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Carbondale, CO 81623
February 2015
Volume 8 Issue 5
The Rampage
Roaring Fork’s cutest couple -Elle Derby
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hether holding hands in the halls or sharing a sundae at Peppinos, sophomores Ashley Hall and Jake Kelley share an undeniable bond. These two have been dating for seven months, winning the vote for the “2015 Cutest Couple” title at RFHS. The Rampage sat down and had a Q&A session with the lovebirds. Runners up were seniors Abe Hernandez and Yazmin Castillo, junior Matthew Wampler and sophomore Jasmin Lopez, and seniors Lalo Clemente and Yunira Gomez.
A: You can make it cheesy. J: I didn’t know her, I had
no idea who she was. I thought she was cool.
R: What has been your favorite memory together? J: The rope swing. A: No, definitely not. J: That was definitely the funni-
est.
Rampage: What do you like best about Ashley? A: No. Jake: Her big brown eyes... Actually, [the fact that] J: Oh, shooting! Duh. we’re both messy eaters. A: Ok, that’s what I was going to Ashley: No, Jake, say “eyes.” It’s more romantic. say. J: I talk too much, huh? Jake: Okay, her eyes. R: What is your favorite thing to do together? J: Watch movies, definitely. R: What is your favorite movie? J: Favorite movie is “Benchwarmers.” A: No! We need a better movie than that. J: No. “Benchwarmers” is great.
R: What was your funniest moment together? A: Ask us what our biggest struggle is. I like scary movies, and he doesn’t.
J: Oh, wait, no! Our biggest struggle is my hearing. R: What has been the funniest part of your relationship?
A: We are complete opposites. R: What were your first impressions of each other? J: No, the first time my dad met you. Both: (Laugh) A: Oh, yeah! The first time his dad met me, he A: I thought he was funny. said,“You’re really small... You’re a sophomore?” J: I don’t know how to say this without making it cheesy. R: How did you ask her out?
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In this issue:
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Unrivaled Love in the Valley (Page 2)
Abe Hernand
ez and Yazmin
Mayor Bernot Gives Inside Scoop (Page 3)
Castillo
A: We watched a movie together. J: And I wouldn’t sit with her.. A: And I said, ‘Are you gonna sit with me or not?’ J: And then I sat with her. A: Then, he was leaving, and he said “I have a ques-
tion: Should I cut my hair?” and I said, “No, leave it long.” Then, he said, “Ok. I have another question. Do you want to go out with me?” and I said, “Sure.” He said “Sure? That’s all I get?” and I said “Yes.’’
J: I sung it. Wait, don’t put that in, it was a joke.
The couple’s plans for Valentine’s Day consist of Jake’s homemade lasagna, roses, and flower petals but Kelley warned Hall not to get her hopes up. “Maybe just candles,” he said.
Flirtatious Faces: What Emojis Emote (Page 5)
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Gems of the Valley: Date Night Edition (Page 8)