Promises we can keep

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PROMISES WE CAN KEEP

As long as you see it from our perspective

ELECTION RHETORIC BEGINS Lots of great new ideas

Dignity in old age (Don’t expect to be given anything back)

Ref (A c

You are Dead

Technology to help you live (Your data is ours to use against you) Affordable housing (Only if you are loaded)

Peacekeepers (Recall parliament and send in the troops)

Priv (Yo pub

A vote that counts (This is not your democratic right)

forming politics coalition with UKIP)

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Less bureaucracy (Sorry opting out is not one of the options)

Reducing the numbers in poverty (You can’t be poor with a TV that big)

Effective environmental strategies (That wet hair look is a new trend)

Economic stability (You will always be skint)

PROMISES WE CAN KEEP

Well there is a new series of Top Gear coming.

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