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MOBILE COMPUTER REPAIR AND SERVICE Quality work performed in-shop, in office or in-home. Dependable, affordable! Over 17+ Years Experience. Proudly serving Carson Valley and Surrounding Communities. Call Nick at Technologic Computer Repair (775)450-7570
RENNER’S TRUE VALUE HARDWARE - FOR ALLYOUR hardware, household, automotive and gardening needs and much more now available online at truevalue.com, ship orders to store for free, call Megan or Gilbert for details (775)465-2217, press 1 for parts, 2289 Hwy. 208, Smith, NV
HUGE YARD SALE! SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, May 4th and 5th, 7:30am-4:00pm, everything must go! 3825 Pebble Road, Topaz Ranch Estates/Wellington
CAST IRON WOODSTOVE, 8” FLUE, 28”WX24”D, excellent condition $200; solid Oak mirror, 24”x54”, like new $75; Samsung 40” HDTV, like new $150; Nautical lamp $100, George (775)721-4451
HYDRAULIC CYLINDER REPAIR AND REBUILD, All makes models and year, Commercial Equipment, Tractors, Log splitters, Farm equipment, Dump Trucks and Trailers, Boats and RVs, Welding and Machining, Ramco Fabrication, shawn@ramcofab.com or (775)267-7358 THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)2655541 or (775)901-1848 LIKE NEW, ARROW NORMA JEAN SEWING machine, Model 352 $450 OBO, Minden (760)920-0832
REDLINE CONSTRUCTION, INC., SPECIALIZING in garages, additions, remodels, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, (775)781-3955 GO GO SCOOTER, LESS THAN 2 MILES, folds up, fits in trunk, carrier included $1,200 OBO; brand new wheelchair, never used $100 (775)392-4394 FIREWOOD, SEASONED, SPLIT, ALMOND ONLY $420 a cord, cut to size, under 16”, 16”-18”, 18”-22”, delivery available, Jon (775)246-7186 “LIFT MASTER” GARAGE DOOR AND MOTOR, 12’ wide by 8’ high, works great $100 (775)265-4769
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Mothers Love
“Is this the long way?” asked the young mother as she set her foot on the path of life. And the Guide said: “Yes, and the way is hard, and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning.” The young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike, and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them and the young mother cried, “Nothing will ever be lovelier than this.” Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms. The children said, “Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come.” And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, “A little patience and we are there.” So the children climbed and as they climbed they learned to weather the storms. And with this, she gave them strength to face the world. Year after year she showed them compassion, understanding, hope, but most of all un-
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conditional love. And when they reached the top they said, “Mother, we could not have done it without you.” The days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years. The mother grew old and she became little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And the mother, when she lay down at night, looked up at the stars and said: “This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned so much and are now passing these traits on to their children.” And when the way became rough for her, they lifted her, and gave her strength, just as she had given them hers. One day they came to a hill, and beyond the hill they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And Mother said, “I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk with dignity and pride, with their heads held high, and so can their children after them.” And the children said, “You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates.” And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said, “We cannot see her, but she is with us still.” A mother is more than a memory. She is a living presence. Your Mother is always with you. She’s the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she’s the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, Cont....
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” NATIONAL LEADER IN BABBITT BEARING repair is seeking Manual Machinists for our Minden, NV Plant. Minimum 3 years current relevant experience required. (No CNC) Medical, dental, life, paid vacation and holidays plus other benefits. Email resume to: nvoffice@pmebearings.com in an MS Word document format or fax resume/work history to (775)267-4543
Make No Bones about It
She’s the cool hand on your brow when you’re not feeling well, she’s your breath in the air on a cold winters day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is your birthday morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she’s crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows through in every emotion - happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow - and all the while hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She’s the place you came from, your first home, and she’s the map you follow with every step you take. She’s your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space - not even death! (Written for Good Housekeeping Magazine in 1933 by Temple Bailey) BLOCK - GARAGE SALE, MAY 18th, STARTS 8AM; Furniture items - Couches, Dressers, Beds; men’s, women’s and kids clothing, Kids toys/books, patio furniture, 30+ years of VW parts, and much more!! Early Birds charged double $$, Look for YELLOW bandit signs thru neighborhood - Ginger Lane off of Roop, Carson City. Any Pre-Sale interest on VW parts call after 10am please (775)220-9463
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May is National Osteoporosis Awareness and Prevention Month. Osteoporosis and low bone mass can be a serious and disabling disease affecting over 50 million Americans. Since bone loss occurs without symptoms, a person may not know they have osteoporosis until their bones become so weak that a sudden strain, bump or fall causes a fracture. Bone loss can occur with lower estrogen levels, use of steroids, prolonged immobilization periods, or deficiencies in vitamin D, calcium and magnesium. Several risk factors can potentially lower bone mass and result in higher risk for fracture including gender, postmenopausal, family history, diabetes, thyroid dysfunction, digestive disorders, alcohol use, smoking, antidepressants, steroids, and inadequate sunlight. Dietary factors such as high caffeine, high phosphorus intake in sodas, high animal protein, high sodium and low calcium are also high risk indicators. Bone rebuilding is essential with many ways to support that process. One of the best dietary preventative habits is to eat more vegetables, particularly the dark leafy green vegetables like kale, collard greens, spinach, Swiss chard, and Romaine lettuce. They are rich sources of vitamins and minerals like calcium, magnesium, Vitamin K, Vitamin B and boron. Exercise is another essential part to preventing bone loss. Physical and weight bearing exercises of appropriate intensity and duration will increase bone formation. If somebody is more sedentary or if they are immobilized, it can lead to significant bone loss. Don’t be a victim of this ‘silent disease,’ make bone health one of your top priorities. Miriam is a Certified Wellness Coach and Holistic Nutrition Consultant. www.positivelywhole.com. MAY 24TH-26TH, 8AM-5PM, FOUR FAMILY SALE, variety of antiques, old and new and so much more! 626 Stagecoach Rd., Gardnerville CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: All types including Silver, Copper, Rhinestones, Old Plastics, Glass, Pot Metal, Pins, Bracelets, Rings, Necklaces, Old Watches, Lockets, larger quantities preferred, please leave clear message on home phone, I call everyone back, Joanne (775)465-9422
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Good advice...
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!!” and the cat runs away. “See?” says the mother mouse to her baby, “how important it is for you to learn a foreign language?” ESTATE SALE, SATURDAY, MAY 4TH, 8am - 4pm, Furniture, Kitchenware, Clothing, Jewelry and more, “The Springs” Sunridge Golf Course, South Sunridge, Minden HUGE ESTATE SALE! FOUND MORE ITEMS! Antiques, China Cabinet, Dining room table for eight; Vintage musical equipment, reel to reels, radios, clocks, record players, Brass, Princess house, Vintage Clothing, new camper shell for small truck, 4 years collecting from storage units, call for appointment (775)430-0138 VOICE AND PIANO LESSONS, BEGINNER to Advanced students, experienced teacher, performer, music degree. Call The Songlady! Carolyn Lancaster (775)720-1918 ANTIQUE MIRROR, EXTRA LARGE 51”X68”, 5” thick ornate gold frame $2,500 (775)392-0044
Barking Lot Sale!
Saturday, May 18th, 2019, 8am-3pm. Sell your “stuff” and help maintain your local dog park: 12’x12’ sales spaces available, $25 a space in advance, $30 after May 1st. Mail checks to DVDP PO Box 995, Dayton, NV 89403. Want to donate your stuff? Drop off items Friday, May 17th, 4pm-6pm at Dayton Valley Dog Park, Dayton Valley Road and Como Road in Dayton. Need an application or have questions? Call us at (775)297-1359 or email daytonvalleydogpark@gmail. com. Thank you for your support! BUILT BY ROBERT; DESIGN AND REMODEL (interior and exterior) handyman, landscape design and installation, 30 years of experience, Highly competitive quotes, Senior discounts, Call Robert at (775)508-8404 2000 BMW R1100RTS, 69,038 MILES, COLOR Graphite Metallic including side and top cases, tank bag, repair manual, service records $2,800 (775)7822960 JR POWER SPORTS! WE SERVICE AND REPAIR, ALL makes, models and years; Quads, OHV, Dirt and Street Bikes; from tune up to full rebuild. 35 years experience! Dayton, jrpowersports.com or (775)241-2530
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Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am gone, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then I can rest in peace’.” “What was in the envelopes?” her friends asked. “The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, ‘Please use this money to buy a nice casket.’ So, I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably. “The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, ‘Please use this for a nice funeral.’ I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending.” “And the third envelope?” asked her friends. “The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note, ‘Please use this to buy a nice stone.’ Holding her hand in the air and showing off her ten-carat diamond ring., Tillie said, “So, do you like my stone?” MINOR TO MAJOR AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS, Tires and More! ASE Certified Master Mechanic, 35 years same location! Senior Discounts, Bobs Shell Service, Carson City (775)883-7919 FLOORING SALE! SHEET VINYL $3.99-$7.99 SQUARE yard, in stock only, installation available, CJS Floors, 1420 Hwy. 395, Gardnerville (775)7831561 SMITH VALLEY IRRIGATION – SERVING NEVADA and Sierra Communities for 40 Years with Ag Irrigation Systems and Parts (775)465-2316 WINCHESTER MODEL 63 22 LONG RIFLE CALIBER, includes Weaver 4 power scope, 1 box ammunition and soft case (775)265-5961 18 BOTTLE WINE FRIDGE, HARLEY-DAVIDSON Barbies, new 2 burner Coleman stove, Nordic Track treadmill, misc. Antiques. Call Patrice (775)392-0049 HIGH ROLLERS PAINTING FOR ALL YOUR PAINTING needs! Competitive rates and quality workmanship, bonded and insured, NV#44048, highrollerspainting.net or (775)267-2534 ROUND COFFEE TABLE WITH GOLD LEAF UNDERGLASS, tables, Lamps (775)267-3867
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” I Have “Great” News for You
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in our house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother will be moving in with us.” YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Carson Valley area, Kelly (209)352-0084 1978 TERRY TRAVEL TRAILER, NEW TIRES, everything works, asking $4,500, call (775)790-0300 or (775)430-0138 A BAD TILE JOB CAN BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT, but it doesn’t grow back, so don’t get hacked! Done right the first time, Sundance Tile and Marble, NV#58795 (775)691-9954 MADAME ALEXANDER DOLL, SCARLET 21” with box $100 and other dolls, other sizes (775)392-0044
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Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 5pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 HELP WANTED, BARKEEPERS AND COOKS, DELFUEGO Restaurant, Topaz Lake, ask for Joe (775)400-6198 MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501 HANDY HAMILTONS HANDYMAN SERVICES, Experienced Handyman, Quality work at a fair price, Free estimates, Call Mark Hamilton (775)720-9595 CUSTOM CANVAS WORK! REPAIR, RE-STITCH, Replace; Boat Covers, Cockpit and Bow Covers, Snaps, Grommets, Velcro, Zippers, Reinforcements, Jim/Minden (775)267-4434 or (775)230-8706
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May 5th- Cinco de Mayo
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Umbrella
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, “Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?” The kid answered, “Did you ever have a mother?” 2002 CHRYSLER VAN, LIMITED EDITION, GOOD condition, GPS, tinted windows, leather, premium stereo, CD $2,500 (775)465-2090 “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25 years experience, Senior Discounts! Ken Jeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $499, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $99, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994 WANTED: LICENSE PLATES AND FRAMES, WANTED: Musical instruments, Wanted: Motorcycle helmets 1940-1980, John (775)315-4930
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Topaz VFW Post 3630 is hosting a monthly breakfast at the TRE Community Center through October 2019 on the 4th Saturday of the month. The breakfast is to rally support for Veterans by bringing together families and friends for a fun event that includes good food, a raffle and a 50/50 drawing, $5.00 Adults, $3.00 Children under 10, 3939 Carter Way (TRE) SENIOR MARINE, EXELLENT HEALTH, needs live on property (mother-in-law or ?) want rural area within 10 miles of stores, etc., great references, Jim (775)315-5191 CALLING ALL CONTRACTORS. IF YOU OWN a small construction company and are finding it hard to keep up with the bookkeeping, payroll and or taxes we’re your answer. Pro-Balanced Bookkeeping and Tax Service (775)246-3363 HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 1950-60’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Adventuresome Samuel Chapin
Part 2 (Continued from last month) Karen Dustman
One Million Dollars
Two friends are chatting... “I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish.” “What is your wish?” “That somebody would give me two million dollars.” SANDRA SOARES JANITORIAL SERVICES; 32 years experience; Commercial, Cleanouts, Deep Cleaning, Personalized House Cleaning, Junk Removal, for more details call (775)354-3328 INVEST IN YOUR OWN SELF-CARE INSURANCEEat Your Way To Remarkable Health! Personalized Nutrition Consulting and Wellness Coaching. Healthy weight management, lifestyle management, nutrition support for diabetes, heart condition, digestive disorders, autoimmune, Alzheimer’s, detoxification programs, meal planning, and more. Reclaim Your Health Now! Call now for complimentary consultation. www. positivelywhole.com (775)515-8580 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT ESCAPE close to home? Eagle Lake, Lassen County Vacation Rentals, Trophy Trout, all water sports, furnished cabins from $60 per night or $360 per week, visit our website at eaglelakeheritage.com or (800)459-5179
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Samuel Chapin’s stately 15-room house at 311 South “C” Street was built in 1862, during Virginia City’s mining heyday, possibly as his private residence. But despite Samuel Chapin’s extensive mining interests, all was not sweetness and light in later years. In 1869, Ahnarin B. Paul wrote Alpine County mining promoter O.F. Thornton: “I saw Chapin to-day — he can’t get the [ore-processing] settler to produce the electricity which must be had for precipitating the mercury.” And by 1872 Chapin was back in San Francisco, still trying to sell his mining claims. He wrote to Thornton offering a mining claim near Devil’s Gate for a hefty $100,000 (likely the same two Gold Hill Front lodes), touting his “great expectations” for the property. But his “Hope Mining Co.” at Silver City, he acknowledged, had recently become “embarrassed” and (as he put it) “went to the wall.” By 1880, Chapin House had been converted into a boarding house, with a “Mrs. Cavanaugh” as the proprietor. Meanwhile, back east, one of Chapin’s sisters had married a Wheaton and was living in Norton, Massachusetts. She persuaded Samuel, her favorite brother, to leave Nevada with his wife in 1884, and move back to Massachusetts. There he lived with the sister, and became a Trustee of Wheaton College from 1889-1890. At the ripe old age of 78, Chapin conceived the notion of revisiting “scenes of his early life,” and eagerly joined a group of fellow pioneers for a trip back to California. It would be his last big adventure. Chapin died of a sudden heart attack in San Bernardino, California on April 17, 1890, where he’d stopped with his fellow pioneers on their way to San Francisco. Chapin had just finished delivering a rousing address to the crowd at a reception. His last words were uplifting ones: “God bless the noble State and the dear people of California!” Chapin’s body was placed in an “elegant coffin,” said to be identical to the one in which General Grant had been buried. His body lay in state in San Bernardino, with solemnities conducted by the Native Sons of the Golden West and the San Bernardino Pioneers, before being loaded on a train its for final return to Boston. In later years, both Chapin Hall at Wheaton College and Chapin Street in Alameda, California would be named in Chapin’s honor. As for stately Chapin House, it continues to keep its silent vigil, looking down over the town of Virginia City from its lofty perch on “C” Street.And here’s the last fun piece of the story: boardinghouse-keeper Mrs. Cavanaugh — or perhaps even Samuel himself — may not entirely have vacated the premises. Visitors have been said to “complain of an uneasy feeling,” as if there’s a ghost that still remains! Karen Dustman writes frequently about Sierra history. Visit www.Clairitage.com to check out her blog and books.
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K-9 Unit
Returning home from work, a somewhat naive woman was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!’
Marriage Certificate
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.” LAWN MAINTENANCE SERVICE, YARD CLEANING, mowing, sprinkler repairs, thatching, tree trimming, pruning, low prices with high quality, Martin M. Maintenance Services (530)721-5350
TIRED OF BEING DULL? I SHARPEN CHEFS knives, scissors of all types, clipper blades, TJ’S Sharpening (775)841-1079 JOB HUNTING? CHANGING CAREERS? SEEKING a promotion? Re-entering the job market? Beat the competition with a professional resume created by The Resume Business (775)267-2711
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Pencil’s Tale
An old pencil maker took his newest pencil aside, just before he was about to pack him into a box. Imagining the little fellow as a person he recalled a few things about the pencil. “There are five things you need to know,” he said to his pencil, “before I send you out into the world. Always remember these five things - never forget them - and you will become the best pencil you can be! The first thing is to remember that you will be able to do many great things, but only if you put yourself in someone else’s hands. From time to time you will experience a painful sharpening, but remember that this will make you a better pencil. Also, keep in mind that you will be able to correct any mistakes you might make along the way. And the most important part of you is what’s on the inside. And remember this, as well, upon every surface that you are used, you must leave your mark. No matter what else happens, you must continue to write.” It seemed the pencil listened to him and promised he would remember these five things so that he could live his life with heart and purpose.
Getting to Heaven from the Post Office
A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter. Passing a young boy on the street, the pastor asked where he could find the post office. After getting his answer, the minister thanked the boy and said, “If you’ll come to the community church this evening, you can hear me tell everyone how to get to heaven.” “I don’t know, sir,” the boy replied. “You don’t even know how to get to the post office!” SEW HAPPY SEWING SCHOOL, 1 ON 1 HAND sewing and sewing machine classes, 3 years and older, Shirley shirleyrash@gmail.com (775)267-4772 GREATER HEALTH IS WITHIN YOUR REACH! Customized Wellness Coaching and Nutrition Consulting. Wellness Coaching, Whole Body Tune-up, Healthy Weight Management, Meal Planning, and more. Call now for complimentary consultation. www.positivelywhole.com (702)460-7205 WHITE’S GMT METAL DETECTOR COIL, GOOD in, out water, new, never used $750; Two large fishing tackle boxes full of salt water lures, hooks and gear, Penn Senator 6 reel $200 OBO, Gardnerville (760)7841072
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‘Plogging’: The new running trend you should try!
This trend encourages people to pick up litter while out running. So, it’s not just good for your health, it’s also good for the environment. It’s called ‘plogging’—a portmanteau of jogging and the Swedish plocka upp, meaning ‘pick up.’ So hot is this new trend that fitness app Lifesum is allowing its users to log and track their plogging activity as a workout. Plogging combines going for a run with intermittent squatting or lunging (to collect rubbish), which actually sounds like a pretty satisfying workout. According to Lifesum, a typical user will burn 288 calories in 30 minutes of plogging, which is more or less the same as what’s burned off while jogging. As with all fitness trends, there are plenty of #plogging pics on Instagram, offering a glimpse of what this trend looks like IRL. Ploggers take plastic bags along with them so they can store the collected litter they find along their route.
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Best Friends
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. “Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?” Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.” He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp. “But,” says the other man, “I’m your best friend!” The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, “Not anymore! He is!” ABC WINDOW CLEANERS, ROOF AND GUTTER cleaning, Re-screening, Pressure Washing and more. 30 years experience, NV#20161064184, CA#310507, Gardnerville resident (530)544-0590 BOAT & RV STORAGE RESIDENT MANAGER Great for retired couple, Nonsmoking, Security Deposit, Background check before move-in, Includes residence utilities, small salary, Gardnerville (775)7815178
Going to Alaska!
RETIREE LOOKING TO RELOCATE TO AREA, wanting 3-bedroom, 2 bath home on small acreage, needing a large detached shop or barn, country setting yet close to shopping. Mini farm or similar property. If outbuilding needs work that’s fine but house must be nice. dozerjoe@yahoo.com or (360)204-1017
Take Off Pounds Sensibly!
TOPS is a non-profit weight loss support program. Meets Thursdays 9am to 10am at Douglas County Community Center; Drop-in or for more information call Juanita (775)267-9471 or Marcia (775)783-7620 LARGE OAK OFFICE CHAIR $100; 36” OVAL glass and pewter coffee table $50; couch $100; Craftsman 8” drill press 1/3HP, 3 speed 620-1300-3100RPM 1/2 chuck cast iron base $50 (775)267-3316 PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)265-7081 2000 BUICK PARK AVENUE, NICE CAR $2,250; 1937 Hudson, good original $10,000; 1954 Hudson Hornet, rough $2,250 (775)742-5870
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In light of the rising frequency of humans - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper. CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWERLY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave clear message on this home phone. I return all calls. Call Joanne at (775)465-9422 RUSSELL’S TREE SERVICE, #1 ARTISTRY TREE Care; Shaping, Balancing, Removals, Stump Grinding, Fruit Trees, Hedges, Ornamental Pruning, now Serving your area, Licensed/Insured (775)685-0528
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Water Wiggle and Other Toys You May Remember
Girls Are Smarter
“Daddy, did you know that girls are smarter than boys?” “No, I didn’t know that.” “There you go.” USED 12’ SAILBOAT AND TRAILER - TWITCHELL 12 Sloop with sails, rigging, cables and life vests, Seats 2 sailors with main sail and jib sail, good used condition $100, Email for appointment quackman44@gmail.com or (775)343-9201 ALL AMERICAN OVERHEAD DOOR, NEW INSTALLATION, repairs and service, commercial/ residential, 10% discount for Spring repair, Free Estimates and Senior Discount (775)450-2156
Benefit Yard Sale
Save the date - May 11th, 2019, 9:00am - 4:00pm - 109 Comstock Ladies Fundraiser to support local children’s programs. Parking lot at “C” Street and Mill (6 Mile Canyon, Virginia City) furniture, clothing, household items and more!! 6’ CHAIN LINK FENCE, 3 SECTIONS, 21’ 24’ 3’, plus gate with hinges and latch $50, Carson 408-2196774
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How do we toughen our children to stand up against a difficult future? By having them prance about merrily in a gentle spray of cool hose water? Of course not. That is why Wham-O invented one of the most dangerous toys to ever grace the American backyard, “The Water Wiggle”. Many of you know of the Wiggle and have the scars to prove it, but if you have not faced the suburban water serpent, here is what you are missing. You take a standard garden hose and attached a weighted sprinkler to its end. Picture a Medieval Morning Star, with a goofy face painted on it. Gather the kids around it. Turn on the hose and watch the carnage. Kids will laugh as the Wiggle magically rises into the air and will then be terrified as the aquatic worm lunges at them time and again. Never relenting until it turns them into a crying, moist grass-covered heap. Sixfinger - That tiny gun had some serious firepowerthose little plastic bullets hurt like heck! (You think your average seven-year-old boy is going to pay attention to the package disclaimer that warned against aiming the Sixfinger at human targets?) One of the bullets could be equipped with a cap, which exploded on impact if fired at your big sister’s shoe just so. Swing Wing - The Transogram Company had been producing mainstream toys such as tiddly-winks and doctor kits since 1959. Then one day in 1965 the vicepresident of product development, came up with the idea for the Swing Wing. The Swing Wing was similar to the Hula Hoop, but worn on the head and twirled by moving the neck and/or body in a back and forth motion Nothing says “fun” like a cerebral hemorrhage, so Swing Wing was eventually pulled from the market, leaving kids searching for a new fun way to get their spinal injuries on. Slip ‘n Slide - Wham-O introduced the Slip ‘n Slide in 1961, a time when neighborhood swimming pools were few and far between and water slide theme parks were non-existent. The idea was to cool off and have fun at the same time by running up to and then belly-flopping down on a water-slicked length of vinyl. Wham-O sold millions of Slip ‘n Slides over the years, and if a kid broke a toe on one of the stakes that secured the mat to the ground or left most of their epidermis on the driveway because they slid too far, well, as Mom always said “It’s your own fault, don’t come crying to me.” It wasn’t until the more litigious 1990s that words like “spinal cord injury” and “death” started appearing in the lengthy list of warnings included on the Slip ‘n Slide instruction sheet. Johnny Seven One Man Army - No wonder kids today get in so much trouble it’s those no-good video games they’re always playing. Nothing but shooting and street fighting and an overall culture of violence. Not like the toys of the 1960s. Continued...
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Back then we had wholesome products like the Johnny Seven One Man Army, which was the biggest-selling boy’s toy gun of 1964. Johnny Seven came equipped with a cap pistol, rocket launcher, and “armor piercing” bullets, along other with a few other features necessary for stopping Communism dead in its tracks. Johnny Seven weighed about four pounds fully assembled, so a kid got a good aerobic workout when he ran around toting one outside in the fresh air and sunshine. Topper Toys used a unique tactic to give Johnny Seven maximum exposure; instead of only stocking it in toy and department stores, they also made it available in grocery stores, a place mom usually dragged her kids to at least once per week. Creepy Crawlers - An exposed hot plate combined with potentially toxic fumes equaled fun in 1964. The Thing Maker was a gadget you plugged in and then waited until it heated up to 300°F. Then you poured “Plasti-Goop” into the creepy insect-shaped metal molds and waited for them to heat-set. Ideally, you were supposed to wait until after you’d unplugged the Thing Maker and it had cooled off before removing your Creepy Crawlers, but who has time for that when you want to put a fake spider in your sister’s bed before she gets home? Burns and blisters were a fact of life in the plastic bug business, and you simply sprayed the injury with some Bactine and hid it from Mom so she wouldn’t take your Thing Maker away. Plasti-Goop was
marketed as “non-toxic,” but that was in 1964, before the dangers of little things like melted PVC and lead paint were well known. AMANA ELECTRIC DRYER, MOD.#NED5240 $150; Remington Rand Wood 4 drawer file cabinet $35; Friends of NRA sponsor sculptures, Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington $65 each; 32”x11.5Rx15” M&S tires $60 (530)306-4432
May 12th- Happy Mother’s Day!
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Things a Mom Will Never Say
If everyone else is doing it, I guess it’s okay. Yep, it’s too cold in the house. Go ahead and turn up the heat. Just leave all the lights on... it makes the house look more cheery. Don’t worry about curfew. If you’re with your friends, I know you’re all right. You know, when you get right down to it, I am your cleaning lady! Forget about your homework. There’ll be plenty of time to do it later. Just because you live under my roof doesn’t mean you have to listen to everything I say. You’re right. You don’t have enough clothes. Here’s my credit card. You’d better go shopping right away. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day. Sweetie, I really need your opinion… Just because you were too sick to go to school today doesn’t mean you can’t hang out with your friends now. If you can’t say something nice about a person, text it. I’m not doing this for your own good. I’m doing it because I feel like it. To tell you the truth, I can’t really tell when you’re lying to me. When you get there, you get there. No need to call. You know, I really do care who started it and, yes, you have my permission to end it. Don’t worry about going to church. You were out too late last night. Let’s wait and see if your socks pick themselves up first. Actually, I am made out of money!
Adopted Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.” INCOME TAX, GEORGE HALLIFAX, CPA, EA, TAX preparation, Federal and all States, prior years, audit representation, 30 years experience, reasonable rates (775)392-0418 AIR COMPRESSOR 5HP 1750RPM, 230 VOLTS tank, model 3020, maximum P.S.I. 200 $800 OBO (775)265-2578 COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827, davenportlandscape.com or (775)2651491 or (775)721-8439
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QUALITY HOME MAINTENANCE AND IMPROVEMENTS, prompt, honest and reliable, fair pricing, all work guaranteed, call for free estimate and visit! Frank (775)309-7299 PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827
A Pint of Less
A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.” “Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?” “I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.” CRAFTSMAN CONSTRUCTION LLC, Specializing in Painting, Remodels, Additions, Tile, Finish Carpentry, Decks, Home Repairs, Window and Door Replacement, Quality Workmanship with over 28 years experience, free estimates, NV Lic.60315, NVPainting Lic.82727 Find us on Facebook or (775)690-1749 RESIDENTIAL CLEANING, LICENSED, BONDED and insured with references, Free estimates, great cleaning, fair prices, Samantha (775)220-4252
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Testing for Gossip
How much did Robert Mueller’s investigation cost?
According to the latest filing in December, Mueller had spent just over $25 million if you include all costs. That amount tracks spending through September 2018. Mueller’s team has tracked its spending in sixth-month increments, and it has been roughly six months since September. So, with that in mind, we can try to project the total costs. Mueller has spent roughly $6.5 million to $10 million in total costs in each period. Therefore, it would stand to reason the cost of the probe might come to between $31 million and $35 million. (Newsweek.com - 3/22/19) MAINTENANCE FREE DECKS AND PATIO COVERS, knowledgeable, honest, professional service! Serving Northern Nevada for 18+ years! Free Quotes! K & C Construction, NV#0079034 (775)691-6462 G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, General clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672 HOME IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT? ADDITIONS, remodels, garages, we do it all! Free estimates, 21 years experience, Carson Valley Construction Company LLC, NV#0074855 (775)291-1453
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In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?” “Hold on a minute”, Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” “Triple filter?” “That’s right”, Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” “No,” the man said, “Actually I just heard about it and ...” “All right”, said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?” “No, on the contrary.” “So”, Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?” “No, not really.” “Well”, concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?” $69 SERVICE CALL, ACADEMY APPLIANCE Service; washers, dryers, refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, compactors, some areas extra charge, Serving Carson Valley (775)781-4725 LAWN CARE SERVICE! AERATING, THATCHING, Mowing, Trimming, Pruning, Sprinklers/Repair, General Yard Clean Up, Free Estimates, 10+ Years Experience, Ruben (775)430-3585
Flying Pig Flea Market
Our next dates will be May 18th and June 22nd, 8am3pm and May 19th and June 23rd 9am-3pm, Fuji Park Building, Carson City. Be a vendor. Come to browse, for information call (775)882-4717 or (775)315-0008 THE CHICKS HAVE ARRIVED AT BENSON FEED; we also carry wood stove pellets, cleanest burning, highest heat output, out performs all others, ½ cord almond firewood, Carson City (775)882-3999
May 18th- Armed Forces Day
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Drugs for Males
With Viagra being such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society.... DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents.” COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store’s return limit. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men’s noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be double for long car rides. FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra. PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into “special prosecutors.” GENEALOGY - THOROUGH RESEARCH OF FAMILY histories. A unique gift for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, holidays or yourself! www.PersonalPedigree.com or Lisa (775)450-3175 ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766
I forgot!
“I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!” “Why would you want to divorce him for that?” “Every time he gets around a young woman, he forgets he’s married!”
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” House Sparrows Habits
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The Veterinarian
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: “Hey look, I’m a vet - I don’t need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what’s wrong just by looking.” She smugly added, “Why can’t you?” The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to put you to sleep.”
While House Sparrows may or may not be the most loved birds, they certainly are a part of our backyard bird watching experience. Initially these birds were imported from England. Brought to the US because they were known to eat certain caterpillars that harm shade trees. One by one, other US cities began importing them for the same purpose. In less than 50 years this small bird has a range that includes the entire U.S. and well into Canada. Unfortunately, they didn’t go after the caterpillars hoped for. While intentions were good, the outcome has been just the opposite. Our native cavity nesters have not evolved fast enough to compete with these highly competitive birds. Their nesting, feeding, and mating habits can be observed easily due to their long multiple breeding season. The mating habits or courtship behavior of the House Sparrow can begin as early as January and continue through July. The males claim their nest sites and defend its immediate territory. There is no defined area outside the nest that the bird defends. The male chirps by the nest site trying to attract a female. When a female comes by, the male chirps louder and more quickly. Sometimes the male will follow the female a short distance and hop or wing quiver around her if she passes by him. Other males may join in trying to attract the same female. Mating occurs throughout the breeding cycle, (March through early August) near the nest site, and may occur several times during the day. Once the birds pair, nesting begins. These birds are monogamous, usually for life. Although lost mates are quickly replaced during the breeding season. MIKES HORSESHOEING SERVICE, 34 YEARS experience! Serving Carson Valley and surrounding areas! Mike Romine (775)350-0351 TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOVED ONES. WILLS and Trusts. Day R. Williams, Attorney at Law, 1601 Fairview Drive, Suite C., Carson City, NV. Call Day today! (775)885-8398
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Refrigerator Man
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘’Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband - he thinks he’s a refrigerator!’’ ‘’I wouldn’t worry too much about it,’’ the doctor replies. ‘Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.’’ ‘’But you don’t understand,’’ the woman insists. ‘’He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.’’ 1986 14’ MIRROCRAFT ALUMINUM FISHING boat with trailer, 25HP Mercury 2 stroke, trolling motor, 3 seats, a lot of extras $1,300 OBO (775)781-0841 $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)6710808
Douglas Democrats Monthly Meetings…
Thursday, April 25 and Thursday, May 23, 2019 from 6:30pm to 8:30pm at their headquarters 1758 US-395 N, Unit K, (Ironwood Center), Minden. Presentation and discussion. Gather and chat 6:30 pm, meeting starts at 7:00 pm sharp, www.douglasdems.org or (775)783-1903 PIANO AND ORGAN PRIVATE INSTRUCTIONS, Member of Sierra Organ Club, Call Joanne Booth in Sunridge, Carson City (775)267-2429 The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers.
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The 30th Annual Kids’ Fishing Derby
This year’s derby will be held June 1st and 2nd, 2019 at Lampe Park in Gardnerville; hosting all children ages 3-12. Tickets to attend this volunteer run event are free; however, you must pre-register to receive a free session ticket. Derby hats, t-shirts and other resale items will be available for purchase. Raffle tickets are available for $1 each or 6 for $5. Registration forms, for mail-in only, are available at the Douglas County Parks and Recreation Department in the Community Center in Gardnerville. Registration and volunteer sign-ups will begin on April 6th and will continue every Saturday through the month of May from 10am-1pm at the Gardnerville Walgreens. Volunteers are needed to help set up, tear down, register, river help, fish cleaning and more. If you are interested in becoming a volunteer, please pick up a volunteer form at the Parks/Recreation Department and mail it in or stop by Walgreens starting April 6th. For further information, please contact (KFDVolunteers@aol.com) or Laura Ramirez (775)430-0592, Heather Gertsch (775)684-9018, Tiffany Ellis (775)782-2182. For sponsorship/fundraising contact Steve Hamilton (775) 392-3579
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In Over Two Months
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife... she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over... women like that are hard to find.” RENT ME FOR SPRING CLEANING, PUT A roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove (775)2972320 PAINTING INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR, STAINING, faux and fine finishes, free estimates, Powers Painting, NV#68615, powerspainting.org or (775)7815531 or (775)315-5179
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Little History, Etc. on Measles
What is the Difference Between 24 Months vs. 2T?
If you look closely, you will notice the differences between clothes labeled “24 Months” and those with the “2T” label. Essentially, 24 months is for children that are still in the baby stages while 2T is designed for toddlers. 24 Months have a rounder fit because they tend to leave more room for a diaper. You will also probably notice snaps between the legs for easy diaper access. 24 Months tends to be a bit shorter in length, both in tops and bottoms. This allows a baby to crawl without getting tangled up in the fabric. 2T clothes tend to be slimmer and have longer sleeves and pant legs. This fit tends to be better for children who walk upright and no longer wear a bulky diaper. 2T clothing typically does not have diaper snaps. As far as style goes, 2T tends to mimic adult clothing, just in a much smaller size. In contrast, 24-month clothing still looks babyish in style. HOT TUB SERVICE AND REPAIR, WEEKLY and bi weekly service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)2672490
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In the 9th century, a Persian doctor published one of the first written accounts of measles disease. Francis Home, a Scottish physician, demonstrated in 1757 that measles is caused by an infectious agent in the blood of patients. In 1912, measles became a nationally notifiable disease in the United States, requiring U.S. healthcare providers and laboratories to report all diagnosed cases. In the first decade of reporting, an average of 6,000 measles-related deaths were reported each year. In the decade before 1963 when a vaccine became available, nearly all children got measles by the time they were 15 years of age. It is estimated 3 to 4 million people in the United States were infected each year. Also, each year, among reported cases, an estimated 400 to 500 people died, 48,000 were hospitalized, and 1,000 suffered encephalitis (swelling of the brain) from measles. In 1954, John F. Enders and Dr. Thomas C. Peebles collected blood samples from several ill students during a measles outbreak in Boston, Massachusetts. They wanted to isolate the measles virus in the student’s blood and create a measles vaccine. They succeeded in isolating measles in 13-year-old David Edmonston’s blood. In 1963, John Enders and colleagues transformed their Edmonston-B strain of measles virus into a vaccine and licensed it in the United States. In 1968, an improved and even weaker measles vaccine, developed by Maurice Hilleman and colleagues, began to be distributed. This vaccine, called the Edmonston-Enders (formerly “Moraten”) strain has been the only measles vaccine used in the United States since 1968. Measles vaccine is usually combined with mumps and rubella (MMR), or combined with mumps, rubella and varicella (MMRV). Learn more about measles vaccine. In 1978, CDC set a goal to eliminate measles from the United States by 1982. Although this goal was not met, widespread use of measles vaccine drastically reduced the disease rates. By 1981, the number of reported measles cases was 80% less compared with the previous year. However, a 1989 measles outbreaks among vaccinated school-aged children prompted the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP), the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), and the American Academy of Family Physicians (AAFP) to recommend a second dose of MMR vaccine for all children. Following widespread implementation of this recommendation and improvements in first-dose MMR vaccine coverage, reported measles cases declined even more. Measles was declared eliminated (absence of continuous disease transmission for greater than 12 months) from the United States in 2000. This was thanks to a highly effective vaccination program in the United States, as well as better measles control in the Americas region. Cont...
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Signs and symptoms: The symptoms of measles generally appear about seven to 14 days after a person is infected. Measles typically begins with high fever, cough, runny nose (coryza), and red, watery eyes (conjunctivitis). Two or three days after symptoms begin, tiny white spots (Koplik spots) may appear inside the mouth. (CDC.gov) RARE FOUR PIECE 1960 MAPLE LIVING ROOM set $800; Round Oak table four chairs $140; Antique four large poster Cherrywood queen bed $975; old CB radios, Western household décor, leathers (775)2308938 PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination, call HUD toll-free.
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When I Grow Up
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up.” “That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?” “Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.” MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, HEADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-1627 MASTER HOROLOGIST, CLOCK REPAIR, MUSEUM Quality Furniture, Chair Caning and Antique Everything Restoration, Grandfather Clock House Calls! A-1 Restorations since 1967, Larry (775)781-1616 GET FAST INTERNET! UP TO 40 MBPS, WIRELESS! (not satellite, not DSL). Great in rural areas, www.rural-internet.us or call Patrick (775)297-4777 HANDYMAN - 30+ YEARS EXPERIENCE, FREE estimates, senior and military discounts, low rates, Jerry/Gardnerville (760)219-2296
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The Seven Wonders of the World
A group of school children were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of The World.” Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: Egypt’s Great Pyramids - Taj Mahal - Grand Canyon - Panama Canal - Empire State Building - St. Peter’s Basilica - Great Wall of China While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So, she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The little girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn’t quite make up my mind because there are so many.” The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.” The girl hesitated, then read, “I think the “Seven Wonders of The World” are: To see - To hear - To touch - To taste - To feel - To laugh - To love.” The room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous. A gentle reminder - that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man. LARRY’S TRACTOR SERVICE, CLEANUP WORK, rototilling, backhoe, box scraper, dump trailer, rake, hole drilling, affordable rates (775)267-2245 or (775)690-4632
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Happy May Birthdays!
Life on Earth is a gift. It’s meant to be opened up, not wrapped up. Take it out, use it and re-gift it. You’ll be rewarded with even more gifts. Have a wonderful Birthday! DR BRUSH HOG FOR SALE. WEEDS WILL BE epic this Spring, Brand new, never used, $1,500, Wellington, NV, Bob (775)781-0244 SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two-story houses, based in Minden area, call John (775)267-1800 NEVADA CCW CLASSES $50, EMAIL tacaimnv@ gmail or call (775)360-5214 CENSUS BUREAU POSITIONS AVAILABLE in Nevada, $15-$18.50 per hour: Join the 2020 Census Team, Great Pay, Flexible Hours, Apply online 2020Census. gov/jobs
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Berean Bible Church Christ Alone!
Sunday Worship Service 9:30am; Children’s Sunday School provided. Women’s Bible Study – 2nd and 4th Friday 8am; Men Bible Study – Fridays 8am; CoEd Bible Study – Tuesdays 5pm. 1516 Hwy. 395, Gardnerville (in the HAAS Center) bereanbible.church or call (775)7823931 WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR PETS IN YOUR home, all sizes, we can spoil them as you do, call for meet and greet, 10 years experience, Serving Dayton, Carson City, Douglas County, Johnnell and Al (209)986-6381 BATH TUBS REPAIRED, RESURFACED, AND recolored, Acrylic, Fiberglass and Porcelain, Call The Tub Doctor (775)233- 5297 WHITE CARAVAN TOP OFF 1996 CHEVY SHORTBED, double doors, sliding window $2,000 OBO (775)790-3800 HANDYMAN SERVICE – HOME REPAIRS, FENCING Repair/Replacement, Hauling, Trash Removal, Shrub and Tree Trimming and Removal, and Weed Removal, Free Estimates (775)781-1747
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A Penny for Your Thoughts
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, then the lass said, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be if ye’d give me a wee bit of a kiss.”So she did so. But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, “What are ye thinkin’ now?” To which the lad replied: “Well, I was hopin’ ye hadn’t forgot the penny!” PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)6901441 GOT WOOD? SAMMY’S FIREWOOD, HONEST Quality Service, soft and hard wood, delivery available, located in Carson City (775)315-0834 TWO PIECE SECTIONAL REUPHOLSTERED sofa, floral pattern, foam rubber Dacron covered cushions (775)267-3867
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What is Zombie Deer Disease
A mad cow-like infectious disease that can turn the brains of deer, elk, and moose into “Swiss cheese” is spreading in at least 24 states — and some experts are warning that it could eventually make its way into humans. Known as chronic wasting disease, the fatal progressive neurodegenerative illness was first identified in the 1960s. Like mad cow, the disease is spread by prions, the zombie-like pathogenic proteins that aren’t alive and can’t be killed. When they infect an animal, they eat away at its brain, causing a cascade of symptoms that resemble dementia and eventually lead to death. While the disease is still rare, researchers believe it’s more widespread than ever due, in part, to how humans trade deer and other hoofed mammals. “What we’ve seen over the last few decades is that it’s slowly spreading in wild deer populations,” said Peter Larsen, an assistant professor in veterinary sciences at the University of Minnesota who has been studying the pathogen. It’s also spreading among captive deer, elk, and reindeer, which are transported around the country and overseas to hunting ranches, petting zoos, and Christmasthemed farms. That’s how the disease ended up in South Korea, Larsen said. (It’s been identified in Canada and Norway, too.) When new outbreaks start, they are virtually impossi-
ble to contain because, unlike viruses and bacteria, prions can’t be killed. There’s also no good way to find them. So we’re talking about an indestructible, killer pathogen that could be lurking anywhere. Researchers have long wondered whether the disease, like mad cow, can make the leap into humans. (Mad cow in people is known as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.) Late last summer, we got a preliminary and frightening answer. In a paper published in the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases, researchers from Scotland and Canada showed via an experiment in a petri dish that prions from sick animals can indeed infect human cells. Since then, there’s been no direct evidence of human disease, even in people who ate meat that later tested positive for the pathogenic prions. BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi-story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)883-6629 FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)782-8776
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The Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for: Substitute School Bus Drivers , Starting Salary: $15.42/hour, Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week, Apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us USA DRYWALL, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#59981 (775)247-2539 HANDCRAFTED MARKERS AND MONUMENTS, Granite and Bronze. Large Selection of colors and designs, special orders welcome! 15 years experience, call Cornerstone Monument for appointment (775)2671958 Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520 ASPEN ROOFING INC. FREE ESTIMATES, ALL types, Re-roofs, New and Repairs, NV#0069418, Insured and Bonded, Chris (775)230-8174 CUSTOM BUILT LEFT HANDED STOCKED Rifle, 17-222 Ackley Magnum, Post 1964 Winchester action, Shilen Barrel, laminated Walnut-Maple left hand thumb hole stock, 3 to 9 Tasco Pronghorn Scope, complete set of 3 sizing dies, 3 boxes live ammunition, tri pod, cleaning rod, leather sling and hard case (775)2655961 WEEKLY LAWN CARE, DETHATCH AND AERATION, 15+ years experience, quality service, serving Carson Valley, Carson Valley Lawn Care, Insured (775)230-2546
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Special Prayer for Memorial Day
As we remember those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for the freedoms we enjoy every day, we think of how they have followed in the footsteps of your son, our Savior, Jesus Christ. Please hold our servicemen and women in your strong arms. Cover them with your sheltering grace and your presence as they stand in the gap for our protection. We also remember the families of our troops. We ask for your unique blessings to fill their homes, and we pray your peace, provision, and strength will fill their lives. May the members of our armed forces be supplied with courage to face each day and may they trust in the Lord’s mighty power to accomplish each task. Let our military brothers and sisters feel our love and support. In the name of Jesus. Amen. (Author unknown) STEEL 16X6 WHEELS AND PLASTIC HUBCAPS for your Subaru snow tires, fits 1990-1999, 2005-2009, 2009 thru 2013 Crosstrek, Legacy, Forester and Outback $80 with caps (775)267-1515 “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!” Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $179 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813
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“Oh God,” sighed the wife one morning, “I’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!” Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, “I’m not surprised: You’ve been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!” PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065 NEW SPRINGFIELD M1A M14, STILL IN BOX, WALNUT stock, magazines - 1-20, 1-10, 200 rounds ammunition $1,600 firm, Stan (775)265-5333
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