GUNS AND AMMO ALL TYPES OF AR”S, AKS rifles, pistols, military rifles, and ammo. Call Rob (775)7820783
WHERE CAN YOU PICK UP A COPY OF The Scoop? Magazine rack in front of Sierra Scoop office at 1623 8th St. Minden.
ST. GALL IS SEEKING A PART-TIME MAINTENANCE person. 15 hours per week. $20.00-$25.00 per hour depending on experience. Please call (775)782.2852 to set up an interview appointment.
WANTED 5-7 DAYS OF HEAVY YARD WORK NEAR foothill in Gardnerville. Flexible schedule with end of day pay. No tools required, gloves provided. Call Mark (530)416-2710
ROYAL WESTERN CHIEF BLOWER AND FORGE
$650 (775)790-7527
USA DRYWALL LLC, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#88940 (775)247-2539
WALKER BAY BOAT 2005 8’3”, PAID $800, WILL take $500 OBO (775)267-1515
2021 YAMAHA GENERATOR, MODEL #EF6300isde, electric start, about 20 hours run time, excellent condition, asking $2,500 (775)530-1031
HELPER/HOUSEKEEPER NEEDED FOR SENIOR lady, apartment included if needed, Foothill area Gardnerville, text (775)790-0177 or call (775)782-9550
Getting forgetful
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
WANTED! COMIC BOOKS AND/OR SPORTS CARDS, I can come to you (562)706-4224
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Quick thinking...
One day, Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of beers. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It’s a po-leece roadblock. We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”
“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the labels and stick ‘em on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?” asked Bubba.
“Just let me do the talking, okay?” said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, “Have you boys been drinking?”
“No sir,” replied Earl. “We’re on the patch!”
COSTUME JEWELRY: ALL TYPES INCLUDING vintage rhinestones, lockets, charm bracelets, rings, necklaces, tourist Indian jewelry, wind up watches, men’s jewelry, old pocket knives, old lighters, military jewelry, vintage jewelry type items, fountain pens, old service pins, badges. Interesting bits and pieces. larger quantities preferred. I return all calls. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352
DECKS! RESURFACE, REPAIR, REPLACED AND trash removal, Serving Carson Valley (775)315-2235
When did Americans get along?
Throughout American history, periods of unity and conflict have shaped relationships among various groups.
Colonial Era to Independence (1607-1776) Early settlers often cooperated for survival and trade. Tensions arose with Native Americans and among different colonial factions.
Post-Revolutionary War (1783-1815) The formation of the United States fostered a sense of national identity. Political disagreements, such as those between Federalists and AntiFederalists, created divisions.
Civil War Era (1861-1865) The nation faced extreme conflict over slavery and states’ rights. Post-war Reconstruction aimed to reunite the country but faced significant resistance.
20th Century (1900-2000) The World Wars united Americans against common enemies. The Civil Rights Movement in the 1960s sought to address racial inequalities, promoting solidarity among diverse groups.
Current Context (2000-Present) Political polarization and social issues create ongoing challenges to unity. Movements for social justice and equality continue to foster collaboration among various communities.
Overall, Americans have experienced both cooperation and conflict throughout their history, with varying degrees of harmony depending on the era and context.
MOUNTAIN POOL & SPA - WE CLEAN pools and spas, monthly and bi-monthly service (530)318-1698
PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827
FOR SALE: HAVE APPROXIMATELY TWELVE
4x8 metal fence/hog panels, call for details; three piece sectional roll top desk, excellent condition, make offer (775)233-3580
GAS MAYTAG DRYER $150; ROBOT VACUUM $125; Interior House light fixtures, Brass tone Door Hinges, Glass coffee table top 26” x 52”, large Mirror 30” x 43”, Portable Plunge Tub $30 (775)750-1448
Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
2018 25’ ROCKWOOD, MINI LIGHT TRAVEL TRAILER Loaded with many upgrades, very good condition $24,000 or best offer. Text for appointment (360)910-2707 or (360)326-5995
St. Gall Annual 3 DAY Rummage Sale... is Thursday, July 31, Friday August 1 & Saturday August 2 from 7a.m. to 3p.m. This is our BIG SALE of the year! We have something for everyone! St Gall, 1343 Centerville Ln, Gardnerville, NV. (775)782-2852
ALL GARAGE DOORS! $250 OFF - GARAGE door service with 50 years experience, offering Doors by CHI, Liftmaster garage door openers, spring or rollers replacement, senior, military and cash discounts. Jim Dyer Overhead Door (775)883-7740, para espanol (775)445-9448
DR. FIX IT HOME REPAIR PRO, ANY OUTSIDE/ INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $40 per hour (775)691-5119
2007 HARLEY DAIVIDSON ROAD KING $4,000; 1985 FORD F250 flatbed, 4 speed, 4 wheel drive, diesel $1,000 (775)309-9043
QUANTAM Q6 EDGE3 POWER WHEELCHAIR with lift and leg extender. Excellent condition! $1,500 (775)790-0885
OLDER GENTLEMEN RECENTLY LOST HIS LITTLE Yorkie to God. Would like old female Yorkie for companionship, call Scott (775)443-1883
MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, EADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-162
A dollar for Sunday School
A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it.
“I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me,” he said.”But that dollar was for Sunday School,” his mother replied.
Smiling, the boy said, “I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!”
$200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461
CANNON PLUMBING REPAIR - NEW FIXTURES
installed, Hot water heaters, insured, licensed, bonded, local resident servicing - Minden - Airport Road, Johnson Lane, Stephanie area, Call Paul (916)717-2646
1954 LINCOLN CAPRI, 2 DOOR HARDTOP. A PROJECT car, not running. 8 cylinder engine, all trim, body needs minor work and paint. Must be restored. Clean title. $3,400, (775)230-0655
Lack of IQ
A husband reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife, with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest schmucks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”
NOW HIRING! MOUNTAINVIEW TREE FARM. Call or inquire within. 931 St. Rte. 88, Gardnerville (775)2656675
SEMI RETIRED GENTLEMAN LOOKING FOR WORK on and around a farm or ranch to help with horses, farm animals, etc., willing to work for room. cowboygrandpa10@gmail.com or (406)749-0901
LONG ARM QUILTER - EDGE TO EDGE QUILTING, Quick Turnaround, Tammy (925)354-1755
HANDYMAN SERVICES RENOVENTURES, LLC, Serving Carson Valley and beyond - No job too small, Emergency and Weekend work, Licensed & Insured (410)365-8268
I wanted to change the world
When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn’t change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn’t change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family.
Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realized that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.
NEED HELP WITH DEFENSIBLE SPACE? We offer excavator and forklift services as well as cleanup, trash p/u and hauling, Call (775)781-3955
Launderette reunion...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing.
“Oh! Ted died last month. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!”
“Oh dear! I’m so very sorry,” replied her friend. “What did you do?”
“Opened a can of peas instead.”
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WANTED: LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Old Pre-1970’s Levi’s, Musical instruments, Old Watches and Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930
A cute raunchy poem shared by a 102 year old woman
I cannot chew, I cannot screw, my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks. The “Golden Years” are here at last, the “Golden Years” can kiss my a$$. (By Shirley Goodman, known as The Dancing Nana on social media, a beloved viral sensation for her positive energy and fun dance moves. “Check her out on You Tube, she’s an inspiration.)
BLIND AND WINDOW CLEANING SERVICES, residential and commercial, multi story specialist, mobile blind cleaning, pressure washing, awning cleaning, snow removal, Call Unlimited for a clear view! (775)883-6629
September 7th - National Grandparent’s Day
THULE VERTICAL KAYAK CARRIER, brand new, still in box $100, (818)384-5478
BOOKS COLLECTABLES SERIOUS READERS and collectors, I have that rare or antique book you are looking for. Hundreds to choose from. Call Susan (775)7907008
SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003
PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373
HANDYMAN - SMALL CONCRETE WORK, REPAIRS and some overlays, Call Chuck (775)552-5151
PAINTING BY ART - STAINING AND PAINTING done at affordable rates, personal service with 20 years experience, call for free estimate, Gardnerville (775)392-3997
KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)362-3181 or (410)739-4052
Rubbish Ambition?
I recently asked a friend, ‘Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?’
‘Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector’, my friend replied.
I had to think about that one for a moment. ‘That’s a rather strange ambition to have for a career,’ I finally managed to reply. ‘Well,’ said the boy’s father, ‘he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays’.
IVER JOHNSON, COACH SHOTGUN, 12GA, 20”BBL, $560. PSA, AR15, 556/223, 16”BBL, 30rd mag, $575. ATI, AR/AK hybrid, 7.62x39, 3mags,$575. Browning, Black Label pistol, .380ACP, $605. Bear Creek, AR10 gen2, .308, rifle semi, $750. Bear Creek, BC9, 9mm M4AR, 10.5”BBL, CT sights, $600. GForce, 12ga, pump shotgun, stainless, 18.5”BBL, $280. EEA, Windicator, 38/357, 4”BBL, Revolver, 5 shot, stainless, holster, $525. Lee (775)720-6076
SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)781-3955
BLAZING FAST INTERNET: OUR 5G SPEEDS match or exceed cable internet! Low-cost, low-data 4G plans also available. Rural-Internet.US (775)297-4770
ZENI’S CLEANING SERVICES! COMMERCIAL and Residential, licensed, affordable and friendly, family owned, 20 years experience, free estimates, Serving Douglas County and surrounding communities, zeniscleaning2022@gmail.com or (775)901-6689
La venta anual de artículos usados de 3 días de St. Gall... es el jueves 31 de julio, el viernes 1 de agosto y el sábado 2 de agosto de 7 a.m. a 3 p.m. ¡Esta es nuestra GRAN VENTA del año! Tenemos algo para todos. St Gall, 1343 Centerville Ln, Gardnerville, NV (775)782-2852
COMPUTER PROBLEMS? DO YOU NEED help connecting your gadgets? On-site computer repair and network configurations, Honest and Affordable, justin.nelson@goowy.com (775)450-3735
PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700
PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441
Blond Joke
A man got onto a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blond.
The blond kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
The blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
1988-2020 HOLIDAY BARBIE COLLECTION (34 dolls, never opened, perfect condition) $3,500, Fisher Price collector toys (14 different toys - radios, pull dogs) $400, Guardian Serviceware (32 pcs) $650, Sheffield Dinnerware “Elegance” (misc pcs) $300, Lenox Brookdale China (service for 12 and serving pieces -119 pcs) $2,000, Antique child’s rocker/high chair $150, “Grow Up Girls” porcelain figures (ages 1-18, blond and Graduation) $40, Beveled glass (2 pcs 22”w x 48”h) $100 (702)280-5795
STUCCO AND DRYWALL, PAINT SERVICES, Interior, Exterior wall repairs, cracks, peels, dents, tape texturing, wall paper, popcorn ceiling, removal and refinish, “paint”, 25 years experience, Free Estimates, Licensed and Bonded, Call Fred (775)507-6315
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that it’s not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that’s bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, “Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I’m trying to help. Now think!”
The man says, “There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell’s Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face”.
“Wow”, said Peter, “That’s impressive. When did this happen”?
“Oh, about 10 minutes ago”, replied the man.
“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor”
“The
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Physical Exam
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. “Well, doc, it’s like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The old man replied,” Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”
2008 HARLEY DAVIDSON FATBOY, EXCELLENT condition, Anniversary edition, many extras $6,500 (775)835-3875
WOMENS SCHWIN BICYCLE WITH COMFORTABLE seat $50. Call Mary (775)267-7611
NEW IN BOXES - MIGHTY MULE AUTOMATIC gate opener (up to 850 lbs) and gate lock, vehicle sensor, solar charger, mounting post, key pad, remotes $450 (951)2028112
HANDRAILS: STAND ALONE CUSTOM BUILT Sturdy metal handrails for safety and assistance-most exterior doors and walkways also garage concrete steps corrections and improvements. Carson Valley and Carson City (775)790-6445
KENMORE ELITE SEWING MACHINE EXCELLENT condition $400; Deluxe Wilton frosting & gel case with many tips & tools & books $250, Call Mary (775)267-7611
HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521
SEMI-RETIRED FINISH CARPENTER Door install/ repairs, security screens, deadbolts, shelving, moldings, barn/wood plank-shiplap-beadboard wall covering and cabinet installation. Call Mark (775)782-6198 or (775)790-5927
Minden Park Free Concerts
Grab your go-to picnic blanket and head to Minden Park for this free concert! Brought to you by the Douglas County Parks and Recreation Department in partnership with Town of Minden, the Starbucks Carson Valley Roasting Plant & Distribution Center Summer Concert Series features a lineup of local and touring musicians, plus vendors and more! The concerts will take place in the park from 6:00pm8:00pm. The current lineup is as follows:
June 20 – The Urban Renewal Project (Jazz, Hip-hop,
Vintage Soul)
July 11 – Gruve Nation (Motown, Blues & Funk)
August 8 – Beatles Flashback (Beatles Tribute)
August 29 – Cripple Creek Band (Country, Americana, Bluegrass, Southern Rock)
September 12 – Miki Rae & The Hooligans (Reggae)
For more information visit Parks and Rec’s official website. Bring your friends and family along and enjoy a beautiful summer evening of live music!
12 PIECE NORTAKE IVORY CHINA SET, PLATES, Cups, pitcher, all pieces, asking $325 OBO (775)265-1670
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2006 HARLEY DAVIDSON STREET GLIDE. COBALT Blue, 24,000 miles, excellent condition, new tires, recently serviced, solo seat. I have the original seat and all original parts. Located in Bridgeport, CA. Asking $9,000 OBO. Please call (760)932-9139
CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWELRY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave phone number and clear message on my phone. I return all calls. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352
Tickets
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub.”
I&S EXCAVATION LLC SINCE 1984, ALL RESIDENTIAL site work including: sewer, septic, water, electric. Free estimates. NV#0045556A Contacts: Keith three10ers@frontier.com or (775)690-5165, Tim iands46@ yahoo.com or (775)690-5164
COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827,davenportlandscape.com or (775)265-1491 or (775)721-8439
Substitute Bus Drivers Wanted
Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $23.77/hour or up to 5 years of bus driving experience. Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week after 40 hours of paid training at $15.83/hour. Contracted positions for permanent routes include; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance. Paid sick leave & holidays. NV PERS retirement. Please apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us/employment to complete an application.
“YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!” Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $379 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813
JUNIPER, TREE & STUMP REMOVAL, Defensible Space, Fire Breaks, Excavating, Sprinkler Repair, Earth, Turf & Timber Landscape Maintenance (775)450-1955
1981 EL CAMINO CONQUISTA, NEW V6 AUTOMATIC, front disc brakes, clean CA title, runs and drives, needs paint and interior $2,500 OBO; 1999 V5 Targa Top $250 OBO; factory Performance posi rear end in excellent condition $250 OBO; 2012-2017 Jeep 4 door JK factory Rock slider steps, excellent condtion $100 OBO (775)990-3031
School pictures
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, She’s dead.”
CUBI PEDDLER - OFFERS AN AEROBIC WORKOUT from the comfort of your desk, couch, or chair, asking $136; lateral trainer, lightweight, under desk lateral motion exerciser at home fitness for knees, hips and lower back, asking $141; four plastic chair covers with pads $40 OBO (408)270-4028
SUGAR PLUM HOUSEKEEPING NOW OFFERING pick up and delivery laundry service (775)220-4252
How to start a fight!
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 5 years replied, “And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?” And that’s how the fight started…
How to start a fight! My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her a bathroom scale. And that’s how the fight started…
How to start a fight! My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
“I feel horrible; look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
I replied, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect.” And that’s how the fight started…
How to start a fight! One year, I decided to buy my motherin-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…
YO’ JOE’ FIX IT - HOME IMPROVMENT PRO, Handyman $50 per hour (775)291-2998
ANDRES LAWN & LANDSCAPE - FOR ALL YOUR lawn and landscape needs, 16 years experience, senior discounts, Lic.#00030471, Call Andres at (775)443-0431
PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com or (775)781-1065
WE’RE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR CLUTTER problems. Put A roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove, ask us about out loading assistance available (775)297-2320
6’ SOLID OAK GRANDFATHER CLOCK, NEW $3,000, asking $2,000; 20 Hummels with display lighted cabinet; 2 stained glass Tiffany lamps $150 each (775)267-4897
“A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25+ years experience, Senior Discounts! KenJeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932
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Tiff with Riley
“’My God! What happened to you?’’ the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
‘’I got in a tiff with Riley.’’ ‘’Riley? He’’s just a wee fellow,’’’’ the barkeep said, surprised. ‘’’’He must have had something in his hand.’’’’
‘’That he did,’’’’ Kelly said. ‘’’’A shovel it was.’’
‘’Dear Lord. Didn’’t you have anything in your hand?’’’’
‘’Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley’’s left boob.’’’’ Kelly said. ‘’’’And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.’’’’
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MUNOZ LAWN MAINTENANCE! MOWING, TRIMMING, Aerating/dethatching Pruning, sprinkler repair and general yard cleanup, over 10 years experience, Andres (775)400-4742
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50 years of marriage
To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at St. Andrews. On the third tee, the husband said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me.”
His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you.” They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, “Darling, since we’re being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met.”
The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, “You liar, you despicable cheat! How could you? I trusted you, and you have been playing off from the ladies’ tee all these years!”
YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Serving Gardnerville, Kelly (209)352-0084
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Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
The husband says “ WHAT???” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We ‘ll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says “but you don’t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let’s get it.’
The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says “ I am ready to go, let’s go to the cash register. “
The husband says, “ no no no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank.
“No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then
the husband says “ You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!”
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Hate has become a sad staple of modern society
Hate has always existed, but in modern society, it’s no longer just a byproduct of anger or ignorance—it’s the main event. We see it everywhere, from online discourse to political debates to the way people casually tear each other apart over the smallest disagreements. Hate has become currency, fueling clicks, engagement, and entire careers. But how did we get here? Why has hostility, division, and cruelty become the default mode of interaction for so many people? Here’s how we ended up in a world where hate isn’t just tolerated— it’s actively encouraged.
Before social media, interactions had stakes. If you said something hurtful, you had to watch the pain spread across someone’s face. You had to deal with the consequences of your words in real time. Now, those consequences are gone. The internet has created a disconnect between people, making it easy to dehumanize others and treat them as faceless usernames rather than real human beings. Scientific reports notes that online debates often devolve into extreme polarization and heated discussions, with hate speech becoming increasingly problematic.
When you don’t see someone’s reactions, it’s easier to be cruel without feeling guilt. Over time, this chips away at basic empathy. What once would have been a private disagreement or a moment of quiet judgment is now an opportunity to publicly mock, humiliate, or attack someone without hesitation. The less we see each other as people, the easier it becomes to justify hate.
The internet has made us less compassionate. It’s easier for hate-filled humans to find each other online. It’s easier to be hateful behind the anonymity of a screen. Social media algorithms reward outrage content. People confuse “having an opinion” with “being cruel without consequences”. We’ve normalized public shaming as entertainment. Misinformation goes unchecked. People think being cynical is an admirable trait. In many instances people say things online they would/could never say face to face.
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Happy Birthday to you!
May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer! The Scoop
SAVE THE DATE: EMPTY BOWLS 10TH ANNIVERSARY Event - St. Gall Church, Gardnerville, 4:00pm - 6:30pm October 18th, 2025 - live music, raffle & quilt drawing
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Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520
What Are Whippets?
Whippets, or nitrous oxide, are popular inhalant drugs. You may also hear them referred to as “whippits” or “whip-its.” The drug gets its name from whipped-cream aerosol canisters that people open to misuse the gas inside. Nitrous oxide cuts off oxygen to the brain, creating a euphoric high that lowers your mental and physical pain. According to a 2022 survey from the U.S. government’s Center for Behavioral Health Statistics and Quality, 13.9 million Americans over the age of 12, or 4.9% of the U.S. population, have misused nitrous oxide. That’s an increase of over 1 million people from the 2021 survey.
PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free.
September 11th - We will never forget!
How far back does your family go?
The following was overheard at a recent ‘high society’ party.
“My ancestry goes back all the way back to Alexander the Great,” said Christine.
She then turned to Miriam and asked, “How far back does your family go?”
“I don’t know,” replied Miriam, “All of our records were lost in the flood.”
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A talk on sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
She said, “Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he’s only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”
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Grandparents Rights
In Illinois and many other states throughout the U.S. grandparents rights have developed progressively over the years, imitating other changes in society’s views, connections that families have, and legitimacy of grandparents to the children. Illinois law recognizes the potential critical role of grandparents in the lives of their grandchildren.
IlLINOIS SENATE RESOLUTION...
WHEREAS, Strong family relationships constitute the foundation of our communities; and...
WHEREAS, Alienation behaviors are frequently present in high-conflict divorces, separations, and asymmetrical custody arrangements, as well as in intact marriages, often causing mental and emotional anguish to children; and
WHEREAS, Alienation is a term used to describe any number of behaviors and attitudes on the part of one or both parents designed to interfere, damage, or destroy the relationship between a child and another family member; and...
WHEREAS, Alienation takes advantage of the innocent and impressionable, as well as the suggestibility and dependency of a child, depriving children of their right to love and be loved by their extended family; and...
WHEREAS, Mental health professionals agree that the negative effects of alienation can follow a child into... adulthood with tragic consequences; and...
WHEREAS, The recently published fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
(DSM-5) made several references to the dysfunctional family dynamic of alienation as a form of psychological child abuse; and...
WHEREAS, Grandparent Alienation Awareness Day is intended to increase the knowledge and understanding of this problem to help families, institutions, the legal and mental health communities, and leaders to better identify and combat such conduct to children; therefore, be it RESOLVED, BY THE SENATE OF THE ONE HUNDRED THIRD GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, that we declare June 14, 2024 as Grandparent Alienation Awareness Day in the State of Illinois; and be it further RESOLVED, That we encourage parents to support and foster positive relationships between children and extended family members when possible.
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“The
The Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her 5th-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story w/a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back &, one by one began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk & pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes, ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, & her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, & all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, & then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them w/the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more w/the knife, till the blade broke, & then she killed the last Iraqi w/her bare hands.”
“Good Heavens,” said the horrified teacher. “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”
“Don’t mess with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”
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C-Nile Virus
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the C-nile Virus that even the most advanced programs like Avast cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect those of us who were born before 1956!
Symptoms of C-nile Virus: 1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send to wrong person. 4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished it.
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor”
A
prayer for overcoming conflicts and misunderstandings in families
Father, each generation in families sees life a little differently. Sometimes those differences turn into judgment, arguments, or distance. Please help us to overcome that.
Bridge the gap between young and old, between tradition and change. Let respect flow in both directions. Teach us to listen—not just with ears, but with hearts.
Give younger family members the humility to learn, and older members the openness to grow. Break down stereotypes and rebuild appreciation.
Help us find common ground in love, even when we don’t agree. Let our differences become opportunities for growth— not fuel for division.
In Your wisdom, help our family grow stronger together, across generations. In Jesus’ name, Amen.
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Big Fall
The lineup...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”
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During an ice storm I went to check the mailbox, carefully shuffling down the driveway. When I reached for the mail, my feet went straight up in the air, and I landed on my back. More embarrassed than hurt, I looked to see if anyone witnessed my fall and spied a fire truck passing by. The crew had seen the whole thing.
Firefighters climbed out of the truck to assist me. “It’s the preacher,” one said. “Are you okay?”
“I just got the wind knocked out of me,” I replied.
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