Talking Tactics

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Lets sit in the hole just behind of the front two.

Currently Labour’s position.

THE TACTICAL INSTRUCTION

All the top managers and police officers agree, you need to know how to organise your colleagues.

Keeping one step ahead of your opponent is crucial. Using statistical information, biometrics and the Christmas tree formation, we need clear tactical thinking if we are going to find a scapegoat.

touchline manoeuvres, always keeping your distance incase you are implicated

Crowd control “Herd them round the back, kettle them and photograph them, all in the name of prevention you understand”

The anti-fraud formation.

“Lets pray to God they don’t find out I’m useless”

The consultation process.

“Erm, I will have a think, get back to you shortly”

The involved formation.

“If I’m going down I’m taking you with me”

The “Q new uic k, w distra hat ctio ’s tha nal ap to ver proa the ch. re? ”

The protect yourself stance.

“I blame your lack of balls for this lack of progress”

The effective method, offering the path of less resistance.

“Squeeze the middle just a little bit more, they never revolt”

The patronising pat on the back.

“It’s ok, we are all in it together”, you say, as you nip out the back door.

I find this a deep lying offensive position.

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