Honi Soit: Election edition, Week 5, Semester 2, 2017

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Name: 345 SRC Candidates

September 5, 2017 “The Voters” University of Sydney Camperdown, NSW, 2050 To whomst it may concern, Hey. Do you mind if I walk with you for a moment? I am interested in the advertised position at your Student Representative Council! I am a dynamic and inspiring student politics sector. My “involvement” in “activism” has helped me to develop an unbending sense of morality, as well as the ability to compromise those values to increase my social capital, something that speaks to my versatility as an employee. I have worked alongside many people who agree with me; we consistently and efficiently reach some semblance of a conclusion, while making time to subtweet one another anyway. This demonstrates my diverse opinions and varied talents. I also have fantastic interpersonal skills; I have over 3600 friends on Facebook. 531 likes on my DP and counting, and I estimate that as many as 15 per cent of those don’t fully hate me. I am confident that my absolute inexperience qualifies me for consideration. I look forward to accosting you, and discussing me, myself and I in more detail on Eastern Avenue. Or anywhere. I’m really keen to chat J Yours ~sincerely~, The 345 candidates running for SRC positions this year

HONI SOIT

Ps. Find my 345 CVs attached.

ELECTION EDITION / S2W6 / FIRST PUBLISHED 1929

passionate and enthusiastic young person currently seeking work in the


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