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VOLUME XLIV ISSUE 29 MAY 9, 2014 PUZZLE EDITION
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! THE RECORD VOLUME XLIV ISSUE 29 MAY 9, 2014 Editor In Chief Andrew Cammon ‘14 Layout Editor Lucas McGartland ‘14 Content Editors Michael Herman ‘14 William O’Brien ‘14 Eric Stange ‘14 Faculty Moderator Ms. Layton
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
ACROSS 1. Overact 6. Part of a comparison 10. Scattered 14. Kidney-related 15. Anger 16. Pearly-shelled mussel 17. Inscribed pillar 18. Two-toed sloth 19. Decorate with gold leaf 20. Supervisor 22. "Comes and ____" 23. N N N N 24. Roasting appliances 26. Thin 30. A vaulted recess 32. Beginning 33. Determine one's position 37. Expunge
38. Wall climbers 39. Nile bird 40. Shabbiness 42. Periods of 60 minutes 43. France's longest river 44. A Siouan language 45. All tuckered out 47. Chafe 48. Young cow 49. Shed light on 56. 53 in Roman numerals 57. Allies' foe 58. Adult male singing voice 59. How old we are 60. Connection 61. Consumer of food 62. Short run 63. Seats oneself 64. Put on clothes
ACROSS 1. Backside 5. Anagram of "Space" 10. Aquatic plant 14. Anger 15. Stomata 16. Gladly (archaic) 17. A preacher 19. Humdinger 20. Not used 21. Corrosives 22. Pools 23. Insecticide 25. Homeric epic 27. How old you are 28. Excluders 31. Amount of hair 34. Prisons 35. Regret 36. Breezy 37. Fastidious 38. Observed 39. Caviar 40. Trainee
41. Explode 42. Engravings 44. Put clothing on 45. Clan emblem 46. Durations 50. Nursemaid 52. Growing old 54. Best seller 55. Away from the wind 56. Letterhead 58. Catholic church service 59. To make known (archaic) 60. Bit of gossip 61. At one time (archaic) 62. Performed 63. Gentlewoman
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DOWN 1. At one time (archaic) 2. Anagram of "Meat" 3. 1 1 1 1 4. Chat 5. Any simple chemical 6. A framework of beams 7. Clue 8. Wings 9. A personality disturbance 10. Proposal 11. Scallion 12. Guiles 13. Gestures of assent 21. One or more 25. French for "Wine" 26. Mats of grass 27. Leg joint
cabbage 4. Poetic dusk 5. Coins 6. Infant's illness 7. Desiccated 8. Skeptic 9. Eastern Standard Time 10. Borne on the water 11. Clothes cleaner 12. Decorate with gold leaf 13. Rectum 18. Mobs 22. Quarries 24. Not difficult 26. Easter flower 28. Fertile areas 29. Regrets 30. Dispatched DOWN 31. Container weight 1. Sporting venue 32. Violent distur2. Stream bance 3. Dishes of shredded 33. Verticality
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20 by 50 delta maze
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There's no time for Stalin when you're Russian to industrialize.
3 28. Small island 29. Gar 30. Come up 31. Desserts 33. Not under 34. Adjoin 35. A rubber wheel on a car 36. Being 38. First letters 41. Charged particle 42. Clothed 44. Total 45. Type of antelope 46. Layers 47. Zwiebacks 48. Attired 50. 62 in Roman numerals 51. Fluff 52. Close 53. Initial wager 54. Foot digits 55. Makes a mistake
34. Judicious 37. A temple (archaic) 38. Vocalized musically 40. Large town 41. Hand drum 43. Truthful 44. Turned down 46. Flexible 47. 8th Greek letter 48. Employed 49. Hinder 50. What a person is called 51. Winglike 53. General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade 56. Calypso offshoot 57. Zero Copyright Š 2014 JGB Service, http://www.mazegenerator.net/
C R O SSWORDS
PUZZLE S
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  Sudokus: Easy, Medium, and Easy
Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1. It delivers babies? 6. Not "To" 10. Cried 14. Sound 15. Was a passenger 16. Bright thought 17. A single-masted ship 18. Biblical garden 19. Twofold 20. A large African antelope 22. Beige 23. Pottery oven 24. Preoccupy 26. City in Peru 30. A parcel of land 31. Tear 32. Dry 33. Deep cut 35. Operatic solos 39. Misbehavior 41. Gist
43. Active 44. Unwanted email 46. Dull pain 47. It is (poetic) 49. Actress Lupino 50. Not nights 51. Assaulter 54. As well 56. Margarine 57. Kill in large numbers 63. Tale 64. Any day now 65. Optical maser 66. Dogfish 67. Doing nothing 68. Iniquities 69. Take it easy 70. Char 71. Gave out
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DOWN 1. Cummerbund 2. A city in western
Russia 3. Smell 4. Violent disturbance 5. 1/100th of a ruble 6. Mooches 7. Rats 8. Poems 9. Guide 10. Widely circulated 11. Draw forth 12. Boscs 13. Anklebone 21. Cause to leak 25. Partiality 26. Tibetan monk 27. Colored part of an eye 28. Fog 29. Extra 34. Performer 36. Ancient Peruvian 37. Sore 38. Views
Priory Naps
How did Abraham Lincoln plead when charged with murder? He said he was in a cent.
40. Twin sister of Ares 42. Demolish 45. Player piano 48. Stoppage 51. Imperial 52. San Antonio fort 53. Risk 55. Lubricated 58. Connecting point 59. Wash 60. Largest continent 61. Express in words 62. At one time (archaic)
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5 W OR D SEA RC 20 HbyE70Sorthogonal maze absolute accountant aggression bayonet bear befuddle blindness cave chemical classical corrosive dare deadbeat deliberate duration eastward entirely estimate fairness freedom
gelatin goal grandstand home hummingbird limp livestock loveliness mirror muddle near necessary radium sale tail thwart unfair vowel
bracelet circle conscious couple crystal doberman drawer edify endure equality fantastic filthy flask gloomily glossary handyman igloo knapsack lifetime
linguist malign manacles mastodon mistress monument nickname obeisance obstacle oleander organize palatial pleasing scandal sparkle strangle thimble topple
affable ailment alewife bashful begging blossom bonanza clutch confirm cuticle episode heinous icebox joyous oration parlay pressure pugilist quack
quail renegade sampling shoplift skirmish slippery spinster spoliate sprocket superior swear thankful tomorrow trespass vigilant wanderer wordless
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What do you call a snarky criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.
C R O SSWORDS ACROSS 1. Enumerate 5. Place 10. God of love 14. Savvy about 15. Oblivion 16. Fabricated 17. Alteration 19. Biblical garden 20. Do it yourself 21. Warning signal 22. Hand joint 23. Conference 25. Insect stage 27. A high alpine meadow 28. Grumbler 31. Iniquities 34. Leprose 35. Mineral rock 36. General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade 37. Clobbered 38. Auspices
39. Former boxing champ 40. Appearance 41. Secret meeting 42. Make unfit for drinking 44. Neither ___ 45. What's happening 46. Spouse 50. Seraglio 52. Wear away 54. Caviar 55. Winglike 56. Showy bloom 58. Canvas dwelling 59. Feel 60. Back talk 61. Collections 62. Nosed (out) 63. Initial wager
ACROSS 1. Draw forth 6. Friends 10. Any day now 14. Fish broth 15. Hodgepodge 16. Cocoyam 17. Great fear 18. Young sheep 19. Violent disturbance 20. Days gone by 22. Unadulterated 23. Not bottom 24. List components 26. Pushover 30. Mug 32. Of a pelvic bone 33. Footfalls 37. Close 38. Cash 39. Small island 40. Endowments 42. Building addition
43. Spiteful 44. Covetous 45. Ballet skirts 47. Small portable bed 48. Sea eagle 49. Illogical 56. Small brook 57. Misled 58. Shorthand 59. Cain's brother 60. If not 61. Rubber wheels 62. Bristle 63. Collections 64. Barges
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DOWN 1. A lot 2. An independent film company
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DOWN 1. Countercurrent 2. Have the nerve 3. Applications 4. Gossip 5. Pertaining to vivid recall
3. Remains 4. Not bottom 5. Ski race 6. Moon of Saturn 7. Arab chieftain 8. Find repugnant 9. Put clothing on 10. Come forth 11. The medical use of X-rays 12. Poems 13. Dispatched 18. Most dogs have them 22. Not straight 24. Sodium chloride 26. 5280 feet 28. Range 29. Goddess of discord 30. A musical pause 31. Quaint outburst 32. Sheltered spot 33. A travelling laborer 6. A small vascular growth 7. Wings 8. City in Peru 9. Temperance 10. Snakelike 11. Ignominy 12. Smells 13. Memo 21. Caviar 25. "___ the season to be jolly" 26. A region of SE Pakistan 27. Margarine 28. Decree 29. A lively whirling Italian dance 30. Lad 31. Foot digits 33. 12 inches 34. Feudal worker 35. Implored 36. Alluring
34. Anagram of "Tradesmen" 37. Cold-shoulder 38. Makes a mistake 40. Flower stalk 41. Laser printer powder 43. Turns away 44. Gestured the affirmative 46. Thicket 47. Keyboard instrument 48. Perch 49. Anxious 50. Derbies or berets 51. Away from the wind 53. Telephoned 56. South southeast 57. An Old Testament king
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38. Rockets 41. Letter after sigma 42. Creative persons 44. Snagged 45. Clan 46. Not rented 47. Certain European shrubs 48. Historical periods 50. Anger 51. A musical pause 52. Ear-related 53. Roman emperor 54. Again 55. Not a win
15 by 55 sigma maze
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.
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7 Editor’s Picks
1 Bad Michael Jackson
2 The Glory Kanye West
3 Riptide Vance Joy
4 Change Taylor Swift
5 Lost Queen Pharrell
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No Sleep Wiz Khalifa
7Swallowed In the Sea Coldplay
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Alienation Morning Parade
9 The High Road Broken Bells
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City of Angels 30 Seconds To Mars
What did the daddy buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school? Bison!
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MA ZE
65 by 100 orthogonal maze
Calendar Saturday, May 10 Ultimate State Tournament @ Priory 8:45AM Track: Lutheran South Invitational 12:00PM V Lacrosse vs. Parkway Fusion @ Northeast Middle 1:30PM JV Lacrosse vs. Parkway Fusion @ Northeast Middle
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Sunday, May 11 Ultimate State Tournament @ Priory
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Monday, May 12 AP Exams Lunch: Ribs Sesame Chicken 4:00PM V Tennis: Districts @ MICDS (team) 4:15PM V Baseball vs. Lutheran South 9:00AM V Golf: Sectionals @ Quail Creek
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Tuesday, May 13 AP Exams Lunch: Flank Steak Chicken Piccata 4:00PM V Tennis: Districts @ MICDS (team) 4:15PM V Baseball vs. Lutheran North 4:15PM JV Baseball @ Lutheran North
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Wednesday, May 14 AP Exams Lunch: Roasted Chicken Burritos 4:00PM V Tennis: Districts @ MICDS (team)
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Thursday, May 15 AP Exams Lunch: Chicken Marsala Patty Melts
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4:00PM V Tennis: Districts @ MICDS (individual) Friday, May 16 AP Exams Lunch: Pasta Buffalo Shrimp
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4:00PM V Tennis: Districts @ MICDS (individual)
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