Volume XLIV - Issue 1

VOLUME XLIV ISSUE 1 AUGUST 26, 2013

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THE RECORD Welcome To The New Record!

VOLUME XLIV ISSUE 1 AUGUST 26, 2013 Editor In Chief Andrew Cammon ‘14 Layout Editor Lucas McGartland ‘14 Content Editors Michael Herman ‘14 William O’Brien ‘14 Eric Stange ‘14 Faculty Moderator Ms. Layton Contact theprioryrecord@gmail.com 314.434.3690 ext. 221

By William O’Brien ’14 Content Editor And so we begin. Summer has officially ended, and now school has begun. To all the Seventh graders, welcome to Priory; prepare yourselves for a great ride.

To everyone else, welcome back. The year will be full of both its ups and downs, but as always we will continue to weather the storm and to further ourselves in our education.

Fall term brings perhaps our most successful sports season, with football, soccer, and cross country (yes, cross country!) all having the potential to accomplish great things. Hopefully all of us are as motivated in the classroom as we are on the field.

There are some exciting

new developments around the school this year. The lunch room has been completely remodeled and looks better than ever. There are also rumors going around the school that the bookstore will be selling smoothies this year, and early reports indicate that they are delicious. Our new STUCO members will look to add to the school’s improvements and will do all that they can to ensure that each Priory student enjoys the year as much as possible.

And as you go through the school year, the Priory Record will be with you through it the w h o l e w a y. I f y o u h a v e unearthed any Priory news, feel free to share it with us. Or if you think that you have a newsworthy announcement, feel free to contact one of the editors about it. We will be introducing

new types of stories for the school, such as seventh grader of the week. This series of articles will spotlight one seventh grader a week so that the whole school really gets a feel of exactly who these kids are. And before we go, a quick piece of advice to all classes: Seventh graders, you may be at the bottom of the pecking order, but your time will come.

Eighth graders, you may be the rulers of the junior school, but don’t let that power get to your head. Freshman, you’re not eighth graders any more, you’re now the seventh graders of the high school. Sophomores, good luck on adjusting to Varsity sports. Juniors, your academic year is going to be a rough one.

And to all seniors, remember; this is our year.

Laus Tibi Domine.

STUCO: The Revolution Begins The Record Disclaimer

The Record is the official student publication of Saint Louis Priory School in St. Louis, Missouri. It is produced by students/staff members. Its purpose is to inform students of events in the community; to encourage discussion of local, national, and international issues; and to serve as a training ground for budding journalists, photographer s, and graphic designers. The Record accepts contributions from all members of the Priory community, including students, faculty, and alumni. The Record will not publish content considered legally unprotected speech, including but not limited to: libel, copyr ight infr ingement, unwarranted invasion of privacy, or material disruption of the educational process. Student editors apply professional standards to the production of the newspaper and are solely responsible for all content, both explicit and implicit.

Letters to the Editors are always appreciated. Feedback not intended for publication is also welcome.

By Cole Wagner STUCO Member-At-Large A revolution is shaking Priory, the workings of which cover years. From humble roots in the Junior School, the Senior class has grown a class of men, ready to usher in a new regime. You know their names, you elected them to their positions, they are your Student Council. They represent the individual opinions of their classes, and they are the heralds of a new age at Priory. So be ready, be prepared, be inspired, and most of all be vocal. For you are the workings of this revolution, yours is the power.

Over the summer, these 15 council members met and strove with the utmost diligence to prepare for the upcoming year. Now that year is upon us, the question you must ask

yourself is: what can I expect?

Firstly, despite our valiant efforts, homework is to remain a regular staple at Priory, and our outdated regime shall continue to hold its sexist tyranny over the school (that means no girls). Yet, you can expect some pretty significant action from Stuco over the next several months. Much of this you'll just have to wait to be revealed, but I'll give you a little sneak peek.

For one, we’re working on bringing clubs back into the spotlight. Throughout the year, we will be promoting clubs at assemblies and on our revamped Stuco bulletin board, located in the middle of the bulletin wall. This will be the latest posting locale for all the hippest curricular-related activities including but not limited to: club info, calendar

postings, and general Stuco memoranda. However, for those a little more tech-minded, Student Council knows how to keep you posted online. Follow us on Twitter @priorystuco, and friend us on Facebook.

This only scratches the surface of what we have been working on. This means events that are bigger and better, and ideas that are new and improved. Still, for all these preparations, we are missing one vital ingredient: You. Your time at Priory goes faster than you think. Come out to as many football games, dances, and Stuco events as you can, because you won’t realize how much fun they actually were until you don’t have them anymore. The Homecoming Dance (and game) is September 28, and tickets will go on sale 2 weeks prior. See you all there!

First Junior School MIXER is October 4th! Start telling your friends today!

SPOR TS XC Sets The Pace For The Season

By Daniel Martin ’14 Cross Country Captain It is extremely easy to find news over the summer regarding high school football and soccer training. Rankings and predictions for their upcoming season are relatively plentiful.

However, cross country legends are created in secret.

This summer, Priory cross country runners hit the trails, running over 3500 miles as a team in ten weeks. This year's cast of athletes is the best in years. Losing none of the varsity team, the next season will be an encore of last. 2013 Priory Country is battle-

hardened for the long haul and is prepared to do everything it takes to keep going. To prove the point, I'll tell a few stories from cross country's summer.

At the annual Cross Country Camp, ten of Priory's finest gathered to eat ridiculous amounts of food, and to run ten miles a day in the downtime.

They brushed off the pressure of success to enjoy three days of what Coach Rebello fondly calls "teamness". Nevertheless, on only the second day, Andrew O'Sullivan managed to taze himself on an electric fence, blacking out in the process. If you hear Priory runners saying "Ride the Lightning" this year, you'll know what we're talking

3 Andrew O’Sullivan post shocking experience at XC Camp.

about. It took everything to get Andrew to stay sitting and not run. Andrew's close encounter with the magic of electricity is not the only extreme example of Priory cross country's nature.

They are ready for anything this year. Just don't mention voltage around them.

Lastly, from one captain to the others, I would like to start a wager. It is about time for Priory cross country to step up and take the glory from the other fall sports.

We can discuss the terms soon. Whoever goes farther this year in their state journey will win. I have faith in my incredible team.

Do you?

Football: “We Wear Big Helmets”

Soccer

By Stephen Clark ’14 Football Captain

By Eric Stange ’14 Content Editor

During one of the most mild Augusts St. Louis has seen in years the Priory Rebels football team has been gearing up for the 2013 season. After finishing with a record of 8-3 last year, with a strong regular season and an exit from the playoffs in the second round to St. Clair the Rebels look to build upon the foundation from last year.

Losing the entire offensive line, starting quarterback, and running back has not slowed down the Rebels. Seniors Paul Deschler, Kevin Schilling, Kevin Dowling, John O’Brien, and Stephen Clark look to lead a strong offensive line group into the regular season. Juniors Parker Furgeuson, Brandon Tajkarimi, George Jochens, and Steve Millsap are all competing for starting positions and the starting five have yet to be determined. As for Quarterback sophomore Andrew Rund and

Junior John Agnew have been competing all of camp to determine a starter. At running back the depth is tremendous with the likes of seniors Dom Coppola, Drew Callahan, Gussie Busch, and John Rhodes as well as Junior Taylor Boyce rounding out the backfield.

The receiving core remains largely the same from last year, and looks to continue to grow

as part of the Rebel’s offense.

Led by Seniors Dan Watson, Patrick O’Brien, and Patrick Agnew the passing game looks stronger than it has in years and time will tell if that pays off.

With a defense that returns 10 of the 11 starters from last year the Rebels have their best defense in years. Priory’s defense hopes to continue on its dominating performances from last year and continue to be one of the top defenses in the Metro League.

The Priory Football team kicks of the season in Illinois against Alton Marquette. The rebels led most of the game last year and then let in slip away in the final quarter. This year the Rebels look to come out and dominate both sides of the ball and start the season off with a solid victory.

We look forward to a great football season and hope to see lots of fan support. So come out and support your Rebels as we begin our 2013 football season.

THE BOAR!!!

The Soccer Rebels return looking to replicate periods of success from last year. For many, last season was baptism by fire. Now the same players are ready to make this one memorable. Returning players include dangerous forwards D a v i d G a n t t a n d Ry a n Mulqueeney, ball handling midfielder Dean Mellas, and outside force Tucker Hively, among many others. This team is senior heavy, and a few of us will be playing in our twelfth season together. Relying on team defense and intense focus, this team will stay on track and use last season’s shortcomings, most notably a 1-0 loss to Parkway Central in Districts, as motivation. On Thursday, the Rebels will start their season with a home game against Ladue at 4:15. We welcome the Priory Faithful, so come on out to the games.

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PUZZL E S

Sudokus: Easy, Medium, and Hard

Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1. After-bath powder 5. Abrasive 10. Powdery dirt 14. Pearly-shelled mussel 15. Run away to wed 16. Ancient Peruvian 17. Shower 18. Change 20. Skittish 22. Physicians 23. Regret 24. Product of bees 25. Traverse on foot 32. Bad treatment 33. Angers 34. Was victorious 37. Colored part of an eye 38. Coil of yarn 39. Broad valley 40. Put clothing on

41. Portion 42. Cowboy sport 43. Notch 45. Angler's basket 49. Ribonucleic acid 50. Remedy 53. Walks unsteadily 57. Eclipse 59. Notion 60. Japanese wrestling 61. Picture 62. Poems 63. Char 64. Prison-related 65. Gestures of assent DOWN 1. Territory 2. A Freudian stage 3. 53 in Roman numerals 4. A national

legislative assembly 5. Fastball (baseball slang) 6. Friend 7. Decay 8. Hurried 9. Protagonist 10. Repeat 11. Labor group 12. Gain points in a game 13. A Eurasian aromatic herb 19.Pains 21. Large 25. Gave money 26. River of Spain 27. Wreckage 28. Annoyed 29. Daughter of a sibling 30. Extraterrestrial 31. One more than nine

34. Dry riverbed 35. Margarine 36. A noble gas 38. Transgression 39. An endowment 41.Heaps 42.Deliver a tirade 44. A small hand tool 45. Pass over 46. Variety show 47. Swelling under the skin 48. Mistake 51. Transport commercially 52. Identical 53. Roman robe 54. Cocoyam 55. Marsh plant 56. Back talk 58. One of the tribes of Israel

Riddles I can be cracked, I can be made.

I can be told, I can be played.

What am I?

You do not want to have me, But when you have me, You do not want to lose me.

What am I?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.

Brush your teeth, Picture Day is September 13!

C LUB S Investment Club: Real-World Experience

By Rohith Perla ’15 A new club has joined the existing clubs at Priory. It is the Investment Club. Investment Club was started by Jarret Lowell, a member of the Priory Class of 2014. The purpose of the club is to give the students here at Priory an opportunity to practice planning for the future.

This club was originally created in the 2011-2012 school year, and after a 1 year hiatus, he is attempting to take the club to the next level.

Jarret has always been interested in the stock market, and, even though he is still a beginner at investing, decided to start this club so he could

impart his knowledge to other students at Priory. Before, the idea was to simulate the stock market by using Google Finance. As a member of the club, a student would invest a fictional $75,000 in the market and monitor its progress.

Students would compete against each other to see who could earn the most money at the end of each term. Trades could only be made while the club was meeting in order to keep things fair. In the past couple years, some students nearly doubled their fictional cash pile.

This year, Jarret is now hoping to move away from a simulation and hopes to involve

real money (all proceeds would go to charity).

The club benefits students for more than one reason: they can practice planning for the future through investing and (if Jarret’s plans come to fruition) see their work benefit a charity. This club presents a great real-world opportunity to learn a valuable life skill for the students here at Priory.

If you want to join, talk to Jarret, or the faculty moderator, Mr. Holtmeyer. Anybody can join, and the club will be meeting periodically throughout the year. If you are thinking of becoming part of this constantly growing group, I highly recommend trying it out.

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This symbol has pervaded the school throughout the summer.

Conspiracy theorists suggest that it may be the mark of a secret society that controls Priory from the shadows. It has also been suggested that Fr. Augustine may be involved in said society. For more information, interrogate him.

Robotics Club Builds Summer Segway

By Sean Buss’15 RoboRebels PR Lead And now for an update about Priory's most successful sport in recent years, the RoboRebels robotics team! After a breakthrough season last year, becoming the 3rd seed alliance leaders at the St. Louis Regional, and winning the Innovative Controls Award, the RoboRebels have been hard at work this summer training and preparing for the upcoming season. The mechanical team was particularly busy working on a number of projects, including a tank and a Segway.

The tank's construction fell to Mechanical Division Lead Matt Kinnison, as well as the other members of the mechanical team, and was built using a simple chassis with two speed gearboxes, one for power, and one for speed. It also handles better than any robot to date - truly a sign of things to come for the team! The two

speed gearboxes allow for both quickness and pushing ability.

In a battle of the bots, this type of design provides a strong tactical advantage.

The Segway was the culmination of several year's worth of incomplete work that all came together under the leadership of Team Captain Luke McGartland and with the help of Mr. Puch, Daniel Martin, Andrew O'Sullivan, A m a l i a Te t t a m b e l , Wi l l Koster, Hannah Martin, Ryan Corley, Carlo Herbosa, Matt Kinnison, Chris Hammer, Jessica Heim, and Winston Senor. The Segway project had been in limbo for the past several years until the current crop of team members decided to take the initiative and finish it once and for all. (A previous attempt to finish the Segway began two years ago, but it was never programmed, and the very first one never balanced.)

The RoboRebels’ Segway uses a gyro and an

accelerometer to detect the angle at which it is leaning forward. Then the onboard computer, a little device called an Arduino, computes what speed to run the motors at, until the whole machine is balanced.

Steering is done by tilting the handle-bar left or right.

Throughout the year, the team will continue to tinker and improve the balancing algorithm, and with a bit of luck, Segway Jousting will become an official winter sport.

If you are interested in joining the team, please talk to Mr. Ward, whose current office is now located in the library.

There are five divisions within the team including Mechanical, Software/Controls, Safety, Public Relations, and Business.

If programming or building isn’t your thing, there are plenty of other options available throughout the divisions. More info and demonstrations to come as the team begins the build season on January 4th.

RoboRebels Open House is September 15

“The Segway was a culmination of several years [work]”

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BLOG S

Weekly Deal

Saffron: Spice Savior or Silent Killer?

Present this Coupon in the Bookstore and get 2 smoothies for the price of 1! *while supplies last

By Michael Herman ’14 Content Editor

Auditions Auditions for the February 13-16, 2014 production of

The Music Man

will be held Sunday, November 10 at 4 p.m. in the Kevin Kline Theatre.

Talent If you are talented in any shape, way, or form, please talk to a Student Council member about performing in the Talent of the Week section at assemblies. Also, if anyone has an accordion that Stuco could borrow for an assembly, it would be greatly appreciated, as Fr. Linus could play said accordion.

Notice The Record is looking for staff writers, photographers, and artists. It has been shown through c a re f u l s t u d i e s t h a t i f yo u contribute to the Record on at least bi-weekly basis, you are more likely to become better looking.

You may notice some severe side effects of being super successful in life and becoming a chick magnet.

Colleges also may start throwing cash at you. If you want to write, send us an email at theprioryrecord@gmail.com, talk to any of the five senior editors, or talk to Ms. Layton.

Priory’s main income for countless years has not been the student tuition, or the Xanadu or even the monster truck rallies but the little red spice derived from the beautiful Crocus Sativus flower. If one were to step outside on a hot sunny day the pleasant smell of this spice accosts the nose with its scent. Priory students have always enjoyed the hot days of picking the saffron, but all might change after certain scientific findings which the school has called “vexing”.

The head of the Amateur Saffron Society, Pat Lane, went public with a statement saying “Even if the spice is deemed harmful or dangerous we will continue to pick it as it is the

future and the past of our great school.” Lane, a great supporter of saffron rights, was dressed in a coat entirely made of saffron, which may have had some negative side effects to his frontal lobe.

Interestingly enough, not only does the frontal lobe deal with memory but it is also the portion of the brain dealing with the love of saffron. As more saffron is ingested or even smelled the frontal lobe expands creating a need for more saffron while the rest slowly deteriorates. At press time, Lane said “I for one am a huge advocate of saffron. I say that the side-effects, while fictional, are really no great problem. If I have more of a craving for saffron, the better.”

The school seems to agree with Lane’s sentiment as saffron will

still be grown on campus and the lunchroom will serve at least three dishes a week.

Head of Priory Against Saffron Abuse Club, Randy Hidad, said in an exclusive interview with Michael Blogs that “the school simply does not understand the risks. They say that saffron will always be our key source of income and happiness. They are stuck in the ways of the past the need for saffron has plummeted and we the students are paying for it. It truly vexes me that they would put our frontal lobes in danger.” Tensions run high as the school is divided but it seems that saffron may be here to stay for the time being. If you have an opinion or comment on this vexing saffron issue, please send it via electronic mail to The Record.

Michael Blogs: 7th Grader Of The Week

By Michael Herman ’14 Content Editor We here at Michael Blogs are interested in connecting you to the new members of our community. 7th grader of the week is like eHarmony in that we want you to meet this student and be able to speak with them or discuss common ground between the two of you.

Offer to take your new pal to the movies, go mini-golfing or bowling, or perhaps even offer to buy them one of the fresh fruit smoothies now being served in the bookstore (two for one coupon above). If you see the 7th grader of the week do not be embarrassed because he is a minor celebrity; he is a person just like you simply walk up to him and converse.

This week’s 7th grader is Elliot Holdosh. Mr. Holdosh, a

recent recipient of the St. Louis Yachters club’s (STLYC) most outstanding youth of the year, enjoys midnight boat rides on his 42-foot seafaring vessel.

An avid boater since three months of age young Elliot has harpooned a variety of different aquatic animals including the nefarious sea-cow. He greatly

Go meet Elliot!

enjoys Russell Crowe’s tear jerking performance in Gladiator, however he is deathly afraid of Turkish prisons. His favorite scene from Gladiator is when it is revealed that Bruce Willis is only acting as a ghost and was really the kraken the entire time. When he is not yachting the Sir enjoys handball and even seeks to one day reclaim his spot on the US Olympic national team. At first glance it is obvious that the boy is a scholar, however digging deeper it can be seen that the word ‘scholar ’ is a great understatement. Mr. Holdosh won his 3rd grade science fair growing lima beans originally harvested on Mars. To learn more about Elliot strike up a conversation with him about any of these subjects and don’t forget to pick up a smoothie in the bookstore today.

MUSIC

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You Should Use The New Myspace Too

iTunes Top 10

By Lucas McGartland ’14 Layout Editor

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Justin Timberlake has brought sexy back to Myspace. He, along with Specific Media Group, bought the site in 2011 for $35 million. Since then, it has been totally rebuilt from the ground up to satisfy all your social music needs. The new Myspace is like a mashup of Spotify, Pinterest, Facebook, with a pinch of Windows 8 and Pandora thrown in as well.

Basically, you can stream almost any piece of music ever recorded, build an online library of playlists or collections, and see what all your friends are listening to.

What sets it apart from Spotify is that Myspace finally got the social aspect of music sharing right. The site gives you a profile, which is automatically curated with all the music you listen to, and connect to.

Friends can then connect to each other’s profiles, and easily find out what everyone has been listening to. The homepage is also populated

with all your friends’ recent musical listenings in one long auto feed, just like Pinterest.

You can connect to artists as well, and any new music they release is also featured on the homepage stream. The more people you connect to, the more interesting your homepage becomes.

Across the bottom of every page are music playback controls, so while you browse the site, you can manipulate your current music queue with ease. The queue works similarly to iTunes’ up next feature. Find any music on the site, and just drag it to the queue to create a temporary playlist. From there, you can connect to the songs there, save them as a playlist, or add and remove songs. This queue makes creating temporary playlists a breeze, especially if you are just casually listening while working on homework and you don’t want to have to change the song every couple minutes.

Another neat feature is the search: just start typing, and results for songs, albums,

artists, and users pop up, no search bar at all. Results can also be dropped in the queue.

The new Myspace also has a very fun radio feature. Instead of generating songs based off of certain genres or artists, radio stations are created from user profiles. Each station is tuned to the users tastes, so if you know someone who has very good taste in music, simply start playing their station and discover new songs. This feature is available in their iOS app, while specific music browsing is not. Their app does have a built in GIF creator, which kind of balances out the lack of more music features.

Overall, the new Myspace is a fantastic site that will only get better over time as more and more users sign up (which is easy because it supports logins through Twitter or Facebook).

Hopefully Priory students will share their musical tastes online through this site (or in the next Record, just send us an email with your music reviews to theprioryrecord@gmail.com).

Let the good tunes begin.

Roar Katy Perry

2 Blurred Lines Robin Thicke

3 Wake Me Up Avicci

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That’s My Kind of Night Luke Bryan

5 Holy Grail JAY Z

6 Applause Lady Gaga

7 We Can’t Stop Miley Cyrus

8 Radioactive Imagine Dragons

9 Royals Lorde

10 Safe and Sound Capital Cities

We like music. It makes us feel good.

C O MMUNI T Y

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“Aim High teaches students to believe in themselves”

What is Aim High?

Calendar

By Taylor Dubray ’14 STUCO Secretary

Monday, August 26 First Day of School Lunch: Bacon wrapped Pork Loin

General Tso's Chicken

What is Aim High? This question seems to be floating in many of the already- cluttered minds of Priory students each summer. While Priory students are just beginning to relax and promptly starting their summer reading, Aim High students and TAs (teaching assistants) are flooding the Priory campus.

Even though this little-known program only lasts for five weeks, it has a lasting effect on everyone who is involved in it.

Aim High began in 1991 as a tuition-free program for students from grades five through eight who showed great academic potential to learn and grow in a new and motivating environment. Many of these students live in the most economically challenged areas of St. Louis. During these five

weeks, students take classes, play sports, and even develop new skills such as papermaking or poem writing. Many Priory students devote five weeks of their busy summers to help the program succeed. Even Priory faculty members play an important role. Mrs. Lane uses her organizational skills to make the program run smoothly, while Ms. Layton is able to calm even the most rambunctious of students.

So then, what really is Aim High? Aim High is a program that teaches students to “aim high” and helps them realize that they can do anything they set their minds to. Aim High is not just another summer camp to make new friends and flirt with girls, even if it does occur.

Aim High teaches its students how to believe in themselves, and how to “aim high” in their own lives.

Club Period Change - One Year Old

By Andrew Cammon ’14 Editor-in-Chief Last year the club period was removed, and while those on Tutoria were unaffected, many of the other clubs simply closed down. This has been, for some, a rough adjustment, but it is for the better.

With the club period moved to the morning there is the added option of sleeping in.

This is especially appreciated by those in the Junior class, and anyone who is still recovering from the shock of Monday.

However the most important advantage is the opportunity to create new clubs.

Most of the old clubs died with the club period, and this has created a vacuum, but one to filled. This invites more

meaningful participation in new clubs and more meaningful clubs. Investment Club and the Cricket Club have been started by students and have garnered a loyal group of students. This is the purpose of the change.

Clubs started and organized by students are more likely to attract students and attract more meaningful participation from students.

One of the reasons club period was dropped was a lack of meaningful participation. Much of the student body was simply spending the time in study hall, and many other students were did in clubs that they were less than passionate about. This past year has certainly been an adjustment, but many other Priory students will definitely be starting new clubs and

gathering participants, leading to a better extracurricular climate at Priory.

However let’s not forget that some of the longeststanding clubs at Priory have continued their reign through the changing schedule. TEAM +S meets on Sundays in the winter to prepare for the annual competition. The RoboRebels operate the same way, meeting on weekends and after school to assemble their robots, and most importantly the Record still continues to deliver quality publications made by students for students. Whether you want to join a traditional, longstanding club, or start a new group, the choice is yours. This current system keeps the best of the old while creating the space to embrace the new.

Tuesday, August 27 Lunch: Cheddar BBQ Chicken

Spaghetti and Meatballs Wednesday, August 28 Lunch: Yankee Pot Roast

Chicken Enchiladas Thursday, August 29 Lunch: Kielbasa with Sautéed Peppers & Onions

Steak Burger Bar Friday, August 30 Summer Reading Discussion Lunch: Cheese Lasagna

Santé fe Tilapia Wild Rice 7:00PM V Football vs. Marquette @ West Elem.

Saturday, August 31 Sunday, September 1 Monday, September 2 Labor Day - No School 10:00AM JV Football vs. Marquette Tuesday, September 3 Lunch: Bacon Wrapped Meat Loaf

Grilled Chicken Parmesan Wednesday, September 4 Lunch: Sliced Pork Loin

BBQ Pulled Pork Nachos 4:00PM JV Soc. @ Desmet Thursday, September 5 Lunch: Honey Chipotle Turkey

Coney Dog Bar Friday, September 6 Lunch: Shrimp Scampi

Fish Sliders, Mac ‘n Cheese 4:15PM V Soc. vs. Parkway Central

JV Soc. @ John Burroughs

Cover Artwork by Justin Maller, “Beach Dreams,” www.justinmaller.com