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CHRISTMAS BOUTIQUE GARAGE SALE, NOVEMBER 2ND, 8am – noon, at 1330 Cora Ct., Fish Springs area in Gardnerville PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700 ESTATE SALE - SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th and 29th - 7am - 3pm, household items, furniture, tools, bikes, wide variety of items, too much to list. 10 Knudson, Yerington HUSQVARNA 572XP PRO. 72CC. 1 YEAR OLD. Extra bars, chains, manual. $95; Echo CS-620 P Pro, 62cc Near new, Extra bars, chains, manual $495 (775)790-4136 1942 DODGE CARRYALL, COLEMAN GENERATOR, 5 Bridgestone tires 285/45/R22, good condition, like new canvas chairs, 283 Chevy engine, large dog carrier, clay pigeon thrower, Call 775-309-5325 HANDMADE KING SIZE SUNBONNET SUE QUILT. Machine Quilted. Pink/white fabrics, $95 775-265-9677 BIT. CO TOOL CUTTER, BEST OFFER (775)265-2578

LAWN CARE SERVICE! MOWING, TRIMMING, Pruning, sprinkler repair and general yard cleanup, over 10 years experience, Andres (775)400-4742 IVER JOHNSON, COACH SHOTGUN, 12GA, DBL BBL, 20”, $560. Rossi, M92, Lever rifle, 38/357, $725. GForce, pump 12ga, Stainless, 18”BBL, $280. CZ, P10M, 9mm pistol, 3 1/2”BBL, $300. Palmetto State, AR15, pistol w/brace, 7 1/2”BBL, reflex sights, $600. Colt, Lawman Mark III, 38/357, Revolver, 3 1/2”BBL, $930, Lee (775)720-6076 BOOKKEEPING & P AYROLL SERVICES. Accurate, professional, experienced. Contact us at Che.White@ CheWhiteBookkeeping.com or visit CheWhiteBookkeeping.com Minden Office (606)485-0533 SEEKING GHOST OR CO-AUTHOR FOR MY BOOKS, must be Christian articulate with vast bible knowledge, send resume to Wayne Williams - 123 Pinon Place, Coleville, CA 96107 (775)781-1945

ATTN: Mobile Users in Church

“When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God”. However, it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile.

Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to Him. If you want to see HIM, send Him a text while driving.”

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Her message finally got across!

Ten reasons why employers should serve alcohol at work

1 It reduces complaints about low pay. 2 It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 3 It eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work. 4 Employees work later instead of going to the pub. 5 Stops employees getting drunk on their lunch break. 6 Staff no longer need free coffee to sober up. 7 It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 8 It cuts down on time off because staff can work with a hangover. 9 Employees are a lot less likely to remember about promotion.

10 It leads to more honest communications.

ALL GARAGE DOORS! $250 OFF - GARAGE door service with 50 years experience, offering Doors by CHI, Liftmaster garage door openers, spring or rollers replacement, senior, military and cash discounts. Jim Dyer Overhead Door (775)883-7740, para espanol (775)445-9448 DARK OAK TABLE WITH EIGHT CHAIRS $900 OBO; Dark China cabinet $500 OBO; Large beautiful curio cabinet $500 OBO; Call and leave message (775)980-5200 21’ OUTBACK TRAVEL TRAILER WITH 1 SLIDE, 2 bunks, one queen bed, outdoor kitchen and shower, everything works, very clean, $5,000 OBO (775)431-6801

September 22nd - First Day of Fall 4

Each year on her birthday, Ann Hernandez and her boyfriend, Alan Tomaska, would settle on the rocky shore of Thacher Island and uncork a bottle of champagne in a toast to the day.

When the bottle was empty and the tide going out, Hernandez would tuck a handwritten message inside and Tomaska would hurl the bottle over the rocks and into the crashing surf. Tomaska considered the ritual a lark.

But for Hernandez, the messages in a bottle were a kind of personal driftwood - a piece of her joining the sea and traveling with its currents to hoped-for far-flung locales.

“When we got back to our humdrum lives, we didn’t talk about the bottles,’’’ said Tomaska, a home remodeler. “But whenever we were on the island, she would say, ‘One of these days, someone is going to find one of those bottles.’ ’’ It would take six years, but someone did. Defying nautical laws and odds, one of Hernandez’s bottles last month bobbed along the coast of France to a quaint village, where a French couple, Michel and Daniele Onesime, scooped it out of the water and read with wonder the note inside.

“While we were setting out to go deep-sea fishing one morning from the port at St. Gilles Croix de Vie, on the Vendee coast, my wife and I found a white glass bottle floating by,’’ Michel Onesime wrote in an e-mail to the Globe. “The moment we plucked it from the water, we saw that there was a message inside.’’

The message read: “Ann Hernandez is a lighthouse keeper on Thacher Island - Cape Ann Light Station and had a birthday there Oct 10 2003. Drop her a card at home.’’ The message included her year-round Illinois address. The Onesimes quickly jotted a postcard and sent it off.

But the connection was not to be.

The postcard came back to them marked undeliverable.

When the couple sent an e-mail to the Thacher Island Association, it reached its president, Paul St. Germain, who relayed sad news. Hernandez unexpectedly died at age 61 from complications of surgery the day before Thanksgiving last year.

Since then, the Onesimes have joined in mourning Hernandez and found themselves linked to her friends and loved ones - a connection forged, in this age of instant communication, not through text message, not through e-mail, but through a bottle that withstood a 3,000-mile trip across the ocean.

Her boyfriend “sent us pictures of him and Ann, and told us how she had thrown a bottle into the sea every year since 1991.

It’s a beautiful story. We would love one day to visit this island and get to know all our new friends,’’ Onesime wrote.

WOMEN’S SCHWIN BIKE $65; LEVOLOR DART toom shade 69½”, horizontal 59” vertical $800; Coffee table, wood with glass top 3’6” square $250 (775)267-7611 “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25+ years experience, Senior Discounts! KenJeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932 WE’RE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR CLUTTER problems. Put a roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove, ask us about our available loading assistance (775)297-2320

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RYAN PAINTING, INSIDE AND OUT, 40 YEARS experience, senior discounts, locally owned and operated, serving Minden, Gardnerville, Genoa, Carson and Tahoe (775)7907425

RENTAL NEEDED! MATURE AND VERY RESPONSIBLE female needs a place to rent at a reasonable rate.

Please contact Maria at (775)721-4250

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I’m listening.”

Grandparents Day is always celebrated on the first Sunday after Labor Day. In 2024, it was Sunday, September 8! While we honor our grandparents daily, take an extra moment to appreciate all the joy and wisdom that grandparents bring our lives.

Marian McQuade hoped to establish a national day that would honor grandparents, and in 1970, she began a campaign to do so. McQuade raised awareness about senior citizens throughout the 1970s. In 1978, President Jimmy Carter declared the first Sunday after Labor Day to be National Grandparents Day. Each year, the president proclaims to keep the tradition going.

Grandparents Day has both an official flower and a song. The National Grandparents Day Council chose both.

Marriage counseling....

YERINGTON, NEVADA FURNISHED ROOMS available, $850/month, Utilities & WiFi included, Free on site Laundry, Fully stocked Kitchens, Bathrooms with soaking large tubs, Living rooms, Gym, Pool table and dart, Lounge (385)254-1127 ESTATE LIQUIDATION/MOVING SALE LOCATED in the Johnson Lane area, Minden, just south of Carson City, NV. A 50+ year accumulation of various items big and small. Too much to list, so call ahead for specific wants, needs or desires, I may have it. Call backs will be answered in the order they are received. No texts please. Items can be viewed by appt. only. Lots of great stuff, something for everyone, Jim - leave message (775)364-4918

Grandparents Day

CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)4302352

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Gotta love this Doctor!

SEMI-RETIRED FINISH CARPENTER Door install/repairs, security screens, deadbolts, shelving, moldings, barn/ wood plank-shiplap-beadboard wall covering and cabinet installation. Call Mark (775)782-6198 or (775)790-5927

Knock at the door

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.”

JUNIPER, TREE & STUMP REMOVAL, Defensible Space, Fire Breaks, Excavating, Sprinkler Repair, Earth, Turf & Timber Landscape Maintenance (775)450-1955 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065

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Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it...

Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q:Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.

You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

AND...... For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

So remember: ‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well

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preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!

Christmas Boutique

First weekend in November! Christmas Decor, Trees, Ornaments, Gifts, Bake Sale, Silent Auction, Raffle AND Santa!

Get your pets picture taken with Santa! 1343 Centerville Lane, Gardnerville, St .Gall Church.

“We don’t see things as they are. We see them as we are.”

The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers.

SLOOWW COMPUTER? VIRUSES? MALWARE? Need an upgrade? Will do a complete computer maintenance: Remove Junk, Viruses, Malware. Test Hard Drive, Memory, Do updates and Print-Out. 25 Yrs+ Pro & Corp Experience $40 flat fee. Satisfaction guaranteed. I come to you!

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The Carson Valley Women’s Golf Club ...

is holding a benefit golf tournament, Teeing Up For The Cure, on Saturday, October 12th at the Carson Valley Golf Course.

The cost is $100/person which includes your green free, golf cart, swag bag, and lunch. Shotgun start is 10:00 a.m. Play will include the option of purchasing team mulligans, a 5-card draw poker run, three closest to the pin competitions, and a longest drive competition for both men and women divisions. There will be both a raffle prize drawing and silent auction with prizes that include two rounds of golf at Edgewood. Carson Tahoe Regional Hospital is a not-for-profit hospital that relies on the generosity of the community to help it remain independent and solvent. To help them continue to achieve that goal, all proceeds from the golf tournament will benefit and support the Carson Tahoe Cancer Center Breast Fund’s efforts to help women in their breast cancer recovery journeys. Contact Carson Valley Golf Course at (775) 265-3181 or visit www.carsonvalleygolf. com to reserve your spot and make a difference in someone’s life. Only checks or cash will be accepted for payment. Unfortunately, we are unable to accept credit cards.

WOOD STOVE PELLETS, WE SELL Pellets, cleanest burning, highest heat output, out performs all others, ½ cord almond firewood, bensonfeed.com, Benson Feed, Carson City (775)882-3999 “I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making more!”

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PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827 1999 SUBARU OUTBACK, AWD, 4 DOOR NEW MOTOR and more, asking $3,000 775-303-5884

Passport...

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died. Until now, she’d never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued.

“You must take the loyalty oath first,” responded the passport clerk. “Raise your right hand, please. “The old gal raised her right hand. “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?” was the first question. The little old lady’s face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, “Uhhh . . . all by myself?”

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ELECTRIC LEG EXERCISER WITH REMOTE, PAID $200, used 3 times, asking $144 (775)265-1670

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Insulting Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, Hey, lady! You’re really ugly! The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, Hey, lady! You’re really ugly! Furious, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. Hey, lady! it said. Yes? You know....

October 3rd - Rosh Hashanah

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All I Remember…

One day, while I was lying on a massage table in a dark, quiet room waiting for an appointment, a wave of longing swept over me. I checked to make sure I was awake and not dreaming, and I saw that I was as far removed from a dreamy state as one could possibly be. Each thought I had was like a drop of water disturbing a still pond, and I marveled at the peacefulness of each passing moment.

Suddenly my mother’s face appeared - my mother, as she had been before Alzheimer’s disease had stripped her of her mind, her humanity, and 50 pounds. Her magnificent silver hair crowned her sweet face. She was so real and so close I felt I could reach out and touch her. I even smelled the fragrance of Joy, her favorite perfume. She seemed to be waiting and did not speak.

I said, “Oh, Mother, I’m so sorry that you had to suffer with that horrible disease.”

She tipped her head slightly to one side, as though to acknowledge what I had said about her suffering. Then she smiled - a beautiful smile - and said very distinctly, “But all I remember is love.” And she disappeared.

I began to shiver in a room gone suddenly cold, and I knew in my bones that the love we give and receive is all that matters and is all that is remembered. Suffering disappears; love remains.

Her words are the most important I have ever heard, and that moment is forever engraved on my heart.

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YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Serving Gardnerville, Kelly (209)352-0084 PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free.

CORDLESS POWERLOAD STRING TRIMMER BE EGO, battery, charger, extra string and shoulder strap, asking $150, Minden (925)278-4232 PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441 SUGAR PLUM HOUSEKEEPING - LICENSED with References, $50/hour (775)220-4252

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COMPANION CARE PROVIDER - MATURE, RESPONSIBLE female is accepting new clients in Minden and Gardnerville areas. I enjoy visiting with seniors and home bound individuals who need assistance and/or socialization during their day-to-day chores and activities. I offer nonmedical assistance for clients with the comfort of their own homes, and I also am willing to visit with seniors who live in senior care facilities. Whether it’s just good conversation, playing a board game or enjoying a cup of tea together, I am there for you. I drive clients to medical appointments, social events, grocery shopping, and am able to assist those who have limited mobility. I will do light housekeeping.

Let me help you maintain your independence. I will work daytime hours at reasonable rates. Please call Maria at (775)721-4250 to arrange and interview.

Substitute Bus Drivers Wanted

Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for: Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $22.85/hour or up to 5 years of bus driving experience. Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week. Contracted positions for permanent routes include; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance. Paid sick leave & holidays. NV PERS retirement.

Please apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us/employment to complete an application.

HEAVY DUTY GRIZZLY SCREEN SEPARATOR, hookup to backhoes, etc, asking $3,500 OBO (775)720-1627

DO YOU NEED TO REPLACE YOUR WORN out concrete driveway, patio, or walkway? We also install new patios, driveways, monolithic garage slabs, retaining walls, footings, and stemwalls. K&C Construction, NV LIC # 79034, 79237, 81038, 86464. To get a free quote call at (775)691-6462 WANTED! PART TIME SECRETARY WITH ACCOUNTING experience, in my Topaz Ranch Estates home, I am disabled. For more details call (775)266-4223

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ALL GARAGE DOORS! $250 OFF - GARAGE door service with 50 years experience, offering Doors by CHI, Liftmaster garage door openers, spring or rollers replacement, senior, military and cash discounts. Jim Dyer Overhead Door (775)883-7740, para espanol (775)445-9448

Foreign Language

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “Whatever possessed you to study Japanese?”

The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him”.

EIGHT PLASTIC CHAIR COVERS WITH PADS $40 OBO; 28 quart plastic boxes with lids, only $5 each; box full of costume jewelry $40, call for more details (408)2704028 HOME HANDYMAN - SERVING CARSON VALLEY, Johnson Lane, Minden. Fast, Friendly and Affordable, Contact Tim - home-handy-man.com or (775)431-4088 PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)2657081

Dear Abby:

I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. Dear Rose: So would I. Abby IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL OR SOMETHING to say put it in the Scoop today!

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MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501

Douglas County Republican Women

(DCRW) will be holding their October luncheon meeting on Wednesday, October 2nd. Social hours are from 11:0011:45 a.m., the meeting starts at 11:45 a.m., and a delicious Shepherd’s Pie will be served at 12:00 noon. We hope you will connect with us to learn more about how you can partner with us to make a difference this very important election year.

The DCRW has formulated great plans to help the Republican party be successful in November, so please join us to learn how you can play an important role in our party’s success. DCRW meets at 1681 Lucerne, Minden. RSVP by September 27th to Elinor Lacy at DCRWrsvp@gmail.com or call 415-985-5432 for more info.

DCRW’s November meeting will also be in Minden at Valley Christian Fellowship on Wednesday, November 6th. Social hours, meeting start time, and location are the same as noted for October. We hope you will be able to join us to hear a rundown on the election results from informed speakers. A delicious Ham or Chicken Casserole will be served for lunch. Please RSVP no later than November 1st to Elinor Lacy at DCRWrsvp@gmail. com, or call 415-985-5432 for more information.

ARE WHITE, WALK-IN CAMPERSHELL, FITS 6’4” Dodge Truck only, has all upgrades to include roof rack mounts, great shape, asking $2,200 OBO; Call 775-7814963 “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!”

Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $369 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $599, all vents, returns, heater and AC cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $129, NV#260831, call Jeff at Peake Air (818)519-4566 “Lead from the heart, not the head.”

VFW Breakfast

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January to October - 8:00am to 9:30am. Topaz VFW Post 3630 is again hosting a monthly breakfast at the TRE Community Center 3939 Carter Way on the 4th Saturday of each month. The breakfast is to rally support for TRE Veterans by bringing together families and friends for a fun event.

The VFW Post 3630 has a regular meeting at 4:00pm on the 3rd Wednesday every month. New members are always welcome.

Voter Assistance for Conservatives

Reception/Cleaning/Animal Care, Full/Part Time, Monday - Friday, Apply In Person, 1454 Southgate Drive, Gardnerville, NV 89410

Ballot chasing, Pick up for Elderly or Handicapped Conservative neighbors.

Answer questions about the State Questions.

Provide Literature.

Text reminders when ballots are mailed, help with seeing Ballot Trax to see if your vote was received.

Yard Signs if requested.

Help with Non-Partisan Office decisions/literature.

Voter Registration changes.

Voter Opt In – Opt Out forms or deceased form to update voter rolls.

Voter Information on Drop Boxes and Locations to vote in person.

Build Community of Trust to neighborhoods.

Phone Bank systems to contact voters to encourage the vote.

Cure Ballots after the election to make sure every vote counts.

Recommendation is that Conservatives vote on paper ballot, don’t mail TAKE TO DROP BOX, no machines and vote as soon as you can to BANK YOUR VOTE EARLY. Douglasturningpointaction@gmail.com 775-790-3941.

Call us for anything.

BUYING CASINO CHIPS, OLD POSTCARDS, ADVERTISING signs, old Nevada match book collections, old scrapbooks, old Nevada telephone books, old bottles, confederate money, letters, etc. - Terry (775)782-3904

FOR SALE: DARK OAK DINING ROOM TABLE WITH 8 chairs, 2 leaves $900; Dark Oak China cabinet, $500; Big Curio cabinet, $500 OBO. Leave a message at (775)9805200

PIANO, GUITAR, COMPOSITION LESSONS. ALL LEVELS and ages. Experienced teachers with music degrees. Jim and Janet, Sunridge/Carson City (415)678-0504 HOT TUB SERVICE, WEEKLY AND BI WEEKLY service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, hot tub cover sales, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)2672490

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BY ‘CABINET GUARD’ PRODUCTS (pat. pending) DON’T RE-FACE OR REPLACE YOUR CABINETS UNTIL YOU EVALUATE OUR REFURBISHING / SERVICES! (WE ARE 80% LESS COSTLY) We utilize exclusive Products & Processes by ‘CABINET GUARD’ (pat. pending) w/ 40 + years of development by founder & master craftsman Dana Ayler: “I will wind back the clock on your Cabinets”.

We blend over, ‘Refurbishing’ your original cabinet finish, so there is no stripping or sanding mess! We are completely dustless! Starting w/ a thorough cleaning, then rejuvenate & re-luster the wood’s grain for its contribution and light color (tint) to block yellowing from the original finish, w/ 100% UV protection all with exclusive ‘CABINET GUARD’ (pat. pending) products.

Final topcoat/s, very durable, strong enough for hardwood flooring, superior ware, extreme moisture resistance, 100 % UV-Protected. * Easier to clean & maintain * Spray-less & EPA –Non -Toxic * No need to empty out Cabinets * You do not lose daily function of your kitchen * Good for environment, no tree cutting * Door Sampling * Written local Client Testimonials & References * Up to 20% in discounts, inquire.

Workdays: 9:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Returning your kitchen back to you until 9:00 a.m. the next morning! I Dana, perform all work on job site.

Questions: www.danadesignnv@hotmail.com or call: Dana, Cabinets Etc. @ (775)781-7462 or Kathy @ (775)782-7821 or

MOUNTAIN POOL & SPA - WE CLEAN pools and spas, monthly and bi-monthly service (530)318-1698 AFFORDABLE NEVADA CCW CLASSES $90, tac-aimfirearmsinstruction.com or (775)360-5214 ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766 DRIVE MEDICAL TUB TRANSFER BENCH, RTL12075 new $75; Rely Ultimate Disposable Underwear Box Large 100 (2 left); New $40 each; Rely Maximum Disposable Underwear, Box Large 100 (8 left) New $40 each, prices firm - cash only, Call for details, Yerington (775)315-2668 QUALITY HAY AVAILABLE FROM PINENUT FARMING. Alfalfa, Orchard/Alfalfa mix, and straight orchard grass. Call for availability and prices. Delivery available! www.pinenutfarming.com - Call (775)901-3213 BATH TUBS REPAIRED, RESURFACED, AND re-colored, Acrylic, Fiberglass and Porcelain, Call The Tub Doctor (775)233- 5297 “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”

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MANUELS LANDSCAPING SERVICES - FIRE Pits, Pavers, Fences, Rocks, Sprinklers, Artificial Turf, Retaining Walls, Water Features, Spring and Fall Clean Ups, Lawn Care Service - Aerating, Thatching, Mowing, all for a great price, you’ll be happy, NV#20222462146, Castaneda Landscaping LLC (775)291-7499 HAVE YOU BEEN CUT OFF FROM A GRANDPARENT grandchild relationship? Grandparents support group now forming! For more information call (775)781-2588

TRACTOR WORK: CLEANING YARDS, drive way level, sagebrush removal, RV pad, grading projects, etc., Call Florencia at this number (775)771-7640 SONNYS TRUMP STORE FLAGS, HATS, COINS, Switchblade Knives and more. Now Open in Gardnerville.

1504 US Highway 395 Unit #6 upstairs, Monday-Saturday 10:30am to 6:30pm WANTED, OLD CARS, COLLECTOR CARS, MUSCLE cars, non running or no title okay, private collector, give me a call (775)315-8265

THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)265-5541 or (775)901-1848 D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)671-0808 LOOKING FOR PROPERTY CARETAKER POSITION (Alpine or Douglas County), 31 years experience, gardening, horse and pet care, snow removal, etc, excellent references (530)320-0626

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Religious Golf

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.

One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do. Play golf or give the Sunday service.

Shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant, told him he was sick and asked the assistant to take care of the Sunday church service for him. He packed the car up and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.

An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. She went to God and said, “Look at the preacher.

He should be punished for what he is doing.” God nodded in agreement.

The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball and hit a perfect drive, straight as an arrow, four-hundred yards right to the green, where it gently rolled into the cup (as they say in basketball, “nothing but net”). A picture perfect hole-inone. He was amazed and excited.

The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him.”

God smiled. “I did. Just think about it... who can he tell?

Pet names....

There once was a man who was so proud of the fact that he had six kids that he insisted on calling his wife “mother of six.”

His wife hated this name and asked him repeatedly not to call her that, but he was a stubborn man and was very proud that he had six kids.

One evening they were at a dinner party for his company and it was getting close to the time that they should be leaving. The husband yelled from across the room over to his wife, “mother of six, are you ready to go?”

Annoyed with his question, she responded, “In a minute, Father of four.”

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FOR SALE! OVER 100 HATS, DATING BACK TO 1920’S; summer, winter, straw, casual, church, dress and more, must take all, best offer (530)694-0042 or (530)6593966 LAWN CARE SERVICE! AERATING, THATCHING, Mowing, Trimming, Pruning, Sprinklers/Repair, General Yard Clean Up, Free Estimates, 10+ Years Experience, Ruben (775)430-3585 SKY CLEANING SERVICE - FULL BASIC housecleaning - Move In Move Out - Offices - New Homes - Weekly/ Bi-Weekly/Monthly - Licensed/Bonded - Satisfaction Guaranteed - Free Estimates, Silvia (775)461-9028 CUJO’S HOG HOUSE! V-TWIN Motorcycle repair, maintenance and accessories, also sales and service of Frankenstein Trike conversions, Factory Trained PHD and ASE Certified, 1430 Industrial Way, Unit C (in the back) (775)782-6051 FAST INTERNET! UP TO 100 MBPS. NEW LOWER rates. Best in rural areas. www.rural-internet.us or Patrick (775)297-4777 HOME IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT? INTERIOR remodels, kitchens, bathrooms and more, Free estimates, 25+ years experience, Carson Valley Construction Company LLC, NV#0074855 (775)291-1453 “It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.”

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Oh, the Irony!

Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.

“How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man.

“How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How about you, how did you die?” “I had a heart attack,” says the first man. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died.”

The second man shakes his head. “That’s so ironic,” he says. “What do you mean?” asks the first man. “If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”

COLLECTOR/ANTIQUES: 1988-2020 HOLIDAY Barbie Collection (34 dolls) $3,500; Fisher Price Toys ( radios, pull dogs) $400; Guardian Serviceware (32 pcs) $650; Sheffield Dinnerware “Elegance” (misc pcs) $300; Lenox Brookdale China (Service for 12 and serving - 119 pcs) $2,000; Antique child’s rocker/high chair $150; “Grow Up Girls” porcelain figures (age 1 - 18 and Graduation) $40; Beveled Glass, Two panels (22”w x 48”h) $100 (702)280-5795

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Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 3pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, EADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-1627 USA DRYWALL LLC, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#88940 (775)247-2539 FIREARMS FOR SALE, RIFLES, PISTOLS, SHOTGUNS. Email dehart4God@yahoo.com for list and prices.

FFL transfers $20 for CCW holders ARE YOU A VACATIONER, FREQUENT TRAVELER or an absentee owner? Northern Nevada Home Watch is a licensed and bonded home watch service providing regular visual inspections of homes and properties that are unoccupied for both a short or long term. Contact us at (775)2921272 WANTED! COMIC BOOKS AND/OR SPORTS CARDS, I can come to you (562)706-4224

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Why do you wear your collar that way?

An old Jewish man was once on the subway and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?”

The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered “I wear this collar because I am a Father.”

The Jewish man thought a second and responded “Sir I am also a Father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?”

The priest thought for a minute and said “Sir, I am the father for many.” The Jewish man quickly answered “I too am the father of many. I have four sons, four daughters and too many grandchildren to count. But I wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear it your way?”

The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out “Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people.” The Jewish man was taken aback and was silent for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said “Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards.”

FERMAN GENERATOR, 8 GALLON TRI-FUEL, new, never used, excellent condition, includes electrical cords and new large gas cans, will sell for $750 firm (951)543-3407

October 14th - Columbus Day

$200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 HOME REPAIR PRO, MR. FIX IT, ANY OUTSIDE/INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $40 per hour (775)6915119

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Halloween Groaner

A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a “BUMP....BUMP....BUMP...” behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him....”BUMP...

BUMP...BUMP...” t-The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...BUMPBUMPBUMP. He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP...

BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly “the coffin stops.”

2009 VICTORY VISION TOUR PREMIUM SEMI custom with reverse, many extras $5,500 (775)267-3925 JENOME MEMORY CRAFT 300E EMBROIDERY machine, includes all instructions, hoops, thread, patterns, backing, lots of extras $950 OBO; Cutsie quilting frame, barely used $600 OBO; Brother long arm with stitch speed regulator, fits on frame $800 OBO; GO AccuQuilt fabric cutter in original box $60, small GO fabric cutter with pink carry case $40; GO fabric cutter, 11 dyes, they fit both cutters $100 (775)721-1386 or (775)265-3232

Two girls....

Custodian Job Opening

Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.”

“Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market,” she explained.

“Oh, that’s too bad,” the other girl sympathized. “I’m sure you’re feeling sorry for him.”

“Yeah, I am,” she said. “He’ll really miss me.”

Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for Custodians; various positions & sites (40 hours per week) Starting Salary: $20.22/hour or up to 5 years of experience; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance.

Paid sick leave, vacation & holidays. NV PERS retirement.

C-THRU WINDOW CLEANING, “WINDOW CLEANING at its finest”, Call Casey (775)350-8021

FREE! ONE ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER, ONE MANUAL TYPEWRITER 775-267-4609

BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)883-6629

30-06 MILITARY MAUSER, MESQUITE STOCK, Tiffany trigger, 4-12 Redfield scope, good straight shooter, asking $350, email rperrine23@yahoo.com or (775)267-1871

Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520

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BROWNING O/U BELGIUM 1962 28” MOO full, very good condition $1,600 firm! (775)720-2814

34 PISTOL TARGET PLATES, T1 STEEL APROX 8 BY 6” $300, also miscellaneous ironwork (775)292-9324 COMPUTER PROBLEMS? DO YOU NEED help connecting your gadgets? On-site computer repair and network configurations, Honest and Affordable, justin.nelson@ goowy.com (775)450-3735 HANDYMAN - SMALL CONCRETE WORK, REPAIRS and some overlays, Call Chuck (775)552-5151

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Bottled Water vs. Tap

In a groundbreaking study, the Environmental Working Group (EWG) tested 10 popular bottled water brands to assess their purity and safety.

The results were alarming: on average, each brand contained 8 different contaminants, ranging from caffeine and acetaminophen to fertilizers, solvents, plastic-derived chemicals, and strontium.

Perhaps the most surprising revelation from the EWG study is that approximately 64% of the bottled water sold in the United States is actually sourced from municipal tap water. This means that many consumers are paying a premium for water that they could easily obtain from their kitchen sink.

Despite the common belief that bottled water is subject to stricter regulations than tap water, this is not necessarily the case. While the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) does regulate bottled water, it is not required to be safer than tap water.

In contrast, municipal tap water is more strictly regulated by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) under the Safe Drinking Water Act. This means that tap water is subject to more rigorous testing and monitoring than bottled water.

Moreover, bottled water companies are not required to disclose their water sources, treatment methods, or contaminant testing results, making it difficult for consumers to make informed decisions about the water they are drinking. (msn.com) The United States is the world’s leading consumer of bottled water. In 2023 15.94 billion gallons of bottled water were sold in the United States.

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What kind of inscription?

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.

“How much is it?” she asked. “One hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so. “But it comes with an inscription,” he said. “What kind of inscription?” she asked. “Whatever you wish,” he explained, “but one of the old golfers favorites is, ‘NEVER UP, NEVER IN.”Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’s what started the argument in the first place!”

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FREE! A RECLINER CHAIR, ELECTRIC, TAKES ONE FROM almost flat to standing, excellent condition, bought in 2024 and A hospital bed with locking wheels, a trapeze, two sets of sheets, bought in Oct. 2024. Would need to be dismantled to transport, Call Sarah at (THIS ITEM SOLD BEFORE MAILING) SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)781-3955 ATV TIRES, LIKE NEW, KENDA EXECUTIONER 2-258-12--2-25-10-12 $200 (775)267-3925

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A heavy-hearted letter to the grandchild I never get to see

If you are a Devoted Grandma reader (devotedgrandma. com), you know I like to keep things light and highlight all the highs that come with being a grandma. However, there are also lows, the worst of which is not seeing your grandchild.

I know that everyone’s situation is different and that you may not get to see them because they live far away or because some other factor affects your relationship with your grandchild or their parents. No matter the case, this letter is for you – the grandma whose heart aches because she doesn’t get to see her grandchild.

To the grandchild that I never get to see: Never in a million years did I think I would have to write a letter like this – a letter to the one I love most but never get to see.

When I envisioned my life as a grandma, I pictured ice cream dates on a hot summer day, cuddly read-alouds before bed, and stories and inside jokes that only we would understand.

I dreamed of jumping in puddles, planting a garden we’d share, staying up extra late on Christmas Eve, and waking up too early on Christmas morning.

I loved being a mom and everything it entailed – the latenight feedings, school programs, PTA meetings, and sporting events. I was front and center for everything and looked forward to the day when I could do all these things for you, dear one.

I was going to be your biggest fan – I am your biggest fan.

Instead of leading the cheer section, I sit on the sidelines, trying to catch a glimpse of you whenever I can.

All I ever wanted was to be a grandma. All I ever wanted was you.

Now you’re here, and you are everything I could have imagined and more with your bright eyes, warm smile, and cheerful demeanor. You are everything I envisioned and prayed for. I longed for you all my life, and now you’re here. You’re here, but my arms are empty. You’re here, but my heart is heavy.

You’re here, but my soul aches. My soul aches because you’re here, but I can’t have you. I can’t see you. I can’t touch you. I can’t feel you.

You are my everything – my heart beating outside my chest, my pride and joy, my treasured and beloved grandchild.

The recliner I pictured us sitting, rocking, and cuddling

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in sits empty, with the lamp next to it permanently turned off.

There is no use in sitting there until I can hold you again.

All those blankets I planned to make you, the crafts I bought for us to do together, and the movies I want to watch with you while we munch on popcorn – for now, they are locked away until we can be together again.

Though we can’t be together right now, I pray you know you are loved beyond measure and that you are the light of my life. I know this isn’t forever. It can’t be forever. I won’t let it be forever.

While we can’t be together now, I know in my heart that there will be a day when we will be together again. Until then, I will be dreaming of you and that wonderful day when we are reunited. You are worth the wait. You are my joy. You are my life. You are my everything. You are my grandchild.

I know many grandmas to who this letter applies. My heart breaks for them – and for you if these words also resonated with you. Grandmas and their grandchildren should never be separated by distance or other factors. Please know that if these words touch you personally, I am always thinking of you and praying for you. God bless you from a fellow loving and Devoted Grandma.

WINCHESTER MODEL 1895. S/N 75819, GOOD condition $1,000; Harrington & Richardson Greenwing Special 20 gauge single shot, top break, never fired $350 775-2333580 HARLEY DAVIDSON, 2006 STREET GLIDE. GREAT condition. 24,000 miles, new tires, complete service done in 2022. Solo seat, luggage rack, CB radio. I have the original seat and original parts. Asking $11,000 OBO. Call or text Debbie (760)932-9139 HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 195060’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827

November 5th - Happy Birthday Nick!

Love ma

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” There was a time when…

Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-moe”?

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “Do Over!”?

“Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest? Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening? It wasn’t odd to have two or three “Best Friends”? The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was “cooties”? Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot? A foot of snow was a dream come Saturday. Saturday morning cartoons weren’t 30 minute commercials for action figures? “Olyoly-oxen-free” made perfect sense? Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles? The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team? War was a card game? Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle? Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin? Water balloons were the ultimate weapon? If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

SEEKING GHOST OR CO-AUTHOR FOR MY BOOKS, must be Christian articulate with vast bible knowledge, send resume to Wayne Williams - 123 Pinon Place, Coleville, CA 96107 (775)781-1945 UNDERGROUND WATER RIGHTS FOR SALE, 9.6 acre feet, Smith Valley, Bob (775)781-0244 KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)362-3181 or (410)739-4052

Skydiving...

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked: “If our chute doesn’t open; and the reserve doesn’t open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?”

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: “The rest of your life.”

WANTED: LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Old Pre-1970’s Levi’s, Musical instruments, Old Watches and Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930

DECKS! RESURFACE, REPAIR, REPLACED AND trash removal, Serving Carson Valley (775)315-2235

A couple of short marriage jokes

A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Husband wanted’.

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

A little boy asked his father, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’ And the father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’

1960’S, 1970’S BEAUTIFUL COLLECTORS PORCELAIN plates with authentic cards, 56 of them $10 each, take all, price negotiable (775)267-4609 CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWELRY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave phone number and clear message on my phone. I return all calls. Call or text Joanne at (775)4302352 PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Prayer for the health and safety of students

Dear Jesus, The world can be a scary place at times. Parents often struggle with fear and anxiety as they drive away from the school after dropping off their students. Likewise, teachers and students feel the weight of the “what-if’s” all day.

So, we ask that you provide a blanket of peace and security for our parents, teachers, and students this school year. We ask for protection and safety for them all. Keep our children, their families, and the school staff safe from the various dangers of this world. At the same time, we ask that you guard their minds and hearts from unnecessary fear and worry. We ask that you give everyone calm heads and calm hearts in the face of any potential emergency and provide everything needed to navigate those situations well. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

AVON COLLECTION FROM THE ‘70’S AND ‘80’S in original boxes, Mens/womens, 378 pieces for $300 in totes.

Minden/Johnson Lane area, you pick up (406)366-0062 USED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS PLUS NEW LIGHTS included $30 (775)267-4609

1999 FORD F600 DEISEL TRUCK, FOR MORE details call George in TRE (775)790-2786 SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003

7 BOWS FOR SALE. 3 MODERN, 4 VINTAGE, 18 Easton Carbon/Aluminum FMJ Arrows, 2 Layered Block Targets, Soft and Hard Bow Cases Including 1 Aluminum Travel Case, plus spare Matthews Soft Case. Most all Items in mint or near mint condition, $600 firm for everything, cash only. No individual items for sale. all or nothing, Minden (609)576-4753

Happy 25th Anniversary Sierra Scoop!

On this anniversary, I would like to share a quotes that applies to so many of you and it goes like this: “Friends are the family you get to choose.” I thank you for being a part of the Scoop family. You have made this journey so worthwhile and I have been blessed to get to know so many wonderful people.

We truly have the very best community members and business people. You are the ingredients that make Sierra Scoop “the paper with the hometown flavor!” Thank you! Lisa Coffron/ Publisher/Sierra Scoop USED PAINTS INCLUDING NEW ONES IN VARIETY of colors $50 for all (775)267-4609 12 FT. 2020 HOBIE MIRAGE OUTBACK FISHING kayak w/trailer. Also a Garmin 6” fish finder w/sidescan, foot pedals and other fishing extras. Reduced to $3,800 OBO, Contact Mark (775)291-0640

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November 11th - Veterans Day

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