Day 12 without the beach: lost hearing in my left eye
DAMN
I woke up sexy again
My doctor said I need to watch my drinking.
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.
Sorry I’m late:
CATALOG 2026
Now I stand in front of the mirror.
I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
“I’d like a Diet Coke please.”
“Is Diet Pepsi okay?”
“Is Monopoly money okay?”
I’m A Better Person When I’m Tan
In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.
My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation
Boss: you have been late 4 times this week. You know what that means?
Me: must be Thursday
My kids were walking from the house to the car.
96 is the new 69. Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up
I wish I had more middle fingers
If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8
I need a six month vacation, two times a year
“Who’s thinking outside the
Teacher: “Name a book that made you cry.”
Me: Algebra

Them “You need to listen to your body more.”
Body “You’re old and you want pizza.”
Hacker: I have all your passwords
Me: OMG thank you, what are they?
I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.
Gone to the beach.

Hi! We are Jennifer Neuguth and David Riordan.
We live in a super small town in Vermont. We love to ski, hike, travel, cook, kayak, bike— and just hang out! We are funny people, we like funny people, and we surround ourselves with loads of LOVE and ADVENTURE.
After an incredible ride building Drinks on Me, we’re passing the torch to two amazing guys: Dan & Gary Seehoff—a father/son duo and the founders of Sophistiplate. They share our passion for laughter, celebration, and bringing joy to everyday life, and we know they’re the perfect fit to take Drinks on Me to the next level.
Thank you for your love, support, and sense of humor over the years. We’ll still be cheering you on (with a coaster in hand, of course).
Cheers, J and D
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COASTERS – TOP 64
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Asking for a friend




I struggle between ‘I want to look good naked’ and pizza.




Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

I amuse the shit out of myself

So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?

Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach.


Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.

I whisper 'what the f**k' to myself at least twenty times a day.



Please. DO not invite me to outside events. It’s hot and I’m fat.

























COASTERS – HUMOROUS
It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition
Prayers needed. Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job.

I hate when people are eating yogurt and spend 30 minutes going apeshit scraping the container for every last drop. It’s fucking yogurt. Not cocaine











COASTERS – HUMOROUS
Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount.

As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.


Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
This whole ‘kill them with kindness’ thing is taking way longer than expected
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job

Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO.


“Do you run?” Yes.
Out of patience, fucks and money.


I woke up sexy again I wish I had more middle fingers


I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit.


Teacher: “Name a book that made you cry.”
Me: Algebra

Hacker: I have all your passwords
Me: OMG thank you, what are they?
COASTERS – HUMOROUS
If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8
It’s perfectly OK to talk to yourself and it’s perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it’s totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening.
Them “You need to listen to your body more.”
Body “You’re old and you want pizza.”
In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.
I
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Boss:
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3. Genie: Sue me.
SCENE At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin:
“Who’s thinking outside the box now, Carol?”

“I’d
“These are great sellers and sell faster than we can order. Customers stand at the display and read them






















COASTERS – PARENTING
































COASTERS – DRINKING
If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy.

My doctor said I need to watch my drinking. Now I stand in front of the mirror.


Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t work in the morning
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.
I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You are not tequila.





















COASTERS – MARRIAGE
My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about.

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.





Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like “I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t.”








sku #4999
Original HOOK-R
Neoprene bag that holds up to 6 coasters. Hangs on any bottle and also functions as a storage case.
HOOK-R $4.25 packed in 6’s


Product Pricing
Coasters are 4”x4” resin with cork backing. Made in the USA $2.25 each, packed in 6’s.

Cork Back

sku #4998
HOOK-R Design Set
hookr design set: 4 each of the 4 styles (total of 16 at $4.25 each) $68 sku #4994-4997 HOOK-r design styles $4.25 each min 6 per design



Each coaster display comes with a hook to hang your bands on. Suggest that customer band together sets to increase sales.

COASTER DISPLAY OPTIONS

Floor Rotating Display
Dimensions: 13”x13”x76”
Offset: 7 sets of coasters,
SKU #5002 Display only. You pick 64 coaster styles to fill, $200
SKU #5003 Display filled with our 64 best-selling coaster styles, $1064

Table Top Rotating Display
Dimensions: 13”x13”x32”
Offset: 3 sets of coasters
SKU #5000 Display only. You pick 32 coaster styles to fill, $80
SKU #5001 Display filled with our top 32 best-selling coaster styles, $512

Turn your tabletop display #5000 into a floor display #5002 with SKU #5006 Upgrade Display only. This upgrade attaches to your existing tabletop display creating a full 64 sku, floor display, $120
Offset: 4 sets of coasters
Tabletop Plexi Display
Dimensions: 22” x 26” x 7”
Offset: 2 sets of coasters

SKU #5004 Display only. You pick 24 coasters to fill, $70
SKU #5005 Display filled with our top 24 best-selling coaster styles, $394
Big Momma Rotating Display
Our only display which features both Coasters and Napkins
Dimensions: 16”x 30” x 5’
Offset: 1. 11 sets of 6 coasters $363 value OR 2. 11 sets of 6 napkins $379 value OR 3. 6 sets of 6 coasters with 5 sets of 6 napkins $370 value
SKU #8006 Display only $350 You Pick napkins and coaster styles to fill
SKU #8007 Display filled with our best-selling (59)coaster and (49) napkin styles, $2013.80
SKU #8008 Display filled with 118 best-selling coaster styles, $1943
SKU #8009 Display filled with 98 best-selling napkin styles, $2084.60
Free Display Signs
Branded Drinks On Me signs for your display. Made of the same high quality, resin coaster material

Napkins
Price: $
#REP
Replacement parts for displays $2 each

PARTY IN A BOX EVERYDAY



Napkin Box Sets•Mix of 25 different napkins
Cocktail napkins 5”x5”•$7.50 packed in 6’s

































NAPKIN DISPLAY OPTIONS

Floor Rotating Display
Dimensions: 13”x13”x76”
Dimensions:
Offset: 6 styles, 6 each
SKU #8000 Display only. You pick 32 napkin styles to fill. $200
SKU #8003 Display is filled with our 32 best-selling napkin styles, $766.40

Table Top Rotating Display
Dimensions: 13”x13”x36”
Offset: 3 styles, 6 each
Sku #8001 Display only. You pick 16 napkin styles to fill, $80
Sku #8004 Display is filled with our top 16 best-selling napkin styles, $363.20

Turn your tabletop display #8001 into a floor display #8000 with Sku #8002 Upgrade display only. This upgrade attaches to your existing Table Top display creating a full 32 sku, Floor display. $120
Offset: 4 packs of napkins
Each display allows you to display the front and the back of each napkin
5”x5” paper cocktail napkins 20 napkins in a package $2.95, packed in 6’s
Big Momma Rotating Display

Our only display which features both Coasters and Napkins
Dimensions: 16”x 30” x 5’
Offset:
1. 11 sets of 6 coasters $363 value OR 2. 11 sets of 6 napkins $379 value OR 3. 6 sets of 6 coasters with 5 sets of 6 napkins $370 value
SKU #8006 Display only $350 You Pick napkins and coaster styles to fill
SKU #8007 Display filled with our best-selling (59)coaster and (49) napkin styles, $2013.80
SKU #8008 Display filled with 118 best-selling coaster styles, $1943
SKU #8009 Display filled with 98 best-selling napkin styles, $2084.60
#REP
Replacement parts for displays $2 each
DISH TOWELS



















Folded with Hanger Flat






























KITCHEN TOWEL DISPLAY OPTIONS

Folded
#6999
Floor towel display, 16x16x72
Holds 32 styles, offset: 3 pks of 6, (retail value $252) $250.00

Dish towels 21”x28” 100% cotton $6.25 each, packed in 6’s
Flat
#6997
Preselected top 32 towel styles, 6 each with Floor spinner towel display, offset: 3 pks of 6 $1,450.00
#6998
Tabletop Towel display, 16x16x31
Holds 16 styles, offset: 1pk of 6 towels, (retail value $84)
$100.00
#6996
Preselected top 16 towel styles, 6 each with Tabletop spinner towel display, offset: 1 pk of 6
$700.00

#REP
Replacement parts for displays $2 each
CARDS















































































































































































































Cards are 5”x5” in cello packaging #100 recycled paper
Additional postage is needed to mail $2.25 each, packed in 6
#9998
Tabletop spinner card display Holds 32 styles
Dimensions: 13x13x32
Price: $80
Offset: 3 packs of 6 cards, retail value $81
#9997
Preselected top 32 card styles, 6 each with Tabletop spinner card display and offset 3 styles, 6 each ($81 retail value) $512

#9996
Preselected top 64 card styles, 6 each with Floor spinner card display and offset 8 styles, 6 each ($216 value) $1114
#9999
Floor spinner card display Holds 64 styles
Dimensions: 13x13x76
Price: $250
Offset: 8 packs of 6 cards, retail value $216

#REP
Replacement parts for displays
$2 each
BOOKS






BEACH
I’m
#8012
Beach Napkin Promotion
6 Beach Napkins
12 of each
10” x 11”x 13”
Free display $212.40

Beach cardboard display, holds 6 Napkins $25.00
#8013
Beach Coaster Promotion
12 Beach Coasters
12 of each
14” x 16” x 16”
Free display
$324

#8013b
Beach cardboard display, holds 12 Coasters $25.00
#REP
Replacement parts for displays $2 each
HOLIDAY












PARTY IN A BOX HOLIDAY



Napkin Box Sets•Mix of 25 different napkins

















Mary, exhausted, having just gotten Jesus to sleep, is approached by a young man who thinks to himself: what this girl needs is a drum solo











































#8005
Holiday Napkin Promotion
6 Holiday Napkins, 12 of each 10” x 11” x 13” Free display

#8005b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 6 Napkins $25.00
#8011
Holiday Coaster Promotion 12 Holiday Coasters, 12 of each 14” x 16” x 16” Free Display $324

#8010
Holiday Coaster Promotion
12 Holiday Napkins, 12 of each 14” x 16” x 16”
8011b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 12 Coasters $25.00 8010b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 12 Napkins $25.00 #REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

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I’m 100% sure that I called shotgun, why are you shoving me in the back?
Yea I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, man.
What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?
Asking for a friend
The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.
Kinda tired of having a “job” and having to “go to work” and “pay bills.”
Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
“I’d like a Diet Coke please.”
“Is Diet Pepsi okay?”
“Is Monopoly money okay?”
Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow... He is one lucky son of a bitch.
So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what? Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Welcome to the Shitshow I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.
I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits... Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing. Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.
The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.
Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO.
Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body
I don't fart.
I whisper in my panties.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...
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