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GIANT NEIGHBORHOOD YARD/GARAGE SALE! July 25th and 26th - 8am-3pm 242 Westwood Dr. Twin Lakes Estates. Twin Lakes

DID YOU KNOW? Franklin D. Roosevelt is the only president to have served more than two terms. He was elected four times, serving from 1933 to 1945.

1979 21’ COASTAL REC PLEASURE SAILBOAT, with trailer and Honda 4 stroke BFP 9.9 power thrust portable outboard motor, needs TLC $2,700; Teto 1988 5th wheel trailer, free as is, definitely needs TLC; Antique wood burning cook stove $1,500; Women’s business high-end wardrobe suits and separates, Sizes 8-10-12; Women’s full length Beaver fur coat $700 (775)781-4696

CANNON PLUMBING REPAIR - NEW FIXTURES installed, Hot water heaters, insured, licensed, bonded, local resident servicing - Minden - Airport Road, Johnson Lane, Stephanie area, Call Paul (916)717-2646

WILL TEAR DOWN AND BUY OLD WOODEN Barns and Barn Wood! Insured and bonded (775)782-9192 STUCCO AND DRYWALL, PAINT SERVICES, Interior, Exterior wall repairs, cracks, peels, dents, tape texturing, wall paper, popcorn ceiling, removal and refinish, “paint”, 25 years experience, Free Estimates, Licensed and Bonded, Call Fred (775)507-6315 MOVING SALE, EVERYTHING MUST GO! BODY SHOP equipment, many guns, Kansas Jack and so much more, call for appointment (775)901-2433

DAVID WALLEY’S TIMESHARE - $2,995 OBO, RARE deeded property: 2 bedroom, 2 bath, sleeps 6; “Floating Week, Biennial Odd” ownership in Genoa, NV (775)240-1440 PAINTING BY ART - STAINING AND PAINTING done at affordable rates, personal service with 20 years experience, call for free estimate, Gardnerville (775)3923997

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You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender

A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it’d be male didn’t you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

RICCAR 25 SERIES PREMIUM PET VACUUM FOR SALE $350 works great, Diane (775)781-6247

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RUSSELL’S TREE SERVICE, #1 ARTISTRY IN TREE Care; Shaping, Balancing, Removals, Stump Grinding, Fruit Trees, Hedges, Ornamental Pruning, Serving your area, NV License #20141277851 (775)685-0528

Emptying the bathtub

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?”

WANTED: LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Old Pre-1970’s Levi’s, Musical instruments, Old Watches and Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930 SHOTGUN AMMUNITION, DOVE AND DUCK LOADS (775)901-1775 HANDYMAN - SMALL CONCRETE WORK, REPAIRS and some overlays, Call Chuck (775)552-5151

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RELOADING DID .444, .223; ORIGINAL CIVIL WAR era, photos; Old 12 gauge shotgun $200; Sheriff’s helmet $25; old lantern; .22 Quackenbush rifle #27; collectable Playboy magazine’s $150 (775)842-4065 Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520

TECH TROUBLES? I SPEAK HUMAN, NOT just computer. Computers, printers, WiFi, and smart devices. If it has a power button, I can help you fix it. Honest and affordable. Justin (775)450-3735 HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 195060’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827

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60 YEARS OF GATHERING KEEPSAKES OF ALL KINDS, you come see and pick, call for appointment (775)465-1812

I like this teacher!

A lesson that should be taught in all schools and colleges.

Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.

When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. ‘Ms. Cothren, where’re our desks?’ She replied, ‘You can’t have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.’

They thought, ‘Well, maybe it’s our grades.’ ‘No,’ she said. ‘Maybe it’s our behavior.’ She told them, ‘No, it’s not even your behavior.’

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren’s classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled

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students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom, Martha Cothren said, ‘Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom.

Now I am going to tell you.’ At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.

Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.

Martha said, ‘You didn’t earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it’s up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don’t ever forget it.’

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SCREENED DG, BASE ROCK, AND DRAIN ROCK. 10-20 yard deliveries. Call Ben at Bertholf Transportation LLC (775)781-9489 KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)362-3181 or (410)739-4052 DID YOU KNOW? The White House, the official residence of the President, has been the home of every U.S. president since John Adams in 1800.

St. Gall Rummage Sale

Thursday, July 30th, Friday, July 31st and Saturday, August 1st, 2026.

This is our BIG SALE of the year! We have something for everyone.

St. Gall - 1343 Centerville Lane, Gardnerville, NV (775)782-2852 St. Gall thanks the community for your generous donations. Our final day for drop-offs is Tuesday, July 14th 9am-1pm

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Never left his side

This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for months, and through it all she never left his side.

She stayed through every hospital visit, every setback, every quiet night by his bedside.

One afternoon, he finally opened his eyes. Weakly, he motioned for her to come closer.

She leaned in, holding his hand, tears in her eyes. With great effort, he whispered: “You know… you’ve been with me through everything.” She smiled softly.

“When I lost my job… you stayed.” “When my business failed… you stayed.” “When I got shot… you stayed.”

“When we lost the house… you still stayed.” …You know what?” “What dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

He paused, staring at her for a long moment, his voice barely above a breath. Then he added: “…I think you’re bad luck.”

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Let me see if I’ve got this right!

After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: ‘Let me see if I’ve got this right.

‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.

‘You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.’

You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.

‘You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams.

‘You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.

‘You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.

‘You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . . I/We CAN’T PRAY?

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Hannah Beth - Dare to be a Cowboy

(DTBAC) was founded in 2014 by Hannah Beth, who was just 16 years old at the time, with one goal in mind: make sure kids with big rodeo dreams don’t get left behind because of financial hardship or lack of resources.

DTBAC was inspired by a close friend of Hannah’s who worked all sumer toward the goal of competing in the high school rodeo season, only to find out when the time came that they still couldn’t afford to enter. As a first-generation cowgirl herself, Hannah knew that story wasn’t rare. It was happening everywhere: hardworking kids doing everything right, but still missing the oppor-tunities they had earned.

That moment became the start of DTBAC. For more information visit dtbac.com or see advertisement in this issue of the “Scoop”.

MECHANIC SPECIAL! 2013 DODGE DART. NEED a Transmission actuator. 4 door. One owner $1,000 or best offer AS-IS (775)790-9612 COMPUTER EXPERT FOR 50 YEARS! WiFi SETUP & Improvement • Printer Setup • Camera Systems • Home Surround Sound • Gate Access Systems • Ethernet IDF & MDF • Better TV Services. Call or text Bill (775)339-1281

YERINGTON, NEVADA FURNISHED ROOMS available, Utilities & WiFi included, Free on site Laundry, Fully stocked Kitchens, Bathrooms with soaking large tubs, Living rooms, Gym, Pool table and darts, Lounge (385)254-1127

Come join us at Johnson Lane Baptist Church

Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 3pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373 JMA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY SPECIALIZING in concrete replacement and roofing replacement. Serving Carson City and surrounding areas since 1993. License #’s C-5 0079313 C-15 0079310, jmaconstructioncompany@gmail.com or (775)882-6347 SNOWMOBILE OR ATV TRAILER, approximately 20’ long, asking $1,400 (775)315-7410

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PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441

Douglas County Republican Women...

will meet in Minden at Valley Christian Fellowship on August 5, 2026. We hope you will be able to join us to enjoy a delicious lunch featuring a salad bar with proteins and assorted garnishes. Our program for this meeting will include a presentation on the November Ballot initiatives.

Please RSVP no later than August 2nd to Elinor Lacy at 415-985-5432 or email DCRWrsvp@gmail.com for more information.

We encourage you to connect with us to learn more about how you can support the Republican party and get out the vote in 2026, which is another very important election year.

WALLYS DRYWALL - HANG TAPE TEXTURE/ small jobs preferred, strip wallpaper and acoustic, small paint jobs, 32 years experience, NV Lic. #20253278775 (925)766-3770 GARAGE DOOR SERVICE, 53 YEARS EXPERIENCE. Springs, rollers Replacement, doors off track, weatherseal, New doors and openers available wholesale, resale. Jim Overhead Door. (775)883-7740, cell (775) 430-3363

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” An open letter to my Grandson

Dear grandson! I want you to know I love(d) being your grandma. It was one of the greatest joys of my life, second to being a mom.

Never in my lifetime did I think I’d be writing a letter like this to one I love very much but never get to see.

It has been 6 years since the last time we were together.

I was so happy to take you on your first hike to “grandmas favorite go to place” the Sierra mountains.

It was a beautiful sunny day as we trekked along the trail with hiking sticks in hand. We stopped to listen to the trees “whisper to one another” through the breeze. We skipped stones from the river’s edge. We listened to the quiet of the mountains in God’s country.

At the end of our hike, we came across a really big boulder that had a split down the middle of it (about 15’ long), but just wide enough for you to walk through from one side to the other. You were a little hesitant at first. Grandma then said, “I will go stand at the other end of the split so you can see me and then walk to me.” With hiking stick in hand you cautiously made your way through the split. You were so proud of yourself as was grandma. That was actually the last photo I took of you, walking through the split. It was a beautiful time!

I miss you grandson! I miss watching you grow and learning new things every day. I miss nap time when you’d climb onto my lap and lay in my arms while I rocked you to sleep. I miss our hugs, our butterfly kisses, your snuggles and smiles which melted my heart. I miss your laugh, your giggles, songs we sang, playing “what do you hear?” walking the dogs, catching horned toads, tossing cow pies, flying a kite, feeding the ducks, counting pennies, camping out in the living room in your tent, baking muffins, reading stories, going to the skateboard park - you riding your wiggle bike and grandma riding her scooter. Most importantly, I miss sharing you with relatives and friends. We all miss you!

Time, family and memories are so valuable grandson, which are reasons why I write this letter to you on my 69th birthday. This is a gift for you, myself and to others as well.

I love you! I am so sorry this has happened. “One day at a time, one prayer at a time, one memory at a time, always know I will never give up reconnecting with you” and until we hug again, always know you’re in my heart and thoughts always, love you, Grandma Lisa ANA’S HOUSECLEANING SERVICES; APARTMENTS, homes, studios, office, Serving Douglas County, Carson, and Dayton, Lic.#202443295503 (775)5083267 PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700

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SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003 PARTNER MODEL SB1, 20 GAUGE 3” MOD $125.

Marlin Lever Action Model 336CS, cal. 35 Rem with Vanguard 2.5-10 x 50 also 1 box of ammo $750. Topper Model 48 12 gauge $125. AIM 1.5-4 x 30 Scope $75.

Need CCW to purchase guns. Call Ray (775)461-6687

Special Art Sale

Long-Time Gardnerville Artist, Vickie Kingman -Watercolor & Oil, Friday & Saturday, July 24 & 25, 8am 2pm 1281 Bolivia Way, Gardnerville (775)265-0320 HARMAR/AL100/UNIVERSAL OUTSIDE SCOOTER Hitch-Mount Lift/350 lbs capacity/Compatible with most minivans/SUV/trucks/vans. Fully powered lifting/ folding when not in use. Contact Greg at (707)688-1600 DID YOU KNOW? Franklin D. Roosevelt is the only president to have served more than two terms. He was elected four times, serving from 1933 to 1945.

Save your Kitchen!

Cabinet Refinishing Services with Cabinet Guard products DON’T RE-FACE OR REPLACE YOUR CABINETS UNTIL YOU EVALUATE OUR REFURBISHING SERVICES! We utilize Products and processes (pat pending) exclusively owned by “Cabinet Guard”. With 46 years of development by founder and master craftsman Dana Ayler: “I will wind back the clock on your cabinets. We tint over your original cabinet finish. We are completely dustless!

Starting with a thorough cleaning, then rejuvenate & re-luster the wood’s grain for maximum contribution and color (tint) blocking yellow from the original finish, w/100% UV protection. Final topcoats are very durable, strong enough for hardwood flooring. Easier to clean and maintain*EPANon-Toxic* No need to empty cabinets and you do not lose daily functioning of your kitchen.* Color Sampling Selection Program. Local client Testimonials and references. *Inquire. Yes as electives we upgrade hinges / hardware, clean and reseal Granite and/or Tile.

Workdays 9:00am to 4:00pm returning you kitchen back to you until 9:00am the next workday. I Dana, perform all work on job site, no employees. NV Lic. #18331 CA Lic. #31997 (insured) See our informative website: www. cabinetguard.net. Questions: email info@cabinetguard. net. Text or call Dana (775)781-7462

PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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2016 COACHMAN LEPRECHAUN MOTORHOME, class C, only 13,700 miles, sleeps 6, 260-DS power awnings, 2 slides 2 TV’S excellent condition, like new call $65,000 (775)315-7410

HANDRAILS: STAND ALONE CUSTOM BUILT Sturdy metal handrails for safety and assistance-most exterior doors and walkways also garage concrete steps corrections and improvements. Carson Valley and Carson City (775)790-6445 GAMO BONE COLLECTOR GEN3i .22 AIR RIFLE, never used $250; Gamo Swarm EVO GEN3i, .22 air rifle, never used $175, extras included, text (775)7817243 BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)771-3639 The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers.

Starbucks Summer Concert Series

The Minden Park concerts will take place in the park from 6:00pm-8:00pm. The current lineup is as follows: June 26 – Outlaw Mariachi (Mariachi-Rock) - July 17 – Locked n Loaded (Country) - August 14 – Beatles Flashback (Beatles Tribute) - August 28 – Mumbo Gumbo (Genre-Bending Americana) - September 18 – White Water (Classic 60’s & 70’s) Lawn space cannot be reserved or sectioned off until 7am the day of the concert. Children must be supervised. Playing and climbing on the planters and ramp to the restrooms are prohibited. For safety reasons, throwing hard balls is prohibited, but soft (Nerf) balls are allowed. We love dogs, but for their safety and the safety of all concert goers, please leave them at home. For more information visit Parks and Rec’s official website.

WEATHERBY VANGUARD BOLT ACTION RIFLE IN 300 Weatherby magnum. Has a composite stock topped with a Vortex 6.5x20x44 BDC scope. Threaded barrel for suppressor, comes with approximately 4 boxes of shells and reloading dies. $950 firm. Serious callers only (775)233-3580 DID YOU KNOW? In 1781 Massachusetts was the first state to declare the 4th of July a state holiday.

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CASH NOW FOR 1930-1960’S MUSCLE CARS AND CONVERTIBLES. Camaros, Chevelles, Broncos, Chargers, unfinished projects, now buying in any condition (775)431-4986 DID YOU KNOW? The White House, the official residence of the President, has been the home of every U.S. president since John Adams in 1800.

COSTUME JEWELRY: ALL TYPES INCLUDING vintage rhinestones, lockets, charm bracelets, rings, necklaces, tourist Indian jewelry, wind up watches, men’s jewelry, old pocket knives, old lighters, military jewelry, vintage jewelry type items, fountain pens, old service pins, badges. Interesting bits and pieces. larger quantities preferred. I return all calls. I drive to you.

Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352 “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25+ years experience, Senior Discounts! KenJeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932 JUNK REMOVAL SERVICE OFFERING FAST, RELIABLE, and affordable solutions for homes and businesses. You point out, we remove! Clean space. No stress. Junk gone fast! Call Junk Chasers (775)881-8774

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ROOM FOR RENT, MALE ROOMMATE TO HELP senior woman living in her own home in Carson City gated community; private bedroom, private bath, use of full kitchen, assist with small tasks around the home, $200 per month (775)888-9707

Wrinkles

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.

“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl. “Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.

“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?” WANTED! COMIC BOOKS AND/OR CARDS, I can come to you (562)706-4224

SPORTS

RETIRED RANCH COUPLE SEEKING CARETAKER job. Dependable, responsible, experienced with livestock. Would like to locate in Genoa, Gardnerville, Minden or surrounding areas. No answer please leave message (775)388-1725 or (602)206-2154

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Teenagers are like Cats!

PERFECTO GARDENING SERVICES, SERVING Carson Valley over 20 Years! Tree and Bush trimming, lawn care, competitive rates and all work guaranteed (775)265-7081 COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827,davenportlandscape.com or (775)2651491 or (775)721-8439

Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.

No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.

Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, and barely breathing.

Cats have nine lives. And teenagers carry on as if they surely did!

Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom. Y-a-w-n!!

Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.

Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians.

It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats on hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521 A1 PAINTER PROS AND MAINTENANCE LLC. PAINTING INSIDE AND OUT, 40+ YEARS experience, senior discounts, locally owned and operated, serving Minden, Gardnerville, Genoa, Carson and Tahoe (775)790-7425 SEMI-RETIRED FINISH CARPENTER Door install/ repairs, security screens, deadbolts, shelving, moldings, barn/wood plank-shiplap-beadboard wall covering and cabinet installation. Call Mark (775)782-6198 or (775)790-5927 HANDGUN AMMUNITION, ODD LOTS: 226 ROUNDS 9mm $45 and 235 rounds .40 S&W $70, text (775)781-7243 BASS FISHING TACKLE, 12 TRAYS PLASTICS (775)901-1775

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On your Birthday!

May your birthday be filled with sunshine, smiles and sweet memories. Wishing you health, happiness and prosperity on your birthday and always. The Scoop 2021 BIG TEX 70DM DIAMOND BACK CAR HAULER, Chrome Wheels, Steel Floor/Diamond-Plate Rear Slide-Out Ramps, Less than 800 miles traveled, like new, Contact Greg at (707)688-1600 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish…

JWPetCare@aol.com or (775)781-1065 “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!”

Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $399 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813

D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)6710808

Alienated Grandparents Anonymous

AGA focuses on the struggle so many grandparents have in being part of their grandchildren’s lives. AGA provides support and information, and helps validate the feelings of those suffering some degree of estrangement, alienation, or isolation. AGA serves toward bringing alienated grandparents, parents, and grandchildren together.

For more information email the Nevada AGA Coordinator at AGA.SilverStateNV@gmail.com or visit www. alienatedgrandparentsanonymous.com

WE’RE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR CLUTTER problems. Put A roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove, ask us about our loading assistance available (775)297-2320

EDP REAL ESTATE SERVICES - California and Nevada Real Estate Broker, California and Nevada Residential Mortgage Lender. My team has 32 years lending experience. Before you list, let’s talk about how I can benefit you. CA DRE 01233339, NV DRE B.1003323, NMLS 2060323, contact@edprealestateservices.com or (916)496-5947 or (775)315-0425

MOUNTAIN POOL & SPA - WE CLEAN pools and spas, monthly and bi-monthly service (530)318-1698

AFFORDABLE NEVADA CCW CLASSES $90, tacaimfirearmsinstruction.com or (775)360-5214

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PSA AR15 556/223 RIFLE, NEW $575. BROWNING 1911-380 pistol 380ACP $600. Bear Creek AR10 .308Win Rifle, New $700. Bear Creek BC9 9mm carbine, $600. Heritage R92 38/357 lever Rifle, new $725.

EAA Windicator Revolver 38/357 3” barrel w/Holster, $500, FFL dealer, Lee (775)720-6076 DASILVA’S HAULING/HANDYMAN SERVICES, Cleanup, tree trimming/removal, tractor work, rock and dirt removal, weed pulling, fence repairs, NV#0319423 (775)230-3436

2008 JEEP WRANGLER RUBICON, EXCELLENT condition, fully loaded 2 door, 4 wheel drive, great tires, 106,000 miles, asking $16,500, call Matt (916)842-8637

The story of my life...

After years of scrimping and saving, I told my wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1996.”

“You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly.

“No,” I said sadly, “a 1996 Cadillac.”

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” HUBLEY RACE TRACK, 2 LANES WITH A timer, legal for model A sanctioned events, asking $500; call Russ (408)270-4028 AERATING & DETHATCHING $300 MOST yards, large yards welcomed, sprinkler repair tree & Juniper removal, excavating, Earth, Turf & Timber Landscape Maintenance (775)450-1955

Checkup

A naked woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you’re doing?”

She says, “I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen year old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45-year-old ass?”

“Your name never came up, “ she replied.

DO YOU NEED TO REPLACE YOUR WORN out concrete driveway, patio, or walkway? We also install new patios, driveways, monolithic garage slabs, retaining walls, footings, and stemwalls. K&C Construction, NV LIC # 79034, 79237, 81038, 86464. To get a free quote call at (775)691-6462 CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352

Where is Jesus?

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.

“Jesus lives in my heart.” “Very good.” said the teacher.

She picks on another kid who replies, “Jesus lives in Heaven.” Very good said the teacher.

Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn’t want to call on little Johnny but finally did. “Jesus lives in the bathroom.”

After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the bathroom. “Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?”

DID YOU KNOW? The 50th star was added to the American flag on July 4, 1960. It symbolized Hawaii’s admission as the U.S.’s 50th state.

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MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501 DID YOU KNOW? John Adams (July 4, 1826), Thomas Jefferson (July 4, 1826) and James Monroe (July 4, 1831) all died on the 4th of July.

Fur babies looking for homes!

Six to seven year old female Aussie to place with someone that needs a companion dog. We also have a five to 6 year old neutered border collie family dog. Mini Blue Merle Aussie, about 12 pounds, over 1 year old needs a good home. 2 toy Aussies, one red male and one blue female born April 21st, 2026.

Toy Australian Shepherd puppies, red and blue, 12-18lbs when grown. For more information call/text Donna at (775)741-0231 SLOOWW COMPUTER? VIRUSES? MALWARE? Need an upgrade? Will do a complete computer maintenance: Remove Junk, Viruses, Malware. Test Hard Drive, Memory, Do updates and Print-Out. 25 Yrs+ Pro & Corp Experience $50 flat fee. Satisfaction guaranteed. I come to you! Tom (775)720-2814

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MANUELS LANDSCAPING SERVICES - FIRE Pits, Pavers, Fences, Rocks, Sprinklers, Artificial Turf, Retaining Walls, Water Features, Spring and Fall Clean Ups, Lawn Care Service - Aerating, Thatching, Mowing, all for a great price, you’ll be happy, NV#20222462146, Castaneda Landscaping LLC (775)291-7499 SEWING MACHINES, PFAFF, JANOME MEMORY, Singer serger, 2 antiques machines, inverted hanging table, new massage table, discounted Mary Kay make up and body products, massage chair, new Wilson ladies clubs, hand blown Verano Italian crystal beverage set, hand-made light blue Mexican food and serving set (775)781-4696 WOOD STOVE PELLETS, WE SELL Pellets, cleanest burning, highest heat output, out performs all others, ½ cord almond firewood, bensonfeed.com, Benson Feed, Carson City (775)882-3999 CHUCK NORRIS TOTAL GYM $70 (775)990-3031 4 GENERAL USED STUDDED SNOW TIRES MOUNTED ON 6 lug silver wheels 265/65/R17 fits Toyota Tacoma 2005-15 $800 OBO 530-545-9891

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SPRING LAMBS, CALL FOR PRICES (775)790-1231 or (775)465-9074 BUYING CASINO CHIPS, OLD POSTCARDS, ADVERTISING signs, coins, old Nevada match book collections, old scrapbooks, old Nevada telephone books, old bottles, confederate money, letters, etc. - Terry (775)782-3904 TRACTOR WORK: CLEANING YARDS, roof shingle repairs, exterior house painting, sagebrush removal, RV pad, etc., Call Florencio (775)771-7640 HANDYMAN PROS (NOT LICENSED) - RAPID RESPONSE, ALL Phases of Construction, New, Repair, Roofs, Bath, Kitchen, Painting, Custom, Carpentry, Landscaping, Concrete, minor Plumbing and Electrical, Tile, Granite & more, Professionally Designed Blue Prints (775)400-6822 WANTED, OLD CARS, COLLECTOR CARS, MUSCLE cars, non running or no title okay, private collector, give me a call (775)315-8265

C-THRU WINDOW CLEANING, AND GENERAL maintenance, Call Casey (775)350-8021 HOME IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT? INTERIOR remodels, kitchens, bathrooms and more, Free estimates, 25+ years experience, Carson Valley Construction Company LLC, NV#0074855 (775)291-1453 BEAUTIFUL SOLID OAK UPRIGHT PIANO WITH 2 perfect stained glass panels. Has player piano mechanism with 4 paper rolls, $700 OBO - You pick up, Please leave message (775)240-9496 DID YOU KNOW? Approximately 150 million hot dogs are consumed on July 4th each year in the United States.

Where can you pick up a copy of “The Scoop”?

Stop by AJ’s Stoves - 1267 US Hwy 395 N Ste. A Gardnerville Mon.-Fri. 9am-5pm or Silver State IT - 1507 U.S. Hwy 395 N A Gardnerville Mon.-Fri. 10am-5pm and Carson City Senior Center - 911 Beverly Dr., Carson City.

If your carrier missed delivering the Scoop to you please contact your postmaster. It doesn’t happen often but it does happen. Your postmaster will make sure the carrier delivers the Scoop to you. Thank you!

SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)781-3955 RELIABLE INTERNET FROM $65/MONTH. Upgrade to 5G (100-600Mbps) for lightning-fast speeds.

Local tech support, no contracts (775)297-4770 DR. FIX IT HOME REPAIR PRO, ANY OUTSIDE/ INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $40 per hour (775)691-5119

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HIGH ROLLERS PAINTING, LLC, QUALITY WORK AT affordable prices, $400 off any full Interior, No job too small, Other discounts available, Booking Now - License #89898. BBB, Call (775)450-8587

Moving to Nevada

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, ‘What are you doing?’ She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.’

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, ‘I’m coming too.

I want to see how you live on $800 a year.

A COLLECTION OF VINTAGE (AND NEWER), .22 rifles including a Colt lightning! Precision and hunting rifles! AR’s. Lots of concealed carry options. Handguns, rifles, shotguns. Buy, Sell, Trade. Barrels threaded. Full gunsmith. Sunrise Pass Arms (775)267-2284 YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Serving Gardnerville, Kelly (209)352-0084 LAWN CARE SERVICE! AERATING, THATCHING, Mowing, Trimming, Pruning, Tractor Work, Fence Repair, Concrete Work, Sprinklers/Repair, General Yard Clean Up, Free Estimates, 15 Years Experience, Ruben (775)430-3585 DID YOU KNOW? The American flag, also known as the Stars and Stripes, was adopted on June 14, 1777, and features 13 stripes and 50 stars.

SENIOR LADY LOOKING FOR HELPER TOO ASSIST in household duties, some cooking, good driver, apartment included. Near Genoa, no pets, smoking or drugs. call or text (775)790-0177

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My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!

Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don’t fret about it... She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder... “What the hell was I thinking?”

Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.

I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you. I’ve changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you’re not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You’ll probably need it again.

Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time. Let’s say we stop?

I’m so miserable without you it’s almost like you’re here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we’re having you put to sleep.

So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay.

2013 THOR, MAJESTIC CLASS C FORD MOTORHOME, 450 ten cylinder Engine, Mileage 124,200 miles (Apx). MPG 8-10. The Following are new within the last 2 years: Complete Refrigerator Mechanicals, Hot Water Heater Tank & Hardware, Kitchen & Shower Fixtures, All 6 Tires, 8 Foot Motorized Retractable Awning, Air Taxi 14” Roof Fan Ventilation System with Remote, NAPA Commercial Coach Battery, Replace Microwave Vent, 4 Tank Sensors, Water Pump, Valves, Hoses, Fresh Water Tank, 2 @ 6000 Pound rear Leveling Jacks, Roof Membrane replacement and new Skylight, May, 2023, New Mattress, August, 2023, Black-out window coverings, New Alternator, Always stored at COVERED Space at Barons RV Storage. This RV was a Cruise America Rental for its first 10 years. As such, it had all routine services performed, and has several add-ons that make it very user friendly. Price is $29,500 (775)781-2356 or (775)781-2810 If you have something to sell or something to say, put it in the Scoop today. www.sierrascoop.com

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$200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461

PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827

GARAGE DOOR SERVICE, 53 YEARS EXPERIENCE. Springs, rollers Replacement, doors off track, weatherseal, New doors and openers available wholesale, resale. Jim Dyer Overhead Door. (775)883-7740, cell (775) 450-3363 1981 EL CAMINO CONQUISTA, 3.8 V6 AUTOMATIC, front disc brakes, clean CA title, runs and drives, needs paint and interior $2,450 OBO; 1993 Ford F250, 4x4, 6 speed, 7.2 turbo diesel, long bed, extended cab, clean Nevada title asking $4,997; C5 Targa Top $250 OBO; factory 2012-2017 Jeep 4 door JK factory Rock slider steps, excellent condition $99 OBO (775)990-3031

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Short Prayer For Unity

Dear God, Thank You for being the source of peace and love. Help us to live in harmony, setting aside our differences to focus on what truly matters—loving You and one another. Give us hearts that are patient and humble, seeking to build bridges rather than walls. May Your Spirit guide us to work together and reflect Your perfect unity. In Jesus’ name, we pray. Amen.

USA DRYWALL LLC, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#88940 (775)247-2539 DID YOU KNOW? 2.5 million people were estimated to be living in the 13 colonies when they gained independence July of 1776. Roughly 500,000 were enslaved African Americans, while the rest were a diverse mix of Indigenous peoples and European settlers.

WANT TO BUY! OLD SMALL BACKHOE, PLEASE call (530)694-2954 SIDE STEPS FOR RAM QUAD CAB. CURRENTLY installed on 2012. FREE if you remove them - your place or mine. Bill in Minden 775)781-0148

Wallace Elias Adams

May 18, 1948 - June 10, 2026 Wallace Elias Adams was a lifetime resident of Carson Valley, and the fourth generation of the John Quincy Adams family passed away peacefully Wednesday, June 10th, 2026.

He was raised and lived on the historic ranch extablished in 1850 by John Quincy Adams the son of Rufus and Elsie Adams of Genoa, Nevada.

Wallace (Wally) as most people called him, is survived by his wife Judy Huck Adams and his two brothers William and John Quincy.

“Happy Trails to you Wally, until we meet again.”

CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWELRY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave phone number and clear message on my phone. I return all calls. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352 FISHING RODS AND REELS, VARIOUS SIZES (775)901-1775

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