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The instruments of capital

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Local council making parents go back to school due to their child’s truancy, that will teach you to have kids

DWP employee saving up for their holiday, says you need to work much much harder to get a job.

Banned

Nutritionist tuts at your lunch, only expensive sandwiches and Organic Hummus Chips allowed

Parenteral interventionist saying people like you don’t know how to bring up kids, Ill introduce to my au pair.

Claimant advisor doesn’t see enough evidence that you are that ill. You look fit enough to me

Middle managers returning the form, just 68 more pages to fill out please

Educators ticking you off against the criteria, sorry you don’t meet it

Wellbeing advisors giving you diagnosis that will shut you up, your name badge lets everyone know

Comfort class parents playing the school system, causing more harm than sending their kids to private school

Online moderators finding your comments unhelpful to their agenda, deleted

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