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MOBILE COMPUTER REPAIR AND SERVICE Quality work performed in-shop, in office or in-home. Dependable, affordable! Over 14 Years Experience. Proudly serving Carson Valley and Surrounding Communities. Call Nick at Technologic Computer Repair (775)450-7570
LAWN CARE SERVICE! AERATING, THATCHING, Mowing, Trimming, Pruning, Sprinklers, Repair, General Yard Clean Up, Small Paint Jobs, Free Estimates, Senior Discounts, 10 Years Experience, Ruben (775)430-3585
COMMUNITY GARAGE SALE, SATURDAY AND Sunday, May 27th and 28th, 8am-5pm, Winhaven, Hwy. 395 and East on Lucerne Minden, Nevada
MOVING, MUST SELL GOOD QUALITY FURNITURE; dining table and 4 chairs, 3 bar stools, Thomasville Hutch, oriental rugs, white dresser, 2 matching chairs (775)246-5303
RENNER’S TRUE VALUE HARDWARE - FOR ALL YOUR hardware, household, automotive and gardening needs and much more now available online at truevalue.com, ship orders to store for free, call Megan or Chris for details (775)465-2217, press 1 for parts, 2289 Hwy. 208, Smith, NV
ACME HEATING AND AIR CONDITIONING Specializing in mobile homes; Emergency repairs, Sales, Service, Replacements, all makes and models, Free estimates on replacement furnaces and air conditioners, NV LIC#014612 (775)883-3220, Emergency (775)6913185
TROYBILT SUPER TOMAHAWK CHIPPER/ shredder, Briggs and Stratton 8HP motor, pull start, includes 3 extra screens and 2 bags $575 (775)4651077
1919 BUICK, MINDEN RANCH CAR, RUNS and drives, all original; hit and miss engines; anvils and other miscellaneous items (775)265-0829
SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two-story houses, based in Minden area, call John (775)267-1800
HANDYMAN SERVICES, WOOD DECK RESURFACING and repair, interior doors, windows and interior/exterior trim, Honey-Do’s, etc. Serving Carson Valley (775)315-2235
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The “Back Nine” of Life
You know… time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems like just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all. I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams. But, here it is… the “back nine” of my life and it catches me by surprise. How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my youth go? I remember well seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that “I was only on the first hole” and the “back nine” was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like. But, here it is…my friends are retired and getting grey…they move slower and I see an older person now. Some are in better and some worse shape than me…but, I see the great change…Not like the ones that I remember who were young and vibrant…but, like me, their age is beginning to show and we are now those older folks that we used to see and never thought we’d become. Each day now, I find that just getting a shower is a real target for the day! And taking a nap is not a treat anymore… it’s mandatory! Cause if I don’t on my own free will… I just fall asleep where I sit! And so…now I enter into this new season of my life unprepared for all the aches and pains and the loss of strength and ability to go and do things that I wish I had done but never did!! But, at least I know, that though I’m on the “back nine”, and I’m not sure how long it will last…this I know, that when it’s over on this earth…it’s over. A new adventure will begin! Yes, I have regrets. There are things I wish I hadn’t done…things I should have done, but indeed, there are many things I’m happy to have done. It’s all in a lifetime. So, if you’re not on the “back nine” yet…let me remind you, that it will be here faster than you think. So, whatever you would like to accomplish in your life please do it quickly! Don’t put things off too long!! Life goes by quickly. So, do what you can today, as you can never be sure whether you’re on the “back nine” or not! You have no promise that you will see all the seasons of your life… so, live for today and say all the things that you want your loved ones to remember…and hope that they appreciate and love you for all the things that you have done for them in all the years past!! YARD SALE, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, MAY 19TH and 20th, 9am to 3pm, 1222 Fieldgate Court, Pleasantview/Gardnerville
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POWER WHEELCHAIR, JAZZY MODEL WITH joystick controls, cup holder, charger, seldom used, like new condition $750 OBO sjdacos@yahoo.com or Minden (775)267-5969 BATH TUBS REPAIRED, RESURFACED, AND recolored, Acrylic, Fiberglass and Porcelain, Call The Tub Doctor (530)495-1641 or (775)233- 5297 NOW HIRING! PJ’S LIQUOR AND WINE Shop, Gardnerville Ranchos, experience helpful but will train, Paul (775)265-6493 MIKES HORSESHOEING SERVICE, 30 + YEARS experience! Serving Carson Valley and surrounding areas! Mike Romine (775)350-0351 SIX FAMILY GARAGE SALE MAY 6TH and 7th, 8am to 3pm; Tools, Furniture, Houseware, Collectibles, Holiday Decorations, Jewelry, Clothing, Ski Equipment and much more, Sunridge/Parkview Court, Carson City SURVEYORS TRANSIT WITH TRIPOD AND CARRYING case $165 OBO (775)265-5959
WNC Community Education Classes
R.I.P.P.E.D. exercise class Monday/Wednesday’s 5:40pm-6:40pm – Check our website for additional classes, class descriptions, dates, cost, and register on line at www.campusece.net/wnc/ or call (775)445-4268. WE HAVE A LARGE SELECTION OF NEW AND Used RV’s and a full parts and service department, Carson City RV, 4550 North Carson Street, North Highway 395 (775)882-8335 C.F.I. CERTIFIED CARPET, HARDWOOD, VINYL, no charge for furniture or tear-out. Three-year labor warranty! Residential and Commercial Competitive pricing, JS Flooring (775)267-4123 FLEA FAIR, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, May 6th – 7th at Wa-She-Shu Casino and Travel Plaza, Hwy. 395 South, Gardnerville or for information (775)265-9567 PAINTER, SEMI-RETIRED WITH 40 YEARS experience in Nevada, Save Money, Get Seasonal Discount Now, inside or out, Fences (775)901-1912
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Letter to A Single Mother From Her Mom
Your Dog Bite?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” the tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, “Nope.” As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” The old man muttered, “Ain’t my dog.” JANS TROPICS AND ELEGANT POOCH, 50 YEARS serving Carson! dog and cat grooming, pet supplies and tropical fish, 1000 Corbett St., Carson City (775)882-5659 or (775)882-4928 17TH ANNUAL SARATOGA SPRINGS COMMUNITY Garage Sale, Saturday, May 20th, 8am to 3pm; 85 plus homes in Minden, Entrances at Stephanie Way and South Santa Barbara, Vicky Lane and Jackie Lane and Vicky Lane and South Santa Barbara
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Why do people think that single mothers did something wrong? And why do people talk like single mothers are new? In this wonderful story, we find out how single parenthood generation after generation proved how it just made one family stronger and more enduring. Finally, I had to admit to myself that I wasn’t making it on my own as a single parent with a four-year-old son and a thirteen-month-old daughter. Reluctantly, I had written my parents asking if I could move in with them until I could find a teaching position and manage on my own. I knew it would not be an easy decision for them to make. Living in a small town, my mother had always worried about “what people would think.” Her response came more quickly than I had expected. As I held her unopened letter, I wondered if the rapid reply was good news or bad. With careful concern, I tore open the end of the envelope. Her typewritten letter was folded in the formal standard she had learned as a secretary after graduating from high school. It read: Dear Linda, You must quit beating up on yourself and feeling so ashamed over needing to move back home with the children because of the divorce. I want you to know that you are not the first woman in the family to be a single parent and fall on hard times. I hope you will find courage and take pride in the woman I am going to tell you about. Linda, did you not realize that World War II made me a single parent while Daddy was overseas for two years? I had to go back to live with my parents on their farm, Miles from town and friends. But it was such a blessing in disguise because grandma was willing to rock you when you had constant earaches, and I was able to help her with the household chores. Your daddy sent us ration books, so I could get sugar and shoes and gasoline to supplement my folks’ needs. Now that you understand that you were not the first woman in our family to be a single parent, please come back home knowing that your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, sisters and cousins are here to be family for you. With the rich heritage of women who have found a way to give their children a wonderful future, in spite of hardships, you will be in very good company. Come back home as soon as possible. Love always, Mother LEER CROWN CAMPER SHELL, FITS DODGE 2500 long bed, all windows intact, sliding front window, gray paint $275 (775)465-1077 GOT DIRTY WINDOWS? ABC WINDOW CLEANERS, mirrors, gutter cleaning, re-screening, pressure washing, 30 years experience, NV#20161064184, CA#310507, Gardnerville resident (530)544-0590
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Remain Independent – Remain at Home
The “little things” may become increasingly difficult as we age, but this doesn’t mean it’s time to surrender. We provide affordable, non-medical assistance for seniors at home. Light housekeeping, meal prep, bathing/ grooming, companionship, family relief, and incidental transportation to appointments. A few hours to 24/7 care. Eden Home Care, eden-health.com (775)392-2000
SEARS WELDER, 30-295AMP, RODS AND Leads $75; 7 1/2HP Scott Atwater, 1950’s, pump hose, tank $200; new boat ladder, bilge, aerator pumps $60 (775)342-9718 PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)6901441
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Barking Lot Sale!
Saturday, May 20th, 2017 8am-3pm. Sell your “stuff” and help maintain your local dog park. 12’x12’ sales spaces available. $20 donation in advance, ($25 day of event). Mail checks to DVDP PO Box 995, Dayton, NV 89403 Want to donate your stuff? Drop off items Friday May 19th, 4pm-6pm at Dayton Valley Dog Park, Dayton Valley Road and Como Road in Dayton. For more information call Kathy at (775)721-8853. Thank you for your support! CHIROPRACTOR IN COLEVILLE, CA, treats a wide range of neurologic and metabolic conditions, nutrition, head to toe analysis, 40 years experience, Dr. Stan Jones (530)577-2225 TNT UPHOLSTERY, CUSTOM AUTOS, BOATS, furniture and leather work, free estimates, 1482 Southgate Dr., #106, Gardnerville (775)267-5433 HOME CLEANING, RELIABLE, REASONABLE Rates, References, openings available weekly or bimonthly or just one-time, Kathy (775)884-1546
Reading of the Will
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. ‘To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,’ the attorney reads. ‘To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.’ ‘And finally,’ the lawyer concludes, ‘to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!’ ART WORK, SEVERAL CHOICES, LARGE approximately 4’x5’ oil painting of Woodland Scene with Oak frame, only $50; 2 old western photos superimposed on slate, originally $500 each, asking $250 each; Beautiful wall tapestry, Forest scene with moose (elk?), 3’ wide, 27” long, Design by famous artist and Sculptor Alan Sakhavarz, Rod included, $50, Companion pieces available; pillow $10; 3 picture Slate wall art/décor (stag, bear and moose or elk), vertical about 13.5”x5.5” $15, Gardnerville (775)265-0962 BUY DIRECT! DECORATIVE ROCK, SAND, GRAVEL, D.G., Topsoil, Bark and Boulders, yard pick-up or delivery, Cinderlite, Serving all of Northern Nevada, Cinderlite.com or (775)882-4483 AS YOU ARE OUT GARAGE SELLING CHECK 309 Sandy in Yerington, days and times vary. BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi-story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)8836629
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My Mother’s On the Phone Again!
My mother’s on the phone again. It makes my mood grow sour, Waiting for the talk to stop. . . I think it’s been an hour. My mother’s on the phone again. Will she get off? No way! It’s either Gramma or Aunt Pat. . . . I think it’s been a day. My mother’s on the phone again. I talk, but she won’t hear. She said, “Just one more minute, Hon’.” . . . I think it’s been a year. She hangs it up, gives me a hug. We start to talk and then . . .I hear a ring. It’s not . . . Oh, no! She’s on the phone again! ONE HOUR SIGNATURE FACE LIFT FACIAL, 1 hour aroma balance treatment, Monthly special only $60 per service, gift certificates available. Located behind Bank of America, Minden, Massage/Jennifer (775)291-1286, Facial/Karla (775)315-0673 TWO BUCK GOATS FOR SALE, 15 MONTHS OLD full blood registered Boer buck, 1/2 brother to Cow Palace Reserve Overall Grand Champion Buck, $200; 15-month-old percentage Boer buck, Ready to breed $75, email ichwawa395@aol.com or Wellington (775)781-0243
Compulsive Eaters Anonymous
Concerned about your eating or weight? Meetings every Monday and Thursday 5:15pm, Tuesday 10am, 314 N. Division St. Carson City; every Sunday 5:30pm, United Methodist Church, Gardnerville - All are welcome! ceahow.org or Sue at (775)400-0098 WE’LL KEEP YOU IN STITCHES, WE COVER autos, furniture and ATV’s, 47 years experience, Tweeds Upholstery, Gardnerville, tweedsupholstery@yahoo.com or (775)782-5812 REFURBISHED MOBILE HOMES LOOKING FOR Good Tenants! 1 and 2 Bedroom for rent, payment starting from $505 plus all utilities, available now in Dayton, Silver Springs and Yerington (775)316-0634 HOME IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT? ADDITIONS, remodels, garages, we do it all! Free estimates, 21 years experience, Carson Valley Construction Company LLC, NV#0074855 (775)291-1453 $100 OFF CLUTCH OR TRANSMISSION REPLACEMENT! New, used and rebuilds, up to 3 year, 100,000-mile warranty, Double J Auto, 1475 Southgate Drive, Gardnerville (775)782-8592
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Why does Easter change each year?
Where Did She Go?
An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good care of you here, don’t they?” “Oh, yes, they take good care of me here.” “Do you have any pain?” the visitor asked. “No, I can’t say I do,” the elderly woman replied. “Then what has you worried sick?” the visitor asked. The elderly woman leaned in and explained, “All of my closest friends have already died and gone to heaven. I’m sure they are all wondering where I went!” TIRED OF BEING DULL? I SHARPEN CHEFS knives, scissors of all types, clipper blades, clipper repair, TJ’S Sharpening (775)841-1079 WANTED, FOUR CYCLE 40HP OUTBOARD motor (775)781-7827 FIREARMS WANTED! ESTATE COLLECTIONS or single items: Winchester, Colts, Smith and Wesson, Luger’s and others. Appraisals upon request, Licensed Gary (775)267-2045 or (775)671-0563
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For Christians around the world, Easter Sunday - the day honoring Jesus’ resurrection - is one of the most important days of the year. But this sacred day is also considered a “moveable feast” and can fall between March 22 and April 25 of any given year. You’re probably wondering why such an important date would move so much, or even how the date is chosen every year. The Easter schedule was actually originally tied to the celebration of Passover, which is tied to lunar cycles. Since Jesus and his apostles were Jewish, Christ’s death was recorded as occurring after Passover. Easter is celebrated shortly after that. But there’s more to that story. In ancient times, Christians around the world celebrated Easter on different days - some celebrated the day after Passover, while others celebrated on the first Sunday following Passover. It wasn’t until 325 CE that the Council of Nicaea created a mathematical formula to standardize the celebration date. Since then, Easter Sunday has been celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon of the spring season. If the full moon falls on a Sunday, Easter is celebrated the week after. The Hebrew calendar, which is entirely different from the Gregorian one, no longer plays a role. And while the drastic shift in dates used to mean the difference between wearing winter boots to church vs. fancy dress shoes (or even an indoor vs. outdoor meal), this winter has been so unpredictable, it’s worthwhile to plan for anything. ALL AMERICAN OVERHEAD DOOR, NEW INSTALLATION, repairs and service, commercial/ residential, 10% discount for spring repair, Free Estimates and Senior Discount (775)450-2156 IRS PROBLEMS? FEDERAL AND ALL STATES, Past years returns and audit representation, “Service you can trust, quality you can afford.”, Call James A. Farnham, enrolled agent, 20 years experience, Reasonable Rates, Income Tax Services (775)392-0321 WANTED TO BUY DISHWASHERS, ROW boats, fishing equipment, outboard motors, paddleboards, please call Gary 775-782-3070 MINOR TO MAJOR AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS, Tires and More! ASE Certified Master Mechanic, 35 years same location! Senior Discounts, Bobs Shell Service, Carson City (775)883-7919
May 20th- Armed Forces Day
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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings
The Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you. 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob. HYDRAULIC AND PNEUMATIC AIR CYLINDERS repair and rebuild, log splitters, tractors, farm equipment, dump trucks and trailers, etc. all makes and models. Machining, welding, fabrication, design, reasonable rates! 18 years experience, Ramco Fabrication, Shawn (775)267-7358 PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827
The Bills in Concert
The Carson Valley Arts Council will present The Bills in concert at CVIC Hall, on Friday, May 5th, 2017. Join us for an evening of folk/roots, jazz and classical music. Listen to their music at www.thebills.ca. Tickets are $24 in advance; $28 at the door; Kids under 18 are free. For information or to purchase tickets, visit www.cvartscouncil.com or call (775)782-8207. MILLER WELDER, GENERATOR, PANELING, 28’ Motorhome, 1957 Dodge 4x4, power hacksaw (775)790-4953 VOICE AND PIANO LESSONS, BEGINNER to Advanced students, experienced teacher, performer, music degree. Call The Songlady! Carolyn Lancaster (775)720-1918 or (775)267-2582
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” WNC Motorcycle Rider Course
Registration for the 2017 Motorcycle season is open, Basic Rider Course - $160, the NEW Basic Rider Course II - $85 and the Advanced Rider Course - $85. The BRC II is for riders who have been riding or need to update their skills. This New course is the intermediate course of the three motorcycle classes offered at WNC. The BRC II will include an online classroom portion and MUST be completed prior to the in person class. Check class descriptions, dates, and registration on line at www. campusece.net/wnc/ or call (775)445-4268. HARDWOOD FLOORING WAREHOUSE CLEARANCE! Also Laminate, Vinyl Plank and Carpet at 20% - 50% off, Specials starting from .50 per square foot, Rogers Carpet One (775)267-2555 GUN CABINET, LOCKING WITH 2 GUN wall rack $65; T/C black powder diamond, extras $300; fishing poles, tackle, 1950’s hydraulic vertical floor jack with swing arms $50 (775)342-9718 RENEE’S UPHOLSTERY, FORMERLY OF SARAH’S, specializing in motorcycle seats, furniture, marine, automotive, 20 years experience, rquell@sbcglobal.net or (775)530-3941
I Wish....
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working on my second million.” “Really?” asked the first guy, surprised. “Yea, I gave up on the first million, didn’t quite work out.” GRASS-FED BEEF, ALL LOCALLY GROWN, $4.25 per pound hanging weight, works out to about $6 per pound cut and wrapped (775)721-1574 $69 SERVICE CALL, ACADEMY APPLIANCE Service; washers, dryers, refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, compactors, some areas extra charge, Serving Carson Valley (775)781-4725 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $399, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $99, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994 WANTED: NEW AND USED KNIVES WANTED and tobacco pipes; folding, hunting, military knives, Jeff (775)720-2577
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SUTRO LANDSCAPING, ONE CALL DOES IT all; lawn care, aerating and thatching, sprinkler systems, sod installation and planting, clean-ups and much more, Free Estimates, Operated by owner, NV#50048 (775)246-4871 or (775)291-3095 RELOADING COMPONENTS, EQUIPMENT, training, bulk and custom ammunition, Remember, “we are just gun food!” Open Wednesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm and Sunday Noon - 5pm, Bear Bullets, 1506 US Hwy 395 N. Gardnerville, NV (775)392-3213 D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)671-0808 $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461
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You’re Right
The other day, Louise and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Louise finally said, ‘Look. I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right.’ ‘Fine.’ I said. She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said, ‘I’m wrong.’ I grinned and replied, ‘You’re right.’
MULTI-PURPOSE, BOOKSHELF, STORAGE or entertainment center, Oak, about 6’ and change high, 4’10” wide, 17” deep, five 5 open spaces, 1 space with amber glass doors, 2 closed cabinets, great as room divider, whatever you need, sturdy Oak, like new, priced to sell at $75, moving soon, Gardnerville (775)265-0962 “YOUR HOMETOWN HAULER SINCE 1996!” $129 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling, Junk and Trash, Carson Valley/Carson City (775)265-6813
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Last Time
Flying Pig Flea Market
Be a vendor. Come to browse, May 27th and 28th, 2017 8am-3pm, Fuji Park Building, Carson City, for information call (775)882-4717 or (775)315-0008 RUPERT’S GEMCUTTING AND JEWELRYUNIQUE gifts, custom designing, repairs, specializing in natural stones and precious gemstone jewelry, Carson City (775)882-5988 GREG’S SMALL ENGINE SERVICE AND REPAIR! Lawn Mowers, Snow Blowers, Portable Generators, Tillers, Shredders, Pressure Washers; On Site PickUp And Delivery, Serving Carson City, Carson Valley, Dayton - gregtenbroeck@yahoo.com or visit us at gregsmallengine.com (775)790-0435 or (530)307-1132 LG WASHER AND DRYER COMBO, THREE YEARS old, good condition, good for small loads $430 (775)885-0741 INCOME TAX, GEORGE HALLIFAX, CPA, EA, TAX preparation, Federal and all States, prior years, audit representation, 30 years experience, reasonable rates (775)392-0418
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From the moment you hold your baby in your arms, you will never be the same. You might long for the person you were before, when you had freedom and time, And nothing in particular to worry about. You will know tiredness like you never knew it before, and days will run into days that are exactly the same, full of feedings and burping, nappy changes and crying, Whining and fighting, naps or a lack of naps, it might seem like a never-ending cycle. But don’t forget … there is a last time for everything. There will come a time when you will feed your baby for the very last time. They will fall asleep on you after a long day and it will be the last time you ever hold your sleeping child. One day you will carry them on your hip then set them down, and never pick them up that way again. You will scrub their hair in the bath one night and from that day on they will want to bathe alone. They will hold your hand to cross the road, then never reach for it again. They will creep into your room at midnight for cuddles, and it will be the last night you ever wake to this. One afternoon you will sing “the wheels on the bus” and do all the actions, then never sing them that song again. They will kiss you goodbye at the school gate, the next day they will ask to walk to the gate alone. You will read a final bedtime story and wipe your last dirty face. They will run to you with arms raised for the very last time. The thing is, you won’t even know it’s the last time until there are no more times. And even then, it will take you a while to realize. So while you are living in these times, remember there are only so many of them and when they are gone, you will yearn for just one more day of them. For one last time. MTD SHREDDER, SHREDS UP TO 2 INCHES, good shape $149 (775)292-9265 or (775)291-0983 STOP THE COLD AIR FROM COMING UNDER your house! Change your foundation vents to Raz Air Vents. Easy to open and close, 100% guaranteed, available at your local Meeks Lumber and Hardware Stores and Dave’s Supply in Carson City, call (775)392-4455 LOCAL HONEY, JAM AND ORGANIC OLIVE Oil Soaps Just Fabulous Repurposed Furniture is your One-Stop-Shop for Shabby Chic Furniture, Antiques and Rusty Gold. Come see what we do! 1432A Industrial Way, Gardnerville, justfabuloustreasures.com or (775)392-3322
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Woman Writes Best Letter
Birthdays and Anniversaries!
A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on his computer and have the dates highlighted on the screen when the machine was turned on. He went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. Finally, he found one where the clerk seemed experienced. “Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” the guy asked. “Have you tried a wife?” the clerk responded. WE BUY MOBILE HOMES, PARKS OR WITH land, NV# U2175 (775)815-1214 CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Joanne, please leave clear message (775)4659422
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Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’ Are you kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local store armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’. Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad busi-
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ness elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always... Wendi in Austin, TX (supposedly actual letter sent) 2011 27’ ARCTIC FOX 5TH WHEEL BY NORTHWOOD, 4 seasons, excellent condition, sleeps 6, solar, 100-watt generator, insulated windows, rear trailer hitch, heated tanks, air hide a bed, many extras $33,000; 2010 Ford F250 Super Duty, 6.4 Diesel, 5th wheel hitch included, buy both for $55,000 (775)2659026 LOBO ROOFING, SINCE 1993, ROOFING INSPECTION Specialist, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Senior Citizen Discounts, Mobile Home, Residential and Commercial, Lic#K0011, NVLic#0070178 (775)342-8969 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT ESCAPE close to home? Eagle Lake, Lassen County Vacation Rentals, Trophy Trout, all water sports, furnished cabins from $60 per night or $360 per week, visit our website at eaglelakeheritage.com or (800)459-5179
WANTED! RESIDENTIAL CONSTRUCTION remodel worker, assist in building structures, extremely proficient with hand and power tools, physically dexterous for heavy lifting, ability to work in extreme weather conditions, able to work in team environment, able to understand blue prints helpful, salary based on experience, valid license, call for more information (775)781-9486 LANCASTER CONSTRUCTION, WE SPECIALIZE in Re-leveling Mobile Homes, also replacing old metal exterior doors with new residential doors. Give Phil Lancaster a call to schedule an appointment (775)720-4319 or (775)782-8785 DALILA HOUSE CLEANING! 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE in Gardnerville, Carson City and Tahoe area! Weekly or by-weekly with great references! Free Estimates (775)430-2531 HIKING COMPANION(S) WANTED, ANY AGES, for easy 5 mile hike up White Mountain, 14,246 feet, Bishop, CA., July 30th and September 3rd, open gate Sunday, email ichwawa395@aol.com, Sharon (775)781-0243
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827, davenportlandscape.com or (775)2651491 or (775)721-8439 BOOKKEEPING, PAYROLL, INCOME TAX PREPARATION, we do it all! 22+ years experience; Professional, reliable quality work personalized for your small business or personal situation. Pro-Balanced Bookkeeping (775)246-3363
Walk, Don’t Walk
The 28th Annual Kids’ Fishing Derby
This year’s derby will be held June 3th and 4th, 2017 at Lampe Park in Gardnerville; hosting all children ages 3-12. Tickets to attend this volunteer run event are free; however, you must pre-register to receive a free session ticket. Derby hats, t-shirts and other resale items will be available for purchase. Raffle tickets are available for $1 each or 6 for $5. Registration forms, for mail-in only, are available at the Douglas County Parks and Recreation Department; located on Waterloo Lane in Gardnerville. Registration and volunteer sign-ups began on April 1st and will continue every Saturday through the month of May from 10am-1pm at the Gardnerville Walgreens. Volunteers are needed to help set up, tear down, register, river help, fish cleaning and more. If you are interested in becoming a volunteer, please pick up a volunteer form at the Parks/Recreation Department and mail it in or stop by Walgreens starting April 1st. For further information, please contact Laura Ramirez (775)430-0592, Heather Gertsch (775)684-9018, Tiffany Ellis (775)790-3038 or (KFDVolunteers@aol.com) ASPEN ROOFING INC. FREE ESTIMATES, ALL types, Re-roofs, New and Repairs, NV#0069418, Insured and Bonded, Chris (775)230-8174
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Either some pedestrians believe they are entitled to traffic stopping when they enter a crosswalk or they just assume drivers will see them and stop. This is not the case so please help prevent an accident from happening. Always check for traffic. Never assume you have the right of way or that a driver will stop. It’s probably a good idea to assume that all drivers are distracted until you confirm otherwise. Don’t cross the street until making eye contact with the driver. Put headphones and devices down when crossing the street. If you need to use a cell phone, stop walking and find a safe place to talk or use it. Pedestrians do have the right of way at crosswalks; but be careful, some drivers don’t always follow the rules or other. Being right won’t keep you from being hit. SCHWINN 20” LOOP FOLDING BICYCLE, still in box, paid $240, selling for $200 Sharon/Wellington (775)781-0243 ELECTRICAL PROBLEMS? MAKE THEM GO away! No job too small! New construction, remodels, service and repair, Pigman Electric, NV#73243, CA#610417 (775)721-9491 FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)782-8776 LANDSCAPE DESIGN, INSTALLATION MAINTENANCE Synthetic Grass, Paver, Retaining Walls, Irrigation, Residential, Commercial, HOA, Free Estimates, 21 years experience, Serving Carson Valley and Carson, Total Lawn and Landscape Inc., NV#0045487, tlandl.com or (775)782-3505 EMTEK DOOR HARDWARE, OIL RUBBED BRONZE, several sets, in original boxes, paid $80 to $250, asking $15 to $35 (775)392-4242
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor”
In the Shower
I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. “Where’s your mother?” I asked. “She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower. Hang on, let me check.” He stepped into the nearby bathroom and flushed the toilet. A second later a sharp yell came from upstairs. My nephew walked back out and said, “Yep, she’s in the shower.” DO YOU LOVE YOUR DOG, BUT SOME TIMES don’t like your dog? Don’t worry, Nevada Dog Trainer can help, K.C. Carter (775)781-4742 ROASTED GARLIC JAM, SOLD AT SCOLARI’S Market, Carrols Corner, South Yerington, call for more information (775)846-8972 or (775)463-1265 HANDYMAN, EXPERIENCED IN MOST HOME Improvements or Repairs, Quality Workmanship, Insured, NV#20101037419 (775)781-5531 or (775)3155179 CLEAR THE CLUTTER! HARRY’S HAULING; pianos, spas, safes or anything else, serving the Carson Valley communities (775)291-6648
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Name the Animals
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!” “That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about THIS one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts. “That’s a lion!” answered a little boy. “Right!” said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. “What does your mother call your father?” Johnny said, “I know! That’s a lazy old goat!” TIRE CHAINS NEVER USED, SELF ADJUSTING, self-tightening, various sizes for 16 inch tires, $50 each; utility wagon, 58”Lx34”Wx24”D, tilts $100; two tubeless truck tires, 31x10.50R15LT, studded with wheels $25 each (530)318-6345 REGISTERED FULLBLOOD (100%) BOER GOATS for sale, California Quality at Nevada Prices! Home of Show Champion Producing Sire “Sudden Impact.” We have some of the Best Boer Bloodlines in Nevada! Registered Full blood kids available yearround. northernnvboergoats.com or email ichwawa395@aol.com or Sharon (775)781-0243
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Codependents Anonymous
CoDA “Developing Healthy Relationships” Carson City, Sparks and Kings Beach, visit www.coda.org or call for details, Al at (775)882-0884 or Bob C. (775)720-1040 SCI GRADING EXCAVATING ROAD WORK, house pads, drainage and erosion control, septic systems and pumping, wet and dry utilities, demolition, water and dump truck service, Erik Viksna NV#076958, CA#954210, (530)306-2647 or (775)629-9000 MASTERCRAFT 18’3” PONTOON PARTY BOAT, always garaged, like new, 4 cycle 50HP engine $12,000; 4-year-old child’s bicycle $25; 1,500-pound floor jack $50 (775)781-7827 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065 RENT ME FOR SPRING CLEANING, PUT A rolloff dumpster at your home, you load, we remove (775)297-2320
The Great Nun Escape
During a fire at a convent, a group of nuns are trapped on the third floor. Thinking quickly, they took off their habits, tied them together and used them as a rope to climb down from the window. After safely reaching the ground, a reporter asks, “Weren’t you worried that the habits would have ripped as you were climbing down? They look old and worn.” “Of course not!” said one of the nuns. “Don’t you know how hard it is to break an old habit?” OAK PLATFORM BEDROOM SET, QUEEN BED, headboard with sliding cupboards, electrical outlet and switch for lamp connection, two night stands, three storage drawers on either side of the bed, mattress is clean but old, you’ll want a new mattress, asking $325 for all, Gardnerville (775)265-0962 GOT WOOD? SAMMY’S FIREWOOD, HONEST Quality Service, soft and hard wood, delivery available, located in Carson City, (775)315-0834 PARENT/CHILD EARLY CHILDHOOD MUSIC classes now in several locations in Douglas County. For location and price call Maureen (602)820-1900
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” I’m Leaving!
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. “What on earth are you doing?” he cried. “I can’t stand it anymore!” she shrieked. “Thirty-two years we’ve been married, and all we do is bicker and quarrel and ignore each other. I’m leaving!” Harry watched his wife close the suitcase, lug it down the stairs, and proceed to walk out of the house... out of his life. Suddenly, he was galvanized into action. Running into the bedroom and grabbing a second suitcase, he yelled back at his wife, “Sylvia, you’re right, you’re absolutely right, and I can’t bear it either. Wait a minute, and I’ll go with you.” HUNTER’S GUN AMMO AND SPORTING Goods; Wolverine Boots, Gun Consignment and Gunsmithing, Monday-Friday 9am-6pm, Saturday 10am-6pm, 400 N. Main, Suite C, Yerington (775)463-7010 SERGER, BERNINA BERNETTE, 3 SPOOLS, OAK sewing cabinet, sewing machine, Necchi, walnut sewing cabinet, foldout cutting table, cutting boards, 3 quilting hoops, all for $150 (775)267-1663
Pretty Smart
I have to admit, I am a pretty smart guy. I know all the right answers! Unfortunately, everyone asks me all the wrong questions. OUR BUSINESS IS GROWING! IRRIGATION, water-based feeding, tree trimming, cleanup, hauling, leafing! Pyramid Lawn Service Inc. Residential Lawn Care, Licensed and Bonded, Owned by Ruben Vargas (775)450-1197 or (775)220-8578 MAINTENANCE FREE DECKS AND PATIO COVERS, knowledgeable, honest, professional service! Serving Northern Nevada for 18+ years! Free Quotes! K & C Construction, NV#0079034 (775)691-6462 GUTTER AND GARAGE DOOR INSTALLATION, 10% Senior Discount, Serving Carson Valley and surrounding communities, 20+ years, Absolute Rain Gutters and Garage Doors, NV#0071909 (775)267-4422 G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, summer clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672
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EXPERIENCED HOT TUB REPAIR AND MAINTENANCE, monthly/bi-monthly, new custom covers available! Serving Carson Valley area, Carson Spa Care (775)230-5328 JR’S POWER SPORTS! WE SERVICE, ALL quads, dirt, street bikes, chainsaws, snowmobiles, generators, any gas-powered machines, 30 years experience! Dayton, jrpowersports.com or (775)241-2530 REDUCE YOUR ENERGY COST! ATTIC blown in insulation, Residential and Commercial, licensed and bonded, 27 years experience, for your Free Estimate call BGS NV#58410, NV#58411 (775)782-9192 HEXAGON GREEN FELT POKER TABLE, CHIP pockets and eight folding chairs $175 (775)445-0608 THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)2655541 or (775)901-1848 WATERSTAR INFRARED SAUNA, SEATS TWO, good condition $500 (775)445-0608
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Parenting with Purpose By Mary Jane Battista, Coleville, CA
Have a Side By Side or Quad...
looking for a group to ride with? For information gboudreau@charter.net or Gary/Gardnerville (714)7573229 CASH PAID FOR YOUR UNUSED DIABETIC TEST strips (775)200-6769 LARRY’S TRACTOR SERVICE, CLEANUP WORK, rototilling, backhoe, box scraper, dump trailer, rake, hole drilling, affordable rates (775)267-2245 or (775)690-4632. JOB HUNTING? CHANGING CAREERS? SEEKING a promotion? Re-entering the job market? Beat the competition with a professional resume created by The Resume Business (775)267-2711 SPRING AIR TWIN XL BED WITH FRAME, slightly used $350, Linda (775)266-4648 GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO OWN THE LARGEST firewood yard in Carson City, 11 years in business, retiring, over 100 loyal customers, call Ed (775)2972320
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What is your idea of the “perfect mom?” Is it frustrating for you to live up to your own ideal? I am guessing yes, probably because, well the truth is we are not perfect! But the thing about Mom’s, imperfect as we are, we have a God given gift. Call it intuition, or knowing your child better than anyone else on the planet, but it is an eternal bond that is programmed into our DNA. I heard my daughter crying in the hospital’s nursery. Turning my light on to signal the nurse’s station, I asked for the nurse to bring her to me. She responded. “how do you know it is your baby crying?” I said, “go check and if it is her please bring her to me.” A few minutes later, handing me my new pink bundle, she commented saying, “that’s unbelievable for you to recognize your daughter’s cry after only 1 day.” It’s the connection! Just a few years later I witnessed our friends, distraught and weeping over the casket of their precious 6 year - old boy. David had died from cancer. My heart broke along with theirs and seeing this boy who was the same age as my son triggered fearful emotions in me. The day after this little guy’s funeral, my mom called me early in the morning and said, “I sense there is something wrong. What’s going on?” I described the events of the previous day and although Mom didn’t have any profound advice to give, she prayed for me and the Lord gave me peace. It was the connecting bond between us that prompted her call. What about the heart of a child who has been rejected and abused by his or her mom? More often than not I have seen those children who have even grown to adulthood display an undying loyalty to an undeserving mother. Why is that? It is a need for love that can only come from Mom. It is a connection between a mother and child unlike any other. In her book, Mother Daughter Wisdom, Christiane Northrop, M.D. wrote some interesting points about the importance of bonding with daughters especially. She says “it helps wire emotional regulation that is crucial to her sense of well- being and ability to maintain a stable mood. A loving attentive mother gives her daughter the sense that all is well and the ability to self soothe. A mother’s resourcefulness and ability to adapt help a child wire in the ability to maintain mood stability throughout life. When a mom holds her baby against her heart and bonds emotionally with her, she is actually providing stimulus needed for brain development that will enable her to soothe and modulate her own emotions, whether they be anger, sadness, loneliness, fear, joy and love.” Though the ability to bond is a natural part of who most mothers are, please do not forget that the strength needed to implement what we have been given comes from God Himself and we must look to Him daily. Mary, Jesus mother said, “behold, I
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Yard Sale
Saturday, May 27th, 9am, miscellaneous items, Selling Hot Dogs, Nachos, Drinks, Yerington Senior Center, 117 Tilson Way, Yerington, Nevada COMPLETE LAWNCARE, PAVERS, RETAINING walls and more! 30 years in Carson Valley, Senior Discounts and Free Estimates, Nevada Lawns (775)4502156 PORSCHE 911 OR 912 WANTED, NEEDED! IF you have one that is taking up space and you would like to move it to a new home, have cash and a trailer (775)291-6827 AVAILABLE MID MAY, REFRIGERATOR and washer, less than 2 years old $200 each; Dryer, older but works, $25; Vacuum $10; All priced to sell, moving May 20th, Gardnerville (775)265-0962
I Will Seek and Find You...
am the servant of the Lord. And she sang that her soul should magnify the Lord and her spirit rejoiced in God her Savior. Luke 1:38;47 Later on, quoted in Luke 11:27 someone called out to Jesus and said, “Blessed is your mother.” And Jesus replied, “my mother is anyone who hears God’s word and obeys it.” Being a Mom who can recognize her eternal connection to her children is also a Mom who is eternally connected to God through a relationship with Jesus Christ. She is obedient to God’s word. She is a Mom who can praise God and who can trust God to reveal Himself to her children through her. Have a Happy and Blessed Mother’s Day! Proverbs 31:28 – “her children rise and call her blessed and her husband also and he praises her.” (Mary Jane’s Translation – “DON’T FORGET TO CALL YOUR MOTHER”)
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and make sure you get your flu shot! PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)265-7081 PAINTING INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR, STAINING, faux and fine finishes, free estimates, Powers Painting, NV#68615, powerspainting.org or (775)7815531 or (775)315-5179 1996 HARLEY FXDWG, LOW MILEAGE, LOTS of chrome, runs great, looks great, carb cam exhaust gearing, Jeff (760)647-6346
LOCKHEED SKUNKWORKS - LOCKHEED Skunkworks; Buying Photos, Mementos, Autographs, Books. Especially Blackbird, Jamie, integrity@prodigy.net or (775)720-2829
HIGH DESERT BARNS, CUSTOM STEEL BUILDINGS, Horse Shelters, Quality Barns built with 25 years of experience, highdesertbarns.com or (775)2463004
1995 25’ SUNDOWNER 3 HORSE SLANT trailer, all aluminum, fully loaded $8,000, Yerington (775)4631713
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A Letter from Grandma
Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker... I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ `Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’ What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage great grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon. Love, Grandma
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” According to the Center for Disease Control (CDC)...
Drug overdose deaths and opioid-involved deaths continue to increase in the United States. The majority of drug overdose deaths (more than six out of ten) involve an opioid. Since 1999, the number of overdose deaths involving opioids (including prescription opioids and heroin) quadrupled. From 2000 to 2015 more than half a million people died from drug overdoses. 91 Americans die every day from an opioid overdose. We now know that overdoses from prescription opioids are a driving factor in the 15-year increase in opioid overdose deaths. Since 1999, the amount of prescription opioids sold in the U.S. nearly quadrupled, yet there has not been an overall change in the amount of pain that Americans report. Deaths from prescription opioids -drugs like oxycodone, hydrocodone, and methadone have more than quadrupled since 1999. HOME REPAIR PRO, MR. FIX IT, ANY OUTSIDE/ INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $35 per hour (775)691-5119 HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30 years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick –up and delivery; parts in one day! californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521
Tahoe/Douglas Elks Annual Flea Market
Friday, September 15th 7am-3pm and Saturday, September 16th 7am-2pm, collecting GOOD quality items at the Lodge on Tuesdays and Thursdays, April 25th until September 7th 9am–12pm, 1227 Kimmerling, Gardnerville Ranchos. For donations pick up call between 9am-6pm, Jim (310)874-4655, Ron (775)267-1367 / (775)315-0146 or Neil (775)265-5120 CUSTOM CANVAS WORK! REPAIR, RE-STITCH, Replace; Boat Covers, Cockpit and Bow Covers, Spa Sun Covers and Patio Shade; Snaps, Grommets, Velcro, Zippers, Reinforcements, Jim/Minden (775)2674434 or (775)230-8706 The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers. MOVING? WE DO CLEAN OUTS, SO YOU can move on. We have 10 years professional cleaning experience! (775)315-4177
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MKD CONSTRUCTION, GENERAL ENGINEERING, concrete structures, concrete flat work, grading, roadway improvements, drainage, storm drains, underground utilities (water and sewer), paving, fencing, barrier rail, environmental improvements, excellent reputation and references available, NV#50061 and CA#818376, Mike (775)246-1900 or (775)315-2416 1959 PLYMOUTH FURY, TWO DOOR HARD TOP, V8, complete, body restored (775)782-2422 DASILVA’S HAULING/HANDYMAN SERVICES Cleanup, tree trimming/removal, rock and dirt removal, weed pulling, tractor service, handyman services, fence repairs and housecleaning, NV#03-19423 (775)230-3436 or (775)354-3328 RESIDENTIAL CLEANING, LICENSED, BONDED and insured with references, Free estimates, great cleaning, fair prices (775)220-4252 WEEKLY LAWN CARE, DETHATCHING AND AERATION, 13+ years experience, quality service, serving Carson Valley, Carson Valley Lawn Care, Insured (775)230-2546
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Quail Run Senior Community Presents...
its annual Bake and Garage Sale Fundraiser for our Senior Activities Committee. Saturday, May 20th, 2017, 7am until gone, Fairview and Bobwhite Way, Carson City USA DRYWALL, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#59981 (775)247-2539 CHILD OR GUEST FULL SIZE BED, ANITQUE frame, 6-month-old mattress, looks like a Bodie relic, asking $199, for more information (805)423-8453 GUNSMITHING SERVICES, CLEANING, REPAIR, Customizing, Federal Nevada License, Thom’s Gun Shop, Wellington (775)266-3136 WILL TEAR DOWN AND BUY OLD WOODEN Barns and Barn Wood! Insured and bonded (775)7829192 “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25 years experience, Senior Discounts! Ken Jeter, kenjeter@sbcglobal.net or (775)530-8932 or (775)884-3906
Raffle Prizes
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had a prize won. Earl won 1st prize, a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, “Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how’s that toilet brush?” “Not so good,” replied Bubba, “I reckon I’m gonna go back to paper.” PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373 LET US UNLOAD ON YOU! TOP SOIL, ROCK, DG, etc. Tight time line? We’re really fast! 30+ years experience, serving Carson and surrounding communities, Nevada Organics (775)882-9500
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” God’s Secret By Barbara from Bishop
Oh, why can’t I write of the beauty I see as I sit ‘neath the tall stately pines? The green valley below and blue sky up above; ‘tis a picture of heaven divine! I’m breathless with awe, complete disbelief of the land that spreads out at my feet. Yet my pen cannot write nor my tongue ever tell, what I’ve found at my Tahoe retreat! Oh, why can’t I write of the beauty I see; of the joy and the comfort I feel? The stillness and peace of God’s virgin land is something I’d like to reveal. I see the Lord’s work wherever I look at the valley, the lake and the trees. And I hear His soft voice speaking gently to me in the still, quiet breath of the breeze. Oh, why can’t I write of the beauty I see and share it with all, young or old? Perhaps it’s because God wanted to have His heaven on earth kept untold. So I offer thanksgiving for the beauty I’ve found in the paradise here in the pines. And if it’s His will, this heaven on earth will remain just God’s secret…and mine. THE BABY CHICKS ARE HERE AND NOW taking orders for turkeys at Benson Feed; great prices on fertilizer, weed killer and spring horse shots, Carson City (775)882-3999
Senior Funnies
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and be romantic,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!” Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along. When it takes longer to rest than to get tired. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot. An “all nighter” means not getting up to pee! ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766 KENMORE DRYER $125; HOTSY STEAM CLEANER $750; 3’ diameter commercial barbecue $850 (775)782-2422
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PIANO AND ORGAN PRIVATE INSTRUCTIONS, Member of Sierra Organ Club, Call Joanne Booth in Sunridge, Carson City (775)267-2429 2007 STARCRAFT CENTENNIAL TENT TRAILER, has slide out, king size bed, refrigerator, 3 burner stove, microwave, inside shower, toilet, hot water heater, outside shower, awning $6,700 (775)315-2734
Caregivers Needed
Join our team of Caregivers and make a difference in the lives of seniors. Provide companionship and bring assisted living into their home. Full-time, part-time, days, nights, 12 hour, and 24 hour shifts available. Retired and mature adults encourage to apply. EOE Apply online eden-homecare.com (775)392-2000 ALPINE TREE SERVICE - TRIMMING, REMOVAL, grinding and lot clearing, no job too small, Licensed, Insured and over 35 years experience (775)721-2880 HANDCRAFTED MARKERS AND MONUMENTS, Granite and Bronze. Large Selection of colors and designs, special orders welcome! 15 years experience, call Cornerstone Monument for appointment (775)267-1958
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Half Full or Half Empty?
One day in philosophy class they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the class, one student was feeling pretty good about himself and what he was learning at the university, so when he went home he tried to continue the discussion with his family. With maximum drama, he took a 12 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured in 6 ounces of water. Then he took it into the dining room and placed it in the middle of the table. He proudly asked his family, “can anyone tell me whether this glass is half full or half empty?” Without missing a beat, his grandmother replied, “Depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.” CHIZEK CONCRETE PUMPING, GROUT AND 3/4 line pump; Residential and commercial, prompt, dependable service, Brad (775)721-0055 DON’T HUMP IT, PUMP IT! MASTER HOROLOGIST, CLOCK REPAIR, MUSEUM Quality Furniture, Chair Caning and Antique Everything Restoration, Grandfather Clock House Calls! A-1 Restorations since 1967, Larry (775)7822422
GENEALOGY - THOROUGH RESEARCH OF FAMILY histories. A unique gift for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, holidays or yourself! www.PersonalPedigree.com or Lisa (775)450-3175 PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free. DAYCARE/OVERNIGHT PET SITTER, AVAILABLE, Nail Trimming Available, Bonded, Insured, 20 years experience, Susanne (775)265-7900 or (775)3093707 PART TIME HELP WANTED NOW! WAITRESS/ Bartender, will train, Applications available at Iggy and Squiggy’s Trailerhood Grill and Bar
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Come Join us at Johnson Lane Baptist Church
Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 5pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 PUPPY LOVE, PERSONALIZED GROOMING BY Auntie Dollie, 40 years experience, Monday through Saturday by appointment, TRE (775)266-3574 GOLF AND TENNIS MEMBERSHIP, GENOA LAKES AND Ranch, discounts in shops and restaurant, club storage, lockers and driving range, Call for price (775)781-4296 HIGH ROLLERS PAINTING FOR ALL YOUR PAINTING needs and drywall repairs! Competitive rates and quality workmanship, bonded and insured, NV#44048, highrollerspainting.net or (775)267-2534 MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501
COMPUTER PROBLEMS? ON SITE REPAIR and training, PC and network configuration, virus and spyware removal, serving Dayton and Carson, justin. nelson@goowy.com or call Justin (775)450-3735 ELLA K. LADEN, CPA, PROFESSIONAL, PERSONALIZED service for all of your Tax and Bookkeeping needs, reasonable rates, 25 Years Experience (775)392-0074 HANDYMAN SERVICE – HOME REPAIRS, FENCING Repair/Replacement, Hauling, Trash Removal, Shrub and Tree Trimming and Removal, and Weed Removal, Free Estimates (775)781-1747 FIREWOOD, HARDWOOD MIXED, SEASONED, split, $380 a cord, Almond only $420 a cord, Oak $460 a cord, delivery available, Jon (775)246-7186 SMITH VALLEY IRRIGATION – SERVING NEVADA and Sierra Communities for 38 Years with Ag Irrigation Systems and Parts (775)465-2316 KUBOTA B-8200 4 WHEEL DRIVE TRACTOR $2,500, CALL (775)221-8806
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WNC Driver Education
WNC offers a 30 Hour New Driver Education classes throughout the spring of 2017. In person class fee is $100. All in person class times are 8:30am-4:30pm with a 30-minute lunch break. Also, included in our in-person classes are guest speakers, when available, - law enforcement, insurance agents, DMV, and a tire representative. Two things to remember all new drivers under the age of 18 MUST take a 30-Hour New Driver Education class to obtain a Nevada Driver’s License and most insurance companies will offer a discount upon successful completion of our nationally recognized Drive Right program. Carson City - Saturdays through April 29th and May 6th-June 3rd, 2017. Douglas – new class dates will be posted soon. Fallon - May 6th-June 3rd, 2017 - Saturday’s. Can you teach? Would you like to earn up to $1,000 and teach the driver education program? We have the curriculum. Call 775-445-4268 or 775-445-4463 for more details. WNC continues to offer an on-line 30-Hour New Driver Education course. Cost $90 and students have up to 60 days to complete the course. Register at www.campusce. net/wnc/ or call (775)445-4463.
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RUSTIC COUNTRY FURNITURE, CUSTOM Rustic furniture made from reclaimed lumber and barn wood, Chris/Yerington (775)782-1130 or (775)5525424 Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, Phone/ Fax (775)782-4520 REDLINE CONSTRUCTION, INC., SPECIALIZING in garages, additions, remodels, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, (775)781-3955
Happy May Birthdays!
May this birthday be filled with lots of happy hours and also your life with many happy birthdays, that are yet to come. Happy Birthday! MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, HEADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-1627
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BEAUTIFUL OAK DESK, LIGHT WITH DARK oak trim, center drawer, 2 upper side drawers and 1 lower “file” drawer, excellent condition, priced to sell at $250, Gardnerville (775)265-0962 ELECTROLYSIS AND LASER FOR HAIR REMOVAL; Complimentary, confidential consultation. 30 years experience. Weekday, evening, Saturday appointments available, Sally Battista (775)782-6190
Yard and Bake Sale
Mason Valley Southern Baptist Church presents Yard and Bake Sale Friday and Saturday, June 2nd and 3rd, 7am to 2pm at 191 Hwy. 208, Yerington. Donations accepted and can be picked up, call (775)600-5841 PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700 ONE HOUR MASSAGE $30 BY SPRING RANCH Spa, cupping massage available, extra fee for mobile service, Donna/Coleville, CA#63979 (760)616-4091
LICENSED AND BONDED ELECTRICIAN, ADDITIONS, remodels, extra outlets, switches, light fixtures, ceiling fans, trouble shooting and power panel upgrades, etc., 18 years experience, Free Estimates, Senior Discount, Degenspark Electric NV#52647 (775)267-4229 A BAD TILE JOB CAN BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT, but it doesn’t grow back, so don’t get hacked! Done right the first time, Sundance Tile and Marble, NV#58795 (775)691-9954
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Mother’s Love
A mother’s love is something that no one can explain, it is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain. It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may, for nothing can destroy it or take that love away. It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, and it never fails or falters even though the heart is breaking. It believes beyond believing when the world around condemns, and it glows with all the beauty of the rarest, brightest gems. It is far beyond defining, it defies all explanation, and it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creation. A many splendored miracle man cannot understand and another wondrous evidence of God’s tender guiding hand. Happy Mother’s Day to all Moms!! TOP CASH FOR PRE-WWII SILVER INDIAN JEWELRY, postcards, bottles, mining, swords, advertising, books, guns, badges, toys, lamps, railroad, military, documents, Indian and gambling items, any condition, please call Ron (775)782-3893 2006 FORD MUSTANG V6, 5 SPEED, WINDVALE blue with black cloth interior, only 87,000 miles, one owner $9,000 (775)267-5964
SINGER SLANT-O-MATIC, 503 SPECIAL sewing machine in cabinet with instruction book, nice condition $140; IBM Selectric II typewriter, good condition $135 775-463-2749 I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN TAKING CARE of my sister with Dementia. I am looking for someone to come twice a month to clean so I can spend special time with her, call Katie/Yerington (775)463-1529 CUSTOM MASONRY, ONE BRICK AT A TIME, Commercial/Residential, 3+ Better Business Bureau rating, serving Carson Valley 12+ years, Free Estimates, M Sqrd Masonry, NV#200616647 and CA#924187, Marc Duryee (775)450-6219 or (775)7834753 HOT TUB SERVICE AND REPAIR, WEEKLY and bi weekly service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)2672490 THREE 225X75 TIRES ON 5 LUG, 15” STEEL with heels, very used condition $45 for all 775-246-9009
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