Arienzale Family
1. Who stole the soap out of the bathtub?
THE ROBBER DUCKY
2. Why is Peter Pan always flying? HE NEVERLANDS
3. What is the best time to go to the dentist?
TOOTH-HURTY
Ibrahim Family
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back? ASTICK
Waters Family
AFamily Photo What’s the scariest plant in the forest? BamBOO!
Miner family
What did the drummer name his two daughters?
Annaone
Annatwo
"How does a taco say grace?"
"Lettuce pray."
"What did the ocean say to the beach?"
"Nothing, it just waved."
Butcher Family
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
FrAnthoni
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
JEE Family
Dad: I told my kids to embrace their mistakes, then they hugged me.
Hey kids, I got you Fortnite. But it will only last two weeks.
Daddy Kelfkens
Why do dogs love trees?
Because trees are all bark and no bite!
Fleming Family
Why did Dad cheat on his work test?
Answer: Beasure he ate too many “Cheetos”!
TSAKANOV FAMILY
Aman wanted a car but couldn't find one he liked and could afford. Finally, a salesman said, "I have a special car for you! It's cheap and runs if you give it 3 liters of water each day." So the man bought it and it worked well.
One day, he forgot the water, and the car stopped working. When he looked under the hood, he didn’t find an engine. Instead, he saw a hamster wheel and three tired ferrets!
Ong family
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Where did the cows go to celebrate Father’s Day?
To the mooooooo-vies
Glaros Family
What can fill a room but takes up no space? Light
What has hands but does not clap? Aclock
