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Welcome to the #1 Shoppers Guide in the Sierra, better known as "The Paper with a Hometown Flavor", located in Douglas County, Nevada. "The Scoop" our household name - is a family publication dedicated to preserving family values and the communities in which we live and serve. Since 1999 our friends, neighbors and business people from dozens of communities throughout our zoned distribution of over 45,000 have been receiving our magazine in their mailbox on or before the first of every month absolutely free of charge, delivered by the United States Postal Service. We reach people where they live! We offer Private party ads - where you can find a treasure chest of bargains! Our friends and neighbors provide heartwarming stories, humorous jokes, and community events to share with our readers! For retail businesses we offer commercial ads designed to inform and guide our friends and neighbors to their neighborhood shopping areas. And last but not least, we pride ourselves on our loyal readership, our retail businesses and our dedication to the communities we serve. So, grab a cup of coffee, sit back, relax and enjoy the wonderful flavor of Sierra Scoop, either in your mailbox or just a click away. We hope you enjoy and thanks for stopping by.
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
Louvre Me Alone
A guy in Paris steals several paintings from the Louvre Museum. But after he gets them out past security, his van runs out of gas two blocks away from the museum and he gets caught. The police ask how he could mastermind such a complex crime and then make such a foolish error. The thief replies, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.” WANTED! MOTHER IN-LAW QUARTERS OR GUEST house to lease long term in Carson Valley for responsible/working senior woman, Excellent references, call (775)720-7667 WANTED; LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Musical Instruments, Old Watches And Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930 2 - 10’ A FRAME LADDER, 1 - 8’ A FRAME ladder, 1 rigid pipe vise #460, 1 rigid ½”x2” manual pipe threader, 1 Greenlee crimper #K09-2GL #8 to 4/0, 1 - Greenlee crimper #K0--3GL 3/0 to 400mcm, 1 - 2” Greenlee PVC hotbox, 1 - 36x16x8 splice bow with handles on the cover, miscellaneous, new and older circuit breakers, hold saws, rigid 90 degree and nipples, PVC couplings Emt connectors and couplings, all for $800 (909)709-7483
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Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month. Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?? Day 4 - 8:00 pm-Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 - Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots! Day 6 - I get to take the Garbage out. I’m so excited. I can’t decide what to wear. Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes! Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen.” You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar Hopping! Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer. Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?” Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1. Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times? HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, parts in one day! californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521 CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWERLY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave phone number and clear message on this home phone. I return all calls. Call Joanne at (775)465-9422 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $499, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $99, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994 QUEEN SIZE BEDROOM SUITE, ELECTRIC TILT frame, Highboy Dresser, two night stands, two lamps, quilt sheet set $300 firm (702)461-4620
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10 Reasons You Should Stop Checking/Watching the News
It Doesn’t Change That Often – Really, it doesn’t. You don’t need to check it 17 times a day. Every day or even every other day is plenty. A lot of It Doesn’t Matter – A lot of the news out there is not meaningful. You are better collecting the topics that are important to you via a news reader (RSS). Much of it is Wrong – As the cliché goes, “If it was written on the Internet, it must be true.” Anyone can type on the Internet, and you shouldn’t read anything without questioning its truth. News curation in the future won’t just be about content… but accuracy. Even More is Sensationalized – Many news sites have blurred the line between news and rumors. This is almost as dangerous as #3, in that made-up stories are portrayed as news. Most of it is Trivia – Does what the The Kardashians are doing help your day? Does what car Justin Bieber is driving today matter to your work? Most of the news we read is the equivalent of junk food for our brains. Much of the News Isn’t News at All – I just reviewed the front page of one of the top news websites and found 14 front-page headlines that end with a “?” This basically means that these news stories aren’t stories. Rather, they are questions, made up topics, and fluff material. Not worth your time.
Facebook Isn’t News Either – I see individuals that spend their entire work day with their Facebook stream open. Again, do you really need to know what your friends are doing minute-by-minute of the day? Many News “Experts” Aren’t Experts – Don’t let the pundits and so-called experts convince you that they know any more than you do. Watching/Surfing the News is Inefficient – Watching the news is not a great use of your time. Sitting through endless segments, commercials and more, when you could be doing more productive activities. Surfing the news is just as wasteful. Many news sites are covered in more ads than actual news. Again, you could get the same information in a fraction of the time via a new reader. (RSS) Too Much of the News is Negative – The news loves a bad news story. Reading the front page is bound to bring your attitude down. Don’t let the news impact your attitude and thus your productivity. GRASS HAY FOR SALE 3-WIRE BALES, $13 PER BALE, Gardnerville (775)450-8409 G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, General clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672
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So God Made a CNA
Praying for Peas
...And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caregiver.” So God made a CNA. God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, put their family and themselves aside, work all day on the floor, miss lunch, stay late, eat supper, then go to sleep, get back up and do it all over again.” So God made a CNA. “I need somebody with arms, legs and back strong enough to turn and lift the heaviest/weakest patient, but gentle enough to offer a soft touch to the sick, a hurting family member and the dying. I need somebody to alert the nurse, troubleshoot medical equipment, come home hungry, and then tend to their families.” So God made a CNA. God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn baby, the weak, the scared and the dying, and offer encouragement and presence. I need somebody who can take the temperature, monitor the blood pressure and cleanse the skin of the individual incapable of doing so for himself. Who can lay chux pads, change linens and monitor the fall risks. I need someone who can wipe the eye, hold the hand, apply the lotion, promote circulation, shave the face, trim the nose hairs, clip the toenails, draw the eyebrows, braid the hair, swab the mouth, and promote independence and strength. I need someone who will not allow another to choke, to help them eat and to be their eyes when they can’t see.” So God made a CNA. “I need somebody who will race to help when someone calls out.” So God made a CNA. It had to be somebody who was dedicated and hard-working and not cut corners. It had to be somebody to monitor, assist, transfer, lift, turn, bathe, feed, run, hug, hold, love, notify, joke, ambulate, pass the trays, cry with the family and the patients, and do the one-on-one. Who would laugh and then sigh, and then reply with smiling eyes when someone says “I could not do what you do.” So God made a CNA. To all the CNA’s out there, THANK YOU!! (Author Unknown)
Years ago when my two girls were small, they were taught how to say their blessings before eating their meal. One night as I was busy scurrying around the kitchen, I told them both to say their blessings without me. I took a moment to watch them as they both squeezed their eyes tightly shut over folded hands. As my 6-year-old finished, her 4-year-old sister kept on praying. Another minute or two passed before she lifted her head, looked at her plate, and in an indignant voice said, ‘Hey! My peas are still here!’
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Going Crazy
Hi everyone, Ya gotta be careful because some people are going crazy from being in isolation! Actually, I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it......pull myself together.
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Lyon County Museum Open House CANCELLED
Spaghetti feed May 2nd, 2020 10am to 6pm, Sponsored by ECV, $10 Adults and $7 Children. 215 S Main, Yerington. ALPINE TREE SERVICE - TRIMMING, REMOVAL, grinding and lot clearing, no job too small, Licensed, Insured and over 35 years experience (775)721-2880 “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!” Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $259 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813
One Friend - One Smile - One Hello
Non-profit cultural organization understanding other cultures via homestays, more information friendshipforce.org, ffreno-tahoe.org, sharonurban@charter.net (775)267-9053 THE CHICKS HAVE ARRIVED AT BENSON FEED; we also carry wood stove pellets, cleanest burning, highest heat output, out performs all others, ½ cord almond firewood, bensonfeed.com, Carson City (775)882-3999 WEEKLY LAWN CARE AND AERATION, 16+ years experience, quality service, serving Carson Valley, Carson Valley Lawn Care, Insured (775)230-2546
The 31st Annual Kids’ Fishing Derby
This year’s derby will be held June 6th and 7th, 2020 at Lampe Park in Gardnerville; hosting all children ages 3-12. Tickets to attend this volunteer run event are free; however, you must pre-register to receive a free session ticket. Derby hats, t-shirts and other resale items will be available for purchase. Raffle tickets are available for $1 each or 6 for $5. Registration forms, (for mail-in only), are available at the Douglas County Parks and Recreation Department in the Community Center in Gardnerville. Registration and volunteer sign-ups will begin on April 4th and will continue every Saturday through the month of May from 10am-1pm at the Gardnerville Walgreens. Additionally, volunteer forms, session registration forms, tickets and raffle tickets will be available at Accolades Trophy & Gift Shop. Volunteers are needed to help set up, tear down, register, river help, fish cleaning and more. If you are interested in becoming a volunteer, please pick up a volunteer form at the Parks/Recreation Department and mail it in or stop by Walgreens starting April 4th. For further information, please contact (KFDVolunteers@ aol.com) or Laura Lonero (775)430-0592, Heather Gertsch (775)684-9018. For sponsorship/fundraising contact Tyler Creel (775)230-2844. PRIMARY UNDERGROUND WATER RIGHTS FOR Sale, Smith Valley, Bob (775)781-0244
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Shoe Box
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said, “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?” “Oh,” she said, “That’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
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Why Girls Shouldn’t get a Tattoo Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with a low-cut blouse that revealed a beautiful rose tattooed on one breast.
One woman leaned over to the other and said, “Poor thing. She doesn’t know it, but in 50 years she’ll have a longstemmed rose in a hanging basket.” HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 195060’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)2916827 YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Douglas County, Kelly (209)352-0084
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PAINTER, SEMI-RETIRED WITH 40 YEARS experience in Nevada, Save Money, Get Seasonal Discount Now, inside or out, Fences (775)901-1912 INCOME TAX, GEORGE HALLIFAX, CPA, EA, TAX preparation, Federal and all States, prior years, audit representation, 30 years experience, reasonable rates (775)392-0418 HOT TUB SERVICE, WEEKLY AND BIWEEKLY service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, hot tub cover sales, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)267-2490 SILVA AND SONS MOBILE EQUIPMENT Repair! Autos and small to heavy equipment, 25+ years experience, jeremysilva1975@gmail.com or (707)761-0928
Pregnant
Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the exam, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you...” “I know, I know,” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Intimacy is fine until late in the pregnancy.” “No, that’s not it,” Catherine confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Wild, Crazy, Adventurous Life of Jonas Winchester
A Funny Joke
Once a wise man held a seminar to teach people how to get rid of sorrows in their life. Many people gathered to hear the wise man’s words. The man entered the room and told a very funny joke to the crowd. The crowd roared in laughter. After a couple of minutes he told them the same joke and only a few of them smiled. When he told the same joke for the third time no one laughed anymore. The wise man smiled and said, “You can’t laugh at the same joke over and over. So why do you cry over the same problem over and over?” DOG CAGE 43”X27”X30”, NEW 2 DOOR/DIVIDE $50; wooden 6 drawer with file drawer 59”x30”x30” with keyboard holder $75 OBO (775)294-5779 1950’S IRON BED, 1920’S SEWING MACHINE, 1910 Oak Roll-top handmade desk, $50 discount if you buy all, call afternoons (775)350-7401 AUTISM, ATTENTION THERAPY, ANXIETY, social and focus issues, for children and adults, certified in Safe and Sound Protocol, Call Meredyth in Dayton (805)6742867
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Part 3 by Karen Dustman The morning of the 13th of January, 1849, dawned clear and cold. A huge snowstorm had dumped three feet of snow on the streets of New York. Passengers bound for the gold fields of California were instructed to board promptly at the pier at the foot of Wall Street. And finally the Tarolinta pushed off. Champagne was passed around as pilot boats guided the three-masted ship out of the harbor. She was heavily laden indeed. There were 125 passengers aboard -- more than originally planned. Freight was lashed into tall piles on deck, and included barrels of provisions, small boats, and even “house frames.” Jonas Winchester was among those happy passengers eager to turn his face towards California. He still owed thousands of dollars to his creditors. That probably didn’t worry him much. But what probably did was the fact he was leaving his wife and two children behind. Ads for passage had promised travelers “superior accommodations.” In fact, however, space was minimal and the food aboard the Tarolinta less than ideal. One passenger reported a dozen men sharing a 22-1/2 x 7-1/2 foot “stateroom” already “nearly filled up with our trunks, chests, and other baggage,” leaving sleeping bodies just three feet apart. Passengers, of course, eagerly discussed their coming prospects in the California goldfields. At least 15 separate mining “companies” were optimistically organized aboard ship, each with a formal corporate name and its own distinctive pennant. Jonas Winchester was almost certainly a founding member of the ten-person “Leyon Winchester & Co.” Among the passengers were fellow printers James B. Devoe and Daniel Norcross of Philadelphia (later manager of the San Francisco New Age). Others Winchester would have met aboard ship included Caleb Lyon, an “accomplished Oriental scholar,” and Dr. J.C. Tucker, whose diary of the voyage would eventually be published. A physician named Dr. Nelson whiled away the long hours at sea conducting “experiments on the porosity of glass” — a misguided effort to see if submerging a sealed glass tube to 89 fathoms could cause water to penetrate the glass itself. (Not surprisingly, the answer was no. Dr. Nelson nevertheless helpfully shared his “experimental results” with the world in a subsequent issue of Scientific American.) The Tarolinta docked in Rio in February, 1849. It was a happy milestone for the passengers, as the stop offered fruit and “lots of mint juleps, and porter-house beef steaks.” These were quite a treat indeed after the standard shipboard fare. One passenger described what they’d been eating as a “curious concoction of mouldy bread and frozen potatoes, boiled down in salt water” and “apple fritters, about two inches thick, eighteen inches around, and weighing four pounds and a half each.” As the ship then forged on around the Horn, passengers endured not just stormy weather, extreme cold, and bad food, but escalating personality clashes. Disputes arose over ra-
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tions, hammock space, bathing water, petty thievery, and more. Some led to fisticuffs. By and large, Captain Cave tried not to intervene. When two passengers began to brawl on the poop deck, the Captain merely told them to move their dispute down to the quarterdeck so neither would fall overboard. But as the ship got closer to California and passengers started chopping up barrel staves into tent stakes in preparation for their upcoming mining adventures, the captain finally asserted his authority and stopped them. Barrel staves were valuable cargo. Some would later say Cave was a “cold, ruthless and stubborn man, whose odious character would become clear to all as the voyage unfolded.” Others called him “big and blustering.” More likely he was just overwhelmed by trying to corral such a large group of eager, unruly passengers. Stay tuned for Part 4 for the rest of Jonas Winchester’s story! Karen writes frequently about Sierra History, fascinating people, and long-forgotten tales. Find her books and blog at www.CLAIRITAGE.com. FIREWOOD! HARD CHERRY WOOD $350 a cord, delivered to Carson, Minden and Gardnerville areas or pick up by appointment (775)901-6689 TIRED OF BEING DULL? I SHARPEN CHEFS knives, scissors of all types, clipper blades, TJ’S Sharpening (775)841-1079
CAGE FREE DOG DAYCARE AND BOARDING in Gardnerville (next to post office), will provide a fun, safe environment giving your pet the socialization and exercise he/she needs, call now for reservations (775)782-4695 PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700
Barking Lot Sale!
Saturday, May 16th, 2020, 8am-3pm. Sell your “stuff” and help maintain your local dog park. 12’x12’ sales spaces available. $25 a space in advance, $30 after May 1st. Mail checks to DVDP PO Box 995, Dayton, NV 89403. Want to donate your stuff? Drop off items Friday, May 15th, 4pm-6pm at Dayton Valley Dog Park, 15 Old Como Road, in Dayton. Need an application or have questions? Call us at (775)2971359 or email daytonvalleydogpark@gmail.com. Thank you for your support! HANDICAP 35’+ WRAPAROUND RAMP with railing for home/mobile, wheelchair accessible, VA Built, asking $3,000 OBO, call for more details (775)432-8029
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Reflections
Once a dog ran into a museum filled with mirrors. The museum was very unique, the walls, the ceiling, the doors and even the floors were made of mirrors. Seeing his reflections, the dog froze in surprise in the middle of the hall. He could see a whole pack of dogs surrounding him from all sides, from above and below. The dog bared his teeth and barked all the reflections responded to it in the same way. Frightened, the dog barked frantically, the dog’s reflections imitated the dog and increased it many times. The dog barked even harder, but the echo was magnified. The dog, tossed from one side to another while his reflections also tossed around snapping their teeth. Next morning, the museum security guards found the miserable, lifeless dog, surrounded by thousands of reflections of the lifeless dog. There was nobody to harm the dog. The dog died by fighting with his own reflections. Moral: The world doesn’t bring good or evil on its own. Everything that is happening around us is the reflection of our own thoughts, feelings, wishes and actions. The World is a big mirror. So let’s strike a good pose! CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: All types including Silver, Copper, Rhinestones, Old Plastics, Glass, Pot Metal, Pins, Bracelets, Rings, Necklaces, Old Watches, Lockets, larger quantities preferred, please leave phone number and clear message on home phone, I call everyone back, Joanne (775)465-9422
Wrong Choice
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. “And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending. FOR SALE: 2 ACRES+ CORNER LOT/LAND, POWER IN, Highland Dr. on Bolton Loop, Douglas County NV., 1 mile from Topaz Lake, Call for details (775)530-9317 14’ SEARS ALUMINUM BOAT, TRAILER WITH new tires, 9.8HP Nissan 4 Stroke, Electric Trolling Motor, Battery, Fishfinder, Seats, Oars, Rod Holders, everything works well $1,700 (775)782-6791 TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOVED ONES. WILLS and Trusts. Day R. Williams, Attorney at Law, 1601 Fairview Drive, Suite C, Carson City, NV. Call Day today! (775)885-8398
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Douglas Democrats Monthly Meetings…
The fourth Thursday of each month from 6:30pm to 8:30 pm at their headquarters 1758 US-395 N, Unit K, (Ironwood Center), Minden. Presentation and discussion. Gather and chat 6:30 pm, meeting starts at 7:00 pm sharp, www.douglasdems.org or (775)783-1903
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A Mother’s Day Prayer
Heavenly Father, to you we pray...On this day called, “Mother’s Day.” Let all mother’s on earth give praise, To you...for the children that you gave. For you have blessed them from above, with little souls to nourish and love. Let them mold each one with care... And teach them to be kind and share. Forgiveness is the special key... Start early on, to help them see. Their fragile minds are easily impressed. Please teach them ways, so they’ll be blessed. Sow Godly seeds into their minds. With careful pruning, you will find... Young adults with such strong roots, all through life, will bear rich fruit. And then have faith for God to show... Them all the rest they have to know. Remember they’re His children too. For they were only lent to you. THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)265-5541 or (775)901-1848 1999 34’ FLEETWOOD PACE ARROW VISION, 41,060 miles on Titan V10, dual heaters and ACs, 2 slide-outs, Onan Marquis 5500 generator, 7 storage bins, 15’ Awning, $12,000 OBO; 3.2 cubic foot chest freezer $100 (775)600-3856 GENEALOGY - THOROUGH RESEARCH OF FAMILY histories. A unique gift for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, holidays or yourself! www.PersonalPedigree. com or Lisa (775)450-3175
Smoke Detector
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!” PAINTING INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR, STAINING, faux and fine finishes, free estimates, Powers Painting, NV#68615, (775)781-5531 or (775)315-5179 CRAFTSMAN CONSTRUCTION LLC, Specializing in Painting, Remodels, Additions, Tile, Finish Carpentry, Decks, Home Repairs, Window and Door Replacement, Quality Workmanship with over 28 years experience, free estimates, Serving Carson Valley, NV Lic.60315, NVPainting Lic.82727 Find us on Facebook or (775)690-1749 CUB CADET 25HP 50” RIDING MOWER $500; Craftsman 8.5HP 26” Track Drive Snow Thrower $200 (775)691-8709
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” His and Her Road Trips
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit, opens window, asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination properly. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit, absolutely positive it’s the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air. Pulls up to a 7-11. Gets three hot-dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer, curses the night, curses you, curses the large Slurpee, Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. He had to look up pernicious. Couldn’t find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary. Couldn’t spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all but she is laughing inside... and of course you’re still lost. FOR SALE, COSMIC CHROME CHROMING MACHINE $1,500 (775)445-9052 HANDCRAFTED MARKERS AND MONUMENTS, Granite and Bronze. Large Selection of colors and designs, special orders welcome! 15 years experience, call Cornerstone Monument for appointment (775)267-1958
Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker
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May 10th- Happy Mother’s Day
SEARS/CRAFTSMAN LAWN TRACTOR, 24HP, 54” mower, electric start, automatic transmission. Purchased January 2015, used 3 seasons, well maintained, 200 hours used, asking $1,250, Gardnerville (775)782-5969 MAINTENANCE FREE DECKS AND PATIO COVERS, knowledgeable, honest, professional service! Serving Northern Nevada for 18+ years! Free Quotes! K & C Construction, NV#0079034 (775)691-6462 $69 SERVICE CALL, ACADEMY APPLIANCE Service; washers, dryers, refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, compactors, some areas extra charge, Serving Carson Valley (775)781-4725
Happy Butt
A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, “Happy Butt.” The teacher says, I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out. The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?” The little girl says, “Happy Butt.” The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.” The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what’s the difference?”
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Difficult Times
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough of his antics. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”
Difficult times leave us with a lasting impression. They alter us and change the way we view our lives. We have learned who and what matters in our life and undoubtedly we have a greater appreciation for them. Surviving hardship gives us a broader perspective on what hardship really is. You will look back on the things you use to complain about and be thankful they are your only worries. After we have survived a difficult time, we are given a deep gratitude for our life. Difficult times will happen. To find the light, we have to go through the darkness and while you’re in the midst of it, try to take a deep breath and remember that the lessons you are learning will shift your view of life. You will learn what matters, who matters, how strong you are and how lucky you are to exist. (Author unknown)
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A New Girl!
A new girl called Carly came to Jimmy’s school. Jimmy really fancied her but was already going out with Lorraine. Sometime later he heard that Lorraine’s family were moving out of the country. On her leaving day he went to see her off. On his way home, he was singing to himself: “I can see Carly, now Lorraine has gone.’’ FOR SALE, JAZZY MOTOR SCOOTER, NEEDS SOME TLC $600 (775)783-9039 REFRIGERATOR/FREEZER, GE SIDE BY SIDE with water dispenser, 25 cubic feet, 36” wide by 69” high, like new $800 (775)265-5545
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Walking with Grandma
A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ‘’I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...’’ ‘’But how the heck did you burn the other ear?’’ The doctor asked. ‘’They called back.’’
I like walking with Grandma, her steps are short like mine. She doesn’t say “now hurry up” She always takes her time. I like to walk with Grandma, her eyes see things like mine do, wee pebbles bright, a funny cloud. Half hidden drops of dew. Most people have to hurry, they do not stop to see. I’m glad that God made Grandma, unrushed and young like me! (Author unknown)
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SELLING MY WINE MAKING EQUIPMENT, 12 GALLON Italian wine press, only 4 years old; Fermenters, bottles, hose, etc. $249, Dayton (530)822-7861
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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.” The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with four children -- he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?” SOLID OAK THOMASVILLE “AMERICAN OAK” bedroom furniture, 12 drawer dresser with tri-mirror, High-Boy Chest on Chest, two four drawer nightstands, excellent condition, asking $1,500 (775)392-3793 RENT ME FOR SPRING CLEANING, PUT A roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove (775)2972320 PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441
Family
A family is made of love and tears, laughter and years. It grows stronger with the passing of time. More precious with the making of memories. Sometimes a family is made of ones you don’t like for a while... But you love for a lifetime. It’s a gift whose value is found not in numbers but in its capacity to love. It’s the place you find someone to encourage you. Believe in you. Celebrate with you and comfort you. A family is where your heart feels most at home because you’re always wanted, always welcomed, always needed, always loved. GET FAST INTERNET! UP TO 40 MBPS, WIRELESS! (not satellite, not DSL). Great in rural areas, www.ruralinternet.us or call Patrick (775)297-4777 CAMPING GEAR, 50 FLUSH PORTAPOTTI; 2 folding tables, two burner Coleman stove with large tank hookup; Winchester two mantle propane light, pots, pans, dishes, glasses, toaster, etc. (775)265-5961
Drivers Wanted
The Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for: Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $15.42/hour, Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week, Apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” What our Youth Can Learn from Seniors
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Come Join us at Johnson Lane Baptist Church
Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 5pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)2679590 D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)6710808 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065
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1. Be yourself and don’t care about what others think of you: It’s truly inspiring to see our grandparents and parents not give a damn about what others think of them. They will be silly and shake their booties to their favorite song. They will tell someone off for being an a**hole, laugh at themselves, and speak their mind. I’ve heard it time and time again from our seniors: you are so much happier when you don’t care about what others think of you and you can just be yourself. 2. There is more to life than work: Our seniors remind us that life isn’t all about our careers and we can still have purpose and meaning in our lives when we are out of the workforce. We live in a society that focuses too much on careers and because of that we often lose ourselves in our jobs. But we are not our jobs, we are individual beings first. We are so much more than our professions and it is important to find those things outside of work that make us happy and remember to make time for them. For one, find a job that you love and are passionate about and secondly, remember that there is more to life than your job. 3. You are strong enough to get through the toughest of times: Our elders have been through it all. They have experienced war, fought for their rights, lost loved ones, and struggled through difficult times like the Great Depression. They have seen and experienced things that it’s hard to even imagine actually happened, but they survived it because humans are resilient. We can overcome the hardest of times and come out of them even stronger. When asked how they coped and made it through those stressful, difficult times, most of our grandparents say that they “just got through it”. 4. Everything happens for a reason: Many of our seniors believe that everything happens for a reason. Regardless of your religion or lack thereof, believing that there is a reason why certain things happen (even if you don’t know the reason yet) helps us to accept, learn, and move on. I once spoke to a senior, who was 103 at the time and has since passed away. He told me that if it wasn’t for World War II and the struggles he went through, he never would have met the love of his life who he was married to for 72 years. I have yet to find another elderly couple that was so much in love 72 years later. Most of the elderly believe that there are lessons to be learned from certain experiences, and without one experience, the next experience wouldn’t have come along. 5. Life is short so live in the present moment: Our elderly have lost many loved ones throughout their lives including their grandparents, parents, children and friends and they have learned that life is short and unpredictable. They have learned that the only thing that is guaranteed is now and it is important to live presently in this moment if you truly want to get the most out of life and be happy. LAWN MAINTENANCE SERVICE, YARD CLEANING, mowing, sprinkler repairs, thatching, tree trimming, pruning, low prices with high quality, Martin M. Maintenance Services (530)721-5350
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” History of Toilet Paper
Throughout the annals of history, humans have gone “to the bathroom” even when “bathroom” meant “over there, behind a rock.” While the elimination process hasn’t changed much over the years, the immediate aftermath certainly has. Initially, people just cleaned themselves up with whatever was handy; rocks, sticks, leaves, corncobs or (yeeouch) wood shavings. The Chinese were the first to use sheets of paper for toilet purposes, dating back to the 6th century AD. The widespread use of toilet paper, however, was still 1,300 years away. For many years Americans employed the readily available pages of the popular Sears Catalog. It came free in the mail and even had a handy hole in the corner to make it hang easily on a nail in the outhouse. It wasn’t until 1857 that Joseph Gayetty began selling “medicated paper” made of hemp with added aloe. Proud of his invention, Gayetty had his own name printed on every sheet. Outshining Gayetty’s product, was the invention of toilet paper on a roll, popularized by two brothers in 1890. They declined to put their name on any part of it, however, and just sold the product directly to hotels and drugstores. In 1928, the Hoberg Paper Company of Green Bay, Wisconsin rolled out a much softer addition to the paper game. According to company lore, someone said the rolls of toilet paper and their elegant, ladylike packaging were “charming” and thus Charmin toilet paper was born. The feminine charm
The Difference Between Theory and Experiment
A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man--a theoretical physicist--on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he was looking for, and the theoretician replied, I’m looking for my car keys. Being a helpful sort, the fellow started searching, too. After a time he asked, “Are you sure you lost them here?” “Of course not” replied the theoretician. “But at least there’s light here.” NEVADA CCW CLASSES $50, EMAIL tacaimnv@gmail or call (775)360-5214 HANDYMAN SERVICES, WOOD DECK RESURFACING and repair, interior doors, windows and interior/ exterior trim, Honey-Do’s, etc. Serving Carson Valley (775)315-2235 COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827, davenportlandscape.com or (775)265-1491 or (775)721-8439
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of the packaging helped Americans get over the discomfort of speaking about bodily functions. In the 1930’s an economical 4 roll pack was introduced, which may have helped the company survive the Great Depression. In the 1950’s, Hoberg changed their name to the Charmin Paper Company. Charmin changed the “Charmin lady” on the packaging to the “Charmin baby” to symbolize the ultimate in softness. This would be followed by the famous ad campaign of the 60’s and 70’s admonishing women and men around the country with “don’t squeeze the Charmin!” to highlight the paper’s tempting squeezability. Ultimately, the company landed on a campaign called “Call of Nature” featuring an outspoken family of animated bears who are unafraid of talking about “the go” and how to enjoy it. Toilet paper continues to evolve, but it’s important to look back at the toilet paper dark ages and reflect upon our predecessors, our leaders, inventors, great thinkers and iconic artists and ask “How did they accomplish all that stuff without ever getting to enjoy the go?” (charmin.com) PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373 If you have something to sell or something to say, put it in the Scoop today. sierrascoop.com
Corny Short Jokes to Make You Laugh
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised… My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!” The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t.” Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
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7 Ways Vodka is Actually Good for You
Sip on these surprising facts. Vodka was made for so much more than mules and martinis. It may surprise you to learn that the spirit was actually invented as a source of medicine (something Princess Margaret was perhaps privy to, given her decadent morning routine) and to this day, the colorless, odorless drink has a number of health benefits. So the next time you’re debating what kind of cocktail to order, consider this: 1. Vodka is a cure-all. Vodka is a natural disinfectant and antiseptic. It can be used to treat toothaches, clean wounds, and clean your house. In fact, you’ll be surprised by how many of your household cleaning and hygiene products include alcohol in their ingredients. 2. It can relieve stress. You may have heard that red wine is a natural relaxer, but it’s nothing compared to vodka, which studies have shown to relieve tension better than vino. 3. It’s heart-healthy. Vodka can increase blood-flow and circulation in your body which can prevent clots, strokes, and other heart diseases. Vodka can also help lower your cholesterol. And, for those watching their weight, it’s also generally considered a lower-calorie alcohol. (Check out these recipes for “healthy” vodka cocktails.) Everything in moderation of course. 4. It can be used as a skincare product. Out of your go-to facial cleanser? Vodka acts as a natural astringent or toner,
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and due to its disinfectant properties, can deep-clean your pores. (Just be sure to dilute it with equal parts water first.) It’ll also tighten the skin on your face and can treat acne breakouts with it’s drying and detoxifying properties. But it can have a dehydrating effect, which you should be mindful of if you have particularly dry or sensitive skin. 5. It contributes to oral hygiene. We already mentioned how vodka can soothe toothaches, but swishing a shot of it can help combat bad breath as well. 6. It can alleviate symptoms caused by arthritis. Apparently, patients who suffered from rheumatoid arthritis and had semi-regular vodka drinks throughout the month felt less pain and inflammation associated with their disease, according to this study. 7. It reduces risks associated with diabetes. Unlike beer or wine, a shot of vodka can actually reduce blood sugar levels. This is most effective when taken straight, so order it neat or on the rocks. (townandcountrymag.com) 2018 OR 2019 FORD F150 LARIAT RIMS. I AM using one for my spare tire for a 5 tire rotation, 3 available for $100 each (775)315-2734 MINOR TO MAJOR AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS, Tires and More! ASE Certified Master Mechanic, 40+ years same location! Senior Discounts, Bobs Shell Service, Carson City (775)883-7919
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Newlywed Breakfast
“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart,” said the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.” “Good, what are we having for breakfast?” said the new husband. “Toast and juice,” the bride replied. Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520 1984 FORD XLT CLUB WAGON 460, 4 WHEEL drive, loaded, one owner, make offer upon inspection/bid process (775)265-1480 CUSTOM STEEL WHEELS, CHROME “CLAW” pattern with removable center cap VGC, 17X9” 5 on 5½, fits all Dodge 1500 trucks $450 firm (775)246-3357 BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)883-6629
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Re-luster / Refurbish / Disinfect Kitchen Cabinets
3 Day Service Don’t paint-out or replace your existing cabinetry until you look at our services. The Great Basin has the highest UV and driest climate in the USA, damaging your cabinets’ finish. We have a whole new method and new concepts, with years of experience developed right here, for our climate! Our less intrusive process is many times less costly than painting or replacing! You don’t empty your cabinets! Just 3 days, in & out for basic refurbishing. Add a day or two for color options like tinting/glazing. We have exclusive and proprietary professional products to enhance, renew and refurbish over your original finish! We normally work 9 am to 4 pm; and clean-up & sanitize by 4:30 pm, returning to your kitchen at 9:00 am the next morning. Our deep cleaning professional and refurbishing products are hand rubbed, dustless, UV protective and EPA Nev. & Calif. Compliant! Yes, we have been and will continue to kill bacteria and disinfect, to our Guidelines! For inspections, sampling, client testimonials, written Coronavirus Response Program, e-mail: danakathy-pc@hotmail.com OR call: Dana @ 775-781-7462 or Kathy @ 775782-7821. NV. Lic. #18331, Calif. Lic. #310071.
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WILL TEAR DOWN AND BUY OLD WOODEN Barns and Barn Wood! Insured and bonded (775)782-9192 SEW-WHAT UPHOLSTERY, CUSTOM work, leather and antiques, 40+ years experience, Carson Valley, Leslie (775)901-2035 $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 HONDA LAWNMOWER, ONLY 3 YEARS OLD, very good condition $300, includes grass edger (775)782-4855 HOUSECLEANING, DEEP CLEANING, MOVE OUTS, Free estimates, 5 years experience, Licensed and Insured, Serving Carson, Douglas County and Dayton, Call Sonia (775)409-7212
Happy May Birthdays!
No matter how old you get, always remember to stay young at heart and make every year count. Happy Birthday to you!!
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Before Vaccines
PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free.
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In 1934, a doctor at a private boy’s school in Pennsylvania tried a unique method to stave off a potentially deadly measles outbreak. Dr. J. Roswell Gallagher extracted blood serum from a student who had recently recovered from a serious measles infection and began injecting the plasma into 62 other boys who were at high risk of catching the disease. Only three students ended up contracting measles and all were mild cases. The method, while relatively novel, was not new to science. In fact, the very first Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine was awarded in 1901 to Emil von Behring for his life-saving work developing a cure for diphtheria, a bacterial infection that was particularly fatal in children. His groundbreaking treatment, known as diphtheria antitoxin, worked by injecting sick patients with antibodies taken from animals who had recovered from the disease. Von Behring’s antitoxin wasn’t a vaccine, but the earliest example of a treatment method called “convalescent plasma” that’s being resurrected as a potential treatment for COVID19. Convalescent plasma is blood plasma extracted from an animal or human patient who has “convalesced” or recovered from infection with a particular disease. “Convalescent plasma has been used throughout history when confronting an infectious disease where you have people who recover and there’s no other therapy available,” says Warner Greene, director of the Center for HIV Cure Research at the Gladstone Institutes. “There must be something in their plasma—i.e. an antibody—that helped them recover.” After von Behring’s antitoxin was distributed worldwide to treat diphtheria in 1895, doctors experimented with the same passive immunity technique for curing measles, mumps, polio and influenza. During the pandemic influenza outbreak of 1918 known as the “Spanish flu,” fatality rates were cut in half for patients who were treated with blood plasma compared to those who weren’t. The method seemed particularly effective when patients received the antibodies in the early days of their infection, before their own immune systems had a chance to overreact and damage vital organs. In the 1930s, doctors like Gallagher used convalescent plasma effectively against measles. (history.com)
Now is a good time to sort through your treasures and make a decision to keep or sell. We have a large inventory of gently used furniture and household items, collectibles and some clothing. Weekday hours by appointment, Saturday and Sunday 11 am-2 pm. 607 S. Main St., Yerington, for an appointment call Pat (408)804-4010.
CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Please leave clear message and phone number, Joanne (775)465-9422
PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827
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Hang Gliding
Here in Kentucky, you don’t see too many people hanggliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge---into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin’ on the porch swing talkin’ bout the good ol’ days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! “Look at the size of that bird, Paw!” she exclaims. Paw raises up, “Git my gun, Maw.” She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. “I think ya missed him, Paw,” she says. “Yeah,” he replies, “but at least he let go of Bubba!” WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR PETS IN YOUR home, all sizes, we WILL spoil them as you do, call for meet and greet, 10 years experience, housekeeping available too, Serving Dayton, Carson City, Douglas County, Johnnell and Al (209)986-6381 FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)7828776
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HANDY HAMILTONS HANDYMAN SERVICES, Experienced Handyman, Quality work at a fair price, Free estimates, Call Mark Hamilton (775)720-9595 MOUNTAIN DESERT BUILDERS: SPECIALIZING in remodels, one room to the entire home, including decks, windows, doors, siding and trim, Lic.#83159, Call Eamonn (775)781-4753
Water Pistol
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, “I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?” Mom smiled and then replied...”I remember.” HYDRAULIC CYLINDER REPAIR AND REBUILD, All makes models and year, Commercial Equipment, Tractors, Fork Lifts, Log splitters, Farm equipment, Dump Trucks and Trailers, Boats and RVs, Welding and Machining, Ramco Fabrication, shawn@ramcofab.com or (775)267-7358 SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two-story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003
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RUGER YUKON .22 CALIBER PELLET RIFLE WITH 3X9 scope, like new $140, text or leave voice message (775)781-7243
Emergency Doctor Visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing... there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.” PROFORM 530X TREADMILL - $125; BISSELL Spotbot pet vacuum, (barely used) - $75; small pet crate $20; Singer sewing machine (does zig-zag stitching) $60 (775)883-6096 EC SERVICES QUALITY CLEANING SAVE UP to $125 - Ask us how! Licensed and Insured - Established 2013, Serving Douglas County and Carson City (855)5139253
FLEXSTEEL 5TH WHEEL RV SOFA SLEEPER BED, converts to a flat bed, like new condition $350 (760)9320036 MARCIA’S DOG WALKING SERVICE. IS your furry baby at home all day and need exercise? Is your back or do your knees hurt and is it hard to get out and walk your dog? Let me do that for you! I can walk and exercise your dog one to three days a week. Gardnerville area, Marcia (775)901-1436
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” National Day of Prayer
In 1952 President Harry Truman signed a bill into law, making the National Day of Prayer for America an annual event on the first Thursday of May, encouraging millions across our nation to unite together to pray. We’ve come a long way since that day. And now, more than ever, maybe America needs more than a National Day of Prayer, however great and needed that is. Maybe America needs days of prayer, hearts that are continually shaped and changed by prayer, lives that are loving and bold because of prayer, a nation that comes back to our God with a spirit of prayer, that is continually asking for His grace and healing. Sometimes it’s hard to know where to begin or how to pray. We just know we have a deep ache in our hearts that cries out for God’s mercy, and a longing to see him heal our land. And maybe other times we wonder how effective our prayers even are. Yet God is faithful, no matter how we feel, and over all that swirls around us in our nation today. That same power that broke prison chains, raised Lazarus from the dead, and parted the Red Sea, the same power that healed the blind man, and delivered the delirious from demons, that same power is at work still today. He is the same. Yesterday, today, and forever. May we stand together and pray for God to heal our land, and strengthen His people. May we pray for all those in authority. May we pray for God’s miraculous intervening, for blind eyes to be opened, for many to see the power of our Lord as never before. WE’LL KEEP YOU IN STITCHES, WE COVER autos, furniture and ATV’s, 47 years experience, Tweeds Upholstery, Gardnerville, tweedsupholstery@yahoo.com or (775)782-5812
The Wedding Ring...
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
May 25th- Memorial Day
“A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25 years experience, Senior Discounts! Ken Jeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932 COLLECTORS ITEMS COMPLETE 15 PIECE set Hass Brothers Mini Mine Series $175 OBO; Cyrus Noble Mini Animals (6 pieces) $60, and more (775)882-4127 STURDY HANDRAILS - GREAT FOR OUTSIDE entries / exit doors and interior areas, all metal, ADA, standard and custom, locally built, installation available (775)790-6445 PRIVATE ANTIQUE FURNITURE COLLECTION; Victorian Oak Buffet Sideboard w/mirror, French Renaissance 3-door bookcase, French Renaissance Hall Bench, Victorian Oak Bedroom set (Bed, Armoire, bedstand), Victorian Oak armoire/mirror, and Bush & Gerts upright piano. For questions, pictures, and prices (775)720-2749 FRESH ROASTED GARLIC JAM, CARROLS CORNER, South Yerington, Delivery Available, for more information (775)846-8972 or (775)463-1265 ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766
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