guest roomat homewithasmall whiteboard hungonthewall I coulddooneexampleandhaveto erasebeforeI couldmoveon My geometry classeswerevery patient aswefiguredout what onlinelearninglookedlikefor amathcourse!" - Ms Hogan
Middleschool PE, Just DanceintheMaker SpacewhiletheAWCwasbeingbuilt!
- Coach Duncan
"GoingtoFrancewithsomemembersof thesenior class" - Ms Askew
"Someof thefinal projectsweresogood Thechocolatecake, bagelsandcreamcheese ErinbashingKeanuReevesandthenapologizingtwo yearslater Erin cryingfor just a moment during Chemistry class Themassexodusout of my classduringthefirst week of school (I totally understand) Learningthat sophomorescanhost 'camps' for small kids(@AnnieCamp) Thelovely prom that youhostedat theColumns - Ms Dunlap
"Startingasateacher their freshmanyear!" - Ms Fletcher
Letters from teachers to the Class of 2023:
Dear Class of 2023,
Mr Smith: Youwill alwaysbevery special tomeasthefirst graduatingclassof my tenurehereat St Mary?s For thoseof youI havehad, nomatter what hasbeen goingon or how tiredI havebeen I haveALWAYSlookedforwardtoour timetogether I appreciatethepatienceyouhavehadwithmeasI haveadjusted toSt Mary?s andI haveespecially appreciatedthoseof youwhohavelaughedat my badjokes Youwill truly bemissed, eachand every oneof you But, don? t confusethat withasadthing
Thistimeinyour lifeisagloriousthing? youguysareready tomoveontoconquer the worldand doamazing things andI think I speak onbehalf of all of my colleagueswhen I say that I am eagerly lookingforwardtoseeingthethingsy?all dointheworld
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Ms Kerst: "My advicefor collegespecifically istodosomethingyou'venever donein termsof aclub, becauseyou'll endupmeetingpeoplethat younever thought youwould Alwayssay hi topeopleinpublicspaces, becausethat'salsohow youmeet people Havingthat 'new kid' feelingisokay"
Ms Askew: "A wholenew worldisabout toopenupfor you andI'msoexcited for you toget out thereintothereal world! Try andremember toalwaysbekind Alwaystry and seethingsfromother peoplesperspectivesbeforeyoumakejudgments Onthat note, try not tojudge Younever know what someoneelseisgoingthrough Keepbeingyour amazingselves! You'reall sosmart andtalented andbeautiful andstrong I can't wait to seewhat youall doinlife!"
Ms Fletcher: "Don't forget tobreatheonpurpose! Also, our thoughtscauseour feelings, sostopandthink about your feelingsinthemoment anddecidewhichones you'dliketokeepor part with Not easy, of course, but beneficial tokeepyoubalanced! If all elsefails makingart might lift your spirits andI encourageyoutomakeart anyway evenif youdon't haveareason to! Finally pleasewashyour brushes! :)"
Mr Soun: "Support theGrizzlies Wear Grizzliesgear around too"
Ms Lyttle: "First I want tothank theClassof 2023for makingour eighthgradeyear (DCtrip included) never adull moment, lotsof laughsandgoodtimes My advicefor your timeincollege: enjoy thebest timeof your lifeandremember if youareafraid to takethem hometomeet your parents, youmight needtothrow that FISH back andlook for another oneor maybecatchthemlater"
Ms Hogan: "Whenyoustart collegeinthefall takeadvantageof all opportunitiesyou can Whether that ismeetingnew people, trying anew activity, or takingacourseyou never consideredbefore, youwill learnalot from takingrisks I wishyouall thebest over thenext few yearsandbeyond Reachfor themoon, andknow that youwill always landamongthestars"
Ms Love: "Happy Black Friday! Pleasereadonfor an overview of all thethingsI need totell you: I havehad63reasonstosmileevery day for thepast year From last Black Friday tothisone, I haveloved every minutewithyou Thank you love, Love"
Ms Lyon: "Thank you, Classof 2023, for beingmy first real literaturestudents I learnedmorefrom youthanyou'll ever know, liketheimportanceof seatingcharts You mademelaughandtestedmy willpower daily, but I will never forget you"
Ms Dunlap: "Youareagoodbunch Youpursueyour passions- agoodthingevenif it makesteaching youalittletough Keepit up!"
Ms Karol: "'All I Really NeedToKnow I LearnedInKindergarten" but not really you learnedit ineighthgrade"
Coach Duncan: "May today bebetter thanyesterday but not asgoodastomorrow"
Ms Segars: "Don't go! Weloveyou! Can't wait toseeyouat AlumnaeWeekend2028 for your fiveyear!"
Ms Ray: " Remember what wetalkedabout at thecathedral that PEACEbeginswithin Remember that achangeof locationdoesnot bringpeacebut rather thechoiceof practicingpeaceevery day Youregrown-upsnow, for themost part, andamature personsingsthesonglikethis: 'Let therebepeaceonearth/ Andlet it beginwithME' I wishfor youall withenormouslove thepracticeof peace It'syour choice sochoose well " Ms Bielskis: ?You'regonnabegreat Just pleaseremember to? (1) GOtoclass (2) USE your professorsofficehours(promisethat youarenot theonly oneconfused+ beingable toask for helpisalegit lifeskill) (3) You knowyou, so youdoyouinthefaceof all your buddiessaying "Comeon comeout!" Stay strong my peeps (4) If youfindyourself ina relationship(any variety) that doesnot consistently lift youup, FREEyourself fromthat relationship You deservethat freedom (5) Get sleep But pleaserecognizethedifference betweengetting enoughgoodsleepandconsistently takingtothebed If youfindyourself doingthelatter ask for help Youareworthy of thehelp (6) Social mediaisalie (7) As toall those 4-ever happy peopleonsocial media youaregoingto behappy andyouare goingto besad, but ultimately youwill beok Youknow what todo (8) Social mediaisa lie A LIE (9) Avoidredundancy (10) Respect yourself "
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