Paper With A Hometown Flavor”

PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441

WANTED! FIRST GENERATION DODGE CUMMINS diesel project 1989-1993, looking for a project to build with son, preferably 4x4 but will look at 2wd, nothing perfect, running or not (775)233-1585

Annual Bonanza Kennel Club AKC All-Breed Dog Shows...

Obedience & Rally Trials, September 29th through October 1st, Fuji Park in Carson City. Scent Match & Specialties for six breeds on Friday. ACT on Saturday. Pee Wee class on Saturday free to children 5-8 years old. All-Breed Shows on Saturday & Sunday. CGC CGCA, & Trick Dog evaluations available Saturday & Sunday. The public is invited to come watch free, please leave your dogs at home! Information is available at www.BonanzaKC.com or 775-887-8822

STUCCO AND DRYWALL, PAINT SERVICES, Interior, Exterior wall repairs, cracks, peels, dents, tape texturing, wall paper, popcorn ceiling, removal and refinish, “paint”, 25 years experience, Free Estimates, Licensed and Bonded, Call Fred (775)507-6315

GOT A SWARM OF HONEY BEES IN YOUR YARD? Call Ritch at (775)315-2696

G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, General clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672

1942 DODGE CARRYALL, 2 NEW FLOOR JACKS, 2 83 Chevy motor on engine stand, gas welder setup, new 03-06 Jeep soft top, 2 firewood racks (775)782-2459

SPECIALIZING IN GARAGES, ADDITIONS, REMODELS, decks, patio covers, free estimates, NV#0080432, Redline Construction Inc. (775)781-3955

PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373

Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520

KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)362-3181 or (410)739-4052

ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $599, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $129, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994

2014 NAVION IQ 24V MERCEDES DIESEL 42,433 miles: Blue DEF Modification, Generator, slide, inverter, heat pump, heated tanks New $119,643, reduced to $70,000, Gardnerville (406)431-9075

Family...

isn’t defined only by last names or by blood; it’s defined by commitment and by love. It means showing up when they need it most. It means having each other’s backs. It means choosing to love each other even on those days when you struggle to like each other. It means never giving up on each other. (D. Willis)

MAKE OFFER! ACE HARDWARE STYLE popcorn machine; glass top metal coffee table and 2 end tables, make offer; 5 drawer file cabinet, make offer (408)270-4028

HANDYMAN SERVICES RENOVENTURES, LLC, Serving Carson Valley and beyond - No job too small, Emergency and Weekend work, Licensed & Insured (410)365-8268

SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003

HANDYMAN - SMALL CONCRETE WORK, REPAIRS and some overlays, Call Chuck (559)426-9984

Bad news, terrible news

This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad news first,” he says.

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,” his lawyer informs him.

“That’s the bad news?” asks the man incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”

“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”

EXPERIENCED CARETAKER LOOKING FOR A longterm, live-in situation. Great with horses, dogs, cats & gardens. Dependable, hard worker with excellent references 530-320-0626

Please Lord

A guy is late for an important meeting. But he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray:

“Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!”

A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.“Never mind. Found one!”

LAWN CARE SERVICE! MOWING, TRIMMING, Pruning, sprinkler repair and general yard cleanup, over 10 years experience, Andres (775)400-4742

1984 FORESTRY CREW BUS INTERNATIONAL 6.9 Diesel 90,000 miles runs great 11x22.5 front tires 10x22.5 rears $8,000 (775)901-0717

COMPLETE LANDSCAPING, RESIDENTIAL and commercial, weekly maintenance, tree trimming, emergency repairs, sprinklers/drip, pavers, patios, retaining walls, Davenport Landscape and Design, NV Lic.#0074827, davenportlandscape.com or (775)265-1491 or (775)721-8439

“The best proof of love is trust.”

PART TIME EMPLOYMENT, NON-PROFIT AGENCY; flexible hours working with seniors. Positions available in Topaz, Coleville, Walker and Bridgeport, California. Call for more information (530)495-2700

Who does and doesn’t allow their dog to bed down with them?

A recent online survey called Should Dogs Sleep On Your Bed? offered a good deal of data on who allows their dog to sleep on their bed and why or why not. There are some interesting surprises in this study. Here are some of their results.

76 percent of the 1,000 people questioned allowed their dog to sleep with them. Among those who don’t allow their dog to sleep with them, 26 percent feel guilty about their decision but 57 percent still keep their pets close by, allowing them to sleep in the bedroom. 56 percent of married pet owners say they sleep the best when they share their bed with both their dog and their human partner. Nearly a third of married pet owners say they and their bedmates disagree on whether or not to allow the pet to sleep on the bed at night. 33 percent of married pet owners say they sleep the best when they share their bed with only their dog. Single dog owners (80 percent) are slightly more likely to sleep with their dog while slightly fewer married dog owners (73 percent) allow it.

Main reasons people sleep with their dog. Reduces feelings of stress: 67 percent, Lessens feelings of anxiety: 60 percent, Reduces feelings of loneliness: 59 percent, Their pet feels more comfortable: 55 percent, They feel safer at night: 53 percent, Reduces feelings of depression: 51 percent, Fosters stronger doghuman bonds: 51 percent.

There were few differences when comparing people who sleep alone and those who share their beds.

Reasons why dogs aren’t allowed to sleep with their human(s) - Worries about germs and cleanliness: 45 percent, Concerns about fleas and ticks: 40 percent, Pet is antsy and moves around: 29 percent, Concerns about allergies: 21 percent, Pet pees or poops in bed: 18 percent, Pet is too noisy: 15 percent. (Psychology Today)

GARAGE WORK BENCH, 5’ AND IN ORIGINAL carton, ideal for garage, vise and 4 drawers, needs assembly, Harbor Freight price $160, sell for $95 (530)208-8248

WE’RE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR CLUTTER problems. Put a roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove, ask us about out loading assistance available (775)297-2320

Vfw Attention

VFW Breakfast for 2023 - Jan. to Oct. - 8:00AM to 9:30AM

Topaz VFW Post 3630 is again hosting a monthly breakfast at the TRE Community Center 3939 Carter Way on the 4th Saturday of each month. The breakfast is to rally support for TRE Veterans by bringing together families and friends for a fun event.

The VFW Post 3630 has a regular meeting at 4:00PM on the 3rd Wednesday every month. New members are always welcome.

TEAK ROLLTOP DESK AND CHAIR, HANDCRAFTED, very special $500 OBO, can text photos, Linda/Gardnerville (775)419-8307

THINKING OF CALLING CASH PAID FOR Old Costume

Jewelry? This may be a good time to call. Often times, callers tell me they have seen my ad for a long time. I have advertised for over eighteen years in the Sierra Scoop. Looking forward to meeting you. message or text Joanne at (775)4302352

PLAYBOY MAGAZINES IN GREAT CONDITION, 1970’s-2000’s 40th and 50th Year Anniversary Special Editions too, for collectors only, make offer, Carson City (408)507-5782

STAND-UP WALKER WITH SEAT $700 OBO; TRANSPORT Wheelchair $10; One box baseball cards Topps Fleer make offer; Ankle Weights $15; Quilt Rack 3-bar new $30; See by appointment, cash only (775)782-4648

TIRES WANTED! 8.25X 20 AND 10X20, ALSO NEED tire machine, and truck Tarps (775)901-0717

Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, “Are you the owner?” The Pharmacist answers, “Yes.” Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?” Pharmacist: “Of course we do.” Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?” Pharmacist: “Definitely.” Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?” Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.” Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?” Pharmacist: “Absolutely.” Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?” Pharmacist: “We sure do.” Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?” Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “In that case, we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”

CHÉ WHITE BOOKKEEPING & PAYROLL Services, Specializing in Small Business, Corporation, Not-for-Profit, and Personal Finance. 25+ years experience. Located in Carson Valley, CheWhiteBooks@gmail.com or (844)343-0343

MANUELS LANDSCAPING - PAVERS, ROCK, landscaping, retaining walls, fire pits, outdoor water feature designs, fences, turf, sod, all for a great price, you’ll be happy, Call (775)291-7499

LAKESHORE AMMUNITION IS YOUR LOCAL source for everything you need for firearms training and self defense! Call us at (208)340-6097 or visit us on our website at lakeshoreammunition.com

DANISH MODERN BEECHWOOD DINING Table with 4 chairs and 2 leaves. Finish is lightly scratched on leaves $200, Call (775)265-9625

NEED ENCLOSED STORAGE? 40X8 (320 SQ FT) available for rent (775)265-4766

“A MOVING EXPERIENCE” - MOVE ASSISTANCE, 25+ years experience, Senior Discounts! KenJeter, kenjeter65@ gmail.com or (775)530-8932

RUSSELL’S TREE SERVICE, #1 ARTISTRY IN TREE Care; Shaping, Balancing, Removals, Stump Grinding, Fruit Trees, Hedges, Ornamental Pruning, Serving your area, Licensed/Insured (775)685-0528

“There are years that ask questions and years that answer.”

Strict is my diet. I must not want. It maketh me to lie down at night hungry. It leadeth me past the confectioners. It trieth my willpower. It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department, I will buy no sweet rolls for they are fattening.

The cakes and the pies, they tempt me. Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce. I filleth my stomach with liquids; my day’s quota runneth over.

Surely calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the fear of scales forever.

COMPUTER PROBLEMS? DO YOU NEED help connecting your gadgets? On-site computer repair and network configurations, Honest and Affordable, justin.nelson@goowy. com (775)450-3735

YARDISTRY GAZEBO MOSQUITO SCREEN, 12’ X 12’, also fits 12’ X 14’ gazebo, new, still in unopened box, asking $380 (775)461-0675

HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521

AFFORDABLE NEVADA CCW CLASSES $90, tac-aimfirearmsinstruction.com or (775)360-5214

HYDRAULIC CYLINDER REPAIR AND REBUILD, All makes models and year, Commercial Equipment, Tractors, Fork Lifts, Log splitters, Farm equipment, Dump Trucks and Trailers, Boats and RVs, Welding and Machining, Ramco Fabrication, shawn@ramcofab.com or (775)267-7358

PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@ aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065

September 23rd - First Day of Fall

TWO MAYTAG WASHERS AND RINSE TUB, 40’S MODEL, works $50; 50’s model works, excellent condition $150, rinse tub $100, also 2 claw foot tubs $50 each, Al (775)465-2173

FOR RENT - RV SPACES AVAILABLE AT IGGY and Squiggys Junction Bar, adult trailer park, no pets, large shady spaces $575 per month (775)901-1064

Custodian Job Opening

Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for Custodians; various positions & sites (40 hours per week) Starting Salary: $18.22/hour or up to 5 years of experience; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance. Paid sick leave, vacation & holidays. NV PERS retirement..

HANDYMAN - RETIRED FROM CONSTRUCTION, $35 per hour, discounts to seniors and military, free estimates and advice, Call JD (775)781-1531

WOOD STOVE PELLETS, WE SELL Pellets, cleanest burning, highest heat output, out performs all others, ½ cord almond firewood, bensonfeed.com, Benson Feed, Carson City (775)882-3999

“Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It’s the best part of the day.

HANDYMAN PROS (NOT LICENSED) - RAPID RESPONSE, ALL Phases of Construction, New, Repair, Roofs, Bath, Kitchen, Painting, Custom, Carpentry, Landscaping, Concrete, minor Plumbing and Electrical, Tile, Granite & more, Professionally Designed Blue Prints (775)400-6822

AERATING & DETHATCHING $300 MOST Yards, Sprinkler Repair, Tree & Juniper Removal, Excavating, Earth, Turf & Timber Landscape Maintenance (775)450-1955

Bunch of Cows!

Two west country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.

‘What a lovely bunch of cows.’ he remarked. ‘Not a bunch, herd,’ his mate replied.

‘Heard of what?’ ‘Herd of cows.’ ‘Of course I’ve heard of cows.’ ‘No, a cow herd.’ ‘What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow.’

STANDARD FLAG GRAVEL, R&J TRUCKING delivers, 25 years experience, call Roger (775)233-7337

HANDYMAN SERVICE ALL PHASES OF SHEETROCK, tape mud texture paint, flooring installation, fences minor construction jobs, Call Scot (760)709-1886

SEWING MACHINE: 2007 JUKI MODEL HZL-35Z. Hardly used. Needs service and adjusting $25 775-720-7500

HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 1950-60’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827

Without Glasses!

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses.

“You know, honey,” I said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.” “Honey,” he replied with a grin, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)2654766

The publisher does not assume any responsibility for the contents of any advertising herein, and all representation or warranties made in such advertising are those of the advertisers and not the publishers.

MIGUEL’S GARDEN SERVICE, FULL LAWN MAINTENANCE, clean up, fertilizing, dead shrubs and trees pulled out, excellent references, great rates, serving Carson Valley 27+ years! (775)265-0501

The Knob

A lady in her late 40’s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called “The Knob.” This small knob is planted on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems. “All these years everything had been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I’ve loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems. First of all, I’ve got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”

She replied, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee.”

CASH PAID FOR OLD COSTUME JEWELRY: Rhinestones, Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry, Rings, Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Men’s Jewelry, Old Plastics, Silver, Copper, Glass Beads, Men’s and Women’s Old Wind Up Watches, Charm Bracelets, Lockets etc. Larger quantities preferred. I drive to you. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352

CCW CLASSES AUGUST 12 AND SEPTEMBER 30 at the Dayton Community Center. Register/more info at battlebornccw.com or call (775)685-6621

“You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.”

Tomboy - Tomgirl - Femboy

Sissy - Wimp - Nerd

Tomboys are often seen as girls who reject traditional gender roles and instead embrace activities and behaviors that are typically associated with boys. This can include playing sports, climbing trees, or engaging in other physical activities. Tomboys may also prefer to wear clothing that is more masculine, such as baggy jeans and t-shirts or baseball caps.

The opposite of a tomboy. A boy who likes to do stuff that are ‘’feminine’’ Instead of playing sports and getting dirty, he likes to go shopping at the mall and try on clothes that can be girly. He always wears the latest fashion trends and sometimes care what other people think of him. He also cares about his physical appearance and his hair. Tomgirls hang out with mostly girls and lack physical strength.

The word femboy emerged before the 1990s. It began as a derogatory term for a man who didn’t adhere to traditional standards of masculinity. Fem is a slang shortening of feminine, often with a pejorative tone, and boy refers to a young man, here used in a belittling manner. Together, femboy doubles down on the insults. Comparable insults include sissy or wimp.

Sissy is a derogatory name for someone, especially a man or boy, who seems weak or cowardly, or who acts in a stereotypically feminine way.

Wimp is defined as a person who is not strong, brave, or confident:

Over the past two decades, the conventional definition of ‘nerd’ has evolved into something unrecognizable from thirty years ago. Back then, being called a nerd was supposedly an insult. That’s where you get your stereotype of the nerd with pocket protectors, suspenders, and large-rimmed glasses. Nerds were synonymous with brainiacs, and regarded as the antithesis to jocks. Today, being a nerd is a badge of pride, and it’s one that anybody can wear. You don’t have to be super smart, or love video games, or read comic books, or paint miniatures to be a nerd. You can be nerdy about literally ANYTHING.

WANTED!! OLD METAL SEWING MACHINE tables, old park benches, any shape or style, Carson City (408)270-4028

WORLD WAR II MEMORABILIA GERMAN HELMET, Chinese Collectible rifle, call for details. Float tube, Creek Co. 420 Ultralight with extras $145 OBO, Reid (775)7209273

BEAUTIFUL MINI/MEDIUM F1B LABRADOODLES, parents genetically tested. We raise our puppies in our home and are part of our family from the first day they are born. We practice ENS (Early Neurological Stimulation). The puppies will have their well puppy check-up, 1st vaccine, and dewormed, Call or text (775)294-2286

ALPINE TREE SERVICE - TRIMMING, REMOVAL, grinding and lot clearing, no job too small, Licensed, Insured and over 35+ years experience (530)721-3136

1997 BMW K1100LT SILVER AND BLACK Motorcycle. 40,400 miles. Two side and one back storage compartments. One gas tank bag, Asking $5,875 (775)315-9949

Behold, I come quickly

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.

“Behold, I come quickly,” he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. “Behold, I come quickly.” Still nothing. He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row. The young preacher apologized profusely. “That’s all right, young man,” said the little old lady. “It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!”

FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)782-8776

BRIDGESTONE 275/50/R22 ALMOST NEW tires, only 200 miles, asking $1,000 for all OBO (775)720-1627

PIANO, GUITAR, COMPOSITION LESSONS. ALL LEVELS and ages. Experienced teachers with music degrees.

Jim and Janet, Sunridge/Carson City (415)678-0504

“Rise above the storm, & you will find the sunshine.”

Mom and Dad on your 67th Wedding Anniversary

One by one each year flew by, since you both said “I do”.... 67 years of memories shared by the two of you. From big events and holidays, to simple daily pleasure. Some tearful times along life’s way, some joys that can’t be measured.... One by one each year now gone, but still they’re yours forever.... Each and every morning of 67 years together. Happy August 25th Anniversary, Love you always, Lisa

HOT TUB SERVICE, WEEKLY AND BI WEEKLY service, reasonable rates, private homes and vacation rentals, hot tub cover sales, call Tahoe Sierra Hot Tubs (775)267-2490

DO YOU NEED TO REPLACE YOUR WORN out concrete driveway, patio, or walkway? We also install new patios, driveways, monolithic garage slabs, retaining walls, footings, and stemwalls. K&C Construction, NV LIC # 79034, 79237, 81038, 86464. To get a free quote call at (775)691-6462

98 NASH 5TH WHEEL 28.5, NEW BED, TOILET, blinds $7,000; antique dresser, 4 drawers with mirror $60; property in Coleville 3.30 acre, corner lot make offer; new women’s Tour Edge Golf clubs with bag $200, paid $500 (775)560-6496