Measuring Unhappiness

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MEASURING UNHAPPINESS

You need to augment yourself by this much.

My stress alert wristband.

(You better make sure you keep a constant check on it)

My calorie dairy.

(You can rub that out tomorrow)

My smiling alarm.

(Wake up, time to smile)

My mood-tracking app.

(For God’s sake cheer u

My fitness app.

(Keep moving, nothing comes to those who wait)

My mindfulness guru.

(Colour this in for next week and pay on the way out)

My heart monitoring ap (It’s phones me to tell m it’s still beating)

Motivating the people who have the power over their own lives.

(The rich and healthy)

I am this much more unhappy

up)

pp. me

You think they would be smarter than that?

Lets hug it out

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