2026 Drinks on Me Catalog

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Day 12 without the beach: lost hearing in my left eye

DAMN

I woke up sexy again

My doctor said I need to watch my drinking.

I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

Sorry I’m late:

CATALOG 2026

Now I stand in front of the mirror.

I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

“I’d like a Diet Coke please.”

“Is Diet Pepsi okay?”

“Is Monopoly money okay?”

I’m A Better Person When I’m Tan

In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.

My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation

Boss: you have been late 4 times this week. You know what that means?

Me: must be Thursday

My kids were walking from the house to the car.

96 is the new 69. Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up

I wish I had more middle fingers

If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8

I need a six month vacation, two times a year

“Who’s thinking outside the

Teacher: “Name a book that made you cry.”

Me: Algebra

Them “You need to listen to your body more.”

Body “You’re old and you want pizza.”

Hacker: I have all your passwords

Me: OMG thank you, what are they?

I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.

Gone to the beach.

SCENE At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin:
box now, Carol?”

Hi! We are Jennifer Neuguth and David Riordan.

We live in a super small town in Vermont. We love to ski, hike, travel, cook, kayak, bike— and just hang out! We are funny people, we like funny people, and we surround ourselves with loads of LOVE and ADVENTURE.

After an incredible ride building Drinks on Me, we’re passing the torch to two amazing guys: Dan & Gary Seehoff—a father/son duo and the founders of Sophistiplate. They share our passion for laughter, celebration, and bringing joy to everyday life, and we know they’re the perfect fit to take Drinks on Me to the next level.

Thank you for your love, support, and sense of humor over the years. We’ll still be cheering you on (with a coaster in hand, of course).

Cheers, J and D

Terms & Conditions

How to Order

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2. Order with your LOCAL REP, Drinks On Me is proud to work with the following rep groups:

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Opening & Returning Orders

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Payment

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Damages/Defects

Please, inspect all shipments immediately upon arrival. Please, contact Drinks On Me at drinksonme@sophistiplate.com within 4 days of receipt of damaged or defective merchandise or discrepancies in your order. Returned merchandise will only be accepted with a RA # and shipped back within 10 days of receipt

Returns/Exchanges

Wholesale merchandise may not be returned or exchanged. We only accept returns in the case of defective merchandise as noted above.

Custom:

We do custom coasters. The minimum is 200 per design. Please, contact drinksonme@sophistiplate.com to discuss.

Any questions, please email us at: drinksonme@sophistiplate.com or Call (877) 338-7853 to speak to a lovely human being.

Customer Testimonial

COASTERS – TOP 64

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COASTERS – HUMOROUS

Asking for a friend

I struggle between ‘I want to look good naked’ and pizza.

Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

I amuse the shit out of myself

So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?

Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach.

Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.

I whisper 'what the f**k' to myself at least twenty times a day.

Please. DO not invite me to outside events. It’s hot and I’m fat.

COASTERS – HUMOROUS

It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition

Prayers needed. Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job.

I hate when people are eating yogurt and spend 30 minutes going apeshit scraping the container for every last drop. It’s fucking yogurt. Not cocaine

Flight Attendant 1282
I’m the Mom 1283
Fold Laundry 1286
Cup of Ambition 1291
Prayers Needed 1293
Yogurt 1294
HR 1305
Groaning 1306
Salute 1307
Chapstick 1308 **
Bon Jovi 1309
Shitty You 1311
Cookies 1312
Stroke Hair 1313
Grudges 1314
Garden Naked 1315

COASTERS – HUMOROUS

Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount.

As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

This whole ‘kill them with kindness’ thing is taking way longer than expected

I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job

Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO.

“Do you run?” Yes.

Out of patience, fucks and money.

I woke up sexy again I wish I had more middle fingers

I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit.

Teacher: “Name a book that made you cry.”

Me: Algebra

Hacker: I have all your passwords

Me: OMG thank you, what are they?

Call Cops
Electric

COASTERS – HUMOROUS

If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8

It’s perfectly OK to talk to yourself and it’s perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it’s totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening.

Them “You need to listen to your body more.”

Body “You’re old and you want pizza.”

In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.

I

an

Boss:

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.

Me: But you said 3. Genie: Sue me.

SCENE At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin:

“Who’s thinking outside the box now, Carol?”

“I’d

“These are great sellers and sell faster than we can order. Customers stand at the display and read them

COASTERS – PARENTING

COASTERS – DRINKING

If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy.

My doctor said I need to watch my drinking. Now I stand in front of the mirror.

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t work in the morning

I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You are not tequila.

COASTERS – MARRIAGE

My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about.

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.

Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like “I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t.”

sku #4999

Original HOOK-R

Neoprene bag that holds up to 6 coasters. Hangs on any bottle and also functions as a storage case.

HOOK-R $4.25 packed in 6’s

Product Pricing

Coasters are 4”x4” resin with cork backing. Made in the USA $2.25 each, packed in 6’s.

Cork Back

sku #4998

HOOK-R Design Set

hookr design set: 4 each of the 4 styles (total of 16 at $4.25 each) $68 sku #4994-4997 HOOK-r design styles $4.25 each min 6 per design

Each coaster display comes with a hook to hang your bands on. Suggest that customer band together sets to increase sales.

COASTER DISPLAY OPTIONS

Floor Rotating Display

Dimensions: 13”x13”x76”

Offset: 7 sets of coasters,

SKU #5002 Display only. You pick 64 coaster styles to fill, $200

SKU #5003 Display filled with our 64 best-selling coaster styles, $1064

Table Top Rotating Display

Dimensions: 13”x13”x32”

Offset: 3 sets of coasters

SKU #5000 Display only. You pick 32 coaster styles to fill, $80

SKU #5001 Display filled with our top 32 best-selling coaster styles, $512

Turn your tabletop display #5000 into a floor display #5002 with SKU #5006 Upgrade Display only. This upgrade attaches to your existing tabletop display creating a full 64 sku, floor display, $120

Offset: 4 sets of coasters

Tabletop Plexi Display

Dimensions: 22” x 26” x 7”

Offset: 2 sets of coasters

SKU #5004 Display only. You pick 24 coasters to fill, $70

SKU #5005 Display filled with our top 24 best-selling coaster styles, $394

Big Momma Rotating Display

Our only display which features both Coasters and Napkins

Dimensions: 16”x 30” x 5’

Offset: 1. 11 sets of 6 coasters $363 value OR 2. 11 sets of 6 napkins $379 value OR 3. 6 sets of 6 coasters with 5 sets of 6 napkins $370 value

SKU #8006 Display only $350 You Pick napkins and coaster styles to fill

SKU #8007 Display filled with our best-selling (59)coaster and (49) napkin styles, $2013.80

SKU #8008 Display filled with 118 best-selling coaster styles, $1943

SKU #8009 Display filled with 98 best-selling napkin styles, $2084.60

Free Display Signs

Branded Drinks On Me signs for your display. Made of the same high quality, resin coaster material

Napkins

Price: $

#REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

PARTY IN A BOX EVERYDAY

Napkin Box Sets•Mix of 25 different napkins

Cocktail napkins 5”x5”•$7.50 packed in 6’s

Napkin inside Front
XMAS Window Seat 7126
XMAS Giving UP 7127
Sell Nudes
Favorite Child
Napkin inside
Allergic 7124
Blah Blah 7125
HR 7065
Grudges 7066
Umbrella 7063
Awesome 7064
Napkin inside
Front Back
Procrastinate 7067*
Ambition 7068*
Wealthy Dog 7073*
Life Is Short 7074*
Outdoorsy 7071*
Dog Named Me 7072
Unplug 7069*
Pooh 7070
Napkin inside Front
Napkin inside Front Back
Starbucks 7077*
Spite 7078
Dating After 40 7075 *
Honey Nut 7076
Smiles Today 7079*
Good Parent 7080*

NAPKIN DISPLAY OPTIONS

Floor Rotating Display

Dimensions: 13”x13”x76”

Dimensions:

Offset: 6 styles, 6 each

SKU #8000 Display only. You pick 32 napkin styles to fill. $200

SKU #8003 Display is filled with our 32 best-selling napkin styles, $766.40

Table Top Rotating Display

Dimensions: 13”x13”x36”

Offset: 3 styles, 6 each

Sku #8001 Display only. You pick 16 napkin styles to fill, $80

Sku #8004 Display is filled with our top 16 best-selling napkin styles, $363.20

Turn your tabletop display #8001 into a floor display #8000 with Sku #8002 Upgrade display only. This upgrade attaches to your existing Table Top display creating a full 32 sku, Floor display. $120

Offset: 4 packs of napkins

Each display allows you to display the front and the back of each napkin

5”x5” paper cocktail napkins 20 napkins in a package $2.95, packed in 6’s

Big Momma Rotating Display

Our only display which features both Coasters and Napkins

Dimensions: 16”x 30” x 5’

Offset:

1. 11 sets of 6 coasters $363 value OR 2. 11 sets of 6 napkins $379 value OR 3. 6 sets of 6 coasters with 5 sets of 6 napkins $370 value

SKU #8006 Display only $350 You Pick napkins and coaster styles to fill

SKU #8007 Display filled with our best-selling (59)coaster and (49) napkin styles, $2013.80

SKU #8008 Display filled with 118 best-selling coaster styles, $1943

SKU #8009 Display filled with 98 best-selling napkin styles, $2084.60

#REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

Napkin inside
Napkin inside

DISH TOWELS

Best Friends 6108*
Mr Rogers 6109*
Young and Fun 6110*
Struggle 6111*
True Friend 6106*
Song Lyrics 6107*
Folded with Hanger Flat *represents

Folded with Hanger Flat

Broke best friend 6114* Ran out of Coffee 6115* Professional help 6116*
Glitter body spray 6117*
Negative 6112*
Fireball 6113*
Wine Talking 6124*
Fired 6125*
Porn 6126*
Good Morning 6127*
Go to Parties 6128*
Hugged Me 6129*
Folded with Hanger Flat
Chicken Pot Pie 6130*
Pissed 6131* Don’t
XMAS Grinch 6100*
XMAS Peace on Earth 6101*
XMAS Blitzen 6102*
XMAS Hard to shop 6103*
XMAS Related 6104*
XMAS Merry Drunk 6105*
Folded with Hanger Flat

KITCHEN TOWEL DISPLAY OPTIONS

Folded

#6999

Floor towel display, 16x16x72

Holds 32 styles, offset: 3 pks of 6, (retail value $252) $250.00

Dish towels 21”x28” 100% cotton $6.25 each, packed in 6’s

Flat

#6997

Preselected top 32 towel styles, 6 each with Floor spinner towel display, offset: 3 pks of 6 $1,450.00

#6998

Tabletop Towel display, 16x16x31

Holds 16 styles, offset: 1pk of 6 towels, (retail value $84)

$100.00

#6996

Preselected top 16 towel styles, 6 each with Tabletop spinner towel display, offset: 1 pk of 6

$700.00

#REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

CARDS

Cards are 5”x5” in cello packaging #100 recycled paper

Additional postage is needed to mail $2.25 each, packed in 6

#9998

Tabletop spinner card display Holds 32 styles

Dimensions: 13x13x32

Price: $80

Offset: 3 packs of 6 cards, retail value $81

#9997

Preselected top 32 card styles, 6 each with Tabletop spinner card display and offset 3 styles, 6 each ($81 retail value) $512

#9996

Preselected top 64 card styles, 6 each with Floor spinner card display and offset 8 styles, 6 each ($216 value) $1114

#9999

Floor spinner card display Holds 64 styles

Dimensions: 13x13x76

Price: $250

Offset: 8 packs of 6 cards, retail value $216

#REP

Replacement parts for displays

$2 each

BOOKS

BEACH

I’m

#8012

Beach Napkin Promotion

6 Beach Napkins

12 of each

10” x 11”x 13”

Free display $212.40

Beach cardboard display, holds 6 Napkins $25.00

#8013

Beach Coaster Promotion

12 Beach Coasters

12 of each

14” x 16” x 16”

Free display

$324

#8013b

Beach cardboard display, holds 12 Coasters $25.00

#REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

#8012b

HOLIDAY

XMAS Grinch 6100
XMAS Peace on Earth 6101
XMAS Blitzen 6102
XMAS Hard to shop 6103
XMAS Related 6104
XMAS Merry Drunk 6105
Napkin inside
Napkin Xmas Nice-Ish 7086
Napkin Xmas Big Fat Bank 7087*
Napkin FFFFF FFFFF
Napkin Xmas Music 7085
Napkin Xmas Merry Drunk 7088
Napkin Xmas Spirit 7089

PARTY IN A BOX HOLIDAY

Napkin Box Sets•Mix of 25 different napkins

Mary, exhausted, having just gotten Jesus to sleep, is approached by a young man who thinks to himself: what this girl needs is a drum solo

Xmas Gift 1343
Jingle Bell Rock 1344 Merry Drunk 1345
Filthy Schmuck
Tonicah

#8005

Holiday Napkin Promotion

6 Holiday Napkins, 12 of each 10” x 11” x 13” Free display

#8005b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 6 Napkins $25.00

#8011

Holiday Coaster Promotion 12 Holiday Coasters, 12 of each 14” x 16” x 16” Free Display $324

#8010

Holiday Coaster Promotion

12 Holiday Napkins, 12 of each 14” x 16” x 16”

8011b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 12 Coasters $25.00 8010b Holiday cardboard display, Holds 12 Napkins $25.00 #REP

Replacement parts for displays $2 each

Custom Coaster Program

• Please send files as a high quality PDF or JPG

• JPGs need to be 1:1(square), atleast 288px and 300 DPI

• PDFs shoud be 4”x4” and all images used need to be 300DPI

• The corner will be rounded 1/4”, please make sure all artwork is set up to accommodate the rounded corners

I’m 100% sure that I called shotgun, why are you shoving me in the back?

Yea I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, man.

What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

Asking for a friend

The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.

Kinda tired of having a “job” and having to “go to work” and “pay bills.”

Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

“I’d like a Diet Coke please.”

“Is Diet Pepsi okay?”

“Is Monopoly money okay?”

Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow... He is one lucky son of a bitch.

So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what? Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly. Welcome to the Shitshow I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.

I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits... Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing. Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.

Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO.

Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body

I don't fart.

I whisper in my panties.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...

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