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MA J IB U: 1. Ulinzi Stars 2. South Africa 3. France 4.3 5. Togo 6. Congo
Man Like Kalito!
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Pata info juu ya kufuga kuku kwa page 9
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Tangu nikuwe mtoi, nilitaka sana ku-do job ya radio. Lakini sikuwa na dooh za fare na ku-hustle. Nilikuwa na savings kiasi, nika-omba wazazi kuku moja. Then nika-buy zingine mbili. Hizi kuku ndio zimefanya ni-achieve dream yangu ya kuwa RADIO PRODUCER.
Biz ya kuku ndio imefikisha Eunice penye ako saa hizi! Imagine thao kwa wiki! Kuweni wajanja! Hebu try hii idea u-show DJ B kwa
3008!
Niliamua nifuge kuku za kienyeji juu hazina job mob. Saa hizi nina kuku 65. Kwa wiki, mayai zinaingiza 1000, kukiwa na sherehe, kuku wa nyama wanaleta kama 6,000!
aina Eunice: M Ruai
Base er … lakini oduc Wax: RadiodoPr afuga kuku… an , an ok nd ka Kuku ni biz poa ya kufanya kando: 1. Unaweza fuga kienyeji, hybrid, broilers ama layers. 2. Kama unataka kienyeji, unaweza nunua kwa jirani ama rafiki mwenye tayari anafuga. 3. Kama unataka za grade, unaweza nunua kwa: • Muguku • Ideal[Sigma] • Kim [wako Nakuru] • Kenchic Hawa hu-provide kuku yenye ni 1 day old na ina-cost kshs 60 kwa chick moja. Ya kienyeji moja ni kshs 80. 4. Ongea na agrovet aliye karibu na wewe juu ya risto za dawa za kuku. 5. Hizo kuku unaweza uzia supermarket, hoteli, duka, butchery na ma-customer wengine.
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Ni biz poa, na imeniwezesha ku-hustle. Pia nikiwa na emergency, najua kuna dooh iko spare place flani. Si ati ni risto za ocha, ni ujanja! Mifugo itakuinua, na itakupeleka kwenye unataka.
Kama hauna space ya kuweka kuku kwa saa hizi, ongea na beste mwenye ana ka-ploti akuwekee umpatie commission ausio?!
Na kuku zote Kenya hutaga mayai 1.3 BILLION kwa mwaka…yaani, ukizipanga side by side zote, zitazunguka dunia mara mbili!!
Hebu fikiria: Kuku 3 layers, zinaingiza kshs 500 kwa mwezi!
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Afya Yako, Haki Yako!
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MALKIA!
! ! F F U KU-D
Unaletwa kwa hiii hospitali ya wananchi na uko na health insurance?!
Hapa hauwezi-treat-iwa vizuri! Wacha nikupeleke kwa private clinic my daughter.
NURSE!! Kuja unisaidie kumbeba mtoto wangu nimtoe hapa!
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Si uharakishe, hauoni mtoto wangu hajahudumiwa?!
Heee! Mtajipanga!
At least tume-manage kuja kwa clinic. Doctor wa hapa ni mzuri sana, atakupatia very good treatment.
Aki mum kwa ile hosi, hawakuwa wananiskia! Nilingoja 3 hours kabla daktari afike. Hakunipima, nurse amenitukana‌
eh! wewe tena!
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Pole sana Stella. Nilikuwa held-up kwa ile hospitali ya wanachi. Lakini nimefika, wananchi. hakuna kazi ya maana huko!
Shhh!
Mum, huyu ni yule daktari wa ile hosi!
Hehe, em, er, sorry daktari, unajua watoto siku hizi wanapenda kuongea ovyo ovyo…hehe
No problem Stella, naelewa ni madawa zinamsumbua.
Thank you daktari. Umetusaidia sana. Labda tunaweza patana baadae tukunywe kahawa au juice?
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Ni sawa Stella. Ok, mkihitaji anything, nipigie simu anytime, 24 hours.
Unaezaje ongea hivyo mbele ya daktari? Haujui yeye ni a very respectable professional?!
Niko lucky nina insurance, sasa wale wamebaki kwa public hospital sijui kama walihudumiwa? Wacha niambie DJB vile ni lazima tu-demand better services kwa hosi zetu!
UNA RIGHT:
Ya kujua ni ugonjwa gani umepatikana nayo, na ni matibabu gani daktari ana plan kukupa, na matajario ya daktari kulingana na matibabu.Ya kuhudumiwa kwa vipoa bila kutukanwa au kudhulumiwa
Uliza questions kama hauelewi info ambayo umepewa kwa hosi.
Kama umedhulu
miwa hosi:
Omba copy ya file yako ya matibabu Andika barua na complaints zako na u-includ e copy ya file yako kwa: Medical Practitioners & Dentists Board Woodlands Road , P.O Box 44839 – 00100 Nairobi Tel: 0722631601 laint kwa Tuma copy ya hii comp tion.org da un info@morrismosesfo kesi yako. ilia at fu ku e idi sa ku wa ili ! rtini na complaint yako Pia unaweza kuenda ko
Pata info zaidi juu ya hawa wasee kwa web: www.cfk.unc.edu
Morris Moses Foundation ni organization ambae nahimiza wasee wajue haki zao juu ya matibabu kwa hosi. Usiogope kufuatilia haki yako! Pata info zaidi kutoka Morris Moses Foundation:
0204343074 0728310983 0733689320 [Ulizia Alice]
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Asanteni sana kwa feedback yenu. Big up kwa winners wa T-sho!!
Kufuga Kuku Na Sungura! DJ B nimepata iyo stori ya rabbit kwamba naeza kuget chedaz, manure na food kwa rabbit nita-spread gospel tuweze kujisaidia. - Marleen.
Big-Ups To Shujaaz!
Nawa-thank sana kwa ku-start huu mradi wa kusaidia mayouths. Mimi hufuga kuku wa kienyeji na bizna hii imeniinua sana. - Juma, Kibera.*
Wow! Congrats DJ B, people lyk u ought 2 live long. U r an inspiration n admiration 2 many. Thanx 4 ur articoz n creativity. BIG UPS 2 YA ALL. Love ya big!
Niaje Boyie, show yako imeni-assist na nimeacha kugej nimeanza project ya kukeep rabbits . - Josef Mugo, Baricho.*
Manze mna idea noma sana. Imagine nina 1 month tangu nianze kusoma hizi comic zenyu na zimenibenefit tu sana, so keep it up coz zita change Kenyans sana. If zingewafikia wasee wote na wasome, tunge-live in a new Kenya without tribalism. Chaoos! - Mary. *
Niaje DJ B, mimi nafuga sungura na inanibenefit coz natumia tym yangu free viruzi kuzichunga na inanipa doo na food.
DJ B u have changed ma life! The magazines zimeni-inspire so I will think of ideas n send it to u on Facebook. - Dicky, Kisii.
SMS 3008
traibo!
Facebook DJ Boyie
Niaje DJ B! Radio show yako imeni-teach lessons kibao na many have bin assisted especially ya traibo. Otherwise show iko fine. - Billow Abdi.
Story Za Alcoholism DJ B, gej inasumbua mayuts wetu huku mtaani. Machief wetu wakitake fast action, mayut watasaidika na familia zetu. - Brian Onyango, Tasiaa. 16
Unaweza Marry Kutoka Tribe Different? Hi DJ B, thanx alot nime read chapta 14 na iko mez poa kwa wasee kuhusu ukabila. Ope wata-change. - Monica Wambui.
Vila Joy Wambui
Hapo sawa. Beauty is not seeing which tribe she belongs to plus the skin colour. Beauty is in some1’s heart n how both of u feel about each otha. - Humphrey Karanja.
Aka: Tasha Base: Embu 14 years
Naona all the issues about tribalism almost 90% zinaletwa na ma-leaders wetu. Solution ni..mayuth waache kudanganywa na ma-leaders. - Brayo. *
Shujaaz
Leaders Wasituhonge Tuki-Speak Out!
Chuo kwetu kulikuwa na madem wengi wana-harass-iwa na hawana place ya ku-report. Nilisoma juu ya harassment in schools kutoka ShujaazFM comic. Hapo ndio niliamua kuanzisha counselling club. Nilibonga na mateacher na nikaanzisha hii club. Hii club inasaidia madem wengi huku Embu. ShujaazFM ime-help mayuts wabonge freely juu ya issues zao. Shujaaz FM radio show imeshinda award noma kutoka One World Media! Big up kwa wasikilizaji wote! Endeleeni kusikiliza!
For me, I would just follow what my heart tells me...shida ina-last lakini doo ni kitu utaspend iishe. Jiamulie ukijua kuna consequence! - Wendie Agumba. *
= t-sho winners!
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Najua mimi ni orphan, na nime-grow-ia ghetto, lakini siwezi stand story za corruption. Niko ready kwa any challenge!
Beste Wa Elimu
j.k tumeshinda hapa two hours na tuko na points mbili pekee. hii assignment tutaimaliza leo? ile website tulipata ilikuwa na points mob ukazikataa. sasa it’s almost usiku.
hizo zilikuwa story za wasee wa america, hazi-apply hapa.
i wish tungeweza kupata mtu ameenda campo hapa atu-show hizi story.
sasa maria kim na j.k.? nimesikia mkiongea. kuna msee najua anaweza kuwasaidia. naweza kuwapeleka kwake.
cindy, natoka mapema kidogo. si ikifika 7.30 ufunge cyber? hakuna noma. tuchekiane kesho!
ah, edna! utakuwa umetusaidia sana, twende!
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huyu msee alini-show ati ali-graduate two years ago. unajua nilimaliza high school sasa nangoja kuenda university kusomea architecture.
so huyu msee alisema niki-get time nimuone anishow stori za uni. time kama hizi yeye huwa pale poa.
eh, lazima nisaidie johny asome apite, asiwahi fanya kazi kama hii.
sasa? NImekuja na mabeste zangu utu-show vile UNI kulikuwa.
oh! aaah...
chuxx?
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chuxx!
oh, mnajuana?
mimi sikudhania ati umewahi kuona mlango ya uni.
hehe! so mnatakaje?
oh... benefisss... beneffff... benefists? nitawashow!
tuna-do research on “benefits of going to university�, tungependa utu-help.
campo tulikuwanga tunakatika! bash kila weekend! tulikuwa tunaletewa ma-dj wanoma nakuambia! madem kibao. Kuku dance jo!
ulifanya course gani?
ah, wewe nawe! nani hukumbuka course alifanya? acha niku-show...
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Tilikuwa tunawasha tuki-get dooh za student loan! Gej ilikuwa ina-flow kama rive!
chuxx!! acha mchezo! tuambie ukweli!
umm...
nikiwa primo books zilikuwa zinanilemea. sikuwa na-understand. nili-try kutafuta usaidizi...
ok. ukweli sikuenda campo. nili-fail exams primo, hata sikuenda university.
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ni cousin yangu alikuwa uni, ndio alikuwa akini-invite kwa ma-bash.
ma odijo wako busy...
teacher, i have a question about this problem. i don’t understand...
Mbuyu hakuwa na interest dad, kuna hii project ya shule... unaweza kunisaidia kuifanya...
nduma, mimi sina time ya hizo vitu za chule. unaona hii chamba yote inafaa ilimwe kabla mvua ianze?
not now, nduma. i’m busy marking the exams, ok?
kama tu ningepata mtu wa kunisaidia na my school work, ningeenda mpaka campo na saa hizi life yangu ingekuwa different sana.
Sikujua kusoma inaeza kuwa hard hivyo. Haikuwa fault yako!
thanks...
kumbe ni poa kusaidia mtoi ako shule. Imagine Chuux angepata extra help, angeendelea tu poa na masomo.
life yangu imekuwa hard, lakini ukinipa hug moja tu nitakuwa poa...
eeeish! get your hands off me!
oh, puliiz! hebu twende!
hey, mimi ninaishi hapa. si tuonane kesho basi?
sawa. good night!
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Lazima tufanye more kusaidia watoi wa hii area yetu na masomo.
Unafanya nini
ku-improve
this sato ninasaidia bryo ku-learn multiplication.
elimu ?
FACT: System yetu ya education ina shida kadhaa. LAKINI: Education ni responsibility yetu sisi wote. Kuwa beste ya elimu. thanks kunifikisha home. tuchekiane kesho cyber! Hii homework lazima tumalize pamoja. Bryo, uki-multiply unaweka hivi kando, halafu unaanza kuhesabu. Na nyinyi ingieni hapa tusome together...
Rafiki wa Elimu ni group yenye ina-involve wasee wote mtaani, wakuwe na interest kwa quality ya elimu. Vitu ndogo kama kusaidia watoi na homework inaweza change future yao. Hivi ndio mayuts tuta-change quality ya elimu Kenya.
Kuwa rafiki wa elimu ndio: Upate chance ya kuuliza maswali juu ya quality ya masomo ya area yenu kwa church, mosque ama community meetings. DJ B Ambia wasee Ukuwe na info zaidi wakuwe beste ya juu ya vile education elimu, badala ya system inaendelea ku-complain kila kwa area yenu. wakati! Msee yeyote anaweza join Rafiki wa Elimu. Download form kwa www.uwezo.net na uitume kwa P. O. Box 1056500100 Nairobi. Ama sms kwa 3016.
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Majuju Za Sangoma Tena?! ...halafu na-get ball mpya...
...plus njumu poa za ball...
...jersey ndio hiyo!
...hata naeza buy ndege! ...pia na-buy tractor!
aki siwezi ngoja!
na hii dooh yote... utapata wapi? sweet potato zimeiva! twende tuzicheki!
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oho! charlie amefurahi kweli kweli! tazama sasa baba charlie, ambaye wakati uo huo, anaelekea nyumbani...
sasa taabu...
hm...
tukizingumza, labda tutapata suluhisho... njia ya kusaidia watoto wetu...
labda niende kwa wale jirani...
haiya! mtego!
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watasikizana aje? wataishi aje?
anataka kuoa msichana wa kabila ingine...
bila shaka, maadui wangu wanadhani wamenipata! lakini WAPi! hahaha!
lakini... hii ni mtego ya aina gani wameniachia?...
sio shimo la nyoka... ...na sio cage kama ya ndege...
labda ni... sangoma saidiaaaa...
...nikaona hii shimo njiani kama trap inaningojea...
nakuuliza, sangoma, hii ni uchawi gani hii?!?!?!
...nilikuwa natembea hivi...
kweli...
...ni karne mingi tangu nione uchawi ya hii kiwango...
...naombea nguvu za kuikinga inavyostahili...
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muda si muda, charlie na rosie wanafika shambani! ...labda hata tunaweza kuonja sweet potato moja saa hii...
aaaaaah! sweet potato zote zimeharibika!!!
usijali, charlie-uncle atakusaidia...
ndoto zangu...!
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ulikuwa umeziacha shambani sana...
naweza kukuonyesha method yenye mimi natumia ku-store sweet potatoes ili zisioze shambani...
hiyo ndio sababu sasa zimeoza...
niliziacha hapa kwa sababu niliambiwa ukizitoa mchangani ndio zinaoza haraka...
method yangu inazikawisha...
kuja nikuonyeshe...
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hizo ni sweet potatoes zangu!!!
kanyanga yote, sangoma!!!
...sema nini?
mnafanya nini?!?!?!?!
kujeni hapa mnilipe!
lipeni!
Mnakumbuka vile tulipanda new variety sweet potatoes? Cheki Chapta 5 www.shujaaz.fm
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Chimba shimo kwa mchanga, penye maji haiwezi fikia.
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Sasa panga sweet potatoes zako zote hapo ndani. Then, zifunike na nyasi imekauka.
2. Weka nyasi imekauka Usiache sweet potatoes kwa shamba kama zimeshakuwa, zitaoza, zitakulwa na wadudu, na utapata hasara. Jenga store
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ndani ya hiyo shimo. Hii nyasi itakuwa kama cushion ya sweet potatoes, na pia inanyonya moisture kwa shimo ndio sweet potatoes zisi-spoil.
kama yangu na uta-make dooh juu utauzia wasee during low season!
Try hii idea na u-show DJB kwa
3008!
4. 5.
Jazilia hii shimo na mchanga.
Mwishowe, jenga roof thatched [ile ya nyasi] ili pawe cool, pasipigwe na jua. Hiyo space imebaki katikati ya roof na mchanga ni ventilation.
Art Kona
Abdullahi Ismail, 18 yrs from Huruma
Asanteni sana kwa wale wote walituma art work. Mko juu tu sana! Wote mtapata t-sho!
Nancy Chalagat, 18 yrs from Rongai
Yohaan David