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Ernie’s Incredible Illucinations A play by Alan Ayckbourn. Young Ernie has been worrying his mum and dad by his “illucinations” to use their own words. They take him to the doctor, and as Ernie tells of his illucinationssoldiers invading his home, his auntie taking on a fairground boxer, Dad rescuing a famous mountaineer in trouble these are enacted before us the audience. However, at Mum and Dad’s declaration that they are more than illusions and occurred, the doctor is, to put it mildly, sceptical. As a result, Dad tells Ernie to show the doctor by imagining something there and then. Ernie does so with astonishing results.






Baptiste | Kid Saracen and Lady
Aire | Referee
Kuro | Narrator and Man
Alden | Eddie and Librarian
Amber | Woman at boxing match


Alice | Ernie on night 1/First Barker & Second Librarian on night 2
Mozart | Receptionist and Fourth Barker
Wolf | Officer and Third Barker
Pete | Dad
Music | Second Barker and Attendant
Pinky | Mum
Ava | Patient, solider, and library attendee
Bay | Fun Fair attendee (and hair & make-up)
Liva | Fun Fair attendee (and hair & make up)
Erica | First Barker & Second Librarian on night 1/Ernie on night 2
Xinyi | Doctor
Alexandra | Auntie May and Tramp
Mr. Wood and Abi (Year 12) | Lighting & Sound
Mr. Warren | Set Design
Ms. Emery and Mrs. Case | Directors
























Special thanks to…
Jenny and Emily who have been an amazing help from organising, costumes, props, and script amendments, taking photos, reading in for absent cast members simply put ladies your help and support have made this show the fabulous success it is.
Kate thank you for your time, effort, and energy over the past 3 months we have made a great team directing this show.
Nick W and Abi thank you for your hard work with lighting and sound and all things technical.
Michael thank you for your creativity and time. Wow! The set is spectacular.
Laura for hours of organising props and costumes to use and for prompting as and when required.
Gaz and Sine for all things media, photographs, promotions, recordings, and the programme that you are viewing now.











