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PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. For more information (530)495-2700 ESTATE SALE SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, October 10th & 11th, 9am - 2pm, 1273 Conestoga Drive, Minden, Nevada HANDRAILS: STAND ALONE CUSTOM BUILT Sturdy metal handrails for safety and assistance-most exterior doors and walkways also garage concrete steps corrections and improvements. Carson Valley and Carson City (775)790-6445 PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441 MOVING SALE, EVERYTHING MUST GO! Body Shop equipment, Kansas Jack and so much more, call for appointment (775)901-2243
SENIOR LADY LOOKING FOR HELPER TO ASSIST in household duties, some cooking, good driver, apartment included. Near Genoa, no pets, smoking or drugs. call or text (775)790 0177 ESTATE SALE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH, 8am-4pm - Furniture, New Small Kitchen Appliances, 2 Portable Air Conditioners, Antiques, Collectibles and much more! 714 Indian Trail, Gardnerville.
Proposing!
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25+ years experience, Senior Discounts! KenJeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932 LA-Z-BOY LEATHER POWER RECLINER, WITH power headrest and lumbar. Beige/tan leather $1,000, Carson City (760)616-1514
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The year America began to change
When prayer was removed from schools In 1962, the United States Supreme Court made a landmark decision in Engel v. Vitale, effectively removing official prayer from public schools. To many, it seemed like a small shift—just a legal technicality to preserve the socalled “separation of church and state.” But what if this decision marked the beginning of a deep cultural unraveling? What changed? We removed the moral compass. We silenced the morning prayers that once invited God’s presence into the school day. We told a generation of children they could define truth on their own terms. The results are evident in every corner of society. When God was shown the door, the enemy walked in. And what followed? A dramatic rise in violent crime. Broken homes and fatherless children. A culture steeped in lust, confusion, and moral ambiguity. Educational decline and so much more. A spiritual void, filled with everything but God. This isn’t about nostalgia. It’s about cause and effect. When prayer was removed, it wasn’t just a legal ruling—it was a symbolic severing of America’s spiritual foundation in public life. Morality, discipline, accountability, and academic performance took a hit. We stripped away the reverence for something higher than ourselves, and the void was filled with confusion, rebellion, and brokenness.
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No one’s saying prayer alone kept society perfect. But prayer, faith, and the acknowledgment of a higher authority created an anchor—something solid in a shifting world. Without it, we drifted. Now we live in a time of skyrocketing depression, rampant identity confusion, mass shootings, and a crisis of purpose among young people. Are we surprised? We can’t legislate hearts or force belief, but we must ask: did we remove more than just a prayer when we told God He was no longer welcome in our schools? It’s time to reconsider. Not just legally—but spiritually, culturally, and communally. America must remember where her strength once came from. Not from man-made institutions or fleeting ideologies. But from God. The battle isn’t over. It’s only just begun. Let us pray again. Let us teach again. Let us build again. Starting with our children. (author unknown) BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)771-3639 2003 JEEP WRANGLER TJ PARTS: FACTORY rear bumper $20, 1-1/4 inch trailer hitch $25, new 31x10.5 chains $50 pair (510)882-2361
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New Math
Romance Mathematics: Smart man + smart woman = romance / Smart man + dumb woman = affair / Dumb man + smart woman = marriage / Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Office Arithmetic: Smart boss + smart employee = profit / Smart boss + dumb employee = production / Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion / Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Math: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
Come join us at Johnson Lane Baptist Church
Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 3pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 ANA’S HOUSECLEANING SERVICES; APARTMENTS, homes, studios, office, Serving Douglas County, Carson, and Dayton, Lic.#202443295503 (775)5083267
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Enough to kill us
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience.“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. “ But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?” A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake.” Did you know? Hummingbirds can travel over 4000 miles in a year, fly at 20-30 MPH, can reach speeds of 60mph, and have a wingbeat averaging 58 beats per second! A1 PAINTER PROS AND MAINTENANCE LLC. PAINTING INSIDE AND OUT, 40+ YEARS experience, senior discounts, locally owned and operated, serving Minden, Gardnerville, Genoa, Carson and Tahoe (775)790-7425
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WANTED 1960’S ERA VESPA MOTOR SCOOTER, CALL (530)414-0754
Sierra Scoop Satellite Office
If you’d like to schedule a time to meet in office to place an ad or for other information, please call 775-782-4520 or email sierrascoop@charter.net Thank you, Lisa Coffron/ Publisher PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827
Last requests
Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?”She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She says, “That he did, Father.” The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary? “ She says, “He said, ‘Please Mary, put down that damn gun.’ “
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EDP REAL ESTATE SERVICES - California and Nevada Real Estate Broker, California and Nevada Residential Mortgage Lender. My team has 32 years lending experience. Before you list, let’s talk about how I can benefit you. CA DRE 01233339, NV DRE B.1003323, NMLS 2060323, contact@edprealestateservices.com or (916)496-5947 or (775)315-0425 60 YEARS OF GATHERING KEEPSAKES OF ALL KINDS, you come pick and choose, call for appointment (775)465-1812
COSTUME JEWELRY: ALL TYPES INCLUDING vintage rhinestones, lockets, charm bracelets, rings, necklaces, tourist Indian jewelry, wind up watches, men’s jewelry, old pocket knives, old lighters, military jewelry, vintage jewelry type items, fountain pens, old service pins, badges. Interesting bits and pieces. larger quantities preferred. I return all calls. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352 WANTED! COMIC BOOKS AND/OR SPORTS CARDS, I can come to you (562)706-4224
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Smoking Nuns
Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking a cigarette, when one said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.” The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called a condom which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later.” The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. “You get them at a drug store, sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist for them.” The next day the good sister went to the drugs store and walked up to the counter. “Good morning, sister,” the pharmacist said, “what can I do for you today?” “I’d like some condoms please,” said the nun. The druggist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, “How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box.” “I’ll take six boxes. That should last about a week,” said the nun. The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions. But his professionalism prevailed and he then asked in a clear voice. “Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and the big liar size.” The sister thought for a minute and finally said: “I’m
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not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?” COMMERCIAL PROPERTY FOR SALE IN THE BEAUTIFUL Carson Valley. 2 parcels left next to Walmart, Gardnerville, NV. 4.97 ac and 2.02 ac. Call Linda for more information. (775)721-7009
“The older you get...
the more you choose calm over chaos and distance over disrespect. Drama becomes intolerable to you and your peace becomes your ultimate priority. You start surrounding yourself with people who are good for your mental health, heart and soul.” TECH TROUBLES? I SPEAK HUMAN, NOT just computer. Computers, printers, WiFi, and smart devices. If it has a power button, I can help you fix it. Honest and affordable. Justin (775)450-3735. COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827,davenportlandscape.com or (775)2651491 or (775)721-8439
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CASH NOW FOR 1930-1960’S MUSCLE CARS AND CONVERTIBLES. Camaros, Chevelles, Broncos, Chargers, unfinished projects, now buying in any condition (775)431-4986
WALLYS DRYWALL - HANG TAPE TEXTURE/ small jobs preferred, strip wallpaper and acoustic, small paint jobs, 32 years experience, NV Lic. #20253278775 (925)766-3770
Daughters of Norway, Queen Maud Lodge #42.....
Meet once a month, 3rd Saturdays, 10am at Shepherd of the Sierra Lutheran Church, 3680 US Hwy 395 So. Carson City. Scandinavian women of Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, Icelandic, Swedish or Sami birth or descent or have, or had, a spouse or domestic partner in same. Our next meeting is Saturday September 19 at 10am! For further information via email: QueenMaud42NV@gmail.com or call 775-2673729. Share your heritage! SEMI-RETIRED FINISH CARPENTER Door install/ repairs, security screens, deadbolts, shelving, moldings, barn/wood plank-shiplap-beadboard wall covering and cabinet installation. Call Mark (775)782-6198 or (775)790-5927
LIQUIDATING: JD 6140D TRACTOR, JD 7520 TRACTOR, 2 NH 1118 Swathers, 2 Freeman 370T Balers, McFarland 30ft Harrow, Rhino 12 ft offset disc, JD 8300 series seeder, JD 4200 series roll over 4 bottom plow, Eversman 1200 Landplane, NH 451 side mower, JD 10ft tandem disc, NH 1095 Harobed, JD 2355 tractor, 1980 Ford F-600 dump truck. Liquidating but not giving away. For info or text for pictures. (775)233-3580
I’m sorry
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed. “Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.” SIDE STEPS FOR RAM QUAD CAB. CURRENTLY installed on 2012. Free if you remove them - your place or mine. Bill/ Minden (775)781-0148 HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521
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STRUM RUGER M77 MARK III 6MM, REDFIELD scope, lined case. $375; Thompson Contender 357 mag hunting handgun with extra barrel $375 01Himalaya01@gmail.com (775)781-1061
I will miss them
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit. I wouldn’t answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions. Instructions read: ‘Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.’
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JUNK REMOVAL SERVICE OFFERING FAST, RELIABLE, and affordable solutions for homes and businesses. You point out, we remove! Clean space. No stress. Junk gone fast! Call Junk Chasers (775)8818774 RETIRED RANCH COUPLE SEEKING CARETAKER job. Dependable, responsible, experienced with livestock. Would like to locate in Genoa, Gardnerville, Minden or surrounding areas. No answer please leave message (775)388-1725 or (602)206-2154
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Annual medical exam
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the husband’s examination, the doctor then said to him, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like discuss with me?” “In fact, I do,” said the man. “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.” “This is very interesting,” replied the doctor. “Let me do some research and get back to you.” After examining the elderly wife, the doctor said to her, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor then asked, “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that old buzzard!” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!” FISHING TACKLE, RODS, REELS AND SOFT baits for bass (775)901-1775
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Did you know? Kathrine Switzer became the first woman to run the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry in 1967, challenging gender barriers in sports. “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!” Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $399 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com or (775)781-1065 DASILVA’S HAULING/HANDYMAN SERVICES, Cleanup, tree trimming/removal, tractor work, rock and dirt removal, weed pulling, fence repairs, NV#0319423 (775)230-3436 AFFORDABLE NEVADA CCW CLASSES $90, tacaimfirearmsinstruction.com or (775)360-5214 PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)265-7081
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Douglas County Republican Women Nevada
(DCRWNV) will meet in Minden at Valley Christian Fellowship on October 7, 2026. We hope you will be able to join us to enjoy a delicious lunch featuring chili size with burger patty, salad, plus dessert. Our speaker for this meeting will be David Flippo, Republican nominee for Congressional District 2. Please RSVP no later than October 2nd to Elinor Lacy at 415-985-5432 or email DCRWNV@ gmail.com for more information. Our November meeting will also be in Minden at Valley Christian Fellowship on November 4, 2026. We hope you will be able to join us to enjoy a delicious lunch featuring beef stew, veggies, salad, cornbread, and desert. Our speaker for this meeting will be Dr Robin Titus, State Senator District 17. Please RSVP no later than October 30th to Elinor Lacy at 415-985-5432 or email DCRWNV@gmail. com for more information. We encourage you to connect with us to learn more about how you can support the Republican party and get out the vote in 2026, which is another very important election year. MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501
HUBLEY RACE TRACK, 2 LANES WITH A timer, legal for model A sanctioned events, asking $500; call Russ (408)270-4028 MOUNTAIN POOL & SPA - WE CLEAN pools and spas, monthly and bi-monthly service (530)318-1698
Shepherd of the Sierra Lutheran Church Craft Sale
Sunday, September 20, 2026, 12:00pm through 3:00pm. We will have various crafts, and baked goods for sale. There will be quilts for sale in the form of a “silent auction.” The quilts will be designed in different sizes and styles. Shepherd Of The Sierra Lutheran Church, 3680 North Highway 395, Carson City, Nevada. SEWING MACHINES, PFAFF, JANOME MEMORY, Singer serger, 2 antiques machines, inverted hanging table, new massage table, discounted Mary Kay make up and body products, massage chair, new Wilson ladies clubs, hand blown Verano Italian crystal beverage set, hand-made light blue Mexican food and serving set (775)781-4696 RUGER AR-556 RIFLE WITH 1.5 X 4 LEUPOLD scope $750, John (775)267-1239
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Did you know? Apples wake you up more than coffee in the morning.
The Carson Valley Women’s Golf Club...
in collaboration with Carson Valley Health Foundation are hosting a “Pink is Stronger Than You Think” fourperson golf scramble on Saturday, October 3, 2026. Cost is $100/person and includes green fees, cart, and lunch. 8:30AM registration; 9:30AM tee time. All proceeds go to the Carson Valley Health Foundation, Pink Ribbon Fund, benefiting women in treatment for breast cancer. To register or sponsor, visit carsonvalleyhealth.org/pinktournament ROOFING – REROOFS, REPAIRS, ROOF COATING APPLIED - Painting Exterior Specialist - Mobile Homes Included. Residential/Commercial/Family Owned Business Since 1986. Clean / Professional Work - Serving all Carson Valley. We Do It Right The “First Time” Senior Citizens 10% Discount. A-Action Construction. Lic. #33439 Call Maverick at (949) 842-3801 RELIABLE INTERNET FROM $65/MONTH. Upgrade to 5G (100-600Mbps) for lightning-fast speeds. Local tech support, no contracts (775)297-4770
PARALLEL POWER KIT FOR HONDA EU 2000i GENERATORS $25; motor home tire chains Viking 2228 Twist Link - fits most 16’ to 18 tires $65 Call John/ Minden (775)721-1440
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. “Sorry, but you can’t take your wealth with you.” The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, “Hold on, you can’t bring that in here!” But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, “You’re right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I’m supposed to check its contents before letting it through.” St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, “You brought pavement?!!!” SLOOWW COMPUTER? VIRUSES? MALWARE? Need an upgrade? Will do a complete computer maintenance: Remove Junk, Viruses, Malware. Test Hard Drive, Memory, Do updates and Print-Out. 25 Yrs+ Pro & Corp Experience $50 flat fee. Satisfaction guaranteed. I come to you! Tom (775)720-2814
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HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 1950-60’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out. Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, “There really is no justice in this world.” The other little old lady says, “What do you mean?” The first little old lady says, “Look at that.” “When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.” “When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.” “When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it.” “When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.” “When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.” “When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.” “When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.” “And now that I’m 80, the damned things are growing wild!!”
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Nightie
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightie was still in its box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said: “Jesus, for $100 they could’ve at least ironed it!” Did you know? One habit of intelligent people is to be easily annoyed by those around them but say nothing to avoid a pointless argument. MANUELS LANDSCAPING SERVICES - FIRE Pits, Pavers, Fences, Rocks, Sprinklers, Artificial Turf, Retaining Walls, Water Features, Spring and Fall Clean Ups, Lawn Care Service - Aerating, Thatching, Mowing, all for a great price, you’ll be happy, NV#20222462146, Castaneda Landscaping LLC (775)291-7499
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Rose buds
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!” and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.” VICTORIAN FAINTING COUCH WITH OAK BACK, FREE, needs some TLC (775)265-2922 Did you know? On one slow news day on April 18, 1930, a BBC radio announcer blatantly said, “There is no news.” JMA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SPECIALIZING in concrete replacement and roofing replacement. Serving Carson City and surrounding areas since 1993. License #’s C-5 0079313 C-15 0079310, jmaconstructioncompany@gmail.com or (775)882-6347
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Life choices...
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out whoopie. He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without whoopie wasn’t worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, “I was coming to die.” She laughed and replied, “I was just coming down to kill you!” HANDYMAN PROS (NOT LICENSED) - RAPID RESPONSE, ALL Phases of Construction, New, Repair, Roofs, Bath, Kitchen, Painting, Custom, Carpentry, Landscaping, Concrete, minor Plumbing and Electrical, Tile, Granite & more, Professionally Designed Blue Prints (775)400-6822 AERATING & DETHATCHING $300 MOST yards, large yards welcomed, sprinkler repair tree & Juniper removal, excavating, Earth, Turf & Timber Landscape Maintenance (775)450-1955
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” TRACTOR WORK: CLEANING YARDS, roof shingle repairs, exterior house painting, sagebrush removal, RV pad, etc., Call Florencio (775)771-7640 WANTED, OLD CARS, COLLECTOR CARS, MUSCLE cars, non running or no title okay, private collector, give me a call (775)315-8265
The United Women in Faith Holiday Craft Fair
Crafts of all kinds and Bake Sale! Friday, November 6th, 5pm-8pm and Saturday, November 7th, 9am-2pm. First United Methodist Church - 412 W. Musser St., Carson City. Crafter/Vendor opportunities available! For more information please call (775)882-1436 or email tannis@ carsoncitymethodist.com 1979 21’ COASTAL REC PLEASURE SAILBOAT, with trailer and Honda 4 stroke BFP 9.9 power thrust portable outboard motor, needs TLC $2,700; Teto 1988 5th wheel trailer, free as is, definitely needs TLC; Antique wood burning cook stove $1,500; Women’s business high-end wardrobe suits and separates, Sizes 8-10-12; Women’s full length Beaver fur coat $700 (775)781-4696
Missed the plane
Substitute Bus Drivers Wanted
Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $24.26/hour or up to 5 years of bus driving experience. Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week after 40 hours of paid training at $16.03/hour. Contracted positions for permanent routes include; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance. Paid sick leave & holidays. NV PERS retirement. Please apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us/employment to complete an application.
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied. Did you know? Women’s football is projected to have over 800 million fans globally by 2030 and become one of the world’s top five sports. CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352
God’s other name
A Sunday school teacher asked her second graders if anyone knew another name for God. She was picturing answers like ‘Lord’ or ‘Almighty’. After a long moment of silence a little boy raised his hand and said, “Howard.” “Howard?” replied the confused teacher. “You know,” continued the boy, “Howard be thy name.”
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C-THRU WINDOW CLEANING, AND GENERAL maintenance, Call Casey (775)350-8021
Save your Kitchen!
Cabinet Refinishing Services with Cabinet Guard products DON’T RE-FACE OR REPLACE YOUR CABINETS UNTIL YOU EVALUATE OUR REFURBISHING SERVICES! We utilize Products and processes (pat pending) exclusively owned by “Cabinet Guard”. With 46 years of development by founder and master craftsman Dana Ayler: “I will wind back the clock on your cabinets. We tint over your original cabinet finish. We are completely dustless! Starting with a thorough cleaning, then rejuvenate & reluster the wood’s grain for maximum contribution and color (tint) blocking yellow from the original finish, w/100% UV protection. Final topcoats are very durable, strong enough for hardwood flooring. Easier to clean and maintain*EPANon-Toxic* No need to empty cabinets and you do not lose daily functioning of your kitchen.* Color Sampling Selection Program. Local client Testimonials and references. *Inquire. Yes as electives we upgrade hinges / hardware, clean and reseal Granite and/or Tile. Workdays 9:00am to 4:00pm returning you kitchen back to you until 9:00am the next workday. I Dana, perform
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all work on job site, no employees. NV Lic. #18331 CA Lic. #31997 (insured) See our informative website: www. cabinetguard.net. Questions: email info@cabinetguard. net. Text or call Dana (775)781-7462 STUCCO AND DRYWALL, PAINT SERVICES, Interior, Exterior wall repairs, cracks, peels, dents, tape texturing, wall paper, popcorn ceiling, removal and refinish, “paint”, 25 years experience, Free Estimates, Licensed and Bonded, Call Fred (775)507-6315 CANNON PLUMBING REPAIR - NEW FIXTURES installed, Hot water heaters, insured, licensed, bonded, local resident servicing - Minden - Airport Road, Johnson Lane, Stephanie area, Call Paul (916)717-2646
3 drunks
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn’t move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
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My wife’s attention
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention? So I simply sat down and looked comfortable. That did the trick. BATHROOM MIRROR NEW CONDITION 5FT X 3FT 6”, comes with hanging hardware. $50; beveled mirror has hanging hardware 20” x 28” new condition $45 (775)530-1295 WILL TEAR DOWN AND BUY OLD WOODEN Barns and Barn Wood! Insured and bonded (775)782-9192 Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520 WANTED: LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Old Pre-1970’s Levi’s, Musical instruments, Old Watches and Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930 Did you know? 75% of the world’s diet is produced from just 12 plants and five different animal species.
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You don’t know
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Part 2 - by Karen Dustman Lifting rheumy eyes to me, he smiled. A long, slow, careful smile. “I been practicing my bird-watching,” he said, pointing behind me toward the big picture window. “That one there? That’s a red-tailed hawk.” I turned around, then turned back. “I don’t see any birds, Hank.” “Right,” he said with a rather odd chuckle. I’d almost forgotten about that whole strange conversation until an ambulance pulled up in front of Hank and Maribel’s house the next week. Strangely enough, it hadn’t arrived with a siren. When they wheeled out a body on a stretcher, covered in a sheet, my heart nearly stopped. Hank hadn’t been kidding about Maribel trying to kill him. She’d really gone and done it. I was just trying to figure out how I was going to explain to the police about the stuff that left no trace, when someone came happily tripping out from the house next door – past the fake marble columns, past the leaf-cluttered reflecting pool, straight up my front walk. Hank. With a big smile on his face. I threw my front door open. “What happened?” I gasped. “Was that – her on the stretcher?” I pointed toward the body being loaded into the back of the ambulance as we spoke. continued....
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“Yup!” he grinned. “That’s Maribel. Gotta beer?” “But I thought – I thought –” “I wasn’t kidding about her trying to kill me,” Hank said, popping open his first cold one and settling down on my sofa with a grin. “I’ve been watching as she makes the coffees every morning. Made sure it was sugar she put in mine before I’d take a sip. Then this morning . . . sure as shooting, she pulled something from her pocket when she thought I wasn’t looking. Slipped a pile of it into one of the two mugs on the counter.” I couldn’t take it any longer. “So, what happened?” Hank was grinning ear to ear. “I pointed to the window. Told her to look at that red-tailed hawk in the tree out front.” I shook my head in confusion. “But Hank, there’s no hawk out there.” “I know that. But it only took two seconds when she wasn’t looking to switch the mugs.” Like to read more free micro-mysteries? Find me as “AbbyRiceAuthor” on Substack.
Minden-Tahoe SkyFest returns
October 16–18, 2026, with a bold new name and elevated experience—formerly known as the Aviation Roundup. As the only air show in Northern Nevada, Minden-Tahoe SkyFest delivers high-flying excitement against the stunning backdrop of the Sierra Nevada. For more information visit www.mindentahoeskyfest.net Did you know? It only takes six minutes for alcohol to affect your brain.
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Miracle worker...
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked, humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War...could you help me?” “Of course, my son,” Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared, and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried, defensively, “DON’T TOUCH ME! I’m on long-term disability!” KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)3623181 or (410)739-4052
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On the road
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your most wicked woman and a bologna sandwich!!!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a threecourse meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen sweetheart, I ain’t frisky, I’m homesick.” PULSAR GAS GENERATOR 1200W, BRAND NEW still in box $175, following items are new, Epson Ink Jet XP830 Inkjet printer $110; State of the art electric power chair, goes 10 miles on a charge $1,800; Tactile Medieval leg vibrator, pneumatic compression system for Edema $800; 2 Samsung Galaxy A16 5G phones, $75 each; 2 flip phones $20 each; 2’x3’ mirror $20; NRA backpacks $20 each; brand new shower curtain $10; 12” new electric frying pan $25, wheel chair cup holders $8 each, Call (775)431-3124
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Supporting a family...
Sam had proposed to young Cindy and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the suitor. “Yes, sir,” replied Sam, “I am.” “Well,” said Cindy’s father, “think carefully now. There are six of us.” YERINGTON, NEVADA FURNISHED ROOMS available, Utilities & WiFi included, Free on site Laundry, Fully stocked Kitchens, Bathrooms with soaking large tubs, Living rooms, Gym, Pool table and darts, Lounge (385)254-1127 The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers.
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VIAGRA Press Release
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen; Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Corp is making an announcement that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Co as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on memory loss research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can’t remember what to do with them! 28 PIECES OF LLADRO (HAND PAINTED FIGURINES), 4 Lennox Christmas “Spirit” figurines, perfect condition, 14 Lennox Christmas figurines, mostly Angels in original boxes, large vintage refurbished doll in glass case, 14 pairs of Capezio’s size 8, for pricing call (510)390-3771 GREAT PAY FOR EXPERIENCED RELIABLE Caregivers. Must have own transportation & CPR certified, Serving Gardnerville, Minden, Carson City (775)2911731
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Hidden magazine
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do. After flicking through the magazine her husband says, “To be honest I’m not sure, but I don’t think spanking her is going to help.” ROOM FOR RENT, MALE ROOMMATE TO HELP senior woman living in her own home in Carson City gated community; private bedroom, private bath, use of full kitchen, assist with small tasks around the home, $200 per month (775)888-9701
Homecoming
It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.” “Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”
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Quilts in the Wind
Bring your family and friends to enjoy a day of color and craftsmanship at the Smith Valley Pine Needlers Outdoor Quilt Show (weather permitting). This one-day-only show will take place on Sunday, October 4, during the Rotary Club of Smith Valley Fun Days at Dressler Park, Wellington (Smith Valley), Nevada. This unique outdoor event will feature handmade quilts from local and regional quilters, showcasing their creativity and skill. Free Admission. You’ll also have a chance to win our raffle quilt by purchasing a ticket. Proceeds will support the Rotary Club of Smith Valley’s community projects.
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Today is my birthday!
A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “It’s my birthday today, and I’m on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday.” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday I’ll buy you a drink; in fact, I’ll take care of this one for you.” As the women finishes her drink the woman to her right says, “I guess I should buy you a drink.” The old woman says, “All right. Bartender, I want a scotch and two drops of water.” “All right,” says the bartender. As she finishes her drink, the man to her right says, “Since I’m the only one around you that hasn’t bought you a drink, I guess I might as well buy you one.” The old woman says, “All right. Bartender I want a scotch and two drops of water.” “Coming right up,” the bartender says. As he gives her the drink he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the scotch and only two drops of water?” The old woman replies, “Sonny, you learn that when you’re my age, you can hold your liquor but you sure can’t hold your water.”
On your Birthday!
Wishing you 365 days of adventure, laughter, the love of family and friends and moments worth remembering. Happy birthday! The Scoop 2013 THOR, MAJESTIC CLASS C FORD MOTORHOME, 450 ten cylinder Engine, Mileage 124,200 miles (Apx). MPG 8-10. The Following are new within the last 2 years: Complete Refrigerator Mechanicals, Hot Water Heater Tank & Hardware, Kitchen & Shower Fixtures, All 6 Tires, 8 Foot Motorized Retractable Awning, Air Taxi 14” Roof Fan Ventilation System with Remote, NAPA Commercial Coach Battery, Replace Microwave Vent, 4 Tank Sensors, Water Pump, Valves, Hoses, Fresh Water Tank, 2 @ 6000 Pound rear Leveling Jacks, Roof Membrane replacement and new Skylight, May, 2023, New Mattress, August, 2023, Blackout window coverings, New Alternator, Always stored at covered Space at Barons RV Storage. This RV was a Cruise America Rental for its first 10 years. As such, it had all routine services performed, and has several addons that make it very user friendly. Reduced to $28,500 (775)781-2356 or (775)781-2810 Did you know? Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words.
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Have faith
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. “HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?” he shouted. A majestic voice boomed through the gorge: “I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me.” “Yes, yes, I trust you!” cried the man. “Let go of the branch,” boomed the voice. There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, “IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO? USA DRYWALL LLC, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#88940 (775)247-2539
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Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes.” “I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket girl, “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his
head out and watch the movie. “Marge,” whispered Mildred. “What?” said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert.” “What makes you think so?” asked Marge. “He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred. “Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge, “At our age it isn’t anything we haven’t seen before.” “Yes,” said Mildred, “But this one’s eating my popcorn!” HARMAR/AL100/UNIVERSAL OUTSIDE SCOOTER Hitch-Mount Lift/350 lbs capacity/Compatible with most minivans/SUV/trucks/vans. Fully powered lifting/ folding when not in use. Contact Greg at (707)688-1600
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Dear God,
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Happy 27th Anniversary Sierra Scoop!
October 1999 the first edition of Sierra Scoop was published. Thank you to our community members and businesses near and far for your continued support and patronage over the years. The journey with you is what has made Sierra Scoop “The Paper With A Hometown Flavor.” With gratitude and appreciation - Lisa Coffron/Publisher SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)781-3955 $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 MULE DAYS NEW BELT BUCKLES, 1982 BRASS $25; 1994 25th Anniversary Limited Edition #163, Original Package, Bronze $40 775-790-2455
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