Corporate Puritanism

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Corporate

Puritanism

Tech giants install a wank chamber

Putting a stop to work place relationships

Puritan Profit

WE WEAR OUR VIRTUE ON OUR SLEEVES

We are predestined to pay as little tax as possible, watch the minimum become the standard.

Never go two days without sharing social justice agendas on social media, then watch our share price leap

Corporate piety, see our new TV Ad, saving the planet making it clean and fresh

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Equality for all, says the White Boss

Own views on SM must match the views we gave you. There is no room for forgiveness

Investing in your wellbeing.

Two 5 min breaks, half hour lunch, 10-hour shift, get back to work Can’t kop off at work but you can if you download our new dating app

Corporate values, the new doctrine

And you thought religion was bad

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