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Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?
from AES Newskies 2023
Annabelle Coyle - apple on pizza for a LONG time,2009 about this for 14 years, then it must be a good topic. And it is! After sending out a google form, thanks to Ms Lauren Michelis class!I have found that there are almost exactly the same amount of people who like it and people who don’t. The exact answers from March 13, 2023 read: 41.2% no, 11.8% I don’t know, and does pineapple belong on pizza?” The response “Yes” has overruled “no” by 6.3%! Now that’s what I call a close argument!
The entire argument of pineapple on pizza started in December of 2009. That is before all of the oldest students in the school were born!(2012-2013) Based on some digging, the whole argument started with an instagram post, featuring someone who easily said that pineapple does belong on pizza. Immediately, she was bombarded by comments saying: “No, It doesn’t! dislike,” or, “Omgg,lol, I TOTES agree, I’m following now!”
Or maybe even, “I don’t know or care.” But, going back to the survey, even the people who did think pineapple belongs on pizza do not eat it regularly. I believe that they just don’t have access to pineapple on pizza very often, but that sure does not stop them from thinking that pineapple belongs on pizza. Some people are VERY opinionated, because of the question, “ if you were starving, would you eat Hawaiian pizza?” It was split almost half and half, so some people are very opinionated to the point of DEATH! Also, on the question, “Do you feel strongly about your opinion?” 76.5% of people said yes, which is 17.6% of people said no, indicating that not everyone has access to pineapple pizza. In conclusion, the argument of pineapple on pizza has come to the end
Yes, pineapple does belong on pizza, but people will DEFINITELY keep arguing about this ageless argument. Big thanks to Rylee and Jasmine from Aspen High School for helping make this article happen!
Which skate park-Snowmass or Aspen?
Jaxon Lorentzen
There are many skate parks in Aspen. There is one that is good for learning and practice,this is the one near Clark’s Market. It’s good for people who want to try out skateboarding or just want to practice. It’s good for this because it has many different bowls for different levels and purposes. The main one is good for cruising and learning how to drop in from 4 ft to 6 ft with a nine foot in it.
You might also like the snowmass park near the snowmass rec center. This one has a couple big bowls and has a higher drop in ranging from 7 ft to 12 ft. This one is better for people who are close to pros at skateboarding. Both bowls are great for different reasons: the aspen on is better for beginners and practice while the snowmass is more for pros. Have fun!