The Year of the Gloat

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Gloat

I hate to tell you I told you so

Well actually I really enjoy it

The Retrospective Warriors

Well sending them to school taught you something?

If you are so stu believe what th

I’m a Dr, if only you had listened?

You will never see a dentist but that’s what you If you insist get for having 2 sugars? football is a you only hav blame?

Well, you did go to the pub, couldn’t you just drink at home?

If only they had cancelled Christmas earlier?

If we had all pull

upid to hey said?

Just because you couldn’t normally afford to eat out didn’t mean you had to?

on thinking good idea ve yourself to

led together?

If you spend you benefit on fags what do you expect?

With all the savings during lockdown we have paid off most of our mortgage

If you shop at Primark you can’t expect it to last long?

Well, you voted for it so who’s fault is it now?

If you had gotten a private tutor, things could have worked out differently?

If you’d only listened to me then I wouldn’t have to prove

what a smug self-satisfied wanker I am

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