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Grandma’s Apron Pockets
I think the reason my Grandma, an early Idaho pioneer homesteader, wore the long cotton apron with big pockets and ties around the neck and waist was to protect one of the two dresses she owned. She probably thought she would just put it on to do chores and then her dress and demeanor would be fresh for visitors. Only problem is Grandma’s chores were never done. She was the first one up and last one down every day. She worked hard and so did her various aprons in small patterned print, brightened by ric rac or primary colored bias tape around the edges. There were many uses for the apron besides protecting the dress underneath: Pot holder to get hot pans of cookies or chicken from the oven. Tear dryer for children who had been hit by a tree branch or brother. Face wiper, after a bit of spit on the finger had washed the dirt off. Hiding place for little kids. Carrying eggs to the house, baby chickens back to the coop. Carrying kindling, logs and twigs to the house for the wood stove. Carrying garden seed in the pockets, produce in the upturned material and strips of ancient ones were used to tie tomato plants up to stakes in the garden. After the peas had been shelled or the corn shucked for dinner, the remains were gathered in the apron and carried out to the “pile.” She didn’t know the word compost
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then. But she did it. In the fall, the apron held and carried apples, peaches, apricots and cherries into the house to be “preserved” for the winter enjoyment. The apron corner was used to tighten every jar of fruit and jam. It gave just the right leverage to the hand. It provided warmth on a chilly night by wrapping the edges upward over Grandma’s arms or downward over a small child. It contained many things…Clothes pins to hold the wash on the clothes line. A tiny tin of aspirin in case the arthritis acted up. Safety pins. A hankie to wipe the eyes or blow the nose. Peppermint candies. Unusual small rocks with lines in them, good for a teaching moment on how the earth was formed. Small feathers, buttons, driftwood to be used someday for an art project. Anything that her grandchildren had brought to show her and she vowed to keep forever. Nothing Lasts Forever! Not sweet, warm, loving Grandma who died of cancer, while everyone else was instructed not to talk about it. We were to “play like” Grandma would get better soon. Not any of Grandma’s aprons which were divided among her daughters after her death and ultimately ended up in the rag bag. Not the little things that she treasured and was going to make art projects with. Not the candies, clothes pins or rocks. Not the fruit, jam, jellies. They were all consumed that year. Except For Memories and Stories! Continued...
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Rookie’s First Assignment...
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner, people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off that corner...NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did I do?” “Pretty good,” chuckled the veteran policemen, “especially since this is a bus stop!” ABC WINDOW CLEANERS, ROOF AND GUTTER cleaning, Re-screening, Pressure Washing and more. 30 years experience, NV#20161064184, CA#310507, Gardnerville resident (530)544-0590 RV STUFF: LEVELING RAMPS, TIRE COVERS, Jack Pads, 30-amp power cord, windshield cover for Class C cab, make offer (775)225-2022
Only the memories of Grandma in her pretty apron with her busy hands but open arms remain. Only the stories that we tell of her strength, wisdom and sweet spirit remain to remind us of who we came from. Only the stories and memories remind us of the time in our childhood when all problems could seemingly be solved with a yard of cotton and a beautiful woman. How blessed we were to have a grandma who wore an apron and taught us about life. ALL AMERICAN OVERHEAD DOOR, NEW INSTALLATION, repairs and service, commercial/ residential, 10% discount for Spring repair, Free Estimates and Senior Discount (775)450-2156 CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWERLY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave clear message on this home phone. I return all calls. Call Joanne at (775)465-9422
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Caught on the Job
The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 am. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 am he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, A-a-a-men! HOME IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT? ADDITIONS, remodels, garages, we do it all! Free estimates, 21 years experience, Carson Valley Construction Company LLC, NV#0074855 (775)291-1453 PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827 RARE 1989 BUICK REATTA 2 SEAT SPORT COUPE, white with blue leather interior, needs some work, great body, prime candidate for restoration $4,900 (775)266-1294
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Car Show - Fuji Park
The 6th annual “Send a Scout to Camp” Boy Scout Car Show will be held August 17th at Fuji Park, Carson City. Registration is from 8am to 10am. The show is from 10am to 2pm with our outstanding trophies given out at 3pm. We will have hamburgers and hot dogs/chili dogs provided by Warren Engine Company. There will also be live auctions. For more information go to our web site at CARSONVALLEYCARSONCITYNVTROOP33.COM ALPINE TREE SERVICE - TRIMMING, REMOVAL, grinding and lot clearing, no job too small, Licensed, Insured and over 35 years experience (775)721-2880 ESTATE SALE SERVICES. DOWNSIZING? RELOCATING? Health Issues? No family here to help? Full Liquidations also available, 40 year Local Resident, Call Joi at J&J Estate Sales (775)230-5656 SINGER SEWING MACHINE - VINTAGE/RARE/ BLACK 301 in wood foldout cabinet, lots of accessories, also Riccar portable sewing machine $250 OBO (530)577-4951
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Punsters Rejoice
1. The meaning of opaque is unclear. 2. I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming. 4. A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy! 5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 6. If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it. 7. It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you. 8. It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it. 9. So, what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world. 10. Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest. 11. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 12. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy. 13. Alternative facts are a version of the truth. 14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 16. Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer? 17. I used to be allergic to soap but I’m clean now. 18. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless. 19. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me. 20. Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat
chants! 21. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams. 22. What is a thesaurus’s favorite dessert? Synonym buns. 23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are. 24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. 25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound. PAINTER, SEMI-RETIRED WITH 40 YEARS experience in Nevada, Save Money, Get Seasonal Discount Now, inside or out, Fences (775)901-1912 ROOF! WE DO ROOFS FOR A LIVING, NOT FOR a hobby! High quality, economical price, call Ed (775)297-2320 PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)6901441 PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Eating Apples
A doctor and a dentist fell in love with the same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple every day. Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away! CRAFTSMAN CONSTRUCTION LLC, Specializing in Painting, Remodels, Additions, Tile, Finish Carpentry, Decks, Home Repairs, Window and Door Replacement, Quality Workmanship with over 28 years experience, free estimates, NV Lic.60315, NVPainting Lic.82727 Find us on Facebook or (775)690-1749 G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, General clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672 2003 CORVETTE, ANNIVERSARY RED, 40,000 miles $16,500, Gardnerville (530)894-2852 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $499, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $99, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994
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The Dake House - Part 1 By Karen Dustman
The beautiful grey Dake home just south of Genoa positively screams Victorian, doesn’t it? It’s listed on the National Register of Historic Places. It is also said to be one of the “most-haunted” sites in Nevada. Now if you’re wondering why a few ghosts might be hanging around . . . . well, there are several possible reasons! Charles W. Dake was the local undertaker in Genoa for many years (though he formally listed his occupation as “carpenter” in the 1880 census). Born in Canada, Dake settled in Alpine County, California when he came out to the west coast in the 1860s. By 1866 he was living in the new silver mining boomtown of Silver Mountain City. He became an Alpine County supervisor and even served as Chairman of the Board in 1868-69. By the time of the 1870 census Dake had moved with his family to Monitor, where he took a job as superintendent for the mill at the Globe Mine. Dake (like everyone else in the vicinity) invested in the local mines himself and (like so many others) once got cross-wise with mine promoter Lewis Chalmers. Chalmers had tried to buy Dake’s interest in the “Extenuate” mine in the 1870s, but Dake wisely refused to sell unless he first saw cash in hand. Chalmers complained to a London associate that a
friend had cautioned Dake to “sign nothing with us . . . we are bilks, and so forth.” And, well, if the shoe fits. . . . About 1872 Dake departed from Monitor, when the Globe Mine was shut down “temporarily.” He purchased his property in Genoa about the same time. And, being a carpenter, Dake is said to have built the house himself! But he probably wasn’t the first person to live at the site. The current house is believed to have replaced an even earlier log cabin. Old-timer Harry Hawkins noted in his oral history that an elderly African-American man was reported to have lived here originally. When he died, the man was buried -- although not in the local cemetery. Instead, he was interred just north of his cabin, and a rock fence was later built there. Yup, right over the poor fellow’s grave. Which could explain why at least one irrita ted ghost would still occupy this property! Part 2 of this story continues next month! Find Karen Dustman’s local history books and blog at www.Clairitage.com. FRESH BATCH, NEW CROP! ROASTED GARLIC Jam, Carrols Corner, South Yerington, for more information (775)846-8972 or (775)463-1265
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Popping the question....
Bad Drivers
There’s an elderly gent driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ‘’Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!’’ Herman says, ‘’I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!’’ LARGE DARK OAK DINING ROOM TABLE WITH 8 chairs, will extend to 12’, Dark Oak China Cabinet $3,200 for all; 2 Twin Beds with Mattresses, Light Wood Headboards and Footboards, very, very good condition on all $400 for all (775)980-5200 RETIREE LOOKING TO RELOCATE TO AREA, wanting 3-bedroom, 2 bath home on small acreage, needing a large detached shop or barn, country setting yet close to shopping. Mini farm or similar property. If outbuilding needs work that’s fine but house must be nice. dozerjoe@yahoo.com or (360)204-1017 QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS, BOX SPRING, FRAME and headboard, great condition asking $100, Yerington (775)430-1370
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Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship again. One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what he considered to be a very pretty, silver-haired lady sitting alone on a park bench. Getting his nerve up, he approached the lady and asked graciously, “Pardon me, ma’am, but may I sit here with you?” The silver-haired Marcie looked up to see a distinguished-looking, white-haired gentleman and replied, “Why certainly,” and moved over gently to give him room to sit down. For the next two hours, the two sat and talked about everything. They discovered that they came from the same part of the country, liked the same big band music, voted for the same presidential candidates, had long, happy marriages, had lost their spouses during the previous year, and in general agreed about almost everything. Finally, the old gentleman cleared his throat and asked sheepishly, “Ma’am, may I ask you two questions?” With great interest and anticipation, Marcie replied, “Why certainly!” The old gentleman removed a handkerchief from his coat pocket and spread it out on the ground before her. He very gingerly got down on one knee and looked her softly in the eyes. “Marcie, I know we’ve only known each other for a couple of hours, but we have so much in common. I feel I have known you all my life. Will you marry me and be my wife?” Marcie grabbed at Jimmie’s hands and said, “Why, yes, I will marry you! You have made me so very happy!” She reached over and kissed him gently on the cheek. Then Marcie said, “You said you had two questions to ask me. What is the second question?” Jimmie scratched his neck and said, “Will you help me get up?” PERGOLA KIT, HAMPTON BAY, NEVER USED, paid $500 asking $222; Patio Bar with 4 bar chairs and includes separate Hammock, all good condition, $235 OBO, Marge (775)782-6519 HOME REPAIR PRO, MR. FIX IT, ANY OUTSIDE/ INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $40 per hour (775)691-5119 GREATER HEALTH IS WITHIN YOUR REACH! Customized Wellness Coaching and Nutrition Consulting. Wellness Coaching, Whole Body Tune-up, Healthy Weight Management, Meal Planning, and more. Call now for complimentary consultation. www.positivelywhole.com (702)460-7205
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I did!
A Hillbilly was involved in an accident. The Trooper asked him, “Didn’t you see that yield sign when you were merging onto the highway?” The Hillbilly replied, “Ahh sure I did...and I did it... yup, I Yieeeld and Yieeeld at that there truck and he justa kepp on comin’!!!” MUST SELL! SOFA WITH RECLINERS, LARGE electric fireplace, large curio cabinets, Bistro table set, Queen canopy bedroom set, Carson (541)707-0907
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Night Terrors and Nightmares
Berean Bible Church, Christ Alone!
Introducing Pastor Luke Wartgow - Sunday Worship Service 9:30am; Children’s Sunday School provided. Women’s Bible Study –Friday’s 8am; Men’s Bible Study – Fridays 8am; CoEd Bible Study – Tuesdays 5pm. 1516 Hwy. 395, Gardnerville (in the HAAS Center) bereanbible.church or call (775)782-3931 SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)7813955 BENSON FEED - WE CARRY A WIDE VARIETY of pet foods and supplies. We also offer quality hay and feed for horses, as well as horse tack, etc. bensonfeed. com, Carson City (775)882-3999 2018 TOYOTA YARIS iA, LIKE NEW, only 3,200 miles, still under warranty, no damage $14,900, call or text Larrie (775)781-1427 TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOVED ONES. WILLS and Trusts. Day R. Williams, Attorney at Law, 1601 Fairview Drive, Suite C., Carson City, NV. Call Day today! (775)885-8398
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Two of the most common causes of night waking in children are night terrors and nightmares. Parents often get them confused but they are different, as is how they should be managed. Before we can understand night terrors and nightmares, we need to understand normal sleep. All children and adults cycle through stages of deep sleep, also known as non-rapid eye movement (non-REM), and light sleep, also known as REM. We fall immediately into deep sleep where we typically stay for the first few hours of the night. Thereafter, we cycle through deep and light sleep. These sleep cycles last 30-60 minutes in children and around 90 minutes in adults. When we come into light sleep, we can wake up briefly, look around the room, adjust the bedclothes, and if everything is OK, go back to sleep again. Night terrors and nightmares happen in different parts of the sleep cycle and in different parts of the night. Night terrors usually happen before midnight and occur when the child is “stuck” between a deep and light sleep stage. Their body is therefore “awake” but their mind isn’t. In contrast, nightmares tend to occur after midnight and happen during the light sleep stage, when we do most of our dreaming. During a night terror, the child has a sudden onset of screaming, can have their eyes open or shut, can breathe rapidly and have a fast heartbeat. They look terrified and can get up and run around. However, because they are not truly awake, children have no memory of the event in the morning. If their parent tries to comfort them with a hug, the child will typically push the parent away. During nightmares, however, children will usually wake up completely from their bad dream and be scared. They welcome a hug and can remember what happened in the morning. Managing nightmares and night terrors - These differences give us an insight into how best to manage night terrors and nightmares. For night terrors, parents would do best to check their child is OK (hasn’t got their leg stuck in the cot, for example) and then leave them be if it is safe to do so. Many parents continue to try to comfort their child but this usually results in the child waking up completely and being very confused and hard to re-settle. Children who are having a nightmare need to be comforted by their parent and returned to bed once they have calmed down. For almost all children, night terrors and nightmares are a part of normal development and not a cause for concern. Both can run in families.
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Golf Partner
Fred called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golfing partner.” “Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty of other women out there.” “Who’s talking about her?” said Fred. “He was the only guy that I could ever beat!” $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 INVEST IN YOUR OWN SELF-CARE INSURANCE- Eat Your Way To Remarkable Health! Personalized Nutrition Consulting and Wellness Coaching. Healthy weight management, lifestyle management, nutrition support for diabetes, heart condition, digestive disorders, autoimmune, Alzheimer’s, detoxification programs, meal planning, and more. Reclaim Your Health Now! Call now for complimentary consultation. www.positivelywhole.com (775)515-8580
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Refurbish / Re-luster Kitchen Cabinetry
Refurbish / Re-luster Kitchen & Bathroom Cabinetry. Don’t replace your cabinets or re-paint until you call us! Our process is less intrusive & far less costly. We enhance & renew wood Cabinets, etc. Extreme UV damage in the Sierra Nevada’s high elevation & our climate dries out wood, damaging all lacquer & stained wood within 10 to 15 years. We rejuvenate with our exclusive & custom products with 40 years success. Our process starts with professional cleaning and ends with a 3 - step process to a UV resistant beautiful finish! We also re-tint UV damage & repair cabinets. Our products are dustless & EPA compliant. You do not have to remove interior contents or move out of your kitchen. We work 9:00 to 4:00 and clean-up every afternoon. Refurbishing takes 2-3 days. Licensed & Insured since 1976. Photos & Customer References listed under Cabinets Etc. By Design, Gardnerville, NV. @ www.houzz.com. Email: danakathy-pc@ hotmail.com NV. Lic. #18331 / Calif. Lic. #310071 Call Dana (775)782-7821 /or (775)781-7462 HANDYMAN SERVICES, WOOD DECK RESURFACING and repair, interior doors, windows and interior/exterior trim, Honey-Do’s, etc. Serving Carson Valley (775)315-2235
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Liars
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark.” The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, “Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room.” About half the class rose and came forward. “The rest of you may leave,” said the teacher. “These students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark.” TRAIN TRACK SWITCH, MANUAL OPERATION, old iron original with tag and sign $400 firm (775)2670119 GET FAST INTERNET! UP TO 40 MBPS, WIRELESS! (not satellite, not DSL). Great in rural areas, www.rural-internet.us or call Patrick (775)297-4777
Buying Stamps for Hanukkah
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards. She says to the clerk, “I need to buy some Hanukkah stamps?” The clerk says, “What denomination?” The woman replies, “Oh my. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.” NATIONAL LEADER IN BABBITT BEARING repair is seeking Manual Machinists for our Minden, NV Plant. Minimum 3 years current relevant experience required. (No CNC) Medical, dental, life, paid vacation and holidays plus other benefits. Email resume in an MS Word document format to: nvoffice@ pmebearings.com or fax resume/work history to (775)267-4543 STEVENS GOLD WING OVER/UNDER .410 and 175 rounds ammunition $460; Weatherby Vanguard 7mm Remington Magnum and 1 box ammunition $460, call or text, Minden (530)277-4892 WANTED TO RENT! 10X30 STORAGE SPACE area on private property, Call Jim (775)315-5191
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Parrot Attitude
A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude. It got to the point that every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude and obnoxious. Jessie tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s attitude and by then ‘foul language.’ Finally, Jessie was fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jessie lost it and shook the parrot. The parrot became uncontrollable and even more rude. Jessie, in desperation, threw up her hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that she’d hurt the parrot, Jessie quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jessie’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” Jessie was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As she was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spokeup, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?” HYDRAULIC CYLINDER REPAIR AND REBUILD, All makes models and year, Commercial Equipment, Tractors, Log splitters, Farm equipment, Dump Trucks and Trailers, Boats and RVs, Welding and Machining, Ramco Fabrication, shawn@ramcofab.com or (775)267-7358 WINCHESTER, MODEL 70 ACTION, 17/223 CALIBER, rechambered to 17 rem mag, left hand thumbhole stock, 3 to 9 power scope, bi-pod and sling, 3 boxes ammunition, hard case and more (775)265-5961 ASPEN ROOFING INC. FREE ESTIMATES, ALL types, Re-roofs, New and Repairs, NV#0069418, Insured and Bonded, Chris (775)230-8174 WILL TEAR DOWN AND BUY OLD WOODEN Barns and Barn Wood! Insured and bonded (775)7829192 “A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25 years experience, Senior Discounts! Ken Jeter, kenjeter65@gmail.com or (775)530-8932
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Stock market report...
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. MAINTENANCE FREE DECKS AND PATIO COVERS, knowledgeable, honest, professional service! Serving Northern Nevada for 18+ years! Free Quotes! K & C Construction, NV#0079034 (775)691-6462 TOP OF THE LINE 2016 LANCE 1985 MODEL travel trailer, about 2,500 miles, fully loaded, specs online $24,500 (775)980-7903
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Wish granted???
A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them each one wish. The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand. Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.” The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90. HO TRAINS, 6 LOCOMOTIVES, CARS, BUILDINGS, track, switches, landscapes, in storage for 25 years, good condition, Jim (775)291-2070 RESIDENTIAL CLEANING, LICENSED, BONDED and insured with references, Free estimates, great cleaning, fair prices, Samantha (775)220-4252 USA DRYWALL, REMODELS AND REPAIRS, Hanging, Taping, any texture, Additions, No Job too small, Insured and Bonded, NV#59981 (775)247-2539
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A Short History of the Taco in America
THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)2655541 or (775)901-1848 VOICE AND PIANO LESSONS, BEGINNER to Advanced students, experienced teacher, performer, music degree. Call The Songlady! Carolyn Lancaster (775)720-1918
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Back in 2012, Smithsonian magazine wrote that the taco first crossed the US border after crawling out of the silver mines of Mexico. In fact, those same miners “likely” invented it, according to the magazine. “Taco” was actually the word miners in the 18th century used to describe the small charges they used to evacuate ore (hence the belief that miners created a dish they called a taco). Fast forward to the 19th century and you’ll find the taco’s first appearance in print. One popular 1800s dictionary described the dishes as tacos de minero (or miner’s tacos) – a clear link to their underground origins. Tacos apparently initially made their home in working class neighborhoods where cash strapped communities used them to feed their families with limited financial resources. But their journey didn’t end there. Soon after their popularity expanded to the U.S. By the late 1800s and early 1900s Mexican migrants made their way north working in mines and on railroads, carrying the taco in tow. It wasn’t long before these tasty stowaways had their first public profile. Sources cite the taco’s first mention in a U.S. newspaper in early 1905. For some time after, the taco continues to be seen as a food for the lower classes, and in some regions it retains its designation as peasant food for several decades. Fortunately, the stigma didn’t last long. As the children and grandchildren of the original Mexican immigrants start to rise economically, “street food” rises in esteem a bit, too. Though it’s a slow start at first, these initial turning tides were an important stepping stone. The swell continued as descendants of Mexican immigrants began using American ingredients in their dishes, such as beef instead of offal, for example. Of course, no history lesson about the Taco’s expansion into the Americas would be complete without a mention of Glen Bell (of Taco Bell fame). Many people incorrectly believe that Glen Bell, founder of Taco Bell, “invented” the u-shaped, crispy taco shell taco we all know and love. In fact, Bell himself believed so, too. But, the article clearly states that references to the u-shape, hard shelled taco had been documented a full 10 years before Bell ever opened his first restaurant. What’s more, according to the Smithsonian, his contribution to the rise of the taco in America was simply to make Mexican food “ok” for non-Mexicans to eat. He also strategically made the tacos in advance of anyone ordering them, thus making the process of feeding many people go much more quickly. (Yep, you guessed it, hence tacos foray into “fast” food). As Taco Bell grew in popularity among Americans of non-Mexican heritage, so did the taco.
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And that, in a nut (corn taco) shell, is a very short history of the taco in America. MINOR TO MAJOR AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS, Tires and More! ASE Certified Master Mechanic, 40 years same location! Senior Discounts, Bobs Shell Service, Carson City (775)883-7919 PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065
Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and............... coke” The bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.” FORD F-150 WHEELS AND TIRES, BRAND new and balanced, 18” spoke, aluminum painted pockets, Michelin Primacy XC 275/65R18, all terrain, all four $1,000, Jim (775)265-4945, Connie (775)790-1042
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Annual St. Gall Rummage Sale…
is scheduled for August 2nd, 7am-5pm and August 3rd, 7am-3pm. This is our BIG ONE! We have something for everyone. St. Gall, 1343 Centerville Lane, Gardnerville (775)782-2852 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT ESCAPE close to home? Eagle Lake, Lassen County Vacation Rentals, Trophy Trout, all water sports, furnished cabins from $60 per night or $360 per week, visit our website at eaglelakeheritage.com or (800)459-5179 PUBLISHER’S NOTICE: All real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitations or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.” This magazine will not knowingly accept any advertisement for real estate which is a violation of the law; our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free.
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Influence the Life of a Child
“When you thought I wasn’t looking... I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. I saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that little things can be the special things in life. I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God. I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don’t. I felt you kiss me good night and I felt loved and safe. I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have to take care of what we are given. I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn’t feel good, and I learned that I would have to be responsible when I grow up. I saw tears come from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it’s all right to cry. I saw that you cared and I wanted to be everything I could be. I watched you, and I learned most of life’s lessons I need to know to be a good and productive person when I grow
up. I looked at you and wanted to say, ‘Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn’t looking.’” YARD ENHANCEMENT SERVICES, handyman, fence repair/rebuild, tree and brush trim/removal, defensible space improvement, hauling, dump runs, Carson Valley area, Kelly (209)352-0084
BEAUTIFUL RIFLE, 222 CALIBER WITH LEUPOLD 3.5x10 scope, sling and some extras $1,300 (530)305-3079 HANDY HAMILTONS HANDYMAN SERVICES, Experienced Handyman, Quality work at a fair price, Free estimates, Call Mark Hamilton (775)720-9595 A BAD TILE JOB CAN BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT, but it doesn’t grow back, so don’t get hacked! Done right the first time, Sundance Tile and Marble, NV#58795 (775)691-9954 MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501
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Cards you will never see at Hallmark
“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you.” “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?” “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to ruin it for me.” “As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy...” “Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before this!” “Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.” “Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.” “Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike! “Congratulations on getting married! It’s not every day you decide to ruin your life!” “When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.” “I knew the day would come when you would leave
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me for my best friend. So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.” “We have been friends for a very long time, let’s say we call it quits.” “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here.” “If you ever need a friend, buy a dog.” “If you didn’t have any money, I’d still love you. And miss you very much.” JR POWER SPORTS! WE SERVICE AND REPAIR, ALL makes, models and years; Quads, OHV, Dirt and Street Bikes; from tune up to full rebuild. 35 years experience! Dayton, jrpowersports.com or (775)241-2530 TOW BAR, FALCON ALL TERRAIN NON-BINDING with cover, by Roadmaster, excellent condition $475, Minden (443)534-6970 SOLID WOOD BUNK BED, VERY GOOD CONDITION (775)267-0831 BATH TUBS REPAIRED, RESURFACED, AND recolored, Acrylic, Fiberglass and Porcelain, Call The Tub Doctor (775)233- 5297
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CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Joanne, please leave clear message (775)4659422 CUSTOM CANVAS WORK! REPAIR, RE-STITCH, Replace; Boat Covers, Cockpit and Bow Covers, Snaps, Grommets, Velcro, Zippers, Reinforcements, Jim/Minden (775)267-4434 or (775)230-8706 HANDYMAN - 30+ YEARS EXPERIENCE, FREE estimates, senior and military discounts, low rates, Jerry/Gardnerville (760)219-2296
Flying Pig Flea Market
Our next dates will be Saturdays, August 17th and September 7th, 8am-3pm and Sundays, August 18th and September 8th, 9am-3pm, Fuji Park Building, Carson City. Be a vendor. Come to browse, for information call (775)882-4717 or (775)315-0008
ECHO LINE SRM-225 TRIMMER WITH MANUAL and extra line, good condition $125, Larry (775)9011764 HANDCRAFTED MARKERS AND MONUMENTS, Granite and Bronze. Large Selection of colors and designs, special orders welcome! 15 years experience, call Cornerstone Monument for appointment (775)267-1958 FIREWOOD, SEASONED, SPLIT, ALMOND ONLY $400 a cord, cut to size, under 16”, 16”-18”, 18”-22”, delivery available, Jon (775)246-7186
Cowboy’s Canine
A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog. The cowboy answered, “Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie.” D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)671-0808
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Horoscope Humor...
How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done! CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. LEO: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out. VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. LIBRA: ER, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned- out light bulb? CAPRICORN: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes. AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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LARRY’S TRACTOR SERVICE, CLEANUP WORK, rototilling, backhoe, box scraper, dump trailer, rake, hole drilling, affordable rates (775)267-2245 or (775)690-4632 REFRIGERATOR LG, STAINLESS, FRENCH door, freezer, bottom drawer, water and ice in door, 36”Wx36”Dx69”T, 3 years, used 1 year, very good condition $900 OBO, Dayton (916)425-2956 1950’S 4 TON HYDRAULIC JACK $50; FENDER Starcaster, 2 AMP’s, stand, 2 cases, more $200; boat ladder $25; fireplace screen, tools $25; 1959 7.5HP Scott Atwater with tank, runs $200 (775)342-9718 ALUMINUM EXTENSION LADDERS, ONE 24’ heavy duty and one 32’ heavy duty $100 for both (775)901-1912 WEEKLY LAWN CARE, DETHATCH AND AERATION, 15+ years experience, quality service, serving Carson Valley, Carson Valley Lawn Care, Insured (775)230-2546
When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
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Stereotypes, Prejudice, Racism and Discrimination
The terms stereotype, prejudice, racism and discrimination, are often used interchangeably in everyday conversation. Stereotypes are oversimplified generalizations about groups of people. Stereotypes can be based on race, ethnicity, age, gender, sexual orientation—almost any characteristic. They may be positive (usually about one’s own group, such as when women suggest they are less likely to complain about physical pain) but are often negative (usually toward other groups, such as when members of a dominant racial group suggest that a subordinate racial group is stupid or lazy). In either case, the stereotype is a generalization that doesn’t take individual differences into account. Prejudice refers to the beliefs, thoughts, feelings, and attitudes someone holds about a group. A prejudice is not based on experience; instead, it is a prejudgment, originating outside actual experience. Example: defining one category of people as superior (children with blue eyes) results in prejudice against people who are not part of the favored category. While prejudice is not necessarily specific to race, racism is a stronger type of prejudice used to justify the
belief that one racial category is somehow superior or inferior to others; it is also a set of practices used by a racial majority to disadvantage a racial minority. While prejudice refers to biased thinking, discrimination consists of actions against a group of people. Discrimination can be based on age, religion, health, and other indicators; race-based laws against discrimination strive to address this set of social problems. Discrimination based on race or ethnicity can take many forms, from unfair housing practices to biased hiring systems. Overt discrimination has long been part of U.S. history. In the late nineteenth century, it was not uncommon for business owners to hang signs that read, “Help Wanted: No Irish Need Apply.” And southern Jim Crow laws, with their “Whites Only” signs, exemplified overt discrimination that is not tolerated today. Summary: Stereotypes are oversimplified ideas about groups of people. Prejudice refers to thoughts and feelings, while discrimination refers to actions. Racism refers to the belief that one race is inherently superior or inferior to other races. (lumenlearning.com) “YOUR HOMETOWN JUNK HAULER SINCE 1996!” Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $179 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Train Trip
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped and made the following announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly.” AIR COMPRESSOR 5HP 1750RPM, 230 VOLTS tank, model 3020, maximum P.S.I. 200 $800 OBO (775)265-2578 NEVADA CCW CLASSES $50, EMAIL tacaimnv@ gmail or call (775)360-5214 MOUNTAIN DESERT BUILDERS: SPECIALIZING in remodels, one room to the entire home, including decks, windows, doors, siding and trim, Lic.#83159, Call Eamonn (775)781-4753
Douglas Democrats Monthly Meetings…
Thursday, July 25th and Thursday, August 22nd, 2019 from 6:30pm to 8:30pm at their headquarters 1758 US395 N, Unit K, (Ironwood Center), Minden. Presentation and discussion. Gather and chat 6:30pm, meeting starts at 7:00pm sharp, www.douglasdems.org or (775)7831903 COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827, davenportlandscape.com or (775)2651491 or (775)721-8439 The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers. $69 SERVICE CALL, ACADEMY APPLIANCE Service; washers, dryers, refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, compactors, some areas extra charge, Serving Carson Valley (775)781-4725
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Happy August Birthdays!
On your special day, we wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! Have a wonderful Birthday! UNIQUE OFFICE CONDO FOR SALE (OR LEASE) at Stateline, NV. 504 sq. ft., Contact Mark Lucksinger, NV Broker #0021961 (530)318-1590 QUALITY HOME MAINTENANCE AND IMPROVEMENTS, prompt, honest and reliable, fair pricing, all work guaranteed, call for free estimate and visit! Frank (775)309-7299
Brain Transplant
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure, however, it is not yet available on the National Health and you will therefore have to pay. We have two brains in stock at the moment, a female brain costing $30,000 and a male brain at $100,000” “Why is the male brain so expensive?” asked the patient. “Oh, that’s easy, male brains are hardly used.” ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766
JOB HUNTING? CHANGING CAREERS? SEEKING a promotion? Re-entering the job market? Beat the competition with a professional resume created by The Resume Business (775)267-2711
HANDYMAN FOR ALL YOUR OUTSIDE NEEDS, yard cleanup, power wash, fence repair, minor jobs, free estimates, NV#11376PC (775)246-9899
1999 FORD EXPLORER, PRISTINE CONDITION, 125,000 miles, AWD, always garaged, recent tune-up, oil change, tires good, good student vehicle $3,700 OBO (775)782-2108
HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 1950-60’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827
Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520
TUNDRA TOOL BOXES, INSIDE THE BED over the fender wells, also swing out for easy access to tail gate, never used, paid $540, sell for $250; 12,000 BTU air conditioner still in carton $200, 8am-8pm (775)781-3767
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INJURED INK TATTOOS - $100 PER HOUR for a limited time! 2049 California St. #2 Carson City, NV. Call Today! (775)515-4444 WANTED! WILL PAY CASH FOR HATS - Cowboy, Fedora, etc (775)762-2220
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” The Retirement Cruise
Come Join us at Johnson Lane Baptist Church
Bible Believing, Gospel Preaching, Christ Loving Church, Sunday, 9:45am Sunday School, 11am Sunday Service, 5pm Evening Service, 1581 Johnson Lane, Minden (775)267-9590 HANDYMAN SERVICE – HOME REPAIRS, FENCING Repair/Replacement, Hauling, Trash Removal, Shrub and Tree Trimming and Removal, and Weed Removal, Free Estimates (775)781-1747 MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, HEADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-1627 PAINTING INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR, STAINING, faux and fine finishes, free estimates, Powers Painting, NV#68615, (775)781-5531 or (775)315-5179 FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)782-8776
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About 2 years ago my friend and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises... back to back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, “I understand you’ve been on this ship for the last four cruises”. She replied, “Yes, that’s true.” I stated, “I don’t understand” and she replied, without a pause, “It’s cheaper than a nursing home”. So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long-term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for... 1. Gratuities, which will only be $10 per day. And the rest can be put into the slot machines. 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week). 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night. 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo. 5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips and your casino winnings will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience. 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don’t even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don’t look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship. P.S. And don’t forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side... at no charge.
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2016 EVO T2300 TRAVEL TRAILER, SOLAR, power everything, great condition, $16,000 OBO, call or text (925)812-6189
OAK ROUND GLASS DISPLAY, CIRCA 1890, 67”Hx16”Wx42”L, excellent condition $1,400 firm, text or call, Carson City (775)250-0861
Brain Teaser Answer
SMITH VALLEY IRRIGATION – SERVING NEVADA and Sierra Communities for 40 Years with Ag Irrigation Systems and Parts (775)465-2316
Answer: The two-word phrase is “dirty room.” INCOME TAX, GEORGE HALLIFAX, CPA, EA, TAX preparation, Federal and all States, prior years, audit representation, 30 years experience, reasonable rates (775)392-0418 GOT WOOD? SAMMY’S FIREWOOD, HONEST Quality Service, soft and hard wood, delivery available, located in Carson City (775)315-0834
Cockroaches!
Customer: Do you have any cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches? Customer: I am moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the same condition in which I found it.
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Accepting Applications...
The Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for: Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $15.42/hour, Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week, Apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us HOT TUB SERVICE, WEEKLY AND BI WEEKLY service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, hot tub cover sales, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)267-2490 CUSTOM MASONRY, ONE BRICK AT A TIME, Commercial/Residential, 3+ Better Business Bureau rating, serving Carson Valley 12+ years, Free Estimates, M Sqrd Masonry, NV#200616647 and CA#924187, Marc Duryee (775)450-6219 or (775)7834753
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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Being and Breathing
One warm evening many years ago… After spending nearly every waking minute with Angel for eight straight days, I knew that I had to tell her just one thing. So late at night, just before she fell asleep, I whispered it in her ear. She smiled – the kind of smile that makes me smile back –and she said, “When I’m seventy-five and I think about my life and what it was like to be young, I hope that I can remember this very moment.” A few seconds later she closed her eyes and fell asleep. The room was peaceful – almost silent. All I could hear was the soft purr of her breathing. I stayed awake thinking about the time we’d spent together and all the choices in our lives that made this moment possible. And at some point, I realized that it didn’t matter what we’d done or where we’d gone. Nor did the future hold any significance. All that mattered was the serenity of the moment. Just being with her and breathing with her. The moral: We must not allow the clock, the calendar, and external pressures to rule our lives and blind us to the fact that each individual moment of our lives is a beautiful mystery and a miracle – especially those moments we spend in the presence of a loved one.
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