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Shujaaz iko Twitter wasee!

Mambo ni ku-FOLLOW! 1. Enda kwa www.twitter.com

2. Fungua account yako hapa

3. Search “@shujaaz”.

Ukiipata, click “follow”.

4. Mara hiyo hiyo, umeji-upgrade kwa mtandao mpya!

Hapo tuta-share info na mchongoano kadhaa. mbona mkoblue?

sisi ni ma twitter birds JO! na we mbona uko pink?

shule poa!

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MTUNGWAZ *

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Wasee, niliamua kuwa student mpoa na nime-change shule yetu!

Nimechukua hii responsibility.

Hai-matter kama uko primo ama seco. Kuwa student mpoa ni the BEST way kufanya shule yenu kuwa poa.

Tu-share story zetu, vitu poa zenye tume-do kufanya shule zetu zikuwe poa!

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Teja

Haiya! Si yule ni Filo?!

Niajez wa-super!

Ala! Ni yeye!

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Nacheki hata nyinyi mko in da hauz! Oh yeah mwanangu!

Uko poa kweli? Ulilost-ia wapi lakini?

Niko area kama bacteria manze!

Nimejaa tele kama tele-vision!

HAHAHA!

TIHIHIHI!

Hawa ma-boy wanasorora* nani pale kwa screen? Hii ndio ile movie Chuck Norris ame-act na Beyonce?

10 * cheki meaning ya hii word kwa sheng dictionary

Filo ume-beat!

Hakuna movie kama hiyo!

Hamjaiona? Hiyo movie ni ya uduu*! Ati ni vile Beyonce ameenda ku-rescue Chuck Norris.

Halafu sasa, wakaenda na train mpaka border...

...ya Kenya na Uganda kubuy-ia Beyonce kitenge!

Filo?!

Ana-joke ama amefaint?

11 * cheki meaning ya hii word kwa sheng dictionary

Ataamka tu aki-get mihadarati kadhaa‌

Msi-mind wasuper. Acha nimpatie stuff zake.

Acheni kujifanya!

Si mnajua madrugs ndio zake!

Ati?

Siamini huyu ni yule Filo mmoja! Lazima nimbongeshe juu ya hii risto!

Niaje Malkia.

Karibu‌

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Filo, kwani kuliendaje?

Uko down sana!

Ulinishangaza kwa ile bash.

Unajua Malkia wewe ni beste yangu‌life imekuwa hardest. Vile nilijoin Poly, nikaanza ku-use drugs.

Nilihata kwenda daro mwishowe nika-fail sana nikachujwa.

Nikajaribu kusaidia mbuyu na biz, huko pia nikaharibu. Nilisanya dooh kwa shop hapi biz ikaanguka. Saa hizi home hawanitaki!

Huwa na-pinch wasee kwa Ferry ndio at least nipate kashilingi ni-buy food na drugs kiasi‌sina any.

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naelewa. lakini filo, haukuwa hivi zamani.

ulkuwa una-expect future poa unakumbukavile ulikuwa mnoma sports?

GE N A H C A UNAWEZ AKO LIFE Y

chukua action filo, unaweza achieve vitu mob sana ukiach drugs.

. do colle akiwa ba addict na s g ru d za wa Ali alian do aliku waks, ba life yake: Akianza s e ili-mes ke. mwishow mily ya fa s a n a n a wa drug s k o k te Ali oh zo b o jo d a d n jw e alichu Ali-sp healthy, Hakuwa e yake na kila tim t shida p e c c -a Ali ali ange! a ku-ch akaamu

Ni hard kutoka kwa drugs bila support, lakini niko grateful kwa wife na watoi wangu kwa kuni-challenge niache mihadarati!

Saa hizi nina-counsel wasee kwa center ya MEWA. Na-share nao risto yangu ili waamue kuacha drugs.

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y stor full a a Som Ali kw m .f ya jaaz .shu w w w

Bado niko kwa journey ya kutoka kwa addiction, but saa hizi, nina control zaidi kwa life yangu, na nimefurahi!

diction na u-make Unaweza toka kwa ad life yako ikuwe poa.

NA ADDICTION: KUNA VILE UTA-DEAL ba uko na problem Kubali uko na hii kwam na unahitaji help. trust wakusaidie Bonga na wasee unab. kutafuta place ya reha pia lazima s ict dd Families za ma-a idie ndugu sa wa ili wa-counsell-iwe yao ku-heal.

Kama wewe ni addict ama unajua addict flani, bonga na wasee wa rehab kaDhaa.

Pata list ya rehab centers kwa www.shujaaz.fm.

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DJ B, mifugo haina stress mob. Kama you are keeping kuku, unahitaji kuwawekea chakula zao na maji in the mornin then ujikate job yako ya offisi. Then in the evening udo hivo hivo. If it comes to time ya ku-collect mayai, u do it in the morning then u give to jamaa uliyeandika akusaplaiye.

- Muhidin Qataros Generali

MIFUGO INA DOOH! These pple (Doctors) should realize how much tax we are being cut just 2 cater 4 their salaries. As 4 me, if I see that a nurse or a doki is tryin 2 b rude 2 me, papo hapo I will make him/her realise dat its my right 2 get the best medication n not a favour.

- Isaac Wanje

AFYA YAKO, NI HAKI YAKO! Shule ina umuhimu! Inafaa kila msee asome cz future yako inaku-wait! Nobody wants 2 b a failure siku za usoni! Au sio?

Wasee kuleni mbuku!

- Beatriz Biwott tion ndio ant! Educa rt o p im za ry Shule is ve ens. Let’s avoid njia te a m a y future mkato! etch.

- Daniel Ok

RAFIKI WA ELIMU

Mtu wangu, mi ni student na am ever bizy DJ B hiyo article ya M from Monday 2 sato na nina kondoo, mbaya na nikaon an lyk kalito imenihit a kuget thao kw sungura na kuku. So, me hu-attend church ai a wiki it nt a joke! Mayut s wote wanafaa za Friday. Sunday nashinda shughuli za ku-take iyo jobo crazily ! It’s not a must kutafuta majani mob yenye wanyama msee awe na jobo ya ofisi ! Nimecheki hata wangu watapewa na mkanya wangu. me ntaanza kufuga kuku ndo niget - Pablo Chum doo!

Mayuts chanuk eni na ufugaji w a kuku!

Kueni wajanja.

- Joan Kare Cheg e

Nurses en doctor is a calling not a career.

- Ferdinand Mbithi

TRIBALISM

Issue!! Na kuru PGH ni c beshte ya ngu aliku ash office. Imagin wa na den e Alilipishw i ya o a6 - Wilson Ir k na receipt ilitoka ver 9k. ikiwa ya 2 ungu k.

Vpi DJ B! Kuna vil e watu wanapend a dooh sana kuliko mais ha ya watu. Some docs wont attend 2 u ati tym yao Mimi niliambiwa eti niende kwa chem fulan ndio ina imeisha...very dizg ustin. tembe zenye nilitaka. Baadaye nilikuta mwenye alinisend - John Mwa Kamau chem ndiye mwenye hiyo chem. I hate that behavior.

- John Munene

Website ya Boyie ni noma!

Niaje DJ B site yako ni noma bana! Ideas zako za ku-make dooh ni noma. Big up! Shyam - Sankar Navin Cheki www.shujaaz.fm upate ma-infopoa za ku-make dooh!

TRIBALISM

Haki I av lived wid a tribe fulani for 12yrs en we stayed with them peacefully as brothers.

Last week I told 1 of my friend that nime-buy shamba en the answer he gave was that Niaje Boyie, beshte ya 'kwani mashamba zimeisha huko kwenu ngu aliskia teachings zako kuhusu gej na ak ulikotoka,umekuja na umetajirikia kwe2 na ahelp budake. Saa hii buda yake aliokoka na mimi bado niko vyenye ulinipata? Haki we ni pastor. Congrats!

- Jonathan Robinho Lu need change en it must start with us. seno - John Munene

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Nilisoma nikagun Zilikuwa nilibong kufuga k Tuli-buy tukazije yangu an responsi yetu ni z Thanx sa

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DJ B! You are a great inspiration 2 me. umesave mayuts mob. Congrats shujaaz mo fire!

- Kate Kinuthia Hi DJ B? Kaa kuna msee amefurahi ni mii!!

Manze nimekuwahi! Nimekusaka for 1 century.

You are da most sought after guy in Kenya.

Great work.

Elvis Munene

BIG UPS SHUJAAZ!

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Money making ideas!

Nilisoma kuhusu chicken pen kwa Shujaaz.fm Chapta 11 nikagundua reason kuku za bro hazikuwa zina-increase.

Zilikuwa zinaliwa na wanyama!Since niko day school, nilibonga na beshte yangu tuchange dooh ili tuanze kufuga kuku.

Tuli-buy kuku 10 @ sh. 250 na tukazijengea home kwetu. Beshte yangu ana-work tao so mimi nikawa responsible for the chickens. So far tumefikisha kuku 34. Aim yetu ni zifike 100 na niko sure ita-happen soon.

Thanx sana DJ B kwa idea yako kali.

menihit wiki it u-take e awe

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Boyie kuna hii mradi ya kusell sweets, biscuits na njugu. It is so profitable! C u show ma yuths wa-try hii idea. Steve Vegin Macompleser Niaje Boyie! Me idea yangu ni kununua gumboots on wholesale at KSh. 640 kisha kuuza KSh. 840 per pair. Na nimeanza hiyo bizna. Eeeh….ina dooh! Leytone Ongaga Teya

HERO OF THE MONTH! CHUKUENI ACTION! BONGENI NA WASEE WA MORRIS MOSES FOUNDATION JUU YA ADVICE YA KUPATA HUDUMA POA KWA PUBLIC HOSI! PIGA SIMU KWA 0728310983 MWAOMBE ADVICE!

KELVIN WANJEMA AKA Hon. Kelvinia Wanjema AGE: 18 YRS BASE: LARI CONSTITUENCY

Ajez DJ B! Kw anza huku Dag o do 30mins then anaishia. So ha ki huingia for kuna vile was wanapata hu ee dum - Jay Mun Leez a. y

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Hi DJ B! Mi na-sell blended juice kwa stage na inani-mak-ia do sana pia najivunia kwa job yangu. Steve Martins Me ni dame. Buda yangu alikataa kunipeleka high skul, ati nimkalishie kazi yake ya butchery hapa Huruma. Na from there I get doo. Yaani na make doo kwa mbuzi moja naget KSh. 50 na bado mzae ananilipa mshahara per month 4,000. Na per day I can earn 500 kshs. Dirre Badgyal*

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Vipi DJ B, kuna hii bizna ya kuosha mat, especially in petrol stationz. Una-get soo moja kwa manissans na 200 kwa ndai big.

Idea kali sana. Christopher Makau Muambi DJ B, hebu let mayouthz wajaribu hii risto ya kununua tomatoes na kuuza. Inahitaji kitu kaa soo mbili hivi kuanzisha. In a weeks time unaweza save up to 250 datz minus labour.

So hiyo risto ya gangster haisaidii. Mkenya Mchukia Ukabila

Hi DJ B u empower me mob, heko.

- Mutua Mbaika

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Wallapz DJ Boyie. Manze niko na bro mdogo, na saa hii anakip sungura na anaget ganji out of it. Thnx ju ya advize zako.

- JML I just read hapta 16 and bana its Big up! This iz what I call vision 2030. This gwan. Thanx DJB 4 ua thing, vision2030, is not only about Thika enlightening articles. superhighway n Tatu city. It’s about our - Jade Junior collective effort.

- Sydney Igadwa Mung’asia

CHEKI FANS WAS SHUJAAZ WA FACEBOOK! TUMETOKA FAR! BIG UP!!!

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Maji ya sare!

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K O T U K I J I MA N I T S E V HAR A! U V M A KW

Mta-save dooh juu hamta-buy maji.

Mtakuwa na maji hata kukiwa na dry period.

Hii idea inaweza pelekwa home na wasee wako chuo, ndio nyumbani pia wakuwe na maji kila time.

Hii idea inaweza pelekwa home na wasee wako chuo, ndio nyumbani pia wakuwe na maji kila time.

1 2 a kw ana ater s up nw big a rai ion y at ken ssoci fo! n a a i kw

BENEFITS ZA KU-HARVEST MVUA

Juu kuna maji constant, kutakuwa na maji ya kunawa after kuenda kwa choo, na pia itakuwa easy ku-make sure choo ni safi. Hivi, wasee hawatapata ugonjwa kama cholera na typhoid.

Kuna wasee wanaweza kupa info zaidi, watafute huku: www.gharainwater.org Piga simu: 020 271 0657 Email: gharp@wananchi.com

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Safari ya ocha! si tuite mbuzi phyllis?

phyllis si jina poa!!!

ai... lakini nadhani ana-miss yule mtoi wake mwenye phyllis aliuzwa... ni jina poa!!!

yenyewe... labda angekuwa mlafi vile phyllis hukuwa...

haitwi phyllis!

na, umesahau, labda amefuata kwa babake... kama vile, kwetu, grandfathe ni mpoa shambani...

Sijui watoi wake watakuaje...

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...lakini grandmathe haku-like stori za shamba... ...na mbuyu hujaribu lakini inakuwanga ngumu kwake...

baba chaaaarlie!!!

Mzuri Jirani, lakini mwezi huu, sijapata mavuno poa!

baba charlie... mapya?!

nimetoka kumtembelea dadangu huko kabate-ini. huko mimea yao yote zime-grow.

sijui nini imeniharibia ...

kabate-ini? grandfathe anaishi huko! si twende??!!!

najua atatupatia seeds tukimuomba...

si uende huko utafute mbegu poa?

eeeh.... sidhani...

grrr... yenyewe, angalia hizi crops...

lakini hatukai!

yeeeeeeiiiiii!!!!

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sawa basi, tumefika...

aki baba, hatuwezi kuja kukutembelea tu?

baba!

sema, grandfathe!

shamba yake inakuwanga poa... kijana!!! ni nini inakuleta hapa??? usiwe umekuja kunisumbua...

nyamazisha mdomo yako, charlie!

ah, charlie! umemeleta charlie!!! habari yako, mtoto?

niko poa!

pah! huyu babako akiwa mkulima, huwezi tarajia habari njema... lakini nitakupa my finest crop, ukifuata instructions zangu... nilipatia babako mbegu mzuri sana, akaiharibu!

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tumekujia mbegu za sorghum juu zenye ziko home zime-spoil!

oho! mbuyu! ilikuwa ile time ulisahau ku-buy pesticide shamba ikaliwa na army worms?

hapana.

na ile time hauku-store seed vipoa ikaliwa na weevils?

hapana.

na ile time...

sasa wacha nikuelezee jambo kuhusu jamii... sorghum ndio hii!

oooooh...

ukichagua mbegu poa, utapata mimea poa na mbegu poa baadaye...

ni jamii... wazazi wazuri, watoto wazuri...

hivyo hivyo, unavyolea hii mbegu ni muhimu sana...

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uki-select seeds uki-select seeds zako, chagua the zako, chagua the best, si zenye best, si zenye zimeoza ama zimeoza ama zina shida zina shida yoyote... yoyote...

unapo-select,tumia tumia unapo-select, kanguomu-mark mu-mark kanguo plant ambayo plant ambayo umechagua. funga umechagua. funga hiyocloth clothkwa kwa stem hiyo stem hiyoplant plant- -ndio ndio yayahiyo isikupotelee isikupotelee shambani. shambani. kwamimea mimea kwa kama sukumawiki, wiki, kama sukuma ngoja itoemaua maua ngoja itoe kabla kuichagua. kabla kuichagua. utapatambegu mbegupoa poa utapata usipochunialeaves leaves usipochunia plant zazayayaplant umechaguakabla kabla umechagua mavuno. mavuno.

baba babacharlie! charlie! nilikuwa nilikuwanimekuja nimekuja huku hukukwote kwote kumtembelea kumtembelea dadangu, dadangu,lakini lakini hayuko! hayuko!

sasa shika sasa shika hii hii mbegu, mbegu, charlie, na charlie, na uitumie uitumie ku... ku...

sasa sasa huyu huyu ni...? ni...? huyo ni rafiki huyowani mbuyu! rafiki wa mbuyu!

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ametupataje? ametupataje?

ooooh, wewe ni baba wa baba wa charlie? habari yako?

ehm... sijui kama naweza kuwasumbulia lift...?

ehm... kuna vile tulikuwa tunajitayarisha kurudi nyumbani, tusishikwe na giza njiani, so labda hata wewe u... aki baba tutachelewa charlie! kufika unani-let nilidhani nyumbani! down! ulikuwa na nguvu kushinda hii!

huff! huff! huff!

hahahaha!

na si tupitie sokoni ninunue vitunguu...

mbegu poa = Ukitaka mavunomavuno poa! try hii idea na poa, panda u-show DJ B, sms kwa mbegu poa.

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UNA UTAV NDA! A P O LICH

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Chagua za size moja zenye Toa mbegu zenye

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Shujaaz(TM) is published by Well Told Story Ltd. , P. O. Box 1700 00502 Nairobi, Kenya. Tel: 02 02603214 www.wts.co.ke. Printed by Colourprint Limited, P. O. Box 44466 - 00100 Nairobi GPO. Produced in collaboration with: Safaricom, Twaweza, RIU. Distributed by Saturday Nation and Safaricom.

Content producers: Audrey Wabwire Content: Paul Peter Kades, Vincent Muthini, David Ouma Art Producer: Fatima Aly Jaffer Layout Design: Melisa Allela Art: Daniel Muli, Eric Muthoga, Naddya Oluoch-Olunya,Salim Busuru, Joe Barasa, Noah Mukono,Kelvin Irungu Radio: Eunice Maina Special thanks to Just A Band for their fantastic music on ShujaazFM radio

ati we ni fala mpaka ID yako imeandikwa kwa mother-tongue.

- Duncan Ochieng Dj Boyie - Ati we Dj Boyie ni ni m ugly hadi fala hadi hauna facial uligongwa na expression. parked car.

- Jason Kirangi - Saidinho Abdi Dj Boyie, budako ni mnene hadi Boyie we ni mweusi kukiwa na occashadi ukishika mtoi 8. Boyie ni sion shirt yake ana lala akidhani mjinga hadi inatumiwa kama ni usiku. unasalimia mtu tent.

- Esther Wambugu kwa video.

- Antonie ‘de Mat - Jesca Emily

Boyie manzi yako ni kibogoyo hadi Boyie ni mblack hawezi uma vako tu sana hadi hehehe!! akiingia room Ken Remedy clock ina-strike midnight.

- Coddy Bryant Unakichwa ndogo hadi ukIthink hard mind zina Ati wewe ni fala vibrate. mpaka ume-laminate - Daniel Kanja ATM card yako.

- James Wells

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Radio yako ni ugly watu wanafikiria ni cooking gas.

- Den

SHENG DICTIONARY

1. Jav- Mat / Mathree 2. Mtuno- Usingizi 3. Ryeba- Risto / Story 4. Kubesigye- Kutembea 5. Kututho - Kulewa 6. Mtungwaz* - Mtu wangu 7. Sorora* - Kucheki natamaa 8. Uduu* – Mbovu / Boring 9. Gangare* - Alert / Rada

Dame wako ni mkonde mkienda kwa club we huam biwa : malizia miwa nje.

- Lenny K Kamaa Eti wewe nI mweusi mbaka umearibu bei ya makaa.

- Linet

MCHONGOANO

Mumenichogoa?

Ngojeni! Kwa show mtapata mchongoano kali!

oho! oho! marangapi ngapi mara tazama tazama nimekuambia sasa yule yule nimekuambia charlie, charlie, kijana kijana nimeshugilikiahiihii charlie nimeshugilikia charlie ukulima ukulimatangu tangu pele na na kabla kablauzaliwe! uzaliwe! babake babake najua chenye najua chenye wakijaribu wakijaribu nafanya! nafanya! kusaidiana kusaidiana shambani... shambani... lakini, lakini,baba! baba! last hiihii lasttime time season ilikuwa, season ilikuwa, ulikataa kununua ulikataa kununua pesticide, shamba pesticide, ikaliwa nanashamba army ikaliwa army worms! worms!

eeeeh... eeeeh... ehe, ehe, ehe...ehe... ahem... ahem... zilikula zilikula KiLA KiLA KiTU!!!

KiTU!!!

watu wengi watu wengi sawasawa basi...basi... hawajui army army sasa sasa hawajui zinakaa tufanyeje? worms zinakaa tufanyeje? worms aje; tunaweza aje; tunaweza kutumia google kutumia google kutafuta kutafuta picha... picha...

...na u-type "kenya ...naarmy u-type worm"...

ukifungua www.google.co.ke ukifungua kwa simu...

"kenya army worm"...

www.google.co.ke kwa simu... alafu u-click hapa kwa alafu images... u-click

hapa kwa images... ...ku-search italeta hizi picha! ...ku-search

italeta hizi picha!

gah! kumbe hivyo ndio inakaa!

gah! kumbe hivyo ndio inakaa!

niliona army worm kwa insecticide kitanda leo itabidi! asubuhi! niliona army

worm kwa kitanda leo asubuhi!

insecticide itabidi!

wasomaji, kuna compe ya kushinda shati ya wasomaji, ukitaka ku-participate, google! kuna compe tuma drawing ya army ya kushinda worm kwa S.L.P.ukitaka 1700-00502 shati ya ku-participate, nairobi google! tuma drawing ama kwa e-mail, ya army worm kwa djb@shujaaz.fm, S.L.P. before 1700-00502 kufika augustnairobi 31st!

ama kwa e-mail, djb@shujaaz.fm, kufika before good luck,31st! august wasee!

ala!

good luck, wasee! ala!